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blocking people like i'm a magical girl doing a cute pose with my pink gun that shoots hearts only the hearts are corrosive to everything they touch
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refused to let myself rest until i finished making this
#loz#legend of zelda#twilight princess#midna#ocarina of time#ganondorf#phantom hourglass#linebeck#skyward sword#ghirahim#minish cap#vaati#i thought about adding totk rauru? but hes just polite hes not quite a man whos a fancy lady#this is my opinion but tbh yeah. idc that twili midna looks like that we all saw her in imp form shes 100% a girl whos a gross dude#linebeck and ghirahim were going to be in this from the start but i really had to think abt who else to add#i like how its like. 3 major villains and then the companions with the best arcs#ganondorf ended up being so close to linebeck bc i ran out of room and also bc im gay about them#also i used linebeck's model instead of that one bit of official art bc in the art his coat is incorrect (missing bottom stripe) so. model.#also you get his gay little pose with the model so win#listen vaati is the one im the least sure about here but its fine#anyways. loz polycule from hell#my post#dying over how fucking similar ghirahim and oot ganondorf's poses are tho#TBH MIDNA AND LINEBECK ARE SIMILAR TOO#vaati is left out damn
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CHARLIEEEEEEE YOU'RE SO COOL AND FUN AND SILLY IT'S A JOY TO HAVE YOU AROUND (figuratively) AND I HOPE YOU ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME AND THAT WORK ISNT TOO STRESSFUL AND THAT YOU'RE HAPPY AND CAN DO WHAT YOU LOVE FOREVER <33333
HLSLKGLDDHSKDVFHSJDFIHJD;KB PIGEON THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU CAN'T BE NICE TO ME THIS MUCH!!!!!!
That's so sweet that's SOO nice YOU'RE so nice!!!!! You're always the coolest and you make beautiful art for anything you draw even fandoms I'm not in I'm like oooooooh~! cause you make everything so pretty. AND!!! You always have amazing ideas, every time I see you on the dash it's like OOH YESS HERE WE GO cause it's a banger every time!! I hope YOU have a really good time and college is chill and manageable and you get so many purrs and cuddles from your kitties every day and you experience joy every day!!!!
#Ask#Pigeonstab#I'm gonna cry dude you can't do this!!!#You're so sweet and kind thank you ;-;#As soon as I learn to swim you're getting SUCH a hug!!!!#A gross wet ocean-water hug but a hug nonetheless!!#Casting my spell of Feel Loved Always upon you!!!!#I hope all these exclamation points convey how much I'm wiggling around and kicking my legs#Such a sweet message I'm dying ;-; clipping through the floor falling into the backrooms#Telling that backrooms monster about how nice and cool my friend Pigeon is#And then going to bed after I finish one more thing whoops#Thank you Pigeon <3 1 million blessings on you
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its really specific and kind of petty but I hate being able to do something cool but because I'm not a conventionally attractive cis woman if I posted a video of me doing it it'd get like ten notes but if I was 5'4" with a full chest and a slim figure it'd be at like 140k notes. Part of me is like yeah Idc I don't want the attention but another part of me is like well I'm mad that if I did it wouldn't go anywhere bc of that.
#smokey talks#like the rope dart video or the girl blowing out candles with swords and stuff#i know that most of the viewership on those things are like... gross dudes who r like oooh yeah girl do thing....#but the fact that i cant share my skills or take joy in my hobbies publicly without being seen as a 'violent man' bc im trans is#incredibly frustrating#and also maybe its just the depression talking but. it really does not feel good when its like. doing the same thing and ppl r like#ew no one cares#but then a pretty cis lady does it and everyones like ooooh tell me moreeee#'shes so hottt not to be a lesbian but omg'#and it also feels like. ppl r being reductive of the talent displayed in the videos bc they always have to qualify:#like. 'i bet u didnt think a GIRL could do this.' when u should be like. wow this person is skilled#idk im just rambling i just wish someone would take interest in my hobbies#but the only community in my hobbies is wildly transphobic. so i cant even go there really#anyway ignore this im just rambling
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Mfw one of my favorite characters in a game either isn't popular and barely exists in the fandom, or everyone hates them.
#toy freddy#for the love of Scott Cawthon i beg all of you i need more toy freddy#balloon boy#he is my son and i will throw hands with you over him#the entirety of fnaf4#the twisted ones#they're so funky and gross#i don't care if they're just blank animatronics with illusion disks they've set up camp in my mush brain#this is mostly me crying bc i just had to make half of my favorite characters the least favored/most neglected of the entire damn franchise#also shipahoy dudley#sure wilson is a creep but dudley seems like a very polite boy#it's not his fault his father's a creepy old loon#shipahoy dudley#i worried glam chica would end up like my other favs considering how people basically acted like she didn't even exist before SB came out#anyways this originated from me being sour that toy freddy isn't very popular#y'all too busy lewding a clunky robot chicken that'd actually eat you to appreciate toy freddy#who canonically retired from killing night guards to be a gamer and is actually a pretty funky lil' dude#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#batdr#bendy and the dark revival#fnaf 2#fnaf 4#fnaf the twisted ones
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You know it’s a shoddy carpenter who blames their tools, but all this shit is broken.
#the Smurfs#Smurfstorm#smurfblossom#gutsy Smurf#vanity Smurf#hefty Smurf#handy Smurf#brainy Smurf#farmer Smurf#jokey Smurf#a collection of ship requests… in which only one of them in my hc would actually be an active and current relationship LAMO#stormblossom#whatever the fuck the gutsy/vanity ship name is. its 2:30 in the morning when i queue this so my brain is suggesting gutanity but im sure#thats not right.#anyway i ship both those pairs as being like. exes. still friends ! but didnt work out romance wise. still have fun together ^q^#hefty/handy#which is. handy not even being that much into dudes but like come on. heftys taste is p much exclusively bears. he has like 1 exemption#and its not his bestie?? its the weird little rat fuck twink that his bestie hates so much?? gross. your taste sucks.#now… da last one#jokey/farmer#now this i can get into as a cute little… like. There’s Something There.#farmer crushes first. he finds her dedication and hard work in following through on the stupidest bits charming.#realising the only men i ship her with are ones who she can have long discussions about chemicals with. hm.#her autism swag is charming…
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I hate chasers...
#there's this french dude who comes by the deli i work at in the store i work in#doesnt speak much english#and with my one year of french in highschool#i can barely communicate with him#he has a tendency to grab my hands and stroke them??? when he comes by? which is incredibly uncomfortable.#in any case#last night while i was shopping when i had gotten done with work#he ran into me#did the gross thing he does to my hands#and pressured me into giving him my phone number by making me call his phone from mine.#this counts as harassment right?
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I met people I knew only online for the first time irl last night and I'm still extremely exhausted cause I am not a social person so here. Take an OC.
Katale (Kitty) is wonderful and I love her and she's a criminal and that's fine. She likes to look cute and so whenever I see a really cute outfit in public with a specific vibe, I'm like "Kitty would love that". So here. Please. Please know that I saw this very pretty woman jogging with her hair pulled back, running shorts, and the CUTEST top with a little scarf from the same fabric tied and wow. It was. So wonderful, please have a wonderful day @ the lady I saw jogging yesterday.
#my characters#kitty is so funny to me cause she is absolutely used to a life of crime#shes second in command in a huge group because she actually forfeited the top command spot to her future boyfriend#and now they are exes and besties and she just really likes their criminal crew#and then she adopts a lil agent guy bc hes like a puppy and she is like listen that is my son now you cant hurt him#ANY OF YOU TRY TO HURT MY SON I HURT YOU including you rud my beloved ex current boss#and hes just like okay#and then they become a very weird messed up family of two crime bosses and a good boy#but anyway kitty is the glue that holds everything together and she commits crimes on the side of being nice#like oh sorry im late to get here i had to kill a man#but its also her getting phone calls from rud telling her sorry babe cant show up im a bit gross#and shes like oh yeah dude i get it sometimes blood just doesnt wanna hide :c ttyl smooches ily#anyway she deserves to have cute outfits and no one is gonna tell her otherwise#ALSO for those who dont know and might care shes a weeb she watches so much anime#she just ..... really likes anime and makes rud watch some shows with her during and after dating#he just goes along with it no complaints and he doesnt understand all the appeal#but it makes kitty happy so hes happy
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Ok not to be really mean but I’ve taken cold medicine so my filter is gone.
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How is Taylor Swift supposed to be releasing an album with such a beautiful, poetic, title literally, calling the album The Tortured Poets Department while dating a man that can’t read?!
#allylikethecat#unrelated to matty#i just really hate travis kelce#always have and always will#and i am fully convinced he cant read#and no one will convince me otherwise#but like TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT?!#then gonna lick some dude bros face on tv?!#the vibes are not vibing#like she can date who she wants and im happy shes happy#he’s just SO GROSS#and i hate seeing his dumb ugly face everywhere#ally’s thoughts#ally’s opinion that no one asked for#sorry for being controversal in main please dont hate me#im a sports girlie first and so my hatred of him runs deep#and is also football related#he’s a glorified oversized wide reciever!!
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not my photos but this is when i fell for him chat ngl (i didnt ss at the time cause i was uncool and ungamer
#squish the goober#twirls hair and giggles#god#no dude i like to say “oh this is my type!” and show big burly men but#those are like sub type#i like twinks#skinny and skrwanny#turns away in shame#toes dragging in the dirt#and when i say twink i say that with a grain of salt#i rlly just like em skinny and skrwanny and mean JDBNCJAN#esp astarion#also guess who got a diamond achivement yesterday for doing the squid#THIS GUY !!!#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate astarion#astarion#sighs dreamily#ew gross thats cringe#my next playthrough im doing dark urge#and instead of like new oc i jus did me fr#mostly cause whenever i have any type of game that has customs like this you know DAMN well im making myself at least once#my guardian is big giant drow woman#for my current char (miz'ri) its just a dwarf DJNJCA#i made myself an wood elf cause despite how much i actually dislike elves ik damn well my ass would be one
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It’s still so funny to me to think about Sniper being Scout’s first best friend on base only to find out the guy is fucking his dad
#‘you’re fucking my dad dude!’#‘nah mate. he’s the one fucking me.’#‘EW GROSS DONT CORRECT ME????’#like this all goes for blue/red and red/red blu/blu sniper spy lmao#tf2#sniperspy
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Sometimes I feel so left behind? My friends are in relationships or starting to date, and here I am, in love with a married man old enough to be my father. They're experiencing all kinds of firsts, and I've never even held hands with a guy.
#just caught up with my best friend of 8 ish years and she has a boyfriend now#I'm so extremely happy for her and she really likes him and he seems to really like her#but it's kind of messing with my head a little bit?#she's always been soooo against romance of any kind#while I was constantly crushing on someone she never liked anyone and thought me gushing over boys was gross#and she got a boyfriend first#I know that's probably such a horrible thing to feel and say#and I've tried to not feel it#but I cant#I guess I'm a little bit jealous but also not really? because I don't actually want a boyfriend I just like the idea of one#I'd go out with S in a heartbeat but he's not a realistic option for me#and I guess it really sucks because all the things that make me nervous about a relationship with anyone else like#kissing or sleeping together or just *being* together#don't make me nervous when I think about doing those things with him#like 100% realistically if he wasn't married and he kissed me I wouldn't freak out like I would if a dude my age did#I don't know what the FUCK this says about me but#anyways#male teacher crush#teacher and student#teacher crush#teacher crush community#male teacher x female student#teacher x student#male tc#teacher cc#s#teacher confessions#teacher crush blog#teacher crush confessions#male teacher
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭WAT THE HELL JACK. NOT YOU TOOO. DID ALPINE ORDER THEIR DRIVERS TO GET A BUZZCUT OR SOMETHING. Rest in piece to those beautiful locks, I’m gonna miss them dearly🕊️🙏
#baldpine#my shaylaaaa#I’m calling it this a plot flavio briatore made up to make us hate him so we don’t kill alpine once they replace him#im calling it#was the car too heavy already#jack doohan#buzzcut season#jd7#if they make their reserve drivers do this im coming for them#and their families#just kidding#maybe#formula 1#f1#formula one#alpine f1#alpine#f1 2025 season#I cut out jack’s armpit hair in this photo bc it grossed me tf out#shave yo pits my dude#not your whole ass head
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my boyfriends family is so fucking awful that no matter how good he is to me my friends constantly tell me to dump him
#genuinely just nasty gross fucking people#and ive been with him like six fucking years#with each one that passes they get worse and meaner#i walked out of their home one time because one of them kept saying slurs and they tried to convince my bf EYE was the bad guy#be so fr#he keeps begging me to spend time with them too#like dude you need to move out
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ohhh wine is so yucky in my mouth so bad in my mouth. have we considered things tasting tasty
and good. and delicious. instead of bad and gross. if you reading this now like wine you NEED to figure out if you like it as a form of self harm
#sorry. every single one of my many medications reacts with alcohol even when it#tartes gross. dude wine and beer are essentially the same gross#taste!!!!#fucking peach mojito my ASSSSS it’s just wine. i’m hitting my head on wall
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been looking in tags for a few days now to see if anyone else found the whole high cloud quintet and related story to be a bit.....poorly written, nonsensical, contradictory, full of plot holes and loose ends, etc. apparently i'm not the only one. (and i'm not even talking about shipping stuff, because any time I saw someone mad about bad writing, someone always replies to be homophobic and laugh about failed ships. weirdos.) it could have been so good but was thrown into the garbage for the most part (IF you noticed all the plot holes and contradiction. if not, then it's a fine enough story tbh. I expect most people to see it on surface level and not read all the little hidden lore bits and try to piece it together like my autistic brain did. which is ok! enjoy it if you liked it and ignore me 😆)
#apparently one of the writers did it on purpose. wont explain here. you can find it elsewhere. but it makes sense now#that's why it fell apart and didnt make sense in the end#ive seem people say anyone mad about it is a shipper and thats why. they use it as an excuse to be homophobes#youre gross get out of thos fandom. im here as someone upset about the story who was very skeptical about any ship theories and focused#more on plot theories and overall friendship and stuff so its not even about shipping you het weirdos!!!#the contradictions and plot holes are bd regrdless of who you ship lmao stop reducing it to that#aure its fine if you ignlre those plot holes. but it happened to be the little plot holes that interested me the most so its obvious to me😅#cant wait until a talented writer in the fandom rewrites the whole story a lot better and fills in the holes and ties up the end better#please someone do this 😭#lee text#hsr#i just wanted a close found family who met a tragic end#my idea for a better way to write it is dan feng wanted free from the high elder cycle and yingxing helped him create a new elder#but it went wrong and failed because the preceptors fed him wrong info hopong it woukd destroy dan feng since they hated him#instead it was yingxing that died and dan feng selfishly brought him back somehow and thats why hes immortal and hates dan heng now#they created a monster in the process that made a mess and baiheng died trying to kill it maybe but hit its weak spot#so it was weaked enough for jingliu to slay it#maybe for a plot twist jing yuan somehow knew the preceptors were up to something and didnt stop the two because#they were too stubborn and he knew it would do nothing#we know the dragon heart disappeared so either it ended becoming bailu in the end#or it could be inaide blade bow. another fun possible plot twist. they never explained where it went so it coukd be a n y w h e r e#i had other ideas but i forget now. bht baiheng deserves better as well. just being a plot mechanism to make two dudes be stupid#is kinda bland and boring and wasted her character. she deserves better too!!!!#id write this if i had the time and brain power but ill hope someone else does it instead#OH yeah i forgot a big idea. dan feng and yingxing perhaps try to also kill the arbor and end the abundance and long life/reincarnation#and maybe that was one part that led to it all going wrong or something. since yingxing wanted revenge on the abundance for destroying#his home and family???? and dan feng wanted to escape the cycle? similar wants that worked together snd failed#these are all ideas from past theories i read and my own ideas i came up with all of which are better than what that bad writer did!#these are very incomplete ideas that im sure someone else can write better#lee rambles
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