#this was on a bag of salt

[ruinedholograms]

[shotmrmiller]

getting a cute mistletoe navel ring because 'tis the season except ghost saw it so naturally he's shoving you in a broom closet to uphold tradition of kissing under it (just last week he said he strongly disliked yuletide) and before you can tell him to lock the door, he's tossing both your legs over his shoulders and eating pussy like he gets paid to do it then tugs his mask back down as if it isn't sopping wet with your come and leaves you behind sans the underwear you saw him pluck off the ground and stuff into his vest pocket.

(then price catches a glimpse of it too then tells you to stay behind for a sec only to simply hook his fingers into your waistband, murmuring something about not wanting bad luck. maybe enforcing the mistletoe rule that one time with kyle had been a mistake.)

[astral-disastral-catastral]

MERRRY NEW YEAR CHAT!1!1!1!!!!! Ermm I ran out of space in the tags goes to show how reluctant I am to shut my up fck abt these 2 buffoons [/aff] and in general about anything BUT that's otay. When I say "probably thr most toxic pairing in the game [...]" I mean it affectionately beast×ancient enjoyers would NOT be on my DNI list if I had one you're all welcome here💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 ANYWAYS.. have this ig‼️❕️❕️❗️❕️❗️❕️❗️❕️❗️❕️❕️❕️‼️ its finally not 2am!!

Also have this that was supposed to come with thr smilk design analysis thing aswell however didn't... pretend I'm super smart and know everything abt the French language and France and that I know what im talking abt here

I had to use Pinterest to find jester images because the MOMENT I tried finding ANY on GOOGLE I was IMMEDIATELY faced with AI "art" which PHYSICALLY makes me feel icky and disgusted and uncomfy and i have some strange genuine fear of looking at it or touching it so..

[mugenmcfugen]

Now, when it comes to Shiv and Grey Talon, I got the vibe from them that they have Mentor/Student relationship (well duh, it's obvious) but I have hunch that Shiv's missing arm is result of fight he had with Grey Talon, Talon was out to fight monster, he didn't expect to find boy who had misfortune to get cursed by rival gang and once he transformed and lost control ransacked his whole family and neighborhood. So I can see Talon having mercy for him and leading him trough some sort of rehabilitation, my guess is tht amulet thingie that he has on his belt is probably helping him contain his inner monster or something. He still can't say no to Talon tho.

Anywho, this is just rambling of my overly active imagination that got crumbs of lore and is trying to connect the dots like rabid maniac.

[balkanradfem]

Additional info, I'm sure it wasn't on the ground for more than 2 days because I've been in that exact spot 2 days before and I would have spotted a candy. The ant death is unexplained though.

[matt0044]

Yeah... I'm not comfortable with the way "stalker" is just casually thrown out at Marinette.

I can't entertain this anymore and gotta put my foot down.

Stalking often involves the stalked acknowledging the stalker and often turning them down for love or what have you only for the stalking to persist. Note that this involves the stalked's discomfort.

Adrien wasn't aware (willfully or otherwise) that Marinette was in love with him (or at least on a level beyond what he gets from fans) and wasn't discomforted by her attempts to profess her love. Marinette hadn't intruded on his life in any damning way and, even when she might, the universe handicaps her. Like… how many have her Murder Board plans to get with him panned out?

The only times when Adrien feels he's being dogged by anyone else is by his father coercing him into being a model and face for the Gabriel brand as well as by certain fans that may mob him. Something that Marinette has ACTUALLY helped him with like when he went out to see his mother's movie in theaters.

Furthermore, Marinette actively avoids intruding on Adrien's space in ways that might put him off like trying to talk with him only to trip over her words. Meaning? She doesn't want to make him uncomfortable around her and in the event that Adrien did turn her down for Kagami, she would've swallowed the bitter pill best she could.

All of this to say… words mean things and Marinette's cringe plans are understood by the show to be just that: cringe as teenagers get. You don't have to like it and can criticize its execution but this overstatement of harm is getting to the point where y'all just don't know how to even read a book.

Like… I didn't dellude myself in thinking that I'd get praise across the board for my takes here.

I'm not here to cry foul that one may dared disagree with me but... there's a weird undercurrent to this criticism that seems to act like Miraculous's character are real people like friends they know. That their actions will somehow impact the real world and... that sounded familiar.

The way the conversation seemed to be going was that the fictional world of Miraculous wasn't "just a show." That we must hold the character accountable for real life laws just as we would or that we must actively condemn their action because the show neglected to give us a disclaimer concerning potentially problematic behavior on Marinette's part.

I like this show when it doesn't just settle for good guys being stalward citizens and villains as only dagnasty evil. When Marinette gets a little too invasive yet can also be sensitive. When Chat Noir can be a little too emotional yet repressed as Adrien. When Gabriel hams it up like a classic Disney villain yet carries himself like a Shakespeare character in the throes of loss.

I mean... isn't that why Chloe has such a bizarre stan culture around her? What makes other characters unworthy of similar examination?

When did we suddenly forget the fourth wall was a thing?

[oddly-casual]

I love Jazzy, just as a general rule, but something that caught my eye in the beginning was the little ways Jazz’s brother treats his brother like shit.

Looking at the anime, it makes sense why they censored the women and kept the mess to a minimum for animations sake, but at least he’s clothed and awake. It makes it seem as though Jazz’s older brother is doing it for the soul purpose of being a bastard.

But looking at the manga, he’s asleep. The curtains and couch are torn, the mess is purely clothes, food, and drinks.

His brother isn’t even awake to gloat. The manga gives the impression that Jazz’s brother disregards his space on a regular, to the point where he feels comfortable passing out drunk half naked in his brothers space.

I know it’s not just me, but having a room- that’s supposed to be a safe space- violated repeated by sights and smells you don’t know? This poor kid has no sense of privacy or safety. His family literally runs on the idea that if you get robbed it’s your fault.

[briarpatch-kids]

Had a very productive day today. I did my nails, started pepper seeds, made chocolates, and now I'm doing dairy free mac and cheese and then doing regular mac and cheese.

[buffetlicious]

The slow braised Black Angus Prime Beef Rib was tender and soft with the right amount of fat in there and the gravy was rich and flavourful. Here are the bits and pieces I picked up walking among the different food stations. I love the Truffle Mashed Potatoes with the subtle perfume of the earthy fungus.

See, I told you I went for more of the Salted Egg Prawn and also picked up a piece of the barramundi which while meaty wasn’t a hit with my palate as I found it on the plain side. Dining partner came back with this Pan-Fried Lobsters from the Indian Station. Unfortunately, it was overcooked and the flesh was dry.

The wait staff were busy serving drinks with a skewered lychee perched on top. They came over to our table as asked if daddy (that would be moi) would like one. I nodded, not sure how to response as my “son” opposite me is a colleague. :D A non-alcoholic Fruit Juice Cocktail was placed in front of me. I think it was just a concoction of lime juice and canned lychee syrup in there but refreshing, nonetheless.

Later in the evening, the staffs were handing out Goodies Bag to male diners or at least men who look like fathers. I got my office’s “son” with me so they gave one to me. The perks of being a “father” minus the responsibility! :D The bag contains a 20% off return voucher for a certain buffet theme as well as an Inductive Charger for handphone.

[gayangelcrimes]

Why was there never a Hotel California episode why was there not an episode about a hotel in the middle of nowhere that looks pretty normal at first glance but the food is strangely bland because they don't use salt, and some of the other guests have no idea what year it is, and the staff are strangely insistent that they can't leave right now, and when they look closer all the people there are ghosts that aren't aware they're dead, and the hotel is cursed, and they're trapped in there

[lokh]

Okay, I won't lie NSW is more than slightly outside of my area of expertise when it comes to camping but the basics are the same anywhere. You said you have a tent and bag and some gear so we're not starting out at baby beginnings.

Step one, check the forecast. If its gonna be a heat wave or a cold snap or pissing rain wouldn't it be nice to know that before you're sitting miserable in a tent in the middle of nowhere? Plan accordingly, pack accordingly and you will be amazed how much you can deal with if you're prepared for it. Personally I have a nice rainshell with me at all times because it acts as a windbreak, water barrier, and exposure layer. I have taken a rainshell into the mojave desert where it never rains and I was right to do so because the wind got cold. I have occasionally been the overprepared dork, but I have more often been the only one not getting hypothermia.

Step two, know where you're going. As in, what to expect not just physically where it is. Are there restrooms? Water? Animals? Poisonous/stabby plants? Poisonous/stabby bugs? Other campers? Poisonous/stabby campers? Hazards? Cell service? Emergency services? Gas stations? Can you safely have a fire? Can you toast/grill your food or are you having cold dinner?

Step three, pack the most obscenely overdone toiletries kit you can imagine. Yes, this is actually important. My god, human bodies are messy. All your basic overnight goodies and then add sunscreen, bug dope, wet wipes or something similar, your own toilet paper and something to dig with if you're going out past available restrooms, and a small first aid kit. The kit doesn't have to be a full triage supply, tweezers, bandaids, antiseptic and maybe some gauze if you're clumsy. If you are gonna be doing a lot of walking/hiking I also recommend moleskin for blisters. Put the moleskin on BEFORE the blister pops.

Step four, look at the forecast again, assume it's wrong and pack for the worst weather possible. You need a dry pair of socks and undies. You need long sleeves and a spare shirt. Even if it doesn't feel like it, you will sweat through the day and get damp and if you sleep in the same thing you've been wearing you will get chilled. This is why every one says no cotton for camping, no matter where you are. I have a full change of clothes for sleeping so my day clothes can air and dry overnight.

Step five is food and its really each to his own for this one. If you're hiking out you will be more limited as far as weight/refrigeration, but thats somewhat of a trial and error thing. Freeze dried meals have their place but there is no reason it has to be your go to. Remember your water and remember that if you sweat and replace it with nothing but water you will be hurting. Powdered drink mix is your friend. If you're car camping and tenting next to the car I just bring a 5 gallon jug of water that stays in the car and refill waterbottles as needed. (Note: Senshi from dungeon meshi isn't actually an unattainable fantasy, you can cook a full scale meal in the backcountry if you really want to. It is several magnitudes more difficult than you would think if you are used to cooking in a kitchen, but it is possible.)

Step six is assessing your gadgets. If you want your phone you probably need a power pack to charge it. You will want a flashlight for the dark, not your phone, not glowsticks. If you want a camera you have to figure out how to carry that with you. You also need to figure out if you have cell service and a way to call for help. The more intense you get into this, the more you should look at getting a GPS or inreach/spot device, especially if you want to go alone. This is also a good time to come to grips with the falliblity of technology and get a paper map.

Step seven is for sleeping arrangements, which you seem to have covered. My rip is to set up sleeping stuff as soon as you get to where your making camp, so that way your bag has a chance to loft and your aren't fiddling with stuff sacks in the dark when your tired. And drunk if you're party camping. Open the sleeping bag before the tequila. Also a sleeping pad will protect your bag and also your joints so you don't wake up feeling like Rip van Winkle.

Have fun, be safe, don't be a dick and clean up after your self at your campsite. Sleeping in the dirt is a great time and I hope you enjoy your trip.

thank you so much!!!! i had a great trip but it wouldve been better if id followed your advice more carefully LMAO

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

finding confirmation that kirell was indeed 24 in the original game, and her being a high schooler when she died in argo's choice was a bizarre retcon, is Validating for a number of reasons (i KNEW she was a depressed mafia NEET. i FUCKIN knew it). it also explains philio's complete and total nonexistence in AC, because i'm pretty sure they realized what an Incredibly bad look their previously established relationship would be, and i am now ten times more irritated about that than ever lmao

[tartagliove]

goodnight everyone!! I am giving everyone a forehead kith and a caramel-filled chocolate square before bed hehe >u< I hope you all will have a wonderful day tomorrow!!

[the-wicked-red]

Salt Bag

So I had this sick asf salt bag, and it had some strong ass tasty salt I would be recoiling while grabbing more.

Then I lost and was sad and then like found it then uhhhhh lost it again and just found it as I was finishing this sentence

[aetheros]

tell me you have POTS without telling me you have POTS

[morethansalad]

Vegan Spice Bag with Curry Sauce