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these two posts are in a very loving relationship

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lmfao so the grad school program i'm in was like oh hey the housing application (for the week residency) is available everyone go get it before the deadline!

a $300 down payment.

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literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

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you can't even have a decent slowburn these days. characters will get together after 2 seasons. inexcusable. there needs to be a real-life decade at least.

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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

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I love videos of people performing religious ceremonies for small animals. Especially if it’s not something a small animal could participate in theologically.

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In case any Americans are not aware of this: the rest of the world is FUCKING TERRIFIED of how this election is going to go. If trump wins, it affects more than just America. If trump wins, it will fuck so many other countries in so many ways.

So first of all, PLEASE VOTE. The rest of the world doesn't get to vote in your election, but we do get directly impacted by your election, so please do what we can't, and vote.

Secondly, remember that you're not just voting for America. You're voting on behalf of the all the countries that will be impacted by this election.

Please, for the love of God, vote blue, and save not just America from a second trump term, but the whole goddamn world.

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The switch from Daylight Saving Time to Standard Time which will take away my glorious hour of daylight in the afternoon and give it to the early morning is just another example of how Morning People are an oppressive class in modern society

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All y'all fuckers when you say you ain't gonna vote

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hey don't cry. 1 million bloggers posting about destiel 4 years later okay??

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ah yes. the number 5. the fifth of the daysof the motnh. the what comes between 4 and 6. of the month. if you count up by a single digit from the number one in numerical order to the number of 5. do you know it? yes? well then, let me tell you a story of when a man afraid to fly met an angel afraid of falling.

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