#this is your cue to cry btw

[shitapril]

with spa, we're officially halfway through the season !

we went into the season expecting a repeat of 2023, only to have seven different race winners in the first half of the season alone.

carlos sainz jumped back from his appendicitis to become the only driver to break max verstappen's 10 race win streak not once, but twice. charles leclerc has finally broken his curse and has won at the legendary monaco circuit, but most importantly, at home. george russell brought mercedes' first win since 2022. lewis hamilton extended his record of wins at home with his ninth victory at silverstone, and is now only the second driver with more than one win. lando norris and oscar piastri are both race winners now.

but the drama started well before the season, and off the track at that, with lewis hamilton announcing his departure from mercedes to ferrari for the 2025 season. call it a domino effect, because ever since, we have found out we will not have my fav blonde-hunk duo in haas next season, my french civil war roleplayers next season, but we will have an 18-year old on the grid (i'm so old wtf) and we're just halfway through the season (jury is still out on carlos sainz though he said he's sticking to the original timetable of the driver market).

that being said, I can't even begin to explain the headlines, rumours and stories that this season has brought, i would've thought they were random machine-generated headlines if i had not seen them happen in real time.

i cannot wait for the latter half of the season to unfold, to see what the future of this sport looks like by the end of the year. in the meantime, take care of yourselves, rejuvenate for the second half of the silliest of seasons and i'll see you soon ! <3

[veradragonjedi]

who knew that mechanisms brainrot came WITH tma brainrot. like

[kxsagi]

May I request first time w bllk boys of your choice, but instead of it being steamy, it ends up being comic relief because for some reason the men can't put it in so the night just went on with gf!reader laughing her ass off and bf!bllk men having existential crisis😼 ignore this if you're uncomfortable! I love your works btw!:3 have a great day/night!

“𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐢𝐧: 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝𝐲”

a/n: this was definitely the most suggestive thing i've written so far but it was too funny to not write LMAO

thank you so much and have a great day/night as well!

suggestive and mature content below! all aged-up characters! (MDNI, by choosing to interact, it is your choice despite the warning)

ft. isagi yoichi, itoshi rin, nagi seishiro, mikage reo, kaiser michael, shidou ryusei, karasu tabito, itoshi sae

isagi yoichi

bro was so determined to win at losing his virginity. he was mentally prepping like it was a soccer match. 

“okay. breathe. visualize. go slow.” 

but the moment he tries to slide it in, he misses. three times. 

you’re trying not to laugh but he looks like a confused puppy with a furrowed brow and everything. 

“wait, i swear i aimed right.” 

“baby you’re not shooting a goal, this is not penalty kicks.” 

he spirals. his entire ego deflates. his internal monologue is screaming: how did i miss the goal this bad, am i even the main character anymore??? 

you’re just curled up in bed laughing while he sits at the edge with a blanket over his lap, muttering, “i need to train more…” 

itoshi rin

he was so serious about it. didn’t speak more than five words the whole time. 

but then. the moment of truth. and it just… 

boink (LMAO). he misaligned. 

“rin, that’s my thigh.” 

“shut up. i know.” 

tries again. ends up poking your belly button. 

“are you aiming by echolocation?” 

cue you dissolving into laughter while rin’s soul leaves his body. 

he gets all broody and dramatic like, “this is why i hate people. and romance. and life.” 

you pat his hair and go, “better luck next time, sniper.” 

nagi seishiro

he was so chill about it at first. like, “yeah. sex. sounds tiring, but okay.” 

except it turns out getting it in requires more effort than he thought. 

he’s just kind of poking around lazily like he’s half-asleep. 

“is this… the right angle?” 

“sei. that’s my hipbone.” 

he lays down in defeat like he just died in a video game. “ugh. i give up. let’s just cuddle.” 

and you’re crying laughing while he burritos himself in the blanket and says, “this is why i stick to games.” 

mikage reo

oh he thought he had it in the bag. mr. smooth rich boy. 

candles lit. music playing. rose petals on the bed. 

then cue 5 straight minutes of struggling. 

you: “babe, you okay?” 

reo: sweating bullets, whispering “i can’t find the entrance.” 

you: “it’s not a bank vault, reo.” 

poor boy looks so offended. “i’ve studied diagrams! i watched tutorials!” 

you’re cackling while he’s looking at the wall like it betrayed him. 

“this is not how it was supposed to go… my legacy…”

kaiser michael

listen. this man walked in like he was god’s gift to earth. said some cheesy german line like “tonight, i make you scream.” 

0 for 1 on that promise. 

because for the life of him, he can’t get the angle right. 

tries. fails. tries again. misses again. 

“i swear this never happens.” 

“you sound like a sitcom punchline.” 

and then you wheeze-laugh so hard you fall off the bed. 

kaiser just lies there dramatically like an oil painting, one arm draped over his forehead. “i’ve been humbled.” 

will not stop bringing it up later. “remember that time my genius was too much for your mortal body to handle?” 

you: “you poked my knee.” 

him: “semantics.” 

shidou ryusei

bro walked in already unhinged. 

smirking like a menace. said “i’m gonna blow your back out” with way too much confidence. 

cut to five minutes later: he’s on his knees, staring at your thighs like they’re a puzzle. 

“where the hell is it? is this a trap?” 

“shidou. shidou. that’s my armpit.” 

“oh. well you were twisted weird!” 

you’re crying from laughing. this man was so loud and proud only to fumble like a rookie. 

suddenly goes quiet. shidou. quiet. 

stares at the wall like he saw god. 

“maybe this is the universe humbling me…” 

you: “finally.” 

him: “shut the hell up, you’re laughing like a hyena. i’m in mourning.” 

karasu tabito

okay so karasu definitely talked a big game beforehand. 

super smug like “you won’t be able to walk after this.” 

tried to take the lead. acted confident. 

then proceeded to line himself up completely wrong. 

you’re like, “tabi. that’s not it.” 

he freezes. “you sure? feels right.” 

“no. no it doesn’t.” 

looks down. stares in betrayal. “oh… oh.” 

you start laughing and cannot stop. 

he lays on his back dramatically like he just got shot. 

“i used to have pride. i used to have a future.” 

you’re snorting, tears in your eyes while he covers himself with a pillow and mutters “don’t talk to me. i’m in my flop era.” 

itoshi sae

sae genuinely thought he was above this. like… this was supposed to be effortless. 

gave you a look like “i got this.” 

spoiler: he did not. 

tries to guide himself in and hits… air. 

tries again. pokes the mattress. 

you: “… are you okay?” 

him: “this is… frustrating.” 

you start giggling. he’s deadpan. 

“don’t laugh.” 

you: “but you’re so SERIOUS. it’s like watching someone try to parallel park and give up.” 

he sighs, rolls off you, and just stares at the ceiling like it offended him. 

“sex is stupid. i’m going to sleep.” 

you’re still laughing while he tucks himself in like a burrito, mumbling “this is why i focus on football.” 

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

[aijunbi]

I LOVE YOU 3000

─── s. walking down the aisle to sophia.

genre. established relationship fluff MARRIAGE!!! starring. sophia laforteza x f!reader

notes. i did this in one sitting btw.. not proofread! i scrapped the og plot for this bcuz i could

in queue – i love you 3000 by stephanie poetri

INHALE. EXHALE.

sophia does it over and over again as she waits for the music to cue. her palms feel awfully sweaty, and her eyes already stung. megan, who was standing by her side, started snickering like usual.

“you’re acting like you might drop dead when you see her,” she teased, nudging sophia playfully. the older girl rolled her eyes but cracked a smile.

“i might as well,” sophia responded. megan returned to her spot as the music started while sophia unconsciously straightened her back. the door has yet to open, though, and so she takes this moment to calm her nerves.

while wiping her hands on her pants, she closes her eyes as she imagines what the rest of her life would look like with you. she hears the doors opening and took in one last deep breath before her taking a small peek.

the small peek doesn’t stay as her eyes fully widened like it would bulge out of her sockets.

you looked so, so beautiful in that white dress she heard your friends giggle over all the time leading up to the wedding. even with a veil over your face, your beauty still struck her heart deep.

you’re holding a bouquet of flowers, the same white roses she gave you when she was courting you, as you slowly make your way down the aisle, your head turning side to side as you greet friends and relatives.

sophia feels her chest tighten, and she fights the urge to clutch it. her vision blurred the longer she stared at you. “ah, crap…” she cursed as she tilted her head back slightly to hold back the tears.

your breathtaking smile was all she saw even when she looked up at the ceiling. her hand came up to wipe her tears as she sniffled, a soft, breathy sob escaping her lips.

when you finally reach her, you held one of her hands to make her look at you. “you’re crying,” you whispered with a smile that made her throat tighten.

“i am,” she whispered back. your hand left hers, and she immediately missed the warmth. it didn’t last long as your hand rested on her cheek, your thumb wiping away her tears.

“it’s okay.” and sophia knows that. she’d cry enough tears to fill a river, then overflow it to turn it into an ocean if it meant she get you call you her wife forever.

the officiant cleared his voice quietly then said his speech. throughout the entire thing, sophia never took her eyes off of you. she stared at you with such devotion that it hurt.

“sophia, do you take y/n to be your wife?” the officiant finally asked. “do you promise to love, honor, cherish, and protect her, forsaking all others, and holding only unto her forevermore?”

“i do.” sophia nodded.

the officiant turned to you. “and y/n, do you take sophia to be your wife? do you promise to love, honor, cherish, and protect her, forsaking all others, and holding only unto her forevermore?”

you smiled and nod. “i do.”

what happens next came in a blur to the point sophia felt like she was high on cloud nine. and before she knew it, it was time to seal the declaration with a kiss.

sophia holds onto you waist tightly, scared that you’d disappear if she ever let go. her lips found yours with ease just like the plenty other times you’ve kissed, this one no different.

the warmth of your lips was all she could feel. she couldn’t feel the dried up tears around her eyes, and she couldn’t feel the way her heart was about to burst out of her chest.

as you said your vows, sophia felt way too emotional. she never liked crying in front of people, but here she is, crying because of the words her wife is saying.

when it was her turn, she squeezed your hand gently for support before grabbing the microphone.

“y/n,” she started. “i’m standing here now knowing that no words could ever describe how much i love you. from dusk to dawn, you are the only person i ever want to wake up and come home to.”

you let out a teary laugh and sophia only looked at you like you hung the stars in the universe. she takes a moment before speaking again.

“not just when life is beautiful and everything is right, but even when it’s difficult, even when we’re tired, and even when the day is just too long. you’re my anchor, someone who keeps me calm when things aren’t okay.

i love you in a way that’s quiet and loud at the same time. it’s in the way i look for you in a crowded place, and it’s in the way breathing is a little easier when i’m next to you.”

she hesitated briefly then put the vows away, deciding that she’ll say it from memorization. she practiced it so much she can say it perfectly in her sleep.

“i can’t promise that our marriage will be the standard perfection,” she recited, her voice more tender and sentimental. “we’ll argue, we’ll upset one another, and we’ll go days without talking. i promise to stay and be there for you at the end of the day if it means you and i make up. because that’s my perfection.

i promise to love you when it’s easy and when it takes effort. so here’s my vow: my heart is forever yours to love, and i’ll give it to you over and over again, in this life, and the next, and so forth,” she vowed.

you let out a shaky breath as tears started falling more and more. you had to turn away just so you could process everything she said. sophia laughs and pulled you closer by the hand. she turns to look at her friends to see them crying as well.

only then did she realized she had been crying all this time too. “my gosh,” she muttered under her breath as she wiped her eyes clean. it stung and burned in the best way possible.

right now, seeing you sniffling and smiling through tears just made her fall even deeper into the hole she called love.

“you’re really something, laforteza,” you joked. she smiled and took your hand again, fully this time.

“you too,

laforteza.”

[iqxatlantic]

                                      " you too ! "

super short head canons of kaiser being a cheater wuh oh (and reader being a giiirlboss <3 but not rlly cus they end up fawking..) yes there's smut so users be aware!! oh, there's some bits of non-con/dub-con btw! oh oh and literally cue "you too" by chase atlantic.

cheater!kaiser who realizes he fucked up big time. "wait — [name]. süße! don't be like that. y'know she's jus' a friend" he tried to convince you.

cheater!kaiser who's getting his ass absolutely roasted right now. "I'm sorry that your father never loved you," you spewed out. literal VENOM. "And you saw your mother on the TV too much, oh. doesn't mean you can do this." you continued.

cheater!kaiser who realized you weren't playing around anymore. you were genuinely done with his shit. hell, he should've known he shouldn't have ended a conversation with "i love you" even though he knew it wasn't true (it ended up being true LOL)

cheater!kaiser who found himself on his knees begging you to stay and you couldn't leave him. "you're all i have!" he'd whimper out. "then go get more from that other bitch you're cheatin' on me with." you'd retort.

cheater!kaiser who's now trying to get physical in hopes to repair things. you couldn't push him off. so all you could do was run that venomous and hurtful mouth of yours that once slid out the sweetest things ever.

cheater!kaiser who'd shut you up by crashing his lips onto yours. he knew it was disgusting but, hey. it works. by the time he pulled away, you were less angry..? "ew, i don't wanna have your side hoe's taste lingering in my mouth." you spat out. god do you ever stop?

cheater!kaiser who has you pinned on the floor as he's pressed up against you the way his lips are pressed against yours. his tongue exploring your mouth like it was your first time together.

cheater!kaiser who has you out of breath, carries you to the bed for some cushioning. he continues his rampage on your sweet lips as his big hands are desperately trying to get your shirt off — in which he ends up ripping the shirt.

cheater!kaiser who just decides he'll buy you a new shirt later continues to cover your delicate skin with harsh markings. you pulled him by the rattails, "you must looooo-ove doing this with the other girls you're sleeping 'round with huh?" you snarled.

cheater!kaiser who shuts your pain-inflicting words n noises with a higher pitch loving tone. his big big fingers were teasing along your folds now.

cheater!kaiser who genuinely cannot get enough of you as you're whining, crying, whimpering, all the above on his fdick or fingers. thrust after thrust, your sweet noises filling the room. were they filled with anger? yea, probably. did he care? na. for your and his pleasure.

cheater!kaiser who can't remember why he cheated in the first place as it hit him like an arrow in the heart, you were just perfect. loving, a bitch as well LOL, puts him in his place... perfection. you were the absolute ideal of a partner in his head.

cheater!kaiser who whispers gently, "give me a second chance, liebe. i'll change" into your ear in which you let out a hefty "more than second now. you havent changed at all" guess he's still oughta fuck the anger out of you.

— ©iqxatlantic / isaisliterallyhim, 2025

a/n: omg hi bbys um ive been very freaking busy lately and i've been stacked with lots of drafts... i couldn't rlly get anything out so i was like 'i needa do something" and came up w this im so sorry.. it's like 2 a.m. pls let me slide w this one ughhh im still salty over getting broken up w so shhh... yes this was a somewhat reflection of what happened just minus the sex and stuff bc it wasnt even close... wiasdjsaj i'll get out more soon just trust me... i wanted to like do one for valentines but i couldnt get anything in my head so um i def slacked off also this is all yap YIKESSS but i heart kaiser sosos much omg this wasnt proofread btw also fyi when reader's calling the other woman a hoe, bitch, and other really nasty words its cus she knows that reader was w kaiser ^^

[adoresia]

guys is my aura back yes or nah… im gonna say yes HYKTIPPED TYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYDTWYAYSYFIWNS im giggling and smiling and jumping or whatever

hi fav dragon *peeking from behind the corner btw* i hope im not too late for this valentines event 🫴🏾🫴🏾🫴🏾🫴🏾

MY FAVOURITE BEEEEEEE ADORESIAAAAAAAAA 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺

first things first i love u... crazy how we've known each other for only under a month??? thats crazy... it feels like way longer so when i was scrolling back i was like "huhhh??? did some get deleted?" CRAZYYYY!!! youre one of my first moots as well... sniff... i feel the tears coming 😢 lwk breaks my heart when i see youre active at ungodly hours... i shouldve been there or whatever 😕

you genuinely are just really cute. i feel like i mention this a lot but you are!!! seriously!!! i cant even explain it but whenever youre in my notifs i cant help but say it 🤭 i ghink its the bee vibes.. i wanna give u a hug and put you in my pocket and profect u from the world 🫂🫂 i get the vibes that ur not short but i can still dream </3

im even like reluctant to change my theme bc the idea lowkey came from you 😭 i always think "but its sia approved..." and now i havent had the urge to change it since. mayb like a lil, but that was only to make it better. I CANT LET GO!!! + the helpy gifs are actually so entertaining...

je t'aime, belle 😼(french rizz) <- so proud of myself because i spend a solid minute debating where rhe the the the the whatdoyoucallit... where ' goes... dont be surprised if i start spilling french compliments left and right because i am practicing 🫵 this is a threat.

roses for my favourite bee!

[miaoua3]

Hello! Can you write an sfw/nsfw headcannon version for soonyoung pls? Love your writing!🫰

hii! ofc i can, it would be my pleasure, i hope you enjoy this!

Husband! Hoshi Headcanons

•(sfw! hcs):

we all already know that he’s a cuddle bug, but the extent that his need to be touching you goes to is beyond what any of us could imagine. he’s constantly up in your space, touching you in any way possible. if you are doing chores around the house, instead of helping you by doing something, he will just hang onto your shirt and follow you around, talking animatedly. if you are sitting down, you better expect for his head to be resting on your shoulder

whenever he needs something, he just calls for you (aka screams “baaaabee!”through the house until you hear him and come to him lmao), doesn’t matter that most of the times the thing that he’s looking for is right in front of him, he’s a bit blind sometimes (or so he tells, in reality he does it because he finds your annoyed little pout so adorable)

instead of kissing, he loves to often rub your noses together as a sign of affection, something about just feels so silly and cute and domestic to him he can rarely resist the urge to do it, plus you always smile so brightly whenever he does it so its a win-win situation

he loves that with you he can be as childish and silly as he wants, that you will always join him in his silly missions to make everyone laugh, that you will always laugh along with him no matter how ridiculous and stupid his jokes are. he loves that you are his youth quite literally, and that with you along his side, he can climb on top of the world

three words: matching tiger pyjamas. you didn’t have much of a choice, really, he just bought them for you two one day, and as you tried to let him down gently, his big brown puppy eyes looked at you pleadingly, ready to say “please?” as you were about to refuse him, and suddenly you just sighed in defeat. so guess which pyjamas you two wear the majority of the month, except for the few says it takes to wash and dry them?

compliments you all the time-both when he intends to and when he isn’t even aware that what he said is considered a compliment. for example, if you are getting ready, doing your makeup or taking it off, he will just come behind you, hug you and while smiling say “you are so very pretty, the prettiest in this whole wide world. i must’ve saved korea as a nation in my past life to get the honour of having you in this life.”, or for the times when he is unaware of it-you were just looking at some flowers as you were walking through a botanic garden when he said “i don’t know much about flowers, but whenever i see this flower (points to a, say, hibiscus), it reminds me of you, because you both are so pretty and look so gentle.” bro isn’t even trying yet he got you crying

loves loves LOVES surprising you with at-home picnics, just as you walk through the door of your house, he’s running towards you, taking your hand so he can lead you to the living room where the stuff is all set up-the white bedsheet handing from two chairs, under the sheet fairy lights wrapped around the chairs, a blanket on the floor with lots and lots of food spread on it. he loves how it always makes you smile and how easy it is to make you happy

•(nsfw! hcs):

has stamina of a BEAST, like it isn’t enough that he seemingly gets boners all the time, the sight of your collarbones is enough to make him hug your from behind, slowly grinding his hips against your ass while he mumbles “please babe, lemme make you feel good hm? it’s been so long since i’ve fucked you, let me make you cum on my dick” (btw it hasn’t even been that long, you two had sex two days prior but ok lmao). the moment he sees you close your eyes, he knows he’s won. cue at least 3 hours of him pounding into you, his skin slapping against yours, both your skins burning from the force they meet. at some point you feel so exhausted that you just lay there, face in the pillow, while he holds your hips in the air as he fucks you from behind

is so enthusiastic about eating you out that he overstimulates you, not only are his fingers fast inside of your pussy, but he’s sucking on your clit so hard, it makes tears fall from your eyes very easily. he just wants you to feel so good (but also to squirt all over his face) that he can spend hours just lapping at your juices, mumbling “c’mom pretty girl, just one more, make a mess on my face, that’s what it’s for, it’s for you to sit on it and make yourself cum on it” bsjqbsjqkq

speaking of-dirty talk with him goes CRAAAZY, not even because he wants it to, he just says whatever it’s on his mind, his thoughts a mess thrown up the moment they appear in his mind. he’s a moaning mess, sucking hickeys into your skin, kissing you sloppily, all while he’s repeating “pussy so good, fuck, want to stay here forever. want to cum inside of you all the time, to make you full with my cum-shit, ahh, so tight, im gonna-“ cue more moaning and whining as he nears his end

on the same note- breeding kink. we all know that one clip where he said he wants a whole football team (thank you scoups for the metaphor lmao). and even now, he often talks about getting married and having kids, so i think the moment he put that ring on you, he got down to BUSINESS. i’m talking he soaks your pussy AND your sheets with hair cum, if he could, he would make you wear a plug so none of it spills out and that it’s 100% sure that you end up pregnant from it. the thoughts of your heavy, full and lactating breasts, your round belly, and a little girl that has a smile just like yours, haunt his dreams on the daily

he is unintentionally so rough, like not only does he manhandle you into positions that he needs you in, if you are too far gone to be listening to him, he will just grab you by your neck to get your attention, or pull on your hair so you can watch him fuck you in the mirror, eyes trained on your gaping mouth and bouncing tits. the thing is- he doesn’t do it out of the need to be dominant, it’s just that it’s a part of his fantasy, of exactly what he imagined for that night to be, so if you aren’t following it, he will take the matter into his own hands (quite literally).

he isn’t really sure why, but he loves it when you end up crying from the overstimulation and pleasure, and when you mascara runs down your cheeks. you just look so ruined, and it makes him feel so good and smug that he’s the only one that has the honour of seeing you sobbing for him to both stop and to cum inside of you, the only one who gets to squish your mascara stained cheeks together and make you focus on him, the only one that makes your legs tremble and shake every day. the only one that gets to fuck a baby into you. the only one you crave.

(act surprised for this one) he is low-key into collars. he isn’t all that sure about leashes, but a pretty little collar wrapped around your pretty neck? and if it has a heart shaped buckle? he is a goner. he won’t ever recover from the amount of fantasy material the sight gives him, how primal it makes him feel. plus the look you make whenever he puts two fingers through that heart shaped buckle and pulls you towards him by it? it will literally make him kneel in front of a god and thank him for that sight (not really something he should discuss with a god, yknow, given that it’s about your sex life and all that but eh, whatever lol)

[ohmy-gojo]

yuuji and reader being grossly in love with each other ෆ

— you both annoy the shit out of everyone surrounding you, megumi and nobara are the #1 victims

— always clinging to each other, you both have to have some sort of contact. the pdas oml

— feeding each other is a must. youd do this thing where you cross your arms together to feed each other food (this makes your 2 friends gag) or drinking from the same glass with different straws

— ridiculous pet names like nilly billy silly willy (for yuuji) or nutter butter (for you)

— always act like you are in some damn romantic music videos or kdrama. quoting movie lines all the time😭

— so many couple photos. have to try all the couple poses in the world. please spare nobara

— wallpaper, passwords and even social usernames are dedicated to each other and you both wonder how yall get hacked when your pw for everything is literally iloveyuuji69 and ynistheloml

— top commentor on each others post

— matching outfits all time. you both go to public wearing those i love my bf/gf or im his/im hers shirts

— share the same brain cells. one sec you both are climbing trees, eating mangoes and the next sec you do makeup on yuuji or film tiktoks

— speaking of tiktok you both are probably the most popular couple there. theres no couple trend yall havent tried yet. the internet is in love with you both

— writing each other love letters and putting them in yo lockers as if yall arent the only ones to do that😭

— most chaotic couple in jjk high, always pranking other students or even teachers but never each other

— the compliments never stop. you could be doing the most mundane thing and he'd go 'my boo's so talented☹️' and vice versa

— even during missions yall dont stop, yuuji cld do a particularly impressive move and youd be like 'woah thats my baby!!!' and hed go 'aww thank you snuggleboo!!' cue flying kisses. even the curses are dumbfounded

— gojo finds you both really adorable and hes often hyping yall up or joining your shenanigans (megumis worst nightmare someone save him)

— he spends his money on you two. want to go to a concert of your favs? done. a date at disneyland? done. he just wants you both to be happy and live your life fully. in return maybe you could prank nanami-

— the rare times you both arent together (most of the time its missions) are the worst for you both and everyone surrounding you. yuuji goes to sleep crying and holding your photo frame in his chest

— stay up late thinking about starting a band or baby names (when you asked megumi and nobara about starting a band with you both they refused:/ so yall decided to make your babies be your band members in the future)

— even though your friends might act annoyed they are secretly happy for you both

— yall are just really happy and in love with each other :(

note: yes i wasnt supposed to post this but inspo hit while listening to bollywood songs (im bangladeshi btw)

[zuki-3]

Kita Shinsuke fluffy Headcanons

here‘s some kita heandcanons that kept me up at night because my boy deserves more attention

kita is definitely the type of guy to court you before he starts to formally date you

speaking of which he's the type to ask your parents for permission if he could take you out on a date and all tell them all the deets (when, where how long,..)

which made your parents trust him more than you...

grandma yumie loves you - she treats you like her own granddaughter (well you soon will be a part of the family - her words not mine *wink wink*)

if she were to pack shin lunch she'll always tell him to share with you

she also loves sneaking in a few teasing jabs at her grandson "soo, did you feed her the food i made for you" *cue shin's ears turning red and nonchalantly washing the dishes* "grandma..."

she also often asks about you even though you visit her regularly

when he's flustered his ears turn red.

patient. need i say more? you can literally do the dumbest shit ever and he wont judge (he'll just watch and play the mature parter watching over you so you don't get hurt)

study sessions with kita is him explaining how to solve trigonometric equations for 2 hours straight because you dont understand it and mans ist still determined and not on his wits end trying to explain - he'll seriously explain it until you truly understand the content besides more quality time with his girl

kita's love language is acts of service and words of affirmation hear me out it's a mix of both like his praises are rare yet they always make your heart flutter because you can just feel his sincerity

a gentleman.

literally opens doors not only for you but for anyone. he's the type to wait for an old lady to walk sloowwlly towards the door patiently holding it open for them (he was taught by the best)

brings you flowers from the field be it small daisies or dandelions freshly picked or a small boquet from the flower shop.

definitely a listener - always remembers stuff you said years ago or things you randomly mentioned one day its giving dads buying a bulk of things you mentioned you liked

" i thought you said you liked this shade so i bought you more of this lip gloss"

he's soo observant - overstimulated by the loud ass inarizaki team? he's got you covered, he's pulling you out of that gym and takes you to the vending machine (he'll pay for your snack obvi)

he can get emotional i mean did you see him cry when he got his well deserved captain shirt?? that manz is NOT nonchalant or afraid to show emotion (toxic masculinity where?) so expect him to get teary eyed when you say i love you for the first time or get married and when you welcome your little girl in the world

and yes he's a certified girl dad NOONE can convince me otherwise

biceps for dayyssss mans works at the rice field you bet he's tan and beefy (yummy)

we need more kita appreciation posts he's such a sweet bean T^T this is my first post btw i hope you guys like it

©zuki-3 2025 do not copy or repost

[wooyoungmybelovedhusband]

About those prompts... smut6&10 with woosanhwa pretty pleaseee🥺🥺

ᴅʀᴀʙʙʟᴇ #3

PAIRING: Woosanhwa x F! Reader

WARNINGS/CONTENT: Thighfucking, handjob, unprotected sex, slight breast/nipple play, slight degradation and slut shaming, use of nicknames (baby, darling etc), double penetration if you squint, spanking (literally one spank-)

WORD COUNT: 718

A/N: pookie believe me when I saw this request, I WAS SO DAMN EXCITED AHHHHHG (btw I'm so sorry for not using prompt #10 cause it just didn't fit in 😭)

PROMPTS USED:

#6: "Stay still while I fuck your thighs nice and good, hm?"

San's hands hovered your breasts, softly caressing your skin – kneading them. Your soft whimpers are swallowed by Wooyoung’s lips. The two men let their hands wander around your body, San's lips kissing and nibbling on your skin. Your hands grasp onto Wooyoung's shoulders, parting your lips slightly to let his tongue take over yours. You barely notice San had moved away from behind you – only realising when Seonghwa spoke next to your ear.

“Stay still while I fuck your thighs nice and good, alright?” His words send sparks down your spine, your pussy clenching in excitement. Seonghwa's hands come down to grasp your hips tightly. Wooyoung's lips move down to your neck, giving your lips freedom to moan out loud when you feel Seonghwa's cock sliding against your slick folds.

“H-Hwa, feels g-good” You whimper right after your sentence. His hips slapped against your ass for every thrust as he squeezed your thighs against each other. You feel your hand being pulled from Wooyoung's grasp and you look down to find San wrapping your fingers around his member.

Seonghwa grunts and moans next to your ear, his hips hitting your bottom hastily. “Of course, it feels good doesn't it, baby? You want my cock in you so badly don't you?” You nod desperately while you slowly move your hand up and down San's length. “Fuck, keep going baby” His words were a cue for you to work your hand faster on him while your hips jerked back into Seonghwa's hips.

Wooyoung's lips nibble on your nipples, his tongue circling around the spot – wetting and biting on the tip. The meek sensation along with Seonghwa's cock rubbing against your folds was enough to bring you to an orgasm.

You cry out loudly, clenching your thighs around Seonghwa’s dick while your hand is still. San grunts, wrapping his hand around yours before thrusting up into your hand.

You barely come down from your high when “Fuck- I'm cumming” Seonghwa's thrusts turn sloppy, his cock throbbing as ropes of cum paint yours and Wooyoung's thighs. It isn't long after that San groans into your ear before cumming all over your hand – his hips twitching slowly before coming to a halt.

You feel a pair of hands grope your ass, pulling you down onto their lap – swiftly causing you to look down. You find Wooyoung with his hair messily sitting above his head, while his hands work to pull you down onto his cock. The tip of his length prodding at your hole has you moaning out loud as you bury your face in his shoulder.

“Fuck, stay still, baby, gonna fuck you open on my dick.” Wooyoung says as his hands grip your hips bruisingly. Your walls swallow his cock in, clamming around him instantly. Your hands wrap around his neck as you let his hands slip under your ass, slowly rising your lower body till only the tip of his dick stayed inside before slamming you back on his cock again. You shriek out in pleasure, your back arching against him, causing his face to be shoved in between your boobs.

His hands control your movements as a whole, bouncing you up and down messily. San slowly behind you, his hands intertwining with your hair strands before tugging your head back. He attaches his lips to your neck in a split second, sucking behind dark hickeys.

Wooyoung thrusts up into your pussy at an uneven pace – gripping your thighs. A loud moan falls off your lips when you feel Seonghwa's slender fingers rub your tight hole. “H-Hwa too much” Your pathetic plea is responded with a spank to your ass, “You don't get to choose, baby. Shut your slutty mouth and take what we give you, alright?”

You can barely shoot him a nod when his finger pushes in your hole, “Aren't you just a slut for us to use, darling?” San's soft tone contradicting his dirty words was enough to send you over the edge. You let out a series of ‘yes’ as you clenched around Wooyoung's dick.

Your eyes roll back from the overwhelming pleasure you feel once his warm cum fills you up to the brim.

You can barely get yourself to create a proper sentence as your body goes pliant against them for a few minutes.

+

You then wake up to kisses and arms wrapped around you, while you're dressed in the most comfortable hoodie with a five course meal ready for you.

[wegc]

ohmy god angry chan.. i am thinking many thoughts .. he’s not the type to get mad at u easily because u are his baby!!!!!! any time u have attitude he thinks you’re the cutest thing he’s ever laid his eyes on n he just enjoys it tbh. but when you start to talk abt him jokingly not being able to make u cum .. like he was giggling n teasing but now he’s tonguing his cheek because he’ll remember this for later when he’s got u bent over his knee 🩷🩷🩷

TONGUING HIS CHEEK i fucking forgot how hot chan looks when he does that. his jaw clenching and him doing the little head shake thing he does when he’s angry (cue that one live). i am going fucking crazy this man has me so hornyf. I GOT A SIMILAR ASK EXACTLY LIKE THIS BTW

angry chan is good … angry chan is what i need … he’d be feigning disappointment when you’d act out just so he could see the flicker of panic within your eyes <3 even though secretly he’s relishing in your attitude <3

you’re his needy little princess—his little handful. he has to teach you lessons from time to time but after he wipes your tears and presses a kiss on your cheek, he promises to rub lotion on your bruised ass once he’s finished :(

channie who fucks you roughly until you’re crying against your pillow :( channie who blames you for making him be so mean to you :(

“‘s all your fault, baby—you’re making me do this.”

“wanted to be nice today but you don’t ever wanna learn, yeah?”

“when am i gonna have my good girl back, hm? miss her,”

[sturnsdc]

Scared to death

pair: Carl Grimes x fem!YN Dixon

synopsis: a lot of shit is going on in Alexandria, and Yn is about to face one of her biggest fears again when Carl gets hurt.

warnings: angst, typical TWD scenes, fools in love, violence, mentions of death, comfort, fluff, slight smut, character death, brief description of a near-panic attack.

era: (S6)

words: 9,8k

A/N: this one shot is part of a series called “feel special” !!

btw, Yn and Carl are 18 here

'm sorry if u see some grammatical mistakes!! ♡♡

dividers from: @cafekitsune ! ♡

main masterlist carl masterlist

YN'S POV

everything had gone pretty shitty recently, after Rick killed Ron's dad, much of the group, including my brother, went on a mission led by Rick.

that meant that a lot of us had to stay in Alexandria to protect the place.

honestly, that didn't make me at all happy, since i prefer to be there with them fighting, than walking through the almost empty streets of this place, completely alone.

i haven't seen Carl since the morning, and i've been trying to find him for a while but it seems like the earth has swallowed him. However, when i was about to give up and go back to my house, i managed to see Enid between the trees, 'she seems to be crying.'

i decided to get closer, trying not to scare her.

“hey” i greeted her, seeing that my attempts were in vain as she got scared anyway. She tried to wipe away her tears, but we both know it's too late. “Ya' wanna talk about it?”

she remained silent for a few seconds, but then sighed and nodded, that being my cue to sit next to her.

“i just talked to Ron… we broke up, but also… i feel that anger in him. And i try to understand him, because i know he's going through a lot but… that's not Ron, you know what i mean?” i thought about it for a second, trying to remember the interactions i've had with him after what happened with his dad. I nodded as i remembered some of his erratic, angry behaviors.

“yeah, i know what you mean, but did he do somethin' to you?” i asked, worried.

“no, i mean, he got angry, tried to blame all of you, and said that your people had ruined everything... and then he started yelling…” Enid stopped talking, and i saw some tears coming out of her eyes again, so i hugged her, feeling how she trembled

“i'm scared of what he's becoming, i don't want him to hurt any of you” she finally confessed, between sighs and in a low tone. I tensed at the idea, especially thinking about who Ron's focus could be.

“he won't do anythin' to us, Enid, we won't let him, i promise ya” as soon as i finished speaking we heard screams coming from the streets. They were desperate and heartbreaking. A chill ran down my spine.

that sound... is the sound of death.

“run” i whispered to her. Then i stood up, taking her hand to help her do the same.

we started running, and i really thought we would be lucky, but we weren't.

one of the intruders caught up with us, and tried to attack Enid, causing her to let go of my hand and fall hard to the ground. I quickly took out my knife, burying it in his head without a second thought, however, before it fell on her i threw it to the side, looking at his lifeless body with pity.

i, again, took Enid's hand, helping her up. But apparently this attack had attracted attention, as i saw several of his companions coming towards us, armed to the teeth.

“Enid, i need ya to run to Carl's house without lookin back, i'll try to go after ya all the time but if ya don't listen to me anymore, ya keep runnin and if ya see him there let him know that i'm fine and that i'll be there soon, 'kay?" i saw in her face that she was going to protest, so i interrupted her before she could. “Come on, Enid!”

at my scream she started running, and i tried to go after her as much as i could, but they're fast, too fast, so i let go of her hand and started moving slower. She turned to look at me, full of panic.

“Yn…”

“keep runnin, Enid, please!” i saw that she hesitated, but decided to listen to me, making me feel some relief.

it was then that i stopped completely, being surrounded by all of them within seconds. However, those around me don't seem to have guns, only knives and machetes.

“well… shit” i said, and then the first of them tried to attack me. His movements were erratic, even senseless, so i was able to dodge his attempts to kill me, although i didn't escape all of his blows. It was then that i firmly grabbed my knife, burying it in his throat and feeling his blood fall on my face and arms. Then another of them came, who seemed very upset by the death of his friend, but it was precisely that that made him more clumsy, helping me to bury the knife in one of his eyes, which was what killed him.

i continued like this with two more, noticing how now my body (and my clothes) were soaked in the blood of these people.

however, one person is still missing, and he seems to have been biding his time.

i felt the first blow reach my jaw, it was so fast that i couldn't dodge it, and i almost fell from the strong impact, but i managed to stay upright, hitting him in the stomach. My blow seemed to leave him unable to breathe, but when i was about to stab him he straightened up and hit me in the eye, this time making me fall.

he quickly got on top of me, hitting me in the ribs, right where one of his friends had already hit me, making me scream in pain. However i did my best, hitting his balls with my knee, making him get off of me, falling next to me as he screamed in pain. Then i took advantage of the moment, burying my knife in his head.

desperation began to consume me, so i stabbed his head again and again and then i felt myself slowly losing strength in my arms.

then i saw one approaching me, fast.

but he didn't make it, since someone who seemed to be from the same group attacked him, killing him instantly. Then that person turned to see me and ran towards me. I tensed, but soon calmed down when i recognized Carol's eyes among that disguise.

"are you okay?" she asked me, agitated and revealing her face.

“yeah, i am, thanks Carol” i tried to catch my breath “ya look weird with that costume on, holy shit” i joked, watching her roll her eyes and smile.

“you should go to Carl's house, he's with Judith” that made me feel enormous relief, so i quickly nodded, standing up without remembering the hits i had received. It was then that i whimpered in pain, earning the attention of the adult, who looked at me with concern.

“it's nothin… i just got a little beatin here” i shook my head, trying to concentrate to forget the pain for a moment and reach my goal “thanks again, be careful”

i started walking as fast as i could to Carl's house, seeing how right in front of it there was a body lying there. It was one of them, apparently someone had shot him... twice.

i sighed at this, listening as a door opened near me.

“Yn!” it was him, he was shouting to get my attention, so i walked towards him as best i could, almost falling when i was in front of him.

Carl grabbed me in his arms, trying to be careful when he heard me whimper.

“wha-what's wrong? did they hurt you?” his voice was filled with concern as he helped me inside, closing the door behind us.

“there were five of them chasin' us… i had to get rid of them to protect…” then i stopped, looking around for the girl. “Where's Enid?”

“she left, i don't know where and i don't know when, i only know it was after i went out to help Ron.”

“ya kill that man in the street?” i asked in a lower tone

"he tried to attack Ron, so i shot him in the leg but then he tried to take my gun and i... i... shot." i felt his voice shake as he said that, so i hugged him tightly, trying to ignore the horrible pain i felt in the body when doing that.

we stayed like this for a few seconds, in silence, feeling the warmth emanating from each other's bodies until an alarming noise scared us. Carl, who had his face hidden in my neck, soon began to laugh a little, then separating himself from my body to look at me.

“want some cookies?” he asked me, turning to look at the kitchen so that i would understand that the alarm was due to that.

“you're a goof.” i laughed too, then i approached him to give him a short kiss, which was instantly reciprocated.

a couple of hours later, Alexandria seemed to fall silent again. But this time the silence was not accompanied by tranquility, by people enjoying time in their homes, or doing their jobs.

no, this silence was devastating, the kind of silence that exists after a catastrophe. I know this because it's the same silence that has accompanied us from the beginning, since the walkers arrived. Then in the fall of the camp, or at the end of the farm, also in the fall of the prison, and in every shit we've experienced after that.

i tried to ignore it, so as not to get depressed now when it's those here who will need our support to recover from this.

“i almost didn't see you today, i missed you and i was so worried when all this started happening,” Carl said, with his right arm hugging my waist and his left arm stretching out so he could take out one of the last cookies that remained.

we have been standing in the kitchen next to the oven since i arrived, eating cookies and trying to get rid of all the anxiety and adrenaline that this situation brought us.

“i missed ya too…” i was interrupted by the sudden commotion outside. Through the window we saw people running towards the entrance of Alexandria, most of them with worried faces. I turned to look at Carl, frowning just like him.

“i'll go see, you're very hurt.” when he saw that i was going to protest, he interrupted me. “Can you take care of Jude for me?” i stayed silent for a few seconds and then growled in response, watching as he smiled and gave me a little peck on the lips before leaving.

even in this situation i could feel the heat rising in my cheeks and my heart pounding.

fucking Grimes.  

Rick had brought with him half of the horde they had tried to divert on that mission they went on.

Glenn, Nicholas, Sasha, Abraham and Daryl were lost, where no one could find them, and without communication.

the people of Alexandria, in a desperate attempt, try to reinforce the walls, but a voice in my head can only remember the prison, and how that same strategy didn't really work for long.

but i can understand them, so i decided to keep quiet and watch with Carl, who had warned me about this whole situation.

Judith's safe, luckily, but i felt that pang in my chest that made me understand that something was about to go wrong. That's why i haven't let go of Carl, hugging him from his side, feeling his right arm hug my shoulders and his head rest on mine.

i tried everything to distract myself, but nothing seemed to help, so i preferred to stay still, feeling Carl's scent against my body, impregnating my clothes as always and making me feel protected.

we heard footsteps behind us, and suddenly Rick was in front of all of us, being quickly surrounded by the people of Alexandria and our team members. I could only look at him from my position in his son's arms.

“you can hear it, some of you saw it. They got back here, half of them” he started to say “Still, they're enough to surround us and kill us” i saw the faces of the people of Alexandria transform into grimaces of deep fear and worry “i know you're scared, you haven't seen anything like this, you haven't been through anything like this. But we're safe, for now” he was silent for a moment, as if analyzing his next words “The panel that the truck hit seems intact, we already reinforced it, just in case. Either way, the wall is gonna hold together… Can you?” he looked at them all quickly. “The others, they're gonna be back.”

“they're gonna be back,” Rosita reaffirmed, nodding.

“Daryl, Abraham, Sasha, they have vehicles, they're gonna lead them away, just like the others. And Glenn and Nicholas are gonna walk back through the front gate after.” Rick looked at Maggie after saying that, seeing her nod hopefully. “They know what they're doing, and we know what we need to do. We keep noise to a minimum, put up our blinds at night, even better, we keep the lights out." Not far from us i saw Ron, he was staring at Rick, and there was something in his eyes that made me unconsciously tighten my grip on Carl's body, catching his attention.

"you okay?" he asked me in a whisper. I looked at him, taking a few seconds to respond, but finally nodding, returning my gaze to Rick.

“we'll try to make this place as quiet as a graveyard, we'll see if they move on…”

“this place is a graveyard” it was then that someone interrupted him. I saw that soon after Aaron spoke, but i couldn't pay attention, until he mentioned him, Daryl.

“i was out there recruiting with Daryl, and i wanted to… try to get into a cannery and scavenge. Daryl wanted to keep looking for people.” Aaron looked at me, it was a look of guilt “We did what i wanted, and we ended up in a trap set by those people” He looked back at the others “And i lost my pack, they must have followed our tracks. Those people who attacked us… they found a way back here because of me”

Rick said something to him, and i know more things happened, but i could only hide my face in Carl's neck, feeling his caresses on my back in a way of comforting me while i just sighed.

i'm not mad at Aaron for this, i'm just… tired. And i need to find Enid, i'm worried she's out there. I know what she's capable of, but i also know what people and walkers are capable of.

i also worry about others, i worry about the walls of this place.

but there's something that scares me, and it's Ron. The look i saw in him was so cold, indecisive, but dark. That wasn't the Ron who greeted us when we arrived, who made bets with Carl, or who showed us around.

without realizing it we had arrived at Carl's house again. I guess he helped me walk here, noticing my lack of attention.

“Carl…” i sighed, entering and walking with his help until i reached the sofa, where i sat down with difficulty due to the pain in my ribs.

“what's wrong, babe?” he was still standing, now stroking my hair.

“we have to find Enid, she's out there, alone, with all that danger…” i started to panic while i was talking, getting Carl to put his hands on my shoulders, getting my attention.

"i'll go, i'm not gonna let you go in this state, it will be more dangerous for you than for me or her." when he saw that i wanted to say something he stopped me "no, baby, there are no other options, you're hurt." he kissed me to prevent me from speaking. I just responded to his kiss, relaxing my body by having my mouth against his. He knew that would happen, because i felt him smile against my lips, and then he separated and kissed me on the forehead. “i'll be fine, and i'll come back without any problems.”

however, Carl returned just a couple of minutes later, angry and agitated, with his clothes somewhat disarrayed as well as his hair.

“what the hell happened to you?” i stood up and walked over to him carefully, fixing his hair as i heard him sigh.

“i saw Ron, i asked him if he knew anything, but we ended up arguing, he pushed me, i pushed him, whatever, he said he would tell my dad, then he would go out and look for me, people would go with him and someone would die.” He sighed again, angrily “He said something about saving me, i'm sorry i couldn't get any further but i can still try…”

“no, babe. 's okay. Let's wait for this to calm down a bit. Let's trust what Rick said and then we can both go look for her, 'kay? i'm sorry for gettin' ya in trouble.” he shook his head, denying.

“you don't have to be sorry.” he wrapped his arms around my waist, pulling my body closer to his in the process.

i hid my face in his neck, leaving a few kisses there, knowing that it would take away some of his anger, and distract him from this whole situation.

he may know me perfectly, but i have my tricks too.

today Rick and Carl were teaching Ron how to shoot. I didn't want to be present, because i know that my entire body will be on alert if i spend a second next to him, so i preferred to take a walk through Alexandria, like the last time.

i still have that feeling in my chest, like something's about to go horribly wrong. I don't know what it is, and i really hope it doesn't have to do with Daryl, but i feel like it's getting worse with every passing second.

last night i stayed at Carl's house, but even in his arms i couldn't sleep. The pain was so overwhelming that i felt like i couldn't breathe, but i didn't want to wake him up for that. I don't want to take away his rest just because of a feeling i'm having. 's not worth it.

but now, as i walk through the streets, accompanied by silence, i can only think about the things that have happened and that can happen. And the pain gets worse, so i bring my hand to my chest, wrinkling my shirt as i squeeze it tightly. I can't breathe. I can't.

my vision became blurry, i feel like my throat was burning from my desperate attempts to breathe. I had to stop, standing in the middle of the street. My legs are shaking, hell my whole body 's shaking.

i feel so cold, but i'm sweating. The knot in my chest is getting bigger, more intense, i don't even remember where i was going, what i was doing before this.

i feel dizzy, my eyes open wide from the panic that consumes me, my legs feel numb, my fingers hurt, i wanna throw up, i feel my heart beating so fast.

'am i having a heart attack?'

i can't move, i feel frozen.

'is this how i'm going to die?'

'i don't wanna die, not now'

‘'n-no, i don't want to, it can't be happening, it can't...'

'I DON'T WANNA DIE'

“Yn!” Carl's voice brought me out of my thoughts. I saw his face, he's worried. He put his hands on my arms, trying to get my eyes to meet his. “Yn, baby, it's me, it's Carl.”

i tried to look at him, to focus my sight on him, but i feel like i can't, my vision is blurry, i can only think about how much my throat burns, how much my body hurts.

“Yn, babe” his hands went up to my face and i could finally feel his warmth.

i sighed, shaky, but i was finally able to focus my eyes on him. His hands wiped my face, and it was then that i noticed i was crying. My tears were hot, completely different from how i feel right now.

i sobbed when i saw his eyes, feeling stupid and strange.

“ 'm sorry, i'm so sorry” i sobbed again, feeling how he hugged me.

“it's okay, you're safe, i'm here,” he said, in a low, sweet, charming tone.

my head was resting on his chest, so i could hear his heart beating. That's what i heard last night when i was trying to calm myself down, but now it finally seems to work. My heart started to beat slower, but my body started to feel heavy, like i had pushed my body to the limit.

“i... i don' know what happened, i thought i was goin' to die, Carl, i thought...” i whispered, feeling his caresses in my hair.

“you're not going to die, i'm not going to let that happen,” he said firmly.

i'm still shaking, i still feel that huge pain in my chest, but my tears have stopped, and i don't feel so dazed anymore. I just want to go home with Carl.

but apparently life doesn't want that, since as soon as it seemed like i could calm down, people ran towards the gate again. Between their conversations i understood that Spencer had tried to leave, but clearly his plan went wrong and they had to save him.

i just sighed, staying still in Carl's arms.

“do you wanna walk for a while? then we can go to my house. Carol must be taking care of Judith right now, so we'll be alone.” i nodded, separating myself from his body so i could take his hand, following him wherever he wanted to take me.

his thumb caressed my hand, making me smile a little. He always does that, he knows perfectly well the little details that make me feel better.

'i don't know where he learned it from, but damn it works.'

we finally arrive at an incomplete construction that we sometimes use to distance ourselves from the rest. Almost no one goes there because it's a pile of wood with nothing “attractive”, but for us it is a good place to feel some peace, to get out of the house.

“we should find a place like this out there when everything is safe again, don't you think?” he said, leaning his body on a railing as he put his hands on my waist, moving me so i was facing him, just the way he likes it.

“i would like that, it would be like... our place, fer dates and to hang out” i saw him smile.

“i'd love that.” he brought his face closer to mine, but before kissing me he looked behind me, stopping his actions. I saw the sudden fear on his face, so i quickly looked back.

the tower…the tower is falling.

shit happens so fast.

when the walkers came in, Carl and i ran, tried to defend, and ended up in the same group as Rick, Deanna, Michonne, Ron, and Gabriel. There are quite a few of us, but i don't know if we're enough to get to a safe place soon.

we found ourselves surrounded by walkers, i had my knife in hand, and the others seemed terrified but ready to defend themselves. But before we could do anything, the walkers in front of us fell as a result of gunshots. Soon Jessie, Ron's mom appeared in front of us.

“come on, i have Judith!” she said and we followed her until we entered her house which was right across the street.

Judith quickly ended up in my arms, while Michonne and Rick carried the injured Deanna to the second floor so they could lay her down. On the other hand, i heard Jessie yelling at her youngest son, Sam, to turn off the music and draw the blinds.

'this whole thing 's a disaster.'

i walked for a moment with Jude in my arms, trying to stop her crying until i finally succeeded. When i did, i took her to the second floor, where the crib that Jessie uses when taking care of her is and i decided to leave her there, receiving a look of approval from part of Rick.

“they bit Deanna, i need you to tell them while we stay here taking care of her and covering everything, okay?” he told me, trying to seem as calm as possible. I nodded and went down, not knowing exactly what to say about it.

when i got downstairs, Gabriel, Ron, and Carl approached me, all with panicked expressions, and i guess my face isn't much better.

“Deanna…” i cleared my throat “she got bitten, so the others will stay upstairs to take care of her and finish covering the windows”

“oh God” Gabriel covered his face with his hands, walking away from us. Ron seemed to go blank, and Carl looked at me sadly.

i couldn't keep looking at them, not now, so i ignored the pain in my ribs and the pain in my face, quickly going to try to cover the first floor windows. Carl was the first to help me, and then the other two did the same.

'we need to protect this place, 'cause it may be all that's left for us after this.'

“let me help you, you're still hurt despite the medication Denise gave you,” Carl said, helping me place a dark blanket on one of the windows.

i try to forget it. It's not the first beating i've received, and i definitely can't remain useless and do nothing, not now.

i heard Judith crying again, so i looked at Carl, who nodded, letting me know that they'll take care of the first floor.

i took the steps two at a time and walked quickly down the hallway until i reached her. I sat next to her crib, on a chair in the room. I sat her on my lap, but i didn't know what to do, i didn't know how to calm her down, and that's when an idea came to my mind and i cleared my throat, trying to abandon my shame so i could help her.

i tried, i tried to sing softly the first song that came into my head, so with my sweetest voice i began:

“you are my sunshine, my only sunshine

you make me happy when skies are gray

you'll never know , dear, how much i love you

please, don't take my sunshine away”

i learned that song from Carl, and it always seemed to help Jude, so i tried my best, and she seemed to recognize the song, because immediately her crying calmed down, and her eyes began to slowly close. I could only watch her, unconsciously smiling at the purity of that girl.

'as long as i'm alive i'll do my best to maintain as much of that purity in ya as i can, Jude. Ya deserve a better life than this.'

i sang to her some more, making sure she was completely asleep before i could put her back in her crib. And when i did, i returned to the reality that was being experienced, because Rick and Jessie ran down the stairs, and i understood that it was because of a loud noise coming from the first floor.

'Carl'.

trying not to wake Judith, i left the room and ran down the stairs, reaching where the adults were gathered.

“Carl!” Rick yelled, and Jessie did the same with her son's name.

from the noises we can all guess that they're fighting, 'but why the hell?'

“Ron!”, “Carl!”

“Carl open the door!”

they continued yelling, until Rick decided to use his axe, breaking the lock on the door so he could open it. When he managed to do so, he entered the place, yelling at them to get out while the walkers entered through the windows. Then with difficulty i helped Jessie and the boys keep the door as closed as possible, until Rick and Gabriel brought a couch to help, although it didn't seem to be of much use.

“we need more, and we need to be quiet,” Rick said.

Michonne, who had just come down, offered to find more things.

“me too” Ron said, agitated.

“i'll help,” Carl said, to which i looked at Rick, who looked back at me with the same expression of distrust.

“hey, what happened in there?” he asked Carl as we continued to hold the couch.

“we were looking for tools and a shelf fell over,” he said, but none of us seemed to believe him.

“we heard yelling,” Jessie said in an accusatory tone.

“yeah, Ron saw them break the gates, we had to move. That's what happened”

“there are uh… nightstands in my mom's room, they can help with the couch” Ron said, approaching Carl. I looked at him with a frown, feeling my body on alert.

'if he touches Carl...'

“hey, it sounded like you were fighting,” Jessie told her son.

“yeah, we were fighting them!” Ron replied, going upstairs to avoid more questions.

Carl let go of the couch, ready to go after Ron.

“Carl, 's everythin' okay?” i asked him this time, searching his eyes so i could more easily tell if he was lying.

“yeah, everything okay” he barely looked at me as he said it, instead he walked up the stairs to follow Ron.

at this i looked at Rick again, tilting my head to the side, with an expression that let him know that i don't believe them.

“do you wanna go with them?” he asked me.

i thought about it for a moment, but i know Carl can handle it, even better than me, so i shook my head, denying.

“no, 's okay, he can handle it” i finally answered.

when we finally close that door we started to worry about the main entrance, because all the noise called out a large part of the horde, causing many of the walkers to try to destroy the other door.

this time we put in a mattress, and for a moment it seemed to work, but that's when Judith started crying.

“i'll go,” Rick said, noticing that i was about to go look for her. He looked at me for an answer, so i nodded, watching him leave.

the bad thing is that Jude's crying only attracted more walkers, complicating things even more, so Carl and Ron had to bring a table when the door gave way, breaking completely.

“Rick!” Jessie called out to him, noticing that our efforts didn't seem to be enough.

Michonne noticed the moment when another of the doors broke, allowing the walkers to enter the house.

“everyone get upstairs, now!” she ordered us, trying to give us time while she killed some with her sword.

“back off!” Rick motioned to us, so we all dropped our things and ran towards the stairs.

i watched as he and Michonne blocked the stairs with the couch, giving us a little more time to think.

i looked at the walkers, there were too many of them and they might catch up with us eventually. We can't stay in this house for long, especially knowing that Judith and Deanna are here. But we can't jump out of the windows either, because there would be more of them below, because we could fall badly, because Judith could get hurt.

'but what are the options?'

it was then that my head lit up, remembering a disgusting technique that we had already used in the past, and that maybe could save us now.

“Rick!” i called out to him, making everyone turn to look at me “we can use 'hem, take out sheets and use them. Ya know it works, it can help us” i saw him consider the idea for a moment, and then he nodded, looking at Michonne.

“i'll take care of this one, i'll leave you the one in the back,” he told her.

“Gabriel, go get sheets, we need one for each of us” i indicated to the man, seeing him nod and walk towards the rooms.

“i'll help him,” Jessie told me, to which i nodded, watching her leave after him.

"what are we gonna do?" Ron asked me, somewhat desperate.

“we're gonna use the walkers to smell like them,” Carl explained briefly, but he didn't seem to understand.

“wh-what?”

they already had the two walkers, so we couldn't answer his question, instead i helped carry the walkers, while Rick told Carl to stay guard the stairs and Ron followed us.

“i need the sheets,” i told them, watching Jessie come over with one.

"what are we gonna do?" she asked, watching how i made a hole in the sheet.

“we'll go to the armory,” Rick responded, somewhat agitated by the effort.

"how?" she asked again.

“we're gonna cut these things” Rick told her, in a rather simple way to tell the truth.

“we're gonna cover ourselves with the insides.” i told them this time, watching their faces transform into grimaces of horror. “that will mask our smell, we'll make them think we're like them.”

for a moment they were silent, looking at me in horror.

“we've done it before, 'kay? 's gonna work and 's our only viable option right now, so just bring the damn sheets,” i snapped.

“we'll stay calm, we don't draw attention, and we can move right through them,” Rick said more calmly, watching Gabriel arrive with more sheets.

“they're in the house, they're making noise. More are coming” Michonne told them this time.

soon the two of them opened the bodies of the walkers while i was in charge of making holes in the sheets. Once that part was done i passed three sheets to Ron and Jessie.

“everyone needs to put the sheets on, even Sam, then we'll cover ya. Whoever stays here will die.” i explained, watching them silently take the sheets.

a few minutes later we all had the sheets on us, including Carl and Sam. We were just finishing putting the guts in them so there's no doubt it's going to work.

“ya smell horrible,” i told Carl jokingly, helping him cover himself. He laughed and raised an eyebrow, looking at me mockingly.

“you smell worse” i smiled at his words.

"shut up"

Rick went to look for Judith, and when he returned i lifted Carl's sheet. We had agreed that he would have her hidden there. She had a scared expression on her face, so before lowering the sheet i gave her a kiss on the forehead.

“we'll be fine, Jude. We won't let anythin happen to you” i whispered to her, making only Rick, Carl and her hear me. She looked at me, and reached for my hand, so i gave it to her for a moment, squeezing hers gently. That seemed to comfort Judith, so she let go of my hand and let me lower the sheet. Carl watched me throughout the entire process, which made me a little nervous. “wh-what?” He just shook his head, smiling.

"nothing".

Rick then stepped forward, moving the couch silently, revealing the house full of walkers. Then Carl went after him, and i after Carl. We all walked in a kind of line, passing unnoticed among the dead until we reached the main entrance.

once outside we stopped for a moment to observe the streets full of walkers.

'that's where we'll be walking now. We just have to hold on a little longer.'

Rick took Carl's hand, he took mine, and i took Jessie's. We all held our hands in the order we left the house, and so we would have to continue.

i think i heard Sam call Jessie, but I really hope that's not the case. I know he's scared, but if he keep talking he can get us all killed.

'please, Sam, just shut up.'

we had been walking for a few minutes, now we could only hear the grunts of the walkers. My hand occasionally squeezed Carl's hand, receiving a light caress in response. It was his way of telling me to be calm.

suddenly Rick stopped behind a bush, making us all stop walking, drop our hands and look at him.

“alright, new plan” he whispered. “flares from a few guns aren't enough. Too many walkers, too spread out. We're not going to the armory. We need our vehicles back at the quarry” He explained, while Carl and i looked around, watching for no walkers to approach. “All of us drive, we need around them up, we leave, we come back.”

“okay,” Jessie said. “But Judith, to the quarry and back…”

hearing this, Carl and i turned to look at Rick, noticing that he was looking at Gabriel.

"i'll take her. I'll keep her safe in my church until you all lead the walkers away,” Gabriel said.

"can you do this?" Michonne asked him.

“i'm supposed to. I have to.” he replied.

Carl carefully handed Judith to Gabriel, and when she looked at me before lowering Gabriel's sheet i nodded.

“you'll be okay, Jude,” i whispered, pulling down the sheet.

then Jessie took Sam's arm and looked at Gabriel. “Take Sam,” she told him, but the boy immediately refused, scared. “Yes, Sam, it'll be safer.”

“i'm not leaving you,” Sam answered, and when Jessie was going to protest he spoke again, “Mom, i'm not. I can keep going” his gaze seemed to harden, making the woman sigh. “Please.”

after that, Gabriel said goodbye to us, assuring us that he would do what was necessary to keep her safe, and then he headed towards the church.

we had to leave again, so we held hands again, although this time in a different order. Now Rick held Sam's hand, the boy held his mother's, she held mine, i held Carl's, he held Ron's, and Ron held Michonne's.

we started walking, but soon the day began to go away, and with it the light. We were bathed in darkness, trying to guide ourselves with the light of the moon and stars, without making noise so as not to attract the attention of walkers. Although it had been a long time, i didn't feel tired, and i try at all costs to ignore that pain in my chest that keeps me on alert.

'i'm not going to fuck this up, not me.'

i wonder if the smell is still as strong as when we left, but the answer is probably no, because the blood eventually started to dry a little, and that's probably what made some walkers watch us for a few seconds longer than normal. But they continued on their way, and that's what made me feel most relieved.

but apparently not everyone thought the same, since without realizing it, Sam was also thinking about the looks, about the possibilities, and he began to be filled with a panic that soon exploded.

Sam let go of Rick's hand and started to back away.

“S-Sam?” Jessie tried to gently pull his hand to bring him back to reality, unconsciously also squeezing my hand. “Come on, come on, sweetheart? Sam? you can do it,” the woman told him, in a low but desperate tone, refusing to let go of her son's hand.

“Sam, come on,” she said

“come on, come on, Sam” Rick tried too.

“Sam, you can do this, look at mom,” Ron said this time, almost whispering, but desperate.

“Sam, honey, i need you to come with me” but Jessie's words didn't seem to have any effect, as the boy soon began to cry, sobbing loudly, beginning to attract the attention of the walkers.

“i want to,” Sam said, but he was still frozen, crying.

“i need you to be strong,” Jessie said.

but it was all in vain when suddenly a walker jumped on Sam, biting his cheek and making him scream, calling for his mother. The scene was horrible, and i started to feel nauseous just watching it. The walkers kept coming, biting Sam and covering his face with blood and bites.

Jessie couldn't let go of her son's hand, and instead she also seemed to freeze, crying loudly at the loss of her son, she even started screaming, and that was what made me try to let go of her hand. But i couldn't, she squeezed me too hard.

“Je-Jessie, Jessie” i tried to call her, but she kept screaming, drawing the attention of more walkers “Jessie please, come with us” i begged her, but she wasn't listening, she was just screaming and holding my hand tightly.

the inevitable happened. The walkers attacked the blonde, who didn't even let go of my hand at that moment, making me panic. I couldn't let go without attracting their attention.

Carl tried to help me, but that caused us to attract the attention of a walker.

“dad!” he called to Rick, who silently took his ax and walked towards us, repeatedly hitting the wrist of the person who used to be his lover with it. When he finally cut her hand, the force made me fall, bringing Carl with me.

what we didn't notice is that the gun Carl was carrying fell in the process.

well... apparently someone did, and quickly took it while we were getting up.

the sound of the gun safety was what caught our attention. We looked back, seeing Ron holding it, pointing it at Rick.

“you…” he said, and again there was that cold, broken look in his eyes.

a chill ran down my spine, and then Michonne's sword pierced Ron's body, killing him in the process. But despite his death, he had his finger on the trigger... and he clumsily fired just as the life was escaping his body. I closed my eyes for a moment, startled by the sound, but when i opened them, i felt my blood freeze, i thought i was dying.

Carl slowly raised his head, then showing that the shot had hit one of his eyes, leaving a hole of blood, blood that ran down his face as he tried to look at us.

"dad?" i heard him say before he fell. I tried to grab him as best i could, and panic came over me as i received Rick's help to lift him up.

“Rick, we have to… we have to take him to Denise, please” i sobbed, watching as the man carried his son in his arms. He didn't respond, but he started running in that direction, so Michonne and i passed him, clearing the path of walkers.

'Carl…please, you have to be okay, you have to be'

then i understood the panic i had felt these days, the horrible feeling that haunted me.

'i can't lose him, not him. Not him.'

memories of the farm came to my mind, when they shot him and i had to see him in that bed, not knowing if he would survive that.

i buried my knife in every walker that tried to get close, without even thinking about it, just doing it.

'i need him to get to Denise, i need her to help him.'

right now the beating doesn't matter, my ribs don't matter, none of that matters. All i care about is getting him help.

'he's everything to me, i can't do it without him.'

we saw the door to the infirmary open, Denise had seen us, she was ready. We let Rick enter with Carl, and after him i entered with Michonne.

ny face was wet from the amount of tears i didn't even realize i had shed, Aaron looked at me, worried and trying to understand, but i couldn't look at him, only at Carl.

“please save him” i begged Denise, almost in a whisper, and at my side Rick did the same.

Denise turned on the light, and although Spencer tried to complain she quickly silenced him. It was then that i looked at Rick, who seemed to be in a trance as Michonne removed the sheet from him.

as soon as i handed my sheet to Michonne, Rick seemed to make a decision, as he grabbed his ax and left the infirmary. Michonne yelled for him to come back, but he didn't listen.

i don't know exactly what it was, but something told me to go with him, to follow him, so that's what i did. With my knife in hand i left, closing the door and beginning to kill each walker that crossed my path.

i couldn't feel or think. My ears were blocked and my hands were numb.

there was blood, and more blood, and more blood. My body seemed to float. Nothing hurt me, nothing weighed me down.

every head of those walkers had the mark of my knife.

i don't even know when Michonne and the others joined us, i could only continue killing.

Aaron, Heath, Spencer, hell, even people came out of their houses, out of their hiding places.

Eric, Olivia, Rosita, Morgan, Eugene, Tobin, Carol, Tara, hell, even Gabriel were here fighting. There were so many people around us, when suddenly a fire started on the lake, catching our attention. In the distance i saw a truck, but i couldn't see who had caused it.

many of the walkers started heading towards the fire, but Rick yelled at us to not let our guard down, as some were still trying to attack us.

we gave it our all, we pushed our bodies to the limit to protect this place and kill every one of those damn walkers.

we ended up covered in blood, but we were all still alive.

'Carl'

then it dawned on me and i ran towards the infirmary again, without looking back, without paying attention to the screams. I don't even know how long we were outside, but it seemed like an eternity until we were finally able to finish them off, so i wasn't that surprised to walk in and see that Denise was putting a bandage around Carl's head.

" 's he alive?" Rick walked in when i asked the question, just as agitated as i was.

"he's alive, but he lost a lot of blood. It's gonna be a long recovery... and he'll need a lot of support from everyone. Things will be very different and difficult for him when he wakes up.” she told us, then looked behind us. “I need to move Carl to another room, but is anyone else hurt?”

“i-i don't know,” Rick replied.

we both moved Carl to the nearest room, putting some chairs near him so we could wait for him to wake up.

“i'll go thank her,” i said to Rick in a low tone, to which he nodded, still quite disoriented.

“hey, Denise, thank ya so much for savin' him…” i stopped in my tracks and my eyes opened wide. Daryl was entering through the door of the infirmary, and after him the others came with small smiles, looking at me attentively. “Dar…” i blinked a couple of times, and then i ran into his arms, being instantly reciprocated, although i heard him complain a little.

“i was so scared, i missed ya so so much” i mumbled, trying not to let the others hear us. My voice broke as i spoke.

“i'm here now, girl. Ya don' have to be scared, ya know i'll always come back” he told me, in the same low tone, caressing my back.

“i need to heal your brother, Yn, can i?” Denise interrupted us with a guilty expression, to which i nodded, separating myself from him and wiping the tears from my face . “Do you need me to adjust the bandages on your ribs again?” this time she asked me, making Daryl look at me with a frown.

“i'll tell ya later,” i said, then looked at Denise. “i'm fine, now i'll go back to see Carl. I wanna stay until he wakes up. Thank ya... again” She nodded, now forcing my brother to sit on another stretcher.

when i came back, Rick was talking to Carl, so i decided to give them a moment, but when he finished, he noticed me at the door, so he got up from his chair and walked over to me.

“i think... i think he's conscious, i don't really know.” and after saying that he left for a moment, leaving me alone with him.

i went straight to sit down, gently taking his hand.

“hey…uhm, i hope ya can hear me or i'll really feel like a fool.” i tried to joke, but my voice betrayed my nervousness. “i hate seeing ya hurt. I really thought i was going to lose ya this time, ya scared me to death” i sighed, bringing his hand to my lips, leaving a small kiss on the back of his hand “i don't know what would happen to me if ya weren't here, Carl, and i know that ya would say that i can continue, that i'm strong, but the truth is... that it would destroy me not to have ya anymore. Hell, ya can break up with me, hate me, but at least ya'd still be here. If that weren't so… i couldn't, Carl, i really couldn't.”

i felt his hand squeeze mine gently.

“if ya can really hear me, i want you to understand that i love you too much, Carl. And i don't care if i have to help you all the time now; i also don't care about the scar left on yer face. You're still you, you're still the boy i fell in love with, you're still the boy who makes me feel at home." i felt the lump form in my throat again, but i tried to ignore it. "In my eyes ya have always been and ya'll always be the prettiest boy, so don't try to walk away when ya fully wake up. Don't even try to tell me anythin bad about yerself, 'cause God, Carl, if i have to tell ya on repeat every part of ya that i like and why, i will do it even if it takes me a long time to do it, and ya'll have to sit there listenin' to every word" i moved in my seat so i could kiss his cheek. “ 'm gonna be here in every step ya have to take, in every advance and in every retreat. On good days and bad days. I don' care about anythin else. I'll be here for ya just as ya are fer me.”

i heard a noise coming from the door, and i noticed that Rick, Michonne, and Judith in her arms were standing at the door. All three of them were smiling, and i felt my face heat up when i noticed that Rick looked like he wanted to cry.

it's been a few weeks since the last incidents in Alexandria, and everyone's recovery has been a complicated process, especially for Carl, who's still trying to get used to calculating distances or following a fixed point with only one eye.

when he woke up the day after the event, he was crying with anguish, and the first time he tried to walk and hit himself on a chair, he didn't want me to see him, and i had to spend the entire day without being able to see him.

now things are different, he doesn't feel so embarrassed by things like that anymore, but he hasn't even let me see him without the bandage. I just give him the time he needs, and try to remind him how valuable he is.

yesterday i came back from a run with Daryl, and as a gift i brought him some comics i found in a store. I haven't seen him smile as much as yesterday in a long time. My heart was beating so fast, i even felt like i was blushing to see him smile like that!

today i promised to go see him early at his house, so now that's what i do, walk through the front door of Carl's house, going straight to his room, where a loud melody was coming from.

of course, since he found a player he spends his time listening to music in his room. Today's song was “More Than a Feeling,” accompanied by the hitting of a tennis ball that Carl uses for his pt, as Denise instructed him.

“hey” i stuck my head out the half-open door, watching as he quickly turned to see me, smiling.

“hey! come in.” and that's what i did, closing the door behind my back and then walking up to him while he threw his tennis ball on the ground.

his arms surrounded my waist, and mine surrounded his neck. Soon his lips met mine, and i sighed with joy as i felt his warmth merge with mine. I brought my body as close to his as i could, also tilting my head to deepen the kiss, hearing him grunt in the process as he did the same.

his lips are so soft, fluffy. God, i could kiss him all the time. His hands caressed my waist, squeezing it gently. Shortly afterward he separated a little. I could still feel his breathing, so i whimpered in discontent, wanting to continue what we were doing, but he just laughed lightly.

“calm down, babe.” he kissed my forehead. “Actually, i wanted to ask you something.”

“uh? sure, babe. What do ya need?”

“could you help me change my bandage?” he asked me, but before i could answer he interrupted me “you don't have to if you don't want to, i can ask Michonne, i just…”

“Carl, babe, i'd love to help ya, come on.” with my head i pointed in the direction of his bed, so he nodded, sitting on it.

"are you sure?" he looked at me intently, and i could see the fear, which made my heart ache.

“of course i'm sure, every time ya want me to help ya, ya can ask me, that's fine” i told him firmly.

“thank you,” he said in a lower tone. I know this is a big step for him, and from the way i see him playing with his hands i can tell he's very nervous, so i hurried to find the box on his nightstand that has the bandages, and the disinfectants.

after that i settled between his legs.

“can ya hold this fer me?” he nodded, so i handed him the new bandage and the alcohol. “Now i'm gonna remove the bandage you're wearing. If ya want me to stop at some point, just tell me.” and that is what i did. I carefully untied the knot of his bandage, removing it gently in case something hurts him or if any part of the fabric is stuck to his skin. Once that step was ready, i used a bow that i had on my right wrist to prevent his hair from covering the wound and complicating my work.

for a second i admired his face, and felt the heat rise to my cheeks. Carl is beautiful, not only on the inside, but on the outside as well. I'm always looking at him, but this time it feels different, more intimate.

“you're perfect,” i whispered, almost to myself, but i knew he heard me when his cheeks flushed. Even over the music he was able to hear me, which made me a little nervous, so i cleared my throat.

i began to clean the wound, disinfecting it and putting all my concentration into not hurting it or doing anything wrong.

“ya can tell me if ya feel like it's too tight. 's my first time putting a bandage on someone other than a Dixon, and we're not the best reference to practice somethin like that." i tried to joke while putting the new bandage on him, hearing him laugh at my comment.

“it's perfect, thank you.” i took off the bow and he took care of putting the things on his nightstand quickly, returning to the position we were in, although this time he took me by the waist and made me sit down on his lap “Thank you for everything you do for me.”

“i'd do anythin fer ya, Carl.” i confessed, watching the smile form on his face once again.

“i'd do anything for you too, Yn, never forget that” i nodded, feeling happy.

it was then that he suddenly kissed me, making me gasp. The kiss was intense like the one a few minutes ago, but this new position made me feel different. The heat little by little went down to the inside of my panties, making me whimper and move my hips, rubbing against Carl's crotch.

it wasn't long until i felt something getting hard, and then i knew he felt the same way i did. His hands helped me move, now messier. Small moans came out of me, and he took advantage of that moment to put his tongue in my mouth, making the kiss deeper, more desperate. One of his hands moved to my ass, squeezing it. But it was when i was going to unbutton his pants that we heard a voice.

“Carl!” Rick called him from his room. We barely hear it over the music. Carl pulled away from me, grunting and his dick aching.

"what!? i’m doing pt!” He lied, making me laugh lightly as i moved from the position we were in, sitting next to him, still somewhat agitated and feeling my panties wet.

“i can't hear you, come here!” Rick replied, so Carl looked at me, and i laughed when i saw the anger and frustration on his face, as well as his lips red and swollen from the kiss.

“go on, or he'll come for ya.” he sighed, getting up from the bed with resignation, and moving his shirt so that it covered the bulge in his crotch.

“when i come back you're gonna have to take care of what you caused,” he said, making me clench my legs as the heat returned to me. He seemed to notice this, as he smiled, and before leaving the room he gave me a kiss “be a good girl and wait here. Don't do anything” he said, and then went out to see what Rick wanted.

i sighed, flustered by what he said and my face as red as a tomato.

oh…and now feeling uncomfortable because of my soaked panties.

[anajellyc]

Omg I thought of more things

NUMBER ONE: y’all know how moz is a playboy and stuff? How about he has a twin sister who is exactly like him, but towards both genders. Like moz and reader lowkey bond over the pretty cute girls that are in the treasure island harem. But once it comes to reader being like that to men, moz kinda gets protective for some reason, hypocritical bastard 😤

Like y’all remember when moz secretly followed amaryllis into the secret cave? Gen doesn’t even NEED to do his mentalist job cuz reader is already on board with the plan the MOMENT she lays her eyes on him.

“Won’t it be so beneficial-“

“I’m in”

“…huh?”

“I’ll do it for you, pretty boy!~”

*cue moz facepalming at his idiot easily falling for it*

NUMBER TWO: now we all know Sai Nanami is PRETTY PRETTY. Now hear me out here. This is based on a pic I saw on Pinterest. (This one is rlly short sorry yall 😭🙏)

Reader just needs drag Sai (who is definitely not their crush, nope….🤭) to breakfast since he tends to skip on meals. Reader knocks on the door only to be BLESSED with Sai’s gorgeous face and body.

“Hey Sai! Get up you gotta eat breakfast, you can’t just skip-“

“…”

“…”

“I need you”

“WHAT-“

NUMBER THREE: Found family with Reader and Suika. The two met at the stream collecting iron sand. Reader IMMEDIATELY got attached to Suika, seeing her as their little daughter or sister 🥺 Oh how reader would go through the depths of hell for her. When Reader first met Suika, it was like Meg Griffin going “YOURE MY BABY AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH”

So imagine how Reader felt seeing Suika all grown up after being revived. What do you mean Little Suika isn’t little anymore? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE DOESN’T FIT IN YOUR ARMS ANYMORE? MY SHAYLAHHH 💔 Suika comes to reader to tell them something she learned, and reader accidentally crouches down, forgetting Suika isn’t tiny anymore 😭😭

Reader just hugs Suika tightly while they are both sobbing loudly

“MY LITTLE SUIKA ISN’T LITTLE ANYMORE!”

“DON’T CRY Y/N! I-I’M STILL Y-YOUR LITTLE SUIKA!”

FINALLY NUMBER FOUR: Francois cooks Reader’s childhood meal/a meal from their culture. Francois has cooked foods that were requested by others, but they noticed Reader hasn’t requested anything. Reader explains that they’re not sure Francois can even cook the meal if they don’t have the missing ingredients.

But, after a while of traveling on the Perseus and collecting from other places, Francois is FINALLY able to cook Reader’s desired meal. You know how Ukyo was just SOBBING after eating bread and rice? Yea that’s Reader too. The meal has Reader in tears when they took the first bite. It tastes just like how it did back then, just like home. It takes a while for Francois to console Reader, standing next to them to dab away fallen tears with a hanker-chief.

Sorry that the last one wasn’t much, I ended up running out of ideas 😔🥀

Btw the moz x reader tag is meant to be platonic in this idea prompts thingy idk what to call this

[lueurjun]

guitarist boyfriend! jay

popstar!reader x guitarist boyfriend jay! in which you’re supplied with a new guitarist who just so happens to end up falling hopelessly in love with you. a/n—if this is bad, don’t blame me. it was a spur of the moment spark of motivation.

gather around and hold hands because this is everything to me

YOU GUYS are everything to me

that micheal scott meme where he’s holding jim and pam’s hands… that’s what it looks like. me holding you guys by the hands because i just love u both so much. i am apart of this relationship. i am the captain of this ship. the leader of- okay you get it

guitarist jay and his global popstar partner?? stop before i cry

okay ! let’s get started with how you guys came to be

it all started because your guitarist decided to seize an opportunity to permanently work for another pop star

traitor. i’ll set them on fire. ( for legal reasons that’s a joke ).

and you’re all for new opportunities and such but they happened to leave smack bang in the middle of your world tour

three hours before your concert

someone hand me a lighter rn-

so not only are you set to perform in front of a sold out stadium, in a country you’re not too familiar with, but you’re left with no guitarist either

cue the emotional meltdown backstage with all your stylists and staff around trying to calm you down

imagine you’re filming a documentary and they put in the scene where you’re sat on the floor just sobbing whilst people rush around you- the way i’d sue my own team

anyways lucky for you, yang jungwon is on your team — and he has a friend who has exceptional talent on the guitar, who also happens to be in the area

how convenient, it’s almost like this was written in the stars

jay arrives but he doesn’t even get to say hi to you before he’s carted off by your manager to be coached for the performance

so you really only saw the back of his head through teary eyes

but according to your stylist, he’s one hell of a babe

stylist is me btw lemme wipe away your tears. come here, pretty

you take their word for it and just try to mentally prepare for the concert ahead after the shock of being blindsided

it’s not until 5 minutes before you go on that you officially get to meet jay

and suddenly the concept of workplace crushes makes sense to you because bro looks like he’s just stepped out of a vogue magazine

models should be thankful he picked the idol industry

he looks super nervous as he shakes your hand, he’s all jittery and it makes your heart swell

of course, he’s polite as ever as he compliments your work and all that you do and expresses how much of an honour it is to play for you

he’s laying it on thick but i would too if i was in your presence tbh- you’re everything embedded in gold

there’s not much time for conversation before the pair of you are being ushered into position, but you catch the wink he gives you before he stalks away with the rest of the band

and you certainly don’t miss the knowing grin you receive from your drummer, sunoo

suddenly, you’re taking deep breaths to ease your pounding heart which is going crazy

not because of the thousands that are about to watch you perform live, but because of the small interaction you just shared with jay

oh you are so cooked- but personally, if i was jay, i’d never wash my hand again after shaking yours

anyways the performance goes smoothly, and jay excels just as jungwon said he would

you were surprised at how easy it was for him to get into the swing of things

and your fans seemed to love the new addition given ‘y/n’s guitarist’ trends on twitter afterwards

needless to say, concert one with jay is a great success so much so that he secures a permanent spot as your brand new guitarist

yesss bros getting a major bag and YOU? he’s living the dream fr

as the shows progress, you and jay seem to gravitate closer both on stage and off

if you’re not hanging out constantly, then you’re sharing winks and subtle glances across the stage whilst you’re performing

and as expected: a ship begins to set sail

your fans are begging for it to happen. your friends are begging for it to happen.

i’m begging for it to happen

and finally, it does.

jay bites the bullet and asks you out on a date

what’s the worst that can happen? you say no, oh wow-

we’re on a floating rock lovelies. shoot your shot 🫨

luckily for jay, you didn’t say no. in fact, you were more than delighted to say yes

onto the relationship because this is so long, i always do this

right off the bat he is OBSESSED with you

but would he swim across the ocean to get to you? i would. i would, y/n.

heart eyes constantly

so much so that fans literally have 30 min compilations on youtube of him just staring at you as though you were an aurora dancing across the sky

blowing kisses at him as you’re performing

alexa play that should be me

your discography is so shamelessly dedicated to him

everyone eats it up

iconic paparazzi photos

jay having you sat on his lap to teach you the guitar and him leaving gentle kisses against the nape of your neck

sighhhhh genuinely why do i do this to myself? someone take over because i am DEPRESSED

if you’re already able to play guitar, i can see the pair of you doing a little duet where you just stare at each other all 😍😍 whilst playing at each other

wearing one of his picks on a necklace

him having your name written on his guitar

also you get special treatment and your band members make sure you know it

“i moved his guitar out of the way so it didn’t get trampled on and he grabbed sunoo’s drum stick and threatened to shove it down my throat but you touch it and all of a sudden roses grow from his eyes? disgusting.”

sunghoon has had enough

yapping about him during interviews with the brightest smile on your face

this would be me as a celeb- i would not be able to keep my life private i’m a certified yapper

if you want to go for the more private approach

subtle exchanges on stage

it would be like private but not secret

cuddles backstage !!!

being seen wearing each others tour jackets when leaving the venue

crawling into his bunk on the tour bus late at night after everyone has fallen asleep but also being the last to wake up so everyone knows you’re in there anyway

him shielding your face from all the flashes of the camera

protective jay is everything to me.

he’ll definitely be your plus one to any event

and the two of you absolutely steal the show every single time

he also supplies your fandom with memes of you and they thank him for it

i better stop here because i’m getting too carried away shsjsjsk and i’m pretty sure i strayed off the prompt 😭

overall, you and jay? dream couple ☁️🤍

[supi-wupi]

The Group Chat That Never Sleeps

members: OT13

synopsis: The SEVENTEEN members have one giant group chat that’s always blowing up with memes, ridiculous challenges, embarrassing confessions, and endless teasing — often at the expense of one unlucky member each time.

wc: 4.9k, 21.3k (full)

genre: Comedy, Crack, Fluff

warning: Chaos

a/n: the chapters slowly get smaller and smaller as i ran out of ideas... [CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN UPDATED TO INCLUDE FORGOTTEN WONWOO]

(this is only 10 chapters out of 75, full fic is up on my ao3 already)

Chapter 1: [Reply All]

Victim of the Day: Joshua (ShuJi) Duration: 2 Hours of Psychological Damage Time: 11:48PM KST Setting: SEVENTEEN’s full group chat: “13 Going on Unhinged”

[Joshua]

hey. uh. ignore the last message pls

[Jeonghan]

oh no no no no NO WAY you're not walking away from that

[Seungkwan]

HOLD ON I NEED TO SCROLL BACK everyone STOP THE CHAT I’M SCROLLING

[Dino]

WAIT what message??? I WAS IN THE SHOWER WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THE CARNAGE

[Woozi]

“i can’t keep pretending i don’t feel something when he laughs like that. it’s annoying. why is he so perfect. i hate this.”

[Minghao]

😮 poetry?

[Hoshi]

OMG IS THAT ABOUT WHO I THINK IT’S ABOUT 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[Joshua]

that was NOT for this chat delete delete delete delete

[Jun]

too late bro it’s been screenshotted printed laminated and engraved onto a plaque for the practice room

[Vernon]

is this like a confession or an emotional crime

[DK]

i’m crying this is better than any drama on disney+

[Seungcheol]

JOSHUA HONG. who is it. who made you feel emotions. was it me? be honest.

[Joshua]

i’m logging off. forever. goodbye.

[Woozi]

don’t try to disappear you clicked reply all, romeo WHO’S THE “HE”

[Jeonghan]

okay let’s play “Guess That Crush” my vote: MINGHAO man does laugh like a villainous anime love interest

[Minghao]

i accept your vote i have the hair for it

[Dino]

you guys this is so serious this is a real confession i’m making popcorn

[Wonwoo]

so joshua be real who’s the guy?

[Joshua]

i hate all of you i’m in emotional distress and you’re memeing me

[Hoshi]

i made an edit btw [image: joshua + minghao wedding invite mockup.jpg]

[Jun]

the theme is “accidental love” joshua cries in the corner minghao poses dramatically on a piano

[DK]

i can sing at the ceremony i already picked a setlist opening song: “Some” closing song: “i hate u i love u”

[Seungkwan]

cue me making this go virali’m already writing the tweet: “SEVENTEEN’s Joshua accidentally sends secret crush confession in group chat and t’s ICONIC”

[Wonwoo]

is it even that deep tho like… maybe he just really likes Seungcheol’s laugh or smth

[Seungcheol]

👁️👁️ @joshua… you do laugh when I laugh is this about me be brave

[Joshua]

STOP ALL OF YOU I’M BLOCKING THIS CHAT

[Jeonghan]

he’s deflecting classic symptoms conclusion: he’s in love with someone here and it's probably someone with ✨ a laugh ✨

[Dino]

wow it could be anyone except me no one loves my laugh it sounds like a kazoo on fire 😔

[Hoshi]

SAME mine sounds like a baby goat that stepped on a lego

[Woozi]

you’ve both accurately described yourselves anyway back to the crush

[Jun]

the way shua still hasn’t denied minghao 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[Joshua]

OK FINE it’s not minghao it’s not seungcheol it’s not ANY OF YOU

[Vernon]

so it’s a staff member

[DK]

OMG IT’S THE MAKEUP NOONA she does have a cute laugh

[Seungkwan]

or the vocal coach??? or THE MANAGER????

[Jeonghan]

guys GUYS what if it’s someone from another group 😭

[Seungcheol]

no wonder he’s been glowing lately true love will do that

[Joshua]

i swear to every higher power i will unplug the wifi in this dorm

[Wonwoo]

coward confess properly or next time i’m tagging dispatch

[Woozi]

actually… i just checked joshua sent that message in two chats one here one with someone named “J 💜” oooohhhh

[Hoshi]

J 💜???? IS THAT JEONGHAN????

[Jeonghan]

ME????OMG STOP THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING (but keep going)

[Joshua]

it was meant for someone else ok JUST DROP IT

[Seungkwan]

never. i’m tweeting this. #ShuaGotCaught #MysteryManRevealed #SVTGroupChatIsARealityShow

[Mingyu]

guys i just woke up what did i miss why is everyone sending wedding memes

[DK]

shua confessed to a boy by accident it’s been an honor watching history unfold

[Joshua]

…i’m leaving the groupchat.

[ADMIN: Joshua has left the group.]

[Jeonghan changed the group name to “Joshua’s Secret Boyfriend Fanclub 💍”]

[Woozi pinned a message: “i can’t keep pretending i don’t feel something when he laughs like that. it’s annoying. why is he so perfect.”]

[Seungcheol added Joshua back to the group.]

[Seungcheol]: 

you’re not escaping this family sir 💗

Chapter 2: [The Great Dorm Thermostat War]

Victim of the Day: Mingyu (The Human Furnace) vs. Woozi (The Antarctic Goblin) Duration: 5 hours of petty warfare and two broken fans. Time: 2:12AM KST Location: Dorm Chat (renamed every 15 minutes)

[Woozi]

WHO TURNED THE THERMOSTAT UP TO 29 DEGREES DO YOU HATE ME IS THIS PERSONAL

[Mingyu]

i was cold :( my toes were crying

[Jeonghan]

immediately chooses violence29????? are you trying to SLOW COOK us????

[Dino]

wait i thought the heater was broken??? i’ve been using 7 hoodies like a sentient laundry pile

[Hoshi]

i SLEPT IN A SWEAT PUDDLE i thought i was having a NIGHTMARE in a SAUNA

[Minghao]

i woke up and my jade roller MELTED

[DK]

the air was so thick i had a conversation with it i named it jeff jeff told me to fight mingyu

[Joshua]

i thought i was hallucinating when the wall started sweating the WALL, mingyu. the WALL.

[Mingyu]

okay okay okay i just wanted to feel warm inside 😔 emotionally and physically

[Woozi]

you want to feel warm? i’ll set you ON FIRE then we’ll BOTH be warm

[Vernon]

this is the most heated argument we’ve had pun intended

[Seungcheol]

ok. i am instituting a dorm-wide temperature democracy. please reply with your IDEAL TEMPERATURE.

[Hoshi]

22°C. for survival. for dance practice. for skincare.

[Jun]

18. i like to feel pain when i wake up. it reminds me i’m alive.

[Seungkwan]

23.2 but only if i’m on the top bunk

[Joshua]

20.7 and i will not elaborate

[Dino]

26, but only because i am weak and easily cold i’m like a very anxious lizard

[Minghao]

i transcend temperature but 19 is fine

[Woozi]

17. i sleep in a hoodie, under a blanket, in vengeance.

[Jeonghan]

25. because i thrive in chaos and want to see woozi combust

[DK]

i just want the air to stop feeling like soup pls

[Wonwoo]

24 is perfect temp for naps

[Vernon]

i do not experience temperature but 21 works i guess

[Seungcheol]

this is the worst survey i’ve ever seen

[Woozi]

i swear to god mingyu if you touch that thermostat ONE more time i’m duct taping your entire body in frozen peas

[Mingyu]

i already did 😬 it’s on 30 🏖️🌞🌴⛱️🌋🔥🧯

[Hoshi]

HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP

[Wonwoo]

im gonna melt i swear

[Jun]

imagine waking up at 3am in a sleep paralysis sweat dream and it’s just Mingyu adjusting the thermostat with a smile

[DK]

[image: blurry selfie of DK holding a fan with tears in his eyes] my last defense has fallen

[Joshua]

I’m moving out. I’m going to sleep in PLEDIS’ practice room with the cockroach I named Harold.

[Woozi]

i'm gonna hack the building wiring you want hot? i’ll give you nuclear

[Seungkwan]

ok BUT mingyu did look like a cozy baby burrito when i passed his room he was humming

[Woozi]

I DON’T CARE IF HE WAS SINGING A LULLABY I WOKE UP IN MY OWN SWEAT THAT IS A CRIME

[Vernon]

can we make thermostat wars a reality show ep 1: mingyu gets slapped with a frozen sock

[Jeonghan renamed the groupchat to “Welcome to the Oven (Mingyu’s Cult)”]

[Wonwoo renamed the groupchat to “Cryo Chamber Support Group ❄️”]

[Jun renamed it again: “The Cold Never Bothered Jihoon Anyway”]

[Seungcheol pinned a message: “Final temp setting: 22°C. Anyone who changes it will lose their Wi-Fi, limbs, or both.”]

[Mingyu]

so i can’t bump it to 25 just while i nap?

[Woozi]

say goodbye to your kneecaps.

[Mingyu has left the group.]

[Joshua added Mingyu back to the group.]

[Joshua]: 

you made this bed. sweat in it.

Chapter 3: [SVT Family Feud – The Game Night Breakdown]

Victim of the Day: Dino (Too Competitive for His Own Good) Special Mentions: Buzzers, Wrong Answers, and Jeonghan’s Psychological Warfare Time: 9:32PM KST – Game Night Gone So Wrong

[Seungcheol]

FAMILY FEUD NIGHT. NO BACKING OUT. TEAMS ARE FINAL.

[Woozi]

i already hate this.

[Hoshi]

AHHHHHHH LET’S GOOOO MY ANSWERS ARE GOING TO BE SO ICONIC 😤😤

[Joshua]

mingyu… you okay with being host?

[Mingyu]

yep. i printed flashcards. i wore a suit. i am spiritually Steve Harvey.

[Vernon]

do we win something?

[Jeonghan]

yes. the right to mock the losers for the rest of eternity.

[DK]

worth it.

[Mingyu]

ROUND 1 Team A: Jeonghan, Woozi, Joshua, Vernon, Seungkwan, Wonwoo Team B: Seungcheol, DK, Hoshi, Minghao, Dino, Jun buzzers in hand?

[Dino]

I WAS BORN READY i slept with the buzzer under my pillow

[Jeonghan]

weird flex but okay

[Mingyu]

Question 1: “Name something you do in the shower.”

[Dino BUZZES first]

cry

[Mingyu]

���top answer with 42 points. i’m concerned.

[DK]

my guy didn’t even hesitate 💀

[Wonwoo]

relatable tbh

[Mingyu]

Team B, keep going Seungcheol?

[Seungcheol]

sing?

[Mingyu]

second top answer. 36 points. Woozi?

[Woozi]

plot arguments you should’ve had

[Mingyu]

12 points. third answer who hurt you

[Seungkwan]

wait is this therapy

[Jeonghan]

it is now

[Mingyu]

ROUND 2 “Name something you’d bring on a first date.”

[Vernon BUZZES]

a backup plan

[Mingyu]

…what??

[Vernon]

like an excuse to leave if it’s awkward example: fake dentist appointment

[Woozi]

man’s playing chess

[Jeonghan]

i bring pepper spray. not for danger. just for vibes

[Hoshi]

i brought a kazoo once. she never texted back tho

[Seungkwan]

is this why we’re single

[DK]

i brought a drawing of us as jellybeans that counts right

[Joshua]

i brought flowers. …and she gave them to the waiter.

[Jeonghan]

LMAO loser energy

[Joshua]

i will unplug your hair straightener.

[Mingyu]

NEXT QUESTION “Name a reason you’d go viral.”

[Dino BUZZES]

incredible dancing 😌

[Woozi BUZZES right after]

slipping on a banana peel at the airport while yelling “SEVENTEEN FIGHTING”

[Mingyu]

both correct. but woozi’s was more specific. 50 points.

[Dino]

WHAT I’M LITERALLY THE MAIN DANCER THIS IS RIGGED

[Jeonghan]

cry about it, banana boy

[Minghao]

dino is doing that shower answer again

[Wonwoo]

do we get bonus points for creativity??

[Mingyu]

last question: “Name something you pretend to understand but don’t.”

[Joshua BUZZES]

Woozi’s studio setup

[Woozi]

get out

[Wonwoo]

mingyu’s dreams when he explains them at breakfast “and then i was a raccoon but emotionally”

[Hoshi]

the group choreography i just vibe and pray

[Jun]

jeonghan’s lies

[Jeonghan]

rude. but true.

[Dino]

love.

[Whole chat]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Mingyu]

GAME OVER WINNERS: TEAM A LOSERS: TEAM B PRIZE: bragging rights PUNISHMENT: dramatic reading of the groupchat messages from 2017

[Jeonghan]

dino’s part starts with “hyungs, if i eat this bug, will you love me?”

[Dino]

I WAS EIGHTEEN AND DESPERATE FOR AFFECTION

[Woozi renamed the groupchat to: “Dino Bug-Eater Support Line 🐛”]

[Wonwoo changed Dino’s name in chat to “Cry Shower King”]

[Dino]

i’m deleting all of you from my heart

[Seungkwan pinned a message: “next week: Uno Night – emotional damage edition”]

Chapter 4: [Uno Night – Emotional Damage Edition]

Victim of the Day: Hoshi (It Wasn’t Personal—It Was Strategic) Special Mentions: The Reverse Card That Ruined Everything Time: 11:11PM KST – a cursed hour for friendships

[Seungcheol]

UNO NIGHT COMMENCING may god have mercy on our bonds

[Woozi]

loads psychological warfare playlist

[DK]

i baked cookies 😊

[Jeonghan]

prepares lies, betrayal, and emotional destruction

[Mingyu]

i still don’t know how to play

[Joshua]

you’ve played 17 times you just like chaos

[Wonwoo]

should we… do teams?

[Seungkwan]

NO. trust no one. especially not jeonghan.

[Hoshi]

i feel like tonight’s gonna be my redemption arc 😌

[Woozi]

spoiler: it’s not

[Minghao]

why are we doing this at night i need time to emotionally recover before schedules

[Jun]

i want to win and then pretend i didn’t silent domination

[Mingyu]

i brought props [image: Mingyu in a magician’s cape and UNO cards taped to his forehead]

[Joshua]

i’m scared

[Dino]

[sends voice note] "if i don’t win tonight, i’m changing my stage name to uno-destroyed-me"

[Mingyu]

UNO RULES:

1. If you don’t yell “UNO,” you draw 4 2. If you make someone cry, you get a cookie 3. Jeonghan is banned from premeditated targeting (Jeonghan has read this message)

[Round 1 Begins]

[Jeonghan]

sorry hoshi +4

[Hoshi]

IT’S BEEN TWO TURNS I LITERALLY JUST SAT DOWN

[DK]

i believe in you ❤️

[Hoshi]

then WHY did you also give me a +2

[Woozi]

places Reversei want to hurt jeonghan back it’s personal

[Jeonghan]

oh? [plays Skip] not today, short king

[Seungkwan]

[plays +2 on Woozi] for calling him short justice, but make it petty

[Dino]

[places Reverse] i smell betrayal

[Jun]

[plays +4 on Dino] i smell victory

[Minghao]

[places Wild Card] color: suffering

[Joshua]

i’m just vibing with two cards left

[Everyone]

UNO?

[Joshua]

…i forgot.

[Wonwoo]

draw 4, you tragic prince

[Jeonghan]

slams reverse cardTIME TO GO BACK TO THE PAIN

[Hoshi]

GUYS STOP I’VE DRAWN FIFTEEN CARDS I HAVE THE ENTIRE RAINBOW I COULD BUILD A BRIDGE TO MY OWN DOOM

[Woozi]

bridge to nowhere sponsored by hoshi’s terrible luck

[DK]

i saved you one round ago 🙃

[Hoshi]

NO YOU DIDN’T you played a WILD +4 while smiling like a golden retriever with secrets

[Vernon]

current vibe check: hoshi has more cards than emotional stability

[Mingyu]

[image: Hoshi holding up all his cards like a terrible fan] caption: “boy with cardz”

[Jeonghan]

[plays +4 again] sorry. the cards told me to.

[Hoshi]

THE CARDS DON’T SPEAK YOU JUST LIKE WATCHING ME FALL APART

[Seungcheol]

ok this is getting too real new rule: anyone targeting hoshi must write him a compliment

[Woozi]

hoshi, you’re very… loud. that’s a skill. probably.

[Minghao]

you dance well. and cry like a 2009 k-drama protagonist

[Joshua]

you make us laugh. unintentionally. but still.

[Hoshi]

you’re all banned from my heart

[Dino]

[plays Skip] sorry king. your turn has been denied by the universe

[Mingyu]

UNO

[Everyone]

glares

[Jeonghan]

[whispers] sabotage him

[Seungkwan]

[plays Wild +4] with pleasure 😌

[Mingyu]

i deserved that but at what cost

[Joshua wins round]

peace and love to everyone except the people who gave me +4s

[Wonwoo renamed the groupchat to: “UNO Survivors Anonymous”]

[Hoshi]

[sends audio of dramatic piano music under his whispered sobbing]

[DK pinned a message: “someone get him warm milk and a hug”]

[Minghao]

are we… still friends?

[Jeonghan]

depends who’s ready for Monopoly next week

[Whole Chat]

NO.

Chapter 5: [Who Left the Milk Out? (Dorm Court is in Session)]

Victim of the Day: Seungcheol (Allegedly Milk Murderer) Special Mentions: Objection! Speculation! Jeonghan as the prosecution! Time: 8:42 AM – Too Early for Justice

[Woozi]

who. left the milk out.

[DK]

it was chunky. why did it chew back

[Hoshi]

i poured it into my cereal and now my cornflakes have trust issues

[Joshua]

i took one sip and saw the face of godhe said “don’t blame me, blame your leader”

[Jeonghan]

📣 COURT IS NOW IN SESSION THE PEOPLE VS. CHOI SEUNGCHEOL charge: dairy negligence crime scene: kitchen counter, 7:43AM weapon: 2L carton of betrayal

[Seungcheol]

WHAT I didn’t do it!!

[Minghao]

classic guilty person sentence

[Mingyu]

i’m the bailiff. i’m holding a spatula instead of a gavel. we do what we can.

[Jeonghan]

as prosecution, i will now present exhibit A: [image: half-empty milk carton sitting next to Seungcheol’s protein shaker]

[Seungcheol]

circumstantial!! you’re all biased!!

[Dino]

objection, your honor i had that milk at midnight and it was fine

[Woozi]

OVERRULED you also ate expired pizza willingly

[Vernon]

can i be the court sketch artist [sends doodle of seungcheol sobbing next to a cartoon cow]

[Jun]

i want to be a surprise witness

[Joshua]

who even gave jeonghan a legal license

[Jeonghan]

i forged it in MS Paint therefore it’s legally binding

[DK]

i just wanted cereal and now we’re in a trial

[Mingyu]

bangs spatulaORDER. ORDER IN THE KITCHEN COURT.

[Seungkwan]

i’d like to present EXHIBIT B[image: Seungcheol’s calendar with “BUY MILK” crossed out three days ago]

[Jeonghan]

motive: he hates shopping. means: lives here. opportunity: EVERY MORNING.

[Hoshi]

[gasps dramatically] …i trusted you, bro

[Seungcheol]

I WAS FRAMED

[Wonwoo]

by who. the milk fairy?

[Dino]

ok but plot twist… what if the milk went bad on purpose

[Woozi]

get out

[Jun]

surprise witness statement: “I walked past the milk at 2am and it moaned”

[Joshua]

no no no NO

[Seungkwan]

i’m writing that down for lyrics

[Mingyu]

the court sentences Choi Seungcheol to:

- buying everyone new milk - apologizing in song - scrubbing the fridge - watching a 45-minute dairy safety documentary narrated by Woozi

[Jeonghan]

plus one slap from each member emotionally or physically. your choice.

[Seungcheol]

i choose exile

[Hoshi renamed the chat: “The Milky Betrayal 🥛���🏻‍♂️”]

[Vernon pinned a message: “trust no one. not even dairy.”]

[Seungkwan]

next case: who clogged the sink with 43 bobby pins

[Jun]

i plead the fifth

[Minghao]

we’re turning this dorm into a courtroom sitcom

[DK]

i’ll make popcorn

[Woozi]

someone pass me the gavel. it’s time for Dorm Court: Episode 2.

Chapter 6: [The Accidental K-Pop Dad Reveal (feat. Mingyu’s Finsta)]

Victim of the Day: Kim Mingyu (a.k.a. Appa-gyu) Special Mentions: Jeonghan’s screenshots, Seungkwan’s FBI-level research Time: 2:07PM – a peaceful afternoon ruined in seconds

[Hoshi]

GUYS GUYS GUYS EMERGENCY

[Wonwoo]

did the dorm catch fire again

[Hoshi]

WORSE MINGYU POSTED SOMETHING CURSED ON HIS FINSTA

[Woozi]

i thought we weren’t allowed to follow that anymore after “the banana milk incident”

[Jeonghan]

i made a burner to keep tabs. you’re welcome. [sends screenshot: Mingyu with a child on his shoulders, captioned “best day ever with my lil guy 🩵 #family”]

[Joshua]

…MINGYU DO YOU HAVE A CHILD

[Mingyu]

WAIT NO NO THAT’S MY COUSIN’S KID I’M JUST A REALLY GOOD UNCLE

[Seungkwan]

your honorthis man is fathering with intent

[Jun]

you do have that “can build a crib in under 30 seconds” energy

[DK]

i saw him carry three toddlers at a wedding once and they were all asleep

[Minghao]

suspiciously father-like

[Dino]

googles “how to tell if your bandmate is a secret dad”

[Woozi]

bro your playlist is all lullabies

[Mingyu]

THEY’RE RELAXING

[Jeonghan]

exhibit b: [screenshot of Mingyu’s finsta story] “any recs for the best baby shampoo? asking for science 👀🍼”

[Seungcheol]

that doesn’t even SOUND like science??

[Joshua]

mingyu. blink twice if you’re a single father

[Mingyu]

I’M. JUST. A GOOD COUSIN.

[Vernon]

he’s lying i saw him fold a onesie with military precision

[Woozi]

and he owns four diaper bags color coded

[Hoshi]

he tried to “baby-proof” the studio door once

[Minghao]

remember when he offered everyone fruit snacks “just in case anyone needed a lil boost” father behavior.

[Wonwoo]

fan café is already calling you Dadgyu

[DK]

cute but also terrifying imagine being a child and seeing Mingyu’s face first thing every morning

[Mingyu]

☹️

[Dino]

hold up WHO TAUGHT THE BABY TO POINT AT HIM AND SAY “appa”

[Jeonghan]

i have video footage [sends clip of child pointing at Mingyu, yelling “appa!” and hugging his leg while Mingyu panics]

[Seungcheol]

this is the best scandal we’ve had since “who used the entire dorm’s shampoo in one shower” (Hoshi)

[Joshua]

mingyu. answer truthfully. are you in a secret sitcom we don’t know about.

[Mingyu]

no. …maybe. NO.

[Vernon]

too late your new stage name is "SEVENTEEN's Father Figure"

[Hoshi renamed the group chat: “Appa-Gyu & His 12 Chaotic Children”]

[Mingyu changed it back: “STOP CALLING ME DAD”]

[Seungkwan pinned a message: “he didn’t deny it fast enough 👶🍼”]

[Jeonghan made merch mockups: “#DadgyuNation” hoodies incoming]

[Mingyu]

i hate all of you but also i packed snacks if anyone’s hungry

[DK]

A TRUE DAD 😭❤️

[Wonwoo]

next chapter of this sitcom: “Mingyu Attends Parent-Teacher Night and Isn’t Corrected”

Chapter 7: [The Mystery of the Missing Left Sock (And Other Dorm Superstitions)]

Victim of the Day: Dino (missing sock + emotional damage) Special Mentions: Joshua’s ghost repellent, Minghao’s sixth sense, and Woozi’s refusal to believe Time: 12:01AM – A perfect hour for existential dread

[Dino]

ok WHO took my LEFT sock

[Joshua]

why only the left

[Dino]

if i knew that would i be here suffering??

[Hoshi]

sounds like a classic ghost move u ever heard of the one-legged sock gremlin

[Wonwoo]

that’s not a thing stop encouraging him

[Jeonghan]

it is now. his name is Todd and he lives behind the laundry machine

[Seungcheol]

fun fact: if you lose 13 left socks, you unlock the ghost realm

[Dino]

GUYS. I HAVE LOST SEVEN.

[Mingyu]

oh no. someone protect him. he’s halfway to the netherworld.

[Joshua]

i’ll pray over your sock drawer i have holy water. sort of. it’s from Jeju but i blessed it with intent

[DK]

i once lost my pants in the dryer maybe the sock went where the pants went

[Woozi]

...you what now

[DK]

it was a dark time

[Minghao]

maybe it’s not ghosts maybe your sock is just running from its responsibilities

[Dino]

relatable but unhelpful

[Jun]

have we considered the haunted dorm theory again

[Seungkwan]

STOP i still can’t sleep unless my closet door is closed with industrial tape

[Vernon]

this is why i wear mismatched socks can’t lose what you never organize

[Jeonghan]

genius or chaos? you decide.

[Mingyu]

i just found a lone sock in the kitchen drawer is it gray?

[Dino]

YES THAT’S HIM HIS NAME IS GERALD

[Wonwoo]

you named your sock?

[Joshua]

he’s grieving. let him cope.

[Minghao]

wait. serious question. does anyone else’s room get colder when they talk about missing clothes?

[DK]

i sleep with a plushie of myself. does that count as protection

[Seungcheol]

no but it explains a lot

[Jeonghan]

let’s do a cleansing ritual everyone line up in the hallway with your weirdest item

[Hoshi]

i have a shoe signed by an elderly man who claimed to be a time traveler

[Joshua]

perfect. energy’s immaculate.

[Woozi]

i swear if i walk out there and you’re all holding bananas and chanting—

[Vernon]

[sends voice memo of gentle chanting and rhythmic sock slapping]it’s working

[Dino]

GERALD CAME BACK THE LEFT SOCK RETURNED HE WAS UNDER THE COUCH ALL ALONG

[Seungkwan]

we banish Todd the Sock Goblin to the shadows from whence he came

[Hoshi renamed the group chat: “Sock Seventeen: Paranormal Threads”]

[Mingyu]

can we do ghost hunting for our next reality show i promise to scream convincingly

[Joshua]

i will bring crystals and snacks

[Wonwoo]

i’m going to bed if i wake up missing a sock i’m moving to the practice room forever

[Jeonghan]

if wonwoo disappears we know the ghost got picky

Chapter 8: [“Who Googled ‘How to Flirt’ on the Dorm Wi-Fi?” (A Digital Investigation)]

Victim of the Day: ??? Special Mentions: Minghao’s FBI arc, Seungkwan’s spreadsheet, and Joshua’s suspicious charm Time: 11:11PM – the wishing hour (and apparently, the Googling hour too)

[Woozi]

WHO GOOGLED “how to flirt without sounding desperate”

[Dino]

…do we not have privacy in this house?

[Hoshi]

omg was it me

[Woozi]

the dorm wi-fi admin gets alerts when someone searches certain keywords “flirt” is one of them (thanks to that incident with DK and the waitress in Busan)

[DK]

she laughed at my pun 😔

[Joshua]

okay but real talk what was the full search

[Woozi]

“how to flirt casually and confidently without sounding like a clingy sea cucumber”

[Minghao]

oh it’s definitely one of you

[Seungcheol]

CONFESS WE WON’T JUDGE (we will absolutely judge)

[Jeonghan]

i’m making a suspect board right now i’ve got:

- Joshua (suspiciously smooth lately) - Dino (we all saw the “u up?” message fail) - Mingyu (acted shocked when someone winked at him) - Jun (flirted with a vending machine once)

[Jun]

EXCUSE ME that vending machine gave me free chips we had chemistry

[Mingyu]

i have stage fright even texting “hi” it wasn’t me

[Dino]

IT WASN’T ME EITHER i don’t need Google i have charisma (and rejection immunity)

[Seungkwan]

compiling an Excel doc: “Dorm Google History vs. Known Behavior” this is serious research

[Vernon]

i googled “how to tell if a plant likes you” last week does that count

[Wonwoo]

what kind of romance novel are you living in

[Joshua]

what if it wasn’t one of us what if it was… a guest?

[Jeonghan]

NOPE dorm security cam footage shows no outsiders between 10:45–11:30 and i say that with confidence because i was watching old performances of myself in the living room

[Hoshi]

plot twist: it was Seungcheol leader by day, loverboy by Google

[Seungcheol]

I WILL SUE

[Wonwoo]

guys… someone just deleted their browser history remotely from the router

[DK]

oh my god it’s getting real

[Seungkwan]

confess now and we’ll only tease you for one week otherwise you’re living this down never

[Joshua]

hypothetically if someone did google that it would be because they liked someone, right?

[Woozi]

yes and they wanted to not be a clingy sea cucumber which, by the way, is now your official flirting mascot

[Jeonghan]

you know what i don’t want the truth anymorei want fan theories let’s let the fandom solve it

[Mingyu renamed the chat: “13 Men & a Sea Cucumber: Who’s in Love?”]

[Seungkwan pinned a message: “we’ll find you, google flirt boy. and we’ll roast you with love.”]

[Joshua changed the chat name again: “Definitely Not Me Looking Up Flirting Tips 😅”]

[Everyone reacted with 👀]

[Woozi]

wait JOSHUA?

[Joshua]

gotta go xoxo 😬

[Dino]

GET HIM HE’S THE SEA CUCUMBER

[Jun]

never thought those words would be typed with such fury

[Jeonghan]

next group meeting: we all read out one flirting line each Josh goes last because he’s clearly been studying

Chapter 9: [The Emergency Hair Dye Pact (Or: How Three of Us Ended Up Orange)]

Victims of the Day: Jun, Dino, and Seungkwan (aka the “Orange Trio”) Special Mentions: Jeonghan’s salon takeover, Mingyu’s “professional” advice, and Woozi’s pure judgment Time: 9:42PM – when boredom meets a bad idea

[Jun]

guys emergency i need a new hair color something bold something... orange

[Dino]

orange?? are you trying to start a fire

[Seungkwan]

hold up i have a coupon for hair dye maybe we do this together?

[Jeonghan]

i volunteer as stylist no one leaves with orange hair except on my watch

[Woozi]

do NOT trust Jeonghan with dye last time he almost made me go blue for a week

[Mingyu]

gives “professional” adviceorange is the new black do it

[Joshua]

i’m just here to watch the chaos unfold

[Jun]

okay it’s a pact orange hair or bust

[Dino]

i’m in if i’m gonna look like a carrot i want company

[Seungkwan]

count me in too if we’re going down, we go down glowing

[Jeonghan]

this is going to be a masterpiece or a disaster no in between

[Wonwoo]

please don’t make me clean up afterward

[Minghao]

i’m setting up a group photo shoot for the “Orange Trio” captions and hashtags ready

[Joshua]

someone’s definitely going to Photoshop pumpkin heads

[Jeonghan]

relax. i’m about to make you look like fiery gods or at least orange legends

[Dino]

how do i explain this to my grandma

[Jun]

“it’s cultural expression, grandma”

[Seungkwan]

“and also, very very orange”

[Woozi]

i’m still judging you all

[Jeonghan sends a video of the trio mid-dye, covered in dye and laughing hysterically]

[Mingyu]

this is chaos i love it

[Joshua]

10/10 would panic with you again

[Jun]

finished! orange, vibrant, and ready to set stages on fire

[Dino]

i look like a traffic cone

[Seungkwan]

i look like a glowing carrot

[Jeonghan]

i call this look: “autumn sunset on a wild night”

[Woozi]

please don’t go outside like that

[Minghao]

too late selfies already posted

[Jun]

viral or bust

[Hoshi renamed the group chat: “Orange is the New Seventeen”]

[Mingyu]

next challenge: survive the reactions

Chapter 10: [The Great Dorm Pet Debate (Hamsters vs. Goldfish vs. Mystery Creature)]

Victims of the Day: The dorm’s “newest resident” (???) Special Mentions: Seungkwan’s animal facts, Minghao’s accidental pet whispering, and Woozi’s deadpan “not my problem” attitude Time: 8:17PM – peak pet debate hour

[Seungcheol]

guys we need a dorm pet this is not a request, this is a necessity

[Dino]

okay but what kind no snakes tho pls

[Joshua]

hamsters? low maintenance

[Jeonghan]

goldfish? classy and calming

[Hoshi]

what about a mystery creature

[Woozi]

define “mystery creature”

[Minghao]

the thing i found behind the couch yesterday

[Seungkwan]

that thing was alive???

[Minghao]

...maybe it had eyes and it moved

[Jun]

that’s either a miracle or a horror story

[Seungcheol]

back to pets hamsters are cute but noisy

[DK]

goldfish are quiet but boring

[Vernon]

can we just have a pet rock less drama

[Wonwoo]

a pet rock named Gerald 2.0 sequel to the missing sock

[Dino]

no i want something alive

[Mingyu]

how about a turtle slow but wise

[Joshua]

no one has time for a turtle’s social needs tho

[Hoshi]

i nominate the mystery creature

[Woozi]

i’m ready to wash my hands of this conversation

[Minghao]

i saw it again near the fridge

[Seungkwan]

pics or it didn’t happen

[Minghao sends a blurry pic of a tiny, fuzzy something]

[Jeonghan]

is that a hamster

[Minghao]

no idea it’s very fast

[Jun]

if we catch it we name it “The Phantom”

[Dino]

i volunteer to set humane traps no one touch my mystery pet

[Woozi]

if it chews through the cables, it’s your problem

[Seungcheol]

vote time hamsters, goldfish, turtles, mystery creature, or pet rock?

[Everyone sends their votes]

- Hamsters: 5 - Goldfish: 3 - Turtle: 2 - Mystery Creature: 2 - Pet Rock: 1

[Seungcheol]

hamsters it is and also hunting for The Phantom continues

[Minghao]

operation “Catch The Phantom” is a go

[Wonwoo renamed chat: “The Phantom and the Hamsters”]

[Woozi]

i’ll be the official “not in charge of feeding” person

[drizzledrawings]

idk if you've done this already but would you wanna post a brief (or not so brief if you feel so inclined lol) outline of the cowbians' personalities/quirks/mannerisms? i am enamored by them and would love to write them but i wouldn't wanna portray them poorly or fail to align my writing with your own visions of them.

thanks so much bb (and no worries if not!) love your old guard art btw <3

Omg thank you so much!! :0 I’m so glad you like them

I’ll literally take any chance to ramble about them so!!

Flora: she’s flirty and forward. Smart. In an unassuming way. Calculated but always with an air of comedy. She’s a con artist through and through! Definitely the brains of the operation. However, all that confidence hides that she hates being alone.

Shes very expressive with her hands, talks with them like a true Italian would. Constant finger guns, thumbs ups, and simply just waving them around. Shes also really touchy, esp with Mattie. Tugging her around, grabbing her jaw to make her look at something, always touching.

She has a really loud laugh, but when she’s truly truly happy she laughs so hard it’s silent. She’s easily startled, extremely ticklish, and can fake cry at the drop of a hat. Her biggest nervous tell is playing with her hair, she’ll braid it and unbraid it over and over again when she’s anxious

Mattie: best world to describe her is explosive. She never does anything by half’s. Shes intense and stubborn and never lets anything go. Shes also extremely loyal to a select few people and wary of pretty much everyone else. Shes restless, always moving, whether it’s her leg of her hands fidgeting with something, it’s constant. She swears. A lot. The only way to shut her up is to give her something to put between her lips, usually a cigarette or a toothpick.

She’s grumpy, the exact opposite of soft. Except when it comes to Flora. Normally she balks at any type of authority, but easily lets Flora call the shots on their cons and robberies. Happy and content with watching her girl do her thing.

She’s not great with social cues, so it takes her awhile to tell when someone is flirting with her. She snores.

Teehee!! I hope this gives you some kind of idea of who they are

I’m always happy to ramble about them