#this movie is the bane of my existence

[startanewdream]

Rewatched the HBP movie last night and, Sweet Lord, they've butchered my fave book.

[sonseulsoleil]

if i had a nickel for every time jonathan bailey came across a woman in the woods whilst on horseback and immediately offended her only to find himself falling in love with her I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot and it should happen more.

[mikelogan]

THE INVITATION (2022) dir. Jessica M. Thompson

[honda-odyssey-the-queer-allegory]

Buck is DETERMINED to get him out of there. He will be damned if he ever leaves Steves' side again. And now that he knows Steve will be on the front lines? You can bet your ass Bucky is right there with him. After this, he is ALWAYS at his hip. Litterally almost every frame with the two of them after this they are elbow to elbow. And oddly enough, Buck is almost always on his left...

I KNOW for a fact that this moment held so much power for the two of them. Bucky, having just (most likely) been tortured, saw his best friend of whom he thought was still in Brooklyn trying to get enlisted. He sees him for the first time in months (or years) and immediately will go through hell or high water for Steve. And STEVE heard that he was in trouble and possibly even KIA, and decided to immediately run into enemy territory to rescue him.

I hate that they are all I can think about rn because they are so TRAGIC

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

The crazy, dynamic duo - Vincent Price and Peter Lorre -

The Comedy of Terrors (1963) dir. Jacques Tourneau

[suprecorp]

COURTNEY EATON in PARACHUTE (Trailer #1)

[rottenapplefae]

a close up look of my last post

[bromcommie]

captain america: the winter soldier (10th anniversary tribute)

Are you sure you're ready for the world to see you, as you really are? for @catws-anniversary <3 | focusing on the movie as a whole so not any one prompt but amongst other things: PTSD, mission, compromised, project insight, soundtrack/music, favourite Steve quote impromptu insiprational speech

[c0ntr0l-c0re-angel]

i hate the defense that “the movie isn’t that bad bc borderlands has always been cringey!!”

YES but it was cringy in a SINCERE way!! i didn’t love sir hammerlock’s goofy ass dialogue because it was written while randy pitchford was winking at the fucking camera and going “see how meta we are?”

i loved it because it was goofy in a way that you could tell how much the writers loved him!! He was never written with a malicious undertone so that you could point and laugh at the 4th wall breaking!!! for the love of fucking god!!! he was goofy and cringey in a loveable way!!!!!!!! the 4th wall breaking unironically only works if your intent isn’t to undermine your own fucking writing by preemptively making fun of it so no one else can!! i’m dying!!! i’m dying and it’s randy pitchford’s fault!!!

[whistler-king]

that little farm where every wish comes true by HangmanBradshaw

“You’re unbe-leaf-able.” “You’re a sap.” “And you look radish-ing.”

[chevaliermalfets]

[stylecouncil]

I bet you all are like really jealous of me now. well it pays to be into things because they’re good and not because of shitty movies.

[moonroselily]

I hate the Fantastic Beasts movies. Here are the main reasons why:

1. Most characters are irrelevant to the story, and some aren’t supposed to exist yet but were added anyway as nostalgia. A (sarcastically or ironically) flawless example of this canon-destructive writing: Minerva McGonagall was born on October 31st 1935, so she couldn’t be teaching at Hogwarts in the 1910s as they claimed in the flashbacks of the second movie.

2. Newt Scamander is the most out-of-place main character I’ve ever seen. This SHOULD be a story about a young Albus Dumbledore. This SHOULD NOT be a story about a character briefly mentioned to have written a children’s book with 0,01% relevance to the main story in Harry Potter, and even that is being exceedingly generous.

3. The Blood Pact is canonically impossible to exist based on the history we get about Gellert Grindelwald and Albus Dumbledore in the Deathly Hallows (book.) It’s an outstanding example of cheap writing. The writers, directors and producers apparently didn’t know how to convey the deep emotional turmoil of a character (Dumbledore) in movies, so they created a physical object to solve a plot problem while destroying the canon in the process and downplaying the very human emotions of the very human characters.

4. How the fuck did Albus Dumbledore predict every event of the third movie? He is not a Seer, unlike Gellert Grindelwald, which brings me to my final and most outraging reason.

5. The complete and utter character assassination of Gellert Grindelwald as a wizard Hitler with genius-level intelligence is the most unforgivable crime in every movie he is in, starting from The Deathly Hallows Part One.

Edit: I completely forgot when I wrote this post that Albus Dumbledore was canonically a Transfiguration Professor, not the DADA Professor until these movies also fucked it up.

This is moderately constructive (considering my whirlwind of anger) but a brief summary of my opinions on this franchise, which as far as I’m concerned, isn’t canon.

I do not accept Fantastic Beasts as canon, but I will forever be outraged and complain about its existence.

[toastybugguy]

now wait a minute. now hold on now.

derek born in 1988. is 23 years old in season 1. is 25 by show end. movie takes place in 2026, 13 years post season 6. derek is now 38. derek’s son eli is 15. 38 minus 15.

eli is born. when derek is 23.

what in the teen wolf timeline fuckery

[maevesdarling]

Did I do it right?

[doglintime]

HELLO BULLET TRAIN FANDOMMM have some ladybug because i watched this movie last night and i am still not over it also i hate brad pitt and his stupid hard to draw nose