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A little different than last year's, but here we are again. To say that this past year hasn't been absolutely wild would be a lie, cause HOLY SHIT MAN
This year's birthday is. A little different for me, but you already have the silly comic to show that so I won't make like a broken record oops
But, despite the changes and hills that life's decided I should climb or throw at, it hasn't changed the fact that I'm so genuinely fucking thankful to the people that I've known since joining this fandom. I'm not even kidding when I say that being here has actually changed my life for the better. I know I said something similar last year, but this time, hoo boy it sure turned up the AMP and test how far I could go.
So, to everyone, both new and old; thank you for being here :D
@garbagechocolate @darkxsoulzyx @smoljeanius @bunmuffin @skizabaa
@tuzesdays @sleepykas @fernzwing @kandidandi @starsketchez
@just-a-drawing-bean @notdysfunk @ilsole @amberluvsbugs @cloudyvoid
@nomsthecat @alfinefalf @nosleepygay @theblog-with-thestuff
@cacaocheri
(Edit: ty kibbits for informing me of the. Fuck ass tagging system)
AND TAGGING OTHERS BECAUSE. POINTS. BONKS WITH HEAD. GETTING TO EITHER INTERACT OR TALK OR WHATEVER IS ALWAYS A DELIGHT
@ohno-the-sun @kibbits @ink-yy @saltyfryz @kaprisvn
@hierba-picante @sunny-sophies-garden @cookiiemancer @sneeblbop @justaduckarts
@pepethehumanz @crystalmagpie447 @woolysstuff @mocha-illustrates @duhsty1
@sanchensky @pillowspace @victarin @witherfide
[I DEFINITELY GOT SONAS WRONG AND THESE AREN'T ALL THE SILLY PEOPLE I KNOW BUT IM SITTING HERE AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING JUST KNOW YOU'RE THERE IN SPIRIT HANDING YOU ALL POPTARTS WAUGH]
#nebula art and doodles#should. i even count it as that-#nebula birthday time#fuck it birthday tag go brrr#also if i. didnt tag you it is 100% because i'm. a fucking coward <33 and am not sure if you'd like to be tagged in a silly thing like this#(or i don't. know you. that also but shaky thumbs up)#god. this year has been. insane dawg#my goofy ass going through canon events like it's a buffet /silly#jokes aside#the fact that im still like. here. right here#posting or reblogging goofy shit#still in the process of making my fic (i prommy im working on it)#and just. managing to make friends with people despite shit happening#it's so wild to me#i know for some people i've tagged we either haven't talked that much or haven't talked in awhile#and to that i say#fuck it we ball /j#but seriously it's. honestly bc getting to interact with you guys at all makes or has made my day that much brighter#even if it's been awhile like i mentioned or for whatever reason#this is. getting long as hell and i need to go to bed oops#anywhooooo#gotta go fast or some shit#OH- and thank you all so much for. almost 3k. holy shit#where the fuck did you all COME FROM HOW DID WE GET HERE#big heart emojis and sending love to you all#thank you so much
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how tall do you think harry is? 🥹
Three apples tall.
But like really big apples, y'know? Think fuji picked at peak season. Yeah, three of those bad boys stacked on top of each other and that's how tall I think he is.
#i am joking of course#he's at LEAST four and a half apples-wait...#huh?#what's that?#oh.#okay.#so i've just been informed that i may be projecting my own stature onto this fictional character who canonically does not have a set height#aw beans...#well#guess it happens to the best of us#*shrugs*#(to answer your question seriously though: i like to think of him anywhere between 5'4 and 5'6)#(just a personal headcanon)#ask
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HotD is a cautionary tale about the importance of putting your death wishes into a Will so that it’s explicitly clear what you want to happen when you die
#I’m kind of joking#but also this shit show just#wouldn’t have happened if he had a will#am I going to wright a fix it fic where everything is solved by him having a will?#maybe#but like seriously guy#make sure you have a will if you’re able to#hotd#house of the dragon#hotd meme
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mike wheeler is misunderstood and will byers is mischaracterized im so done with the general audience/general fandom
#this was from my notes app from like late 2022#but like seriously i am sick of the mike wheeler hate#purely because people dont try to understand his character#hes queer and people dont even want to acknowledge the possibility#but being queer is gonna be a good chunk of his character in s5#dont get me started on will byers#sure there are some wierdos who dont want to acknowledge that hes gay#but im talking about the people who dumb will down to the crybaby gay character who cant do anything for himself#it happens too much#ive seen it too much#i promise you its not gonna hurt if you make a will joke that DOESNT revolve around him crying or him being gay#okay long rant#anyways#stranger things#mike wheeler#will byers#byler
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Um. Brett?
I was under the impression that the Phil/Brett stuff was a running joke, but there comes a point where you've gone beyond committing to the bit into just straight-up dating. like, this lowkey reads like a relationship announcement, is that on purpose?? Hello???
#yes i know they've been doing this for years now#and i'm pretty sure i heard at least one of them had a girlfriend?#but like#this does not read as a joke#without context this is not silly boys being silly this just looks like they're actually dating#even with context i'm lowkey sorta wondering now#and i am NOT in the habit of rpf tinhatting this is way out of my normal area#seriously what's happening#brett goldstein#phil dunster#ted lasso#emmys#emmy awards
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nah, i'm not letting the reveal distract me from the cruel jokes made once again about sharon and the fact that alice also died for nothing
#agatha all along spoilers#maybe i'm just a ball of cynicism but all the sapphic crumbs disney is baby bird feeding us in the world#will make me forget that once again sharon davis is made the butt of a cruel joke the main character makes#and someone died trying to save a person who kept saying she was hoping to kill them to steal their power#maybe i'm taking this too seriously but it is seriously super effed the way a normal everyday woman is tortured#and then brutually killed and then still can't get away from being mocked and ridiculed?#wandavision was emphatically on the side of wanda torturing people and i hate that#and aaa is not that much better. i like it a lot more as a show and i am enjoying it#but alice being killed kinda put a damper on it. especially since her character growth in the last ep#i'm not upset over a character dying when it was established that that was a possibility#it's just that. after so much being said about agatha stealing their magic and rio wanting bodies#the fact that that's what happened when it seemed like maybe agatha was growing instead of alice dying for something that matters?#ehhh#i don't know. i'm trying to hold off feelings until the show is over but it's bugging me#agatha all along
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pop rocks to a medieval peasant (aka: the entirety of all fobbies before 2023) but:
They kissed full on in the mouth during GINASFS onstage in the middle of the Fall Out Boy concert
#snunnyposting#but like. that objectively legitimately happened this is not an april fools joke.#every day we stray closer to no but seriously imagining it#(it wasn't peterick. unless pete is online enough to have seen the 'wait am i writing them as an allegory' post in which case spi ur walls)
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guys hear me out would painis cupcake pay taxes? Because he’s not like mega insane like ass pancakes I think he’d pay his taxes in my professional opinion.
#I also had a conversation with my friend about if he had to wear a suit why would he#We discussed for a very long while(6 minutes) and the discussion was very enlightening#Slowly turning painis into a functional human in society…#Except you know he eats people that isn’t really stuff normal people do#this is a joke btw#I think he would pay his taxes but if the tax people are rude to him he wouldn’t#I think it really depends#Does he even have any taxes to pay? Because he doesn’t have a job I assume so he doesn’t have any money#But theoretically if he’s like working for another freak and he’s getting paid or something#Idk guys I might be going a little bit bonkers… he’s helping me get out of art block at least#Oh I hope all these tags don’t accidentally show up in another tag that would be bad I’ve seen that happen#I’ve already typed so much though#It’d be funny if there was painis angst because I wouldn’t be able to take it seriously because his name is penis basically#Why am I only saying painis I’m going to tag him anyway#Painis cupcake#there#alright anyways painis cupcake angst would be fucking hilarious imo#My professional opinion#Mmhmmm I’m a professional in being stupid#My friends will call me spedpool on hallowen#I took 2 yardsticks in stem and I pretended to be said guy in the red suit I don’t want to tag him because I don’t want someone to#Find this unhinged rant about painis cupcake that got way off track woah#Ok continuing on the painis rant#I can’t draw him with pencil for some reason he looks so weird#I can draw soldeir just fine with pencil probably even better than online but whenever I try to draw painis he looks like a pile of dog shi#A moist pile the kind that would make steam if it’s cold outside#I feel like it he tried painis cupcake would really be a great functional citizen#Oh wow I wrote a lot my bad
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'...you know jokes like those actually hurt me, right?'
"who said I was joking?"
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#vent#personal#delete later#so um#i don't talk with my family about stuff often cuz#they don't really listen#it's#they always think I'm putting on airs or acting when I say something#i mean#it's not#i don't really know whether or not i actually have a problem#but sometimes i check over my behavior and#some of it doesn't seem normal?#i mean i don't know i'm not an expert and my opinion doesn't mean much but#it just doesnt seem like something we're supposed to experience#so i'll tell them sometimes#well actually i've told them multiple times that i feel like something isn't right#i mean we told them about our back and leg pain maybe 3 years ago?#that wasn't taken seriously#even when i fell the first time it wasn't taken seriously#it took me actually breaking down and crying to miss a singular day of school#mentally speaking i think i might have something going on#i mean i've told my brother that i might have depression and#he just brushes it off and jokes about it#we get home and tell him we've had a bad day and he'll joke about how the m22's there for me and its#it really hurts but no one takes me seriously and i don't know if we're overreacting or if there's genuinely something wrong#in april the thing with my legs happened again and the next day i was told that i was fine and that i needed to go back to school and#And that's not wrong i've never missed school i don't miss school even when i am sick i take a day off and bounce right back but#It kind of feels like they don’t take me seriously?#this is stupid sorry i’ll take this down later
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not even gonna tag this properly bc i don't wanna get Involved but i do have some Thoughts i need to get out into the void so here we go
(aaa quick edit: CW for mention/discussion of Boothill leaks)
#today's gone Badly and i'm upset but instead of venting abt it i'm gonna channel that energy into doing a bit of tag rambling abt Boothill#well. less abt Him and more abt uh. self-analyzing my anxiety surrounding contributing to fandoms. he's just today's catalyst#like. i know it's mostly a me thing. i'm hypersensitive to criticism and very conflict avoidant + socially anxious + perfectionistic etc.#so I'm the one that keeps myself from posting more stuff out of fear of being criticized or called-out for what i've made#bc inevitably Someone's gonna see it and think its OOC or a problematic take or they'll misread my intent. etc etc what have you#but like. that's inevitable. there's no way to communicate every single thing with all of the nuance required to avoid misunderstandings#and other times it's not a misunderstanding it's just a difference of opinions and that's Fine!! there's no accounting for personal taste#there's no accounting for several things actually. taste‚ bias‚ lore-knowledge‚ differing levels of chronic-online-ness‚ etc#so this isn't me complaining abt the state of fandom culture (although i do think. sometimes. ppl take shit a bit too seriously)#but anyways all of this is mostly just anxiety-fueled. it's not like i very often actually even receive negative feedback or anything#if anything ppl tend to tell me that i'm overthinking it and killing my own fun and worried that my stuff is more OOC than it is#which like. yeah. Yeah u right :) but that's just the way that i am! always losing the idgaf war i suppose#anyways what's Boothill got to do w this ur wondering. well. i've been thinking abt the quickly emerging concept that he's illiterate.#and it just. has me feeling a lot of ways. and watching ppl disagree over it has me feeling some Bad ways. bc it's def a loaded topic!#if you'll pardon the pun there. and i don't rlly have anything new to add other than that i'm conflicted abt it.#like yeah i saw the leaks days ago. of him mentioning 'not hitting the books' much as a child when we ask him why he sends voice messages#or voice Transcriptions ig. ykwim. and like. *braces for impact* ...i liked it? like. it doesn't feel right to call it endearing#i'm not trying to infantilize him. ok that's not the right word either but ugh. you know? what i mean?? who am i kidding even i don't know#it's not quite right to say that it feels like Representation either. but it's something close i guess#as a southern person myself who didn't receive a 'complete' education due to factors that weren't to do with my intelligence#the concept of seeing him as a capable force to be reckoned with and respected who also happens to have not received much formal education#i like that. i do. but there's so many issues w it at the same time. like. as i said‚ being southern myself has me Wary of the way Hoyo is-#writing him. as well as of the way that the fandom is taking the bits of his lore and running away w them. and i'm Very aware of how ppl-#will see a southern character and be All Too Eager to agree that they're lacking intelligence based on our Redneck™ stereotype#sigh. and before we even go too far with this. it's not even confirmed that hes completely illiterate. which is a valid criticism i've seen#there's Multiple reasons that could make him prefer voice to text. but regardless. i'm just worried that ppl will misconstrue my intentions#like. example: that edit i made the other day of him saying 'no thanks i can't read'. wasn't me playing into the stereotype of-#'haha dumb country boy can't read!' it was. in my eyes. something he'd say as a joke to make light of a potential insecurity#like. i think there's far more depth to Boothill's character if ppl could look past the surface. and i dont wanna contribute to the problem#but sometimes ppl Will have stereotypical traits and i wish the same could apply to characters as long as it's done Thoughtfully.
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I know I bring this up a lot, but it truly is never not astounding to me that Chetney and Fearne, a pairing who have canonically banged, continue to only have a total of 24 fics on AO3 and just 15 when you filter out the Big Ship of the campaign that usually takes main precedence in those stories. I don't know that I have any thought-provoking takeaways from bringing this up every 6 months except to say that it is continually confusing to me that it has been this way so persistently for the entire campaign
#perhaps there is something to be said here about a refusal to engage with the pairing in good faith#i.e. taking it semi-seriously or at least NOT like it's just a bit or a joke with nothing genuine happening there#and before anyone condescendingly tells me that I should write what I want to see I already am 20% of those 15 fics#critical role#bells hells#callopea#fearniture#anyway was this about them being cute in the latest episode? yes. yes it was
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well mark that down as situation 2938489 that I don't know how to handle
#i would love advice on this if y'all have any thoughts to share because i know what my parents think and im having trouble sorting it out#i love these three friends of mine but it is really draining to be around them now because all they will talk about is church drama#(re: our old church) and rehashing it all and being Outraged about the horrors etc etc#either that or being downright condescending about protestants/non denominations and acting like it's funny to talk like that all the time#i end up being more angry or resentful or exasperated at the end of our conversations than glad and at peace like i did before#(before all THIS ish happened and the three of them were like okay this is all we're going to talk about now)#i've tried to say in gentle ways (i am simply not capable of this kind of blunt confrontation) that maybe we should not be talking#so uncharitably towards other people especially behind their backs. like. yes bad things happened. we have to acknowledge that.#but continually making jokes and jibes at a priest's expense really rubs me the wrong way especially since i KNOW that he loves us#and in many ways was trying his best in the circumstances. and are we not supposed to be loving our neighbour#and is this not downright slander to keep going on this way esp since it goes on for HOURS at a time#anyway i don't know what to DO because if i keep chatting with them/meeting up with them conversation will be 90% this thing and i Hate It#but on the other hand i feel responsibility towards them because my godson's one of them and another is a friend who is a fairly recent#convert and if i leave them to stew in their own echo chamber i doubt it'll do them good#am i supposed to keep some distance? am i supposed to keep arguing whenever one of them says something unkind or inflammatory?#am i supposed to keep speaking up so that they hear a different perspective? am i supposed to run in the other direction for my own peace o#mind? anyway i am still thinking this over and it stresses me OUT#it used to be fun and life giving to be around these people and now it is so exhausting and seriously alarming in many ways
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Either the sparks in Bakugou's mouth are just a design choice to show how powerful his Cluster is coursing through his body, OR
And bear with me here
Some sort of mouth explosion attack later
Similar to how Dabi started breathing fire when he was battling Shouto
#i am only half joking#rip bakugou's fucking jaw#in all seriousness it'd probably be him emitting the explosion and not it actually detonating in his mouth#though that would also probably mean not only is his sweat nitroglycerin but now his saliva too#anyway#thats only on the IF chance he could do that tho. which i don't have evidence for at all#the chances of it happening are so slim and only based on like 2 panels lol#i am only thinking and thunking - the concept of it#bnha 406#bnha manga spoilers#bakugou katsuki#mettys posts#metty posts
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Stacy's brother Au
but it's just a crack au where Ginny "loses" like 4 bfs in a row to her brothers just to realize she doesn't even like boys
#Aka#Ginny Weasley#being a matchmaker for her siblings by accident#and then she ends up with like Luna or Hermione or something#i dont really vibe with using loses in this context but i cant think of another word that fits right now#obv because i am me i was mostly thinking about#percy weasley#being one of the ones that end up with a new bf#i wont say who i was considering for that because its kinda weird even for me i think#in the scenario in my head it was in addition to Oliver which he already had because i think it would be even funnier#ginny thinking it obviously can't happen again because now all her siblings have partners so she should be safe right? no not at all#i also just love Polyam!Percy so im biased#perciver#i really got to start combining all of my thoughts in the post itself instead of in the tags#this is mostly a joke because dont take me seriously i'm sleep deprived and don't know what im talking about#Elise's Thoughts and Concepts#perclin
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We need to talk more about the bisexual trauma of when the girl you were in love with and the boy you were in love with start dating each other.
#I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS#no but seriously fuck high school for making me go through that#nooo don't date my homoerotic girl bestie situationship ahaaa#joke flirting with your friends and then realizing it was only a joke them but never to you#actual fucking agony like oh my god#it happened six years ago I am OVER IT#bisexual
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I know I'm sort of rapid-posting here a little bit but I've been really wanting to read the Chasing Storm book again but because I can't at the moment I'm rewatching Cars 3 and I'm realizing more and more I have less and less proper reasoning if I get questioned why I like him.
Which I'm now giggling over remembering how I used to skip over the entire middle part of the movie because I just wanted the bits of him in the beginning and ending segments. First movie that I learned every entire bit of dialog to. I used to do the dishes to that movie playing.
#“irritating. prick. What an ass.” I say contently with my heart full.#He's not even doing anything horrendous he's literally just a pain.#I can't even say that it's the book that made me like him cause it was the second he started speaking I cracked.#I was immediately like “I like a car romantically yup I'm going to Hell” /joking.#I used to recite “My taste can't possibly get any worse” years ago in middle school when I had a TMNT phase.#I would love to tell past me about current me behavior.#I'm getting more and more shameless about it. On my blog at least. So don't worry(or do).#Am I going to start hyper Jackson Storm posting now is this what is happening here. I've been sloely thinking about him more and more.#I. hold on. hoolddddd on. Im going to shout. Have I never posted art of him here. Do yall not know what he looks like how I see him.#I mean I've been planning on posting art of him with all the art things I've been vagueing at and mentioning wanting to do.#But wow I can't believe that. That's actually gonna make me go bonkers.#Then again it took me who knows how long to finally get art of Lightning on here. Nonetheless one that I actually enjoy and think properly-#-looks like him.#I suppose it makes sense it took me this long to get art of Jackson out now.#Have I. Have I even posted any screenshots. This blog is seriously lacking in the Storm department.#Especially considering obligatory mention of him being the first one I started liking and.#I will save my life story of liking him for later.#Now im not gonna say anything to jinx anything here but.#I so wanna draw him right now if it wasn't for me being in a car right now and. It is impossible for me to draw while in a car.#I can barely write while in a car! I dont know how some people pull it off.#self ship#selfship#selfshipping#self shipping#jackson🖤💙
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