#this man is a kitten

[pixlerelish]

Scared you, didn’t I?

A bit.

[catfindr]

[teddievan]

I need to be sedated bc I’m 2 seconds away from talking about how Logan canonically has night vision so his eyes should reflect the light in the dark and the first time Wade wakes up in the middle of the night to two glowing dots staring at him he gets a fucking heart attack and then they fuck nasty bc Wade thinks it’s hot

[erebus0dora]

this might get an accidental double publication bc the web connection fails me, but still-

-this belongs to @nile-the-empathy-cleric, the author of the gorgeous Ego Death. this might also be the first commission of mine in three years that's not a slow thing brewing for a long-term friend.

anyway. them touches and tenderness. we all need this 💜

[ickykitty13]

Halloween weekend was fun 🤭

[xwinter-sketch]

Pls let him in… and his rats too ☹️

[canisalbus]

I was thinking of Machete and his sheep toy 🐑

Also sorry I keep drawing him, I just love him so much ♡

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[splendidcyan]

MEOWS MORALES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[catfindr]

[kittenintheden]

just fuckin. eating this donut and thinking about how much you've already managed to worm your way into Astarion's unbeating heart by the second time he propositions you.

on the one hand, you can choose to sleep with him again (or not), and as long as you don't outright break it off, he lets the mask drop that little bit, just enough to give the game away. he practices his "lines" on you openly, playfully, and straight up tells you they're his "favorite lines." he's basically laying it out -- I'm playing a part. you just don't know which part yet, or why.

[he also sneaks that "I love you, haha just kidding" in there, which is like. yeah fine I absolutely believe he dropped "I love you" on targets before if he thought it would work. but interesting choice of line to drop in this particular scenario in retrospect, bud, where you're openly admitting it's a ploy.]

on the OTHER hand, if you opt to break it off with him completely, he's visibly thrown and hurt. he can't even hide it well. this man proficient in deception can't believably tell you that he hadn't wondered if you might think of him as more than a fling, even if it wasn't "real." he drops the act entirely by the end, revealing that painful part of his past with a flippant quip and then admitting that he would, in fact, remember you. just before dismissing you with the least-fine "have a fine evening. dear." you've ever heard.

like he's already. he's already so gonzo. at that point in the story. he's so ready. to connect. to feel something. hrrrrrrrrggggg.

[babyb1ues]

xavier’s dynamic with mc is the most goated to me because first and foremost they chill with each other like friends do. Like that’s the foundation of everything, like sure it’s the nature of the game for it to be romantic but take that away and they would still get along so well—they’re friends and they meet each other in the middle as equals and at the end of the day it’s still love. sometimes no one else will know you the way a friend does

[chrisbangz]

BANG CHAN ✦ BUZZFEED — The Kitten Interview

[solhunder]

Hello once again! I loved your interpretation of my previous "baby man pulls something down on top of himself" suggestion. It was very adorable x3

For another suggestion, have you seen the photos of kittens sleeping on their backs with their legs all straight down? Imagine LBM sleeping like that, just ramrod straight, but because he's a ghost he's floating in the air, right in a very inconvenient spot.

jazz just wanted to get a glass of water :/

(i like to imagine he just slowly bounces around like a dvd screensaver while asleep)

[edorazzi]

Page 18 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which Felix brutally debunks whatever Adrien heard from Bri about their 'fairytale relationship' (she was trying to be nice! 🥲), and outlines how their Miraculous' powers of Fortune worked! 🪄🏰

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[so-very-small]

giant, staring down at their tiny friend: *thinking about how oh my god they are so cute and tiny and I could just scoop em up and squish em and mess up their hair and snuggle them super tight and RAAAAHHHHH CUTENESS AGGRESSION MUST SMOTHER AND KISS*

the tiny, unaware of the giant’s thoughts, taking a drag of their cigarette and scratching their stubble, because they are, in fact, a grownass man: so Linda left me

[gatoburr0]

Splatoon AU with Deep Cut except their band name actually fits their songs (because metal)