#this stupid goddamn stars

[twinleafsystem]

OH, FUCK THE FORK AND KNIFE I'LL RIP IN HANDS AND TEETH AND TAKE A BITE~!

sorry that i cant stop thinking about (You dreamt you were eating your friends whole.) (You want to throw up.) and cant be normal about it or whatever. like i have a choice in the matter 🙄

[spacemothes]

I can't believe I was looking through ao3's search system to find a fic to read before bed. and i see motherfucking ai

bitch proudly has an entire three chapter fic written by ai, put on ao3, and says "Sorry it's ai it might get a little repetitive👉👈"

Like bitch???? I was just trying to find a batfam or isat found family fic and now I have to see this ugly shit

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

no you know what im making a post about it now

SO per Rvb wiki, A'rynasea's model is a Halo Phaeton. Per halopedia, a Phaeton is 10.3 meters long, so more or less this scale right? not super big but hey, our boy Locus is on the run and needs something small and fast so fair enough right?

except

long story short: Locus breaking the scale of things is making me mad, has been making me mad for a WHILE now and the only thing i can feasibly assume is A'rynasea is bigger?? than a normal phaeton but as soon as you start scaling her up, Locus' claim that there int enough room for a third passenger doesnt make sense like, it'd be tight but as it gets bigger than a normal phaeton and you CAN squeeze three people in there

i know i know its rvb, logic doesnt apply here, but look i like to know the schematics when im in this deep and this shit is ridiculous

I reserve my right to bully locus for living in a fucking space prius

3D Model credits: Phaeton model here | My Locus model is a mismash of two models from this guy that i franksteined in blender to be slightly more show accurate

[balladofthe101st]

i know joe went up to the bar just to flirt with george with the classic, "you come here often?" but george, seeing joe walk towards him, looking so handsome and lean in his class a's, panicked, and before joe could use his line, george blurts out, "corporal toye, there will be no leaning in my company. are those dusty jump wings? how do you expect to slay the huns with dust on your jump wings?" joe, bewildered and flustered, plays along, straightening up and dusting off his jump wings, just to see that sweet smile on george's face. that night didn't go as joe planned but between a couple glass of beers, sharing a smoke, and spending the rest of the evening until the next early morning with george and that goddamn sweet smile of his, joe wouldn't have spent the night any different. next time, he thinks wistfully, next time maybe he'll get a kiss

[daily-whistlepaw]

daily whistlebreeze until fo becomes PoV day 1448

you know how sometimes your sister brings in an exiled war criminal from another clan whom she's also dating

basically: If I Had It My Way with these characters

[bookshelfdreams]

the euphoria of correctly predicting a plottwist is only surpassed by the sheer delight of said plottwist being done in the dumbest possible way

[bumblingbabooshka]

-Remembers how T’Pring looked as she watched Spock & Chapel vanish into the bathroom together after seeing them kiss on the bridge (which she knew was for a mission and didn’t hold against them but perhaps she could sense something there since they do have feelings for one another), maybe attempting to calm herself and her suspicions as she’s left alone again (and later finds she’s been left out entirely this whole time) and how she doesn’t know that Spock almost told Chapel he loved her then and there, with T’Pring in the other room waiting, and how Amanda and Sevet both think she could have more confidence in herself and how T’Pring thought that she and Spock were in this together (her holding his hand, subtly letting him know to pour slower so the tea flowers would bloom correctly, a whispered ‘well done’, the ritual is over mother) and how mere hours after she expresses to Spock how she feels: Like he doesn’t trust her, like he doesn’t care to include her in his life, how she’s trying her best to show him that she will accept him wholly, how she wants to be his partner instead of an adversary or an obstacle, after all this he’s found Chapel within the hour and is kissing her.-

[sxilor-1010]

So uh... Starlo, huh?

[fagsex]

every baking recipe online or even just a video with an item containing sugar in it when someone in the comments or replies or anything is inevitability like "diabetes !! 😂 this is the extent of my joke 🤣 paula deen? !" like okay did you get some form of gratification from pretending sugar doesnt have a place anywhere in society. do you feel better. should we call wilford brimley.

[engagemythrusters]

so sabines gonna be like. Uhhh 30?

[darlin-djarin]

AND WHAT WAS THE MIGHTY, DESTINED, AND OH SO HONORABLE LADY KRYZE DOING WITH THE DARKSABER WHILE THE DOOR WAS SHUT ON DIN AS HE WAS BEING CAPTURED???

not fucking using it to open the door, that's for sure.

[sondersil]

i am the daftest motherfucker alive. i can't believe that i am this stupid. i forgot to register for my fucking exams. i was so certain that i did, i have vivid memories of going online and being confused about which Geology exam to sign up for. what the hell.

thank god i checked last night. i just called and they can still register me despite being past the deadline, but the near heart attack was not fun.

[fazcinatingblog]

I always wish Glenn Maxwell did this tactic because it's true

[ftmbruce]

why the actual fuck does IG-11 need to come back. can we explain anything here. are we just throwing shit at the wall? he just threw the baby across the room like a football

[bumblingbabooshka]

Watching 11:59 and I can’t believe they just put a literal Hallmark romcom in the middle of Star Trek Voyager down to Shannon hating Christmas/New Years this show is wild

[pup-pee]

Least fav comic ever

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok so my opinion on comics is rlly bad bc i just dont think ive read ENOUGH

i think the easiest answer would b batman & robin; all stars bc that comic haunts my days

its just bad it sucks i h8 it it makes me angry

& the worst part is that my brother bought me this rlly nice poster that is the cover of it issue #9 BC HE DOESNT KNOW COMICS HE DIDNT KNOW & ITS JUST

the arts nice dont get me wrong but the story will make me hit my head against the wall bc its so unnecessarily unfunny

its like trying 2 b smart but its just not

except when hal gets trapped in the yellow house

thats the only part that matters 2 me bc y not