#this is. bland.
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#the least compelling romance I ever watched#yes girl give us nothing#I aint even being a diehard Caryl shipper I just 100% don't give a shit about Isabelle and her dynamic with Daryl#I just wanna know why#why not Carol. why not Connie. Why not let my man continue to be canonically ''somewhat asexual''#this is. bland.#14 years of character development and bond-building and we ended up here. what. who is this for.#tboc spoilers#why is it.... always younger blondes......
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
#sorry im bored of the same tags on this lmao#sometimes i think the confessional style loses impact because everything has to be excavated from the depths of the soul#and somehow. confessional writing seems to be going with the most disaffected bland sound possible. odd.#i love deeply personal songs! i love when songs sound like they mean something to the artist!#something something wider issue of mining trauma and being performatively vulnerable for quote unquote content#idk i don’t have the actual knowledge to write about this well there’s just something not landing for me recently#mine
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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)
#fnaf#fnafedit#Five Nights at Freddy's#fnaf movie#matpat#fnaf movie spoilers#fnaf spoilers#fyeahmovies#filmedit#gifs*#arsenicpandacreates#this LYING LIAR WHO LIES acted like he WASN'T IN THE MOVIE alskjflskjf#yes I DID stop watching to make this gif set what of it?#also I do not like this coloring but also I'm sick of looking at it and want to sleep soooooo#there is NO COLOR in this scene I SWEAR TO GOD#you would not BELIEVE the vibrancy + saturation it took to get it to this bland point#and any further started causing problems booooooo
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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He's so normal, guys. I promise. He's sooooo normal. Normalest guy ever. (Lying)
#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#just realized that I forgot the third T in Frittte#oh well#he's buying some shredded wheat#Kim's deep need to be perceived as Normal and Not Different.... UGH#he's weird!!! he's a weird guy!!! do not be convinced by his normal guy facade#i could go on a long rant about him and his relationship to the status quo but for now im just going to draw him buying bland cereal
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drew some book!husbands. they feel like they've taken more traits from each other than the show.
#decided book!az has hints of elton john. its the old queen energy#book!crowley is nice looking average white man who learns how to wear a suit but half the reason he's interesting is bc he's trailing aroun#an old bookseller who looks maybe 30 years his senior and giving him babygirl eyes#its the stark contrast in the looks between the “bland” (cr) and “interesting” (az) that im going for with these guys#god im trying to make them not look like butch lesbians purely from an art skill pov but i cant beat the allegations#good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale
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More DW stuff
#just finished rewatching 11's run for the 1st time since 2017 and god I forgot how much I loved his dynamic with the ponds#anyway I was so mad the doctor's FIRST (!!!) underwear reveal was bland ass tighty whities and not the question marks motif 12 promised us#doctor who#fanart#dw#the giggle#fifteenth doctor#thirteenth doctor#eleventh doctor#amy pond#rory williams#new who#the doctor
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check it out, it's his special yellow eye
#undertale#sans#myary#bland looking sans standing with the glowing eye with no bg and gradient map should be an identifying symptom of art block for me#head in my hands. wgat the fuck ever
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What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.
#the magnus archives#tma#michael distortion#the distortion#i think this would make everyone’s lives worse#the eye 🤝(<-phishing) the spiral#tricking someone into thinking you’re someone they can trust so that theyll give you info they can use against you?#that shits both eye and spiral coded af tbh#edit: for those who have said that they want a fic of this i would like to clarify that other people can do what they want with this idea#but i personally cannot write for shit#so i cannot provide a fic. unless you want it bland as hell and written in ieee format#sorry y’all. my skillsets are infodumping about spiders unprompted and eating chicken nugget
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controversial opinion maybe but modern cars are all ugly as fuck to me the last time they made a sexy car was in the 80s and it's all been down hill from there
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oops ponied more lifers (Jimmy and Joel are redesigned lol, design notes and original under cut)
With Tango I wanted to play with half body/split coloring and make him look scorched, including his horn which will just smoke while he's not using magic. I'd like to think he's absolutely fine and all that's changed is that he can only conjure fire magic but he doesn't care that much. His tail and mane can burst into flame whenever
BigB is a big guy with a thousand yard stare and prey animal behavior with his ears constantly tucked back. I really like the idea of him having a huge tail dragging behind him, adds to the unnerve a tiny bit. When people look away he turns into a hyperrealistic creaking horse
Why did I make Jimmy all yellow. His color is blue!!! Blue!!!! Even if I usually highlight him with yellow because it just looks nicer but!! Blue..!! Seeing Lizzie build a blue parrot for him inspired me to finally redesign him, his coloration is based on the blue quaker parrot! The canary theme can still work with this, I'd like to imagine his flight feathers started going yellow and he wasn't just born with canary feathers. Also tried to get across that he's a lanky ass pony but makes himself look smaller
Joel I think works so much better when he's relatively monotone and the green highlights are implemented sparingly (you know, as highlights). I think it makes him look more special even with normal horse colors than if he was mostly green, kinda loses that bit of the design that really identifies Joel AS Joel. Yeah my first Joel design was garbo. Also he's very angry that god made him an earth pony and tiny. sorry little guy
Also also I made this little video where Joel eats Scott and runs away with Jimmy you're welcome
#jimmy solidarity#tangotek#joel smallishbeans#bigb#bigbstatz#omg whaaat a blue pony bigb....? no way#My first set of designs were kinda. bland. a lot of them. so I went a little wild with the different patterns and details in this one#trafficblr#ponyfication#? I guess thats a tag that exists I might as well use it#tubby art#I accidentally deleted BigB's name on the 1st image and added it back on mobile lol please ignore that
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A selection of escape games from JRK Games.
#pleased rat escape#potent dog escape#ecstasy pencil escape#virile grandpa escape#noisy dracula escape#angry grandpa escape#unsightly butterfly escape#turbulent cow escape#majestic grandpa escape#bland basketball player escape#jrk games
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i wanna do my own human Scarab design some time in the future, I discussed this on my personal but I felt pretty disappointed that fans weren't relying on Scarab's real face for inspiration and instead just using the Farmworld design he used once.
Especially since his real face makes him look like he has big nerdy glasses
#txt#fionna and cake#scarab the god auditor#its especially jarring with prohibitedwish fanart#because prismo will be the most beautiful looking man ive ever seen with an outfit that suits his character#and then scarab is just copy and pasting his purposefully bland human design#also human scarab should have sexy gloves-WHO SAID THAT
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venom 3 when i catch you venom 3 when i get catch you when i c
#i do not like this movie#It wasn’t TRASHY…. it wasn’t CAMP. it took itself WAYYYY TOO SERIOUSLY#i’m so upset#came into the cinema waiting to queerbaited and got so much worse#anyway i love venom#digital art#art#eddie brock#venom#venom symbiote#venom the last dance#venom 3#veddie#symbrock#marvel#the end credits song is the perfect amount of bland rock and unapologetically catchy lyrics that movie should’ve been
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Ok ok, so I um….. may or may not add them to lbl but I played with the idea that they are there and uuuuuuh yeah :3
Echo and Rift!
#idk maybe Echo’s design would be how it is in the Zelda’s meet au I have#she might have a more regal design in lbl#but Zelda’s aren’t there anyways#but yeeee#I wanted her outfit to be more purple cuz I like it :)#and yes Rift gets the cloak that was his#made by his maybe or maybe not father figure#maybe I should’ve made Echo’s hair more blonde hm#link between links#Zeldas are meeting#echoes of wisdom#echoes of wisdom spoilers#cuz I’m tapping in the tags#idk I might play with Echo’s design more the colors are kinda bland
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