#this man is a kitten

[pixlerelish]

Scared you, didn’t I?

A bit.

[catfindr]

[alexdesires]

Seeing you cry or being sad just makes me want to pin you down and fuck you hard. Until your eyes roll up, and your tongue comes out, that's when I know I melted your brain, my little doll.

[erebus0dora]

this might get an accidental double publication bc the web connection fails me, but still-

-this belongs to @nile-the-empathy-cleric, the author of the gorgeous Ego Death. this might also be the first commission of mine in three years that's not a slow thing brewing for a long-term friend.

anyway. them touches and tenderness. we all need this 💜

[canisalbus]

I was thinking of Machete and his sheep toy 🐑

Also sorry I keep drawing him, I just love him so much ♡

.

[splendidcyan]

MEOWS MORALES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kittenintheden]

just fuckin. eating this donut and thinking about how much you've already managed to worm your way into Astarion's unbeating heart by the second time he propositions you.

on the one hand, you can choose to sleep with him again (or not), and as long as you don't outright break it off, he lets the mask drop that little bit, just enough to give the game away. he practices his "lines" on you openly, playfully, and straight up tells you they're his "favorite lines." he's basically laying it out -- I'm playing a part. you just don't know which part yet, or why.

[he also sneaks that "I love you, haha just kidding" in there, which is like. yeah fine I absolutely believe he dropped "I love you" on targets before if he thought it would work. but interesting choice of line to drop in this particular scenario in retrospect, bud, where you're openly admitting it's a ploy.]

on the OTHER hand, if you opt to break it off with him completely, he's visibly thrown and hurt. he can't even hide it well. this man proficient in deception can't believably tell you that he hadn't wondered if you might think of him as more than a fling, even if it wasn't "real." he drops the act entirely by the end, revealing that painful part of his past with a flippant quip and then admitting that he would, in fact, remember you. just before dismissing you with the least-fine "have a fine evening. dear." you've ever heard.

like he's already. he's already so gonzo. at that point in the story. he's so ready. to connect. to feel something. hrrrrrrrrggggg.

[chrisbangz]

BANG CHAN ✦ BUZZFEED — The Kitten Interview

[catfindr]

[goddessmuisesworld]

How do you want it deep inside your boy pussy 😈🙇‍♂️👠🦯

[edorazzi]

Page 18 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which Felix brutally debunks whatever Adrien heard from Bri about their 'fairytale relationship' (she was trying to be nice! 🥲), and outlines how their Miraculous' powers of Fortune worked! 🪄🏰

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[so-very-small]

giant, staring down at their tiny friend: *thinking about how oh my god they are so cute and tiny and I could just scoop em up and squish em and mess up their hair and snuggle them super tight and RAAAAHHHHH CUTENESS AGGRESSION MUST SMOTHER AND KISS*

the tiny, unaware of the giant’s thoughts, taking a drag of their cigarette and scratching their stubble, because they are, in fact, a grownass man: so Linda left me

[gatoburr0]

Splatoon AU with Deep Cut except their band name actually fits their songs (because metal)

[zu-is-here]

* A serrade petit cat appears! (ò_ó")

[catfindr]

[angelappearancedemon]

Older man who will hug you when you're having a bad day. Who will brush your hair while listening to you talk about your day. Who will kiss you on the forehead after he helps you calm down from this day. And with whom you will fall asleep in an embrace ⊂⁠(⁠・⁠﹏⁠・⁠⊂⁠)