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When Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester shows up to the serving face competition and his opponent is Tom Sturridge in the Sandman

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Tumblr, I am not sure you understand yourself

Tumblr is paying Tumblr to advertise Tumblr Premium on my Tumblr dash with such enticing phrases like, "More people could be seeing your posts," as if true Tumblr users don't routinely curse each other with that

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“my son is on the straight and narrow” your daughter is gay and wide

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it's so Weird how ppl STILL make fun of the idea of alcohol-free queer spaces just because an asexual teenager suggested it in 2015. it was odd then and it's odd now. Why are you mad at the idea of a coffee shop for queer people. don't answer that i do not gaf

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when a fic starts having a character dirty talk but they wouldn’t say that shit with a gun to their head

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(haha what if this was lowkey a stealth interest check for a not-so-typical fanwork format prompt fest?😏 omg jk jk!!😂 unless...😳)

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Told you I'm not stopping

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Why are these two facial expressions so weirdly similar

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absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

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an underrecognised tragedy of AI slop isn't just that any piece of contemporary art could be AI, any news reel could be AI, it's that now just any video of something vaguely nice and whimsical happening in the world could be AI

this is about the trampoline bunnies

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I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

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bickering with an angel

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Javert is one of the funniest characters ever like. Man really is so black and white that once he processed that ACAB he really went…. ‘I am cop,,, therefore,,, I am bastard,,, therefore,,,’ only to then immediately address this by throwing himself off a bridge. Flawless praxis tbh

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An older comic from when I used to work at Build-A-Bear