#this man is a coward and he’s so real
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aaaaaaa isa you coward!!!! coward!!!! coward!!!
there’s no fucking shooting star!!!
if they don’t kiss in this game im gonna cry!!!
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I saw the lack of Rock in skirts reblog and
maybe you should 👁️
you got it🫡 💕
by popular demand: rock wearing a rock
in the jp version he says he mentions he intends his hypothetical book about fashion and stuff for a gyaru audience
and i personally suspect rock also plans to model for every single photo in the book himself since he’s, you know, the ideal man and all
#thank you youhavetofarmatleast for the german lesson. i am in your debt#der rock = the skirt. and it’s a masculine noun#thank you also tomato for the inspiration that caused this to exist to begin with#by pointing out that rock meets all the requirements for a gyaruo#he would have subscription to egg magazine. i think#rock tumbling (sos)#my art#fanart#sos awl#bokumono#hm rock#rock (awl)#featuring cute outfits i saw on pinterest#also some slutcore y2k bimbo elements because rock is kind of all over the place#rock dies of hypothermia trying to be the most fuckable man in the one horse hick town#this is also inspired by my favorite scene in anwl where rock thinks about what it means to be a real man#followed by the most bimbo housewife utterance of all time#need to unpack my wii so i can get screenshots of that scene (it’s a chapter 5 event…)#story of seasons#felt cute might do more later idk idk. my man has one outfit and that is extremely funny but he would also want to be put in every outfit#asks#thank u for causing me to stop being a coward and post it#asks … my one weakness …#gyaruo#gyaru
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Day 18: Saddle
Trembling from the cold and the chilly metal pressing into her back, Harry gripped the black horn of the saddle, refusing to look behind her. Black metal arms reached around her and gripped the stallion’s reins, the horse shifting as it prepared to move on command.
“What now?” Harry asked in despair.
“I’ll take you back to your fucking lovely farm,” the knight mocked, voice somehow cultured even through the swear, “And get on with my mission. Which way?”
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From chapter 1 of @treacleteacups’s Byzantium
#inktober#inktober2023#hp#harry potter#tom riddle#voldemort#tomarrymort#tomarry#my art#fanart#well. I’m behind literally one single day after I got caught up again#and I’m ashamed to report that it’s because of a man#a man I don’t even like anymore!#but I’m a coward and a people pleaser so there I was#I’ll get rid of him soon though…he’s pissed me off one too many times#gonna reread chapter 5 of this to remind myself what a REAL man looks like 😩
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Sometimes, I think I want Grizzly to put more gay men in Riptide.
Other times, I remember Dark Puckered Hole and reevaluate.
#jrwi riptide#just roll with it#this is a joke but also#unless I’m blanking on anyone who isn’t Finn#totally a real possibility#not a lotta mlm couples#but there are three wlw couples that I can think of#I mean two are only half alive and one of the two is a villain pair#BUT STILL#AND NOT THAT THREE IS TOO MANY OBVIOUSLY I love wlw i am one so don’t say anything#and all of Finn’s homo escapades happened in the past#they’re over. finish. kaput.#where was I going with this?#uh#I think Finn and Earl should hold hands because it would be so fucking funny#and when we go to Horsea (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE) I need to see reruns of brokeback mountain#give Gryffon a man who is just as big as him who he can hold hands with COWARDS#and let drey charm some guy LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME HE’S A STRAIGHT MAN. come on. you can’t. if you try you’re lying to yourself.#jrwi riptide spoilers#jrwi spoilers#I think?
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No one's doing female rage like him
#is this niche sorry#robert ford#the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford#the anger he feels when he realizes the man he thought was different and idolized was the exact same as all the other men in his life#hes so real#im still insane about this movie
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reading this book, every time i read "the supremes," in my head i hear "it was Diana Ross... Mary... Florence... the SUPREMES ✨️✨️✨️"
#also the more i hear about diana's history the more distressed i get about the Michael Situation™️#man. even if we put the age gap aside. she had affairs with like a Lot of the men at motown#michael LIVED WITH HER as a 9/10yo. went to her house all the time growing up#she was one of the few people who would ask him about stuff like his art and interests. bought him art supplies and stuff#was very attentive and loving. also an inspiration and idol to him as a performer and a star. as a Diva even#his crush is understandable. that's fine. i get it#but for her to then. kinda reciprocate ... idk to what extent. when he was what like 19. hooo boy.#i kinda can't blame her bc like IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON. in her own words 'what i didn't know was that you were gonna get so sexy'#but also. why half ass it. if Eye were a weird maternal/sisterly/romantic figure in MJ's life and he was interested in me#and i felt morally weird about it#i wouldn't just Play with him. well of course i would but then i would marry tf out of him and have weird sex with him. obviously#let's be real the mother/lover/sister thing is hot. if you're not a coward. it's not like they were actually related.#anyways. just Do It or don't is what i think.
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quick wip
yall ever looked up the meaning of the hanged man tarot card?
,,,yeah
#ough#sorry guys im back on my bullshit ( < being so so so normal about davesprite)#davesprite#homestuck#me.txt#milo scribbles#hanged man#? man idk#he makes me. so fucking normal goddamn#great start to pride month actually#anyway speaking of pride month agender davesprite is real and true and yall are just cowards
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Yeah, I did fill 4 sketchbooks in 4 months so far this year. Huh? Am I gonna post even an ounce of it? Well, you see, I am allergic to my phone, so you will have to come CATCH ME
#da#nooo but I am so saddd it's so much easier to show stuff off irl 😭#if it could look even halfway decent I've considered doing flip throughs of sketchbooks on video#except I draw in pencil and cameras hate that and want me to explode#idk it is truly just better to somehow gain access to my terrible trove of sketchbooks#no but man that sounds like such an ideal hang out. get all my oc lore by sitting on my floor with me as we go through the archives#gosh I should count how many I've filled up at this point#I love that the number increases exponentially as the years go on#like I think 2018 began the precedent of 4 a year minimum which was kinda wild#another ridiculous difficult project I have given a lot of thought to: combing through every sketchbook and either redrawing#or printing off important story related bits and compiling them all into a convenient binder. maybe binding them into a book.#anyway it's pretty much all a drag no matter how you slice it#come to my HOUSE and look at my CREATURES#u don't know this bc I've learned to be silly sneaky but I have stayed up wayyyy too late AGAIN#but I've scheduled this to post at a normal time so you'll never know. unless you read the tags. but that's its own punishment isn't it#hey bonus enticement to look at my boo stuff that doesn't get on the blog. there's smut. and you KNOW I'm a coward who shan't ever post that#actually we'll be lucky if I'm not the same coward in real life too#it's only Dick and Vinny. they get rights. i don't care if anyone else has sex. I don't care if I have sex.#the one song I hope I don't have sex. I hope we both don't have sex. that's actually Vinny though.#I'm more sex favorable and sex positive than he could ever be#y'know this is a very 4am convo to have and actually how prepared am I for this to live in a pm afternoon time#welp. maybe I should stop being addicted to tags and letting loose all my secrets#I shan't grow I shan't do better and I shan't ever change. this is the da promise <3
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the thing about william i really like is that the man is a fucking coward. serial killers notoriously target vulnerable people and he fits that to a T. he targets kids, he targets his employees, he targets his own children. he knows that the only people who would take a night shift at freddy's are people who don't have a better option, random people who've hit hard enough times that they need this paycheck that bad. he knows that kids are easy to isolate and there's no chance of them overpowering him. he knows that his children are legally his property.
he only targets people who can't fight back, too, and if he's worried about someone being able to he kills them indirectly. he kills employees through inaction, maybe doesn't even do it for a reason other than it being something he is allowed to do because they signed a contract saying that their families, if they have any, won't even know they're dead for three months. he can't even kill michael in person because michael is an adult now. he might be able to hit him back. he's not a little kid anymore who he can punish for locking his door knowing that he's too small to defend himself. the only people he ever kills directly are kids younger than eleven, and after he almost gets caught the first time he makes robots to do it for him.
which is what lets him succeed. it's why he gets away with it for so long. none of his victims survive(except jeremy, who is left unable to tell anyone even if he figured it out), and none of them have people left who can fight a successful businessman with lawyers on his side(which they must have if he was allowed to keep opening new locations after every single one of them had to close on account of child murder).
but it's also what ultimately kills him. he went back to the scene of the crime, and the ghosts were there, and he was so, so scared of getting hit back this one time that he freaked out and put on the springlock suit in a desperate attempt to regain his position of complete power. despite being the man behind the slaughter, he's just... that scared of a fair fight.
#fnaf#this is becoming a fanblog. oh well#yeah i figure he killed liz on purpose. literally why else would he let her go to that birthday party.#why else would he build her after his daughter at all. he's a children's entertainer. he would know she would want to see it#i just think hes neat. he's such a good antagonist. he's threatening but also so so so pathetic#one of the main reasons i like fnaf is that its literally so real and true to the experience of working for a shitty company#so of COURSE the main antagonist is your terrible terrible boss#who would let you die just because it's kind of expensive to pay for the power to keep the doors closed#and then it's also so true to the experience of having a very specific kind of abusive parent in 4 and 5!#abusers and serial killers by and large ARE cowards. thats why theyre targeting 6 year olds and sex workers#sorry for posting yet another ramble in the tag i just love this terrible man.#i want to hit him with my car <3
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Mark: “stop saying I look like chicken little! He’s a coward, and I’m NOT a cowa-”
HGHDGCHHN THE FUCKIN GUY-
Chicken little looking ass /aff
#asks are neat#super cool fan stuff#shmorps hall of fame#tmc labrats au#patient 04 (mark)#body horror#blood tw#I love this. so much.#mark gets flashbanged real-#marks like. my favorite in this au for real-#he’s a coward. and I’m NOT A COWARD- /ref#it’s midnight where I’m at but I don’t care-#heheheh littol bird mans sleepy
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one of those days again (thinking about philip library of ruina)
#very insane incoherent ramblings#i want this man out of my brain so bad (i love him)#i will get irrationally angry over anyone who calls him a coward or annoying or stuff like thatHE HAS ANXIETY YOU BITCH!! OHHHMY GOD#i haven't seen it happen a lot but i am going to kill people over it#sorry. anyways he's just like me for real (not a good thing but whatever)#i have a lot of thoughts about him
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i think one of the things i want to do over break for funsies is like. rewatch every pak drama of the major contemporary writers nationally hailed as progressive (e.g., umera ahmed, farhat ishtiaq, sameera fazal, etc.) and see how many of the male leads i come out actually still liking. like i want to make an excel spreadsheet cataloguing every red flag that went under my radar as a kid. for science
#bc if we are being real. sooo many of these guys are nothing short of rancid#and while i get the point of a lot of these dramas is to show emotionally stunted men grow#idk how much tolerance i have for certain behaviors now like idk..#tangentially this is also why complaints of saif from kuch ankahi Really amuse me#like ok so all of the most toxic and insecure men imaginable aren’t a problem for most pak drama fans#but a man who simply lacks agency and is maybe a bit cowardly bc his mother overimposes on him is horrible and unappealing..#like i’m not saying people have to like him or have a crush on him by any means#but i think it’s weird people are blatantly ignoring he’s being used to comment on how mothers emasculate their sons and strip their agency#and how that doesn’t always translate to those sons being weird toxic alpha males but can simply make them cowardly and unable to stand up#for themselves. which yes. is totally worth criticizing. but it’s strange people think samiya is coddling him#simply bc she’s willing to ask him what he thinks when his mother does or says certain things#if she were coddling him she wouldn’t even bother worrying that he’s a pushover#but instead what she does is prompt him to slowly recognize that he has his own thoughts and feelings and that he can act on him#and that she’s not going to solve his problems for him bc he’s capable of solving them himself#and idk i think that is a narrative worth telling. and i am so willing to cut him slack for being a coward bc he’s the farthest thing from#a toxic alpha male. people have twisted him into being this horrible liar cheat etc for liking someone else prior to his marriage#despite the fact that we are literally being told and shown he’s forced into the marriage and his mom Knows he likes someone else and she#doesn’t care. saif cannot realistically say no without effectively running away and he’s incapable of that bc he fears his mother#he’s not a bad person. he’s just a coward. and his growth will entail that he becomes someone brave enough to take a stand for himself#and personally i am way more open than whatever shite we have in other dramas where it takes a saas abusing her bahu for her son to wake up#to be deleted
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that Moment when your ex skips forward to afterglow in silence as you’re in a passive-aggressive fight to tell you how he’s really feeling on the car ride to his house and you just wanna fling yourself out the window so something other than silence happens
#swifties do your thing and hunt this man down xx#instead of being real and honest w me he chose to act like a coward#lol#I’m so bitter and idk where this energy came from bc I used to feel nothing but love for him#personal
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@sleepanonymous lost media type post
begging small indie musicians to post lyrics to their songs because with all the love in my heart 🫶i dont know what ur saying🫶 and no one else can tell me 🫶
#VESSEL YOU COWARD CAN YOU HEAR ME#ACTUALLY-#there. i had to tag you Katie because omg the amount of times that man mumbles and slurs his way through songs#honey you sound so lovely my gorgeous big tiddie wife. would be a lot neater if i could clearly understand you tho#posts i would send vessel if he was real#rainbow queuennection
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do you think turstin is inherently so so kind and good . do you think he meets the bare minimum of male expectations
#do you think he has a good heart and real values and genuinely wants to help the people#and that's why he's so adamant about staying out of the civil war#and his reluctance to participate even if he's found out and how he knows very well that it's likely inevitable to happen#unless he and ozgog flee westeros and abandon the noch#but his sister is there#and his mother is there#and the people under their protection are there#what kind of man would that make him if he were to pursue other lands to learn more about what it means to be a dragon rider#and why they are the way they are#would that make him a coward unless he came back with that very same knowledge to do the right thing#and uphold their loyalty to the blacks#hm! hm hm!
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like really, imagine a man lying about his whereabouts to you and then digging his heels in that he was right to do so when caught because he knew you would be mad. just internally justifying destroying your trust in him for a possible reaction that future you MIGHT have had. not even a little sorry, and looking at you as the bad guy because you're hurt and upset for being deceived. the right thing to do would have been to take the ensuing shitstorm on the chin, apologize and promise to never intentionally deceive me again! bc there is no excuse for betraying trust, and you certainly can't blame a reaction that hasn't fucking happened yet! what backwards ass fucking logic.
#i never really trusted a word out of his mouth again after that#i honestly just assume the worst that he cheated and did any number of other shady things while we were together#because cowards lie to save their own skin they don't care if they give people trust issues#and this lie only came out because i caught him dead in it!!! there was no choice but to confess#if he could have wormed his way out of it somehow i never would have found out#so yeah i just assume there's a ton of other shit i never did find out bc i didn't snoop#i didn't want to live my life that way going through his phone and computer but with how tech smart he is#i'm sure he buried anything he didn't want me to see#i've said it before but i will never fully trust a man again even if i marry one i will always be at least a little suspicious#i think that's the healthy thing to do i can't assume that everyone's intentions are as genuine as my own#i am intense i know i can be a lot but i am not manipulative i don't aim to deceive and keep people from seeing the real me#i have nothing to fucking hide
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