#this shit is kind dope ngl

[ladyisabelsblade]

My Live Reactions to X-Men Origins: Wolverine

A text thread between me and my friend.

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Just watched the opening sequence and it’s so fucking funny when you’re high

Dude that guy with the two guns, his sequence kind of slapped

And then the other guy punched a tank. Yo….

This Deadpool looks like an idiot with the swords but he’s still pretty funny lol

Why does he know Swahili?????

Oh no! They’re colonizers!!???

But not Wolverine, he cares about black people, that’s how you can tell he’s the good guy

Little brother, breaking cycles of abuse

JIMMY

--wolverine says racism is wrong! --have u seen his cartoon claws yet?

They didn’t look that bad but I am high so I don’t care

The action sequences aren’t half as bad as in last stand

Or at least I’m too high to notice if they are lol

WOAH SGIRT OFF

--u see a lot of hugh jackman nipples

Lumberjack Wolverine, wow

Just wow he’s wow

"Your country needs you” “I’m Canadian”

Aw, I like this girl. She’s so gonna die

What the fuck is this stupid story?

Even Logan thinks it’s stupid.

Most clumsily overt foreshadowing ever

Oop, yep she dying

--lmao --yea she lasts under 10 mins thats hilarious

Damn fucking eviscerated

Manly man scream

He ruthless

LMFAOOOO AND THEN HE GETS HIT BY A TRUCK

--relatable tbh

He’s so oiled up

Damn the dramatic irony is dramatic irony-ing

The Adamantium looks like the aftermath of a lush bath bomb

--ooooh ur not at the cartoon claws yet --he’s still all boney

Yee

LMAOOOO THEY LOOK PLASTIC

HIS ASS OUT

--ASS ASS ASS

Cover up your tits you preening slut precursor

They look so stupid just do practical effects you idiots

YES THE JACKET

WHAAAAATTTT HOW COULD YOU KILL THAT OLD LADY WTF

I should have seen that coming

EXPLOSIONS SLAY QUEEN

--who exploded things?

Everyone but Logan exploding the helicopter was slay queen

--lol this movie is such a blur for me, i love reexperiencing in real time

Oh this is the bad part

Fucking blob omg

--ah yes --and will i am

I like will I am he ain’t bad

And boxer Logan, boxer Logan is saving this scene for me

--idr him good or bad, i just remember he's will i am

He is

I laughed so hard when his name came up during the opening credits

--its a great jumpscare

Local man discovers his girlfriend was fridged for his character development

REMY LA BOU

OH NO HES HOT

--is this the first time uv seen gambit in something? like have u seen him in the cartoons or stuff?

and poker? This is like combining every old lady white woman’s wet dream together: lumberjack, boxer, poker player

No I’ve never seen the cartoons man

--by far the most loved x-man

GRABBED HIM BY THE SPINE WHAT THE DUCK

gambit slays here dude

Will I am dead

--u have the best one liners omg

I’m over an hour in and I’m really enjoying this movie, being high is really elevating my experience

--its probably greaat high ngl

It’s just like fun moment after fun moment, I don’t care if it doesn’t make sense

--its my dad's favorite hated movie --its so fun

He’s right, I can’t believe you told me this was worse than last stand

--idr last stand at all ngl

Oh, well it was really bad

My man is more okay with jumping out of a plane than flying in one

SCOTT

YOUR EYES SCOTT

sir this is an operating room you can’t be here

Damn, this is freaky, I thought Stryker was a creep in x2

KAYLAS BACK

WHAT THE FUCK

oh it’s mystique isn’t it

NO ITS NOT WHAT THE FUCK

Damn that’s cold

No, poor baby he’s so sad

They were together for 6 years damn

Yo this is so dope

This fight

--have u gotten to deadpool

Kayla, now is not the time

Not yet

--thats THE thing

I know

But here he comes

HE LOOKS SO STUPID

XAVIER MY MAN

Yo the black around the eyes thing kind of slayed tho

Damn fucking sliced his head off

Oh shit damn

Do they look out for eachother because you kind of suck ass victor

YESSSSS GAMBIT

Kayla come on don’t die

Again

HOLY SHIT STRYJER

AYO WHAT THE FUCK

girl this movies good I don’t know what you’re talking about

That was so slay Kayla

But you’re still probably dying

PROFESSOR

I LOVE YOU EVEN THIUGH YOURE BADLY CGIED

LNAO THE MUTANTS RUNNING AWAY

he don’t even remember her that’s so fucking sad dude

damn wtf tear my heart out why don’t ya

This movies cheesy but it’s hitting all the right beats

Like this is a pretty good origin story movie

Probably a horrible stand alone movie, but if I pretend like I’m watching a bunch of flashbacks stitched together it’s pretty good

Oooo two post credits scenes

LMAO TEASING A DEADPOOL COMEBAJX BUT HE NEVER DOES

--he kiinda does

In Deadpool 2?

--yea lol

Comes back just to die

--good

lol he wasn’t too bad but I think I’d have a different opinion if he was sober and there weren’t already two other great Deadpool movies

[girlfromthecrypt]

Okay so i already lost my mind alil during Sawyers route. But i truly did love the update!

I will not even mention that i already told you i didn't trust your damn hide and seek game....

It was great!

I loved every RO interaction tho Flo is just the sweetest most lovable dude in the history of IFs. I love him so much. He leaves my poor MC speechless alot. And him coming to save the day was kinda hot ngl.

I loved all the effort you put in with the kids interaction it truly is a reflection that this isn't just a romance game or a creepy let's freak out liz game. 🙄

But it's also about the kids and they are just the sweetest. I love how you wrote the whole bullying scenario. God i deal with alot of those and you wrote it so well! And the kids all shine and i love how they have such different personalities and that it actually differentiates and shows when you read about them.

Sawyer was....sawyer.... idk. I can't say anymore about them other than they are gunning for Flo's top RO spot

I also love all the effort you put into the special moments with each RO and the kids and especially just the tattoos. Those were so dope and alot of effort. Shut up. Don't say it was nothing 😒

The game really is becoming a great balance of fun, romance and creepiness... i always try to ignore the creepiness until I'm telling some creepy voice to fuck off and that they can't join but that's just a regular update with u at this point. 🙄❤️

Lol so is "let's freak out liz" a whole genre, or...? xD

Yeah I recently had to work with a bunch of elementary school kids in kind of a similar setting to the one I'm writing about (I may or may not have known I would be doing this for a long time and it may or may not have inspired me to write Such Happy Campers in the first place) and it was EXHAUSTING but damn, did it give me some fun ideas for SHC. Kids are so... weird and silly and they're ALWAYS fighting. So yeah this experience has convinced me even more to make the campers stand out.

Also, a lot of the stuff I write into SHC relates to stuff I've seen and common experiences from my friends and family and me growing up. And venting about school system.

And no, I won't even say the tattoos were nothing. That shit was so. Damn. Extensive. Especially for something that's probably not gonna come up again. I'm convinced that it was worth it but ayyy it was a lot.

Btw I'm really really glad you're still enjoying this game and that you still love Flo (and also Sawyer hehe) and thanks for always writing these long asks I love them!!

[puissantveil]

Brief notes on MK rides:

MK11:

Johnny Cage always has the douchiest car possible in any timeline.

Kitana Kahn excels at handling mounts, drawing from the Mongol influence on Outworld, Shao Kahn, and the Tarkatans. She has one of those goofy little Outworld horses, a mare named Zuzu.

Skarlet has a very fluffy Bactrian camel that she loves lots.

Jade has a mount that is emphatically not a horse or even an equine; rather, it's either an antelope or a big cat.

Nightwolf has a sweet-ass motorcycle, the kind of hog that would make a Hell's Angel weep.

Erron named his horse Bluebonnet, because Texas. She's one of the few creatures he wouldn't ditch for better pay.

MK1:

Outworld has a ton of different mounts: different kinds of antelope, dairy animals, ratites, and massive canines, all bred for the saddle. There are also flying creatures such as manticores and rocs, and, if you're very lucky, you might be chosen by a simurgh or a qilin.

There are no saddle felines. Have you seen the way cats' shoulders go up and down? You'd be falling off 24/7.

We see carriage horses in the announcement trailer (ngl, I'm going to miss those weird dogs from MK11) I can't quite catch their coat colors, but their butts and tails suggest they're palomino.

It's tempting to headcanon Kitana as riding a horse, because they come in so many colors, and what's a princess without a stunning horse? On the other hand, non-horse mounts are dope as shit, and an oryx or stag would be really cool.

Tanya absolutely rides an antelope, either an eland or a kudu.

Li Mei rides her shishi.

No one's 100% sure what Mileena's mount is, only that it's terrifying and she probably found it in the Flesh Pits.

*A ratite is an ostrich-like bird, and the simurgh is a canine-headed bird from Persian mythology, foster mother of the hero Zac and able to grant wishes. An oryx is also an antelope, speculated to be the "unicorn" of the KJV Bible (translated as "wild bulls" in the Catholic versions).

[i-write-boop-spoops]

Guzma with a transitioning S/O headcanons

Thank you so much for the request (u know who u are :) ) Hope you like it!

I hopefully kept it vague enough to work for all kinds of transitiom.

warning: non-descript mentions of transphobia

disclaimer: i am not trans so if i have gotten anything wrong or misrepresented something, please don't be afraid to reach out and let me know :)

SO

Guzma, well…

He’s not the most knowledgeable about being trans

Bit unaware of a lot of the terminology and discourse

"Pronouns? Like on and in and beside and shit?"

"A binder, you mean like, for school??"

However that doesn’t mean he ain’t an ally!

Plus there are defo trans grunts in team skull

Only natural, since it's full of misfits seeking a new, more accepting home

So he's already supported others with their transition

He is very much supportive of you! 

After all, you’re his boo - no matter what!

You were nervous when you came out to him

It can take a lot of courage and emotion to come out, having him react so receptively - it was such a relief

Do NOT listen to Guzma when it comes to choosing a name (if you're changing yours)

They will all somehow be super edgy or bug-related

In other words, very cringey

Actually something like Spyder would be pretty dope ngl

If you're transitioning to something more masculine/androgynous, Guzma can really help you out there

After all, he's a pretty masculine guy, basically came out of the womb that way, so he's happy to take you under his wing and lend you his stuff to make your transition easier

do you really want his 7-in-1 body wash and Haxorus body spray though??

If you're leaning more towards a feminine identity, he'll do his best to help, but Plumes is the one who'll guide you!

Acting like a big sister and all!

You need a new wardrobe?

Boy’s got you covered!

He doesn’t have a lot of money, but he’s trying his best

So it’s mostly second-hand places

And maybe some of the grunts use their five-finger-discount to sneak you some stuff

You try discourage that... but they don't listen lol

It's for a good cause, okay?

Guzma'll try direct you to the sluttiest outfits 

He’s shameless, what can I say?

That being said, it's your body, it's your choice in how you present yourself, so he won't push too much

But still, it's nice to know that he still thinks you're hot AF

Also, the grunts are a crafty bunch, so your clothes can be altered too!

Leave it to Plumes to deal with your hair

Even get you some wigs if you're looking for longer hair

You know team skull is at pride every year

Guzma's obviously there too, and if you're ready for it, he'll proudly show you off!

ANYONE

And I mean anyone

Who misgenders you

Or is just flat gross to you

Is either

a. Bout to be sent home to their mama’s by his troop of fearsome insects

b. Attending an impromptu meeting with his fist

He will not stand for transphobia  at all

But towards you? - the bigot is straight up FUCKED

Knowing you have big bad Guzma on your side, makes everything easier

He loves you - he’ll protect you no matter what

In the unfortunate event that your family isn't supportive

You know you've got a loving, supportive (if a bit choatic) home over in Po Town

[transmascsonicthehedgehog]

Justin dude holy shit. I looked up to find what kind of motorcycle movie 3 gave him and dude. No way. 👌kay so the actual Dark Rider ™️ is a Harley Davidson, which is The motorcycle enthusiast company for older classic cycles that look super dope, Hogs as they are called, that much i did know. The new shitty lookin one tho, the reeves rider as I'm tagging it, is a Ducati, which are for more pretentious richer folk. The Ducati tho, were used much more by a certain celebrity for the Matrix films, and were even gifted to him, and he still uses them in the past years.

That's right, it connects to that God damn casting man FUCK there is no way that this is a coincidence

THE REEVES RIDER HELP SFGLKJGHSKLJGSHKLJHS

honestly i'm not shocked, ngl, of course they'll just go with the rich modern model...... smh. still sucks though :/

[breadandblankets]

Ask game!! 🫶 💞

Top 5 foods and top 5 non dc characters!!! (yes i’m copying you bc i wanna see ur version)

yay! compare notes and such

Food

1) Flourless chocolate cake, the perfect passover dessert it is probably my favorite type of cake mostly cause it doesn't sit in the stomach, hence the no eggs

2) Reuben sammich, you start with the high note of rye bread (the best kind of sammich bread) and you finish strong with the bright notes from the sauerkraut and corned beef (or pastrami if u lean that way) it's a perfect sandwich and I love it so much

3) Saag paneer, I love fucking SO many indian dishes I would be here all week if I tried to list them all so i picked this one cause i like spinach, I grew up in an area with a pretty large Punjabi population so this is a classic comfort food

4) Matzo ball soup, lord this is such a jew-y list, it's a classic for a reason! it's the ultimate Jewish comfort food!! last time I made it was for a friend with covid who is no longer my friend ;-;

5) Falafel, this I added just cause I'm craving it ngl, I made my own recently and it was fuckin amazing, with hummus is just 😋😋 I'd say tzatziki as well but my gf would skin me (affectionate) (my beloved ur vendetta against the Greeks is adorable and I love u so much)

this got long I'm gonna Cut

Fav non DC characters:

1) He Xuan, I have to start out here they're still the home screen on my laptop, I love One Fish with a complex relationship with their bestie/enemy

2) Chuuya, he's a god, he's a bitch, he's in the mafia, what's not to love tbh, he's the deus ex machina of his canon and I want to see him beat the fuck out of dazai and do more dope shit forever

3) Deacon, he's funny, he's lying 25/8, he will just walk around naked, he's my favorite fo4 companion and he's just fun to be around, I wish streamers would stop shooting him ples and thank u

4) X6-88, unfortunately losing points because of shitty racist writing but! he's one of my favorite characters cause x6 and chuuya have a lot in common with the whole "built to be a weapon, learning to be a human" thing, there's so much potential for unlearning cult brainwashing and such and I just love him so much lmao

5) Mobei-jun, one of the characters that got me to open my trap and not shut up in fandom, he's a great character with a fun backstory and the Most Some Guy husband (who is actually god) I love his boobies and I love his dumb old man loving ass and sealbei-jun is probably the most fun ive ever had reading scientific papers for fandom

[pancitmousse]

Thoughts on Holostars Tempus (New Members)

Gavis Bettel

First Impressions: honestly his design doesn’t really appeal to me. my friend said he looked like a TWST chara but honestly i can’t see it based off what I know about that game. also his name makes me think of betel nuts. that said i like the little skits he did for his pre-debut vids.

Debut: he has a very… “bro-ish” voice lol. also he’s talking really fast. idk if it’s bc of the nerves or not. pulling out the slide out of his hat was very creative ngl. betel nut man confirmed. idk what to make of his comedy, it’s good but not really to my taste. he’s really loud so i probably wont watch him much or my ears may explode. mascot is cute tho ig. purple likers based. also… this guy laughs at his own jokes? at least he loves himself so good ig? actually nvm he doesn’t RIP. fuck cockroaches tho. he plans to do drinking streams? oh god i can’t imagine how chaotic he’ll be on alcohol. also he can’t cook?! dear lord. omg that catwalk is pretty af. also his design has grown on me, bro jumped out of an otome LMAO.

Machina X Flayon

First Impressions: he looks like a tiny little apple 🍎. baby boy, baby (or is he? i didn’t follow these guys on twt so i wouldn’t know). but lmao at that edgy-ass name 🖤🥀⛓. then again one of my oshis also has a chuuni name (but its in japanese so my monolingual ass can ignore it kek) so i can’t really judge. it seems the name was chosen to fit with the design as it is more overt abt the sci-fi stuff than all the others. friend said he looked like an edgy und3rt4le oc and while i get the edgy oc part i don’t get the und3rt4le part. his skits were frankly amazing and i don’t think anyone can top them.

Debut: that intro screen is so cute oml. also the logo bounces around like a tv on standby thats really neat! music is cool too! omg he did a “behhh” i like him alr! his lore video was nice and funny too. if im not mistaken he’s the first tempus member to have a dedicated lore vid right? now that i’m hearing his natural voice it sounds really pleasant! must protecc. i may be shorter but im calling him short anyways for lols. he looks cute when he’s angry www. his layouts are pr creative i love this man. he screams loud but its okay he is babi. vegetable dislikers are based and no one can tell me otherwise. if this is him at low energy, how would he be at high energy? headpats tskr. outro is cool.

Banzoin Hakka

First Impressions: pretty boy. purple is my favorite color + most of my oshis are associated with blue so his indigo color just makes me mesmerized. and because of that it would be funny if his voice was deep as hell. my friend said he looked like a jenshin chara and while i do understand that bc jenshin is many people’s first exposure to this kind of fashion… okay yeah he kinda does look like a jenshin chara. instant roll lmao.

Debut: his intro is pretty dope, especially with the music. omg he can do metal screams?!? his voice isn’t deep as hell but its still not what i expected. weirdly enough it still fits. i really like his sense of humor the most so far. he talks at an average speed to me but ppl have said i talk fast so im probably not the best judge i retract my statement he actually does talk fast. OMG A VOCALOID FAN B A S E D. i think i can hear an accent, a pretty thick one at that. yknow what, shinri has competition when it comes to who’ll get demonetized first. my boy drawing with ms paint lmao. probably gonna become my oshi for this wave (?).

Josuji Shinri

First Impressions: the boing boings are on full display. pec nation has won. now we must prepare for the ultimate battle, the battle against demonetization. jokes aside his design is kinda generic imo but if it works it works. also he actually looks slightly older than everyone else so thats a plus. friend said he looked like a himbo and tbh i get that. but from what ik he doesn’t seem like one so far? he’s giving off more “father figure” vibes to me.

Debut: the intro bgm is chill which makes me hope he’ll be chill too. holy shit his voice is really deep, like probably the deepest out of the vtubers i’ve seen so far. i think his laugh is cute. so far the chillest of them all, which admittedly isn’t a hard bar to clear. i do appreciate the simpler debut this time, the other guys production values and ideas were good but this one will definitely age gracefully. daddy (platonic). mans has his priorities in order. the little JRPG section was neat, my friend called it when they said “jrpg vibes”. yet another league player, nobody is perfect. probably won’t watch him much if he goes ahead with the horror stuff bc its not my genre but i appreciate him carving out a little niche for himself.

OVERALL:

I like most of them, but I’m worried the group dynamic may be a bit unbalanced this time around. We got three loud guys and one chill dude, which will be an… interesting combo. These guys seem to have lots of cool ideas and potential, so I would be interested in seeing how they could improve. 8/10 stars, mostly enjoyed the relay.

[tmwcs]

wow, the alternative route was pretty awesome, it was much more tamed then i thought it would be ngl, but thats great!! for a sec i thought that Ethan would do something more... im so obsessed with u, u belong to me no one else psycho stuff like idk treating Samuel to break up with yn or something but this was rly dope!! thank uu

all those drabbles make me excited for next chapter for some reason! 💖💖💖

So initially, and still in some sense, I think he would have gotten more extreme as more time went by and he didn’t get y/n. The key here was Samuel being a dick to y/n and wasn’t being so responsive, that’s why he didn’t go too overboard. But, let’s say in an AR where the relationship was steady between Samuel and y/n, and he wasn’t being a prick, then absolutely, heethan would have gone so extreme….like full on non con, forcing y/n to break up with Samuel, and trapping her extreme. But I never imagined Samuel being dutiful towards y/n so that alternative route never really happened. There was at one point, where I did imagine y/n being very adamant about her relationship with Samuel (even though it was pretty much dead bc again…samuels a dick) but y/n was in denial and Heethan pretty much….yeah non con mode but it eventually opened y/n’s eyes and she ended up falling for him. There were many but this one was nearly canon until I thought of Samuel sending the email and the scene I. The frat party.

but don’t get me wrong anon, whenever I think of heethan, he will go to extremes to get y/n. It just so happens Samuel was a bad bc in the story. But let’s just say if y/n left heethan, like broke it off and left him, and started dating someone else and moving on….yeah, heethan ain’t going to let that slide. He’d go take y/n by force, and tell her that if she doesn’t comply, that he’ll beat her innocent new bf up or soemthing. He’s too far deep in now that he’ll never give her up and will do anything to keep her. It’s just fortunate that he’s so good to her that she never wants to leave bc he’s crazy in love, but he doesn’t go too overboard with y/n, as long as she doesn’t get too out of hand.

to show you just how extreme he would get, I’ll make a seperate Drabble one of these days on what he would do if y/n broke it off or let’s say she moved away or something before he got her, or decided to switch colleges and go to samuels college, the lengths this man would go. I’m telling you, it’s insane. Bc he is obsessed and she does belong to him….whether she likes to be or not.

HOWEVER….I nearly forgot to add….MT Heeseung…..we’re going to see a side of him that you expected out of heethan, it just so happens in MgR universe, things kind of worked out and came into play for heethan…but in MT….you either hunt or be hunted type of shit goes down.

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#5

✿ :  Fondest role-play memory, between muns?

You mean there’s more then just shared trauma of occupying the same fandoms?

I mean when you do this for almost two decades it’s kind of hard to pick a favorite situation or instance.

Okay okay okay not a specific RP one but one time I was replaying OoT and my friend (whom I sometimes RP with) literally drew fan art of me with a switch and a bong. Very wholesome, wholly recommend having friends. They surprise you with some cool shit sometimes. We were roleplaying being people at the time >.> <.<

Shout out to @lukelxiv who’s doodles are honestly pretty dope. They’re okay too (<3)

Thanks for the ask @sundered-souls !

5 notes - Posted November 28, 2022

#4

Kirollis: In all the years you’ve known me what makes you think I’m a narc?

Soriya: You literally spy on people for the state. That’s like the entire definition of what a narc is.

Kirollis:

5 notes - Posted September 19, 2022

#3

Hey you. Hope you’re doing okay. This is your reminder that you are awesome. ❤️

>.> shhh, come on Ris I told you to let everyone keep thinking I’m dead 😜

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#2

Idk what you guys are doing with the 5 year time jump but I’m giving Kiro a dad bod.

9 notes - Posted August 27, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

What that mouth do?

Complain

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[bisluthq]

honestly taylor and joe having different approaches to the privacy stuff is just so normal relationship problems. it’s just a different kind of issue to what a normal couple would have. it’s not bad for joe to go “hey but we agreed on this before and i liked it that way”. but swifties make it out to be some outrageous wrongdoing lmao

yeah it’s not relatable as a problem but changing lifestyles are. Their situation is comparable to idk getting together with someone - this is a silly example but I’ve seen this happen - who has the same diet with you (whatever that is) or having a different diet but agreeing to do it with you (so say going vegan “for” someone) and them then changing theirs. It’s a genuinely big problem. My friend K fights with her bf about many, many things (including how he changed his mind on marriage lol they’re very T/J coded) but also she was a STRICT vegetarian when they met and he’s huge into meat and fish so she agreed to meet him halfway and be pescatarian and he agreed to meet her halfway and cut down on meat and he did that for a while - when I met them they didn’t eat meat at home and he’d only eat meat at like farm to table ethical restaurants - but he’s going more and more towards eating it and now cooks it at home and stuff (he ethically sources from small farmers or buys venison/culled animals but eh she doesn’t like the smell and stuff so it’s not just that). Seemingly not a big deal and neither are wrong but it’s a problem. T/J’s fame stuff was like that. Neither was wrong and they had very much been on the same page and she was allowed to change her mind but he didn’t have to?

and I’ve seen anti Joe people go “oh but now he looks fine with paps and he goes to events so he clearly just didn’t like her enough” but it’s not just that? Having a random pap chilling in a busy part of London or LA or NYC kinda hoping for something and snapping you along with a bunch of other people walking by is really not the same as paps using long lens shit to try and “get” you or having them mob your house or your cars. And we’ve seen Taylor at events and it’s also a COMMOTION on a scale that like just going to a celeb function normally isn’t. And she’d told him she didn’t like that stuff either and wanted to slow down lol so idk that he was wrong for figuring that’s what they’d do. But she was also not wrong for changing her mind.

The wedding planning is also imo tied in with this stuff ngl because we were talking about Burton/Taylor - when they got married, a pap legit parachuted onto the property to get pics. Tay’s wedding - regardless of who she’s marrying rn - will 100% be that big a deal lol like Jack’s was swarmed because of fans and paps who were there for HER. And I don’t know how she can avoid that entirely, like it absolutely will be a fiasco, unless she skips the wedding party/ceremony and does just a legal marriage but I don’t think that’s what she wants? When Taylor and Joe were discussing marriage as part of the future, I don’t think he expected it to get that crazy lol and that was maybe naive on his end because lbr here but in their Lavender Haze era I don’t think they thought properly about logistics. I also think the dope thing about Travis is he won’t mind the fiasco and chaos but Joe is genuinely not the only person who would have.

[safesthaveninexistence]

I’m unbelievably sexy as HELL. My personality’s unbelievably sexy as hell. They want to be my friend(chills) bitch I’m Tokyo. The way I choose to express myself is UNBELIEVABLY DOPE AS HELL. They visibly see how I energetically express myself. My brain is very intelligent and spacious. Omg for the zillionaire activated brain🥹🥹🥹🥹 dude I’m attracting money. Instead of the reading the book I’m getting downloads. I trust the downloads will immeasurably exceed my wildest dreams, visualizations and imaginations. The way I hit makes me shine bright. Expressing myself is a vibe. When I walk in fashion shows they’re just STUNNED IM A MODEL(chills). Like I’m actually part of FASHION SHOWS. My vibe only gets more and more infinitely elite and VIP. In their eyes I’m VIP. It doesn’t have to make sense for it to be true. I possess their souls. LMFAO. OMG WHAT I FEAR IS IN MY FAVOR OMGMOGM. Saw exorcism I was scared but then realized it’s meeeee IMMMMM THE ONE THAT POSSESSED THEIR SOULS. I.e Chris Brown. Damn. My Magic and power is wow….im really marveling at the magic of my darkest self. Because of my darkest self I’ll always win. And plus it’s cool how I’m in the knowing. How amazing ONLY STORIES THAT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD/PUTS ME AT EASE is TRUE. Yeah im pretty that’s why they don’t ever look at me like im weird. They just think im real dope. I look like I belong in music videos. My subconscious is never against me. My subconscious is rigged to give me my desires. I’m the VelociCoaster. My subconscious is rigged to give me my dream life. My subconscious is infinitely rigged to give me absolutely everything I need and desire. My subconscious only gets more and more infinitely rigged to give me absolutely everything I need and desire in OVERWHELMING amounts. I don’t argue with myself I just simply choose what is true for me. I don’t fear my own Magic for my Magic listens to me. I’m the one who decides what I want and not the other way around. I’m conjuring all of this shit up. I can ridiculously get away with everything. Thank God all scary perspectives favor me. My wings are ready. My actions are rigged to lead me to my desires. My beliefs are rigged to lead me to what excites me. My actions are rigged to lead me to what excites me. My thoughts are rigged to lead me to what excites me. My subconscious is rigged to lead me to what excites me. My subconscious is rigged that I only go up and up and up and up and up and up neverendingly. Bitch I’m neverending magic this is INSANE(chills). I really do ooze unbelievably potent magic. Just cause I don’t like them doesn’t stop them from loving me though. God’s abouta use me as a vessel. God only uses me as the vessel. It always occurs when I least expect it. Everytime I audition for a movie I’m the lead role of the movie. I’m infinitely the lead role(chills). More and more infinitely am I the lead role. I’m tangibly successful. I only get more and more infinitely tangibly successful. The zillionaire superstar version of me only gets infinitely more and more tangible. Like it’s unbelievably realistic to have what I want. I see it. Ima experience insane happiness that legit feels maddening. The good kind of maddening🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰✨💗💗💗 Ngl seeing my dreams come true is a mindfuck. My inner world’s a deep water. I’m way more powerful way more than I know. Dawg. I see it. Dawg. I’m stunning and rich. Seductive. Luxurious. Smooth like wine. Now I see how I come across my energy and all. Geez. I even shock myself I shapeshift all the time bitch I’m stunning but they know it’s me. They’re in awe I can tangibly shapeshift. I’m in awe I can tangibly shapeshift. Why should I worry or fret about the past when the future is an infinitely more times amazing? It’s natural for me to wonder about the when and the answer gets presented to me and it’s always sooner than I think. The next step is indisputably revealed to me. I always spiritually advance after the last post. I possess their vessel to speak to me and utilize their gifts(chills). It happens so naturally I don’t even notice it.

[slenderman-apologist]

In honor of me just reblogging a shopping post and wanting to be even a bit original; The creeps going clothing shopping

Who can tell I'm trying to ignore my requests

I am still working on that pt 2 of the toby x reader thing, but i have no idea how to continue.

Slender doesn't go shopping for such things; he's too fancy and famous for that. He actually gets his suits personally made for him by Trender brother dearest because one, Trender is the best ngl, and two, he is hella famous and wants to help Trender out with it.

Jeff however, goes shopping for clothes, he doesn't have any favorite brands or anything; he just goes around in the mall and when he sees something cool he likes, he just buys it.

Ben does not need new clothes, but he probably steals character costumes from different games.

Jane and Nina go all out when they go shopping for clothes! Jane mostly buys designer clothing since she's so cool and hot, and yes, Nina goes a bit by her own style.

Sally also doesn't need any new clothing since she is a ghost, but Splendor gifts her cute skirts he thinks she would like, and Trender makes her some pretty cute stuff too.

Tim and Brian go for more of a quality than style, tbh.. You know, with the type of occupation they have, it's not the most important factor to have stylish clothing. Tim buys a hellish amount of flannels, though. (They do have decent clothes tho)

Kate is the true middle ground. She can look dope while working and holy shit she does- The signature white hoodie is long deceased; she got like seven of the same ones already.

Toby has absolutely zero sense of fashion, but he at least tries ok- He is also one to go for quality material bc of his job; why wouldn't he? He also has tons and tons of hoodies since they are kind of comforting to wear for him.

If i left someone out, tell me and i can edit this btw!

[hungrydogs-if]

After finding out Levi Stocke is Dane's face claim I decided to romance him even harder. Prepare yourself, Dane 😤 And the other characters are so pretty too! Do you mind telling us a little more about Keno?

you got your work cut out for you, he's oblivious to romantic hints 😂 might have to grab his face and sloooowly confess your feelings and he'd still blink and be like "yeah you're my best bud too sparky, why are you holding my face tho".

if the crew won't make it as a club, they could just as well start a modeling company ayooo okay but!!! i screeched when i saw keno because he is a character and i love writing him so much.

kiril is an absolute powerhouse, both physically and mentally. he's like the dad of the group; exasperated half of the time, and trying to be the voice of reason the other half.

before he joined hdmc, he was a strongman of quite renown, but was cast out due to a doping scandal that was eventually proven false. still, at that point he'd grown fond of the misfits and stayed as a member, quickly gaining the rank of road captain due to his punctuality, detail oriented mind, and calm presence.

as the name might suggest, keno, or kiril, is of russian descent, and has immigrated to san maro after the doping incident. it still weighs on him, and occasionally gets irritated if he's falsely accused of lying or being deceitful, as he is one of the most honest people you're ever going to meet.

his backstory has a lot to do with lies as well since the scandal absolutely ruined him; he lost his wife, his children, his home, his friends, his parents, his income, his pride. that's why he works tirelessly to protect those younger members from false accusations, and has toyed with the idea of reading law. also takes much of the accusations on himself, since he's "the big scary russian that no one truly wants to mess with".

keno never wanted to be a criminal, but if everyone wishes to paint him as such, he will oblige.

fun facts though!

he is the oldest member of hdmc, going on 40!

also the most tattooed one, which makes mona sulk. ("he's build like brick shit house, i don't even have that much skin!")

looks like a stereotypical criminal, but prefers sitting in a comfy chair and read. with tea. the cups look ridiculous in his hand.

his favorite tea is chai, but only the authentic kind. he will know the difference.

mostly a pacifist, never uses his strength to hurt, but to restrain. no one has successfully broken out of his grip so far.

would take you to a theater play to get your mind off stuff, ngl.

and for you enjoyment, the face claim! i don't know who he is, but he has worked as keno's face for a while. although, instead of a buzz cut his head is covered in tattoos, and his beard sports more gray than brown. body is more barreled as well, like this!

thank you for letting me write about him!! i'll love you forever <3

[pub-lius]

my thoughts watching the john adams series as i eat an uncomfortable amount of granola: dont tread on me 🥶🥶🥶

“you are here now 🥰 and you are safe 🥹” “uh… *leaves*”

1777 is my favorite year of the revolution tho, it was so slay ngl (totally not saying this just for von steuban)

i think john and abigail adams is good example of 18th century gender roles, where the man’s job was politics in government and the woman’s was politics in the community like social standing and all that. however it must be acknowledged that there was tension between them over these roles bc of how often john was away, which was kind of abnormal, likely bc john played so many diplomatic roles, much more than other men

“if i were a man, id be in the field of battle” idk why this made me sob. abigail knows so much about the war and what the soldiers go through, but she can only act vicariously through her husband, when this implies she really wants to do more ☹️☹️☹️☹️

IM ADDING LIKE 15 CHARLES ABUSE POINTS FOR THE SCENE WHERE JOHN AND JOHN QUINCY LEAVE BC FUCKING OWWWW charles abuse 1-15

john adams: VOMITING - john quincy: tu es 🥳 il est 🫣 elle est 🤨 je suis 🥶

omg the naval fight scene FUCKED ME UP the first time i watched it. i was like “omg his leg- OMG HIS L E G-“ and my dad was like “yeah thats what happened when you get SHOT DIRECTLY IN THE LEG WITH A CANNON”

ik this guy is having his leg chopped off and all but im just like “omg a good representation of 18th century medicine 🥰”

so uh… anyone want a granola bar?

OMG PARIS PARIS PARIS DHWJWHWJ they did it so well every time i see a scene in paris i piss my pants /pos (tmi but its that good)

bro who even liked ben franklin??? everyone who worked closely with him seemed to hate him or just tolerate him. like he’s funny, but damn bro. then again, the people i have in mind aren’t known for getting along with others, so maybe its that

i hate rich people but 1770s french aristocratic fashion… 🥵 (IM KIDDING IM SORRY DJSBWJWBWN)

“how is your french?” “uh… oh pas très bon…” “ah, that is easily remedied. you must either attend the theater or take a mistress” “DOCTOR FRANKLIN-“ me asf

im so shit at french, i cant even make fun of john

the whole quote john says about “i must study politics and war so my sons can study philosophy and shit so their sons can study music and whatever” is actually pretty dope. good one johnny

“he’s worked it all out” LMFAO I LOVE THAT GUY

OMG ITS LITTLE BABY LOUIS MY LITTLE MEOW MEOW omg you cant tell me he’s not ace, he’s literally wearing purple

he’s fr me tho like. “hello dr franklin!!! you have sex!!!! weird!!!! hello other guy!!!! …😐😑😐 you don’t speak french??? 🤨 not a word??? 😕… HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA bye *flutters away*”

is that vergennes? if its vergennes i’ll shit myself rn to fully understand what its like to be an absolute BABY

BEAT HIS ASS FRANKLIN BEAT HIS ASS

oh it was vergennes. i guess im going to have to shit myself. (i fucking hate vergennes so much he’s so annoying)

string quartet 🥺

D’ESTAING????? OMG LITTLE SCRUNGLY JEJEHWWBJ such a flirt too like bro keep it in your pants

who is this other guy?? who is he. he looks like my uncle. wait is that. who is the doctor. he’s a doctor. the bloodletting guy, he’s related to the schuylers. the surgeon general who is he. HELP ME WHO IS HE????

john quincy is smarter than his dad at like 12, i’ll give him that, but what is that haircut 🤨🤨🤨

OH NO OH NO ADAMS DONT GO IN THERE NO ADAMS FRANKLINS NAKEY DONT GO IN THERE NO DONT DO IT PLS STOP PLS NO JOHN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hes dead

“i have been left kicking and writhing in the myre” you’re what 🤨

he’s right about franklin tho, he’s a shit legislator

child abuse 1: verbal abuse @ nabby who never did anything wrong.

fr tho john is being highkey negligent of his family at home like. bro you don’t have to write to your wife about politics???? just tell her you’re okay tf, she’s worried. this pisses me off as someone with a dad who couldn’t see me all the time for his work and still went out of his way to be there. so yeah, fuck you, john. fuck. you

oh god the netherlands negotiations 😒 its so painful to watch

also the dutch architecture slaps just as much as the french

“*CHOKING AND DYING*” “are you will” “*STILL CHOKING* im fine” 🤨

YAAAS SLANDER HIM FRANKLIN SLANDER HIM!!! 🤩😌😊😊🤪🥰😒🥰😜🥸😊😊🤩🙂🤪😜😒🤨

“..do you mean… have i failed here as well?” yeah, actually.

child abuse 2: sending j.q to russia when he doesn’t want to and also with that bitchass haircut

was that a duty and inclination reference 😨

[ackermansupremacy]

Can I please have hcs for Porco, Zeke, and Reiner with a titan shifter s/o who's also a rhythmic gymnast? S/o's titan makes use of its fully rotating joints to basically be combat ready in all directions, hence the extreme flexibility training they get. They fell in love with rhythmic gymnastics since it was a perfect mix of training and ballet (their first love). They like performing routines on stage during festivals and stuff when they're not deployed atm. Thanks! :)

Dude thats literally SUCH a cool idea for a titan!! I wanna see someone draw that so bad!!

Porco, Zeke and Reiner with a titan shifter rythmic gymnast s/o

Porco:

I say this all the time but I will say it again

SIMP

He’ll walk in on you stretching and is like

“What the fuck are you doing?”

He screamed the first time you stretched so hard your bones cracked

Sometimes you do weird shit just to freak his ass out

Like if you do the splits he’ll be fascinated but if you grab your back leg hes gotta head out

“STOP-“

Demands you teach him how to do any kind of flip

It didn’t end well

He simps for you even in your titan form

He loves fighting along side you a literally makes heart eyes whenever you do like,,,anything

But he does think your titan is lowkey creepy LMAO

Something about the way it just unnaturally moves and bends itself

He thinks its absolutely amazing but it unnerves tf out of him

He loves watching you perform too

Hes shook at your skill everytime

And showcase your flexibility

It makes him think of different ways you could use it if you catch my drift-

Zeke

For a long time after you inherited your titan

Zeke couldn’t see you as anything but a weapon

I mean you truly were the ideal for combat

It absolutely fascinated him

So he kind of works you to the bone

Although he wasn’t the BIGGEST fan of someone he cared about being a titan shifter

Let alone on the battlefield

He knew your abilities were too useful to let his own emotions get in the way

He constantly reminds you to stretch and strengthen your human body so it can benifit your titan

It isn’t really until he sees you off duty, dancing around his office or on a stage with the brightest smile on your face

That he really remembers that this is his lovely s/o, and not just a titan

And it makes him feel a w f u l

He knows you use dance as a stress relief sometimes when your off duty

And he wouldn’t want to make it seem like a chore for you

The beast titan and the acrobatic titan? Power couple on the battlefield frfr

Ngl, titan or not hes super paranoid about you being on the battlefield

You’ve heard many tales of the fated Levi Ackerman and hes SO paranoid about him

But he trusts you enough to handle yourself out there

Reiner

You really never fail to amaze him

He loves the cute little quirks that come with your talents

Like if he sees you dancing around the kitchen he’ll just

💘❤️💞💘💕❣️❤️💘💞

He’ll lean against the door frame and watch until you notice him

You performing is just as peaceful and stress relieving to him as it is to you

The espression of freedom, the lightness of your free as you effortlessly leave the floor of the stage

Its all so symbolic to him

If your performance tells a story he’ll be the first one to listen

On the battlefield, BITCH.

Y’all work together SO well

If your titan is small enough he would throw it as an attack and would think it was so dope

As soon as y’all come out everyone knows they finna lose that fight

Unless its the scouts

Yall could level a city together ugh so romantic

Hes no dancer but he’ll dance with you sometimes 🥺

He thinks its cute n intimate

At first he got a little irritated seeing how you sometimes would neglect your training to dance

Until he realized that was your training

He never noticed how much it benefitted you until Zeke pointed it out

Honestly, it made him fall in love with you even more ❤️

****

AYO WHY DID THIS TAKE ME SO LONG TO PUBLISH?

Chile anyways

Thanks for requesting! I hope you liked it!

[sunaswife]

A Suna Rintarou series

Summary: Suna was the best boyfriend you could ask for, after fighting with your inner demons that screamed you were ugly, worthless, and annoying. You finally decided to go the next step with your boyfriend, only to find out it was all a game.

A/N: PART 14 kagsiakwiaksksks ughhhh GUYS ITS ALMOST TIME LAIIAISEHHDUEISJS

Warnings: underaged drinking, smut, guys talking badly about women, heartbreak, messed up shit that you shouldn’t do and a bit of fluff if you squint

Disc seven-slide two: Kageyama Y/N 🤍

You shouldn’t have done that.

You were sitting on the bed and you checked the time, 3 am.

You turned to find Oikawa laying next to you.

How can he sleep so peacefully?

You groaned and rubbed your face.

You were sore all over.

You heard the curtain open and the nurse came in. “You need to go to the pharmacy and get this prescription and then you should be fine in a week.” She smiled and you nodded. She handed you the brace and you thanked her and shook your head when she asked if you needed help.

“Tooru-Senpai.” You shook him gently, “Iwa-Chan marry me~” he mumbled and hugged the stiff hospital bed pillow.

“Oi, I’m not 𝓘𝔀𝓪-𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷. I’m Y/N remember? The person you almost killed.” You flicked his forehead and he groaned. “You heard nothing.” He immediately said as he sat up with a sigh.

“Never again.” You mumbled and winced when you moved your leg. “Hey now we match!” He exclaimed but you just gave him and bruh face. “Seriously?” You asked and he apologized. “I shouldn’t have made a bet with you. Now you’re hurt. Just stick to being a setter.” He patted your shoulder.

He mentioned that your skills were hella rusty and you bit back that you haven’t played in two years. He said that you sucked at receiving and you couldn’t be an ace even if you tried. Obviously you are a Kageyama and you are very competitive and decided to prove him wrong. One bad jump and you landed on your knee and now Oikawa was running with you on his back to the nearest emergency clinic. You’re on the phone with your aunt explaining what happened and that you’ll be home late.

The wait was so long and when you were finally seen it was so quick. You slowly took a step on your bad leg and winced slightly but you managed to walk it off. Tooru-Senpai was giving you advice on how to care for your knee and how to walk. His older sister managed to drop you off at home and Tobio was still awake in the room you two were sharing for your stay.

“You didn’t go to sleep? I thought you have practice in a few hours.” You asked and he scowled. “I do but how can I sleep knowing my favorite cousin got hurt because of Oikawa.” He asked and you apologized and sat on his bed, you whimpered and gripped your thigh. He sighed and stood up from his futon. Yes he was forced to give you his bed and he was stuck sleeping on the floor.

He helped you take it off and rub cream to help with the pain. He even gave you some pain killers. You gave him a small thanks but he muttered a “whatever I’ll walk you to the station. I’ll go to practice after.”

Just walk off the pain

Just walk off the pain

Well it didn’t necessarily hurt but there was a discomfort. You could walk but when you had to go up the stairs? Yeah no thanks. Especially in the skirt you’re wearing.

You usually wore black tights with your uniform but because of your knee, you decided not to. You wore the small brace and made your way to your locker. Some boys in the basketball team were near your locker waiting for their teammate and they kept laughing loudly and tossing the basketball to eachother. Right when you closed your locker one of the boys bumped into your side causing you to bump against your locker and the apple of your knee kissed the locker perfectly. “Fuck!” You winced and fell back on your butt. Your textbooks scattered everywhere and everything in your bag fell out.

You cried silently as you quickly gripped your thigh due to the pain. “Holy shit I’m sorry are you—“ “IM FINE!” You raised your voice. Before you knew it you saw the familiar blonde and grey haired boys as they picked up your stuff and your boyfriend easily lifted you in his arms and asked if you were okay. “Rin I’m fine put me down.” You assured and he gently set you down like a fragile piece of china. “Kageyama, I’m really sorry...” the guy said and you looked up and smiled softly and wiped your tears. “It’s okay, just be careful next time kay?” You said and he nodded and immediately turned around with the rest of his friends. Hmm weird...

“Did you guys miss me?” You teased and turned to the three boys only to find them glaring at the poor boy who hurt you. “Don’t start. It was an accident.” You said and pushed the twins while linking arms with your tall boyfriend. “You sure you’re fine?” Osamu asked and you nodded. “This is what happens when all your life you train as a setter only to turn into a middle blocker to prove someone wrong.” You sighed and they literally looked at you and sighed in sync. “You need to be careful. What are we going to do if you die?” Atsumu said seriously and you gave him a look. “Uh..people don’t die in volleyball.” RIP Daichi You told him and he sighed once again. The bell rang and you tried to grab your bag and books out of the twin’s hand but Suna beat you to it and took everything with you trailing next to him. “I can carry that, Rin.” You told him and he shook his head. “If I could I would carry you too.” Suna said and went at your pace which was slower than usual.

He walked you to your desk and like a good boyfriend set down your bag to the side and place the textbooks on the desk. “Did the doctor say you need to sit and rest?” He asked worriedly, “No she actually wanted me to keep walking around.” You replied and he nodded. “Okay cool. I’ll be taking your bags and books so don’t take them after class. Okay?” He asked and you nodded. “I’ll talk to you after.” He said softly and leaned down to give your head a kiss and he made his way to the other side of the classroom.

Your face flushed and you looked down at your desk. You felt eyes staring and you looked up to see almost your whole class staring. This is probably weird to them. At the start of highschool Suna always kept this silent but deadly persona then all of a sudden he’s dating the smartest kid in class. What is this a fanfiction? Yes.

“What are you looking at?” Suna spoke up and the class looked away and sat in their proper seats waiting for the teacher to arrive and start class.

Previously

Up next

Masterlist

A/N: kwhqiwiwoaiwbs next chapter is going to go down kind of lol

A/N part 2: ngl the beginning sounds like Y/N and Oikawa did it lmao

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