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just opened my banks app and it gave me a pop up for a fuckin. banking unwrapped?? and it turned out it was just unpersonalized customer statistics but for a brief glorious moment i was imagining a world where my bank was about to hit me with "you wasted $400 on GAY USELESS PURCHASES. you have spinal tap ungrungcore spending habits. your top transfer this year was: your landlord."

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this really should not be as attractive as it is

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i go to emo nights to de-stress and i go with my friend dakota because he drinks and he's fun. and i banned nick from going because he hates loud places and lots of people so the three times he went, he looked dead the entire time and ruined the vibe and so i said it was important for couples to have different hobbies and emo night is mine, but anyway his coworkers invited him to tonight's (they go), and said he really should go, and so he was like hey jackie should i go? and i was like idk if you understand i'm going to hang with dakota and you can hang with them (because dakota likes drinking and staying in the front, and nick is very much no drinking in the back type, so are his coworkers) and now i have much anxiety because dakota and nick are interesting to interact because nick suspects dakota is after me (he isn't) and is super awkward about it every time. anyway i'm stressed and have been accidentally clenching my teeth and i need an advil

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what ppl defending kids on ipads don’t seem to understand is that there are other ways to keep kids occupied. my mom had a whole bag full of little toys and games for me to play with while waiting in lines at disney world. once your kid is like 7 or 8 they can read a book. they can color. or they can literally just sit there and imagine things. i did that a lot as a kid.

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Saw my first cyber truck irl and pointed and laughed when I passed and she was FURIOUS frowning with her entire face shaking her head holy shit I feel like I just did a line

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Dean: *suicidal and more depressed than we’ve ever seen him*

Cas: I’ll handle this *rushes to closet for a little outfit*

the going gets tough & the angel dresses up as one of dean’s sexual fantasies so he won’t kill himself

Supernatural is a show

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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

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I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

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do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

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Yes, It Is Just Like The Nazis

Hey so remember Anne Frank? The Jewish young girl who hid in an attic and was killed by the Nazis? The emblematic person we think of when we think of victims of the Holocaust? 

She did not die in a gas chamber or in a death camp. She died in a ‘temporary’ detention center for the mass deportations which preceded the death camps. She was in that camp because a patriotic neighbor ratted her out to the German deportation force. She died, not of a bullet to the back of the head or choking on gas, but of typhus. She contracted typhus because the Nazis couldn’t realistically deport people at the rate they wanted to, because before the death camps their infrastructure couldn’t handle the sudden influx of ethnic minorities they had decided to imprison, and because they didn’t care about the consequences of that so their deportation detention centers were unhygienic and prisoners were underfed and overcrowded. 

And she was picked up by the deportation force not because she was an illegal citizen but because, just like the US is doing with asylum seekers, she was part of a formerly recognized class of citizens who were legally redefined to lack citizenship by a new administration. 

Anne Frank is exactly like the children who have already died in the United State’s detention camps. Exactly. Down to the very last detail. There. Is. Not. A. Single. Difference. 

So unless you want to fucking tell me that Anne goddamn Frank was not a victim of the Holocaust, y’all can shut the fuck up with that “stop making concentration camp comparisons, you’re diminishing the suffering of the Holocaust” bullshit. 

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Hey, y'all! I made these today! I release them into the world to support the cause! They're sized for 8.5x11 printer paper. Take 'em. Print 'em. Post 'em EVERYWHERE.

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forever thinking about how destiel is a complete inversion of the typical "i'll love you in every universe” trope.

like this was their only chance!!! they only loved each other the once!!! they loved each other enough that they overwrote destiny and fate. they said "i know the universe has a plan for me, but screw the universe. screw god and fate and destiny, because i have you." they loved each other enough to rewrite the fabric of the universe. they changed everything.

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starting a compilation of my favorite "no thank you" buttons from when they want you to subscribe so bad

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this is so fucking funny

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PSA

This is The Adjuster (Robin Hoodie, Guy That Shot the CEO, etc.):

And this is Luigi Mangione:

And yes, they are both super cool and hot as fuck but remember, they are two different people. The Adjuster has not been found and Luigi was never involved in the shooting.

Do not talk about them as if they are the same person and do not further spread the idea that Luigi is guilty.

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"if luigi hadn't been crippled by backpain he'd be working for doge" okay and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike, now what.

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