#this series is lowkey goated

[kurocrow]

A noob trying to make it pro

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

If I had a nickel for every time a Jason died and were finally appreciated by a fandom in death, I’d have two nickels.

Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[eatingtitanfood]

Whenever i work on that Sonic various fic i was think y/n be a goat with these type of horns :3c Youll be working in a popular nature like cafe and despite having huge horns you tend to carry customer meals on them

[sturnioloszn]

JEALOUS - C.S

summary; while your boyfriend is streaming, one specific girl keeps gifting, and you begin to feel jealous of all the attention she's receiving, so chris comes to show you some attention too...

warnings; smut, unprotected sex (wrap the willy), tit sucking, dirty talk, teasing, praising, leaving hickeys, spanking, i think that's it..?

a/n; i have more ideas for fics, but please feel free to leave suggestions/recommendations on what fics u want to see and ill provide like a fairy godmother (unless it's some crazy shit like a shit kink, get out).

It was currently 1am, and my boyfriend and I were cuddled up in his bed watching our favourite series. I loved nights where I was able to just lay in bed with Chris and relax, especially with the chaotic lives we both live.

However, this didn't last long.

"Yo, wanna stream late night fort duos?" Matt questions, walking into the room. Chris looks down at my face, which is currently resting on his chest.

"Would you mind if I streamed with Matt for a few hours, baby?" He asks. There's a look of hope in his eyes, and who am I to deny him having fun with his brother.

"Of course not, you don't have to ask me," I reply, giving a small smile. I love cuddling with Chris, but I don't mind letting him play fortnite with his brother. He'll probably hop off in a few hours and come back to bed anyway.

As he slowly stands up from his bed, he gives me a small thanks before moving to his desk. I watched him attentively as he placed his headphones on his fluffy hair and turned on his monitor, which illuminated a soft blue light onto his face.

I could watch him all day and night. He was the most beautiful man I've ever seen. The way his hair was slightly damp, from coming out the shower not long ago, and the way his facial hair looks without a few days of shaving. God, he was perfect.

"Hellooo people," he says, adjusting his mic. I didn't even realise that he had started the stream already.

I grabbed my phone from the nightstand so I could distract myself from all the screaming and shouting that was bound to happen.

~

It had been roughly an hour and a half since the stream first started, and Chris and Matt were still playing reload, and I was still scrolling on tiktok.

"HOLY SHIT, AVA WITH THE 100 BOMB!" Chris yells, making me turn my head to look at him. I loved how grateful Chris always is, whether people gift 1 or 100, Chris was always so thankful. I really did get lucky with him.

A few moments later Chris shrieks, "No fuckin' way, another 50 subs from Ava,". I turn to look at him again and he has the widest grin on his mouth.

"Everyone spam 'w Ava' in the chat," He says, focusing back in on his game.

I honestly don't know how some people are able to gift so much. I've seen the price of subs, and they are priceyyy. Yet, some people gift hundreds and hundreds.

"AVA WITH ANOTHER 50, HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE THE GOAT AVA," He yells again, shuffling in his chair.

What the fuck? This girl dropped a bag on subs in 5 minutes.

This continues for another half an hour, and to be honest, I'm getting sick of it. Don't get me wrong, I love that they're getting subs but it's the same fucking girl. Can she give it a rest? She's been spamming them with subs, and Chris is not letting it go unnoticed to anyone.

I look over to Chris, and he's smiling wider than ever. He must realise I'm staring at him, so he turns to look at me back.

As soon as we make eye contact, I shuffle on the bed and turn my back to him. From the corner of my eye, I can see his smile fade, and he turns back to his game.

I don't know why I'm feeling like this. I'm not upset about the subs. Is it jealousy? Am I feeling jealous of all the attention Chris is giving this random girl? I guess I am. It's hard not to when he left cuddling you to praise some random girl on the internet.

"Matt, I'm lowkey getting tired. After this round, I'm gonna hop off," Chris says, and through my peripheral vision, I can see him look at me.

He's lying. He's not tired at all, it's only 3am. He can sense something is wrong with me, and that's why he's hopping off the game.

But, as he said, he finished up the round and ended stream.

"Babe, what's wrong?" He asks, standing up from the chair and making his way over to me on the bed. I pretend not to hear him and shuffle slightly further away from him. He notices my actions and repeats his question.

"Why are you in a mood? Is it cause I streamed with Matt?" He continues to ask questions, but I continue to ignore him. I don't know why I'm doing this. Maybe I just want him to pay attention to me, too.

He realises the game I'm playing and decides to change the rules.

He leans down and begins to place soft kisses on my neck. I'm fighting to not close my eyes and keep looking at my screen, but the feeling is consuming me, and I let my eyes flutter close.

"Why are you ignoring me, baby? What can I do to hear your pretty voice, hm?" He says between kisses. Fuck, he knew exactly what he was doing.

He then grabs my phone out of my hand and throws it somewhere on the bed. He forcefully turns me to lay on my back and places himself between my legs, bringing his face up to mine.

"Are you gonna tell me what's wrong, or do you want to keep playing the silent game?" He challenges. I'm looking into his dark and tired eyes, enough to get lost in them.

"It's not fair," I mutter under my breath, but loud enough for him to hear.

"What's not fair, my love?" He asks, rewarding me with another kiss on my neck for answering him.

"All the attention you were showing that stupid girl," I say. My panties are already soaked by the few simple kisses that he had given me. If he continues like this, I'll have to wring out my thong.

A smirk subtly grows on his lips, and he dips his head back down to my neck for another reward. "Are you jealous, baby?" He whispers against my skin.

Fuck. He was driving me insane.

"Yeah, so what?" I ask, challenging him back. I then feel his lips attach to my neck. I gasp softly when he begins to lightly suck on my sweet spot.

"I'm so sorry baby, let me show you the attention you deserve," he says, moving back up to my face. His soft lips crash into mine, and his hands explore my body. My body feels like it's on fire, and I'm craving him more than ever.

"Chris, please," I beg. I'm begging him for something more, I need more.

"I know, baby," he coos. He then brings his hands to the hem of my shirt and lifts it over my head when he sees my nod of approval. He instantly wraps his warm mouth around my nipple and I shudder at the new sensation. He lifts his hand to my other nipple and begins to roll it between his fingertips.

By now, soft moans are escaping my mouth from the stimulation, but I'm still hungry for more. I buck my hips at him to indicate what I really want. He notices my desperate actions and separates himself from my chest.

He hooks his fingers over the band of my sweatpants and yanks them down, revealing my soaked thong.

"Fuck, look at you," He rasps, admiring the patch of wetness that seeped through my underwear. I whine at his comment, I need him so bad. He then peels his own clothes off, leaving himself in just his boxers.

As he pulls his last item of clothing off, his swollen cock sprung out. I sigh at the sight in front of me. I'll never get over this view.

"Be a good girl and get on your hands and knees," he says stroking his cock a few times and rubbing his pre-cum all over his head.

I swiftly move into the position he ordered, and I feel his hand on my lowerback, pushing me into a deeper arch. At this point, my ass is completely in the air, and I'm ready for him to use me.

I feel him pull my thong to the side, letting the cold air in the room hit my warm and wet pussy. With no hesitation, he slides his cock into me with ease, filling me up. We both moan at the contact.

He instantly starts ramming into me, showing no mercy whatsoever. My arms give out immediately, and my face is smushed into a pillow.

"Isn't this what you wanted? My attention," He grunts out from behind me, placing a firm slap on my right ass cheek. I let out a strangled moan, allowing myself to grip the bedsheets.

"Answer you attention whore," he repeats, placing another slap on my ass.

"Y-yes, fuck!" I yelp. He continues to ruthlessly fuck my pussy and I feel the heat in my lower stomach build. I was coming close to finishing. Between the dirty talk, the spanks, and of course the fucking, I wasn't going to last long at all.

"C-chris m'gonna...f-finish," I stutter out. My knuckles are turning white from how intensely I'm gripping the sheets.

"Yeah? Come on my cock like the good girl you are," he groans, placing another spank on my cheek. I bet that by now, my ass is glowing red.

His words push me over the edge, and I violently shake beneath him, allowing a flow of curse words to leave my mouth as he helps me ride out my high and bring himself to his own.

"Fuck. Your such a jealous whore and look how I have you, you think I'm fuckin' other girls like this? Hm?" He asks, pounding into me even harder. I'm starting to become oversensitive, but I know he's about to come any second.

I feel his hands grip my hips hard enough to leave bruises and his warm cum coats my insides. His movements begin to slow, and I let out a satisfied sigh. I feel him pull his limp cock out of my full pussy and he moves to lay beside me.

I crumble next to him and place my head on his chest. Our sweaty bodies are still for a moment as we attempt to catch our breath after the best cardio session ever.

"Jealousy cured?" He smiles, looking down at me.

"Definitely. I'm sorry for being a bitch earlier," I apoligise, giving a sincere smile. Before he can reply, his phone buzzes.

"Who the fuck is texting at almost 4am?" He questions, as he unlocks his phone. He opens his texts and sees a message from Matt:

'Tired my ass, u guys are disgusting'

He pans his phone over to me, and we both die from laughter. The rest of the night is spent cuddling and watching tv together, just the way I love it.

a/n; this is long as shitttt. anywhoo, thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoyed another one of my 4am creations. love youu <33.

[fizzie-frog]

At the beginning I didn't like Blitz. Like, when I first started the series. But as with time (and as I found out just how damn much I kin him, sadly), I began to really like him. And while I knew my fondness of him was growing, I don't know why it took me a Helluva goat short to have this specific-yet-weirdly-hard-to-describe lowkey feel of "Damn, I just like Blitz more and more", but here I am.

Anyway, here is Blitz with a goat.

He's too pure for a professional murderer.

Also, also...

All hail the IMP VIP goat.

[melvika]

I need the tea on the ATLA AU you referenced in the tags. Sevika as an earth and metal bender......hmm. Maybe Mel could be a metal bender too. But she gives water or fire energy too. Hmm.

so i’ve actually already done a lot of brainstorming for this because atla and arcane are my favorite western animation series. also currently commissioning the goat @g-vlssz for what i’ve had in mind 🥰♥️

but yea, i think mel is absolutely a firebender avatar. the entire medarda family are firebenders and sevika is an earthbender who can also metalbend. lowkey wanna headcanon her as a lavabender too while i’m at it 🤫

i have several melvika fics in the works including the atla au but idk when i’ll actually finish it because i’ve been obsessed with playing infinity nikki over my winter break and catching up with old friends/family while also preparing myself for the new year 😅

regardless, please enjoy this side by side comparison i used for visualizing my mel avatar truthing because this pic reminded me of aang 🫡

[delayed-affection]

Spring break pt3

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Y/n.Hughes

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Jackhughes what not being able to go more than a week without each other?

Y/n.Hughes …

Lhughes _06 maybe

Mackie.samo the goat is back!! 🐐

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Y/n.Hughes is that even a question 🙄

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[whatevermakesyoubreak]

🔪❤️‍🔥 a few (lot) of my personal illumi sfw/nsfw headcanons:

> these are strictly regarding my illumi x oc [ft. hisoka and chrollo] fic, sic infit, (which is essentially succession ft. the zoldyck’s & a bit of a romcom starring illumi), so yes— some of these will be ooc & a few of them include lira so if u don’t like her, keep scrolling idk.

- actually has the most unhinged sense of humor. sassy as FUCK but it’s hard to tell because he speaks as if he’s being completely serious. he finds a lot of things funny— especially things he shouldn’t— but just doesn’t express it unless he absolutely cannot keep a straight face anymore. (we all remember his goddamn sea lion laughing face, right?)

- is actually quite dense when it comes to anything besides assassination. not at all stupid, just… dense.

- however, illumi is a man with a plan if nothing else. he rarely if ever will go into a situation with no preparation, research, etc.

- he likes movies! all genres too— anything from thrillers, comedy, art house, classics, horror, romantic comedies, dramas, foreign films, etc— he likes them all, but only if they meet his standards. (i.e, he hates slasher films because he finds them unrealistic, some films are too artsy for him, and he has trouble understanding some romantic dramas). his favorite series is the Hellraiser series— he took lots of inspiration from Pinhead. (the movie him and Lira were watching in chapter 2 was Requiem For A Dream!)

- this motherfucker has a DIRTY mouth. i firmly believe that he cannot form a single thought without there being some form of profanity involved. however, he doesn’t express this unless he feels comfortable around someone, i.e, Lira, Hisoka, his family. he’s a master of code switching when around upper-class people, but goddamn— Kikyo should’ve been washing his mouth out with soap instead of stringing him up tbh.

- that dirty mouth of his carries over to… other areas as well. says the FOULEST, FILTHIEST and NASTIEST things during sex & you wouldn’t expect it at ALL.

- hair pulling and boobs. that is all.

- switch. enough said.

- speaking of sex, he’s hung like a fucking horse & knows it.

- also, that stoic, inexpressive & unemotional exterior of his? yeah, that shatters like glass the second this man gets horny. like he fully gets stuuupid cock/pussydrunk. he can’t even think properly anymore. he’s feral— slurring his words, drooling, begging— you name it, all while saying the filthiest shit. once he’s there, he’s there. y’all don’t wanna hear me you just wanna dance, but he’s a mess. he’s so repressed otherwise there’s no alternative than but to be the epitome of actual depravity.

- when he subs, he is a big baby, whiny, brat boy who wants to be used, bullied, and to also be told how pretty he is. he wants it messy too— as filthy and depraved as possible. he’s a fucking perv lowkey.

- when he doms, he doms— but not in your average ways— he definitely likes manhandling his partner as well as when there’s a considerable size difference (like Lira’s short ass lmao), because he likes the literal primal feeling of control it gives him.

- contrary to popular belief, i think he’d enjoy a bit of attitude as well from his partner— just so he could condescend the fuck out of them— of course. “what happened to, ‘more Illu,’ and, ‘please, Illu?’ I thought you wanted me like this...” could be considered a brat tamer?? maybe??

- as i said, he’s a huge dirty talker, but he’s more patronizing and condescending than outright derogatory. he’s also surprisingly good with giving praise, but if HE’S getting praised? gg’s goodnight & goodbye— that man is now officially whipped.

- he has an oral fixation & is an absolute MUNCH/THROAT GOAT. and he’s sloppppyyyyy with it too omg. (this is literally canon, cuz why tf was he licking those needles???)

- simultaneously has a breeding kink and is TERRIFIED to knock someone up before marriage. oh, illumi.

- a true bisexual, and has no preference. it truly depends on the person for him.

- mommy issues & daddy issues. like… bad. like… the enmeshment and parentification are real with this one.

- genuinely hates his father but can’t admit it to himself. he won’t even allow himself to think that way. it would literally make his brain explode from the cognitive dissonance.

- fairly indifferent towards his mother, but subconsciously latches on to any sort of nurturing/female care he can get due to never receiving it as a child. this shows heavily in the speed of development with his relationship with Lira.

- even though he does not like his father, he appreciates how his father and mother’s relationship functions. he ultimately respects women— perhaps to the point of putting them on a pedestal.

- i think he’s actually a bit of a romantic in the way he wants to do everything regarding his partner(s), especially with how badly he wants children and a family of his own— it’s just very very verrrryyyyy repressed & tainted with darkness and possession. but, once he loves, he loves for life. in his own illumi way, of course.

- he’s a heavy drinker. he’s not an alcoholic, but he definitely drinks more than he should, especially after jobs. prefers scotch on the rocks to anything else, but absolutely will not turn down a fruity/sweet drink either. someone please give this man a pina colada.

- drunk illumi is a menace to society, and he has to consume quite a bit of liquor in order to get there— hence why it rarely happens— but once he’s inebriated, that man is the most unfiltered and clingy bastard there is. there is nothing keeping him from speaking his mind at this point and it’s either offensive or hilarious depending on who u are.

- eats like an amusement park raccoon when he’s away from home. literally no idea how he’s so strong when his diet is 80% sugar, 10% booze, and 10% grease.

- doesn’t actually spend that much time on his hair. uses very high-quality products, but otherwise, he’s just genetically blessed. he can let that shit air dry.

- he DOES care about his hair though— when Lira singed the ends, he was PISSED. he also cares a lot about the rest of his appearance. he likes being called pretty— why wouldn’t he keep up with his looks?

- he likes when she braids his hair. sometimes they wear matching twin french or dutch braids while training. Kalluto is lowkey jealous because his hair is too short to join in.

- he has a skill for applying makeup & wigs on himself and others. before he mastered his abilities, he used to disguise himself the old fashioned way.

- he secretly really wants to dress Lira up like his own personal doll, i.e, do her makeup, hair, pick her outfit, etc. not for any weird control reasons, but genuinely because he thinks she’d be cute. he values his life too much to ever tell her this.

- illumi is actually not the best at hand-to-hand combat. he’s an assassin, not a fighter. his job is to kill, not win. by no means is he unskilled, but when compared to others who ARE masterful close quarters combatants, i.e, Lira, he is only above average. (only ‘above average’ like that’s supposed to be bad lmao)

- has an eidetic memory & pretends to forget things in order to catch people in lies.

- is actually not as socially inept or awkward as he comes off. he’s had to do his fair share of seduction and deception in his line of work, so he knows how to charm people to an extent if he really wants to.

- however… his version of flirting with someone he actually likes is staring at them very hard from across a room. he thinks this is him being obvious btw.

- he likes to watch the clouds in his spare time. literally for no reason. he just finds it relaxing. he also likes the sun, contrary to his appearance.

- he does a lot of things for no reason, tbh. he feels rather lost without having someone to assassinate, due to any drastic sort of individuality being discouraged during his upbringing and never really having developed a hobby, so besides stalking Killua, occasionally entertaining Hisoka, and before he met Lira, he tended to do random things in his spare time on a whim.

- he doesn’t like the ocean, snow, or rain, particularly because he hates being cold and wet at the same time. kind of like a cat. has heated bathroom floors for this reason.

- he doesn’t kill for pleasure. he lacks the sadistic tendencies that people like Hisoka, Lira, & Kalluto have. he simply kills because it’s his job, he likes money, & he sees it as his duty as a Zoldyck.

- he is actually a lot more rational and compassionate than he lets on. compassionate may be the wrong word— he just tries to give his targets quick deaths and doesn’t prefer to see anyone suffer unless they’ve angered him. he also won’t kill anyone if he deems it pointless or isn’t getting paid.

- however— he will do anything, and i mean ANYTHING to get what he wants. very machiavellian in nature when he’s focused.

- he doesn’t consider Lira or Hisoka to be distractions even though they quite literally are. he’s a hypocrite, but we all love him for it.

- his love language is gift giving. he will buy someone he cares about anything they look at for more than two seconds.

- he also values quality time. he will follow Lira around like a cat just saying and doing nothing, only wanting to be around her.

- he wants to get married. like, actually married, not just killing-contract married.

- he also wants children. plural.

- scorpio sun, capricorn rising, cancer moon. (ooooh that moon/rising opposition SHOWS)

- can be somewhat traditional when it comes to gender roles, which is rather ironic given his choice in partner(s). he believes it’s the man’s job to protect and provide, and has no issue doing so, even if it’s done in the most deranged ways.

- he cannot remember the majority of his childhood, only bits here and there.

- ptsd? more like P! T! S! D!

- he likes people that can get under his skin. he enjoys banter.

- notices everything, and i mean EVERYTHING. he is extremely observant, but quietly and carefully holds on to the information/patterns he sees— just in case he needs to use that information against someone.

- he has EXPENSIVE taste— forget designer, i’m talking custom made couture and shit like that. designer to him is like loungewear.

- he actually prefers dogs to cats. he wouldn’t be opposed to having a smaller dog of his own one day, but can’t currently because Mike would eat it. he doesn’t hate cats, however, he just doesn’t like how they all seem to want to play with his hair.

- actually, i think he rather likes all animals. not in a Lira-esque “i love animals because it’s fun to imagine what they’d look like with no skin,” type of way, but actually likes them.

- while he likes most animals, he has an irrational hatred of birds. literally zero reason for this. maybe jealousy?

- he values usefulness and patience in his partners and also finds their homicidal tendencies exasperating, especially Lira’s. he does not want a weak partner, nor a victim.

- when it comes to his relationships, he is very very possessive, to the point where it should be scary. however, Lira is also insane and just finds it sweet.

- while obsessive and possessive, he has absolutely no interest in abusing his partner in any way. the thought itself disgusts him. he didn’t see his father do that to his mother outside of training, so why would he ever do that to his own partner?

- when it comes to his partner, he wants to see them happy and safe, not insecure and miserable. like, he saw Lira get insecure ONE time and almost self-destructed and proceeded to basically glitch in order to change her mood.

- he would rather be alone than with someone who didn’t meet his standards.

- he’s either really good at communication or really fucking bad. no in-between.

- he’s not a big cuddler— he’s the type to just lay his entire body weight on top of someone— but just because it feels nice to him. he doesn’t really care if he’s smothering the other person— if he chose them, they should be strong enough for him, right? he does make an exception occasionally and allows Lira to hold him, but that’s typically for access to her boobs… so. he prefers having her sit in his lap, or alternatively, sitting in Hisoka’s lap himself.

- his hair moves on its own a lot— not only when he’s angry, but also whenever he’s feeling anything intense, i.e. lust, euphoria, etc. it can range from the way it whips around when he’s bloodlusted to just stirring as if he’s standing in a gentle breeze.

- hates wearing shirts at home. he’s in expensive lounge pants and nothing else— maybe a tank top and crewneck sweatshirt if he absolutely has to— but other than that? shirtless lumi always.

[nyarumitsu]

before the year ends, i'm just going to make some sappy post about ace attorney and how much this franchise or game series has changed my life so much for the better this year.

i don't know, but ace attorney really does find you when you lowkey need it the most. i've always been interested in ace attorney, and have watched several gameplays and even bought the trilogy a couple of years ago but only this year have i really played it for real. and i have very bad short-term memory so i totally forgot all the plotpoints that i have previously watched from gameplays...

i've never had the best summer breaks, such is the the fate of some guy born into a low income family who just rots at home for majority of the break. (unfortunate for me, who is also a sucker for socialization.) i don't hate it, but i certainly also don't like it too much.

when i picked up the trilogy for the first time during the start of my summer break, it really set the mood for the rest of my break where i played endlessly until inreached spirit of justice. and boy was i hooked. i was even more than hooked to be honest, it felt like the game series saved me.

depressive episodes be damned, this silly game about lawyers and ridiculous cases will help me cope! except, ace attorney was more than a "silly lawyer game". this year might as well be one of the worst years i have ever lived, and i had a total depressive episode + Not So Good Thoughts about my life—but ace attorney helped me so much.

because at the end of the day, ace attorney wasn't just about ridiculous characters and impossible cases. it was also about strength. every single one of the main characters has withstood immense and intense traumatic experiences and found hope and a better future for themselves through it. as corny as it may sound, i found myself in them at their lowest and most hopeless. i almost really did consider giving up, until i realized these characters have gone through so much as well... but they never really relented.

it's corny, it's cliche, but i'm being so for real when i say ace attorney helped me live. this is so much more than a comfort game series to me at this point, it's one of the most important things in my life. crazy thing to say, but it really is true..... whether i like it or not. it just hit me thinking about what all the characters went through (phoenix and maya especially) but they still lived through it.

trials & tribulations deserve a special shout out for the best quote in the entirety of the series in my opinion, and has really helped put things into perspective for me.

"it's only natural for living creatures to fight to protect their own lives. but what makes us human is that we fight for others. but who do you fight for? how hard must you fight...? that's the true measure of what human life is worth.

we defense attorneys are warriors who are constantly challenged by that question. even when the battle is over, and the bonds that connect us are severed... we always return...

time and time again. mia, maya, pearls, mr. armando... ...and maya's mother, too... i learned that... from all of them."

ace attorney is so much more than what it's mostly known for, and i really do suggest for everyone to play the first trilogy for themselves because of how life-changing it genuinely is. it's about living despite it all, and the trilogy really nails this theme so well. i will never ever regret picking up this game series that has saved my life countless times this year. through all my ups and downs, it was there for me. i really owe so much to how much this game has influenced me, especially at probably one of the biggest turning points of my teenage life. THIS IS SO CORNY PLEASE, BUT I GENUINELY CANNOT END THIS YEAR WITHOUT THANKING MY GOAT.

[carelessflower]

saturday recap 🌶️🎎

pretty uneventful day today

look at this sonny angel section i saw on the way to the mall

okay so i literally got pushed to work on Saturday unpaid btw, so I gotta go back asap and decide spontaneously, for the first time in my life, to go eat Korean rice cake buffet alone, I think two employees did glance my way but it a good meal, my stomach too full though, it still bloaty

also when i only now know miniso has perfume, and making dupes of designer brands? lmaooo, also I swear this one cherry blossom perfume spell exactly like the one candied cucumber perfume I got at home

also look at the disney princess designed fragance, lowkey cringe but cute?

ariel one very freshness of the ocean but not like salty ocean it bathroom ocean, very much remind me some perfume from dior

aurora got a very soft rose, powdery smell, the scent sleeping like her

belle got strong, strong sweet velvet rose

snow white perfume is literally candied apple, open with a bit of citrus bergamot then all you smell is candied apple

the blind box corner in miniso, they're so SO CUTE I WANT I NEED

even bookstore selling baby three now lmaooo, but they inflated the price way too much for my liking, capitalism you will pay, also look at the packaging on that doodoo banana box. emma wedding blind box also so cute

another corner in another toy store, i would literally buy all if I can

let me gather all my wishlist here like im manifesting them into existence

Emma Secret Forest Poetry Party Blind Box Series

literally gorgeous gorgeous girl, my bias is the one with the red hat, blue hat, and the one with the white hate with emma words but I'll be fine with getting any except the one with the horns and the purple one

Manchao Blind Box Version 3 RongRong Everyday

i want the snowman and the flower

Babythree

yes somehow i want them all, i want babythree zodiac virgo with the pretty eyes and the correct expression I WANT THE POUT, baby three version 2 zipper with pretty eyes (mắt nước, mắt dora mắt đẹp please), the unicorn one with pretty eyes, the goat one with pretty eyes, ANYTHING from lucky cat with zipper one with pretty eyes

[murfpersonalblog]

Mayfair Witches S2E2 (Show & Book Spoilers) - Julien & Cortland Delivered!

Rest in peace Gifford; rot in pieces Alicia.

Poor thing thought that she was reading everyone else's fate in the tarot, when she was really reading her own. U_U

Uhhh, nice to meet you too, Mr. I-Used-To-Swim-In-The-Ocean. 🤨

Gurl, then you'll LOVE Lasher. 🤦

I am so happy we're getting the hemorrhages plot, but I need them to start saying that they're miscarriages.

Cuz it's not that Lasher wants to "seduce", that's a lie--he wants to BREED. But I guess the Insider interviews doesn't wanna give it away.

I'm getting the sense that AMC!Lasher is way more ignorant than book!Lasher. As in, he doesn't know what he wants from the Mayfairs, the way book!Lasher did. Cuz book!Lasher was a MONSTER with Rowan, he had her literally tied to the bed, until she got pregnant. And he knew shew was pregnant before she did, cuz he could talk with Emaleth. He knew exactly wtf he was doing, but was just playing dumb cuz he KNEW not to trust her.

JFC Rowan, WHY would you say that to him!? You're supposed to be tryna get him to NOT run away & kill more Mayfairs, you effing IDIOT!

I'm almost feeling BAD for Lasher, cuz he really does seem lost. I don't like that; I want him to be a VILLAIN. They seem to be really softening Lasher's edges, and it's lame--esp. since you're saying he's a "demon"--well then show us that already!

That bug seems to have started GLOWING when it drank Lasher's blood. I legit thought it was gonna grow in size and be the size of a dog or something crazy, LOL. 😅

DANG, Jojo! 😂 She's a straight savage--see Rowan, THIS is a woman who stands on BUSINESS! Eff Cortand! 🤣

Interesting masks. I wonder if they mean anything, and exactly which ghosts these are supposed to be--maybe the most recent Mayfair victims of Cortland: Dierdre, Antha & Stella? 🤔 Cuz ALL of the witches were haunting the house, IIRC.

Julien as this awful tyrannical father who "made" him do everything is interesting. But I agree with Rowan (omg no 🤦🤢), cuz there's plenty of effed up things Cortland did long after Julien was dead (fathering Rowan on his own daughter Dierdre being one of them). It wasn't for Julien, and it wasn't for the family; it was for power & ego, plain & simple. Cortland wanted to prove that he was important & indispensable, and with Dierdre a vegetable, Rowan being flakey, Carlotta being evil AF and Mona being just a kid, HE was the one pretty much running the legacy. Which was a big deal, cuz everyone knew ALL the men in the family were effing useless eunuchs Lasher was never interested in giving his power to--except for Julien. 💦🍆

Good googly moogly! 💀😂 (Oh, the horror--stepping out and NOT being incestuous for once! The humanity~~~!)

💀😂 BEST SCENE IN THE WHOLE SERIES. 💀😂 Julien's eating his arm with a MACHETE, whaaaaaaat!?! THE GOAT! See, THIS is the pocket AMC needs to stay in; Anne Rice is best when she's effing WEIRD, and this cannibalism scene fits in SO perfectly with her vibe. Don't be afraid to be GROSS and effed up & visceral & graphic!

Sounds like John 6:39-41 Bible verses gone HELLA wrong.

But I wonder if this is AMC's version of Ancient Evelyn's prophecy that she told Oncle Julien?

"Slay the flesh that is not human Trust to weapons crude and cruel.... Make the dead come back to witness...."

Cuz the Mayfairs thought Evelyn's prophecy meant that by bringing Lasher into the world, he'd show them all how to be reborn again and cheat death. But they'd already cheated death by being ghosts haunting the house--their immortality was ALREADY won, in that they'd damned their souls by working with Lasher. They lowkey MADE him evil--I think Rowan was MAYBE onto something, that if he'd been treated/raised right, he probably wouldn't be Hell on wheels. But none of the Mayfairs intended to use him for good.

And I'm glad that AMC's calling out how much Rowan loves all the new magical powers she has--which she never had to THIS degree in the books. It's like ghost!Millie said: Rowan's not serious about killing Lasher, cuz he'd be dead already if she was.

Like, Rowan didn't need to raise that storm--ghost!Millie was like it'll inconvenience Lasher for an hour, tops. She raised the storm cuz she wanted to see if she COULD do that kind of magic--power & ego.

CIPRIEN. My brother in Christ. PLEASE don't tick me off, I like you.

I hated this heifer Alicia in S1, I hate her in S2, and I DGAF about her in the books. Bye, Felicia.

Omfg AMC, SHOW US!! Don't just TELL us! Those are the best parts of the book! That's where the HORROR is! 🤦

Chile, run screaming in the opposite direction if you know what's good for you, Lark--eff them puzzles. But ISTG the dialogue on this show is so freaking mediocre, but it's made even worse by the flat AF delivery by mediocre acting. It's not cute, it's not charming, it's cringe.

Esta if you don't stop lying right now. 🙄😒 IF ONLY Daddario had chemistry with ANYONE on this show, omg it would be so much better to watch.

As for Episode 3:

DO NOT tell me MillennialFledgling!Felix is gonna jump Lasher and drink his blood! 👀 That can only end badly, right????

But yeah, this is much more interesting than S1. Lasher wasn't a PROBLEM in S1, the stakes were too low, cuz AMC never established wtf he was or why people should be afraid of him. S2 has the benefit of a more action-packed 2nd book, where Mayfairs are dropping like flies, Lasher's missing, and we got more details about WHAT the Mayfairs are (since AMC obvs DGAF about explaining WHO they are). So this is a major improvement--a low bar, granted, but still. Hopefully they keep it up.

[slapjacq]

okay red valley first listen, round 5 s3ep3-While you were Hypersleeping 3:

Im gonna try and finish it today i believe in me

S3ep3:

Clive is having the time of his life and honestly I’m loving it for him

Real as fuck Pam I don’t blame you one bit

Dude what the fuck was that

ARE THEY SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY

JESUS CHRIST WHAT EVEN

oh so we’re being realistic with our political climates oh lovely

I mean SHES NOT WRONG

oh wow

Oh yeah

look I love Clive and Pam but if these guys go out like this I um, I don’t think I’ll mind too terribly

BLOW UP THE SHIP BLOW UP THE SHIP

AUBREY? HOMEGIRLS DOING ON THE GROUND WORK AND ACTIVISM?? LETS GO THATS WHY SHES THE GOAT

Clive and Pam god love you two filthy bastards, but uh Aubrey’s not wrong idk

I was originally gonna be like wow this is kind of an underwhelming episode but honestly I should know better by now

S3ep4:

Sorry Pam girly I got no sympathy for you rn

Clive buddy you are fucking heartless and lowkey an idiot I’m not gonna lie you’re starting to sound like a certain billionaire I know.

Also the weight of the election tomorrow is ABSOLUTELY NOT weighing on me as I listen to this

Ah wow I miss whimsy this is not whimsical guys this is deeply depressing to listen to.

oh wow Clive’s getting FUCKED OVER ISNT HE

hes being captained to a sinking ship Jesus h Christ

Oh wow

That just got even more depressing Jesus

Head in my hands clutching my head dear god-

Red Valley writers you twisted mfs you’ve done it again

S3ep5:

The Americans are in the house

GUYS WE ARE AMERICAN WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE THE GUNS

My head is in my hands Jesus fucking Christ

Holy fucking shit JESUS WHY ARE PEOPLE GETTING SHOT

bro Becca is kind of a G for that I can’t even lie Fran was fucking off her rocker

Subaru Casket, my new Midwest emo band

America has a weird history with frogs, DMT, now this

It didn’t go for 1000 years? Shocker (no offense Pam but there’s just no shot even with the fancy ones Overhead had)

Honestly at this point if mfs like Clive and Becca are gonna be actively destroying the world, then uh, ig get used to dying in it like the rest of us.

This shit got so dark I’m a little upset now, I can’t lie. Hopefully the “while you were hypersleeping” series cheers me up a bit.

While you were hypersleeping:

Oh Warren buddy

Someone get this man a cup of tea and some cookies

Also let him know what’s going on. Like this man knows nothing ever, which honestly almost is one of the main tragedies of this character. This dude has been in the dark for almost 45 years straight with everything.

“I need to see him, please” someone put me out of my misery please LET THIS MF SEE HIS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT NERD I BEG OF THEE

Gordon was such a dramatic bitch lmao his memoir is simultaneously the worst and best thing so far.

Bro had a Power Nap.

Something something those affected by ptsd experience a level of time insensitivity if experienced trauma for extensive periods of time, something something Warren Godby’s sense of time and space must be so fucked up to the point in which his brain is gonna at least take upwards of two working months for it to finally come to that realization that he is when and where he is.

God Gordon is such a fucking nerd (affectionate)

Gordon WAS ORIGINALLY AN ARCHIVIST FROM THE BEGINNING????

ALSO THE FUCKING SOUND DESIGN MAKES MY BRAIN GO BRRR AND MY HEART SING

Oh Jesus Gordon waits for Oscar the way WARREN IS WAITING FOR GORDON AHSGSHSJSJSHSBSBAVAV MY FUCKIGN HEART EVERYTHING HURTS ALSO THE SOUND OF RAIN ON THE CAR JUST MAKES MY BRAIN MELT

Oh jesus Warren buddy it’s not your fault dude

Oh god those haikus are incredible

IM CAUGHT UP FUCK ME DUDE THIS FUCKING WYWHS HAS ALSO DESTROYED ME BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY JESUS CHRIST

[aomiiine]

https://www.tumblr.com/6ronze/765682079593807873/httpswwwtumblrcom6ronze765676005401706496ah?source=share

AHHHH THANK YOU IM GLAD YOU LIKE MY ART (USE MY REFERENCES LIKE THE BIBLE) AND HONESTLY I MYSELF MAY NOT LIKE KISAKI (BC HE GOT MY GOAT KILLED) BUT LIKE AT THE SAME TIME HES ACC RLLY TRAGIC AS A CHARACTER YOU GET ME

LIKE BAJI HAS SUCH A GOOD PERSONALITY (HES LOYAL PROTECTICE, ACC RLLY CARRING AND ATTENTIVE TO ANAIMALS AND HIS FRIENDS. HE LOVES HIS FRIENDS SO MUCH AND HE DONT WAANNW MAKE HIS MOM CRY. SURE HE BEATS UP PPL WHEN HES HUNGRY AND SLEEPY ANAS BURNS CARS BUT SO WHAT? HES MY BABYDADDY)

I CAN GLAZE THIS MAN ALL DAY IF YOU LET EM LIKE I ACC HAVE A OC/SELFINSERT I CREATED JUST TO SHIP WITH HIM AND SHSE LOWKEY DONT HAVE A LOT OF LORE BUT IDC. ITS 2024.

Here's my bbg BTW :33

i GET UR THOUGHTS ON KISAKI SO BAD CS LIKE BRO KILLED OFF SO MAY PEOPLE AND CAUSED THE SUFFERING OF MOST CHARACTERS dude i only like him cs he’s so hot during that one toman timeline where he killed chifuyu😔 hair slicked back with a strand hanging over his eyes and sleeves rolled up. URGH okay.

BAJI IS CONSIDERABLY ONE OF THE MOST SANE AND GREENFLAG MAN IN THE SERIES hes such a family man it makes me sob they way he cares for his mother sm imagine how hed take care of his wife &u just reminded me he loves burning shit down lmao😭😭

ur oc is pretty wthh you should write up selfships between u & baji that’d be so cute :((

[typekiku]

TSUKIHIME FASHION REVIEW 2!!

HELLO EVERYONE!!

it is i your epic and incredible kiku

patiently waits for applause

well damn ok no applause...

MOVING ON... considering im just screaming into the void who cares for applause anyways RIGHT?

so this is more of me ranting about the designs of the characters from the single greatest media franchise since barney that is tsukihime. lets get right into it with the man the legend the GOAT the weirdo our beloved...

SHIKI TOHNO

this man saw a bad bitch like arcueid and dressed up like this holy shit.

like lets think about this for a second

he saw ARCUEID

ARCUEID BRUNESTUD

and dressed up like that?

is he not ashamed?

if it was me id be dressing up like im the king of england (forgive me for mentioning engl*nd) but no this boy wore that shirt

a thousand curses on shiki tohno

this is his normal getup and it aint too bad tbh. in fact i lowkey fuck with it. i may even find this good looking (random fun fact: this is the first time we ever see shiki and its not even in the original vn its from plus disc)

i get hes a student but why the fuck are you dressed up like that in evening anyways actually wtf.

his taste in fashion is really questionable even more so then the GODDESS arcueid

now THIS is what i want even if i can still see that abomination of a shirt

the apron with mushroom man himself making an appearance is cute but more importantly theres a certain GODDESS arcueid who is my wife (dont correct me on this matter i have proof) in this picture which drives up his rizz by 100 points

and hes serving food like any good servant servant should...

goddamn arcueid is cute... good on her! good on her.

um what were we talking about?

ok onto the remake shiki because im SICK of og designs and seriously missing my wife arcueid

ok this like most remake (re)designs actually looks really good i cant lie. he doesnt have that godawful abysmal shitty trash ugly painful terrible demonic shirt

THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THIS SHIRT. THI-

sorry i cant help it. i live in fear of it. i mourn my innocence i lost upon sight of this THING. how dare you takeuchi for invading my eyesight with this thing. he also designed arcueid tho so i guess it all evens out

look at this world that could've been... a peaceful world.. a complete world....

Arcueid receiving a variety of incredibly beautiful dresses while shiki receives... jacket and jacket and uh jacket i mean they really couldve had everything.

ok he did get another jacket in the series im sorry i stand corrected but i really like the black shirt!! thats an upgrade and a HALF

yay shiki

seriously i miss arcueid

anyways this is where ill stop befor-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

ok enough im sick and tired of the visual abuse

anyways its time for me to go and play tunguska so i can kick koyanskayas incredibly alluring ass. feel free to uh do whatever ig

[neonmetro]

HAI....SO LIKE,, OPINIONS ON MAHOU SHOJO.......... PERSONALLY IM A DIE HARD FOR IT

I've been into it since I was like 5. My parents have videos of me dancing to the music of like Precure and stuff....WHICH IS LOWKEY EMBARRASSING BUT WHATEVER

Favorite Magical Girls series 👀👀

I personally REALLY like Precure, madoka magica, and card captor sakura, and tokyo mew mew ( BUT OBVIOUSLY MORE ) I WOULD LOVEEEE TO HERE YOU RANT ABOUT YOUR LOVE FOR IT 💞💞💞💞💞💞

-Paris anon

I LOVE MAHOU SHOUJO!!!!!!!!!! i have SO MANY THOUGHTS ON IT YOU HAVE NO IDEAAA!!!!

it's so good. the tropes are so funny and endearing (the running to school toast thing is the most iconic thing ever) and its SO NICE TO HAVE A BOTH EPISODIC YET CONTINUOUS STORY LINE... I LOVE MAGICAL GIRL OUTFITS ITS PEAK I FEAR

i grew up on shit like sailor moon (good lord this changed the trajectory of my life forever), kitchen princess, pichi pichi pitch mermaid melody, and shugo chara (oh my god i am obsessed with shugo chara you have no idea) so um. so far my favorite is sailor moon + shugo chara but i really have to watch utena and cardcaptor ... those will probably make it on top

SAILOR MOON'S CHARACTER DESIGN/DRESSES ARE GENUINELY SOOOO AGUGHGHGHG i love the inbetween pages for mahou shoujo especially like. naoko takeuchi's fashion sense is genuinely peak (like i said i love her dresses especially)

i don't really remember all that much about kitchen princess? but it was cute i liked the food and how much the main character liked hokkaido and flan but i also read it out of order bc UGH OTHER people want to read it TOO (art style is so cute though augh)

PICHI PICHI PITCH LEGIT SHAPED MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD EXCEPT IT WAS JUST THE FIRST VOLUME BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW PIRATING EXISTED AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET MORE VOLUMES SO I JUST REREAD THE FIRST VOLUME OVER AND OVER AND OVER i got the book at like a bookstore used and it was just peak to me at the time (i tried going back to it. genuinely cannot get past it now i fear)

shugo chara.

FUCK I AM SO OBSESSED WITH SHUGO CHARA THE CONCEPT OF EGGS AND HOW HAVING YOUR DREAM EGG BROKEN AND LEAVING YOU BROKEN IS SO DEVASTATING AMU IS A LITERAL 5TH GRADER AND SHE GOES THROUGH ALL THIS SHIT i love you utau peach pit cannot make me hate her. her arc of having her talent abused because she's just that desperate to save her brother is so devastating, AND TADASE. MY GOAT. MY KING. YOU CAN RULE THE WORLD I BELIEVE IN YOU SEKAII ITEEE his arc is also just so bad. his grandma dies. his dog dies. his adoptive siblings leave him. now he wants to rule the world so everyone in the world can be happy because he will carry their burdens FOR THEM FUCK ITS ALL JUST SO GOOD!!!!

its definitely one of the mangas i can actually go back on and read it it holds up so well and the art style is just so cute (they got a new reboot and it was AWESOME UNTIL THAT FUCKING CAT BOY SHOWED UP (unfortunately sometimes mahou shoujo is just connected with that cringe))

I STILL NEED TO WATCH PRECURE, CARDCAPTOR, AND TOKYO MEW MEW (shields my face as i'm getting tomatoes thrown at me) I KNOW I KNOW I'M SORRY

I DO HAVE A LOT OF PRECURE TOYS FROM WHEN MY MOM WENT TO JAPAN AND BOUGHT THEM FOR ME... plus a bunch of magazines i loved shifting through when i was a kid

i also did watch precure glitter force and that was. uh. well it was interesting. (um. i mean it was. partially good. i. i liked the character designs and art.)

i did watch princess tutu and that was just so fucking good. i love fairy tales and i love toxic lesbianism and some empty ass guy and his toxic yaoi with his best friend

i'll be real. madoka magica scarred me because i saw the mami scene but then i went back to it when i was like 15 and cried over homura and the last few episodes of the main series and look at me now mentally ill and gay and i have homura as my google pfp

i have Thankfully grown as a person and i now understand the hype behind madoka magica and i need every single person on this fucking earth to watch it it is the biggest influence on novaturient ever i love the concept of witches and magical girls and that FUCK ASS CAT KYUBEY HIS IS AWESOME

soul gems are so pretty. i got these perfumes in my room that look exactly like them and i put them up and i think wow... this is just like madoka magica

i have no idea how to end this post. thank you for enabling to ramble about mahou shoujo i am so glad there are people just as insane as i am about this genre

[fowlaroundtown]

💉 Do any characters get mutated during the main story?

💵 How do your turtles make money? Or do they only scavenge?

🦹 Who is the main villain?

😍 Are there any romances in your au?

🐱 Do any of your characters have pets?

hi sorry if I just poof in your ask box

OH MY GOSH HI!!! Thank you for all the asks haha was not expecting this!!! This is probably going to to take two parts to answer haha so bear with me!

First off:

💉Do any Characters get mutated during the Main Story?

Yup!

Most of the mutations we have happen when the turtles were kids (Ex: Hob, Most of the villains, a few good guys, etc.) Most mutations in general happen then, as there’s lowkey a mutantagen outbreak thanks to a certain grumpy goat.

As for during the ACTUAL series (a couple decades later) we only really have one mutation:

Yea. Kinda sucks to be Tim. Our plans over how he got mutated changed since I first drew this a couple of months ago, but I still like these doodles and never posted them so. Yea.

Don’t worry he lives! It takes some getting used to, but he eventually finds stability in his goopy state and is able to have a decent quality of life 👍👍👍

💵 How do the turtles make money? Or do they only Scavenge?

That’s depends on the turtle really!!!

When they were kids, Mikey and Raph used to make counterfeit watches and sell them to unsuspecting tourists. They made a bit of money from that!

As adults on the other hand…

Raph and Donnie have actual jobs!

Raph ended up down in Florida, where she makes a decent living as a fisherman! Being a sea turtle really helps with all that haha. She also sells homemade art from stuff she’s collected around the beach— bottle cap coat hangers, drift wood carvings, anything and everything that can be made out of shells, that sort of stuff.

Donnie ends up as a scientist! He managed to get his hands on a cloaking broach when he was pretty young, and used that to go to college. He got a doctorate (and will not shut up about it) and managed to land a job as the head Biologist of a decently well known organization. There’s One big issue with all of that. The organization in question is EPF.

I don’t have doodles for Leo and Mikey because. I don’t. But neither of them have jobs lol.

Mikey just kind of scrounges around for what he needs and/or pickpockets. Only rich looking guys! He also sometimes sells paintings when he has the materials.

Leo lives with Casey and April (read: freeloader) so doesn’t really have to worry about that kind of stuff. He babysits for them, and therefore gets free groceries :D

To be continued in part two :D