#this reply wins tumblr

[pichirobi]

the most in-character thing xie lian could ever do

[elmoshipsbyler]

mike would daydream about kissing will, and stare at his lips and stuff, and still manage to convince himself it’s platonic

because, “well i’m not thinking about kissing will, i’m just thinking about kissing, and will’s face is just a placeholder until i find someone else i want to kiss”

and he would see no issue with that statement

“it’s not gay, i’m just thinking about it as a concept. no, i wouldn’t wanna kiss anyone other than will, because i haven’t found anyone yet. that’s the whole point of a placeholder”

[korkiekenobiconfirmed]

the fact that at TWO separate cross country functions isaac got in violent altercations with ethan so all the cross country runners probably think he's like...aggressively homophobic.

meanwhile the runners who also play lacrosse have seen isaac sharing absurdly homoerotic moments with their team captain. they know he's not homophobic, they just like- think there's something deeply wrong with him as a whole.

[completeoveranalysis]

i just wanna say i love ur blog and i've followed ur path for a couple of years now(or more?), it really annoyed me how long you take to read it because on my side i do weekend sittings for reading and i can't comprehend your patience, but that is not the point.

i've been here all this time because you were ALWAYS.

ALWAYS

on point.

it annoyed me greatly, because i was screaming YOU'RE RIGHT PLS! PLS! PLS! I NEED YOU TO KNOW YOU WERE RIGHT! READ IT! READ IT!

and i couldn't spoil anything at all! because the satisfaction to be right is infinetly greater when we find it ourselves u kno?

anyways. love you. wish i could watch your face at the last chapter

Aw thank you! This is so lovely. It is a delight to hear that I can bring out such strong emotion like that. And honestly I'm constantly so thankful that people can have reactions like yours and STILL uphold a collective effort not to spoil anything so that the payoff comes in the future instead. It's incredible! I am impressed every single day.

[plasticsandwich]

if two centipede girls were to hold hands and do yuri together, would they do so as shown in image A, or image B? the hearts represent the contact points between the two cents (or yuri points, if you will)

image A: classic yuri, single-hands style

image B: long yuri, multi-hands style

Centipede yuri:

vote for whichever style you think suits them better :>

fake poll because tumblr supports homophobia. but do not be afraid to make your voice heard

[skybristle]

shoutout to the guy who sent me like 3 paragraphs of anon hate after i said i was vulnerable that was so funny

[crossbackpoke-check]

i am the nosy anon from yesterday and firstly i am so glad that i helped you find something!! how wonderful!! secondly i did some digging (typed morgan frost girlfriend into the tumblr.com search bar which is really what i probably should have done in the first place so. my bad) and the girlfriend is called taylor!

conclusion to the saga, thank you anon!!! sharing this for the sake of anyone else who was curious… they are as of july 7 dating lmao BUT allow me some points for accuracy here because taylor is definitely a different person than who i was thinking of 🤡

[julesnichols]

Wild to me to see a post about weed smell where people are getting dragged for saying they haven't done it before and it smells gross... bestie I have smoked and it smells absolutely fucking disgusting and thinking that while not having partaken isn't an inherent sign that someone is weird about drug users????

[infimace-blog]

Me: Oh wow, there's an opportunity to support Gaza as part of local government. But I'm not sure if I have the spoons for this...

Brain: Didn't you have a whole argument with the condescending bug guy on Tumblr about the importance of putting pressure on the Democratic establishment and supporting local government initiatives? About how voting for Biden without that (or in general) would be, at best, neutral towards Palestinians and more likely outright insulting? Are you going to let the bug man win?

Me: *sigh* No, no I will never let the bug man win. From the river to the sea.

[milkbreadtoast]

WAIT... IS THIS GOING TO BE GAY?

THATS WHAT IM SAYINGGGG IM GOING CRAZY🫵🫵🫵😳🏳️‍🌈

[deancoded-deangirl]

the one poll about which brother is the main character irritates me. you have samgirls being like “Dean is winning because you guys think Jensen is hot” and “the lack of critical thinking on the site is insane” and then you have them, in the same reply, going, “i voted for Sam because it was supposed to be Sam but the writers spent more time on Dean and his plot.” okayyyyy so… if it was SUPPOSED to be Sam… but isn’t… then Sam is not the main character… idk why the samgirls go after everyone as if it’s just attractiveness that makes Dean the main character like, dude, that’s just a perk. And what’s even worse is the replies will also be like, “the writers focused on Dean heavily from s2 on” as if that isn’t SO EARLY. That means they spend FOURTEEN seasons with heavy Dean material, but he’s winning the poll purely because he’s hot? And everyone else should “die mad” that Sam is “supposed to be” the lead?

[schrodingers-romy]

Why did tumblr update the activity page for no reason and yet the colored text on the app is still all underlined for some stupid reason what is wrong with this place

[whyyamihereagain]

0 days without seeing people bring over the hate spewed on twitter and reddit 

[raideo]

you gotta lot of nerve wanting reigen to win the poll considering when i first met you you were IN CECIL COSPLAY

KLFSBHKGJSDG LISTEN...... LISTEN I CAN EXPLAIN...

LISTEN.... YALL GOTTA TRUST ME THAT HE'S WORTHY OF THE TITLE. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MP100 YOU DON'T KNOOOOOW, MAANNN

maybe this just means I have to do a Reigen cosplay now to show the strength of my convictions

[colorstormx]

clawing my way out of a depressive episode and gotta say, the vanilla extract memes are helping more than they probably should