#this one is soooo funnyyyyyy

[userhobi]

and when hobi posts this fan edit next 😭 (cr.)

[swiftstigmata]

not to talk about rita ora again sorry. but the way she’s been building up this hugeee comeback music video taika’s been promoting it it’s meant to be her first big release for like 6 years coming out tomorrow and Taylor was like “never mind I’m dropping my next music vid in 12 hours.” if i was rita i would commit a crime

[goldfades]

Anytime the manager is away for whatever reason, vacation, sickness, etc. The girls are fucking whining, the biggest babies.

“MOOOOOOM” “Come back pookie🥺” “The kids miss you.”

Like imagine the manager (finally) does a solo live during vacation, and the girls are just in the comment section “soooo when are you gonna come back and tend to your kids?” and if the manager goes “i’m not even gonna be gone for that long my loves, yall are so dramatic.” then the team goes “oh so you just hate us, got it.”

LIKE THATS NOT WHAT SHE SAID 😭

Or let’s say the manager is getting the girls food. if she leaves without telling them, best to believe she’ll get a call.

*Incoming call from Griffondorf🦅*

Manager: Hello?

Aubrey: Now who gave you permission to leave the premises

Manager: Girl??? I’m getting takeout.

Aubrey: Okay but who…. told you to do that without telling us?

Manager: Who…. told you I had too?

Ice: It’s written in the hand book, ‘can’t leave children unattended’

Manager: WHAT HANDBOOK?!

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Or if the manager DOES tell them that she’s about to leave and come back

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“Ouuuu okay well come with you.”

Manager: “??? who invited y’all?”

“Us, now cmon let’s go.” “Can you make it any more obvious that you hate us?”

Eventually the bicker so bad that the manager just lets them go with her.

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It’s so so obvious that the girls love their manager so much. People make those videos on tiktok like “oh to be loved the way the Uconn wbb team loves their manager” and it’s just lots of clips of the girls with the manager, and them loving her and protecting her.

OUUUUUU the girls protect their manager so bad.

Especially if someone they’re playing against(for whatever reason) decides to shit talk the manager on the court (the manager is literally taking pictures, what are they so pressed for) they better hope one of the girls doesn’t hear them say anything. Like all of a sudden it’s not a game anymore, the girls will start beating ass on that court and literally everyone can see that the vibe of the team changed. Like you can talk about them whatever, but the MOMENT you mention the manager they’re going at it.

The will defend their managers name regardless of anything and they will not take shit else.

Even against journalists who decide to bring the manager up for whatever reason for negative purposes, they are NOT having it and it’s one of the times Geno lets them really talk cuz he know that the team will get their point across without being too vile.

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HELP NOW I WANNA WRITE THE SOLO-LIVE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SOOOOOO FUNNYYYYYY everyones just in her live like come back pleaseeeeeeeee

i feel like journalists would start beef w manager cus shes very outspoken about how she feels and she doesn't hold back a lot but the team will 10000% back her up CUS SHES ENTITLED TO TALK AB IT YK????

[fruitbasketball]

bro you fs should do wnba recaps (you obv don’t have to js a suggestion) i know it’s only the regular season and It’s prob boring but you are soooo funny you should do them even though i’ve been watching since i’ve been alive i always look forward to your playoffs ones

yeah i think imma start doing w recaps like fully after the nba finals are done

until then, i’m gonna try to do a game or two that i personally found interesting at least just to get smth out there

and then once the finals are done, imma try to do every game, just because there’s never more than 3-4 a night and there’s really no excuse

ugh you guys think i’m funnyyyyyy??? 🤭🤭🤭

[gayspock]

ok ep 2. i looked into it more and im confused cuz again like... i swear ive seen no advertising for any of this? it looks like it dropped in aus in NOVEMBER. now its dropped in the uk all in one go.... this past week?? and it apparently drops in the us all in one next month. so im like confused as fuck as to why they would release something like that

one thing i will say is theyre insanely good with the casting still arent they

another thing what was i to say

oh im sorry im watching this and every time i think to myself hmmm i wonder where cosima or sarah or hel- i cut myself off and i think about tatiana maslany in godawful cgi

this kid (jules as the episode title would lead me to believe) is soooo fun i love the hair

WHY THE FUCK IS FELIX HERE

FELIX ARENT YOU MEANT TO BE DEADBY NOW

HOW OLD ARE YOU SIR

HOW OLD IS KIRA

GOOGLE SAYS SHES 47 NOW AND SO FELIX IS LIKE WHAT. GRANDPAAAA GO TO BEDDDDDD

HELP

HWELP

CRAIG CAN YOU JUST BE CHILL FOR FUCKING ONCE AND HELP US TORTURE THIS 16 YEAR OLD

FELIX WHAT IS THIS FUCKING VIBE YOU'RE PUTTING DOWN RIGHT NOW WHATS HAPPENED WHERES YOU GRITTINESS HELP I FEEL LIKE IM GOING INSANE

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN SHES WORKING AT A SHELTER

I SORT OF DONT AGREE WITH THAT OUTCOME FOR SARAH NOT TO BE A DICKHEAD I feel like its like.... squints.how do i fucking describe this. it does not feel like her to me and it feels likeughghh the word escapes me you know what i mean

can this dialogue be any

felix drag her

YOU TOOK HER TO HOME DEPOT. CLASSIC.

i love how lucy is a cunt. i do like that about her i will admit.

We were made in a printer.

NOW who the fuck is He.

sorry also to backtrack a bit im bewilderedand unsure how i feel about them bringing in the old guard at all because hello like look i said what i said i dont want them to have a show called orphan black echoes with like no reason for it to actually be related to orphan black but also what the fuck

if harry potter is still culturally relevant in 2052 i swear to god

come on charlie girl. its gonna be ok. everyone shoots someone in the head once.

beck from victorious i need you to be all in on this ok

so who the fuck is thissssssssss

SO FUCKING WHAT? SO WHAT? LUCY IS NOT ALLOWED TO KIDNAP KIDS? WHY NOT? LOSERS.

JULESSSSS YOU SLAYEDDD THEREEEE YOU SLAYEDDD I WONT EVEN LIEEEEEEEE HELP TOILET SHANKKK

he is kind of so funny . i love you beck from victorious.

im also ok going back to like this relating to people from before like... this charcterisation os kira feels so odd

"lord this place is like neolution without the tails" wow did you get that guys ! a callback

AND YET SOMEHOW LIKE I THINK THE CLUBS FROM LAST TIME WERE SO MUCH MORE REAL THAN WHATEVER THAT IS

james youre tickling me

CHRIST WHATS GOING ON HERE

SORRY I THINK ITS SO FUCKING CORNY WHEN THEY TRY TO LIKE DO FUTURE THINGS DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THE FUCKING FULL SIZED MIRROR TIKTOK LIVE IS INSANE.

this fucking acting and general fucking reaction is also crazy to me wes im sorry youre adorable but please

JULES YOUREEEEE SO FUNNYYYYYY

FUCK LUCY CAN WE STAY WITH JULES

okay theres just something so off putting about felxi im like help me what is going on

also i feel like kira is like sending me so much i feel like this happens all the time when kids who initially .... no offence.... lacked a lot of character ... now have to be an adult version cuz what are you going off. i dont know who this woman is but she isnt kira to me because who the fuck was kira in the first place but a kid that said ominous stuff and was a plot device for most of the show

also i think theres again something so insanely off i cant tell what it is. i think its still in that space of being so stupid high budget fo rwhat it is and yet itr feels so weird looking. the whole futuristic thing is strange to look at. like this being orphan black which ootherwise like. sci fi but still very grounded. it feels weird to now go to this

and i feel like i'd have preferred a smaller timejump. if they prove me wrong with that then fine but thus far i dont see the benefit of it being in 2052. i'd have preferred them to go less crazy with the like aesthetics cuz theyre just kinda weird and take away from everything for me.

and again i dont like the general approach to all of this. i think they needed to start slower and build stuff up more over time . everything here with jack for example like... i would have preferred if we sat with lucy and lucy alone and we didnt keep cutting to kira . like let us build this up and have it be one long continuous thing and maybe hold out this reveal a little longer. this feels like its rushing. and again the strongest part of orphan black, to me, before was like the slow build of increasingly complex fucking dire situations and being able to layer that shit

hi lucas

kira being a shit mam is so funny to me

FELIX'S ENTIRE PERFORMANCE STILL FEELS SO FUCKINH INSANE TO ME. cuz i get what youre going for but the delivery is jsut so fucking choked by the actor trying to keep it up. i swear he was not that stilted before even when he WAS putting something on. like is it trying to mask his voice age as well or something?

jules is so much more compelling to me again i think it is cuz her storyline IS the slowburn one here . and also shes got all the things i mentioned kind of lack with Lucy

like sorry i hate it when theyre like "haha. she's so spunky." (the actual chatracters are telling us this to the camera) like ok i get it i literally could have GOTTEN that watching

AND AGAIN WHY IS EVERYONE ... i dont know it feels like the exposition in the dialogue is crazy. like theyre shoehorning stuff in. you dont have to have them say everything so literallly and explicitly . help

KIRA PUT THE CYOKEEE DOWNNNNNNNN

ok im pausing for tonight hang on

[unaloid]

♪ i cant wait to destroy ur body tonite ♪

^^^ i love the song

the way they talk, this is just too funny.... sometimes i am laughing at normal dialogue in WOY just cuz i love how they say things.. you are f***ng crazy. well this is an episode about one joke and it is probably not that funny but it is to me, on my initial rewatch of the whole show i went too crazy. i keep trying to get screenshots instead of just watching it.

and then hater become HAPPY!!!!!!!!! they r so cute because they smile and have fun together. the problem is, i have a lot of thoughts during this episode but none of them are coherent weeee yahoo yippyyy ^_^ its jokes but it is serious to me cuz this is how they can be friends. they can be friends! YAY! i posted something about this before its just very special to me.

THE WAY PEEPERS IS TALKING IS SOOOO FUNNYYYYYY this is an evil episode truly evil. WHAT A FOOL IVE BEEN!!!!! saddest thing i ever seen. this will always be my "canon version" of these 3 in my mind....... this episode took place inside the kay WOY universe

LOVE IT and probably lifechanging

thoughts on the big day ep?

awww but i rewatched that one so many times already but if u insist....

[tvonq]

[randombubblegum]

i mean this is in the best way possible but parx cannot go mainstream exhibit a) that time they were on lyrics that look like shitposts for the coldplay lyric and got ruthlessly bullied exhibit b) that time awsten posted that violet (idk which one all of gh sounds the same to me) should be used in ‘you’ i think that one speaks for itself

LMAOOOFJSLDJAK BOTH OF THOSE WERE SOOOO FUNNYYYYYY i was literally in TEARS watching him get lit the fuck up in the comments of that violet tiktok…… like i do think they could go mainstream but NOT in the way awstens approaching it because ppl can SMELL DESPERATION and theyll rip him apart like sharks!!!!!! tiktok especially is VICIOUS when ppl get too big for their britches so…… if he sincerely wants to go mainstream he needs to cut this clout chasing shit out or go back to making better music or he is going to have a very very bad time when people outside his parasocial hoard get ahold of him

[archivingfanfiction]

A Little Off the Top

by demoncow97

There were so many enjoyable and non life-threatening things he could be doing. So why was Shen Qingqiu stuck surrounded by a group of bandits, unarmed, and willingly being taken hostage?

(Or: Shen Qingqiu gets an impromptu haircut, and no one is mentally prepared)

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This is another one of those fics in the vein of 'Shen Yuan does a modern person thing & doesn't realize he's scandalized everyone' prompts and I LOVE them all so much. They are all just soooo Funnyyyyyy. Like I was wolf-grinning reading this fic, laughing in a room by myself... it's that good.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28688679/chapters/70332912

[championofravens]

Saeko: works at a job where she caters to men and is relentlessly propositioned with marriage proposals despite having no interest in marriage

Saeko: has her best friend ask her on one date and when she says "sure why not", he proposes to her during said date, killing their entire friendship

Saeko: telling every breathing human around her that she is NOT interested in ichiban, NOT invested in his romantic life, NOT seeking a romantic relationship with ANYONE, and she has OTHER MEN she would be more interested in if she was

Everyone anyways: "Heh.... Saeko is so jealous isnt she..... Look at her pretending she doesn't care..... aren't women soooo funnyyyyyy :)))"

Airlifting Saeko out of Infinite Wealth via emergency helicopter get this girl OUT OF HERE