#this man unlocked something in me
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Cat King behind the scenes😔
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Woa
#tboi#tboi fanart#tboi au#israel au#dark esau#tboi azazel#tboi lazarus#tboi abel#tboi magdalene#tboi maggie#tboi cain#jacob and esau#i don't watermark my things all that often anymore but this is something that made me go damn. i should do that#i wanted to add a few of Israel's unlockable items onto the background wings but i think this is already enough of a clusterfuck lmao#anyway i love this au sm i love building characters up just to traumatize them in the worst ways i can think of lmao#for now they're all relatively chill and having a good time#but oh man when i eventually draw the truth I'm going to feel terrible#shoutout to Esau though he's a good brother and i did him dirty he deserved better#omori au
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So I saw a screenshot of Ralph without his hat (for his wedding outfit + I think a DLC outfit didn't have it?) and honestly. There's a reason he wears it. It's unfair if he doesn't. Olive Town really is just "hot bisexuals in your area" and they would thrive if they advertised it as such.
#sos pioneers of olive town#ralph#jack#i will never not love jack ok i have been playing again and i cant help it#once i unlock giant bear carvings to craft i make him the happiest man on the planet#its just something i have to do ok i love jack a lot#i do still really enjoy bringing ralph soup to the woods like a loser and handing it over while he eats lunch#but the point im trying to make is i cant stop loving jack and it really hinders my desire to romance others lmao#also i was googling some refs of ralph after i found the wedding ss because it was a lil cut off and i wanted the full look#and i saw a lot of questions like is poot worth it or comments about how its incredibly avg for a game#or how its not as great as past installments and im like ........... but the cast is so endearing to me#again its different strokes for different folks and not everyone will love the same farming sim as i will but still#dont be mean to my olive town babies......#the fact there are so many cutscenes in there of families interacting and moms being mom friends and gossip buddies#the fact there are so many cutscenes just about how these people live their lives is so wholesome to me#like sure the farmer is featured in the heart events#but there are so many where you arent the center ! youre just a bystander to like#a bro putting his younger bros motorcycle in the museum and the museum owner being mad theres a motorcycle in the museum#while then having multiple other people show up like YO SICK BIKE YOU GUYS HAVE THIS STUFF IN THE MUSEUM#while the younger bro is beaming cause thats his baby he loves his motorcycle and you better love it too#like its just so fascinating to exist in the town but not be the entire reason everyone keeps on going about their lives#yeah you interact and befriend them and you do tasks to help develop the island but it doesnt feel like thats why people like you#which is really important to me bc i feel like i have to do things to make people like me#i have to have a reason to interact with people irl or its just me being in their way#and poot lets me just live alongside people peacefully and talk to lil harvest sprites that hand me food and rocks and logs#anyway that is SO MUCH propaganda for a story of seasons game that no one asked for thanks gnight
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if I write a captain smoker smutty piece will anyone care
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guys i have an obsession with meg! sam it’s not fucking funny
all the edits i’ve been getting on my feed have been of meg sam and it’s not helping it at all
as if i want it to stop i need the algorithm to serve me more of meg sam
jared padalecki had no RIGHT making meg! sam that hot like WTF
#daisy yaps <3#i’m so incredibly normal about meg sam#like so normal#it’s not like he plagues me every time i open my instagram explore page#i need him so bad it’s not even funny#it makes me look like a pathetic person#but if meg sam told me to sit pretty and beg#id be already on my knees at his feet#meg sam has rewritten my brain chemistry that needs to be studied#like why in the fuck is he so hot??#like sam in general is my pookie bear and i adore him so#but meg sam unlocks something feral in me#(i mean sam already does that on a daily)#but meg sam just makes me gnaw at my enclosure LOL#meg sam the man that you are#yapping about sammy#sammy my boy#meg!sam#sam winchester#sam winchester x reader#supernatural#spn
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i don't even like video games so why have i been playing Red Dead 2 for the past eight hours gay
#i think me brain likes the Reward of successfully one hit killing things with a bow and arrow#i was born in the wrong generation (should've been a hunter gatherer)#i dont even care about the story!!! the tutorial / first chapter was tedious as fuck!#im only completing missions to unlock things so that i can Keep Fucking Around!!!#also my horse's name is wizard and if anything happens to her im killing everyone in this game#thankfully when the fuckin. asshole odriscolls Ambushed me i was riding a backup horse i'd just tamed#so THAT one died instead of my darling wizard. but still. cmon#she was a gorgeous buckskin... her name was gonna be Egg... i was on my way to the stable to name her...#BUT YEAH I DONT EVEN LIKE THIS GAME ALL THAT MUCH WHY CANT I STOP PLAYING#maybe my brain is like 'oh my god finally something New. something other than the same shit we've been doing'#killin turkeys and deer#i tracked an elk into a train tunnel AND HIT IT!!#but it didnt die!!! and ran out!!! and then i couldnt find it!!! cmon!!#this game is so infuriating Why Cant I Stop#absolutely unprompted#though i have been thoroughly entertaining myself with my own antics#'i want to be nice to people 🥺'#ten seconds later im killing a man i couldve easily saved purely bc there were no witnesses around <3#well! he would'a talked! i got a camp to protect and provide for!#oh ok yeah i also think my brain likes being able to be a rugged western man w a beard#riding horses and Providing in a slutty little outfit i picked out#most of the game is Such A Drag (as my darling shikamaru would say)#but there are some good bits. addicting bits. sigh#like the allure of open world. optional story. yeah <3#no rules <3
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did i tell u guys that they them has a necklace thats the chain from a punching bag that they broke. Like they punched it too hard and the chain came off. and they wear it as a necklace. I need them so bad it’s unreal. good night
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My party was so fun
#I’m obsessed with myself#the room wasgorgeous#and I was gorgeous#AND I DANCED#I ACTIALLY DANCED#AND NOW I WANNA DANCE FORWBER#IT WAS SP FUN#I don’t feel like a failure anymore#and I like makeup now#I had a party and man that unlocked something in me#STOP I TOOK LIKE 50 MILLION PICS OF MYSELF#��!me talking💀
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Finding out the DIC version of Sailor Moon is now unable to be legally watched *anywhere* and very well could become lost media is devastating to me.
Do you have ANY idea how much of my writing career was influenced by this cheesy 90s Soundtrack alone?!
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Seriously... this song still tugs at the heart strings.
#carriedreamer speaks#Sailor Moon Dub#it was so cheesy but it unlocked something in my brain man#and its never let go#like again I am so sad and I pray that whoever owns the rights to the OST of this releases it someday#like please and thank you#if you need me I'll be listening to the cheesy goodness of Sailor Moon Dub#sailor moon#Youtube
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in the same way that I wasn't born gay, I saw katie mcgrath in merlin when I was 9 and that made me gay - I wasn't born autistic, I saw david tennant in doctor who when I was 10 and that made me autistic
#i love that silly skinny space man#my doctor who special interest had been sitting dormant for a decade and it's coming back with a vengeance#it truly unlocked something in me#a core memory for me: in year 6 we had to do a presentation about any topic we wanted and I hate public speaking but#I was sooo excited to talk about doctor who. I spent so long on my presentation and I brought in all my memorabilia to show the class#and everyone laughed at me and I didn't understand why#huh that was actually maybe traumatising#ah hindsight#anyway#bbc merlin#merlin#katie mcgrath#doctor who#david tennant
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Me: *explaining, when asked, the short version of the story of how I got to this town*
Pastor of the church I'm visiting: Okay. I could believe that story.
...is there any reason you shouldn't, sir? Do I look like a liar to you?
#random personal stuff#I have been going here a year and a half and interacting with this man and his wife has not gotten less awkward#I don't know if it's me or them or both of us#reportedly they've told my friend when they invited her and her husband to dinner that they don't know how to get through to me#...sorry? I think at this point all of us have kind of given up#but I did try today - he got to unlock a little personal information#surely that counts for something?
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terrified to ask but doing it anyways. c-clown matt?
anywhere, any place, any position, wet, dry, at the office, behind a 7/11, in the clown car, top, bottom, amazon, in public, in a broom closet, over the back of a couch, on camera, in the shower, in a church, at the bank, at a party, at his dad’s house,
#something shifted in me that day#clown matt unlocked the inhibitors on my brain#after that i became a frothing animal for that man
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see i think aym.eric would look even better if he was a bit roughed up and had some stubble you know? look like a man who just did some hard work
#SORRY MAN IM GOING THROUGH SOMETHING RN#JAYCE IN ACT II REALLY UNLOCKED SOMETHING IN ME THAT I DONT THINK CAN BE SEALED AGAIN#my posts#this is so embarrassing don't look at me#this in conjunction with realizing i'm kind of a feminine gay man is like#bro it's so fucking over for me
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Finished my Arsène Lupin collection. What a ride. I cackled several times. 10/10, I already want to reread it.
#absolutely iconic character#does a goofy little crime that pisses off every single detective in France#and sends herlock sholmes into a near-murderous rage#absolutely lost my mind at the boat scene.#lupin: *yapping continuously and pridefully refusing to move* sholmes: *sitting there deathly quiet and also pridefully refusing to move*#the boat: *currently sinking. water up to their knees*#storyrambles#it’s genuinely good crime fiction. it’s also so fucking funny.#lupin chatting to the guy he just knocked out as he unlocks his safe: ‘you know I have to admire the plot you came up with’#*sees the corpse of the man’s wife stashed in with the valuables and remembers the guy murdered her to get them*#lupin kicking his unconscious body: ‘you WRETCH I’ve lost all respect for you’#and then there’s ganimard who just straight up strangled lupin after he escaped prison and lupin was so offended gjsjjdfj#comes in from the skylight instead of coming in through the door to make his dramatic reveal have more impact#arsène lupin is a comedy#though I did enjoy lupin’s more serious moments too#he surprised me a little by just how sympathetic he often was towards people#especially people down on their luck or in awful situations#he usually helps out in that case… though he always gets something out of it too lol#arsène lupin#random thoughts
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#1 problem with some analysis is that people turn the narrative into something which supports their own beliefs rather than trying to understand the argument the show is making in itself, whether you agree with it or not
one of my teachers tells us constantly that it isn’t about what you believe but about what you can argue with what you’re given. whether or not you agree with the message doesn’t matter, it’s about understanding the message in the first place
#this CAN be true but. that’s not what they’re saying. it isn’t what they’re telling you#something that /can/ be true is more like a headcanon or fits into fanon#but that doesn’t mean it’s true in terms of the show itself#this is in fact about will byers#i don’t know how will fans do it man i really don’t#the urge to write the most argumentative insane posts about will byers is unreal#i need circle time with people who understand will please please please please please#i am numb to mike misunderstanding. not understanding will unlocks violence within me i have never experienced#i understand why people don’t get mike because there is so much room for interpretation but. but Will#head in my hands#not vagueposting necessarily. just in general
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“Maybe beg for it if you want it so bad” oh i fucking popped OFF with that oh my god
#thoughts#learning that i can make this man beg for pictures of me has unlocked something in my brain that shouldnt have been unlocked#yes this is stil labout colorado man i am unfortunately whipped by a pretty tall man
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