#this took me forever and for what

[probably-a-side-blog]

Nex Grant's NSFW Alphabet

Ah yes, my lil military man. Nex is pansexual and a service top/vers. reader is g/n

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Nex is a light-headed cuddle bug, though don't expect him to stick around till morning. But don't worry he might kiss you before he leaves.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Himself: He likes his arms. He's pretty muscular and he likes how he can hold his lovers tightly.

Partner: Slut for thighs. He loves something to really grip onto and loves thrusting his cock through them. Also if he could choose how he died, he wouldn't mind his head crushed by them.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Nex has a pretty healthy diet, so his cum is thick and white

Cums a good-sized load. It comes out in multiple spurts and usually thrusts through his orgasm

Might hold his partners in place when he orgasms so he can fuck out his high.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He wants to experiment with the cheek hole but has no way of asking that it doesn't sound weird.

One of the reasons he was caught in the military was because they found his photo collection. Currently trying to rebuild the exhibition, a photo from every state he goes to.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He's very experienced, he travels often so he usually picks someone up for a fun night.

F = Favourite Position

Cowgirl. He likes being able to watch his partner use him like a fucktoy, holding onto their thighs, and being able to bounce his partner and watch their expression change which let him know if he's doing things right or if he needs to mix things up.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's not cracking jokes, but he is complimenting his partner and trying to make them smile. He's cheesy.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He's well-groomed

The carpets match the brown half of the drapes

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He's fairly intimate, not clinging like a leach but not repulsed to feel his partners up.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He actually doesn't jack off that often. If he's in the mood he can just hop to a hookup spot or see if his favorite band is in town.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Cockwarming

Hairpulling

Degradation/Praise

daddy/mommy kink he'll never admit to

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He prefers privacy, so he'll take hookups to a motel or his car on the back road if he feels risky. He did all his risky work in the military and it didn't go well for him, lol

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Flirting of any genre, he's pretty easy to fluster

Doesn't mind wolf-whistling

A crumb of interest in him

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Public/outdoors

Bondage

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He doesn't give oral often, but he knows what to do. He often looks up at his partner to ensure he's doing alright. Though he does lick up the cum afterward as his reward is doing a good job

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

It varies hookup to hookup but his default is fast and sloppy

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He really prefers proper sex, but if he needs a quick release he's more than happy for a quick fuck.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He's okay with experimenting but isn't too into risky sex.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can go on as long as his partner wants to, though he doesn't push many past two rounds unless asked to.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He'd probably like them but he's actually never thought about trying any

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Doesn't tease too often, he wants to enjoy sex so it'd be hypocritical if he denied it for his partner

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not super loud, though he does whimper and groan when he gets close

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He gets hyper from sex, which can help when his partner wants multiple rounds but also means he honestly prefers morning sex

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

6.5 inches long and 3 inches girth

Cut

Curves a little upward

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?

Not super high, if someone wants to fuck him then they'll fuck simple as that for him.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Usually doesn't, it's like a workout for him and it leaves him just wanting a shower and feeling a little preppy/energized.

[hinamie]

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[triptychofvoids]

quick draw and trigonometry

[bacchuschucklefuck]

soon it'll be dawn again

transcript under the cut ⏬

page 01

Fig: no way? - you're still up?

Riz: Wh– yes?

Riz: Why'd I not be.

page 02

Fig: I me~~ean - that took.

Fig: whole day.

Riz: Yeah?

Fig: 'm beat.

Riz: you should sleep.

page 03

Fig: nah. my guy's still up

Fig: I wanna hang out.

page 04

Riz: That's really nice.

Fig: Hah! - Nobody ever expects an Archdevil rockstar to be nice.

Riz: … yeah. - 's just budget work tho. (the stuff I'm working on) - I've heard it's boring.

page 05

Fig: yeah, but you do it…

Riz: It keeps things going, right? - Nothing happens if nobody sits down and - does the thing.

Fig: That's right… - though. Yeah.

page 06

Fig: sometimes it's someone else who - doesn't want the same thing to happen.

Riz: … - mm.

page 07

Riz (off screen): …It took me a long time to get that not everyone likes doing what I do. - 's probably because you guys are so nice– - or. - kind.

Riz (off screen): to anyone too, not just. - the people you /love/.

page 08

Riz: that's not how it is elsewhere. - The world's– not. hostile. - but 's not like it's kind.

Riz: So I'm doing as much as I can now… 

page 09

Fig: Hey.

Riz: ?

Fig: Go dig some dirt with me.

page 10

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - oh you meant like - actual dirt. (not incriminating information)

Fig: o yea.

Fig: there's clay in the backyard soil. - sometimes when I'm sun deficient or something I go touch dirt for a bit.

page 11

Fig: here u go

page 12

Riz: uh

Fig: now we make a thing! - 'm pretty good at freehanding a bowl.

Fig: I'll show u

page 13

Fig: just– yep, flatten that out as evenly as u can, then–! - actually ur nails'd be so good at cutting out the strip. [larger than usual space] wait. - wait. wait u can carve patterns with them! we HAVE to try

Riz: uh - What. do I carve?

Fig: anything!!!

page 14

Fig: and– yep just seal the inside uh. seam?

Fig: yep that works - okay time's up! all contestant hands up

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - okay - wh. what's next?

Fig: haha - watch this.

(sound effect text): FWOO—MP

page 15

Riz: WH– DON'T JUST DO THAT???

Fig: Now it's fired!

Riz: THAT WAS NOT SAFE

Fig: (actually it's just dry. if u add water rn it'll dissolve)

Fig: ok catch!

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - careful!!

Fig: dw no need haha

page 16

Riz (thought bubble): oh - it's warm…

Fig: now I want you to throw this.

page 17

Fig: u gotta do it - c'mon

page 18

Riz: wh– - It's like 3AM right now

Fig: oh it's not /fired/ fired it's not gonna make a loud noise

Riz: And then just? leave a pile out here?

Fig: pour water over it & it'll be gone I told u

Riz: but

page 19

Fig (off screen): RIz.

page 20

Fig: I've done all this before.

Fig: Can you trust that at least?

page 21

Riz: no, I– - I do. - I trust you.

page 23

Riz: okay what happens now

(sound effect text): glob

page 24

Fig: we do it again!

page 25

Riz: wh. [larger than usual space] What do you mean. (this clay's too wet also)

Fig: see! you're already learning

Fig: [blank speech bubble] - there are flows that are futile to fight. - The world changes.

Fig: Things change.

page 26

Fig: I've learned my lessons with "forevers". - But - as an artist

Fig: I can give you one thing: - You can always do it again.

page 27

Fig: most of everything depends on the rest of the world, - but this. - making new. - that's yours as long as you want it.

page 28

Fig: So?

page 29

Riz: Yeah. - Yeah! - let's make another one.

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