#this is who yall are simping for????
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*Obey Me Lesson 16 spoiler*
"I want to pour MC tea!"
You were murdering me less then 10 minutes ago, what are you talking about??????
Did I skip through the story too fast?
Why is everyone over the MC that evaporated
Who is the original, the time traveler or the vapor one????
I work hard to make this house a home and I only got two characters crying over what they though was my death
I do not get paid enough
#this is who yall are simping for????#THIS is your man?#I get attempted murder is kinda hot but#like bruh#obey me belphie#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me mc#obey me sheep mc#i want to throw hands#i could take him
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"And that, kids, is how I met your mother"
nothing against the default meet cute with the sparkly boy but it would be better if a cliche fumbling down and falling on top of tav had happened just saying 💁
#now i REALLY have to go#bye gnight may yall dream of your blorbos#my art#sketch#comic#traditional doodle#ballpoint doodle#bg3#baldurs gate 3#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#oc#female tav#tav#aurora du lac#larian studios#EDIT: humongously glad there's a ton of my fellow gale simps who have the EXACT same idea about the first meeting and honestly#just let's petition larian to change the cutscene already#they already proved theh listen to their player sooo 👀#dnd#dungeons and dragons
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dont get me wrong i LOVE jealous obi wan but what i prefer is absulately PATHETIC jealous obi wan. like he sees quinlan flirt w cody and brush up against him every opportunity he gets just to annoy obi wan and he's fuming so much he trips and falls flat on his face. or when he sees ventress throw herself into codys lap and is about yell but smacks into a wall. or even better some random local on the planet they're staying offers to show cody around and he's too busy starting at every move they make and he full on headbutts a tree branch and cody has to call the medic to come aid him. obi wan is v smug that cody forgot his guide existed the moment he saw obi wan. VERY smug.
#no matter what yall say will change the fact that obi wan is the biggest simp to ever simp coming in VERY close second to anakin rizzwalker#who upon first meeting rex blushes such an alarming shade of red that he passes out and when he finds rex at his bedside he jumps so high#in surprise he falls off the bed and gets a bruised back#ANYWAy pathetic obi wan my favorite genre of man to ever man#he's SOOOOOOO pathetic and babygirl i thrive on his suffering#<3 him#dont ask why ventress is throwing herself at cody its random but i can see her doing fhat just to piss obi wan off#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#codywan#clone wars#star wars#gay#tcw#sw#the clone wars#asajj ventress#quinlan vos#rexwalker
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Warden made a bad decision by putting these two in the same cell.
#ahwm#markiplier#yancy#iswm#warden murderslaughter#a heist with markiplier#scheeze art#pear post#THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS FOR A GOOD Y E A R NOW OH MY GOSH#GUESS WHO JUST REWATCHED AHWM AGAIN#THIS IS FOR YOU YANCY SIMPS#I WILL FEED YALL#the warden overhears the guards talking about the racket coming from yancy and the viewer's cell#the warden hears a ruckus coming from yancy and the viewer's cell at night and calls yancy into his office like 'yall gotta stop fighting'#and yancy's like 'who said we were fighting sir?'#he doesn't get paid enough for this#(prozd voice) OH THEY FU-#also THANK YOU STATIC FOR THE CAPTION BLESS YOUR SOUL
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For all my eddie and lovesick eddie simps with baby fever did you know that your baby does in fact look just like eddie and just like mommy?? Did you know he loses it and blushes and giggles when he looks at your daughter cause he sees you in her even though everyone says she looks just like him????? Well it's fuckin true!!!!
Here are some diverse face claims for eddie x reader's baby girl!!!!!!!
#eddie munson#eddie munson face claim#eddie munson x reader#stranger things#stranger things face claim#loud simp!eddie#lovesick!eddie#diversity in fanfiction#it's important!!!!#i wanted to do native american and pacific islander versions but I couldnt really find a lot of baby pics on pinterest#specifically mixed white bc eddies the dad#which is genuinely tragic#but i hope yall like this!!!#who should i do next?? 👀
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Edging Ango till he cries would be so yummy because like, yeah he deserves good things and all the cuddliest of fucks, but also he should cry just a little bit.
I know he would look pretty with his face all flushed red.
The tears gather on his waterline, his eyes glossy as tiny pleas fall from kiss bruised lips. "Please... Please.... I-I've been good! I've been good, so so good!" He whines, trying so so hard to keep his hips from bucking up into your hand.
Your stupidly torturous hand, that's been keeping him from his peak for at least half an hour. Keeping him just inches from toppling over. It makes the tears spill, finally dripping into his hairline, his chest shuddering as he pleads some more, his hands knotting into the bedsheets.
You coo mockingly at him, and he chokes out a whine as you stroke him fast, harder than You've gone since you first started. His breathing stutters as hes finally tossed over the edge, and he's shockingly silent for a second... Two...
Before he screams, his eyes rolling back as he arches his back. His dick spurts wildly as he struggles to breathe properly, kicking in your hand as it and his stomach get covered in cum, breathing heavily and whining out thank yous.
Yeah, I think he'd be pretty :)
#ango x reader#ango bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs ango#ango sakaguchi#ango bsd#bsd ango#x reader#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs smut#dom!reader#my writing#im sorry if this is wildly out of character#and if yall hate this#lmakirb#ive never read or watched Bsd 💀💀#this is mostly for the lovely ango simp herself#because damn it if I adore her writing and believe thats some of the best shit in the world#its the best#and you all know who im talking about#<3
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what's the worst thing you watched and kept up with (at least for a while) because you were gay and begging for scraps? mine was probably pretty little liars
#what was her name? emily? whatever it was i was a simp for the lesbian character on PLL#and put up with three seasons of fucking Nonsense for it#words and things#i say 'probably' because there are worse shows i watched for various girls that i had crushes on over the years#but thats a different kind of simping. i didnt watch them for girl kissing i watched them for a girl who i knew was probably straight#gay#lesbian#bisexual#<- yall got it the worst half of these things were subtly biphobic too#oh god does anyone remember that show where the MC was a succubi but didn't know about monsters#so she thought she was just a freak and was always on the run until the monster world finds one of her kills and hunts Her down#and she ends up. idk working at a monster bar and helping her Monster Cop boytoy hunt runaway monsters? or something?#listen what i remember from that is how badly i wanted her and her simp (female roommate maybe?) to fuck instead#and i swear they queerbaited me a little. but i might have just been delusional tbh
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Trafalgar Naruto trying to shoulder Uchiha Luffy's burden and die with him
#Monkey D sasuke#Naruto and law are both Libras these simps lmao#yall call sanji a simp when law literally exists#Cavendish is Gaara btw#you are in the arms of a beautiful strong man who's risking his life to protect you and you talking about another man?#i never knew one piece is a bl#trafalgar law#one piece law#trafalgardwaterlaw#trafalgar one piece#dressrosa#cavendish one piece#one piece memes#op memes#the one piece naruto crumb we deserve#naruto#naruto memes
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a genre of bg3 posts that are like 'larian did wyll so dirty!!! here's what they should have done instead and that is basically change everything abt his personality bc i personally can't understand how anyone can find him not boring as he is! larian get ur shit together!'
#wyll ravengard#like. go away??#if u suddenly can't stand earnest and morally good aligned characters when it comes to wyll#but are perfectly okay simping for say. halsin. who's also earnest and good.#then i think the problem is with u not wyll#i for one want more content for wyll as he is bc i like him as he is!#bc for me there's nothing boring abt a person who doesn't lose the goodness of their heart despite the horrors#if yall like jagged morally gray characters go like them! then wyll is just not for u! don't disguise ur absolute disinterest in him#with the consern for the way larian treated him.#i want him to have as much content as astarion. simple as that#yall want to make him into a different character who appeals to u personally. we are not the same#bg3#this is brought to u by the post i just saw that was like#'wyll should have become more jagged during his travels. and there must have been smth dark inside him to begin with'#'bc why would ulder and florric believe mizora over him otherwise??'#as if there must certainly be smth wrong with a child for the adults to treat that child badly#what a great message for the abuse survivors!#sorry lol it's just. tiring. being a wyll appreciator in this climate
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mcyts stop making their skins so attractive challenge!! (impossible)
#i may just really like women#but i am not immuned to the scitties#yes im simping over the literally blocks#can yall tell who my favs are /s#geminitay#pearlecentmoon#zombiecleo#goodtimeswithscar#gtwscar#falsesymmetry#shubble#namemc spoilers
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR FERAL GREMLIN HERO OF THE WILDS.....WILD!!
He's such a pyromaniac
#im def not a wild simp#botw link#botw#ITS WILDS BDAY YALL!!#wild linked universe#wait no- im the pyromaniac but who cares??#linked universe wild#lu wild#hes so beautiful
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Hey Pressure fandom can yall be fucking normal about the Zerum drama for once
if the majority of the fandom acts like this then yeah i have no issue not interacting with it 💀
#no art#rant post#yeah Zerum was kinda dick but this is not okay in the slightest bit#can you imagine wishing death onto someone over a fictional fish man#yall need to chill out with Zerum#if her opinion on Sebastian simps bother you that much then fucking ignore her#maybe dont write a torture fic over a girl for saying she doesn't like selfships with a fish guy who ISN'T REAL#i still simp for Sebastian but i dont go this far to hate on Zerum jesus christ#zerum drama#pressure drama#sebastian solace
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“That mummy guy has such a cool character design I’m so disappointed that he’s a disgusting person”
“I feel bad for being interested in his character bc of his actions 🥺👉👈”
“If you like him that means you simp for him and that you’re sick and evil-”
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#I can’t stand when they say person like mf he’s not a person#he’s a fictional character. a drawing. fucking lines on paper.#there’s nothing wrong with liking him as a character#his character was not wasted you just don’t like how it was used#you don’t have to say I don’t condone his actions it should be fucking obvious without a disclaimer#shoujo tsubaki#midori: shoujo tsubaki#mr. arashi's amazing freak show#midori: the camellia girl#also semi off topic but I’m new in the berserk fandom#and apparently Griffith gets the same treatment as Muchisute#I once saw someone throwing a tantrum on an ig comment section for cosplaying as Griffith#‘omg why are you cosplaying a bad person😡😡😡!!!’ like ctfd Emily#he’s not real#like literally touch grass#liking Griffith or muchisute doesn’t mean that u simp for them#and even then who tf cares???#I could make a list of anime characters that yall simp for despite them being awful irredeemable monsters#god damn hypocrites#anti bs#pro fiction#antis are hypocrites#antis are fucking stupid
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Random but is it me or is frye getting a little....depressed?
Like, every splatfest she's getting more and more somber with her comments (she even did a mini heart to heart convo last splatfest and looked dead ass kinda sad, and this splatfest she just very sadly said "but I guess it wasn't enough") and despite it all SHE STILL LOVES AND APPRECIATES HER FANS????
She's so danm proud of us for trying so hard, but it's getting so hard for her to maintain her spirits and yeah...same girl, same
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Or maybe I'm just looking too deep into this--
#splatfest#salty rants#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoween#zombie vs skeleton vs ghost#shiver vs frye vs big man#i dont out right say it but i feel that splatfest result comments is the nost relevant to this post#team frye#team skeleton#frye#splatoon 3 frye#splatoon frye#i REALLY need to know if im the only one who is getting that vibe#i cant be the only one right?????#pls say yall agree cuz i think im going down too deep on the frye simp fkskska
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the fandom this guy would have if illumination's artstyle wasn't god awful :(
#shitpost#he's literally a girldad sad boy thats the recipe for simps#A VILLAIN WHO ADOPTS KIDS THATS LITERALLY SOME OF YALLS WET DREAM#he has a sad backstory and a horrible parent he should be kinned#the potential wasted because illumination makes people look disgusting#gru#despicable me
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not quite a req but your gallagher post has me CLAWING AT THE WALLS OMLLLLL/extremely positive
the only gallagher smut fic i have hehehehehheheheheheh gud gud. savor it while u can bc i have an idea im cooking up
#nobu.nobu.chat#beware to all of my followers who simp for a character in hsr#yall favs and u are NOT safe with me#:3
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