#this was fun and purely for myself

[misasimagines]

I'm not evolved enough to make ocs, I'm just self inserting everywhere 👍 but this is my semi realistic belief if I were in Darkwick. This doesn't mean I dislike the characters I have red arrows to, like I love Jin, but I know personally if I met him irl I would want to rip him to shreds for rich person crimes.

Credit for the lovely template! Please click and fill out yourself for fun! Thank you @.lesbianmido for this!!

Explanations!:

Jin: I would keep suggesting we guillotine the rich and he would not acknowledge my existence.

Tohma: I would be so afraid he would force me to play chess I'd hide from him. I still continue to hate rich people. He would not know I existed.

Kaito: Polite acquaintances since I don't have tiktok and would not know anything he says. It would be like him befriending a granny at work and I'm the granny.

Luca: Also polite acquaintances but we must keep our distance due to eternal grievances between our peoples (I'm American, he's British. I'm being silly).

Alan: I would teach him basic tech skills and he'd think I'm a genius because I know how to use task manager.

Leo: We simply would not interact.

Sho: We also would not interact.

Haru: I would go insane petting all the animals in Jabberwock and Haru would have no trouble convincing me to help take care of them. Ergo, friendship!

Towa: I'd be like woah! Funky little guy! And he would not acknowledge my existence.

Ren: Adjacent niche interests mean we can communicate in a friendly way, but since I'm horror video games and he's horror movies, he would also be planning my death whenever I say I've never seen Scream.

Taiga: I'm scared he'll vore me. He doesn't know I exist.

Romeo: He's beautiful and I respect the skincare routine. He doesn't know I exist.

Ritsu: I keep calling him young Sheldon and he hates it so much.

Subaru: We just don't interact.

Haku: I love him but I don't think we'd interact.

Zenji: I also love him but since I don't believe in ghosts, I probably wouldn't see him ever.

Ed: I'm begging day in and day out for vampire powers. He appreciates that I downloaded an adblocker for him.

Rui: at first I'm like :) and then I'm like 😍 and then I'm like 😰 but I'm still 🥰. And we're friends because I WOULD live in Obscuary like sorry but fuck a dilapidated cathedral. I am staying in the gothic mansion with the malewife.

Lyca: I would help him with his homework and stuff and adopt him. He would appreciate that I bring him cut up fruit or something.

Yuri: Our vibes do NOT match. He tries being condescending one time and then we're about to brawl.

Jiro: for me, it's love at first sight. For him, he's like moderately amused by my general weird vibes but otherwise I am not significant to him. Sobbing 🫶✌️ peace and love

[sunnibits]

just out of curiosity bc some people I know with glasses can just go a few hours or a day without them and be chill but I need them on all the time or I’ll go crazy

[jellydragons]

been watching a lot of hermitcraft recently and am happy to report that i am hopelessly endeared by these little goobers 💕 they’re like bugs to me

close ups under the cut!

gonna be real this was absolutely just me taking the opportunity to get my grubby lil mitts all up in their character designs lol i heart interpreting mc skins

[umblrspectrum]

i think the idea of v finding uzis last name hilarious is a really funny one

[puppyboyfranco]

me: I don’t like to speculate abt the drivers sexuality, it’s nothing to do with me

also me: the bisexual vibes from max are STAGGERING

[ivyithink]

posting this little thing, while I’m neck-deep in iwtv wips…

[silly-cheese-rat]

I don't even go here

[wamo]

made a lestat mini zine :)) the fixation has consumed me entirely I’m afraid

[kaiju-krew]

I hate to be a massive Debbie downer/party pooper but I really don't like this idea of polyamorous shipping because Mothzilla is just too perfect for that kind of thing. Didn't you say some time ago you didn't like the idea of Mothra cheating on Goji and vice versa? Like when you drew Zeuszilla and said that unlike Zeus Goji is actually loyal to his wife haha.

(You can thank Miss Queen B's Monsterverse AU fanfic series for that. If you've read them you can understand why I don't like cheating/poly shipping)

i understand where you're coming from but i think it's worth saying

alternate polyamorous ship =/= a ship cheating on each other

i've always put down a delineation between these things - in my own main au of the kaijuverse, mothzilla is 'exclusive', or as close as you can get to that when we're talking about giant interspecies monster relationships. but i've also been very open about being a multishipping creature at heart, and don't view mothzilla as any less 'perfect' just because i play with the idea of another version of my personal au where they're open/poly. it doesn't take away from, or denigrate their baseline ship dynamic just because i'm willing to explore different dynamics i find interesting.

they wouldn't ever 'cheat' on each other, because they'd never do something outside the pairing without the other's consent. hope that makes sense

[im-smart-i-swear]

its october:) so i drew silver enjoying some colorful leaves and chilling<33

also his sweater is based on the sweater i made for my ugly bootleg son yesterday<3

silver getting to enjoy nature and leaves and chilly atumn air is. so importrant to me actually

[ninjago-but]

Ninjago AU where everything is the same, but the dragons don't have wings and generally look more East Asian.

[daemon-in-my-head]

Okay, lemme ramble about my lovely little gremlin for a short while (this is basically a chronological list). Fair warning though canon is a challenge and I intend to win with my '40 years post epilogue, gort never died trash fire of a durgetash bit'.

Suppose I should start simple. His name is Fionnlagh, his nickname Fine, his old alias (yk the one from Gort) is 'Elli/Ellifain'. Atp he goes by Fine. All of these names have meanings cuz I'm insane.

Hes ~200 years old.

Was originally created as a failsafe by Bhaal, in case the original Bhaalspawn fuck up. When yoinking a soul, Bhaal however, did not anticipate this one could fuck up as well.

Speaking of, you remember the throwaway line from Scel in Act 1 regarding a certain bet that is never eluded to? Yeah so I decided Corellon and Bhaal made a bet pertaining a particular stolen elven soul (they are finite after all). The winner is yet to be decided.

Regarding how the gremlin fucked up; got locked away in the Shadow Fell aka Shars domain for a hot century there. Pros; no Bhaal or Scel. Cons; it's the shadowfell.

He's a shadow sorcerer but not by creation. Rather he just acquired that while being exposed to the shadow curse for so long. Titans don't hold up well against curses of higher deities.

He knows the Flymms. He had encounters with one way back before Gortash was even a possibility. He's also not aware Gortash is one of those Flymms.

Upon eventually making his way out of a place that is death and decay in physical form he immediately dipped to Calimshan. Tis where the fucks first met, without knowing obv.

Cue a few decades of cult indoctrination, projecting his dead adopted sister onto Orin and the usual durgetash shenanigans. Except this Durge has a very twisted relationship with Bhaal and worship.

The reason for said relationship is that he remembers. He actually had a nice childhood and adopted family. Until he came of age, which, for elves, happens rather late. He's fully aware of how messed up it is what Bhaal did to him, but he is also his creator.

Shit with Gort is about as messy as you'd assume. He's the first person in over a century who sees him as an individual, a monstrous individual but something greater than just Bhaals creation nonetheless. People stuck in solitude and forced to kill everything they ever adored will quickly ignore all red flags to devote themselves anyway.

Gorts view on him is... Something. It's not soft or lovely, it's something between gaining a rare specimen to study and having someone who understands whatever little remains of your humanity constantly waging a war.

Oh right I should mention the miserable gremlin has a martyr complex. Losing countless people may result in you willingly destroying yourself over harming just another person you don't outright despise. He's exceptionally protective to the point it's nearly possessive.

Massive nerd too. Has ever since loved studying the arcane, medicines and poisons. You gotta know what can heal in order to kill and vice versa. Also comes in handy if you can read draconic script thanks to your Netherese creator.

Have your situationship pick up on your unique skills and absolutely exploit them for the Absolute Plot but go along willingly cuz of aformentioned issues.

Cue some bg3 shenanigans, Bhaalspawn loosing their memories, defying Bhaal but still having this slight flaw of a complex and deciding to spare the obviously horrible person but the person who knows you nonetheless.

Find out that person found you after being brutally tortured and experimented on by a mad necromancer and leaving you for dead.

On top of that find out the only reason you clung to the remains of your awful life and begged a god to spare you just a little longer was for the person that left you for dead.

Decide to leave the city after saving it and wander aimlessly for a few years, thinking a monstrosity such as yourself should've never existed in the first place and that a dull weapon without anyone to wield it is better left to rot.

Get discovered by the Drow you saved and who truly understood you when you couldn't even make sense of yourself and decide to join her cause, if only to repay her.

Develop some sort of closeness with said Drow as you continue to fight in the civil war she instigated for a decade or two. New career branch unlocked; warmonger.

Forget that you're a monstrosity created by a god with weird kinks and accidentally continue a legacy of bloodshed and guilt by means of having a happy little accident with the Drow you've come to like.

Continue to have a mental breakdown over what you've just done and condemned them to while the marks left by wielding a curse, becoming closer to a mortal by defying your godly creator and decades of fighting start to show in your failing body.

Lose the drow. Cut away the thing she adored and lose one eye. Swallow your agony because you still have a singular, precious thing left to protect.

Return to the city and roots you barely remember hell-bent on exploiting them to keep your treasure safe and happy and finding ways to keep the curse gnawing away at you at bay for just long enough to see it through.

Meet the man who accomplished a great deal of his ambitions and grew somewhat restless over the years again. The only man who remembers how you were. The one who loathes you for abandoning him and what you had.

Oh also his adopted family was part of an elven house. A fallen house. A house of traitors who fucked around with Mythals. He does not remember. He goes back to using that name.

And from this point onwards, a lot of shit happens, and all of it is his fault. And he knows. Oh God does he know.

[ronanceautistic]

Cursed!Nancy AU Chapter 1!

This isn't necessarily the hardest I've worked on a fic, because to be perfectly honest yapping about Nancy Wheeler's ridiculous brain is as easy as breathing. But it's certainly the most detailed fic I've written in a while. So, if you like cursed!Nancy and every thought Nancy's ever had being documented, then this is the fic for you.

[loderlied]

sometimes i'm really like what if people are right what if wanting to write about dark topics really does make you a horrible person and i am one of them. and by sometimes i mean right now

[perilegs]

my resolution for this year was to learn hiragana and katakana (not even japanese as a whole. just. some characters.) and i figured i'd learn how to write my name bc it'd be embarrassing if i didn't know how to do that and is it just me or does it look kinda cute. like, レービ <- that's like U_U* or -_-* to me

[elhanoka]

one thing about me is i'm going to bring p1h into anything!! couldn't stop thinking that est and william remind me of someone... and maybe in the alternative universe, where south korea's soft power is bl and not kpop, intak & keeho are starring in thamepo (and in turn, est finally gets his spot in a t-pop group lykn beside will—it's all about balance with parallel universes yk)