#this is...not that gr8 i kno

[lavendorium]

My day one coord for La Vie En Rosé! Kept it simple and comfy for ease of setting up my little vendor space🖤

🥀OP/choker/wrist cuffs: Atelier Pierrot 🥀headdress: Bodyline 🥀long necklace: Haenuli 🥀boots: Strange Cvlt

[29121996]

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[yumenosakiacademy]

my toothbrush has lil rubber pieces in it (INTENTIONAL 1S 4 like.. brushing experience. idfk) n whereas w normal toothpaste tht puffs up n froths where its fine, w the sensitive tooth toothpaste, it Doesnt froth up so the fucking rubber pieces jus squeak against my teeth n ngl im abt 2 shove my brush thru the goddamned wall.

[tgcg]

umm hey, i just found your blog at like 11pm and, went though your whole, blog, and youre freaking awesome. just wanted to say.

my friend who got me into homestuck kept whispering in my ear when i was on ACT 1 that i was gonna "looove davekat teehee" and i was like "pshaw. it cannot be so unfathomably good." it was, lol.

sorry i kinda just, told an irrelevant story, haha, but youre awesome and your art is awesome and youre a huge inspiration to me and i just wanted to! say that!

and also yes, parroting other askers and stuff, you definitely have davekat down to a science. id go so far as to say you must be mixing illegal chemicals and all that to get them down so well. :3

aw man thank you so much...

wana say 1st of all ur story isnt irrelevant and is actually rly intresting 2 me. i wonder what its like 2 be an archive reader that can kno 4 a fact davekat is going 2 be canon, i spent yrs kinda assuming it never woulge, not to the extent it got 2 be. vry weird to think about...

im rly honored 2 hear this, thank u for going out of ur way 2 first of all look @ my whole blog (wtf) & then talk to me about it. it rly means so much 2 me. i kno i responded a lil slow here so i hope ur feb has been goin well and u have a gr8 weekend.🧡

im breakin. bad.

[brokendreamscreation]

Hey Loocid just wantid to let u kno i think your gr8! Ur rly nice and seem like u hav a good heart. Luv u!

Xoxo, Blitzø. - @doublejango

A ping on Lucid’s phone startles him, quickly pulling it out. Thank HEAVEN he still has this thing! Maybe it’s one of his brothers-

Nope, to his surprise it’s Blitzø. And quite a kind and heartfelt one at that. The strain and stress of today’s ordeals dull a bit from the imps words, prompting a tearful smile from Lucid. Thumbs quickly tap across the screens keyboard.

[Text]: Hey Blitzø!

[Text]: Awww thank you 🥹🙏 I think you are gr8 and kind too!

[Text]: I hope you’re doing well. Maybe next time I come down to Hell we can hang out? I know you got guard duty and your business but when you’re free?

Lucid hits send, but then realizes the signal is gone again. Shitshitshit! Where’s the signal?! He’s gotta reply back! What if he can’t later?! The man runs about the forest, waving his phone around wildly. High and low, bars to Heaven or Hell. Anything will do!

“Please send! Please send! Please send!”

[M!A Off the Grid]

[skidmark4]

feels gr8 2 kno i managed 2 claim @bussewoods

[ask-lighty-ii]

Fan, how’re you holding up after everything?

pretty gud!!!!!

as much as i <3 inanimate insanity, the finale wuz rlly stressful, and then me n test tube BOTH got killed off like SIDE CHARACTERS!!! i mean, i guess we got our fully finished arcs earlier in the season and in season three, but i still had 2 write a PASSIONATE entry in my blog abt it!!

n also it wuz rlly scary to see test tube get deleted like that :(( and i kno it hurt paintbrush a lot to see test tube AND me AND their favorite person all get POOFED in like an hour!!!1

tho i guess i cant tease em for being super clingy to lightbulb lately when im the same with test tube.. but we have RESEARCH and stuff to do together!! itz basically my JOB 2 b clingy!!

(but paintbrush and lightbulb make gr8 cookie pizza; they make an awesom pair in more ways than one!1 i have got to write a piece on my blog abt them…)

anywayz hotel hoot is rlly cool, plus bot and the other s3 contestants r there too!! i get to spend all day with my friends and my girlfriend and my sorta-kid and use the REAL internet!! there’s so many free mobile games to play!!!!!!1!!1

so, ya! itz going pretty gud :p

[weird-things-to-think]

Ah, de word "chastise," wich iz mayhaps one of thee most confuzling, perplexitatious, and bamboozulifying werds in de hole of human lingooistics. It iz lyk de Swiss Army knyfe of wurds, bot if de Swiss Army wer inexplicably bad at making knyves and instead made... uh... pokey sticks wif no edges. Lemme xplain dis "chastise" so u can feel smort n cultured, but don’t rely on me too much cuz my brain iz, uh, runnin at about 10% battry here.

Chastize: Wot Even Iz It?

To chastize iz basically to, lyk, yelly-yell at sum1 but wif a sprinkle of superior snooty vibez. Iz NOT, I repeat, NOT, sum sort of newfangled dance moov or fancy kitchun spice. If u thot dat, dere iz no hope 4 u, but plz reed on, so we suffur togethur.

Wen u chastise sum1, iz lyk u r deliverin a verball karate chop of disproval into their earlobez. Dis iz mostlee done by importantz peeps lyk teachers, parents, or Karenz wif too much time on their hands. Example: “Jimmay! U ate de last bagel?? I chastize u!!" Den Jimmay iz sad n reflective... mayb. Idk.

Originz of Dis Fancy Wurd

So, chastize probs came frum sum ded langwaj lyk Olden Times Latin or mayb Elvish? De root iz sumfing like "casticare," wich I tink iz Latin 4 "to yel-reprimand angrily wif vibes." But since no1 spok Latin sinc, lyk, de dinosaurs, we don't really kno. Obvi.

How U Use It

In everday conversashun, u can totally flex wif "chastize" if u wanna sound lyk u went 2 Harvard or at leest own a thesarus:

Casual Use: "Darlene, y u burn de lasagna?? I chastize ur kitchun skillz!"

Formal Use: "Ah yes, esteemed colleague, I must chastize ur profoundly inadequate PowerPoint slide transitionz."

Drama Use: "I chastize thee! I chastize thee 4 thy transgresshunz upon mine honor!" (dis wud werk gr8 in a midievul cosplay sitchooashun.)

Synonimz n Other Stuf

U cud say **

[turkeytrey]

why am i in love with you

thats a gr8 question! I'm not sure..maybe its cuz im a bit of a charmer;)

jk lmfao! Could just be infatuation 2, darlin. To be in love with sum1 is to want to build a future n grow with them. i dont think u kno everythin about me yet to want to be 4 evr with me😅 Still got my cheeks warm tho

[nogchompa]

2day was ok!! i wz an hr late 4 work but it wz fine cuz nobody told me i was sposed 2 read th ktchn paper schedule 2 kno wen im working n it wznt on th app we use 2 c our schedules so they understood. im getting pretty ok w foodrunning!! im doing it stoned as hell most of da time so im probly gr8 sober lmao . idk all i can rly think abt anymore is work cuz im here pretty much 24/7. it kinda bums me out sumtimes bc i dont do much else n cant focus on anything 4 2 long without being drawn back 2 thinking abt it. This time of year always feels like a big emotional/prsnl turning point time & i think im getting stronger n better at handling my emotions.....The future is bright i hope!! i hope i hope i hope

[vicioushyenax3]

- Dang boy, you look gr8! - I kno! ITSFY. X3

[tartt9]

He's such a fucking idiot. That's all he can think for the rest of the evening. Keeley deserves better than him. And what the fuck is going on with Roy? He's watching Phoebe tonight, and Jamie doesn't want to invade on their night together asking questions about what he and Roy are to each other; he thought they were pretty solidified in what they are, but then again... he's the one that kissed Keeley today. Like a fucking twat. So maybe Roy has the right to question him about what they are. Fuck. Why is this all so confusing? Why can't he just have them both? Is it selfish to want them both? They can snog all they want, too, but... they're so different. It's what he's always liked about the two of them. Keeley and her light hair and her light eyes and her soft hands and her loud fashion. Roy and his dark hair and those brown eyes and his callouses and his leather. It's like he's torn down the middle by desire. Fuck, he'd kill to call them both his. Well, maybe not kill, he doesn't think he's strong enough for that. But definitely something close to it. 

When his phone buzzes, he pauses the game of FIFA he's playing as a distraction, glancing down at the screen. He's surprised to see the text from Keeley, and even more surprised to read it. He curls his legs up on the sofa, chewing on his hoodie string as he responds.

[ to: KJ 🩷💖💕 ] no no i get it [ to: KJ 🩷💖💕 ] i'm sorry [ to: KJ 🩷💖💕 ] srsly [ to: KJ 🩷💖💕 ] u deserve better n me tbf 😞 [ to: KJ 🩷💖💕 ] 😡🖤⚽'s with pheeb 2nite so i haven't talked 2 him yet [ to: KJ 🩷💖💕 ] but i will [ to: KJ 🩷💖💕 ] bc that was shitty of me [ to: KJ 🩷💖💕 ] n im sorry [ to: KJ 🩷💖💕 ] love u always u kno that [ to: KJ 🩷💖💕 ] i just want u 2 kno tht i 🧠 ur gr8 [ to: KJ 🩷💖💕 ] and that u don't deserve 2 b treated like ur anything less then 💯 [ to: KJ 🩷💖💕 ] 🐶👅 [ to: KJ 🩷💖💕 ] thats me @ u 4eva xxxx [ to: KJ 🩷💖💕 ] even in just a best friends sort of way x [ to: KJ 🩷💖💕 ] ur the best x

she hears his words, but they don't sink in quite enough, they barely break through the sound of blood pounding in her ears, " it's fine, it's my job. " she mumbles, standing with him and gesturing to the door, ever the polite host. even now. even when she's torn between all her feelings, the way she loves roy and loves jamie and had been thinking about the two of them together, loving her, her loving them and .. maybe them loving each other. but. well, she doesn't know what to think anymore. fuck, she was stupid! stupid for kissing jamie, stupid for giving herself hope because while keeley jones was the eternal romantic, she had also become a realist in recent years. she had recognised that people often only pursue her because of the posters of her rack they had growing up, because of the narrative the papers push.. she didn't want to let herself get hurt, she was practising self love as of late and the one time she steps out of that, it just feels shitty.

the door closes behind him and she presses her forehead against the smooth of the wood, eyes closing tight as she fights off tears, fights off feeling sad about this. good for them! good for roy and jamie. there's a sharp pang in her stomach, jealousy and upset all at once, " fuck! " she hisses. she believes jamie does love her, she believes roy might too, especially with how.. he'd been as of late.. but -- well, there was something.. something cheap about not being told something like that. something that twists in her stomach yet again. after a little while, after making a cup of tea and taking some deep breaths the way rebecca taught her to, keeley sits and stares at her phone, already put firmly on do not disturb. she stares at a text she'd written out for jamie for a long moment before swallowing her pride and hitting send.

sorry about earlier, just felt weird.. u know, vibes. idk. happy for u tho! well done for sorting ur shit out :) X

[youve-doomed-us-all-jerk]

finally watched the primal season 2 finale and uh that last part had me like

lol

[euclydya]

ah yes . the Classique Ghost Guitars™

[cataomoi]

They’re bringing back so much furniture in ac this update… do y’all think… maybe just maybe… the lovely and princess collection might come back 👀

[dlnqnt]

just finished blocking abt 1200 ppl love curating my online space :)