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Matthew Porretta auditioning for Bambi Cottage
Back to posting the Golden Retriever Man ™
How in the HEAVENS is this guy so adorable I wanna cry 😭✨🥹🙏💞😘🥰🩷🫠💖
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#matthew porretta#this grown man is too precious#my super hot wife#this man is a golden retriever#screaming crying throwing up#no reason to be blushing and giggling at this old man but here i am
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Dog Meshi.
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#laios touden#The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.
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Calling Matthew Porretta “pookie” and “babygirl” until I die 😤🫶💖💕
#matthew porretta#casper darling#Matthew=POOKIE#this man is a golden retriever#he’s such a baby girl i wanna cry#His smile I’m ✨MELTING✨#he’s such a cutie#such a sweet lil guy!#I say sweet lil guy knowing he’s almost 60 years old and 6 ft tall
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One of the worse things about my content going viral on TikTok, Facebook, and YouTube all at once (help) is that suddenly, there are a lot of new eyes on my blog, and not all of them kind.
A handful, in particular, seem to object to my existence as a disabled person. Nothing new there. People tell me all the time I should free my husband from the terrible burden of being married to me by removing myself from the gene pool.
I can only assume that they're jealous of the fact that someone loves me, someone they deem worthless, while they themselves are loveless.
Anyway. Can't relate, lmao.
#you're lucky you're sending these messages to me#and not him#because he'd make it his life mission to destroy yours#that man is a golden retriever with the soul of an arsonist#I stg
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How David Tennant’s Photoshoot went before they got THAT shot!
#illustrator#illustration#digital artist#artist on tumblr#gleafer art#david tennant#golden retriever energy#sitting is hard#the man is a cartoon#all legs no bones
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As a starving MumMan shipper, I really said, "Fine, I'll do it myself", lmao hope you guys enjoyed the art!
Their song should be Uptown Girl by Billy Joel 👀
#hermitshipping#life series#skizzleman#mumbo jumbo#trafficblr#dapper duo#MumMan#MumSkizz#MumboMan#may i interest you in...a rare pair...👀#hermitcraft#wild life smp#wildlife#rare pair#do you see my vision#wetcat of a man x golden retriever of a man#Mumbo has a thing for eyes#Skizz has a thing for redstoners#They're my nerd x jock ship#the chokehold they have on me#i need more of themmmm#traffic smp
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“Happiest Birthday Bunny Bear. Makes Me So Happy To Grow Old Together, Forever.” 😩
#what a sick man……..it’s 7:47am and im head up staring at the sky at the bus stop#im at the wrong stage of the month for this goodbye#fucking golden retriever boyfriend ass#alex albon#lily he
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If you need another reason to see Abigail, a 6 and a half foot tall man tackles a child out of the air
#abigail movie#abigail 2024#horror movies#lost my shit laughing#that whole scene was such a good balance of tension and slapstick#tbh kevin durand kinda stole the show for me. big goofy dumb golden retriever of a man#and him and kathryn newton's character being a cute little pair#abigail
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Im such a sucker for Clark “heals in the sun” Kent and Bruce “burns in a storm” Wayne.
#bruce wayne#clark kent#they are my everything guys#ive been thinking about this a lot#clark laying in the sun for hours like a golden retriever#nobody can get this man to come inside#and Bruce being borderline vitamin D deficient bc he burns so easily#they’re married your honor#superman#batman#superbat
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Me desperately wanting andy x readers after watching alien: romulus but knowing he’s autistic + black, tumblr will favor the neurotypical white main character and treat andy like a 5 year old
#saw someone call him a ‘golden retriever’ and a ‘baby’ like I need you to bite the curb#he literally had an issue with being treated like a child after getting that new chip put into his neck#everyone wants to fuck the robot character until he isn’t a white neurotypical man#sorry I’m just a tad pissed off but what did I expect#alien romulus#alien franchise#alien#andy alien romulus
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Hi!!
I LOVE how you draw Lucifer it gives off Golden Retriever vibes. (I’m a sucker for golden retriever men)
What would be your interpretation of Lucifer as a cowboy????
cowboy lucifer is doing things to my brain ty for that. yeehaw motherfucker.
#and ill be thinking abt cowboy luci a lot now lmao#also he is ABSOLUTELY a golden retriever man#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#my art#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel lucifer#request#im realizing now that i forgot a saddle shushshhh
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Ryan singing and Hugh Hugh-ing
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#hugh’s literally a golden retriever#that man is a puppy#with sooo much energy#and joy#i made these a long time ago just needed to share bcuz i love them#theyre so cute#i love them#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#deadpool 3
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fede's signing day vlog: a summary
"fantastic! amazing! i'm happy, i'm living a dream, seriously!"
#lfc#liverpool fc#federico chiesa#HE'S SO HAPPY TO BE HERE.....#a golden retriever of a man!!#i am already soo normal about him
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Black cat Tony stark and golden retriever steve rogers send post
#black cat#golden retriever#golden retriver boyfriend#black cat boyfriend#tony stark#avengers#iron man#marvel#captain america#steve rogers#stony
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@gender-kenvy here
argue with THE WALL (this one was tough tbh)
Ryan Gosling Character Alignment Chart (3/?)
#I can't help that Ryan gosling is notorious for his golden retriever characters#the fall guy#the fall guy 2024#the place beyond the pines#drive 2011#the gray man#half nelson#lars and the real girl#la la land#stay 2005#the barbie movie#the nice guys#the notebook#crazy stupid love#blade runner 2049#colt seavers#driver#henry letham#ryan gosling's ken#dan dunne#ryan gosling#jacob palmer#sebastian wilder#noah calhoun#sierra six#luke glanton#holland march#officer k
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Y'know, people call Goldanna a bitch but if some random guy claiming to be the half-brother I thought died along with my mother during childbirth and who as far as I knew or had any reason to assume grew up in a castle being waited on hand and foot as a noble if not a prince showed up at my house where I was scraping a living as a washerwoman for me and my children and expected me to be happy to see him just because his dad fucked my mom (and in the process caused her death) I'd start throwing things at his head, so I think all in all she's being extraordinarily reasonable. I can understand Alistair being upset that she wasn't happy to see him but she doesn't know him and (supposedly) sharing genes doesn't mean she owes him love or even attention.
#dragon age origins#goldanna#goldanna did nothing wrong you guys have just forgotten that alistair's feelings aren't the only ones that matter#like yeah he's a golden retriever puppy of a man but goldanna didn't owe him the time of day much less happiness or affection#her response is basically 'yeah i'm his sister. so what. he doesn't mean anything to me' and that's very fair actually
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