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fozzieosbourne · 3 months ago

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Matthew Porretta auditioning for Bambi Cottage

Back to posting the Golden Retriever Man ™

How in the HEAVENS is this guy so adorable I wanna cry 😭✨🥹🙏💞😘🥰🩷🫠💖

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#matthew porretta #this grown man is too precious #my super hot wife #this man is a golden retriever #screaming crying throwing up #no reason to be blushing and giggling at this old man but here i am

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago

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Dog Meshi.

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #laios touden #The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.

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fozzieosbourne · 2 months ago

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Calling Matthew Porretta “pookie” and “babygirl” until I die 😤🫶💖💕

#matthew porretta #casper darling #Matthew=POOKIE #this man is a golden retriever #he’s such a baby girl i wanna cry #His smile I’m ✨MELTING✨#he’s such a cutie #such a sweet lil guy!#I say sweet lil guy knowing he’s almost 60 years old and 6 ft tall

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thebibliosphere · 5 months ago

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One of the worse things about my content going viral on TikTok, Facebook, and YouTube all at once (help) is that suddenly, there are a lot of new eyes on my blog, and not all of them kind.

A handful, in particular, seem to object to my existence as a disabled person. Nothing new there. People tell me all the time I should free my husband from the terrible burden of being married to me by removing myself from the gene pool.

I can only assume that they're jealous of the fact that someone loves me, someone they deem worthless, while they themselves are loveless.

Anyway. Can't relate, lmao.

#you're lucky you're sending these messages to me #and not him #because he'd make it his life mission to destroy yours #that man is a golden retriever with the soul of an arsonist #I stg

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gleafer · 2 months ago

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How David Tennant’s Photoshoot went before they got THAT shot!

#illustrator #illustration #digital artist #artist on tumblr #gleafer art #david tennant #golden retriever energy #sitting is hard #the man is a cartoon #all legs no bones

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astronnova · 12 days ago

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doodles (as i avoid work) of the super awesome you wouldn't like me alive fic by @ectoplasmranch which i binge read in a 7 hour sitting yesterday

#🧻 sharts #danny phantom #danny fenton #dash baxter #i aint tagging everyone else. jazz was the most fun to doodle though #figuring out their faces was . hm. it was a moment. i hope i made jazz and danny look related enough HAHA probably not. i wanted jazz and #him to have the same eyes its just jazz still looks like a normal girl and danny looks like he's lost all zest and life for the world #like shit man if someone looked at me like that in the highschool hallway id be scared too i dont blame you dash #UGH DASH IS LIKE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER TO DRAW FOR THIS FIC. i love it so much. i love me a shitty guy turned nice #elderich horror danny is cool. im tag rambling now. my bad #this fic has a bit of a death grip on me. i need to be normal and go to bed #ALSO I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRAW TUCKER IM SO SORRY. HIS HAT. IT PAINS ME #anyway uhhh if u like danny phantom read dis fic? pretty please? for me? its at 127k words atm so. if youve got a day to spare #(dont be like i me i fucked up my eyes binge reading it LMFAO. be smarter)#guess ill die (danphantom)

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marzghost · 1 month ago

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As a starving MumMan shipper, I really said, "Fine, I'll do it myself", lmao hope you guys enjoyed the art!

Their song should be Uptown Girl by Billy Joel 👀

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raceweek · 5 months ago

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“Happiest Birthday Bunny Bear. Makes Me So Happy To Grow Old Together, Forever.” 😩

#what a sick man……..it’s 7:47am and im head up staring at the sky at the bus stop #im at the wrong stage of the month for this goodbye #fucking golden retriever boyfriend ass #alex albon #lily he

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magic-glasses · 3 months ago

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Me desperately wanting andy x readers after watching alien: romulus but knowing he’s autistic + black, tumblr will favor the neurotypical white main character and treat andy like a 5 year old