#this was fun and purely for myself

[misasimagines]

I'm not evolved enough to make ocs, I'm just self inserting everywhere 👍 but this is my semi realistic belief if I were in Darkwick. This doesn't mean I dislike the characters I have red arrows to, like I love Jin, but I know personally if I met him irl I would want to rip him to shreds for rich person crimes.

Credit for the lovely template! Please click and fill out yourself for fun! Thank you @.lesbianmido for this!!

Explanations!:

Jin: I would keep suggesting we guillotine the rich and he would not acknowledge my existence.

Tohma: I would be so afraid he would force me to play chess I'd hide from him. I still continue to hate rich people. He would not know I existed.

Kaito: Polite acquaintances since I don't have tiktok and would not know anything he says. It would be like him befriending a granny at work and I'm the granny.

Luca: Also polite acquaintances but we must keep our distance due to eternal grievances between our peoples (I'm American, he's British. I'm being silly).

Alan: I would teach him basic tech skills and he'd think I'm a genius because I know how to use task manager.

Leo: We simply would not interact.

Sho: We also would not interact.

Haru: I would go insane petting all the animals in Jabberwock and Haru would have no trouble convincing me to help take care of them. Ergo, friendship!

Towa: I'd be like woah! Funky little guy! And he would not acknowledge my existence.

Ren: Adjacent niche interests mean we can communicate in a friendly way, but since I'm horror video games and he's horror movies, he would also be planning my death whenever I say I've never seen Scream.

Taiga: I'm scared he'll vore me. He doesn't know I exist.

Romeo: He's beautiful and I respect the skincare routine. He doesn't know I exist.

Ritsu: I keep calling him young Sheldon and he hates it so much.

Subaru: We just don't interact.

Haku: I love him but I don't think we'd interact.

Zenji: I also love him but since I don't believe in ghosts, I probably wouldn't see him ever.

Ed: I'm begging day in and day out for vampire powers. He appreciates that I downloaded an adblocker for him.

Rui: at first I'm like :) and then I'm like 😍 and then I'm like 😰 but I'm still 🥰. And we're friends because I WOULD live in Obscuary like sorry but fuck a dilapidated cathedral. I am staying in the gothic mansion with the malewife.

Lyca: I would help him with his homework and stuff and adopt him. He would appreciate that I bring him cut up fruit or something.

Yuri: Our vibes do NOT match. He tries being condescending one time and then we're about to brawl.

Jiro: for me, it's love at first sight. For him, he's like moderately amused by my general weird vibes but otherwise I am not significant to him. Sobbing 🫶✌️ peace and love

[sunnibits]

just out of curiosity bc some people I know with glasses can just go a few hours or a day without them and be chill but I need them on all the time or I’ll go crazy

[jellydragons]

been watching a lot of hermitcraft recently and am happy to report that i am hopelessly endeared by these little goobers 💕 they’re like bugs to me

close ups under the cut!

gonna be real this was absolutely just me taking the opportunity to get my grubby lil mitts all up in their character designs lol i heart interpreting mc skins

[umblrspectrum]

i think the idea of v finding uzis last name hilarious is a really funny one

[puppyboyfranco]

me: I don’t like to speculate abt the drivers sexuality, it’s nothing to do with me

also me: the bisexual vibes from max are STAGGERING

[ivyithink]

posting this little thing, while I’m neck-deep in iwtv wips…

[wickerfemme]

Doing the gainer version of the Litany Against Fear all morning as I remind myself that a) it's OK to have weight goals and to strive for them, and b) I shouldn't push myself into discomfort in the pursuit of them or beat myself up for my slow rate of growth. The terrible curse of having to hold two competing thoughts in your head at once.

[kaiju-krew]

I hate to be a massive Debbie downer/party pooper but I really don't like this idea of polyamorous shipping because Mothzilla is just too perfect for that kind of thing. Didn't you say some time ago you didn't like the idea of Mothra cheating on Goji and vice versa? Like when you drew Zeuszilla and said that unlike Zeus Goji is actually loyal to his wife haha.

(You can thank Miss Queen B's Monsterverse AU fanfic series for that. If you've read them you can understand why I don't like cheating/poly shipping)

i understand where you're coming from but i think it's worth saying

alternate polyamorous ship =/= a ship cheating on each other

i've always put down a delineation between these things - in my own main au of the kaijuverse, mothzilla is 'exclusive', or as close as you can get to that when we're talking about giant interspecies monster relationships. but i've also been very open about being a multishipping creature at heart, and don't view mothzilla as any less 'perfect' just because i play with the idea of another version of my personal au where they're open/poly. it doesn't take away from, or denigrate their baseline ship dynamic just because i'm willing to explore different dynamics i find interesting.

they wouldn't ever 'cheat' on each other, because they'd never do something outside the pairing without the other's consent. hope that makes sense

[nightowlfury]

tidbits from kant's file:

the file is updated for this year, 2567 = 2024. i'm not sure what the 353 means

kant's birthday is 27 march (มี.ค.) (year is blurry but we know it must be 2537/8 aka 1994/5 since he's 29. march has very likely passed in the show so im 95% sure it's 2538 (also looks more like an 8))

his career is listed as free/independent which i assume (probably?) means self-employment basically which would make sense. im not privy to thai census record terminology though

lives in bang phlat district. it's right on the chao phraya

im not great with names so i could be a little off, but it seems like his dad's name is phong junior..? he has อนุ in his name which i think can mean junior, but typically means small/kid/minor (roughly) [EDIT: i was wrong it would be anupong lol; again not great with names]

mom's name is samon [transcribed usually as samorn, i do it weird] (means beautiful/beloved woman lol)

under spouse (wife/husband) "miss" something is listed (นางสาว___) (possibly also ms.). cuts conveniently off lol. very likely he was/is married*

not sure what's under the spouse line. includes 173 ช.ม. (i believe). ชั่วโมง is hour, which is the only word i can think of it might abbreviate. 173 hours? shrug

*im curious about this, like everyone probably, but since this file is updated to 2024 and this person is listed under spouse, wouldn't that imply they're still technically married...?

at the same time, it says miss, not mrs. like kant's mom. However, mrs. is just นาง as opposed to miss = นางสาว. สาว means 'young woman'. i dont know if that means anything but i wonder if women who marry young/in their teens are still referred to as นางสาว. but Even if that were the case (which is a big if), wouldnt her title be updated now that she's presumable older in 2024? unless she like. uh. died

[wszczebrzyszynie]

What insipired you to create your space mining au? (anime literature cinema etc?) Dziękuję!!! (Wanted to ask in polish but im currently only learning it and cant talk rrly well bruh )

hmm. short answer is: trigun, cowboy bebop, gundam: the witch from mercury, naoki urasawas monster, serial experiments lain and memories: magnetic rose. Movie operation hyacinth in a way too. All of that mixed with actual polish 20th century history. space mining in my head is like an obscure 90s anime

long answer is long so its under the cut. no i powodzenia z polskim :)

the world of space mining is something thats been on the back of my mind for a while, as im pretty sure ive mentioned at some point before, which is why its a bit... different than my other fandom related things and more like an oc story? all of my art is self indulgent by default, but for space mining it very much is the "original story" kind of indulgent. so for the "original", non-au space mining that started it all, my main inspirations were cowboy bebop, old polish pop and disco (especially dysk dżokej; its a song i imagined to be playing in a mining mech radio on repeat. not entirely sure why but thats the energy) and, hm, the state of mining in polish peoples republic, i suppose. Because by default all my stories are polish. and all of that carried over as a base for the alternative universe, which is why i even bother to mention it

now space mining as an au was very much trigun inspired. specifically stampede because it was my first experience with trigun ever. like i said, former things carried over, i just added certain minecraft elements (sculk mostly) and hermitcraft/life series elements. A few video game elements (mostly subnautica). Space mining Zed is very obviously inspired by hermit archives Zed, but only from fanarts, because ive never actually read the thing ... hmm. these are all the specific inspirations i can name, i think? the rest goes into the unwell territory, but im pretty sure ive mentioned these before already, too? Space mining is made to feel polish becuase it was created as such in the first place. A lot of my inspiration for the au comes from history, not as much in the, hm, present sense? Despite it being an alternative history kind of story, i try to mention the actual history part as little as possible. Its a lot of explaining that doesnt really matter in the plot itself. What i mean here is, a lot of the historical events between 1944-1991 do happen, even if changed by the whole asteroid/space mining thing, and very much infulence the entire worldbuilding ive created, but arent brough up much, as the majority of the characters are living in a deep space equivalent of post-iron curtain eastern europe, just a bit worse. i hope its obvious why i dont usually mention that part outloud, even if its pretty clear if you know what to look for. luckily for me i dont know what cringe is

[im-smart-i-swear]

its october:) so i drew silver enjoying some colorful leaves and chilling<33

also his sweater is based on the sweater i made for my ugly bootleg son yesterday<3

silver getting to enjoy nature and leaves and chilly atumn air is. so importrant to me actually

[ninjago-but]

Ninjago AU where everything is the same, but the dragons don't have wings and generally look more East Asian.

[ronanceautistic]

Cursed!Nancy AU Chapter 1!

This isn't necessarily the hardest I've worked on a fic, because to be perfectly honest yapping about Nancy Wheeler's ridiculous brain is as easy as breathing. But it's certainly the most detailed fic I've written in a while. So, if you like cursed!Nancy and every thought Nancy's ever had being documented, then this is the fic for you.

[honeyhoneypot]

writing is just so FUN omg, like you're telling me that I can make these two characters fall in love just by typing on a laptop keyboard???

Alenoah better watch out because both of them are so fun to write about ong, like put them in any situation and it fits perfectly (new curl up like a pill-bug chapter should be out tomorrow omg)

GWOURTNEY AND IZZY/EVA TOO OMG, they're getting fics soon because i love them

[fubuwu]

Fuck it. Since I'm being spat on and tarnished by jc antis I'm unashamedly doing call out posts as they have harassed me on all my posts and got their little friends to gang up on me. Starting with this "lovely" person

Calling me an abuse apologist just because I said that madame yu had tough love methods..... I was in no way excusing her abuse towards wwx with that FYI. Wwx wasnt even mentioned in the og post.... Never once denied she was abusive in the post either (in fact i ackowledged her abuse numerous times in the post and how her children act around her. But apparently you willfully missed that part). I said she had tough love methods towards her children. NOT WWX. Wwx was not her child or have you forgotten that? She has a tough love attitude in the sense that she toughens up her kids, expects no nonsense, wants them to strive to do better, get on with it, stiff upper lip attitude etc. This does not mean it's a good parenting tactic.

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Using tough love to describe her parenting technique isn't a compliment. Apparently some of you don't know what it means because tough love, whilst there is love and good intentions behind the actions, it can also have unintended bad consequences on your children and is not a form of love you should expose your child to if you want them to become normal, emotionally stable people.

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It can lead to unhealthy coping mechanisms and suppressing emotions amongst other things I won't go into. I was in no way complimenting her. It was a critique. That should have been obvious. But in your words, ig some of you don't have reading comprehension.

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To accuse me of something so extreme as excusing abuse over a FICTIONAL CHARACTER and trying to get all your friends to agree and jump on my posts because I never explicitly made the above points obvious is what a bully would do. You know nothing about me and decided to make such allegations over a single post. I will not stand for this bullying.

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YOU should be ashamed of your behavior. I've seen your other posts and how you talk about and to REAL PEOPLE.

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You acting all morally superior whilst attacking me and many others like this makes you an abusive person FYI. And I won't sit there and take it from you or your friends.

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Moving on to specimen number two

This person has been spamming my notifications jumping on EVERY post, being disrespectful and pretty much accusing me, an ace person, for being ignorant about MY OWN IDENTITY and using ace stereotypes just because I surmised that jc could be ace due to his lack of interest in romance.

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Echoing the words used by another user in the thread, but denying that such ace persons exist is acephobic in itself. I'm an ace person who isnt interested in relationships outside anything that is close, platonic but meaningful. Many others in the jc fandom say the same thing which is why they see themselves in him. A large portion of the jc fandom are actually ace in fact and we love to see him used in ace rep posts. We're already made to feel like freaks, so to have that thrown in my face is very hurtful. Above all twisting my words and making out I said every ace person hates romance is very disingenuous. I NEVER once said that in the post. I wont have my character attacked and lied about like that.

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Also, once again TWISTING my words, implying I was pissed off about the incel claims when it was so obvious that I was merely asking out of curiosity where these claims come from?? Because it was never implied in the canon text. There was no anger or malice behind my questions. It was all open discussion. I can see now that this was mental gymnastics at play here to justify your hcs that you know are not canon and use it as an excuse to attack my posts with your friends, all because you were proven wrong. You lashed out on what was an otherwise polite discussion. That behavior is all entirely on you.

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Ive only ever been respectful in my posts and they were never done to provoke arguments or hate on others opinions. So to wake up and be accused of all sorts over a fictional character is very hurtful and just shows how terribly low your side of the fandom has to stoop just to prove a point and hate on jc.

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Im not tolerating it and these blatant LIES any longer. I hope other jc antis read these posts and see how nasty you all are. And if anyone thinks this sort of treatment is okay, then you need to look inwardly and step away from the computer. I'm done here.