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i want to be . farm .
#if i worked on a farm i wouldnt have to look acceptable i could just be a stupid little freak and wear what i want all the time#and i wouldnt have to LOOK clean i could just BE clean .#wtf#blah blah!#this makes it sound like im dirty#ok i kinda am because im lazy but whatever i dont smell nobody gaf#not 75 stuff#oh my god that just made it worse Okay wahtever
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GUESS WHO FOUND A CHICKEN????🐔❤
#Bubba Sawyer#Leatherface#The Texas Chainsaw Massacre#Texas Chainsaw Massacre#tcm#horror#movies#slashers#slasher community#I was so excited to find a little chicken figurine in the toy store today when I was out#it's just dirty enough to fit with Bubba so well!#it might be a little large but like... he has a chicken idc!!!!!!!#also yes this is the third mask and now i have posted a picture of him in all 3#this Leatherface figure has so many accessories and extras - like the chainsaw actually makes chainsaw sounds and comes with blood splatter#he has a cleaver and a bone knife and so many different hands#i love him so so much im so happy with him <3#im gonna look into a miniature cage for this chicken now - either making one or buying one#admittedly a lot of the ones online are round and not square but like i'll see what i can do#mine
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would i get jumped and burned at the stake if i said prime sonic has to be my least favorite sonic in the entirety of all the Sonics that have existed in this franchise
#like surprisingly it puts Archie Sonic to second place#i do like his silly vibes and energy but it never felt like Sonic to me#He was probably the MOST ooc sonic in this franchise#and the way he handled the situation just did not feel… like “sonic” to me yk#and I don’t wanna sound like THOSE type of fans where Sonic can’t have rights because “he’s free like the wind” /s /j#but i genuinely feel like they could’ve done better in making Sonic BE Sonic#especially the way he did nine dirty like PLS HE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT AND YOU KNOW IT#i feel like i can word this better… but im too lazy to#ALSO!! forgot to add this so I’m editing it in#a lot and i mean a LOT of the scenes that happened (especially the shadow and sonic interactions) just felt like fan service to me.#Like it just felt like it was catering to sonadow fans (as a raging number 1 sonadow hater this annoyed me to NO end)#only like prime just for nine tbh#nari’s rants#sth#sonic prime
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admitting ryan gosling gives you gender envy should get you into some kind of support group
#not in a particularly parasocial way i dont care about the guy and celebrity culture gets on my nerves#but the man is an excellent actor#has a beautiful screen presence#and looks LIKE THAT and sounds LIKE THAT#and directors keep beating him up and dirtying him and making him play soulful repressed men with soft cores pushed to their limits#and i just#IM ONLY HUMAN#(<- watched The Fall Guy and is having a normal one)#ryan gosling#the fall guy#the nice guys#blade runner 2049#(sounding a little ravenous) put that man in a situation
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guys we need to actually stop involving pidge in romantic klance situations
#WHAT I MEAN IS. like#i see wayyy too often pidge being the witness of random klance antics or being depicted as interested in klance's relationship a lot??#idk how to describe it i never see any of the other teammates being the punchline for klance jokes more than pidge#and im not saying that klance jokes with pidge involvement is inherently bad but i have so many examples of this being taken weirdly#like i remember this one comic i saw by this pretty popular artist (at least back in peak vld fandom) where keith and lance are having#a slow dancing moment in one of their rooms and at the very end it's revealed that pidge was watching through the vents and recording the#whole thing.#and there's this other art i see frequently on pinterest where it's implied that klance are doing the dirty and pidge is in their room#having to listen to it#and just today i received a message asking me to draw keith carrying lance bridal style as pidge watches in the background#...DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SAYING#do i sound insane#I'm just saying that pidge is not this interested in klance. at least to the degree the fandom makes them out to be#and sometimes it's just plain weird okay??? okay#haha if u read this far hello 😭#klancedaytalks
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blasting the crue and deep cleaning the fuck outta my tiny ass room…this is the life i guess
#really though#the rooms starting to look much better#i get these weird spurts of energy where i just feel the need to clean#and my room was hella dirty because im just too lazy to clean it so this is like…a totally new room now#maybe i should be thanking the crue for inspiring me to do something for once#next thing you know im going to be taking walks around my neighborhood to the sound of wild side or something#now i need to clean dishes and make myself food and then i can live or whatever#maybe i’ll clean the entire basement on a whim…or maybe i’ll run a marathon who knows
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what's wrong with the existing ship names why do we need new ones
#lohst.txt#answer: most of them are impossible to figure out#do you know how long it took me to figure out why expensive headphones was called expensive headphones#hi hey hello I'm just talking shit again#if i dont like the ship name then i wont use the ship name. simple solution#the new ship names are following the same 'rules' i guess as the pre existing ones#theres. like. very few ship names that are portmanteaus#like. richjake. meremine. meremy hell. bich. deere. dillinjer. a certain ship that i dont want to name#but. yknow. a lot dont make sense#pins and patches came from. i think. a headcanon#i could jave sworn boardwalk boys came from a boy band au#*have#ive always called dirty blondes flower kids. only because the one person who wrote flower kids fics called them that#and that makes less sense than dirty blondes#look. half of them dont make sense and i dont know why theres new ones popping up#but im attached to them and some of them are good#royal pains?? i love it. stagedorks? classic. pinkberry?? amazing#also theres. like. no nice way to blend brooke and chloe#i dont think. or nothing i like the sound of#and i started calling the popular kids polycule 'high school royalty' because. well. they are#anyway i have thoughts about ship names#but im currently only capable of just saying things with no substance. just expressing dislike#so. this is another post of lara just talking shit on a non rebloggable post#it is almost 2am. that is all. goodnight
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maybe I'm comfortable with tumblr because I get to say things I don't usually tell anyone
#like how my day is? or what dumb stuff im doing lol#my “safe space” where i got to meet people somehow (and theyre very cool :3c)#well. im happy if i get to do it now#cmon nae! sympathy points wont do you any good !!#okay so. tumblr gets to be my little planner too cause i get to write things in the momoment#so im writing things im proud of!#brushed my teeth for more than two mins today#n i actually washed a lil! its embarrassing writing this here because i dont want anyone thinking im dirty.... since its gross#but anyways.. im getting better at putting my phone down at night!#that means fixing my sleep right? i just have to sort out the mornings since i lose track of time#and struggle to leave bed (its too comfyyyy >.<)#and oh. i want to start going on walks..#itll be hard since the house is getting done n stuff but. anytine if the day. i feel like taking walks woukd be better for me#just to keave the house. my eyes always hurts when i steo outside#n thats not good :<#those are my goals for now. i do wanna get closer to my friends. and actually make friends!#ive had no friendships for nearly a year at college lol#its just been 'oh well' but i have actually felt lonely... oh well-#i guess i wanna get closer to people?#and.. talk to ny old friends too#i feel to guilty#im not good with this stuff. it drains me#but anyways. baby steps right? who knows#maybe ill make a friend on the trip! or next year too! that sounds good#ik nobody'll probably read this cause its word vomit lol#but basically yay yippee im feelin kinds alright#<333#posts.nae/rambles
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I really really want to like being home. i really do. i love playing with my puppies and being able to cook my own food and having a break from school. i love having little crafts to do and being in a place so familiar. and my brother and parents are so funny and i do genuinely love being around them! it just sucks because my sister actively bullies me and i have no idea why. i can't even exist around her without the risk of getting blown up at. god forbid my toothbrush is in the bathroom.
#i dont have enough fingers to count the number of times she's thrown my toothbrush in the trash or in the hallway#“you're making the bathroom dirty” im literally existing in a space. its all put away. its clean youre just mad im home#i cant have any personal belongings not in my room and my door has to be shut 24/7#i dont think ive had a genuine conversation with her since. probably 2016.#she also likes insulting me but those are lowkey kind of funny#best she can do is “it's diseased and stupid and disgusting and i hope it dies”.#jokes on you you sound like a kindergartner and its/its does not affect me bc i am genderqueer. i like not being perceived as a girl.#get a better hatemail game girl#but like . super genuinely i do not know why she has beef with me
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I diagnose you with hot ⸻ bob the builder hot
i am not saying bob the builder is hot, im just saying you have the hotness of a handyman. you're humble, down to earth, and exist with an easy confidence that takes peoples breath away. you always seem to know exactly what you are doing. you may still be stuck in your hometown, but you have quite the reputation. you do get a lot of business, after all. people around here sure tend to break things an awful lot, and they always call you, listening through the phone reciever with a light blush and bated breath, for your inevitable "I'll help you."
Tagged by; @danversiism
Tormenting; @darehearts, @prcspcr, @de2thletter, @biitchcakes, @neonwebs ..... Clint just wanted everyone to know he's hot
#im surprised it makes him sound so put together#when clint is more like rugged construction worker who all dirty and sweaty and good at what he does.#but terrible at putting his life together in private#or i mean lumberjack or cowboy cowboy cowboy#like hes ranch hand whose got some grim and shirt untucked and all charm until he opens his mouth and he is rough on the sensibilities#[ ABOUT ] I guess I just need something or someone to believe in or maybe I just need someone who believes in me
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is there a word for sex seems fun but you don’t go out looking for it??? or is that just asexual???
#ive got friends who keep going youre so ace#coz i don’t make dirty jokes and shit#tho i think thats just me being inexperienced and going to christian school and not bothering to interact with taht stuff#and ive been using ace coz like i don’t think im sexually attracted to people#but sex sounds fun eventually#aaaaaahhhhhh#this feels tmi for the internet but people have said craziest shit
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ppl will just reblog posts w outright historical misinformation in them
#source: just trust me bro#text post#if a claim sounds strong and compelling you should still fact-check it#bc ppl will make very specific statements like 'oh this specific thing happened after this thing happened as a result of--' and#theyre getting the order of the timeline messed up#and no one is pointing that out. like. ok#i dont like to get my hands dirty on tumblr dot com so you know it wont be me doing that#it tends not to really do anything bc by the time it gets out there... it's already out there#there's already a mistruth on however many ppl's blogs. i've never seen someone directly comment misinfo on my dash#but ppl happily REBLOG it all the time.#and i get it like i get it we all wanna reblog stuff that affirms our world view#this is why i tend not to blog much about social/political issues very much anymore#bc this happens all the time when ppl try to make objective claims#or when they do cite sources the sources will often have their own problems and/or be misquoted#im very skeptical of information i find or see shared on here#which is not to say that my own personal politics are changed or even that theyre vastly different from ppl partaking in them on here#but. like. geez you know it feels like there's no way to win or participate in a useful discourse anymore#idk how to talk about serious issues online in 2024 and it's quite dispiriting honestly#there are no standards anywhere anymore.#everything moves too fast and we want easy satisfaction and that's a huge reason why misinformation is so effective#all across the political spectrum but especially on platforms where it's easy to form an echochamber
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I am here to say something inappropriate in the tags.
and then go the fuck to bed.
#just tellin ya flat out.#no little tee hee im gonna spam a million things first. bury my gay thoughts deep deep down#just. here at the top#yeah i got this. okay. so. I'm not gonna be coherent. just express my feelings.#him. uh. ... okay gimme a minute. i got this.#it's just. idk. i feel like a goober when i try and type out all the dirty thoughts... meanwhile the things I'm drawing?#yeah okay. wtf man. it's just putting it into words is difficult#okay yeah anyways I'm gonna peg him. i just know he'd make absolutely fuckin adorable little sounds#he's a talker. just nonstop blabbering. but it's especially bad when you got him bouncing on a . ya know.#desperate whining and praise the whole fuckin time#i actually wrote more here but i got shy and deleted it. teehee#:3€
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everyone in my household owes my friends and my ex girlfriend so fucking much.
#red rambles#'when i yelled at you over the spices earlier i actually meant thanks for making lunch' 'alright well im glad you got there eventually' 'yo#have a very abrasive manner of speaking' thank you! i am restraining myself from calling you a fucking asshole to your face. Thank me for#my fucking patience.#yeah man i spent an hour cooking for you and when you got off work you immediately lit into me for doing it wrong and then spent like a ful#fifteen minutes yelling at me over the counters being dirty (which YOU dirtied. for the record) because i had the audacity#to ask that next time i not have to hurt myself trying to get spices out of the disaster you yourself made of the spice rack#by moving ONE THING.#and then you want to wait until the next time i resurface from avoiding the sound of YOUR tv that you play super loud to remind me that#you're an ungrateful pos who doesn't give half a fuck how much work anyone else does for you?#thank me for not screaming in your face.#like it's insult on top of injury at this point. I don't give a shit. You don't have to fucking thank me i do not care. Don't fucking get#MAD AT ME for doing what YOU ASKED. DUMB ASSHOLE.#it's okay i have a handle on my fucking temper. but THEN. don't get on my case for being a little bit less gracious than i could've been#'you know you catch more flies with honey than vinegar' yes well i would like to shoo the flies out of my FUCKING HOME. have you considered#that.#oh well. i'll be out of this fucking place in like a month.#if you told me when i was 15 that i'd be begging for school to start again just so i could get out of the house i'd have asked you why we#hadn't just walked in front of a moving car yet. sometimes i still wonder.#pdl
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really fucking tired of ppl at work being condescending/placating
#logbook#genuinely going to start giving the bird in response lol. . .#i was trying to make a joke abt how dirty my hands were and the girl in the office was like 'they could be worse.'#and then asked if i wanted some heavy duty lotion. . lol#the delivery from hell camr in on 20 ez racks and it was a bunch of tropicals and they just sent whatever and not what was paid/asked for#lmao. . .so i was making my own list#anyways anytime someone goes 'wow this is awful. god how do you do this. isnt it awful. so glad its not me'#i think i deserve a pay raise and to throw bricks#again thankfull that my supe isnt condescending with me ever. even if she is behind my back. idc abt that tbh.#bc the day she doesnt like me and its known i will walk out.#in my hating that i look and sound like im 15 to these ppl but like at max level.#the ladies in the greenhouse at least mostly treat me with respect and are genuine.
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My to do list for today
I didn't get everything done, but I got A Lot done. Several of which are things I've been putting off for Too Long (primarily cleaning my bedroom floor and cleaning my sheets & blankets). "Cat stuff" was litter box and a few floor messes. I was also overdue for a shower. I even cleaned my house slippers!!!!
One part of my kitchen is just plain inaccessible rn, which is why clearing those boxes are a priority. Can't get to my pots & pans or my silverware drawer rn (it's OK bc I've been living out of the dishwasher dishes, but that won't last forever). The floors were thoroughly cleaned pre-furniture moving, but I haven't cleaned them yet since (necessary from all the dirt tracked in). And I also want to clean all the furniture I got from my dad, since a lot of it's dusty & who knows how long ago it was cleaned. I've already cleaned the couches, one shelf lamp, and the writing desk. I need to clean two dresser things, 3 bookcases, a chair, and a few little tables. Oh, also the TV stand and the display case. Gonna need to get at those with glass cleaner.
Once I get the initial cleaning done, I'll be getting to work on going through all the boxes I got from my dad's place so that I can consolidate everything as much as possible and figure out what's gonna need given away. It's important, but it's not an immediate need, so I'm focusing first on getting my apartment up to a base level of cleanliness that it's been lacking (since I never had energy to clean while I was working).
Lots to do... but I'm working on it. I'm gonna try to get my apartment in order and then Keep it that way. I Will be organized...!! I WILL be clean...!!!!!
Or at least. I will try.
#speculation nation#talking about it here bc im proud of my progress. and also it's good to keep track of what ive done and what i need to do#the floors took so much more effort than it sounds like. it was rly bad ok i had to clean up so much trash#and then vacuuming sucked bc i think my vacuum is kinda broken and it was kicking up so much dust#but i got it done and i cleaned the carpets. also miserable bc that was me on my knees scrubbing with a machine brush#it's a good carpet cleaner but it's a handheld kinda thing so cleaning a wide area just kinda sucks#but i did it. it picked up so much fucking hair. the waste water was So Fucking Gross.#i rewarded myself with some good food. and im gonna take a nap i think.#im kinda wanting to do some meal planning. pick out a few things to cook & buy ingredients for them.#i dont usually cook much but i have a lot more time on my hands than i used to.#im trying to get myself into good habits before i start school again. im trying very hard.#im focusing on the floors stuff a lot too bc i wanna b able to walk around barefoot w/o my feet getting hopelessly dirty.#for a long time ive just used slippers everywhere i go inside. but i wanna b able to walk without them too#so i cleaned the carpets. and ill clean the hardwood tomorrow.#things are hard. but im making good progress. i just gotta hold onto that.
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