#this man is ridiculous

[twistingsands]

anthony smothering his huge protective streak for francesca's sake and then not being able to keep it in when it comes to his mother is so perfect. like kate mellows him out but he's still our stupid little baby from seasons 1 and 2

[mrsoharaa]

Jealous fwb! Satoru who gets MILDLY jealous when another man approaches you ever so thoughtlessly, as though he could woo you into his arms (his pants). And even though you both don't have a solid commitment to one another — that doesn't stop Satoru from lunging onto your hip and hound over you like a needy dog in heat. Messily, shamelessly suckling at the juncture of your jaw to the nook of your neck while firmly glaring at the clearly uncomfortable, defeated man standing before you. (this boosts Satoru's ego like NO OTHER, TRUST ME)

And of course you give shit to Satoru for being such a pestering idiot for pulling such a daring act on you, in public no less. But he only responds to you with fits of childish chortles and a wide, cocky smirk that beamed of sheer pride and enjoyment (he gets off from flustering you).

[mctwinkdom]

Carlos is so funny. He wishes Lando a happy birthday on insta story and then proceeds to post about ten thirst traps

[sanji-screenshots]

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[lady-phasma]

I want to see his wrinkles more... 🥺

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ilysm! Because same! I'm not exactly sure why for me, maybe because it's comforting because we're the same age? I dunno, but I have looked at this particular photo too many times 😅 I love that you're obsessed with them too! 💕

He's probably not excited to have them but I think they are delicious. So I'm responding with one of the b&w pics that have utterly ruined my life.

[camifornilla]

I want to salute the bisexual Black woman who broke Hozier’s heart. Your contributions to music are immeasurable and you deserve the world, babe

[john-cleven]

Not yo-yo waddling around like a penguin, pants soaked in blood and screaming "hello?!" like he's a white girl in a horror movie

[feraltwinkseb]

Athens 2004

[carnethyne]

[fwon1]

KEVIN WTF DO YOU MEAN????

[kakeboss20]

Started watching Sweet Magnolias and the audacity that Bill has to judge Maddie is insane

This man better check himself I swear

[stuckstucktrolls]

The funniest thing about this bastard is that chronologically he is over thirty and developmentally he's like, early twenties. And he will be for DECADES. And makes silly puppy faces like that. And he kills and eats people with his vampire husband.

[mrsoharaa]

Hehehehehe am thinking

Thinking about Miggy taking you on his private yacht and bending you over the railing and fucking you deep while watching the sun fall titanic style

aHHHHH I'M GOING INSANEEEE

ANONN PLS!! and he'd just casually grabs a half consumed glass of wine/champagne (whichever floats your boat hehe get it? 🤭👀) and takes a sip or two...while still literally railing you!

you deserve every sweet treat you love anon, actually- you deserve everything that brings you joy for this.

[lovecharged]

starter for @tkachukmatthew ( naomi jacobs )

"okay, so you know i'm your favourite uncle?" he looks the epitome of sweet and it's clear he's about to ask for help. "and you're definitely my favourite niece..." only niece, but that was better left unspecified. cue the playful fluttery lashes, though it's not long before a beam overwhelms his features. "can you help me with creating a tiktok account? i know the basic account making part i'm not that old, but...starting it up properly. lu might ask you for help too. we're both old but with such brilliant and creative ideas, y'know?"

[iron--and--blood]

sir this is a chilis

[disteal]

I hate gay people so much. I haven’t been able to hear an imagine dragons song on the radio or in a shop without my brain just IMMEDIATELY being flooded with ‘Okay im imagining his dragon’. People think i just rly hate imagine dragons with the way my face reacts but i don’t im literally fighting such a personal battle against saying something fruity abt mr dragons out of nowhere because the shit gay people say online is so funny