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galechimes · 2 years ago

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Did I really just listen to a twt space of one of my fav j-actors wishing us a happy new year...........while he was relaxing in his bathtub???

And here I thought this nye would be the usual quiet one for me. Lmao. Looks like 2022 is not ready to leave me without a bang......or an ASMR shock in this case.

#ness chimes #this seriously happened i am not joking #even i am looking around to see if this is one of my random ass dreams again #so much for my social media hibernation lololol

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nebuladreamz · 5 months ago

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A little different than last year's, but here we are again. To say that this past year hasn't been absolutely wild would be a lie, cause HOLY SHIT MAN

This year's birthday is. A little different for me, but you already have the silly comic to show that so I won't make like a broken record oops

But, despite the changes and hills that life's decided I should climb or throw at, it hasn't changed the fact that I'm so genuinely fucking thankful to the people that I've known since joining this fandom. I'm not even kidding when I say that being here has actually changed my life for the better. I know I said something similar last year, but this time, hoo boy it sure turned up the AMP and test how far I could go.

So, to everyone, both new and old; thank you for being here :D

@garbagechocolate @darkxsoulzyx @smoljeanius @bunmuffin @skizabaa

@tuzesdays @sleepykas @fernzwing @kandidandi @starsketchez

@just-a-drawing-bean @notdysfunk @ilsole @amberluvsbugs @cloudyvoid

@nomsthecat @alfinefalf @nosleepygay @theblog-with-thestuff

@cacaocheri

(Edit: ty kibbits for informing me of the. Fuck ass tagging system)

AND TAGGING OTHERS BECAUSE. POINTS. BONKS WITH HEAD. GETTING TO EITHER INTERACT OR TALK OR WHATEVER IS ALWAYS A DELIGHT

@ohno-the-sun @kibbits @ink-yy @saltyfryz @kaprisvn

@hierba-picante @sunny-sophies-garden @cookiiemancer @sneeblbop @justaduckarts

@pepethehumanz @crystalmagpie447 @woolysstuff @mocha-illustrates @duhsty1

@sanchensky @pillowspace @victarin @witherfide

[I DEFINITELY GOT SONAS WRONG AND THESE AREN'T ALL THE SILLY PEOPLE I KNOW BUT IM SITTING HERE AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING JUST KNOW YOU'RE THERE IN SPIRIT HANDING YOU ALL POPTARTS WAUGH]

#nebula art and doodles #should. i even count it as that-#nebula birthday time #fuck it birthday tag go brrr #also if i. didnt tag you it is 100% because i'm. a fucking coward <33 and am not sure if you'd like to be tagged in a silly thing like this #(or i don't. know you. that also but shaky thumbs up)#god. this year has been. insane dawg #my goofy ass going through canon events like it's a buffet /silly #jokes aside #the fact that im still like. here. right here #posting or reblogging goofy shit #still in the process of making my fic (i prommy im working on it)#and just. managing to make friends with people despite shit happening #it's so wild to me #i know for some people i've tagged we either haven't talked that much or haven't talked in awhile #and to that i say #fuck it we ball /j #but seriously it's. honestly bc getting to interact with you guys at all makes or has made my day that much brighter #even if it's been awhile like i mentioned or for whatever reason #this is. getting long as hell and i need to go to bed oops #anywhooooo #gotta go fast or some shit #OH- and thank you all so much for. almost 3k. holy shit #where the fuck did you all COME FROM HOW DID WE GET HERE #big heart emojis and sending love to you all #thank you so much

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stolenviolet · 25 days ago

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how tall do you think harry is? 🥹

Three apples tall.

But like really big apples, y'know? Think fuji picked at peak season. Yeah, three of those bad boys stacked on top of each other and that's how tall I think he is.

#i am joking of course #he's at LEAST four and a half apples-wait...#huh?#what's that?#oh.#okay.#so i've just been informed that i may be projecting my own stature onto this fictional character who canonically does not have a set height #aw beans...#well #guess it happens to the best of us #*shrugs*#(to answer your question seriously though: i like to think of him anywhere between 5'4 and 5'6)#(just a personal headcanon)#ask

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ravenswritingroom · 19 days ago

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HotD is a cautionary tale about the importance of putting your death wishes into a Will so that it’s explicitly clear what you want to happen when you die

#I’m kind of joking #but also this shit show just #wouldn’t have happened if he had a will #am I going to wright a fix it fic where everything is solved by him having a will?#maybe #but like seriously guy #make sure you have a will if you’re able to #hotd #house of the dragon #hotd meme

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ozonecologne · 19 days ago

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#us election venting beware:#i am actually a bit annoyed at all the people that told me i was just being pessimistic and it's not healthy to think the worst of people #when yet again we have proven the worst of people wins #and even if it doesn't win (it will) it is still so significantly mobilized and out there #like i know it's not helpful. but i TOLD YOU. everyone thought it wouldn't happen and it DID.#just like nobody thought it would happen THEN and i was apparently the only one around me who saw it coming.#now can we PLEASE take this problem SERIOUSLY and get off our fucking asses and admit it's fucked out there??#the core of our system is bad. it is rotting and the proof is in this joke of an election #so can every white liberal get off my ass for 'bringing down the vibe' or whatever?#you people have been LAZY for a long time. you have been comfortable and unmotivated and been doing NOTHING.#quit focusing on doing your best by voting and get the fuck out there and disrupt. radicalize!#'common sense' is not enough and it never was #i hate to say it but believing the best in the masses in this deeply racist country will disappoint you every time #and i can't believe so many people fell for it again!!!!#i know it's unfair but #i'm finding it really difficult to sympathize with people in my community who are sad and disappointed #when i watched you do NOTHING for YEARS #(not for the people that are actively in danger. my heart breaks for you. i will not stop fighting for you. you didn't deserve this.)#i have never believed that people are fundamentally good and i'm sorry if that's mean but it's just not true #people are fundamentally neutral and you have to WORK to push them towards 'good'#and for too long the pushing has been going in the other direction. but 'pushing' at all is uncouth to you people i guess #get over your decorum. get over your morals that mean nothing. no one else is playing by your rules. DO something. CARE MORE.#sorry. i'm angry. i am filled with rage. and it is mostly directed towards the white intellectual elite.#to anyone who is blindingly furious i see you and i am with you lmao.#to anyone that wants to say 'i told you so' you are so valid.#we keep going.#futhermore: 'it's only four years. we'll recover.' BITCH #ONLY four years? that's four years of DAMAGE that will really hurt people in the meantime #and set up a whole host of problems for the future! the courts my god.#four years of bullshit policy and shit we will have to spend years untangling just to get back to even thinking about making any progress

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sade-alicious · 3 months ago

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mike wheeler is misunderstood and will byers is mischaracterized im so done with the general audience/general fandom

#this was from my notes app from like late 2022 #but like seriously i am sick of the mike wheeler hate #purely because people dont try to understand his character #hes queer and people dont even want to acknowledge the possibility #but being queer is gonna be a good chunk of his character in s5 #dont get me started on will byers #sure there are some wierdos who dont want to acknowledge that hes gay #but im talking about the people who dumb will down to the crybaby gay character who cant do anything for himself #it happens too much #ive seen it too much #i promise you its not gonna hurt if you make a will joke that DOESNT revolve around him crying or him being gay #okay long rant #anyways #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers #byler

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legless-fish-on-rollerskates · 1 year ago

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Um. Brett?

I was under the impression that the Phil/Brett stuff was a running joke, but there comes a point where you've gone beyond committing to the bit into just straight-up dating. like, this lowkey reads like a relationship announcement, is that on purpose?? Hello???

#yes i know they've been doing this for years now #and i'm pretty sure i heard at least one of them had a girlfriend?#but like #this does not read as a joke #without context this is not silly boys being silly this just looks like they're actually dating #even with context i'm lowkey sorta wondering now #and i am NOT in the habit of rpf tinhatting this is way out of my normal area #seriously what's happening #brett goldstein #phil dunster #ted lasso #emmys #emmy awards

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girl-drink-drunk · 2 months ago

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nah, i'm not letting the reveal distract me from the cruel jokes made once again about sharon and the fact that alice also died for nothing

#agatha all along spoilers #maybe i'm just a ball of cynicism but all the sapphic crumbs disney is baby bird feeding us in the world #will make me forget that once again sharon davis is made the butt of a cruel joke the main character makes #and someone died trying to save a person who kept saying she was hoping to kill them to steal their power #maybe i'm taking this too seriously but it is seriously super effed the way a normal everyday woman is tortured #and then brutually killed and then still can't get away from being mocked and ridiculed?#wandavision was emphatically on the side of wanda torturing people and i hate that #and aaa is not that much better. i like it a lot more as a show and i am enjoying it #but alice being killed kinda put a damper on it. especially since her character growth in the last ep #i'm not upset over a character dying when it was established that that was a possibility #it's just that. after so much being said about agatha stealing their magic and rio wanting bodies #the fact that that's what happened when it seemed like maybe agatha was growing instead of alice dying for something that matters?#ehhh #i don't know. i'm trying to hold off feelings until the show is over but it's bugging me #agatha all along

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pixelatedquarter · 8 months ago

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pop rocks to a medieval peasant (aka: the entirety of all fobbies before 2023) but:

They kissed full on in the mouth during GINASFS onstage in the middle of the Fall Out Boy concert

#snunnyposting #but like. that objectively legitimately happened this is not an april fools joke.#every day we stray closer to no but seriously imagining it #(it wasn't peterick. unless pete is online enough to have seen the 'wait am i writing them as an allegory' post in which case spi ur walls)

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honeyconez · 26 days ago

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guys hear me out would painis cupcake pay taxes? Because he’s not like mega insane like ass pancakes I think he’d pay his taxes in my professional opinion.

#I also had a conversation with my friend about if he had to wear a suit why would he #We discussed for a very long while(6 minutes) and the discussion was very enlightening #Slowly turning painis into a functional human in society…#Except you know he eats people that isn’t really stuff normal people do #this is a joke btw #I think he would pay his taxes but if the tax people are rude to him he wouldn’t #I think it really depends #Does he even have any taxes to pay? Because he doesn’t have a job I assume so he doesn’t have any money #But theoretically if he’s like working for another freak and he’s getting paid or something #Idk guys I might be going a little bit bonkers… he’s helping me get out of art block at least #Oh I hope all these tags don’t accidentally show up in another tag that would be bad I’ve seen that happen #I’ve already typed so much though #It’d be funny if there was painis angst because I wouldn’t be able to take it seriously because his name is penis basically #Why am I only saying painis I’m going to tag him anyway #Painis cupcake #there #alright anyways painis cupcake angst would be fucking hilarious imo #My professional opinion #Mmhmmm I’m a professional in being stupid #My friends will call me spedpool on hallowen #I took 2 yardsticks in stem and I pretended to be said guy in the red suit I don’t want to tag him because I don’t want someone to #Find this unhinged rant about painis cupcake that got way off track woah #Ok continuing on the painis rant #I can’t draw him with pencil for some reason he looks so weird #I can draw soldeir just fine with pencil probably even better than online but whenever I try to draw painis he looks like a pile of dog shi #A moist pile the kind that would make steam if it’s cold outside #I feel like it he tried painis cupcake would really be a great functional citizen #Oh wow I wrote a lot my bad

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itsahotminuteinbetween · 1 month ago

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'...you know jokes like those actually hurt me, right?'

"who said I was joking?"

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'oh.'

#vent #personal #delete later #so um #i don't talk with my family about stuff often cuz #they don't really listen #it's #they always think I'm putting on airs or acting when I say something #i mean #it's not #i don't really know whether or not i actually have a problem #but sometimes i check over my behavior and #some of it doesn't seem normal?#i mean i don't know i'm not an expert and my opinion doesn't mean much but #it just doesnt seem like something we're supposed to experience #so i'll tell them sometimes #well actually i've told them multiple times that i feel like something isn't right #i mean we told them about our back and leg pain maybe 3 years ago?#that wasn't taken seriously #even when i fell the first time it wasn't taken seriously #it took me actually breaking down and crying to miss a singular day of school #mentally speaking i think i might have something going on #i mean i've told my brother that i might have depression and #he just brushes it off and jokes about it #we get home and tell him we've had a bad day and he'll joke about how the m22's there for me and its #it really hurts but no one takes me seriously and i don't know if we're overreacting or if there's genuinely something wrong #in april the thing with my legs happened again and the next day i was told that i was fine and that i needed to go back to school and #And that's not wrong i've never missed school i don't miss school even when i am sick i take a day off and bounce right back but #It kind of feels like they don’t take me seriously?#this is stupid sorry i’ll take this down later

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seventh-district · 6 months ago

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not even gonna tag this properly bc i don't wanna get Involved but i do have some Thoughts i need to get out into the void so here we go

(aaa quick edit: CW for mention/discussion of Boothill leaks)

#today's gone Badly and i'm upset but instead of venting abt it i'm gonna channel that energy into doing a bit of tag rambling abt Boothill #well. less abt Him and more abt uh. self-analyzing my anxiety surrounding contributing to fandoms. he's just today's catalyst #like. i know it's mostly a me thing. i'm hypersensitive to criticism and very conflict avoidant + socially anxious + perfectionistic etc.#so I'm the one that keeps myself from posting more stuff out of fear of being criticized or called-out for what i've made #bc inevitably Someone's gonna see it and think its OOC or a problematic take or they'll misread my intent. etc etc what have you #but like. that's inevitable. there's no way to communicate every single thing with all of the nuance required to avoid misunderstandings #and other times it's not a misunderstanding it's just a difference of opinions and that's Fine!! there's no accounting for personal taste #there's no accounting for several things actually. taste‚ bias‚ lore-knowledge‚ differing levels of chronic-online-ness‚ etc #so this isn't me complaining abt the state of fandom culture (although i do think. sometimes. ppl take shit a bit too seriously)#but anyways all of this is mostly just anxiety-fueled. it's not like i very often actually even receive negative feedback or anything #if anything ppl tend to tell me that i'm overthinking it and killing my own fun and worried that my stuff is more OOC than it is #which like. yeah. Yeah u right :) but that's just the way that i am! always losing the idgaf war i suppose #anyways what's Boothill got to do w this ur wondering. well. i've been thinking abt the quickly emerging concept that he's illiterate.#and it just. has me feeling a lot of ways. and watching ppl disagree over it has me feeling some Bad ways. bc it's def a loaded topic!#if you'll pardon the pun there. and i don't rlly have anything new to add other than that i'm conflicted abt it.#like yeah i saw the leaks days ago. of him mentioning 'not hitting the books' much as a child when we ask him why he sends voice messages #or voice Transcriptions ig. ykwim. and like. *braces for impact* ...i liked it? like. it doesn't feel right to call it endearing #i'm not trying to infantilize him. ok that's not the right word either but ugh. you know? what i mean?? who am i kidding even i don't know #it's not quite right to say that it feels like Representation either. but it's something close i guess #as a southern person myself who didn't receive a 'complete' education due to factors that weren't to do with my intelligence #the concept of seeing him as a capable force to be reckoned with and respected who also happens to have not received much formal education #i like that. i do. but there's so many issues w it at the same time. like. as i said‚ being southern myself has me Wary of the way Hoyo is-#writing him. as well as of the way that the fandom is taking the bits of his lore and running away w them. and i'm Very aware of how ppl-#will see a southern character and be All Too Eager to agree that they're lacking intelligence based on our Redneck™ stereotype #sigh. and before we even go too far with this. it's not even confirmed that hes completely illiterate. which is a valid criticism i've seen #there's Multiple reasons that could make him prefer voice to text. but regardless. i'm just worried that ppl will misconstrue my intentions #like. example: that edit i made the other day of him saying 'no thanks i can't read'. wasn't me playing into the stereotype of-#'haha dumb country boy can't read!' it was. in my eyes. something he'd say as a joke to make light of a potential insecurity #like. i think there's far more depth to Boothill's character if ppl could look past the surface. and i dont wanna contribute to the problem #but sometimes ppl Will have stereotypical traits and i wish the same could apply to characters as long as it's done Thoughtfully.

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revvethasmythh · 1 year ago

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I know I bring this up a lot, but it truly is never not astounding to me that Chetney and Fearne, a pairing who have canonically banged, continue to only have a total of 24 fics on AO3 and just 15 when you filter out the Big Ship of the campaign that usually takes main precedence in those stories. I don't know that I have any thought-provoking takeaways from bringing this up every 6 months except to say that it is continually confusing to me that it has been this way so persistently for the entire campaign

#perhaps there is something to be said here about a refusal to engage with the pairing in good faith #i.e. taking it semi-seriously or at least NOT like it's just a bit or a joke with nothing genuine happening there #and before anyone condescendingly tells me that I should write what I want to see I already am 20% of those 15 fics #critical role #bells hells #callopea #fearniture #anyway was this about them being cute in the latest episode? yes. yes it was

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thebirdandhersong · 1 year ago

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well mark that down as situation 2938489 that I don't know how to handle