Not me getting secondhand anxiety looking at the absolute chaos of this hypothetical discord user’s life based on these messages-
This person is apparently
• Travelling internationally likely very soon
• Currently having homework for an active biology class
• At least somewhat present in the moderation of a server
• Actively involved in competitive sports
• Has an engagement or event currently planned (that is understandably being ignored)
Maybe I’m lazy or something but this is enough to make me curl up and die
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A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)
Part 43 (Masterlist)
(Part 44)
Me, to myself: I just think the series was better when I posted several times a week because the pacing felt more natural, and it translates better when people binge it.
Also Me, holding two jobs and a bat: If you try to post once a day again, I will disconnect your head from your shoulders—
@bruciemilf guess who’s back
Anyways, folks! :D So I'm thinking of a new upload schedule where I spend a bit preparing the next ten or so parts then post it all in two weeks? I think that would be fun (and much better for my creative process.)
I’ll be posting the next part very soon :) But it's going to be drastically different from what I've done before. Let’s see if anyone can guess why.
Yada yada don’t die LOVE Y’ALL
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A whumpee who (presumably after escaping whumper or just being missing for an extended period of time) gets home, greets everyone like they weren't ever gone, ignores their questions and just immediately goes to bed
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Harlan made Arthur malnourished and sleep-deprived because he knew he would be too powerful if he had regular food and a full night's sleep. Arthur Lester is kicking ass running off of *checks notes* a can of peaches, tomato soup, a pint of beer(?), Mr. Faust, and that handful of times he was knocked unconscious or passed out from blood loss. Imagine what he could do at full power lol
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I'm clearly sane and totally normal for him- What??.haha
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