#this one is a certified classic

[dxstinesia]

[bondagebimbo]

listen, if the fact that I sound like this while fucking myself doesn’t make you wanna fuck me, coupled with me having one of the prettiest pussies ever, idk what will like I give up y’all

[avocado62524]

[house-md-imagines]

house and wilson get caught by his minions doing you know what

they can NOT be caught doing THIS in a HOSPITAL!!!

[blaintism]

@gleesource 500 followers celebration day 4: tina cohen chang + her pop rock playlist

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[aho-bot]

I honestly can't wait to watch this movie. Original audio is Idris Elba eating hot wings

[oldinterneticons]

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

sorry im coping with aus again oopsie daisy. anyway here's my take on a fantasy au

it all started with me rewatching the D&D movie and thinking "hm. what (broad) classes would the neighbors have?"

and after much thinking i came to the conclusion: Barnaby = Bard / Eddie = Paladin / Sally = Sorcerer / Julie = fighter / Frank = monk / Howdy = Artificer / Poppy = Healer / Wally = 'Wizard'

those seem fitting! BUT i don't like restrictions or rules so in this very light worldbuilding for a casual (strongly glaring at myself here) CASUAL au, it's only dnd-esque. not actually dnd yk yk

in my head, they're not technically puppets for this au. they're flesh and blood, they've got bones, etc. they're actual Creatures, though they still look like Them! Julie's still pink w/ candy-corn-horns! Frank is still a gray tube! Barnaby is a big blue dog! they're just... not puppets. it's the same for the other beings in this fantasy world - they all keep the style, but they're all flesh n' blood if that makes sense. a cartoony fantasy world

so they have their little found family adventuring group titled, of course, The Neighborhood. because when they were first forming, Wally went "oh! are we a neighborhood? i've always wanted neighbors!" and it Stuck. so they all lovingly refer to each other as neighbors, even though the closest they get to being actual neighbors is pitching their tents next to each other & staying at an Inn in neighboring rooms

like your classic group of adventurers, they're almost constantly on the move. the longest they stay in one place is a couple of months - the rest of the time they're wandering! they take quests, get roped into general Shenanigans, etc. they adventure! and get into a lot of battles of varying severity

so Barnaby is still kiiiiind of a bard? best i can describe him is jack-of-all-trades moral support! he provides battle music, keeps the mood light, and stands off to the side to offer quips and tips. he prefers not to fight, and only Gets Involved when the others need Backup. even then, he usually takes the role of defending his neighbors. he has a good eye for whether or not physical support is needed - he never needs to be asked when there's a legitimate need for him! unless he's thoroughly distracted from the goings-on. he does have magic, but it's more for show / defense-based

Eddie's still pretty classically a paladin. healing powers, armor, there to be on the front lines and Protect! the group's sword and shield! he technically serves a god but he forgot who <3 he just makes the occasional general offering and mumbles some vague prayer. he's super friendly! super helpful! super willing to dive into the line of fire! Will disregard his own safety without a second thought! his magic is pretty much restricted to healing, and it's weak healing at that (maybe because he can't properly serve his god...), so it's mostly good for quick mid-battle heals and little wounds. temporary fixes!

Sally has innate fire/light magic, and she's very showy with it! she puts Flair and Pizazz into all of her casts and is very dramatic on the battlefield - she manages to turn her fights into a performance. She tag-teams keeping the Neighborhood entertained with Barnaby. he handles the humor/lightheartedness, she handles the escapism/encouragement. she writes scripts & stories in her off-time, and often reads them (or spins a new one) after dinner. when they have weeks / month breaks in one spot, sometimes she'll recruit local thespians to create a play

Frank is all about that hand-to-hand combat babey! he wants to feel bones break under his fists! he wants those split knuckles! he very often starts fights, and even more often finishes them - what he lacks in raw power he makes up for in vicious tenacity. he just Keeps On Going! he seconds as the group's Knowledge Guy. while his hobby is studying insects, he also catalogues/studies monsters and enemies and terrain so that the Neighborhood can always be prepared. the only time he stays out of fights is when he's researching or note-taking. he tries to micromanage the battle from afar anyway

Julie is like... put a druid, a fighter, and a barbarian in a blender. she's got a big sword! she's got seemingly endless energy in battle! she can talk to plants, especially flowers! her flora magic is very minor, so it's not like she's making giant roots burst out of the ground and strangle people. but plants can give her information, and if she asks nicely and they feel like it, sometimes they'll help her out. in battle she's a force to be reckoned with! nothing will stop her and her sword! she's usually the second (closely following Frank, with Eddie hot on her heels) Neighbor charging into battle - but she's the one with the stellar war cry! & where Sally and Barnaby tend to the Neighborhood's emotional wellbeing & entertainment, Julie keeps things fresh with Physical Activities during their downtime!

Poppy is a powerful healer! she draws on an individual's energy (often taps into her own as well) to convert it into healing power. it's draining but it's damn good healing! she also takes the role of the Neighborhood's cook (the others still like to help, especially Frank who is essentially her sous-chef) and makes sure they're all healthy. she hangs back during battles, waiting to (and hoping that she doesn't have to) heal a wounded Neighbor. if one of them is badly hit, she forces herself to run into battle and drag them to safety before working on their injury. she has a tiny bit of illusion magic, which she'll cast from afar to assist her Neighbors. she tries not to use it outside of emergencies - it takes a lot of energy, which she tries to conserve just in case.

Howdy has Zero Magic! none! four hands and none of them are magical! however, he's a damn good inventor & a whiz at potion making. he can Use magical items like there's no tomorrow - he just can't wield it himself. he supplies the group with potions, helpful items, all sorts of goodies - given that they can trade for it with anything he'd accept in-canon. the only exception is when they're mid-battle - he hands stuff out when needed without haggle. he supplies the group with their cash when they're not getting it from looting/quests - he has a magic backpack that can unfold into a fully-stocked merchant stall! he sells at towns, on the road, anywhere he can! In battle he hangs back with Poppy and, yes, supplies items, but he also uses ranged attacks - magical weapons that cast for him, magic 'bombs', that sort of thing! but there's a little secret - he's the Neighborhood's secret weapon. he invented fantasy guns! four magic revolvers that, when the 'second safety' is turned off, multiply into a giant clusterfuck of guns (with ammo ranging from magic 'bullets' to essentially rocket launchers). unfortunately he can only use this setting once & for a limited time before the guns overload & have to be manually repaired. so he either uses them off of the first safety (i.e, they're 'normal'), or not at all. you know shit is Really hitting the fan when he joins a fight

and Wally! Wally Wally Wally... you may have noticed that i put his class 'wizard' in quotes. that's because he says he's a wizard, but he's not! he just says he's one due to the automatic stigma and fear of what he really is - a Warlock! his patron is Home, an eldritch horror that many would classify as a demon. they have a very special, codependent pact that neither of them can live without - Wally wears their 'seal' as a house-shaped pendant on a choker (necklace) hidden under his clothes. Home is extraordinarily powerful, but Wally barely taps into that power. he has a grimoire that Home inscribed with a bunch of sigils that convert into spells when drawn & then cast in the air. the only other powers he uses are seeing-in-the-dark, seeing-magic, and opening teleportation doors! Wally can't sleep, but he can doze - though he's never fully unaware of his surroundings (its kind of like how dolphins only sleep with one half of their brain). he still eats with his eyes, which both feeds him & acts as a form of providing daily energy to Home, since Home can't exactly consume souls every day. If Wally uses too much magic, he has to rest inside of Home's house-form, which is the only time he actually fully sleeps. no one knows about Home, or that Wally is lying about his wizard status.

Home is a lovecraftian being with three forms. the first is the lowest power level - a cute one-room house with Eyes! i.e: Home Classic! Wally's pendant unfolds into it, and it's the main way Wally and Home physically interact & communicate. the second is possession - if Wally explicitly allows it, Home can completely take over his body and kind of 'tuck him away' to have a nice deep nap while Home takes the reins (Home can technically force this, but it's very difficult and would not go over well w/ Wally - it would also be an unstable possession). the third is Home's true form - a massive shadowy eldritch monster made of writhing darkness and nightmares that no one in their right mind would look at, let alone fight. Home has very complicated feelings about Wally & the Neighborhood. they are also, quite literally, Wally's heart - which is part of their pact.

i have some scene ideas & little Plot Concepts (most notably the times the Neighborhood learns two Very Big Secrets about Wally, one of which being the warlock/Home reveal).

but yeah that's moooostly it. basic stuff yk, not very in depth! just fun things to feed my maladaptive daydreaming & escapism

[zebedeezing]

Webseries moment that changes the trajectory of your life

[moxsquanch]

MOXSQUANCH'S OFFICIAL FAVOURITE MAMMA MIA SONGS IN ORDER:

Disclaimers: slipping through my fingers is #1 but i cant listen to it bc it makes me cry so it's not ranked + the lower songs on this list are still A tier songs by normal music standards i don't hate any of them - this list killed me to make it was so hard

1. voulez vous

2. gimmie gimmie gimmie

3. chiquitita

4. lay all your love on me

5. does your mother know

6. take a chance on me

7. winner takes it all

8. dancing queen

9. i have a dream

10. i do, i do, i do

11. mamma mia

12. super trouper

13. the name of the game

14. thank you for the music

15. honey honey

16. money money money

17. under attack

18. entr'act

19. knowing me knowing you

20. s.o.s

21. overture/prologue

22. our last summer

23. one of us

[themainspoon]

Ok, so the post I made about the Pokémon VS Lions hypothetical has gottern more popular than I expected. One of the things happening in the notes of that post that has entertained me more that I thought it would has been the discussion of Arceus's divinity, and how both Arceus and Mew have claim to the title of "First Ponémon". The reason it has entertained me is because people have theories, and this topic is apparently more complex than the "Pokémon Creationist" and "Pokémon Evolutionary Theorist" binary I presented. I'm making a poll to quiz people on which position they hold, but I want to present the positions first:

Pokémon Creationism: Arceus is the first Pokémon, and it created all other Pokémon. Mew is not the common ancestor of all Pokémon, and is instead just related to all of them genetically.

Pokémon Evolutionary Theory: Mew is the First Pokémon and the common Ancestor of every other Pokémon. Pokémon like Arceus are undeniably anchient and powerful, but they are not divine.

Ok this is where the names start getting a little creative:

Pokémon Temporal Indeterminism: Time began with the creation of Dialga, before Dialga (who is never claimed to be the first Pokémon) there was no time, no "before" or "after". Therefore both Arceus and Mew can be the first Pokémon, because if both existed before time, than there is no way that one could have existed before the other. Arceus created Mew, Arceus decended from Mew, both of these things are simultaneously true, both first Pokémon are simultaneously responsible for the creation of the other.

Pokémon Holy Binarism: Mew and Arceus are different parts of the same Binary Godhead. The relationship between Arceus and Mew is like the relationship between God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit within the Holy Trinity of Christianity. The Godhead is what came first and how both can claim the title of "First Pokémon". This is different from Pokémon Temporal Indeterminism, because Pokémon Temporal Indeterminism views Mew and Arceus as seperate beings who both came to exist before time, whereas Pokemon Holy Binarism views them as different manifestations of the same singular divine entity.

Pokémon Intelligent Design: Arceus and all the other Sinnoh legendaries existed as deities before they existed as Pokémon. Mew is the first Pokémon than existed as a Pokémon, and all other Pokémon, including the Pokémon forms Arceus and the other deities now take, are decended from Mew. Arceus is the first thing that would eventually be a Pokémon that existed, but Mew is the first actual Pokémon.

[spoonzadelic]

Something was in the air 

[kerbedotjpeg]

had to kill an ant in fallout new vegas and became sick to my stomach. why must I hurt a horse sized friend. a horse sized friend that did breathe fire on me but a friend none the less!!

[heardchef]

Im interested to see how they handle the opening of “The Bear” in the next season. A new restaurant by a chef of Carmys stature would surely warrant attention in the culinary world and i wonder if theyll play with how that could affect his mental

yes!

i'm begging for just a little exploration of the mental fuckery that would ensue when things inevitably go wrong, or carmy fails to exceed expectations and he has to accept that it's because of him this time? we saw carmy 'succeed' except that journey was fueled by spite. i rlly want to see carmy's reaction to failure/stress when he's starting with a semi-blank slate and support.

i want to see him react to something where the fault lies solely with him. there are no empty pill bottles stashed away in the office this time. mikey isn't looming over every inch of the kitchen. carmy has people in his corner and things are still crumbling. even if it's just for a second, i think that'd be interesting to see carmy grapple with that.

[house-md-imagines]

Transgender T-shot

the T in T shot is for taub

[lilidawnonthemoon]

6 years ago today Red Velvet released Bad Boy/ The Perfect Red Velvet- the 2nd album repackage ❤️‍🔥