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miraclemaya · 4 months ago

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you tell your girlfriend you're into degradation and she nods and says she's willing to try that. later that night, she ties you up and gropes you some before stopping pouring a bucket of water on you. she does this repeatedly while you are stunned into silence. you manage to ask her what she's doing and she looks at you confused saying that she's trying to erode you

#this one is so bad sorry everyone #it's not even funny but it's making me giggle at my computer

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teaboot · 2 months ago

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Social anxiety level: Chatting with someone experiencing a schizophrenic episode and becoming increasingly self-concious of how I'm just saying "That sounds really stressful", "I've never heard of that but it sounds scary", and "You must be pretty worried about that" over and over again

#They needed someone to wait with them while their friend came to pick them up #And the whole time I was waiting for them to call bullshit #Like YOU HAVENT SAID ANYTHING MEANINGFUL YOURE SO BAD AT THIS #I'm sorry I'm making this one about me ma'am I'm just terrified that everyone I talk to is gonna give be a bad grade #I don't understand or beleive most of what you're saying but from the legit science you're quoting I can tell you've done some research #The research stuff I appreciate we can totally talk about that #Please God let me talk about Chordata or HTML instead of the thing I can't see or hear wouthout encouraging your delusion #I'd get SUCH a good grade at discussing invertebrates with you

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months ago

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Kiss Kiss Fallen Tree!

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Sorry to everyone who was looking forwards to this comic only to find out I put WWX in the ugliest outfit.#Continuity came first. Plus let's be honest; he did *not* show up in anything fancy. Or in all black as seen in most fanart.#We are at the middle of WWX depression arc. His self-care was 100% because Jin Yanli would be sad if he didn't try to look nice.#Okay okay. Fine I've delayed talking about the kiss long enough.#It is absolutely a core LWJ scene over a WWX scene. Which is made even more fascinating because we don't get his POV.#But we get so many insights! His loss of control and his firmness all contrasted against how he trembles.#And all of that wrapped up in a wonderful self-loathing bow! You go Lan Zhan! You hated yourself so much for this!#WWX is a hilarious narrator for this because he is truly just...baffled by what's going on.#He would push the person away but he doesn't want to hurt their feelings or pride (putting other people first again are we?)#I do understand why this one is divisive for people though. I choose to look at it through a character/humourous lens.#I've seen people defend and admonish this scene as a particularly shitty thing LWJ did and let's be very clear here: It was.#That's why I like it. LWJ did a shitty thing and struggles with it. It's part of what makes him so robust as a character.#It's also fine if you enjoy this scene for it's eroticism. You're not a bad person for that. You are just A Person.#People will have their own experiences with this topic. Be kind to each other alright?

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starscream-is-my-wife · 23 days ago

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Sometimes a day makes you want a Starscream to bite and squeeze

#guess who got their final scores back ahaaa #class avg was 60 percent 😭#also I have blocked the transformers tag on TikTok that place is a hellhole #bit of a vent here but it’s so crazy #I was talking to a person I didn’t even follow a while back and we were making jokes like yeah the autobots ship megastar #on my fyp a couple days later and I see them reposting “shipping megastar is bad and gross’ like bruh what #I saw one of my followers commenting ‘yeah can’t believe it’s so popular’ I HAVE POSTED MEGASTAR BEFORE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE #I POSTED MY STARSCREAM AND MEGATRON FIGURES RAILING EACH OTHER #I only started posting cause I was like eh if it’s getting banned might as well #these people were poisoning my fyp smh #I’m convinced it’s just a moral superiority thing like all of those people who thought abo was so cringe and then someone was like #‘I secretly like abo’ and everyone agreed that they also like abo and it’s not that weird anymore #Ngl though. it is kinda sad but also kinda funny #sorry for the rant cause I talked about it before and I don’t want to keep on talking about it but those two baffled me #transformers #transformers fanart #megastar #megatron #starscream #transformers g1 #megascream #maccadam #its like watching one of those religious couples where one of them is gay and theyre like 'I am working through my gay to be straight'

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hollytree33 · 1 year ago

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JUDGEMENT

Finally, her fourth and final card for Trespasser!!

1. The Hanged Man

2. The Chariot

3. The High Priestess

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24601orwhatever · 7 months ago

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KYLE ADAMS as GRANTAIRE

mastered by @bikinibottomdayz

#les mis #les miserables #grantaire #kyle adams #gifset #BRUH #I SAW HIM LIVE RECENTLY #he had me giggling SO bad #his relationship with gav was one of the best parts of the show #always having a hand on his shoulder. hugging him every chance he gets. constantly having to pull gav back ...#which is totally foreshadowing gavroche running without warning for the ammo later on... and R trying to shake gav awake :(#and his relaxed nature around his friends.. jumping on feuillys lap.. kissing marius on the cheek. the light correctiv taps on his shoulder #-from the gang.. his friendship with everyone felt so real and made the final battle all the more Miserable (Haha get it)#i mean come on.. him yelling for the guards to kill him.. wanted to throw up in my seat!#enjoltaire #or whatever. sorry for yapping Bye u guys

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larkspyrr · 9 months ago

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you ever just need to reread your entire fic to be able to write the next chapter or is that just me

#lark.txt #writer's block on this one is so bad im so sorry for everyone waiting #truly lol #im trying

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imclou · 5 days ago

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can't believe fnaf brought me out of art hibernation man what a turn of events

#my art #clou's art summary #dca fandom #fnaf security breach #art summary 2024 #ayo rant in the tags #like everyone else on this planet my 2024 was tough haha #but it was really good artwise #ngl going back to drawing and being unapologetic about it irl was liberating #fr i met some real irl grinches since going to uni #the kind that make you feel bad about liking stuff other than work #i sorta felt ashamed at first and toned it down to focus solely on work #the fnaf dca worms were too strong though lmao #ngl this fandom is awesome #like #last time i checked what was going on in the arcane fandom and this place is a straight up warzone #also it turns out people work a lot better when they're happy how bizarre #no but really this fandom gave me a good deal of confidence in general :D #like YEA i love robots they're so cool how could anyone not like them #YEA i watch arcane every weekend even though i have mixed feelings about s2 it's a literal work of art #though some irl peps used to make me feel bad about enjoying stuff now whenever i meet one i feel sorry for them instead #especially when you ask them about THEIR hobbies instead and they answer 'idk tiktok?' like bruh #hey you #yeah you #if you're reading this don't feel ashamed of your interests #it's not worth it fr #go crazy have fun #draw that character you like #make a playlist for them #draft that fic you were thinking about

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anna-scribbles · 1 year ago

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they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)

#like guys. be real with me. how many options did you even try before turning to dark magic #nothing about the situation called for all that😭#in my mind they're like 22 and 25 here which makes it all even funnier #guys please just adopt a dog or something😭#nothing about either of you screams ready for parenthood #im so happy adrien agreste exists but the circumstances of his birth are so ridiculous #there is so much gabe and emilie couldve done besides this. they could have done anything #honestly knowing them(<-girl who believes she knows them) im not even convinced the infertility treatment wasnt working #I think they just both were so allured by the concept of a magic baby #they were like six months in and hadn't gotten pregnant yet and were like. well. I guess we're out of options! dark magic it is!#and made it everyone else's problem forever #these two wanted to be doomed by the narrative SO bad #honestly though being a 22 year old girl I kind of yet it. sometimes I see a cute baby and want one so bad maybe I too would use dark magic #maybe emilie agreste was just a girl.#anyway. sorry adrien that your parents were Like This but it is so so funny #anna rambles #ml #gabriel agreste #emilie agreste

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skkpaws · 1 month ago

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sometimes i cant help but giggle when i think about this scene because it’s such a significant scene for skk and reveals so much more about them during this time both as partners and individually .. and it originally came from the bsd mobile game 😭

idk who on the mayoi team was in the writing room absolutely cooking that day but i thank you

bonus dazai being all like ‘my partners mad at me 🥺 👉👈’

#this is probably something everyone knew but idc it’s so funny to me #add me on mayoi 771172076538 #sorry if the pic of the afterword is bad i took it myself since i couldn’t find it online 🤓#edit: one rb said asagiri apparently wrote it for the game so in that case asagiri i once again owe u my life #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd dead apple #skk #soukoku #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #dead apple

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yo-yo-yoshiko · 2 months ago

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Icarus but not at all, you know what i'm saying? Does that make any sense? Do you see him? Take my hand, we're watching him fall.

Also a bonus little alternate that I drew first but wasn't satisfied with the emotional choices at ALL. and an alt color of that lol cause you know i'm gonna abuse the hell outta that green color as much as possible lol

#drawing kenny having a bad time again~~#happy ending for everyone at all cost but what was the cost i guess??? lmao #sorry kenzaki.... I'll draw something nicer next time aldfkjae my head is in my hands...#kamen rider #kamen rider blade #kenzaki kazuma #fan art #kamen rider blade spoilers #blade spoilers #kenzaki's a winner but such a loser(depressing) that's what i wanted to get across i think #you tried too hard bud :(#There are a few shots in the finale that i noticed this time and thought “kenzaki... did you go for a little swim bud!? dude no!!”#things you dont notice the first time when you're busy banging your head through your computer screen.#whatever the original intention... SADDDDDDD #lost a few screws on this one lafkjalekj #but I learned to draw a lens flare for this so there's that lol!

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derpycatsu · 1 year ago

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HELLOOOOOOO i got super into vocaloid (GIANT EXPLOSION)

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radioroxx · 4 months ago

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prev reblog reminded me of this but it wasnt related enough to put into the tags so

hc that siffrin spent the first week or so of travelling with the party not actually knowing what they were doing / what the quest was for. he was just happy to help :)

#radio rambles #inspired by me on my first isat playthrough where it took me the entirety of act 2 to actually. understand what was going on #theres… a king? freezing people? like.. ice?? and. and the house. th. this is the house everyone was mentioning?? oh that makes sense #so like. freezing people. wh- wait freezing everything? huh?#i remember trying to talk to that one npcs wife and not realizing she was frozen 😭😭 i was making fun of her and everything too #my bad maam… sorry maam…..#in stars and time #also if u saw me reblog that jerma video and then delete it dw about it. it didnt happen #i realized it would be weird to refer to ‘prev reblog’ when the prev reblog was technically. a jerma video

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thekittyokat · 8 months ago

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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again #the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys #saw #well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand #know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows #your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn #thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down #something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness #the transformation of a man into a monster #and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption #sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this #do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore #it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating #fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn #i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him #until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else #well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God #where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium #anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus #maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man #i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed #if only he hadn't been weaponized first #god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already #but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there #rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts #ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly #cat chat

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badnewswhatsleft · 5 months ago

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absolutely fucking huge win for me: finally found a full clean copy of the sing-off 2014 holiday special that patrick was a judge on😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

this was such a grail for ages. i'm literally so happy.

look at him yapping about a cappella.

#media blitz #patrick stump #the sing off #fall out boy #honestly i think maybe only im lame enough to gaf ab this but w/e sharing it and encouraging everyone to download it #ik theres a copy on youtube but it's WATERMARKED and that is like one of my biggest ever pet peeves im sorry but it irks me soso bad😭#i remember watching some of this years ago i was like i gotta find another copy.#i gotta see my specialiest little guy or explode trying it was serious for me #funnily enough ive LOOKED on that vk site SEVERALtimes but i think with all the wrong search terms idk it EVADED ME FOR SO LONG

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cometblaster2070 · 12 hours ago

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do you think ariana grande has zero fear of saying and doing whatever the fuck she wants during the wicked press tour like about glinda being gay and in love with elphaba and all because she knows that literally nothing will come close to the bad press she gets by simply being with ethan slater so she just goes fuck it, GELPHIE IS CANON EVERYONE GLINDA IS A FUCKING LESBIAN AND SHE'S GAY FOR THE WITCH.

#wicked #wicked 2024 #shitpost #im sorry for being like this #i will go to bed now #ariana grande #glinda upland #elphaba thropp #gelphie #can't get it out of my mind now #because if i was her #and i already went through the bad press that came with yk the entire ethan slater fiasco #i'd say i don't think there can be a worse reaction to this #especially not to the gay witches #and so i'd say fuck it and decide to let everyone know i am a gelphie truther #which is valid ngl #appreciate all the content she is giving us #woman is the number one supporter i was kidding before but it's not funny now like

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