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#this show and the jewish jokes#perfection#the nanny#fran fine#maxwell sheffield#fran drescher#charles shaughnessy#fran x maxwell#maxwell x fran#jewish holidays#jewish#jews#passover#purim#hannukah#yom kippur#rosh hashanah#4x21
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if you ever doubt how WHITE Seattle is, know that I just did an audition for THIS ROLE
because they specifically called me in for it
#i was originally just called in to read for OTHER people at auditions. like. not to audition but to be the person reading the other part#because my friend is the casting director. but i joked to her ‘’cannot believe you called me in to read this BLACK WOMAN show’’#and she was like ‘’i just need someone with melanin! and im like girl my dad is black but not like this!!! i feel ridiculous!!!’’#and the director apparently REALLY liked me and was like ‘’why is she not auditioning??’’#and if he had asked ME i would have said ‘’because i am WHITE. SIR.‘’#but here we are!!!!!#girl my dad is black but he is PUERTO RICAN#and I am WHITE (passing)#no one looks at me and is like ‘’ooh she’s mixed’’ people look at me and are like ‘’…..jewish? filipino? greek? what is this’’#anyway i’m really like 👀👀👀 at this because like? should i turn this down if i’m offered it?#the director is black but like. surely there has to be a conversation about how fucking white i look babes#like. they’re gonna cancel me!!! they’re gonna call me rachel dolezal girl why are you doing this to me????#really truly do not know what to do about it#HOPEFULLY i just don’t get the fucking role and don’t have to worry about it
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just saw a Jewish T3RF refer to herself as a 'mudblood' because she's a patrilineal Jew and like... bestie this is exactly how T3RFs want you to talk about yourself. Like you, as a Jew, are somehow unclean or impure or inferior. Their movement is built on antisemitism and you are demonstrating this.
#like yes she probs meant it as a joke#but it really isn't#jews referring to themselves as mudbloods isn't cute#you're a putz#and you won't be protected by your little nazi friends when they show their true colours#jewblr#jumblr#jewish
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also. what would authors even do if they couldn't have jewish characters alert other characters about how they don't eat pork
#i'm sorry it's FINE it's fine it's allowed it's just that ive never kept kosher and i don't think i even knew anyone who did growing up#at least not sufficiently that i like. knew that they did?? so no one i knew well enough to eat a meal with.#we didn't use much pork or anything but we were certainly a bacon and shellfish-loving household and this was. extremely normal#like you didn't bring pork/shellfish foods to temple events but that was literally the only concession and u would joke about it w ppl.#again i don't actually know enough jewish history to know at what points in history secular city jews weren't keeping kosher#maybe this is exclusively modern. i mean no fucking way it is but yk. maybe.#but it also smacks of like. people are soooo glad they have this special Thing to use to Show Not Tell the jewishness#and it's fine! it's literally fine. but it's so funny to me having the special mark of my people in [~socially-just genre lit] books#be a sentence im never going to say in my whole life#box opener#sorry lmao. found something to post about it appears#bookbox
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The pushback to the term "cultural Christianity" from atheists is real odd to me because, as someone who has been an atheist since 13, only ever went to church a handful of times never with my own family (made a note never to sleep over at that friends house on a Saturday again bc I HATED church it smelled like shit, was boring, pews are uncomfortable as fuck, and the religious people I knew were all wildly misogynistic and I've never been here for being told I was less of a person for being Born Like This), and generally had no actual connection to Christianity in a meaningful way but still only knows Christian mythology, has been steeped in Christian values I had to untangle, and my religious understandings are still deeply Christian.
Like Ive never paid attention to the bible, church, Jesus, Christian teachings, or whatever but if you asked me about any religion the one I'll reliably know the most about is Christianity. I don't know why atheists are offended by being called culturally Christian because they have bad blood with the religion because like sorry bruh that doesn't mean you're less indoctrinated by Christian values if the culture you grew up in is predominantly Christian. In fact I'd say that religion being this ubiquitous in the culture regardless of anyone's consent to exactly ONE religion being shoved down our throats is reason to team up with other religious folks who ALSO don't like being constantly evangelized to by the culture at large, not a reason to throw a fit because you don't like being tied to a religion that is so ingrained into the culture that shit like "oh my god" and "Jesus Christ" are common expressions of surprise regardless of how atheist you are. Like surely I'm not the only atheist to notice the shocking amount of cultural religious shit that works it's way into my life and speech despite having not set foot in a church since I was like 10, and I can't remember the last time I was in one before that.
Idk man cultural Christianity seems like a pretty damn useful term to describe my relationship with a religion I never fully bought into and then actively rejected as a child yet still hold weird connections to and knowledge of just because Christianity is so baked into the culture I grew up in like it or not. If you want to be mad, be mad at the Christians who stole your freedom from religion from you, not usually religious minorities who discuss cultural Christianity and how it damages them too.
#winters ramblings#like breh i HATE how much christian bullshit ive had to detangle from my life. like the idea of sin and punishment for example#id say a LOOOOOT of discussion regardless of religion leans towards a Christian understanding of the pridon system#prison is basically a recreation of hell on earth where youre supposed to go to burn off your sins in your 10x10 cell#now i gotta say not all Christians buy inti the styke of punishment and sin i know normal well adjusted Christians#but for the most part a HUGE portion of shit comes with a helping of cultural Christianity. but prison is probably the best example#hell any discussion of punishment relies on a distinctly christian flavor of 'atone for your sin or be doomed forever"#repubs bitch about so called cancel culture but thats just how Christians act towards sin lmao they do it too#except they choose shit you didnt ACTIVITY make a choice about like being gay to condem you to hell.#cant be mad that twitter cancels people for small shit like a crap joke if you actively subscribe to the same belief system#and are only mad bc that logic is applied to YOU now. anyway i could do without this logic in activist spaces#or ANY spaces being doomed forever over sin is only one way to do Christianity. like damn can the ones who like#rehabilitation and justice and helping the poor at least be the ones in charge??#regardless ive never been a Christian and barely have a meaningful connection to the religion. whuch is why i find it rather salient#that i still have this deep connection and knowledge of something i ACTIVELY REJECTED at 13#do you know HOW MUCH i had to have been indoctrinated into this shit with as LITTLE of a connection to organized religion as i do??#the fact i have ANY connection at all is kind if fucked honestly it shows you really REALLY do not get to choose#your religious leanings unless youre actively ANOTHER RELIGION BESIDES CHRISTIAN otherwise tough tiddy#you get to be Christian By Default and i don't like it either. but when i see jewish people talking about it#i know EXACTLY what they mean because i dont like my connection to a religion i never believed in and rejected at 13 either#i don't like that my choice to reject Christianity was stolen from me by such a ubiquitously christian culture#im not mad at jews for pointing this out im mad at christians for stealing my freedom of choice
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Gentiles reposting JVP thinking it’s a get-out-of-antisemitism-free card
#PSA to non jews: JVP is a joke and no one in the jewish community takes them seriously#by boosting JVP you are just showing your ignorance#antisemitism
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throughout the series of drake and josh it pretty consistently implies that josh nichols is a christian (josh peck is jewish) and in the finale of the series helen (played by yvette nicole brown, not jewish[?]) is portrayed as a practicing jew
#i dont have a problem w either of those things necessarily i just find it interesting#if i had to guess. drake and josh was a mainstream that didnt wanna touch on religion generally#but josh was kind of a dork and usually when josh's religious beliefs are implied it is in dorkish ways#such as praying and thanking the lord after he has his first kiss.#but since dan schneider is jewish perhaps he wanted to make helen have a jewish wedding in the finale?#not that there needs to be a reason. but u do notice occasional jewish-related jokes in d&j but none of them are what you could call#offensive. in good faith that is. 'eric is a pacifist' 'i thought he was jewish?' like come on#text post#i have been rewatching drake and josh recently and i have had so many thoughts#im almost done. i just have left that stupid dance episode that they premiered last for the stupid reason#of a special dance-themed premiere night in fall 2007. they premiered the third episode of icarly and a new zoey 101 on the same night#which i think is so stupid. they should've aired really big shrimp last. it messed w my understanding of the series at the time lol#i remember not really knowing that the show was ENDING. like i knew icarly was starting & miranda was doing that#i thought really big shrimp was like just another special like go hollywood.#and then like two days later they premiered the helicopter episode for some reason#and i was like why is drake not famous in this. he just had a number 1 song in a superbowl commercial#and then a month later the dance one. which. if anything is satisfying about that as a final episode it's just that#that unnamed girl from the blues brothers episode who is obsessed w drake shows up again and congratulates them#and the very final line of the series is 'who is she?' because. because really who IS she?#that's a funny enough throwback to wrap things up with i suppose#drake and josh wasn't a highly serialized show so i can see how they could air those after the intended finale and act like it didn't matte#but i have to tell you it did fuck with my brain a bit at the time. lol. i still think of those episodes as having 'happened' after#and on paramount plus those episodes are still placed after really big shrimp. the injustice#but thats kinda messy. what a weird way to end such an influential and popular sitcom#season 4 had a few lowpoints while still also having some VERY solid episodes.#idk. ill have to continue my series review another time im getting way too longwinded here#helen dubois is jewish
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The number of rabbis who literally ARE outspoken and agnostic women to begin with….
#Have they…. Have they MET a rebbetzin#But this sounds like Jewish fleabag and that is so so funny to me because you literally cannot do a one to one with fleabag#In the religion that’s like pleaaaaaase holy people pleaaaase enjoy sex and get married and have lots of babies but just have sex for fun#Pleaaaaaaade#pleaaaaaase#The kind of traditional in joke about rebbetzin sins - rabbis wives - in traditional Jewish communities#And I mean I’m talking about like. Sholem aleichem here -#Is that they’re loudmouth (affectionate) busybodies (affectionate) who run everything (affectionate)#Show me THAT representation
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Jews + Jokes + Jews + Jokes = 🙌
#nobody wants this#jewish#jews#jokes#my two favorite things#the comedy on this show top tier#noah x joanne#joanne x noah#noah roklov#adam brody#kristen bell#love#cackling
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richie making a black hawn down joke… Chris storer please die.
#I wonder what his beef is with somalis#because this is plain evil#the type of racism he can get away with because no one care about Somalis#and yet if a wrote a show with a badly written Jewish guy#then had a another guy in the show make a holocaust joke…#then I would be the bad guy#anti Chris storer#the bear#the bear fx#ebra#richie jerimovich#fandomshit
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quick sketch of my best friends clark kent and superman
[image description: two pencil portraits of clark kent (also known as superman) from dc. the first drawing is him as clark kent while the second is him as superman. he is smiling in both portraits. /end description]
#clark kent#superman#dc#kal-el#<= i think that's his kryptonian name but i might be wrong don't correct me <3#art tag#made these designs up but i do think superman is one of those designs where it's like. Iconique. no notes <3#you don't stray very far because you don't need to <3#i don't keep up with the dc universe by the way i just like the idea of superman i've built up in my head <3#like a genuinely nice guy with superpowers <3 who's also jewish and bisexual <3#i don't think i've read any superman-centric comics. i've read the Big dc comics like the killing joke and the dark knight returns and#swamp thing the original one. i'm actually reading the first comic where superman appears right now actually <3#i like how instead of flying he used to jump and run i like seeing little quirks that come up when a character premieres and they're trying#to figure out what works and what doesn't that's neat to me <3#anyways they should stop having gritty movies where superman is mean because power corrupts or what the fuck ever.#just make him a good guy like a genuinely good person maybe it won't make a good movie for some people. i'll have a great time though <3#maybe i'm just behind on Superman Lore. i don't know i don't watch movies or shows or read books <3 (exaggerating for comedic effect)
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okay like. that meme is funny but also kind of annoying bc it’s still centered around jesus as the key to getting the joke. passover and ramadan remain holidays that have nothing to do with jesus. i don’t think anyone intended anything bad or malicious in making the meme, but to understand it assumes a secular christian worldview that just really grinds my gears, regardless
#we only get the joke bc it’s assumed we all understand jesus#so like. that kind of sucks#show me the memes that are only funny if you know jewish lore#anyways#jew stuff
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OK so after finishing BBC Ghosts, I started watching CBS Ghosts, and at first I was underwhelmed because it felt like literally an exact copy of the BBC one and also with worse acting and special effects. But then I kept watching and it’s charming in its way, like a Disney Channel AU of the BBC version, and there’s heartwarming moments and decent jokes, plus original ideas like the idea of every ghost having a “ghost power” and Sam going to see her mom’s ghost. That said, I did think it would have been more interesting if instead of doing a nearly one-to-one copy of the ghost ensemble in the BBC version (friendly arrow guy from the 80s, corrupt rich douche with no pants, proper lady of the manor, oldest guy who wears furs and is rough and tough, gay soldier guy, flighty naive girl... and then instead of Thomas and Mary they do have Sass and Alberta, that IS some originality) they could’ve just come up with entirely new American ghosts. I would’ve loved to see some more originality. I actually had been hoping they would include a Jewish ghost, like an immigrant making his way as a peddler in the Hudson Valley somehow idk. And uh, turns out they do have a Jewish ghost, cause in episode 16 it becomes obvious that the corrupt rich douche with no pants is Jewish, and every person he worked with in his corrupt finance firm was Jewish, and also he was friends with Bernie Madoff. So that’s fun
THIS IS NOT ME “CANCELLING” THE SHOW FOR ANTISEMITISM. I DO NOT THINK THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING. I AM JUST COMPLAINING
#a weird amount of sitcoms have this subtle 'jewish characters as rich pieces of shit' thing#like in parks and rec there's dennis feinstein and the sapersteins#it's like#they don't HAVE to be the only characters in the show who say 'oy vey' and 'mazel tov' and then also love money to an evil degree#to the point where there's a joke that the spoiled jew daughter says 'money please'#and the evil jew capitalist hunts people for sport#i just. why even make trevor jewish. why have him say 'oy' and 'mishigas' and 'mazel' and his friends are pinchas and ari#and his last name is i think leibowitz or something similar#why. what does that add#julian wasn't jewish but to be fair there's like thirty jews in the entire united kingdom and most are orthodox#and he was also a politician and not a finance bro#ANYWAY. PLEASE DON'T GET MAD AT ME FOR TRYING TO CANCEL THIS SHOW. I AM NOT#i think it's sweet and charming#i like that isaac gets to come out of the closet and that he's played by curtis theothertwo#i like the ghost powers and lore. i like sass and his dry humor#it's not as good as the bbc one but it's FINE#i'm just bitching about a thing i see sometimes which i understand is not real oppression because we're not really oppressed. I KNOW#cbs ghosts#written by me
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Holy shit. Transatlantic is the first piece of media I've ever seen as an American that accurately portrays American attitude towards WWII and refugees.
#the scene talking about how they canceled the kindertransport and the socialites joking about jewish kids#like people love to fucking tell us that just didnt hapoen and this is the first time ive ever seen a show just fucking. say it.
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Honestly actual play criticism is fucking wild, even when you get out of the crunchy angry Stop Having Fun dudebro criticisms, although I find those to be pretty toxic.
But like, on the "not toxic, just baffling" end of things, there's a gaming podcast I listen to that can be fun sometimes BUT also has the wildest "Well obviously Critical Role is scripted and planned out in advance because that's just good storytelling, no I haven't watched CR" takes that ignore how this show can sometimes have episodes that are SIX HOURS LONG, which. Look. I like Critical Role. But six hour long episodes is not really good storytelling and I think a major draw of it for me is that it's fairly crunchy but the players are charismatic and good at improv, unlike me who plays the face in my Shadowrun group and once froze up out of sudden social anxiety trying to play out a social roll I did extremely well on. I'm not tuning in for the brilliant narrative pacing of the shopping episodes, I'm there to watch Travis die inside while everyone else buys potions and annoys the NPCs.
One of the hosts also cited The Adventure Zone as an example of "the LAification of Actual Play," a thing he contrasted with his preferred approach, "the New York roleplaying podcast sensibility," because obviously New York and LA are the only two places in the United States and the McElroys have no regional influences outside of Los Fucking Angeles, not a single one.
(It is possible he actually addressed this later in the panel but I decided to skip that episode after the "TAZ has the same sensibility as CR and we're lumping it in with our imagined Los Angeles sensibility of actual play" statement because a. It was a recording of a live panel discussion and I don't like those very much anyway and b. I am a tired woman from Chicago trying to entertain myself while cooking dinner, and life is too short to listen to New Yorkers bitch about LA, The Only Other City, when talking about a type of performance that doesn't even require everyone to be in the same country.)
Occasionally I take a peak at DnD Podcast Criticism Subreddits out of morbid curiousity and by god you will find people out there who hate entertainers with every fiber of their being. If they're not playing exactly one-to-one with DnD rules and if they even ATTEMPT comedy or drama dudes online in these miserable little circles shake with rage. I totally think criticism towards a lot of DnD shows is fair, it's great to want the shows you listen to to improve, but good lord
If you talk like this about DnD shows online I know in my heart of hearts playing a tabletop game with you would be misery incarnate
#actual play#meta#critical role#the adventure zone#like. it really sounded more like 'LAification' was a way of saying Shows More Popular Than Mine That Do Live Tours.'#also. ALSO. just wanna say. improv was invented at Hull House in Chicago and NONE of this shit would be the same without improv#yeah yeah your 'improv is shitty' jokes aren't wrong I've seen some truly dire improv#but most actual play media has an element of improv even if it is on the more planned out and polished end of things#LA and NYC have good improv groups but we did it first#kaesa additions#“why do you listen to this weird podcast kaesa?” well listen.#where else do I get an elaborate breakdown of all the the lore of Golett and Golurk (golem-themed pokemon) from a Jewish perspective?
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i've still been feeling bad about things not working out with the sad neighbor lady with the busted leg, even though SHE was the one who 180ed and pushed me away, but then i start thinking about all the shitty little -isms (mostly race) she said, some of which i confronted in the moment & some that i picked my battles over given the circumstances, and then i feel less bad :)
#'gaza is an overblown distraction from kosovo' (? okay i know there's been trouble but kosovo wouldnt be my 2024 geopolitical struggle pick)#*trying to recover* 'well it's bad but not ww3 bad' 1) i wouldnt be so sure 2) something doesnt have to be a ww to be genocide & war crimes#DARE I SAY PALESTINE NOT BEING CONSIDERED WORTHY OF INTERNATIONAL INTERVENTION IS WHY IT'S SO BAD but sure keep missing the point on purpos#'every country in the world except the u.s. & africa (the one country of africa as we all know!) prioritizes healthcare' UHHH idk where to#even begin with how yikes & misleading & ignoring the root causes of why many african nations lack key infrastructure that comment is#'chinese opera sings out of tune on purpose' no ur just assuming every culture uses european music scales which they dont#and like its fine to not be fond of certain music traditions! but it's not fine to be weird and racist about it#(the last one i joked about how if she doesn't like chinese opera she would miss the wisdom of shen yun & she didnt respond which makes me#think that it was shen yun she saw that gave her that opinion lol girl the music would be the 1 good thing about that show ur just racist)#OH i almost forgot this vile one: 'i've never heard of a man being raped idk how it's even possible' so gross and ugly#and then the dumb anti-communist stuff & isreali war criminal uwu story i already bitched about#i shut her down every time israel came up so i cant call her a zionist for certain (she is jewish so i doubly won't assume)#BUT based on context clues like the words that came out of her mouth i'd say she is a zionist & i feel less bad about her being alone#(a jewish CONVERT i will specify bc zionism is always wrong but even more wrong imo coming from someone raised a lutheran in illinois 🤨)#miss 'im leaving of this country if trump wins' why don't you go to the apartheid state you love so much? no you'd rather move to UK? huh!#a n y w a y . . .
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