#wait no- im the pyromaniac but who cares??

[llen-lien-ilen]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR FERAL GREMLIN HERO OF THE WILDS.....WILD!!

He's such a pyromaniac

[cluelessatthispoint]

HI ITS PLATONIC YANDERE ANOM HERE AGAIN IM SO SORRY FOR COMING IN YOUR ASKS AGAIN BUT I NEEDED TO GET THE IDEA OUT OF MY SYSTEM BEFORE I COMPLETELY FORGET ABOUT IT IM SORRY!!!!

I keep thinking of a platonic Yandere!RED Pyro with either a BLU Engineer!Reader or BLU Spy!Reader. The idea of Pyro, an absolute menace of a human, a danger to everything and everyone to some degree, a complete pyromaniac and ABSOLUTELY NOT sane in the head caring so deeply for someone who they are supposed to kill just fills my lil heart with joy.

Yes, they did force you to join their tea party with their "friends"(who are a bunch of dead parts of your teammates), they also broke all of your weapons and MAYBE went a little overboard by "begging you to stay just a little longer"(pointing their axe at you while starting directly at your soul) but like- c'mon! You two are besties!! It's normal!!!

They just want to spend their time with you out of battle! And your corpse after a battle or your severed head that Medic was experimenting on simply doesn't hit the same spot as talking to you while you are alive and "well"! Even if that means that they will have to tie you to a chair with a "lovely red and blue ribbon"(literally the tightest and itchy rope ever known to man) and "put a do not disturb sign on the door"(locking and barricading the door so nobody can leave or enter). They just want to spend time with you!! Is it so wrong to have you by their side on work days just for a few hours?? I'm sure your team won't even notice!! Just stay calm and let your good friend Pyro help you relax and forget about the outside world :D

(SORRY THIS IS SO LONG :()

To make this easier I'm going to write the reader as the BLU Spy. I really love the idea! Pyro is such a little crazy guy and I love him, not as much as engie. But it's pretty darn close. :) No worries about the long request, the more detailed the better!!!

warnings: platonic yandere, blood, mild gore and kidnapping.

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Being hired as the new BLU Spy for the BLU team was a surreal dream come true. The opportunity to go to new places and to see new things and experience different cultures while getting paid was really a great deal. Being under the tutelage of the former BLU Spy for years now you felt more ready for this job, than at any other job. The sights, the sounds, the comradery! It was perfect. Well, almost perfect.

Having worked for the team for a little over three months you began to notice right away that there was something up with the RED Pyro. That crazy arsonist seemed to target you every time in battle. No matter if you were cloaked or in disguise, he would somehow always know that you were there. It was so humiliating!

The time you disguised yourself as the RED Sniper he seemed to know right away. Remembering how you made it as far as the door to the intel room before he rounded the corner and hacked you to pieces with an axe. It was horrible. The feeling of white-hot pain and warm blood pooling out of you was one of the feelings that you would not have repeated. That damned RED Pyro, well. he has another thing coming to him that's for sure! Today for the match you made a plan. Before the RED Pyro could find you, you would find him!

The thought made you smile. With fifteen minutes till the battle started you set to finalizing every detail. Instead of cloaking and running to the RED Sniper's nest you would track around the RED base and disguise yourself as the RED Spy. Grabbing your tools and your invis watch you made your way over to the respawn room and waited. Before too long you were joined by your fellow teammates. The noisy din echoing off the tiled walls served as a comfortable distraction.

The memories of previous battles only fueled your determination. The disturbing memory of watching the previous battle's clean up flashed briefly across your mind. How from a distance you could see the enemy Pyro go digging around in the pile of corpses looking for something. You don't know why you stayed, why you watched him from afar. Maybe it was just morbid curiosity, or maybe it was just to simply be nosy. You weren't quite sure. But when the Pyro pulled your severed head from the pile you felt your knees wobble. The way he held your corpse in his arms seemed almost tender-like.

Shaking your head to clear your thoughts you readied your disguise. The voice of the Administrator signaling the start of the battle rang out loud across the field. Steeling your nerves, you cloaked yourself and headed out the door. Walking around the field, dodging bullets aimed for your fellow teammates you had only one objective in mind: to kill the RED Pyro.

Walking around the battlefield you noticed one thing that was odd. There were only eight RED's on the field. The Pyro was missing. Feeling a pit of dread well up in your abdomen you continued cautiously onwards. Finally making it inside the RED base you put on your disguise and walked freely through the halls. Every once in a while, the sound of soft footfalls from somewhere behind you made you put up your cloak in defense. Looking this way and that, there were no signs of anybody being nearby as far as you could tell.

"My nerves must be shot." Your soft voice sounded so quiet and yet so loud in the empty base.

Walking around, you couldn't find any signs of the RED arsonist anywhere. And it was really ticking you off.

Rounding a corner, you stopped dead in your tracks. There right in front of you, starring you down; like a mountain lion staring down its prey was the Pyro. Bringing a hand up to your face you adjusted your disguise, softly exhaling as you felt the paper between your gloved fingers.

"Ah, Bonsoir mon ami. I am just in here for a relaxing smoke."

Beads of sweat rolled down your masked face. Something wasn't right. The way he stared at you; something was wrong. Something here was very, very wrong. Trying to quell your rising panic you didn't notice how he took a small step forward. Then another, followed by another. Feeling your breaths increasing, you closed your eyes. Fight, flight or freeze. Three of the things that a spy should overcome if they ever wanted a chance to be successful in their career. Stopping in front of you the Pyro looked down at your disguised face. Being only a few inches shorter than him he still seemed to tower over you.

To Pyro, you looked so cute trying to disguise yourself as his friend. But he would always know who you disguised yourself as. After all you are his bestest friend. The way that you looked for him today seemed to prove that. Placing a heavy hand on your shoulder he pulled you into a hug. To you however, his hand pulled you into a chokehold. Feeling your mask slip off you flailed your arms and legs every way you could think of. Slipping free from his arms you ducked down and ran further into the base.

Feeling a smile rising to his lips he watched as you disappear as you rounded the corner. What a great friend you were; trying to find him first, then initiating a game of hide and seek. Oh boy! what fun! From the amount of time that passed from you searching him out to him choking you the battle was long over. The doors to the outside battle grounds were sealed shut. Finally happy to have his best friend over for a game of hide and seek and a sleep over he chuckled happily to himself. Oh, what a great time the two of you were going to have. Especially since the next scheduled battle would take place in a week. The idea of having a friend over for a whole week put some pep in his step.

You both were going to have a great time. Whether you liked it or not.

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Playing hide and seek with Pyro would be absolutely terrifying and so much fun at the same time!

[phobia-sweets]

Okay, so how would different villains react to a vigilante reader doing this to them in the middle of a fight

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRbq6LVV/

Also I absolutely adore your fic and writing, please and thank you, and have an amazing day

used the freedom of getting to choose myself to practice writing music meister :3

(also im glad(?) to inform you i got that video on my fyp like two hours after getting this request lmao)

OH AND THANKYOU THAT MEANS A LOT i hope you also have a good day!!!

General! Music Meister & Firefly x reader

Warnings & Notes: None?? i got carried away w firefly, not proofread (reader is a bit dumb at the end of firefly's part lmao)

MUSIC MEISTER

During your time as a vigilante, you had learned to always bring earplugs wherever you went, just in case if you bumped into him.

“You do know your trick doesn’t work on me, right?” You chuckled, adjusting your domino mask. The music meister – or Darius, had taken control of the Gotham city opera house, where the both of you currently were. Luckily for you there were no civilians present when he took control – except for some guards, Who had left – leaving you alone with him.

“One of these days, you will be the one to do my bidding” he started, “It’ll be just a matter of time.”

Now, technically taking care of him without anyone to control should be easy, but you didn’t really want to hurt him. But then again, What were the chances there actually were people there being controlled, but just hiding, waiting for you to attack? You wouldn’t put it past him to plan that, he was quite smart. “Why won’t you just be good for once and give up voluntarily?” You suggested, and was met with him chuckling. “If you won’t, I still have a card up my sleeve.”

“Oh?”

You walked closer to him, To which he didn’t react – planning something? Were you playing into a plan he had in his head? Fuck it, you already started going through with this, may as well go for it. You were maybe a meter away from him when you practically jumped up to him, placing a kiss on his lips. He made a sound of surprise, eyes wide as he looked at you, a sweet red creeping up to his cheeks.

Then you handcuffed him. “Sorry, Darius.”

GARFIELD LYNNS

Adding a cape to your uniform was one of the purely aesthetic choices you made. In your defense, capes were really cool. Unfortunately, They could be very inconvenient when they got stuck. Especially when there was a specific pyromaniac trying to immolate you. Trying to pull your cape from under some barrels that had fallen, you heard him -

“There’s going to be nothing but ash left when I’m done with you!” Firefly yelled, sharply inhaling as he landed a few feet away from you and adjusting his grip on his flamethrower. You turned to quickly look at your utility belt, spotting the butterfly knife on its usual spot. Turning to face Firefly, you sighed,

“We’re not done yet.” You straightened your back, watching as he walked closer. You took the knife, making sure he didn’t see it and starting to cut your cape off.

He laughed. “You will burn with gotham tonight-”

“Yeah, yeah, you’ve told me that quite a few times already.” You interrupted him, and regretted it almost immadietly when you felt the warmth of the flames from the flamethrower come dangerously close as he fired it for just a second.

“Any last words, hero?” You could practically hear the smirk in his voice, “before I melt your face off?”

“I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.”

“Heh heh, Too bad.” He laughed. You needed time. You knew that. If you didn’t find a way to either keep him talking or catch him off guard, you’d be as good as dead.

“Wouldn’t you prefer a nice slow burn over an explosion?” You questioned, Motioning to the barrels of… What ever was in them. You didn’t know, but it probably wouldn’t mix well with fire.

He stopped. Probably considering whether to blow you up or burn you. You cut the last bit of fabric off of your cape, free to move. Lunging towards Firefly, you pushed away his flamethrower, one risk taken care of. Now you just had to restrain him. You needed to catch him offguard. So you almost instinctively tried to place a kiss on his lips, but was met with the cold surface of his helmet. But hey, it worked. He stumbled backwards and you seized the opportunity to tackle him to the ground and tie his hands together.

“I could’ve taken my helmet off for that, hot stu-”

“Shut the fuck up.”

[the-only-maruca-chebota]

Hey y'all , I just found this human thing called a phone and this app is on it so I thought it wouldn't hurt to try.

A lot of the other elves are on here too.

My friends:

Sophie - @therealsophieelizabethfoster

Dex - @dex-the-smart-one

Keefe - @keefe--sencen

Ro - @hunkyhairs-backup

Fitz - @fitz-avery-vacker

Tam - @tam-shade-song @tam-song-the-shade (the songs are apparently triplets now)

Biana - @sparkles-make-anything-better

Linh - @linh--song

Stina - @im-just-cooler

Rayni - @your-black-cloaked-bestie

My Short Brother Cousin Thing - @flasher-boi-endal

The Jensi Twins - @jensi-babbles-lots @not-a-drooly-boy

Sophie's Bodyguard:

Sandor - @igowhereyougo

The Adults (yes Wylie and Rayni are adults but I don't care):

Elwin - @elwin-at-your-service

Alden - @alden-dendrick-vacker

Quinlin - @quinlin-sonden

Squall - @the-prettiest-ice-cube

Edaline - @edaline--ruwen

Livvy - @the-psychic-physician

Della - @yourfavoritevanisher

Calla - @callas-panakes-tree

Magnate Leto - @magnatetheleto

Blur - @blurrieidentities

Non-intellegent species

Silveny?????? - @therarestprattlespin

Iggy????? - @the-official-iggy-the-imp

Princess purryfins??? - @adorablevenom

Ella??? - @elephantinahawaiianshirt

King Dimitar(he gets his own category)

@king-dimitar

People We Dislike (and one who's supposed to be dead)

Fintan - @fintan-pyren

Ruy - @ruy-tonio-ignis

Lady Gisela - @lady-gisela

Vespera - @vespera-neci-foland

Gethen - @gethen-inar-ondsinn

The Official Neverseen Account(we don't know who runs it) - @neverseen-official

As well as @foxfire-official, @exillium, and @the-official-matchmaking-office

(the pfp is from imangierose on insta and the banner is by visible echo)

Oh, and if you want to talk to the real me I'm also @pyromaniac-on-caffeine what? No-I... I didn't type that... Hehehe, wait you're still reading? AH---

The rest of this post has been removed until Miss Chebota calms down.

[divineprank]

Hello everyone! ♥ 

Sorry for the lack of activity from me on this side of my blog! I just wanted to give you a small update and let you know what’s going on. Allow me to warn you that the following will contain descriptive mentions of chronic pain, advanced arthritis, skeletal injury, spinal injury, paralysis, shoulder dislocation, surgery, and shoulder replacement surgery. I am a caregiver for my physically disabled mother who normally struggles quite a bit with her usual physical limitations. Twenty years ago, she was in a horrible accident that left her partially paralyzed from an incomplete spinal cord break. She can walk and talk and feed herself, but she’s quite limited in her daily life and she is often in a lot of pain as a result. 

Unfortunately, as she’s grown older, she has developed arthritis in her left shoulder, like many of us do. Sadly, it’s progressed to a point that her arm has literally dislocated itself. You see, she has stage IV arthritis -- this is the worst “grade” your arthritis can be rated. Having stage IV arthritis means that the cartilage has completely worn down and now the bone has been grinding against bone. What this means for her is her shoulder bones have ground against each other so much that it is no longer physically possible for her arm to remain locked in her shoulder joint where it belongs naturally. Because of how bad her arthritis is, reducing the shoulder dislocation--that is, to set the arm back into place--is impossible. There is literally nothing for her skeleton to lock together, the shape of her shoulder anatomy has been permanently altered due to the progression of her arthritis. Since they can’t pop her arm back into place, she is facing a total shoulder replacement. Right now she is in an immense amount of pain and her usual limitations have been amplified ten-fold. So, I’ve been really busy with helping my already-limited mother maneuver life around basically having only one arm, as well as trying to manage her terrible pain until we can get this surgery taken care of. We’re almost there, she just needs a medical clearance from her lung doctor because she just got over COVID. 

To those of you who are waiting on the asks you sent me, and to those who are expecting some older threads I have drafted: I am still here, I am still present and I definitely want to write with you guys. Ganondorf’s muse is on fire and I want to be a pyromaniac! But things will be a bit slow from my end for a little while. I’ve just got a lot going on at home right now, haha.  Please don’t let that discourage you from reaching out, though! Even though it sounds like I’ve got a lot going on, writing is one of my favorite ways to decompress, so I’m still VERY open to receiving asks, getting tagged and talking through IMs (or Discord with mutuals!) right now! Plus, I’ll definitely still be chipping away at what I owe you guys! I’m hoping to get a bunch done by this weekend! But yeah! All this craziness aside, I am normally kind of a slow RPer, but with the situation at hand, I know I’m going to be even slower, so I’m writing this because I’m a little paranoid that I’m coming across as aloof. I want to be open and honest with you guys in case it seemed like I was procrastinating or ignoring anyone! Thanks for reading; I appreciate your understanding and I hope you all have a great night! :) 

[kikyan]

greetings and salutations, I’ll be fr I got so excited for this event I waited until midnight where I am to send this in. I’m sorry for being terribly down bad lmao. may I please have a yan matchup for haikuu and obey me?

I use they/them pronouns and I’m pansexual. my myers briggs type is INFJ and my star sign is taurus.

Im about 4’11..not to happy about it. I’m kind of introverted, and can be considered not a people person. I find life a little nihilistic. I’m into dressing in all black and taking a liking to gruesome and morbid things like slashers, analog horror, true crime, necromancy, anatomy, etc. I typically consider myself a "gorehound" ig. I also like to visit abandoned places just for fun, along with playing quite a few escape rooms. I just have a genuine comfort in the uncomfortable.

I’ve come to the conclusion I just scare people off. In reality, I’m intimidated by everyone around me and find it hard to start taking, which may or may not come off as rude to people.

when I become comfortable with someone I start to become really sarcastic and joke around with them with witty banter. most of my humor comes off really insulting, and I’m brutally honest, but I’ll apologize and say it’s a joke or I didn’t mean it if it becomes a problem. even though I do have a hard time understanding physical social cues.

lots of people don’t like me or stay away from me because of my rude behavior. I’m not good with overly sensitive or overly annoying people at all because of that, and I can’t stand kids. Idiocy can get on my nerves too sometimes. I’m a huge animal person though. I have my moments where I can get really feisty, or very quiet and closed off. I’ve been told I’m also a laidback person. I’ve also been told I never know when to quit, and I find I hold grudges for certain things.

I’m the type of person that has lots of opinions on things but I keep them to myself and bottle them up. If pushed far enough I’ll become unforgiving, and aggressive. especially with the types mentioned above.

I find the most comfort in just being in my room drawing, listening to music ( pierce the veil, deftones, system of a down, slipknot, rob zombie,,, sometimes radiohead, insane clown posse, jazmin bean or mother mother, etc. ), or even occasionally playing video games, reading, writing, or talking about a random conspiracy theory I have. I do acting in my spare time as a small hobby too, and I’m learning how to play electric guitar.

I’m a plushie maniac and when I fall asleep you can always see me cuddled up to one of them. I find it because I’m really touch starved. I also have this specific blanket I can literally not sleep without. Im also a caffeine addict, and I’m guilty of being very submissive and maybe even masochistic- and a bit of a pyromaniac. I dissociate or daydream a lot, so you can often catch me starring.

I suffer from a handful off mental and physical syndromes like adhd, insomnia, asthma, depression and anxiety. These have all been diagnosed professionally, and I’m definitely not trying to make myself "quirky". unfortunately health problems run in my family.

I’m very fidgety, and often bite the inside of my cheek or bounce my leg rapidly. you don’t need to rocmantasize this stuff ofc, but I think it’s good to know so the person can tolerate me.

you do get to this, thanks for your time. <3

I AM SO SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG OMG, I LITERALLY MOVED AND I WAS SO BUSY I AM SO SORRY!! Don't worry, if you're down bad then we're both down bad LMAO. Okay, I will say this, throughout my very extensive research and careful planning, I shall give you the match and a runner-up! For Obey me, we have Belphagor being the main match, and Satan being the runner-up! For Haikyu we have Kuroo with Sugawara being a runner-up! Lemme explain,

Assuming my research did me justice, as an INFJ you're an introverted yet intuitive person. You're someone who has opinions and ideals, basing your life off of them. These ideals and opinions have guided you and are the main basis for making decisions. Combining this with your sign, Taurus, I think you're someone who has a set path influenced by their ideas, opinions, and personal vision. You don't stray far from the path and despite being introverted, you seek to uplift those around you (those you're very close with) in your own way. You're honest and you don't beat around the bush, very set in your way and stubborn. You probably enjoy having a stable and consistent schedule and work hard to achieve any and all achievements. While you may find life to have no greater meaning, that doesn't mean you don't find life interesting. I'm certain you have passions and things you do that make up for it. You're not doing anything to prove to someone, you're doing this for yourself. I'm not saying you're a defender of justice or anything, but I feel like you're not one to let shit slide. I think when it comes to strangers, you may not care for what they think but when it comes to close relationships, that might be when you start to feel anxious.

Belphagor understands this. I'm not sure if you're caught up with the anime but it did touch on some things regarding lesson 16. In the last episode of the first season, Belphagor noticed how everyone was on edge with him. Walking around eggshells and treating him differently because of what happened. He noticed but said nothing until his feelings got the better of him and lashed out. Whenever he needs time away, he goes to the attic despite that being the place Lucifer had him imprisoned. He has a close connection with Beel and if they ever have a fight, he strives to fix it ASAP! I think Belphie understands what it's like to hold back. To be afraid of admitting things because he doesn't want to make it any more awkward than it already is. He's the sin of sloth which has been dubbed the sin of laziness but in reality, it is the lack of ability to do what is needed to be done. I think goes well with personality because you do what needs to be done (in a sense). You both help each other, you motivate Belphie to do things and he motivates you to take a break. Belphie would never judge you for what you enjoy and take comfort in because he's the same. I think you're a match because you're so similar but also so different from each other. Belphie would enjoy and respect any and all traits, I think the best thing about it is that Belphie understands a social battery and if you ever want to be alone with him, he'll treasure that. As a yandere, he would try to isolate you and take up your time. There's no comfort out there but with someone who understands you with Belphie, he's your comfort. You say you like horror and gore so hopefully, this imagery makes sense but have you heard of the idea of wanting to be inside someone? Not like sexual but hugging someone and having your limbs entangled, the desire to be held more and further to the point you're like inside and protected by them? I'm not weird I promise but that's the way I see him loving you. He'll try to be that plushie and that blanket that you can't sleep without. If you're ever angry, take your anger out on him. You say you're submissive and masochistic and I think Belphie would exploit that as I see him being sadistic and switch leaning to a dominant lover. Your relationship gets dark quick.

Runner-up, Satan! With Satan, I see him understanding where you're coming from in terms of ideals. You have a schedule and stick to it, overall someone who is organized (maybe not organized like planning wise but someone who has a specific way of doing things). Not to mention, Satan would love your sarcastic humor. Maybe the two of you could team up and shit on Lucifer! Unlike Belphie where dark and obscure just is up his alley, Satan might have to cozy up to enjoy your aesthetic and interests. He would never shame you for it, no, but he's not used to it. It's more like you're just there at the start of it all. Satan is composed and usually takes a calmer approach to things, but when angered it's destructive. The type to also bottle up his feelings but at the same time I'm split between him also speaking up. He would understand when you have a hard time picking up social cues (dw I do too we're literally the same) and since he doesn't have a hard time with conversation, he'll lead the conversation and help you when you're confused, it's moving along too fast, etc. I see Satan being one of the people you confess your theories with and maybe even get into passionate conversations about topics that you both enjoy. As a yandere, Satan wastes no time in showing you that he's the dominant one. Pay no attention to my past obey me headcanons as I will redo them because I've been getting more and more into obey me! Yandere Satan would do all he can to make sure you understand that you're inferior to him. He's the one in control but feel free to struggle, he likes that.

Okay now with Haikyu! Kuroo is the main match and while I haven't written headcanons of him but trust I will bring justice to his character as well as Sugawara (who is the runner up). I see Kuroo being someone who is drawn to such a strong and upheld nature but can also pick up that you're not the best in social situations. I can sense Kuroo might see himself in you a bit because if my member serves right, Kenma admits that Kuroo was worse than him in terms of social anxiety. Kuroo just found a hobby that he enjoyed and opened up a bit. With that being said, Kuroo would be the yandere for you! He supports you and your hobbies 100%!! Kuroo isn't one to judge and while he may joke a bit he doesn't ever mean to harm. He'd enjoy exchanging jokes and making sarcastic remarks with you. He would also enjoy the way you dedicate yourself to your craft, I feel like Kuroo is one of those people that truly light up when others are happy as well, just the vibes I guess. While Kuroo works hard to achieve the results he wants, he also knows when to take a break. Which is a really good thing if you ever get frustrated and want to see something through to the end. He's the one who provides guidance but doesn't strive to be a mentor but rather a close friend who you could always count on. He's very patient and honestly, I think when it comes to mental health he's the character I'd trust the most. As a yandere, he's very observant of you. He's able to pick up on the things that appear hidden to others like when you fidget, your leg bounces, and maybe any other behaviors you exhibit. He's observant and very careful in his planning, I don't see Kuroo being a dominant lover but rather someone who wants 50/50. You both matter and have to work together to keep the relationship working and he doesn't fall short of it, even if he has to gaslight you into thinking everything is perfect.

Suga was a runner-up and apparently, you have the same MBTI! I was a bit skeptical on adding him because the same MBTI would obviously make sense because you're so similar but I like to think that you and Suga(while similar) are on slightly different sides of the spectrum. Like Kuroo, he's patient but he would take on the caretaker role. Unlike Kuroo who wants 50/50 (despite being manipulative), Sugawara would take on the responsibility. Supports your hobbies as long as you aren't in danger of course! He lets his feelings bottle up as well so try not to get too close to him when they explode because it may have disastrous results. I want to say that he would borderline infantilize you, and make you seem as if you need him. He may even use your mental issues against you because he gives me the vibes of wanting to fix people and mold them to his liking. I see him taking a genuine interest in you, finding you so unique, and despite sarcastic remarks, you're lively and just. The way you have your beliefs and resemble hope of some kind, he wants to preserve that.

Hopefully you enjoyed this match up and thanks again for your support!!

[nanami-haruka1]

Intensity - Revivedbur x reader

Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Detailed depictions of wanting to kick wilburs ass, fluff at the end kinda

AN: i made this at 2:45 AM on a friday night so if it sucks ass im sorry

Word count: 1,201

It was known amongst the entire of the SMP that you despised Wilbur, who wouldn’t? He was a suicidal pyromaniac who blew up the same nation that he worked- no, FOUGHT for, and why? Because he was kicked out. And guess what - He hated you too, you were the first to leave his side, and for that he considered you a coward. And now look at you, sitting in L’manhole humming the tune of the L’manberg anthem trying to calm your nerves, after the explosion you haven’t quite been yourself and everyone could see that - maybe that's why everyone left you alone. After you left the revolution wilbur had somehow convinced the rest of the group that you were a traitor and plotting against them, it didn't help that soon after Eret betrayed them. Even though it had been so long since then you still were in deep shit, Tubbo and Tommy didn't trust you one bit, Niki avoids you at all costs, and the one person you used to hold so dearly is dead.

Then he came back.

You heard a ruckus not so far away and a loud voice with a familiar british accent, Tommy. But why would he be out here? Curiosity took over you and you followed him from a distance, you regretted it when you saw why he ran over. It was him, that fucking maniac, he was here - He was back.

You knew about the revival book and the coming back from the dead, but why would anyone want to revive Him? You saw everything, The way Tommy looked terrified as his brother moved around getting used to being alive again, the way Wilbur smiled and laughed once it finally processed in his head what happened, All of it. And it left you shaking, you were stronger than ever before now, mentally and physically, but he was too, and you didn’t know what was going on in his head anymore.

You aren’t very good at hiding because he saw you too, you only noticed when he looked in your direction and smirked. That sent you running, not out of fear necessarily but you figured everyone should know that he was here, even if nobody believed you now they would later.

You never would think that he would want you to help him build his new nation, he said that he would gather the old team back up and it could be like old times. The only reason you even thought about joining back up with him was because Tommy was with him - you still cared about tommy. You had a plan, if he started acting even a bit weird again you would set the whole place on fire and then run as far as you can. Actually you were wishing he would start acting more weird, you wanted to see the look of devastation on his face when You were the one to betray him this time. But you kind of had to thank him since you and Tommy were now on good terms due to all the time you had to spend together while building wilburs country without him.

-*~~Third person POV~~*-

Wilbur had came to y/n with a pretty simple task - Help him get wood, they had nothing better to do and Tommy was out so they told him to wait while they grabbed their axe and then the two headed off to the nearest forest. It was quiet, but only for a while - “Y/N, come over here for a second.” Wilbur had waved them over behind a tree, once Y/N was there he stared them down with a mischievous look in his eyes, to which they stared back but with a blank expression before breaking the silence - “What do you want Wil?” they said with a slight hint of annoyance, “just wanted to strike a conversation with you since we haven’t talked in so so long” he said and then faked looking hurt like their words had just stabbed him like his dad did (haha). Y/N rolled their eyes and folded their arms as if they had something they were waiting for - They didn't.

-*~~Second person POV~~*-

Wilbur slowly worked his way into your brain as the conversation dragged on, waiting for you to drop your guard so he could properly talk to you, apparently while he was in limbo he thought over what happened and wanted to be friends with you again, or so he says.

He revealed more about his current self and experiences in limbo in turn for you to talk about everything that's happened to you and the server while he was gone. You didn’t know what happened in between but now you and him were sitting next to each other watching the clouds as the sun set actually getting along with each other, you couldn’t help but stare at him, the more you stare the more you realize how attractive he is. As soon as he looked back at you you quickly looked away, not wanting to even let him think you would look at him, too bad he already saw.

“You sure got a staring problem don’t you Y/N” He chuckled and turned on his side to look at you as you sat up trying to hide your face from him, “Fuck off, asshole” You mumbled and punched him in the arm.

And just like that you two began to get along and hang out more, each passing day was spent together, be it working on the new nation or just in each other's company in general, you enjoyed all of it.

One day wilbur tells you to go to the new nation at 7:35 because he has to tell you something, you simply nodded your head albeit you were confused why you had to wait for him to tell you something. Two hours before it was time to go you began getting ready, you didn’t know if it was a formal occasion or not so you just dressed in a hoodie and shorts - after making sure everything you were wearing was clean and you were too you put on your shoes and went on your way.

When you got there it was 7:36 but Wilbur was nowhere to be found, you looked everywhere until you stumbled upon a sign, ‘Turn around - Wilbur’ Confusion was plastered on your face but you were curious as to what prank wilbur had set up for you, so you turned around. It was not a prank or another sign, it was him.

“Y/N, date me.” He held out his hand for you with a wide grin, it was like the sun was radiating off of him, the mere sight of him almost blinded you “Take my hand and we can be together forever, we can be happy together.” He spoke once more. You couldn’t lie, you were on the verge of tears, without hesitation you took his hand. You didn’t know how or why but he had stolen your heart, and when you looked at his smile and bright eyes you knew you had stolen his heart as well.

:)

[violetpunk666]

i had a busy day today and only just got a chance to log on, to find not 1, not 2, not even 3, but 4 new empires smp episodes to watch!

imma go in the rough order in which they came out so...

Mythical Sausage Empires SMP ep.46 live blogging, HERE WE GO!

that title scares me 👀 because as I've said I'm really enjoying this series and I don't want it to end qwq

however I'm excited to see how they wrap things up, and even more excited by the idea of a potential season 2!

wow "invitation only" how prestigious Gem 👀 /sarc /lh

HOLY F-

your telling me sir carlos wasn't always a chicken?!?

Sausage you can not just drop information like that!!! asdfghjkl /nm

he's been one for thousands of years tho apparently... wait but sausage said he was a human and neither human or chicken have a life expectancy that long?? asdfghjkl

prolly some bloodsheep magic or some shit I stg /hj

i noticed this in Katherine's video and in sausage's vid its even clearer

but sir the flower you tried to take was a cornflower and that's a blue orchid asdfghjkl

that is however the flower Katherine took a guess and gave you when you asked her for "medicine" (which I still don't think worked like you wanted)... 👀

OH-

and the bloodsheep are cannibals-

well sort of- it wasn't the exact same species but it was a different kinda sheep so does that count as cannibalism?

LMAO of course sausage and fwhip immediately turn to destructive magics

though i headcanon gem specializes in fire magic (cause she has flame on her staff thing and in my head she's shooting fireballs with it) and fwhip asked about fire magic...

✨Roseblings~✨

yes im connecting something out of nothing

no i do not care /lh

LMAO "necromancy?" idk why that specifically got me XD

er- no i think i have an idea but its not in words-

LMAO

Gem: its very important that you two learn to focus on your studies

My brain: haha e!fWhip has ADHD headcanon go brrrrrrr~

(that headcanon i think might extend to gem and other characters but fwhip is the only one I've firmly decided on really)

i get the vibe that Gem didn't wanna have to deal with her brother and sausage's shenanigans whist she's trying to teach so she just dumped them onto katherine like "GOOD LUCK!" asdfghjkl

she only invited fwhip cause she was legally obligated to as his sister asdfghjkl (headcanon)

"not yet"

👀 wait what- Katherine? asdfghjkl

what do you mean "no explosions yet"?!? 🤣

─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.☪ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

LMAO KATHERINE

WHY ARE YOU JUMPING STRAIGHT TO THE DESTRUCTIVE STUFF EVEN THOUGH YOUR TEACHING THESE TWO XD

─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.☪ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

"I like these flowers, these flowers are fun"

i love him asdfghjkl /p

─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.☪ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

LMAO SAUSGE'S SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION IS -100 XD

fwhip being the pyromaniac that we know and love and sausage repeatedly trying to jump into it

"actually, if you want to, you could burn sausage a little bit to hurt him"

more unhinged murderous katherine crumbs~ /hj

asdfghjkl- ok, but no, I get where she was going with this, but its just the way she said it- XD

─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.☪ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

OOP- 👀

i wasnt expecting for sausage to actually be able to fit that whole flower in his mouth and eat it

and i wasnt expecting katherine to be so chill about it when he said he was going to-

oh-

thats fitting for sausage's new self proclamed mythland flower-

so basically like rolling on the wild magic table then? I don't know much about that other then its existence and playing with someone who's character only rolled magic on said table one campaign, but from what i know it kinda sounds like that lol

oh-

sausage summoned a skull of the ẅ̵̧̦͇̖̻͑̊͊͂ͅa̵͔̟̿̃̔͊̚t̴̖̓c̴͈̻͇̗̤̅͛͜ḩ̶̛͕̫̜̝̜͙̑̈͆̽̆͂͋͜ę̶͕̲̳̖̬̞̂̎r̷͍͇̦̟̟͈̰̅ strange being that crashed onto the server, and then disappeared again, a few days ago~

oop- uhh... awkward-

your a murderer! but we didn't expect any less

asdfghjkl SAUSAGE!

it was just an accident tho qwq

GATE'S OPEN!

DARK SAUSAGE IS IN MYTHLAND!

oh-?

that's a different Bubbles(the dog)

[zuffer-weird-girl]

To conpesate the sadness:

Love bites

You made a mistake.

Huge fucking mistake.

When your pyromaniac boyfriend was with his back to you one day you just casually tip toed until you were at his back and hugged him from behind. The brunnete only hummed bit continued to drink his tequila... you pouted at the lack of attention and just decided to bited on his scarred neck whoch resulted the bad ass Dabi to actually yelp and drop his drink.

Everyone on the compound could surely had heard your screams and squeals when dabi chased you around.

That was months ago. Months.

And there you were. Running from the male to hide yourself and avoid actualli being bitten.

Seriously. Ever since you did this aparentoy dabi had discovered that bitting you as revenge was way more fun than he expected.

Casually cooking for the league? He would slap in the ass and a bite on your neck.

Eating? He straight up would bite your cheek, not caring if he had food or not on his mouth the freacking idiot.

Cuddling? Biting.

Just laying your legs on his? Good luck, he is going to grab your feer, tale off your ahoe if you're wearing any and bite your FEET.

Sex? You got it. He descovered the wonders of biting kink

You watcbed carefully your shared room with Dabi and sighed in relief at seing he was not there. Plopling yourself down on your stomach and picking up your phone to mess on the internet. Snorting at the news and then at some old photos the photographers did while the league was still hiding on Kurogiri's bar. The silly faces Toga, Twice and Spinner did while on the mission as yourr boyfriend was far away with his "i dont give a fuck" face while burning a building down".

"Smooth blue flame." You cooed to yourself as you carresed Touya's face on the phone.

"You think so?"

You shrieked beforeyou felt the said male dropping on your back and grabbing onto your waist. Notocing how he was drenched in sweat and ashes.

"Ew no Dabi get away! Gross!" You jokingly pushed his face away from your neck as he groaned before biting softly onto your fingers "DABI!"

"What?" He groaned with an annoyed look "Just got through hell and back out there and cant even greet my dollface? Damn Im hurt." Hee proposely nuzzled his dirty hair on the side of your face as you started giggling almost maniacally.

"Go take a shower first you jerk!" You manage to speak through laughter as he gave you a dry chuckle before lifting you up as you yelped and squirmed before he put you down on the bed to atttack your face with sloppy kisses all over.

"S-Stop it! Stop it! Daaabiii!" You whined his name and squealed when he tried to tickle you. But to your relief he stopped soom after, his stupid and beautiful smirk on his face as he hovered over you "What's gotten into you to be in such a good and even playfull mood?"

"Am I such an asshole as a boyfriend to not make you happy liek this?" It was in a playfull tone of his the question, but you could sense a tiny little bit of insecurity.

"No no, dont get me wrong! You ARE an asshole but you make me happy anyways." He snorted before chucckling and touching your forehead with his while you both giggled.

Soon you opened your eyes to see turquoise one staring back at yours almost lovingly. He made the moves to kiss you as you smiled and did the same, waiting for his half scarred lips to mold into yours while vlosing your eyes.

... only to open them in shock when he bited on the tip of your nose making you blush in both anger and embarrassment.

"YOU FUCKING DICK!" You kicked him as he howled in laugher at the other end of the part as you crossed yours arm and huffed.

"S-So fucking worth it!" He swore he could wipe a tearright now if his tear ducts only were intact.

"I hate you." You spoke but soon broke into a smile. Dabi's laughter was rare but it was a melody to your ears. Didn't matter if you were the motice or not.

"Aw cmon doll." He spoke through chuckles while getting to you and hugging your frame close to his chest "You started all this."

You just bited his chest as he cursed you, lifting your cheek with a scowl as you smiled cheekly.

"You fucking brat."

"Says who again?" You smiled cheekily as he rolled his eyes and went to kiss you only to groan at feeling your hand instead of your lips.

"Go shower. You're stinky." He sighed while walking towards the bathroom and rubbing the back of his head.

"And I thought you loved me."

"Go and we can kiss and even other things later you big baby." He glanced at you for a moment before smilling.

"Sure. I could leave some more marks on that pretty body of yours anyway."

"DABI FOR GOD'S SAKE!"

.....

I know i know Dabi is Way too OOC on this one pls dont kill me

[saigonharrington]

uhh hey so this is probably the first time ive ever requested anything in tumblr and im kinda nervous but can u do 🍀 for me?? a male ship from either tw or hp since im a fan of both

so i just turned 18 a few days ago. my hogwarts house is hufflepuff and i am a pretty shy and awkward kid. ive always had trouble opening up and letting people in but once i do, i can be very attached and carefree around them. i love superheroes, scifi and fantasy movies and i can be a little bit of a geek. i enjoy late night talks, warm baths, laughing over inside jokes, pasta and i absolutely hate cheesy things.

so yeah i think thats it. im sorry if that’s too much

thank youu and congrats on 100 followers! 🤍

Hi darling, thanks for your request! No, it’s not too much ☺️ you could write even more.

But back to ships, I decided that I can do a ship not only from teen wolf but also harry potter.

Let’s start with Harry Potter.

I ship you with… Dean Thomas

I feel like Dean isn’t the most extroverted, yet he has the confidence to tell the girl that he likes her

I think he would get a little afraid of your response, messing some words but that boy is so charming, believe me.

Seamus being his wingman, made them sit next to you and your friends on a casual day in the great hall when you were eating dinner.

Thanks to Seamus, who talked to you first, Dean opened up and showed his funny and careless side, admitting that he likes you.

He didn’t realize that he said that for the first minutes.

But boy when he finally understood he was blushing a lot. LIKE A LOT.

He found it cute that you had trouble with saying some things and all of your statements were thoughtful

It became a tradition that even if you two hadn’t had the lessons together, he waited for you in front of the class, wanting to catch you for a little chat about anything.

You got comfortable with him very quickly, making many, many inside jokes that only two of you understood, and cracking because of them in the most inappropriate moments

Considering the fact that Dean was an artist, he would draw you so often, focusing on details that made you beautiful, and he wasn’t afraid to say it, even though he wasn’t so sure of his skills when you saw his works for the first time.

Dean liked reading the comic books, for some time of his life he thought that he’s a muggle, so he knows superheroes as well as you, both of you always argued which one is the best (but it was only playfully)

I’m pretty sure Dean likes neck kisses. Both, giving and receiving. It makes the boy go crazy

When the two of you were watching movies, both of you commented on everything and laughed when something didn’t make sense

I feel like he could be very dorky and there was no time for boredom, because his friend was a freaking pyromaniac and made your lives more interesting…

Now to the teen wolf!

I ship you with… Isaac Lahey!

I got only a little bit inspired by your username, but reading the description made me think “that SCREAMS Isaac Lahey” and here’s an explanation

Well, depending on his era, the pre-werewolf one or after he got bitten, he still was a little bit awkward, talking only when it’s needed but he really often mentioned something funny, turning everything into a joke and that made you have a crush on him

When he likes someone, he’s not afraid to admit that, and I bet he told about it to Scott right after he realized that he likes you too much

Not gonna lie, the first conversations between you two were a little weird, because neither of you were sure if you crossed the line with jokes

But you made it through and then everything was just a pure chaos, laughing even about your past traumas.

Isaac had his problems (as we know) and he didn’t have anyone to talk to then so he made sure that you knew that he is always there for you, ready to listen about your issues

Knowing that he’s a geek too, he would love to read with you and watch movies, getting way too excited with everything, getting into the film like it’s his own life

He had only problems with chemistry so if you wanted him to tutor you in something else, he would be eager

Sometimes the two of you would have little fights when doing school related stuff, but it was quickly solved and the reason to laugh later

He would love to talk with you at night. That’s the only time when he found it easier to open up and be honest, sharing with you all his about the future and being a werewolf, also, dreaming about the future with you

If you say something about taking baths with you, he would be so in… I mean, life in Beacon Hills is stressful, and everyone knows that baths are relaxing...right?

I take no criticism but I think Isaac is a great cook. He doesn’t cook too much but definitely gets you surprised when he does it, and each dinner is delicious.

Obviously you wearing his lacrosse shirt with his surname on it

He gets butterflies when you do that

He is not the person who likes public affections, but he shows you his love in a subtle way, caring about you, confessing his love, talking with you and complementing a lot

I’m sorry I didn’t write more, while I was focusing on those requests i realized i have to study 🤢 so the rest of the requests (mostly ships) might be done tomorrow or even later 😪 but im trying!!!

join the sleepover party

[sourbkg]

⇢ outrunning karma - alec benjamin

 ⤷ send in a song + character from bnha or haikyuu

 ⤷  request: 8 + Dabi please 🥺👉🏻👈🏻ily

 ⤷ pairing: dabi x reader 

 ⤷ warnings: angst, death,im sorry, implied that dabi is a toya if u squint, pyromaniac dabi 

 ⤷  word count: 473

He didn’t expect to make it this far. He didn’t expect to be alive this long. Thinking his quirk would kill him sooner rather than later, or maybe that shithead Endeavor would be the last thing he sees. But no, God would never be so kind to kill him quickly. Or alone, at that. 

Fate wanted to watch him suffer. Fate wanted him to go through trials and tribulations, and wanted him to know there’s no real place for someone like him; a villain. 

And he was expected to watch his friends die with him. The people he cared about, dare he say loved, die. Become part of the ash and dust and rubble like the building surrounding him and there was no one to blame but himself. 

To his dismay, you were part of that ash and rubble. He couldn’t control his anger when he saw Endeavor, he couldn’t stop himself from the spite that grew in his chest, the hatred of all the things he did- he thought he was alone. He wasn’t. You always tried to ensure he wasn’t, despite his best efforts to keep you away. It seems that was your downfall. 

He doesn’t know what happens to you inbetween, too hellbent on wrecking as much havoc as he can to the man in front of him, while waiting on the order to fall back. Dabi wants Endeavor to recognize him, he wants him to know this is a monster he created. A satisfied grin settles on his features when he knows Endeavor’s realized. 

Then, Kurogiri’s calling them back, opening a portal for him to disappear behind while listening to Endeavor’s screaming of him escaping. It closes, and he’s left to face the damage he’s caused, the real damage. You’re lying on the floor, Toga at your side sobbing. He doesn’t pick up why immediately, still riding the high that fighting Endeavor brought about but-

You’re not moving. It doesn’t take an idiot to piece together why. The dirt clinging to your clothes, the ash sticking to your skin, the burn marks trailing up your left side. You’re still breathing, but it’s faint. Shallow. Barely audible. No one’s moving, no one’s helping, but he can’t blame just them. He isn’t moving either. Feet glued to the floor. 

Toga’s the only one who snaps out of it, wailing for Kurogiri or Shigaraki to get help, but you were the help. You were their healer, and now that you’re hurt, there’s no one to turn to. 

He noticed the exact moment your breathing stops. It has his fists clenching and him turning on his heel, leaving their hideout. Spinner calls out to him and he ignores it. He did this. This is his fault, everything is his fault. 

How dare he try to find happiness when he doesn’t deserve it? 

[sxpiosexualx]

"dreading j0nerys" anon here. Agree w everything you said. If D&D were writing the ending I believe theyd end w a targaryen restoration/truwuv cause they're so far up d@ny's ass but I refuse to believe that's where grrm is leading the story. Like you said, the little details in the book that point towards jonsa need to be there for a reason right? Showwise, there's just nothing there to explain why Jon would like D@ny, lust? eh, possibly but not love, As others have noted, Jon isn't supposed 1/4

to be like every other man, yet we’re supposed to believe that like every other man he’s fawning over d@ny. If you have to spell it out by having other characters say ooh her good heart then you know that your story isn’t convincing but theyve done it before with characters who spend less time together so why is it so hard this time? are you telling me that Kit really cant act in love with d@ny? sure there’s something like chemistry but cant be that hard to smile at someone, to have some kind 

of fondness in your eyes. What was the point of Jon’s character if he just because another dude to worship d@ny. really hope that he’s playing her because i refuse to believe that this is where Jon’s story supposed to go, to love a lizard who also killed his bff’s dad and brother. I actually tried reading some fic to try&understand the appeal but these people legit believe that its accurate characterisation to have jon say that he doesn’t care about his family anymore, do they even know jon?

fics a place where you can show your interpretation but don’t say youre doing things according to canon&then have a Jon that doesn’t care about his family cause he’s fucked someone a few times, Jon basically becomes vessel for d@ny’s needs not an equal character. learned my lesson, i guess, that i shouldnt venture to that side of the got fandom. Sorry for/ ignore my huge incoheren rant, just wanted to respond&rant really because I dont have anyone to rant to about this irl. thx for listening

P.s. thanks for your response to my ask/rant. Sometimes I just need to hear it from someone else. I didn’t even get into the whole northern restoration thing in regards to J0nerys cause Ive already spammed your inbox enough and that just a whole 10 page rant waiting to happen and I’ll spare you that :p basically, motto to live by the next 1,5 years: we know no king and queen but the king and queen in the north, whose names are Stark! Now Im really gonna shut up&leave you in peace!

Hello again anon! It’s fine, I totally get it lol. I don’t really have people to vent to irl either, luckily tumblr lets me get involved with the fandom without annoying people who don’t understand the appeal on my other socials/platforms hahaha.

Yeah the progression of J/D really bothered me because I didn’t… see how Jon would find her appealing? You could mark it off as him not meeting the other side of her yet thus the vague “they’ll see you for what you are” line during 7x06 but… still… it’s so ugly to think that Jon would succumb to lust??? Like this is Jon Snow. He’d put duty over love any time, and the only exception is if his family is involved(like him ‘forsaking’ his vows to the watch because of what he thought was arya) which means family means a great deal to him. It always has and always will.

I just… refuse to believe he’d be dumb enough to think it’s a good idea to complicate the alliance especially considering he needs her to ride her dragons soon - why risk a pregnancy??? This is honestly why I’m only gonna accept that J/D happened if it really was Jon trying his best to get her to commit to the cause fully because he knows she’d be invested in him and that’s a better promise that she’ll keep to her word. Like, yes, okay, I get it the show’s made a point to make every single male character fall madly in love with D*enerys because fuck it she’s just TOO irresistible but jesus this is Jon Snow. Jon “I will never father a bastard” Snow or does the show just not give a shit.

Were his targaryen genes just so strong he couldn’t NOT bang her?

I’m really hoping his thought progression went something like:

> okay she doesn’t believe me fuck I need to up my game

> she just went off and burnt her enemies gods I need to protec my fam from this pyromaniac

> oh she’s grown fond of me… ok cool

> fuuuck I got her dragon killed…

> ok I’ll offer her the north but only bc I feel terrible and also hopefully she’ll either decline or spare us since I offered

> hold up she saw the night king and his army and still is occupied by this petty war??? fuck I rlly gotta do something to make sure she’s with me

> ok jon ask her again about how barren she is

> shit shit shit fuck ok I’m doing this I gotta give her the d, do it for the north

because otherwise what the fuck lmfao

[notlikelyheroes-blog]

Chapter Three: Activation

Swampy:

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Boy am I tired, I probably could have gotten another hour of sleep before waking flint, but I know we have things to do today. As I traverse our hideout I hear the newbie screaming in his room, I take it was a rough night for him. Good thing he won't stop screaming because I have no idea where his room is, and he is making it a lot easier. Flint didn't leave bed she said i could take him to the activator room, and explain everything to him, and she will meet up with us after. I don't blame her, it's going to be a struggle explaining this to him, and she has a very short temper, and I won't get as flustered explaining it as she does. I finally reach the door to his room, and take a second to observe him, he is around the same as us, but sure does act like a kid. He had a buzzcut and looked to be a mix of two races, not sure which two, but i'm sure he will be happy to answer my inquiries after he is done screaming. I creek open the door, and for about one second i thought he was gonna stop screaming, but boy was I wrong. He just kinda kept going, so i proceeded anyways. Getting closer i noticed how his eyes were bloodshot from his lack of sleeping, and probably because all the smoke his body took in the night before. I decided to pull up a chair next to his bed that way he can see that i'm not there to hurt him. He didn't seem to care how friendly I was, he wasn't going to stop yelling until he understood everything going on, and it's difficult to explain that to him while he is screeching at the top of his lungs like a baboon. I reach into my hoodie and pull out one of our most advanced gadgets, it has the ability to make anyone be quiet, it goes by the humble name "duct tape." I unraveled a mouth size length of it, and gently set it across his mouth.

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So now all I have to talk over is his muffled screams. "Bare with me this is going to be a long explanation." When he finally stopped fidgeting and freaking out, I noticed his twitches, and agitations of just laying still, and doing nothing. "Ok so where do I begin, you technically aren't human, and neither are flint and me." When his eyes widened, and he began screaming again, i realized that wasn't a very good spot to start, but i continued nonetheless. "We are human, but only about half, and before you ask 'but swampy what are we then?' I have no idea. One of the council members that used to work here told us that none of us know what we are, and the only people that know are the people who we refer to as alphas, but i'll explain them later. We titled our little difference from humans, our kinship, and because of that everyone who is like us go by the name 'Kin'. I honestly don't like the names, but I wasn't the wont to decide 'hey let's all live like wolves, and rank ourselves accordingly.' I hope you're following along." he let out a louder muffle. " Correct the ranks go as such ; From the highest rank to the lowest it goes, Alpha, Council, Kin which is like me and flint, and then there are the not activated, which is you." He looks to have calmed down a bit, so i figure why not take off the duct tape. When I take the duct tape off he screams at me for a bit, which is fine because i would do the same thing if i was kidnapped by half human weirdos. Finally he asked a question that wasn't riddled with obscenities, and I could make out what he was actually trying to figure out. "What do you mean im not activated?" Which was as blunt of a question as I could hope for. "Well you see when we are found by a kin they offer to activate us, and what that basically means is they turn an interest of ours into a power. So for example flint was a pyromaniac, and was actually found by a council member because she burnt down an old abandoned house for fun." he looked slightly confused, and asked "so we get to choose what our power is based on?" I sigh "sadly not, the machine does that on its own. The machine is titled 'The Activator' for obvious reasons. There are quite a few activators, but before i explain them, i'd like to explain a more crucial part of this whole ordeal."

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"You see just like in humanity there are people who think they are better than others, and that causes problems because we are created to live on this earth together. So just like humanity has wars and terror, we have war and terror. There is an organization known as gammas, and they are also Kin. Their idea of humans is not of the highest, and they think that they should not have to live on the same earth as a race that is so worthless. They are evil, and should not be trusted. They will try and manipulate you, and make you hate humans if you aren't careful. People like me, flint, and the council are known as omegas, and we fight to protect mankind. While us omegas and gammas are distracted with our problems, humans expanding knowledge, and inventing. So we need them just as much as they need us. " He looks like he understood everything, and that's good because now I'm at a hard part to explain. "So back to the activators. There are many activators. Although both Omega, and Gamma have quite a few, there are some differences in ours. Since they are further in technology their activators have no issues, while ours have just about two major ones. When you step into a Omega activators a few things will happen. In the first hour the machine will find out what aspect of you should be activated, so for me it was my love for plants, and for flint is was her love of fire. Next the activator will start a lengthy process of enhancing that one aspect of you, and this is the part where humans would die because the activator would crush their minds trying to enhance one of their interests. Now is when the two negatives come into play, the first negative is that the process of activating will change one aspect of your appearance as well. For me it bleached my hair permanently, and made my pupils this light green color. For flint it gave her the whole red and grey hair look. The second negative is that our machine can alter one other random thing for better or worse. We can't seem to figure out how it determines what its going to change, or if it will be for the better. I got kind of screwed, and lost all of my memory, I do sometimes dream of what i believe to be memories, but I can't tell if they are or not. Flint got pretty lucky, and only became more hyperactive which is probably for the better. Although there are these negatives, us omegas we do it anyways because when you come out of the gamma machines you are imprinted as one of them, and you will evidently hate humanity."

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"Now that i'm done explaining its up to you to decide if you want to get activated with us, or wait until they get a hold of you, and activate as a gamma. If you wanna get activated with us just leave this room and take the first left and then the first right me and flint will be in their waiting for you. If you rather wait for the Gamma to find you, the exit is down the stairs which you'll see is right when you leave this room, and then the main exit should be directly on your right when you reach the bottom of those stairs." I got up and left the room immediately, I wanted him to make his own decision, and if I stay in their too much longer I'd influence him more than i'd like. When i reach the room I told him to meet me and flint in I find flint sitting with her feet on the table waiting for me. "Hey swampy, sorry it took so long, had to give our old buddy john his breakfast." John is this guy about our age, who seems to already be activated, but we can't tell on what side. He encased himself in darkness so we can't really see his physical features, but by his voice we can tell he is about our age. We captured him in new zealand when we found a whole small village encased in darkness. Now he sits in a room by himself playing with shadows. We ask him if he is good, or bad, but  he doesn't seem to even know. He also doesn't know who activated him, so just to be safe we keep him in that room. A few minutes pass and still no sign of the newbie, I wonder if he already left, and we are just waiting here for no reason, or if he is still making his decision. Me and flint make tea while we wait for him, and my eyes start to drift off, probably because I woke up really early to surprise flint, and I also had to be ready to explain this whole thing to our new friend.

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so I’ve been reading the hyyh notes and.... I really don’t understand anything. they purposely made it all over the place and messy so it’s extremely confusing to follow a plot? im so confused?

spoilers under the cut if you don’t wanna know what they’re about yet

so far I’ve read L and O ver. and some of the notes are the same but ?? 

namjoon moved towns? he has a thing with the hair tie girl? but not really? 

yoongi’s mom passed away when he was a kid? his mom died in a burned house? his dad is an asshole? he smoked... his house burned? idk if he burned it or something? or since then he’s pyromaniac and shit?  he quit school and that’s when he broke apart from the group? there’s also a reference of the girl in the highlight reel bc of lollipops and she gave him a t-shirt he doesnt really like but he still wears it ~cute~ 

he’s also drunk? references to the short film from wings??? but that one is described kinda like a dream i really don’t get it

ALSO EVERYTHING IS SO  GAY 

jungkook is like... yoongi’s boy and a teacher slapped him and then yoongi was gonna fuck that teacher up and that’s why he got expelled? jungkook has a stepfather and a stepbrother that beat him up??? his mom doesn’t care??????? jungkook then has a thing for getting beated up? he misses yoongi as hell ?? fucking really suicidal at a point?? 

JIMIN AND HOSEOK’S ARE SO CONFUSING AND SAD

hoseok IS A DAMN ORPHAN?????????? HE’S FRIENDS WITH JIMIN AND HE FEELS HOW JIMIN’S MOM DOESNT LIKE HIM???? 

is jimin diabetic? he says things about being sick and hoseok helped him when he had a seizure and that would explain why he started bleeding SO much in the highlight reel just from a cut. jimin kinda sounds like.. he’s jealous of Hoseok’s dancing skills? or not really jealous he just wants people to look at him like they look at Hoseok which does go back to the things that happened between jimin/hoseok/girl in the highlight reels

jimin’s note in O ver about being in the hospital is really scary and I want to fucking know what it means!!!!!

taehyung’s is half sad half cute? first he has that encounter with his dad, gets beaten up almost killed? it’s scary af? and the other one is about the girl in the highlight reels following him around? but we still don’t know who she is?? 

yeah apparently it doesn’t say she/her anywhere but those are like...clear references of the highlight reels unless they are just trying to fuck us up and there are no girls at all 

jin talks about those smeraldo flowers and they confirmed it IS HIM who went to buy the smeraldos at the flower shop (from that blog post we got months ago) THE NOTE ABOUT HIS DAD AND THE SCHOOL’S PRINCIPAL IS CREEPY AS FUCK I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON BUT IT’S SCARY?!? it felt like his dad and the principal are abusive to him but idk 

jimin/hoseok and jungkook/yoongi are the ones that actually talk about each other the others are just like...living their life? it would really help if we got a fucking timeline 

also before all of this it always seemed like tae was the one that crumbled things up and from then the group started to fall apart but these notes dont really show any of that? everything just fell apart on its own lol 

idk if they make it all over the place to show that things are happening in different timelines? idk I’l wait for translations of V and E vers.