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miraclemaya · 3 months ago

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you tell your girlfriend you're into degradation and she nods and says she's willing to try that. later that night, she ties you up and gropes you some before stopping pouring a bucket of water on you. she does this repeatedly while you are stunned into silence. you manage to ask her what she's doing and she looks at you confused saying that she's trying to erode you

#this one is so bad sorry everyone #it's not even funny but it's making me giggle at my computer

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teaboot · 23 days ago

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Social anxiety level: Chatting with someone experiencing a schizophrenic episode and becoming increasingly self-concious of how I'm just saying "That sounds really stressful", "I've never heard of that but it sounds scary", and "You must be pretty worried about that" over and over again

#They needed someone to wait with them while their friend came to pick them up #And the whole time I was waiting for them to call bullshit #Like YOU HAVENT SAID ANYTHING MEANINGFUL YOURE SO BAD AT THIS #I'm sorry I'm making this one about me ma'am I'm just terrified that everyone I talk to is gonna give be a bad grade #I don't understand or beleive most of what you're saying but from the legit science you're quoting I can tell you've done some research #The research stuff I appreciate we can totally talk about that #Please God let me talk about Chordata or HTML instead of the thing I can't see or hear wouthout encouraging your delusion #I'd get SUCH a good grade at discussing invertebrates with you

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago

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Kiss Kiss Fallen Tree!

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Sorry to everyone who was looking forwards to this comic only to find out I put WWX in the ugliest outfit.#Continuity came first. Plus let's be honest; he did *not* show up in anything fancy. Or in all black as seen in most fanart.#We are at the middle of WWX depression arc. His self-care was 100% because Jin Yanli would be sad if he didn't try to look nice.#Okay okay. Fine I've delayed talking about the kiss long enough.#It is absolutely a core LWJ scene over a WWX scene. Which is made even more fascinating because we don't get his POV.#But we get so many insights! His loss of control and his firmness all contrasted against how he trembles.#And all of that wrapped up in a wonderful self-loathing bow! You go Lan Zhan! You hated yourself so much for this!#WWX is a hilarious narrator for this because he is truly just...baffled by what's going on.#He would push the person away but he doesn't want to hurt their feelings or pride (putting other people first again are we?)#I do understand why this one is divisive for people though. I choose to look at it through a character/humourous lens.#I've seen people defend and admonish this scene as a particularly shitty thing LWJ did and let's be very clear here: It was.#That's why I like it. LWJ did a shitty thing and struggles with it. It's part of what makes him so robust as a character.#It's also fine if you enjoy this scene for it's eroticism. You're not a bad person for that. You are just A Person.#People will have their own experiences with this topic. Be kind to each other alright?

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hollytree33 · 10 months ago

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JUDGEMENT

Finally, her fourth and final card for Trespasser!!

1. The Hanged Man

2. The Chariot

3. The High Priestess

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24601orwhatever · 6 months ago

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KYLE ADAMS as GRANTAIRE

mastered by @bikinibottomdayz

#les mis #les miserables #grantaire #kyle adams #gifset #BRUH #I SAW HIM LIVE RECENTLY #he had me giggling SO bad #his relationship with gav was one of the best parts of the show #always having a hand on his shoulder. hugging him every chance he gets. constantly having to pull gav back ...#which is totally foreshadowing gavroche running without warning for the ammo later on... and R trying to shake gav awake :(#and his relaxed nature around his friends.. jumping on feuillys lap.. kissing marius on the cheek. the light correctiv taps on his shoulder #-from the gang.. his friendship with everyone felt so real and made the final battle all the more Miserable (Haha get it)#i mean come on.. him yelling for the guards to kill him.. wanted to throw up in my seat!#oh yeah and his R is gay as hell too. Happy pride month #enjoltaire #or whatever. sorry for yapping Bye u guys #Also preston Bit him. That was really funny

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larkspyrr · 8 months ago

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you ever just need to reread your entire fic to be able to write the next chapter or is that just me

#lark.txt #writer's block on this one is so bad im so sorry for everyone waiting #truly lol #im trying

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anna-scribbles · 11 months ago

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they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)

#like guys. be real with me. how many options did you even try before turning to dark magic #nothing about the situation called for all that😭#in my mind they're like 22 and 25 here which makes it all even funnier #guys please just adopt a dog or something😭#nothing about either of you screams ready for parenthood #im so happy adrien agreste exists but the circumstances of his birth are so ridiculous #there is so much gabe and emilie couldve done besides this. they could have done anything #honestly knowing them(<-girl who believes she knows them) im not even convinced the infertility treatment wasnt working #I think they just both were so allured by the concept of a magic baby #they were like six months in and hadn't gotten pregnant yet and were like. well. I guess we're out of options! dark magic it is!#and made it everyone else's problem forever #these two wanted to be doomed by the narrative SO bad #honestly though being a 22 year old girl I kind of yet it. sometimes I see a cute baby and want one so bad maybe I too would use dark magic #maybe emilie agreste was just a girl.#anyway. sorry adrien that your parents were Like This but it is so so funny #anna rambles #ml #gabriel agreste #emilie agreste

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eerna · 4 days ago

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imma be so real with you I did NOT care for all the cutesy ways they presented Vi and Cait's disbalanced social status in arc 3

#first off the parallel of cait arriving to let vi out of prison. but this time they ~have sex~. IN THE CELL THAT WAS UNJUSTLY HOLDING JINX #bitch why are you invoking THAT REALLY FUCKED UP SCENE right before such a milestone romance scene??? it's not cute??? JINX WAS JUST HERE #then the one thing cait tries to apologize for is MADDIE. GIRL. NO ONE CARES ABOUT MADDIE. WE CARE ABOUT HOW YOU KEPT DEMEANING #AND TORTURING ZAUNITES INCLUDING VI. but that isn't addressed bc vi needs to give her head. speaking of vi #VI WHY ARE YOU GIGGLING LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL YOU ARE IN A PRISON CELL. REMEMBER HOW YOU WASTED 7 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE IN ONE #then the way jinx believes vi should be with cait as an alternative to staying with her simply because she is too fucked up while cait make #vi happy. i am sorry but show me where did jinx see cait makes vi happy. then the show just rolls with that and says ''yeah vi should be #forced to leave jinx behind and choose piltover. this is a happy ending for everyone.''#and finally ''i'm the dirt under your fingernails'' WHAT A DEPRESSING FUCKING FINAL NOTE TO LEAVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP ON.#a zaunite is literal DIRT under a ruling class piltie's fingernails. and it's cute and means they are gonna be together forever. HELLO????#i don't know WHAT that thing is but that thing is NOT MY OTP #arcane liveblog #arcane spoilers #it's like they were planning to write a fucked up tragic romance story. like they were PLANNING to make cait the bad guy. IT IS CRAZY #they weren't let's be clear. but s1 was so deep and yielded to analysis so well. meanwhile if you look any deeper than shallow into s2 you #get interpretations like THIS #''finally a lesbian couple with a happy ending'' YEAH IF YOU IGNORE CLASS. IF YOU IGNORE CLASS BASED OPPRESSION. CMON GUYS WE DESERVE BETTE

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derpycatsu · 1 year ago

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HELLOOOOOOO i got super into vocaloid (GIANT EXPLOSION)

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radioroxx · 3 months ago

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prev reblog reminded me of this but it wasnt related enough to put into the tags so

hc that siffrin spent the first week or so of travelling with the party not actually knowing what they were doing / what the quest was for. he was just happy to help :)

#radio rambles #inspired by me on my first isat playthrough where it took me the entirety of act 2 to actually. understand what was going on #theres… a king? freezing people? like.. ice?? and. and the house. th. this is the house everyone was mentioning?? oh that makes sense #so like. freezing people. wh- wait freezing everything? huh?#i remember trying to talk to that one npcs wife and not realizing she was frozen 😭😭 i was making fun of her and everything too #my bad maam… sorry maam…..#in stars and time #also if u saw me reblog that jerma video and then delete it dw about it. it didnt happen #i realized it would be weird to refer to ‘prev reblog’ when the prev reblog was technically. a jerma video

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badnewswhatsleft · 3 months ago

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absolutely fucking huge win for me: finally found a full clean copy of the sing-off 2014 holiday special that patrick was a judge on😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

this was such a grail for ages. i'm literally so happy.

look at him yapping about a cappella.

#media blitz #patrick stump #the sing off #fall out boy #honestly i think maybe only im lame enough to gaf ab this but w/e sharing it and encouraging everyone to download it #ik theres a copy on youtube but it's WATERMARKED and that is like one of my biggest ever pet peeves im sorry but it irks me soso bad😭#i remember watching some of this years ago i was like i gotta find another copy.#i gotta see my specialiest little guy or explode trying it was serious for me #funnily enough ive LOOKED on that vk site SEVERALtimes but i think with all the wrong search terms idk it EVADED ME FOR SO LONG

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yo-yo-yoshiko · 6 days ago

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Icarus but not at all, you know what i'm saying? Does that make any sense? Do you see him? Take my hand, we're watching him fall.

Also a bonus little alternate that I drew first but wasn't satisfied with the emotional choices at ALL. and an alt color of that lol cause you know i'm gonna abuse the hell outta that green color as much as possible lol

#drawing kenny having a bad time again~~#happy ending for everyone at all cost but what was the cost i guess??? lmao #sorry kenzaki.... I'll draw something nicer next time aldfkjae my head is in my hands...#kamen rider #kamen rider blade #kenzaki kazuma #fan art #kamen rider blade spoilers #blade spoilers #kenzaki's a winner but such a loser(depressing) that's what i wanted to get across i think #you tried too hard bud :(#There are a few shots in the finale that i noticed this time and thought “kenzaki... did you go for a little swim bud!? dude no!!”#things you dont notice the first time when you're busy banging your head through your computer screen.#whatever the original intention... SADDDDDDD #lost a few screws on this one lafkjalekj #but I learned to draw a lens flare for this so there's that lol!

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 4 months ago

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Transcript:

W-where am I? How? How did you do this?

Sisyphus? Is that you?

How are you so big? And I’m so small?

No! Let me out of here!

Let me- *muffled yelling*

*cats meowing*

Audio source

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #you know with there being 2 cursed events regarding jars in the internet hivemind #i dont know which one is the worse option #so it is up to you dear listener to decide his fate #whatever happened i dont think gabe survived. the cats got him.#after this clip ended v1 said something about ‘drink it all’ but i honestly could not understand the first half #was it 'you'll stay alive if you drink it all'? idk something like that #i regret to inform everyone that i have way more bad posts than good ones coming up #so. im sorry. it will be like this for a while. blame the donators.

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girlboyburger · 6 months ago

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hi i'm alive i'm just struggling my way to happiness & productivity

#but i swear i AM going to achieve it 💪💪💪💪💪 even if my main strssor rn is being so behind on work again 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪#comms comms comms #wheee #tomorrow is my bday but today is CRUNCH day im gonna spend 6 hours minimum @ work and then maybe more #this year im gonna get medicated for my adhd but so help me god in the meantime i am going to try with my whole heart to use schedules #and planners and reminders and focus apps and music to put myself in a no distractions cube #AH #RAUH #who needs addy when i can just smoke a bit of weed and ignore bodily functions for a few hours while i work #wweheeeeeeEW #my art #furry #oc: cow #fursona #cowmic #sortta #idunno. an update comic #bc i feel like ive been leaving everyone in the dark and it feels Bad #also sorry one last thing.#FUCK paypal. fuck paypal forever and ever.

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skkpaws · 3 days ago

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sometimes i cant help but giggle when i think about this scene because it’s such a significant scene for skk and reveals so much more about them during this time both as partners and individually .. and it originally came from the bsd mobile game 😭

idk who on the mayoi team was in the writing room absolutely cooking that day but i thank you

bonus dazai being all like ‘my partners mad at me 🥺 👉👈’

#this is probably something everyone knew but idc it’s so funny to me #sorry if the pic of the afterword is bad i took it myself since i couldn’t find it online 🤓#edit: one rb said asagiri apparently wrote it for the game so in that case asagiri i once again owe u my life #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd dead apple #skk #soukoku #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #dead apple

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thekittyokat · 7 months ago

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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again #the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys #saw #well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand #know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows #your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn #thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down #something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness #the transformation of a man into a monster #and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption #sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this #do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore #it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating #fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn #i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him #until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else #well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God #where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium #anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus #maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man #i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed #if only he hadn't been weaponized first #god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already #but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there #rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts #ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly #cat chat

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