#this post hit the nail on the head

[ninyard]

Hellooo i saw that you were asking for asks (that sounds funny) and I wanna know some of your hcs on Kevin and Allison being besties/ kevjean relationship

This is my chance to finally share some Allison/Kevin hcs so I'm gonna seize this opportunity with both hands and give you this total MESS of a brain dump

- Allison is the only fox that doesn't make fun of Kevin's eating habits. Kevin KNOWS his relationship with food is fucked up because of the nest and Allison knows it too, so she refuses to make bets or make fun of the way that he eats. Kevin only realised because she once tried to quietly tell Nicky to knock it off when he was pushing Kevin to have dessert or making fun of what he'd decided to have instead.

- Kevin also knows not to talk about the numbers or macros in front of her, too. They have a weird unspoken mutual respect RE: food and they both appreciate each others efforts on that front without ever actually mentioning it. they also have a gesture for each other that's code for "i want a snack do you have anything" and they'll throw each other protein bars if they're out/on a long bus journey etc.

- they are the BEST drinking buddies. Whenever the team starts drinking/partying/clubbing more together post-TKM, they are literally CHILDREN when they're drunk together. Kevin gets tired of the monsters being boring when they go out and there's only so much dancing he can do with just Nicky and Aaron alone. So Allison pulls him up to the bar one night to do a tequila shot, and they literally have the most unexpectedly fun night ever. Kevin loosens up a whole lot without the threat of Riko etc post tkm, and when I tell you he is such a fun drunk. now he doesn't really drink THAT much during the season but off-season? oh he's a party animal. I could write thousands of words about him and Allison getting drunk together and becoming literal best friends as soon as they have a drop of alcohol in their systems but here's some things I think they've done drunk

stole a shopping cart and sat in it as they pushed each other down the road in it (and fallen out of it and laughed so fucking hard) ((but were bruised up as fuck the next day because of it)

he's sat her on his shoulders - while dan sits on matt's - as the two girls try to push the other one off

he's really easily convinced to do things by her. another shot? sure. and another shot IMMEDIATELY after that? alrighty! karaoke? well, okay. jockeyback? stealing traffic cones? pulling pranks and fucking with the other foxes? acting like actual teenagers? okidokie!

she's probably the only person in the world who has successfully convinced kevin day to sing

he holds back her hair if she has to puke

she convinced him to let her do his makeup once. full glam. like a serious look, fully beat, full coverage look. there's a picture out there somewhere of it that she saves for blackmail.

fucked. make out sometimes. strip poker. they dance together :)

he never lets her walk alone anywhere when she's drunk. if she can't find one of the girls to accompany her to the bathroom at a party she'll take him.

she's taught him full dance routines

she was joking that there's no way the raven warmups could be that different to theirs, and bet him that she'd be able to do them without breaking a sweat (he won)

they've both ugly drunk cried in front of each other (but they never talk about that sober)

she's pretty light so he's bench pressed her before

- They know each others drink orders/favourite shots

- if Allison is out, say she's with her friends and not with the foxes, and she has to wait alone for a taxi or walk somewhere alone, she'll call him and he'll stay on the phone with her until she's safe

- They make fun of each other and bully each other like there's no tomorrow (affectionate). the whole "Allison hates Kevin" thing WAS true for a while, but once they get closer, she just pretends to hate him. he's like an annoying brother to her

- Allison is really easily frightened, and Kevin thinks it's funny to scare her. she's never safe walking around a corner or into a room if Kevin is there and in a good mood.

- they're not BEST FRIENDS. like they're not in each others pocket all the time and laughing and joking ALL THE TIME but she can read him like a book. she knows when he's having an off day, or thinking about something too much.

- She also knows when he's being serious and when not to joke around. She knows when he doesn't want cheering up or to joke about something and knows when to back off. The same with him - he knows when she's having a mood that requires being cheered up, or a mood that requires him to leave her the fuck alone.

- He's a big reason why she puts a whole lot more of herself into Exy post tkm. She's always been invested, but once they talk more, and they consider each other friends, she listens to him talking about Exy and it really clicks for her. his dedication. and also how fucking talented he really is. She doesn't do the night training with him but they'll occasionally go to the gym together or start practice a half an hour early to run some basic raven drills.

- They're iconic when they get together to do press after games. they bounce off each other like nothing else. they're just so funny. and he's also like andy murray in that he will ALWAYS defend her, dan, and renee's talent if interviewers start to focus more on him instead of the girls. he'll step in if an interviewer says something shitty or misogynistic. she LOVES directing objectifying and misogynistic questions his way.

- She calls him a bitch and makes fun of him for being a nepo baby. He calls her an asshole and makes fun of her for being a rich kid.

- Have gone to banquets as each others date.

that's just a few random thoughts off the top of my head but yes. Allison and Kevin. Literally the only Two Pretty Best Friends ever to exist.

[st4rstudent]

I've been bunny-fying a lot lately so to balance it out heres a non-bunny mac

[dontfuckingestablishcanonicalbac]

s3 of rnm is like crack to me it's so fucking good like you begin with an episode that completely undermines the remorse rick showed at the end of s2 and he settles in as the most powerful person in the family, with jerry gone, beth perpetually forgiving him and morty and summer at his heels for adventures, and that power lasts for all of one episode before the dysfunctionality of this new family setup begins to get too much for him. he's barely able to make robot copies of himself summer and morty that are competent enough to last while he drags the two teens back home, and then after that it's L after L till the end of the season.

he nearly dies in pickle rick over something extremely petty while a therapist sows the seeds in morty and summer's minds that rick isn't nearly as deserving of their respect and attention as they might've thought

in vindicators he makes a complete ass of himself because morty doesn't see him as his hero, and in doing so he further tarnishes his own image in morty's eyes

in the whirly dirly conspiracy rick nearly dies because of jerry, of all people, meanwhile back home it's revealed that morty is so sick of rick (because of the vindicators thing, but also, like, everything) that he faked concern for jerry just so rick would orchestrate this pity adventure and leave him alone for a bit

in rest and ricklaxation rick fucks up so badly that he takes himself and morty on a vacation, comes face to face with his worst qualities, and spends the latter half of the episode with his attachment to morty permanently on his sleeve while he vehemently denies its existence

ricklantis mixup isn't about rick c-137 but it's a citadel episode with evil morty what more do you want

in morty's mind blowers the worst memories of rick and morty's relationship leads them to try to kill each other then enter a fucking suicide pact

in the abc's of beth rick is asked by beth if he wants her in his life or if he wants her to live up to her potential, and we later find out that he was so unprepared to have any sort of emotional confrontation with her that he erased the memory of the decision he made

and in the finale he is finally knocked down from all of the pegs he hangs on while he does a dick measuring contest with the president. morty loses respect for him, beth and jerry get back together, and now everyone in the family is keenly aware of how manipulative and awful rick is. they keep him around, but nobody is letting him act the way he does unchecked anymore

this bitch tries to ascend to godhood and ends up falling further down than where he was at the beginning. it's addictive to watch. best season.

[neodiekido]

hiyoko should've gone around stabbing people

[spnintheyearofourlord]

Thinking about Sam and how central autonomy and violation is to his character. How many times and ways he had his choice taken away throughout the series. All the things we don’t know about his time with Lucifer, but are also so heavily implied that we do.

Imagining he eventually gets out of The Life and becomes a victim’s advocate. He ultimately decides not to try and pursue law school at this stage in his life—it’s been so long and so much has changed—but finishes his bachelor’s and pursues a master’s in social work. He never expected to end up here: the boy with the demon blood, no longer living out some doomed and twisted fate, helping people. He’s passionate about representing those made most vulnerable and unsafe in their own skin, supporting others as they come out the other side survivors, lending the compassion he’s always struggled to have for himself. Every time he listens to someone else’s story, helps connect them to resources, advocates for their case, he heals a little bit too.

[dilbobloggins]

you always know the wtnv episode is good when the title is “a story about…”

[hostilemuppet]

Every update the answer you gave about Holly getting lots of tattoos when she's older runs through my head. Like with where her character is at now? You just KNOW they aren't going to be out of positive feelings. She feels trapped as an extension of her parents (Even being called John Dory's "illegitimate bastard child", which is FOUL) so I feel like they'd come from her desperate struggle to differentiate herself from them. (1/2)

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING TDAU HOLLY ANALYSIS! we should all acknowledge holly more methinks. shes a celebrity kid desperate to feel valued as more than her parents child, and in the process stops anyone from respecting her

[lapdogchase]

sometimes i start typing a post and i'm like man this would make more sense as an essay or perhaps a full dissertation

[blizzardfluffykpop]

your ult bias and how you need to be loved

@tbzhub thank you so much for tagging me 🥺💖

ofc i'd choose younghoon, q, and kihyun 🙂‍↕️ they're my three ults after all- 😌💖

explains why i'm normally a fluff writer, doesn't it?

tagging: @hugnyeons, @proudahgase-exol, and @tolkpopfan link to the quiz~

[t4tpumpkinduo]

CEE SCHLATT. don't speak to me 🤚

[un-local]

Accidentally condensed Rogier's entire ordeal into a single sentence in my endnotes, oops. (Still Waters Run Deep's version, at least.)

[mieczyhale]

"how can you be a wolverine lover and not be a multishipper??"

well you see it's actually very easy: i love him and i ship him with the person he fits with best, that i love to see him with, that makes my heart happy, and then i tell other ships to eat shit

"he was a whore!"

maybe, maybe not, but why would that affect who i ship him with?? dude could fuck all of canada on screen and i'd still see him with deadpool and go "that's it, that's that good shit right there" and then ignore every other possibility

i really hate multishippers acting like there's something wrong with being a "one ship per character" person. sorry we believe in soulmates or whatever

[callibones]

"unspeakable?" callie, it's *very* speakable. that's the whole point, isn't it? all these anons on the cusp of flirtation, those who portray a curt and dominant mx. no-one, the people eager to provide a quick jolt of "Pretty!" and "Beautiful," to your system, it's all just words.

but that doesn't matter to you. the idea *of the idea* of being desired is enough to make you overheat. the thought that someone out there, someone you'll most likely never know, has feelings and desires of their own they wish to act on is delightful, isn't it? your heart flutters, your digits tremble, and maybe your mind

a quick tug on the leash - they like you - a hand pushing down - they love you - a pair of eyes entranced - they want you. you are wanted. you are wanted in all your different, wonderful forms. you're imagined in the minds of others, below, above, in-between, oh, what they wouldn't give to see it come to fruition. there's no one else that fits the role so easily.

of course, these are only words too.

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[poisonedpowder]

Thinking about how Jinx was actually on her way to being a skilled sharpshooter as a kid and could have totally honed that skillset more had she not been more inclined for blitz attacks and explosives as she grew older. She'd rather go for for more heavy ammo guns that focus on shooting large amounts of bullets at the enemies rather than precisions based shooting. She'd rather set explosives about and watch them do their magic. It isn't that she isn't capable and she honestly can still get a good shot in when she's focused on it, but it definitely isn't a priority for her.

[doctahchang]

would like to know the lore of my own oc that i have had for like ten years

edit: found an old sketch of her... i basically drew her for the first time eons ago and haven't changed her design ever since (sad that i won't be able to find those drawing again)

[mechahero]

//Looks over to Lambda. Ough....