#this is what I got so far

[trashogram]

How would I improve Stolas & Stolitz?

For Stolas:

• Have him doing princely things and carrying out royal duties? Have him actually be busy with his job? Have other characters treat him with some esteem as a royal and powerful figure?!!

• Have him show sympathy and/or basic decency toward his staff of imps and hellhounds right off the bat OR as he becomes closer to Blitzø, have Stolas visibly treat them nicer

• Do not rely on mental health issues like depression to make Stolas sympathetic — I’m not saying Stolas can’t have depression, but depression is not an excuse for entitled, selfish behavior. Nor is any other mental condition.

• Don’t use the women in his life as tools to develop or regress his character

> Have him actually be respectful of Octavia’s feelings and input, have him contemplate his treatment of others because of her presence in his life — and give him a Come To Jesus Moment where he realizes he’s been misusing her inheritance and how awful that is

> Don’t make Stella out to be pure evil just so you can have her physically and sexually assault Stolas so that it further victimizes him. It’s disgusting and unnecessary

> You don’t need to make Stella evil to make Stolas sympathetic — have her and Stolas just not be in love anymore. Show that Stella has concubines but she and Stolas still get on relatively amiably. They both love their daughter and can co-parent. Stolas isn’t going to come across as the villain for falling in love with someone else this way. It’s cakey but not as offensive.

• Have there be clear consequences to his actions like giving the grimoire to I.M.P. — if Stolas’s deal with Blitzø is found out, who is he going to get in trouble with? I want to know and I want the threat to be clear and visible

For Stolitz:

• Show positive interactions between Blitzø and Stolas ONSCREEN — not just in texts and dialogue implying what hasn’t been shown

• Have them talk about anything other than sex or romantic love (again, onscreen!)

> Potential bonding ideas: have Blitzø see or be aware of Stolas’s soap operas and make fun of them, only to later be emotionally affected by the show much to Stolas’s delight

> Have Stolas try to understand Blitzø’s love for horses. Show Stolas reading about equestrian matches or different horse breeds, or fuck it, have Stolas greet Blitzø during the Full Moon deal with a bunch of cowboy props and pitch role play ideas, just something! Anything!

• A very simple thing that could work to this pairing’s advantage — have Stolas acknowledge that Blitzø doesn’t like to be called ‘Blitzy’ and Stolas apologizes then stops. He never does it again, and therefore shows he can listen and change his behavior for someone he cares about

• Stolas treating M&M with enough courtesy to acknowledge when they fucking speak to him because they’re important in his love interest’s life AT THE VERY LEAST

• Have him ask about Loona or show an interest in how she’s doing. Stolas can offer to have a Father-Daughter day where he and Blitzø take their daughters to the mall or something

• No childhood friends to lovers plot line. It was pointless — the kids didn’t really bond or have a connection, human trafficking took place, the sequence didn’t even end properly, and the only real thing of note was that Stolas is apparently Paimon’s child in this universe

> If you’re gonna age down Stolas to make him and Blitzø more compatible and the ship less icky, fine. But use it better — show them having daddy issues side-by-side without forcing them to interact. Have Stolas visibly rely on and get along better with the imps on staff than his own dad, and the audience can see that he’s a disappointment child just like Blitzø

• No Bee/Vortex and keep Fizz/Asmodeus under wraps so it at least LOOKS like a demon prince and an imp is an unthinkable combination because of class distinction

[transingthoseformers]

What do you think Mama Megs was like during the carrying process for Requiem? :3

Considering the au and continuity?

He was a menace, well he's always a menace but this time a pregnant menace

Morning sickness hit him harder than he anticipated

You know all those things you're not supposed to eat while pregnant? There's definitely Cybertronian equivalents of a "Do Not Eat" list and so many things Megatron craved were on it.

"I will do as I please, frag you🤬" is a phrase he has said multiple times during this time period.

He kept making a bed nest then proceeded to knock it all on the floor in his sleep. Rinse and repeat.

I am absolutely snatching the idea of him needing to stay off his feet more in the later stages off of a fic, so I feel like it's the return of his throne but in his fucking living room or something. Imagine it is literally the same throne too.

part of me wants to suggest that while Megs was carrying Requiem hardly moved, just as a little detail to worry Megatron and Optimus (nothing was actually wrong with her though)

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me

[lotus-pear]

he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣

[hinamie]

quick itfs sketch page

[bloominglegumes]

i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

[xx-pr0p5-n-m4ur1c0n-xx]

Denver

DC

New Orleans

[tiniest-hands-in-all-the-land]

Carry me home

[hajimedics]

I'M NOT YOUR DOLL AND I'LL THINK FOR MYSELF AND I'LL LIVE FOR MYSELF

[forestofsprites]

tail end of season seven you will always be famous

[egophiliac]

time for skeleman

with the lack of any other info yet, all I can focus on are those Charles Lloyd-looking sunglasses. they are absolutely sending me. I feel like we're gonna fall through a tree or whatever and this stitched-up boney gentleman is gonna pop out from behind a gravestone and start serenading us with some smooth jazz on the saxophone.

or should I say...the saxoBONE???????

[transingthoseformers]

Oc sex wip snippet ahead

Fiasco stroked his subordinate's transfluid sacks, the soft mesh sensitive under his claws. He remained gentle enough, though the light pinpricks of pain seemed to fuel Slipbang's desire as his field lit up.

"Are you going to be a good boy from now on?"

"yes, I swear!"

"Mmnn, promise?

"Promise!"

"Good. Now, to take care of your little problem..."

Slipbang's field surged with delight and want, his spike pinging his systems— demanding attention. Fiasco pulled him forward with his datacables, groping around for a bit before finding a good grip and leading the mech into his wet, tight mouth.

"Remember, careful of the fangs..."

Fiasco warned shortly beforehand, his vocalizer spitting out static.

It did not take long for Slipbang to overload down his boss's throat, with his captain's engine purring with satisfaction as he swallowed most of it. Some of the transfluid dripped down Fiasco's chin.

[yinyuedijun]

aventurine -> LA and Vegas, stuck in work hard play hard networking partying gambling hell but his disgusting wealth makes up for it . I think he works in venture capital (pun not intended)

dr ratio -> annoying ass berkeley physics prof who is actually very good with his students even though they're all terrified of him. probably collaborating with rm and screwllum on something

ruan mei -> stanford genetics department professor, tenured so she can do crazy things, will probably win a nobel prize. I think she's started a company based on novel tech and aventurine is investing babeyyyy

devastated that in a usamerican au, aventurine is probably a los angeles man on weekdays and a vegas man on weekends . like I'll die actually

[platoapproved]

iwtv ships + book quotes

[critterbitter]

Language divides and building bridges.

Elesa’s feeling homesick. Emmet, bless his heart, tries to help by infodumping while Ingo frantically runs off to find water (crying is a very dehydrating experience).

((Would you look at that! The kids are picking up kantonese and galarian from each other!))

BONUS:

Heh. Callback.

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