#this shit is craaazy

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOOH BABY THIS ONE WAS A LONG TIME COMING. NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER. A DAY OF ADVENTURE WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. OH HOW TIGHTLY YOU HOLD THEM TO YOUR CHEST, AND OH HOW TERRIFYING IT IS TO WATCH THEM GET EVISCERATED BY SOMETHING YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. MAYBE IF YOU JUST LISTENED A BIT MORE, IF YOU LET THE SMART ONE LEAD THE CHARGE, THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED. ONCE AGAIN YOUR IMPULSIVENESS LEADS TO DISASTER. HEAR ME NOW, YOUNG TIDESTRIDER, YOUR STUPIDITY WILL BRING THE DEMISE OF EVERYTHING YOU WERE BORN AND FORGED TO PROTECT. HOW COULD THE PROPHECY HAVE CHOSEN SOMEONE SO USELESS? I BET YOU WISH YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT LEVER. FAILURE.

[cyberpunkaddict]

"Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly." - Langston Hughes

“I love you to the moon and back.”

Prologue, Part 1

[astoldbychae]

@percosim PERCOOOOOOOO! This is not the life his mama (nor I) wished for him. He's just out here being a lil whore at this point...and I-😩

Imma have to put his ass back on an empty lot in a tent because he is really out here showing TF out!

He has 3: Amiri (child), Carina (infant that needs to be aged up ASAP), and now Kai (infant).

No but seriously, I almost lost my shit seeing her smiling and cuddling the damn newborn in manage households. He keep playing around and he's getting a vasectomy! Because I refuse to let him be the Nick Cannon of this save! No ma'am!

I. am. stressed.

He. is. stressing. me. TF. out

I. hate. it. here. *slides down wall*

lil stinka man is a little cutie tho. 🥺 Now I'm on a wild goose chase for more infant cc for boys...bouta be more stressed out.

Change is inevitable, right!?

After a nasty break-up with Dino due to his infidelity, Angel impulsively relocated for a change of scenery, a fresh start. Selling her house in Del Sol Valley to purchase her first investment property (2 bedroom/2bathroom waterfront condo in San Sequoia). The Landgraab's tried their hardest to persuade the original owners (Anaya & Baako Jang) but they went with the better offer instead.

Shortly after Angel moved in she found out that she was pregnant. She always knew she would hang up her 7 inch heels by the time she turned 30 but she never anticipated it would be due to motherhood. But as per usual, life had other plans. She didn't tell Dino about their child until 3 months after she had given birth. Honestly, she couldn't stand the sight of him after what he had done to her. But she knew now was not the time to be selfish, Kai deserves to know his father. And one things for sure, Dino's a damn good father.

Dino has yet to meet baby bean in person but he gets to video chat with him whenever he wants. (He's Dino's first son). Of course he tries to whisper sweet nothings in Angel's ear but for now, she's not giving him the time of day. She is focusing on furnishing her condo. Although she intended on renting it out, she is pacing herself. So far, Kai is teaching our girl a lot about patience (and we love to see it).

He is a Sunny infant, who loves to be held and loves wake-up time. So far, so good. He's Angel's little angel (literally her saving grace). Never thought I'd see the day Miss ma'am would slow down a bit but motherhood looks good on her! Even if it was unexpected for the both of us...🥺

[sciderman]

Please almighty sci share your comic wisdom. I wanna get back into the deadpool comics but haven't really read any in like 5 years. What are the best runs in your opinion

best runs in the last 5 years? none. don't bother. (i'm seriously serious)

i did sing praise to deadpool / wolverine wwiii, so - that's a good one. tear-jerker. really very good.

if you haven't read all the oldies, they're still fun! way (problematic but introspective) kelly (problematic but endearing) or nicieza (problematic but fucks nasty)

it's really, really difficult for me to say what my favourite deadpool run is because they're all a mixed bag - i pick and choose my favourite bits and pieces. but my favourite book always has been circle chase - my darling peaked so early.

[johnbottoms]

2021 vs 2024........

[mrsoharaa]

imagining laying in between Sugurus long legs, head and back leaned against his firm chest as he holds me, brushes his wide hands through my hair and gives me subtle sweet kisses and reassurances (soft praises) into my ears.

"Shh shh, it's okay pretty girl, let Suguru take care of you"

[malrie]

when u recontextualize jasiper into it not working out in the end yet at the same time still have it be real meaningfully and full heartedly as a true first love (no matter what that entails) it makes it all the more sweeter and when they do eventually break up bc they’d be the most amicable exes in the world. they used to go on picnics and cut up watermelons for each other and do the most cliche romantic things in the world and it was sweet and good and genuine and when it’s over they appreciate each other for that experience and can move on knowing they held love for each other…

[littleguy-pi]

I protected you from a world that preys on your kind

Because you’re human

More human than I could ever be

Sing for me

[yeetusthemighty]

WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT HOW SIMILAR VEX AND RAS ARE IM AGARRARARARATAGGHHH

IT WAS LIKE ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS I NOTICED ABOUT RAS I AUUUGH

MAYBE I JUST HAVENT SEEN THE POSTS BUT I SWEAR I HAVE SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS EVER IM SOOOOOOO NORMAL

[soukeyed]

ohhh my god you don't like sonadow? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite r/SonicTheHedgehog

[necrogfie]

i think its very funny that like my taste in men were clearly fucked up since the beginning because why did 8 years old me saw nightcrawler and went 'i want to hold him in my arms' bcuz my dude is objectively not pretty

[sadist-dog]

frothing at the fucking mouth i need to jerk off aa thousand times why do i feel like i'm in heat

[jonahmagnus]

WHOA BDAY???? HAPPY BDAY YAAAY

THANK YOUUUUUU H3H3H3<3

[hahniana]

was gonna make a post that was gonna be like, "prommy to not be mad at me if i design a stand that has bdsm/kink inspiration in the design 🥺" but like whitesnake literally exists. what the fuck am i talking about

[peachypizzicato]

having media literacy and being critical and discerning of the media you consume is so awesome when it leads to a deeper understanding of and connection to the media.

then sometimes it makes you realize that the thing you like is actually full of some of the most wretched shit humanity is capable of. like absolutely nothing in there is safe it's all built on rotten foundations.

is that fucked up or what

[girlcaelius]

insanw that eating people is literally fine