#this made me laugh hahah

[clowncarscans]

LESSGOOOOO‼️‼️‼️ DOING THE LORDS WORK

YOU GIVE TOO MUCH CREDIT 🥹 BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE KIND SUPPORT <3

[katebeckets]

LIE DETECTOR TEST with Jonathan Groff, Lindsay Mendez, & Daniel Radcliffe

[charlesleclerctv]

very gratifying i must say

[throwaway-yandere]

Considering to the current 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐬 poll results, this is the last fic to be uploaded...

𝑫𝒐𝒍𝒄𝒆 𝑺𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝑵𝒖𝒐𝒗𝒐 (Yandere!Dainsleif/Reader)

Unreliable Synopsis:  “Fairytale worlds follow fairytale laws. There’s always a protagonist burdened with impossible tasks who will follow the rule of three, witness transformations, find talking animals, and learn the power of kept promises. So, before you embark on your journey, young (Y/n), have you heard of the Ugly Duckling’s tale?” 

Content Tags/Warnings: nothing (?) cuz I would never hurt my husband fr (will update if it does lmao)

Upload Date: TBA, approximately December 28, 2023 (8PM, Thursday, UTC+8)

It's here

[dottores]

LOOOOOOK isn’t he the cutest, he’s my fav version of dottore i will give u guys the story in the tags

[userautumn]

your header 😭❤️

i'll be honest, a jack userautumn 1D renaissance was NOT on my bingo card for 2024, but on all levels except physical, i am currently curled into a ball under a giant 1D blankie, listening to my boys and watching all seven hours of 1D Day until the pain goes away. which doesn't look like is going to happen any time soon. so here we are.

[chaos-enchanted]

So meeting Auntie Ethel went well...

[maria-rayro]

[polaroidcats]

@kaleidoscopexsighs and I saw Shrek on the back of a bus today and were very disappointed that it was not Shririus. I feel like this is Shririus erasure.

hahahahah omg I love that you thought of Shririus when you saw shrek!! but also, you're so right, this is shririus erasure, pure shriscrimination :((

[a-lile-angel]

You like to hang out with traitors Angel.

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[katebeckets]

this is what i call ✨ growth ✨

or... a show becoming my entire personality

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[4 months later]

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[beast-of-mosss]

I just really love people and just how weird and dorky we all are just AAA

[musicawizard]

PLEASE😭🤣

hot girl summer or whatever idk🏖

[rviner]

THREAD IDEAS with FOX LENNOX

Fox still resides in the institute and still hasn't got the hang of phasing. He can phase straight through from his room into a session, or crash right into your muse and potentially injuring them both depending on their species. Could also entail popping his dislocated shoulder back into place, and general Fox hysteria. Silas

Fox is trying to set up an activity group for D&D and is sticking up flyers for it. Despite never playing it but someone said to him "You seem like you'd like D&D" and it's stuck with him. He tries to convince your muse to help him spread the word, or maybe they play it, or maybe they get stuck helping him because he's distracting like that.

Fox asks your muse to run to the coffee shop across the street for a pastry there that he can't get at the institute's lunch room. Your muse agrees and then somehow, Fox finds himself shadowstepping straight to the coffee place and arrives in line just as your muse does. How do they hide it from the humans or explain it away?

[nimomo-mo]

Vent

[void-thegod]

You'd normally have to go to the sun for a burn like that.

have you considered learning anything about AI art before deciding it's theft? It doesn't actually contain any images of other people's work.

Or are you just worried your job will be automated (it won't)

have you considered sucking the shit right out of my asshole and swallowing it