#this stupid goddamn stars

[twinleafsystem]

OH, FUCK THE FORK AND KNIFE I'LL RIP IN HANDS AND TEETH AND TAKE A BITE~!

sorry that i cant stop thinking about (You dreamt you were eating your friends whole.) (You want to throw up.) and cant be normal about it or whatever. like i have a choice in the matter 🙄

[spacemothes]

I can't believe I was looking through ao3's search system to find a fic to read before bed. and i see motherfucking ai

bitch proudly has an entire three chapter fic written by ai, put on ao3, and says "Sorry it's ai it might get a little repetitive👉👈"

Like bitch???? I was just trying to find a batfam or isat found family fic and now I have to see this ugly shit

[balladofthe101st]

i know joe went up to the bar just to flirt with george with the classic, "you come here often?" but george, seeing joe walk towards him, looking so handsome and lean in his class a's, panicked, and before joe could use his line, george blurts out, "corporal toye, there will be no leaning in my company. are those dusty jump wings? how do you expect to slay the huns with dust on your jump wings?" joe, bewildered and flustered, plays along, straightening up and dusting off his jump wings, just to see that sweet smile on george's face. that night didn't go as joe planned but between a couple glass of beers, sharing a smoke, and spending the rest of the evening until the next early morning with george and that goddamn sweet smile of his, joe wouldn't have spent the night any different. next time, he thinks wistfully, next time maybe he'll get a kiss

[bookshelfdreams]

the euphoria of correctly predicting a plottwist is only surpassed by the sheer delight of said plottwist being done in the dumbest possible way

[bumblingbabooshka]

-Remembers how T’Pring looked as she watched Spock & Chapel vanish into the bathroom together after seeing them kiss on the bridge (which she knew was for a mission and didn’t hold against them but perhaps she could sense something there since they do have feelings for one another), maybe attempting to calm herself and her suspicions as she’s left alone again (and later finds she’s been left out entirely this whole time) and how she doesn’t know that Spock almost told Chapel he loved her then and there, with T’Pring in the other room waiting, and how Amanda and Sevet both think she could have more confidence in herself and how T’Pring thought that she and Spock were in this together (her holding his hand, subtly letting him know to pour slower so the tea flowers would bloom correctly, a whispered ‘well done’, the ritual is over mother) and how mere hours after she expresses to Spock how she feels: Like he doesn’t trust her, like he doesn’t care to include her in his life, how she’s trying her best to show him that she will accept him wholly, how she wants to be his partner instead of an adversary or an obstacle, after all this he’s found Chapel within the hour and is kissing her.-

[novemberthewriter]

while i'm #bitching ... something that's always irritated me about hp fandom, like, even when i was in my halcyon grade school days of obsessing over the series -- it's the ... ubiquitous nature of slytherin fans? like, modern me understands what people were trying to do w rehabilitating slytherin, but i also just felt like people would say they were in slytherin just for the sake of it. like before the theme park and the pottermore site, back when sorting was just you picking a house based off vibes almost every super vocal hp fan was slytherin and it drove me nuts cuz they were so insufferable about it like /they/ were an oppressed class IRL lol

[sxilor-1010]

So uh... Starlo, huh?

[fagsex]

every baking recipe online or even just a video with an item containing sugar in it when someone in the comments or replies or anything is inevitability like "diabetes !! 😂 this is the extent of my joke 🤣 paula deen? !" like okay did you get some form of gratification from pretending sugar doesnt have a place anywhere in society. do you feel better. should we call wilford brimley.

[engagemythrusters]

so sabines gonna be like. Uhhh 30?

[tsuntsunfangirl]

god give me strength, the apron is back--

[darlin-djarin]

AND WHAT WAS THE MIGHTY, DESTINED, AND OH SO HONORABLE LADY KRYZE DOING WITH THE DARKSABER WHILE THE DOOR WAS SHUT ON DIN AS HE WAS BEING CAPTURED???

not fucking using it to open the door, that's for sure.

[xannerz]

Gf and I watched wish yesterday and I’m still marinating on it. All the misses just oozed exec meddling to me, especially w all the untapped potential we’ve seen in the art book. The heck happened here I feel bad for the people who drafted up some of the concept art what a waste

[silasbug]

i am the daftest motherfucker alive. i can't believe that i am this stupid. i forgot to register for my fucking exams. i was so certain that i did, i have vivid memories of going online and being confused about which Geology exam to sign up for. what the hell.

thank god i checked last night. i just called and they can still register me despite being past the deadline, but the near heart attack was not fun.

[fazcinatingblog]

I always wish Glenn Maxwell did this tactic because it's true

[bumblingbabooshka]

Watching 11:59 and I can’t believe they just put a literal Hallmark romcom in the middle of Star Trek Voyager down to Shannon hating Christmas/New Years this show is wild

[bluejay-in-write]

Sol: *acting like a kicked puppy dog after seeing Rae’n laughing with Wolffe*

Rae’n: *thinking that he's worried about being replaced as one of her best friends* Oh don't be jealous you know you'll always be my favorite trooper

Sol: 😳😳😳