#this man is crazy

[ceaselessims]

john, an eldritch horror being: please ,,,, can we please go home !!!! i'm tired !!!

arthur, a totally normal human man elbow deep inside a dead woman's mind to see how she died: shut the fuck up !!! can't you see i'm trying to do something here????

[flamehead808]

"I so cherish these enlivening moments when you defy me even as a Blondy. When you react to me so humanly. I feel myself tingling right down to the center of my brain. I love how you look at me with such undisguised disdain. It's so endearing I want to rip out your beating heart and press it to my cheek." - Iason Mink, Volume 4: Suggestion, Ai no Kusabi

[jeysbaby]

“I want titles around our waist” what waist?I can find it

[venus0fl0v3]

I'm watching Victor Frankenstein (starring james McAvoy ofc) and this is just Charles Xavier if he went of the rails

[evignonita]

Requests ???! Nervous being a good dad to Tycho !!

Current state: liquid, crying, sobbing, broken, desolate...

Toddler Tycho 🙁🛸

Based on the obsession that Nervous has in one of my saves with reading to Tycho.

I want to disappear, soon I'll go back to school, I'll die 😔

[tetsuskei]

wolf hybrid zoro … how he’d be the most protective guard dog .. a snarling beast who doesn’t let anyone get near you until he sniffs them out and deems them okay … turns into mush as soon as your scratch behind his lil ears … head in hands rn risu .. HEAD IN HANDS !!!!!

yes yes ! it’s like night and day. he does sooo much for you. so loyal and protective. he may grumble a few times but you know he’d give you the world if you asked him to. quick to fight anyone who crosses you. i’d hate to be on his bad end 😵‍💫‼️

he doesn’t like the smell of another person on you. absolutely detests it and has to do everything he can to make sure you smell like him. very territorial. and it’s worse when he’s around his rutt period. let’s just say the two of you won’t be seeing daylight for at least a week…

[rowxjj]

I cant wait to have him backstage after his "can't feel my face" performance🙏

[mako-neexu]

Black Shadow Dantes took all the sweetness in terms of actions and words because Monte Cristo's entire fucking being alone already exudes sheer love for Guda and if that existence were to show the sweetness itself that just a recipe for Insant Kill........so thats why he asks guda to keep a distance with that face....yeah i just want to reach into the screen and do this to dantes

[nick-cassidy]

nick cassidy has five podiums out of eight races . what the hell

[monocle-teacup]

Yandere Mandroid

Think about it. This man is going off the rails trying to destroy Transformers so I’d say he has potential as a yandere.

-There wouldn’t be an instant attraction on his part. It would be a slow burn as he bonds with you. Considering that it’s been a while since he had consistent human interaction, he’d be grateful for the company.

-The first time he realizes that he may have deeper feelings for you would be when he hasn’t seen you for a while. This man hasn’t had anything other than destroying Transformers on the brain for years so the fact that your absence bothers him to such an extent would confuse and irritate him.

-He’d send Arachnamechs to find and monitor you, just to make sure you’re safe. Even after you come back, he’ll still have a small team of Arachnamechs monitor your residence. Also, he’ll have a constant video feed of whatever the robots can film of you.

-What would really get the yandere train going would be if you end up having a soft spot for Transformers, especially if you’re actually friends with one. Of course you would never tell Mandroid about it, but he’d find out via footage from the Arachnamechs. Seeing you smile and be so happy with one of those alien scum would cause Mandroid to accidentally crush whatever it was he was working on upon seeing the footage.

-Mandroid would conclude your fondness for the Transformer as plain ignorance. The Transformer is clearly putting on a ruse in order to get close to you. Since he’s humanity’s protector and always in need of parts, it wouldn’t take long for your ‘friend’ to disappear. You have a theory about what happened so you start to distance yourself.

-At this point, Mandroid decides that you’re much safer with him and decides to come get you himself while wearing one of the arms of your Transformer friend.

[donde-el-diablo-parquea-la-moto]

Max is alone in the server building a computer, surely nothing will go wrong.

[forever-ares]

my whole tiktok has been yuta singing his part in love on the floor… because of his whiny voice. now hear me out: yuta is a breedable man.

[elizabethbennetonweeds]

what does fujimoto sensei eat on a daily basis? tears? blood? smelly soup? raw flesh? bad milk? seafood???

[shortkingvi]

he’s got the mschf kicks on no fucking shot 😭😭

[nemesyaaa]

my throne guys

BROO???

[sara2287]

MO SALAH THE MAN YOU ARE🥹