#this is very sexy for both of them

[rattydearest]

Good doggy

[cokicito]

Tw: suggestive content

Sebaciel is one of those couples that have an insane amount of sexual tension but don't actually have a lot of sex. They turn the most banal things into a sultry little game. Ciel would ask Sebastian to sit in front of him while he eats the oysters, and even though nothing is actually happening, they both get horny as hell. The eye contact, the way Ciel pokes his tongue out, the slow, deliberate swallow, a tiny, barely audible little moan at the taste- Sebastian is barely hanging on by a thread. They're so depraved that Ciel orders Sebastian to tack up a horse, but then has to take five because he cannot handle Bare Forearms.

[lesbiannieism]

how crazy would it be if 2025 ends up as a george vs. oscar championship battle instead of the advertised max vs. lando battle

[bougiebutchbinch]

listening to Thunder Saga again and remembering that I am a hardcore Eurylochus girlie (gn)

[mercymaker]

everyone in our server was making these cute couple picrews and i decided that i needed a modern malstarion holidays au to fix me and...

and it worked!!

[svgvru]

✮ THINKIN' 'BOUT...MILES EDGEWORTH! miles is a very respectable person and a talented prosecutor recognized by many. he searches to uncover the truth and expose it, to put the true criminals behind bars. its often perceived that prosecution is his personality, but the man takes breaks. he thinks about other things besides the courtroom and even indulges in pleasure. miles edgeworth is never one to even remotely mix buis and pleasure, however...you just had to be particularly cruel.

it had to be your personal mission to make him cum once or twice before his trials. if you are in fact with him before he walks into the courtroom, you pull him into bathroom and jerk him off! the dress pants of his red suit are pooled at his ankles, most times its plain off. his knees are knocked, legs trembling as your hand pumps his cock. his hand is clamped over his mouth as he tries to make noise. he's a popular and respected prosecutor, if anyone were to find him getting a handjob in the bathroom his reputation would be ruined. "p-please, darling. i— aH!" he'd slap his hand over his mouth and his eyes would roll as he cums. you clean up his cum, but not him— and go sit with the jury. he walk in red and a bit shaky and it always puts a smile on your face.

he'll be the best prosecutor he can be, stern and confident. but the second your hand touches his cock he's a mess.

[thirdmagic]

i think the worst thing about these really awkward not really in character 'they are not this good at communicating nor this considerate and this dialogue is obviously only here because you, the author, are feeling self conscious and want to reassure us, the audience, of your morals' kink negotiation scenes in smutfic is when it happens in the middle of an otherwise really good fic with really good characterization. like you build up something so sexy and then this comes in out of left field seemingly just to kill all that good tension and then the sexiness goes with it!!! its like why!!! you already had a good thing going!!! we the readers were totally on board and with you on this journey and you had such good momentum going and then you just killed it!!!

[renaissancefailmarriage]

walks up to a gay couple “which one of you is prometheus, doomed to suffer for bringing enlightenment to mankind, and which is the eagle who acts as an instrument of divine authority and tears out his liver every day?”

[pergaminaa]

Modern au

Every time Dorian buys pajamas he has to really pick something nice because any set he buys ends up with: he gets the pants and Manon gets the shirt and honestly he wouldn’t trade this for the world

[thelesbianluthor]

If had a nickel for every time I fell in love with a black haired italian American female character whose family was connected to the mob and was named Sofia, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[ridiasfangirlings]

What if Munakata and Yata were couple?

I’ve surprisingly had a few MunaYata asks, they are rare but still exist! I feel like this would be so weird for Fushimi specifically, having his best friend date his boss. Though it’s probably not any less weird for Yata himself, who has no idea what he sees in Saruhiko’s weird dork King and yet here he is dating the guy. I think Yata would absolutely wrestle with having any attraction at all to Munakata too, because I could see him looking at that as kind of a ‘betrayal’ of the Red clan in a way. Especially since Yata has such high respect for Mikoto, like here he is always proudly proclaiming Mikoto as his King (and later Anna) but he’s all attracted to the stupid sexy Blue King. He would definitely need to reconcile the idea that he could be into Munakata without seeing Munakata as his King, like Yata is still a Red clansmen it’s just that Munakata happened to be the guy he fell in love with.

On Munakata’s end I think he would be rather amused and somewhat bewildered by the whole thing, because Yata is probably not someone that Munakata would have considered his ‘type.’ I could see Munakata being attracted to the parts of Yata that are similar to Mikoto, like just that fire inside and a desire to live freely, while also being aware that Yata is not Mikoto and has his own interesting traits. Imagine Munakata finding it just cute when Yata is being stupid, Yata’s probably a little self conscious at first about being with someone this smart (even more than Saruhiko smart, and much more confident and clear about it) but when he realizes Munakata likes the impulsive part of him that just blurts out his feelings he gets less nervous. The two of them feel like such opposites but imagine them somehow dating anyway and both of them are ultimately kinda equally confused but enjoying themselves anyway.

[yansurnummu]

i made drals and azandar in the sims and they live in a shitty cabin and have an extremely turbulent relationship. i love them

[taniscentral]

the difference between niccam and nicpaul is science vs religion

[underdarkanaconda]

I like to think Gale was maybe a little self conscious at first about dropping the ab illusion spell (I definitely think he does when he's shirtless because I understand why they all have common body types from a game standpoint but also *no* for me personally, even if I can understand other body type headcanons for him) not just because his general naked thing, but at least with my Tav, he knows he has experience and comes from a place where looks mean a lot. Meanwhile in Tarfein's brain he sees it and short circuits like he hit the biggest jackpot and his thoughts just because "soft fuzzy tummy, soft fuzzy tummy, soft fuzzy tummy". It's one of of his favorite things. It's not seen in elfs or drow often at all, so to him it was different and very attractive. I imagine Gale felt a little embarrassed/bad for assuming Tarfein would care, though I know Tarfein would understand. He understands body image issues a lot. But Gale also felt sexier when Tarfein revealed it wasn't Halsin's muscle and height he was attracted to physically, it was that he was pudgy and hairy.

[crypt1dcorv1dae]

Also consider dark bbrae. They both go evil mode in a sexy way. The evil demon lady destroying the world and her favorite Monster who would do anything for her. Anyway

[honeyboyfelix]

the sexual tension between your dnd character and your narrative foil who youre trying to romance 🥰