#this is very cute and 100000% canon

[alexandros-deathwood]

Ismelda: I didn't know Merula got a new pill- oh it's just Deathwood.

Merula and Alexandros:

I saw a photo and I knew what I had to do.

[aka-indulgence]

Do you have any thoughts/headcanons for buckshot roulette themed au for skeletons or just in general just headcanon for the dealer?

OH MAN DO I

(these are gonna be about og dealer because i gotta fixation rn sjhf)

Strong, stable hands. Calloused hands. Dextrous hands. But can crush a can of beer. Good for hand holding… they’re warm

Teeth fall out and regrow like a shark’s would (might give them to you because he’s not all caught up on romance customs kdjfg)

Outside of his face and hands, he has a nebulous, vague body, but he can choose to have a humanoid body (He’d like using his humanoid body around you,,,)

Big chest. Big broad chest you can sleep on. He wants you to sleep on him like he’s your personal bed,

Mobster-themed outfits, naturally… (personally I love suspenders the most)

He really ‘dies’ when he loses the third round, but he always comes back. Just takes a while after he’s been shot 9+ times…

Smells like a casino

Has 0 tolerance for cheaters (because who doesn’t love a fair dealer who can turn into an angry monster?)

Pretty good at disguising his anger whenever he gets shot. But you can tell from the way his finger and mouth twitches, how eager he is when grabbing the shotgun. Especially on the third round, he seems all too happy to point that muzzle on the player with gleeful hatred on his face

I assume in canon the two red dots in the end are some sort of mechanic… robo… thing…(???) but I really like the idea of a red glow when he loses/feels a strong emotion, in short bursts. Sometimes, looking at you…

(I like imagining that you either work for him or work at the club he’s lingers in)

He doesn’t need anyone to nurse him to life after he dies. But he likes having you do it, wiping his blood and patching him up… likes seeing a pretty face while he recovers. Holds onto you while you fix him up. Stares… a lot.

He likes smelling you. Nose is used for sniffing cute humans

Gentle with his ‘kissing’. Because of his teeth it’s more like a very careful nuzzle… don’t want to nick you with his knife-teeth.

He wouldn’t want you to play the game. He’d actively dissuade you, but won’t stop you if you’re persistent.

When he’s pointing at you and it’s a live, it always misses, somehow. He acts like it’s a mistake- but everyone knows the Dealer doesn’t miss.

He likes it when you squeak every time a live misses you. He also likes that you look hesitant every time you point it at him… but always reminds you its the game.

Usually the more he’s shot the angrier and moodier he gets, the more he wants to make sure the player stays dead.

But when he’s playing with you, it’s more like… he’s shows off that even though he’s bleeding. Smiles at you after he gets back up

If you saw him play against anyone else… it’s obvious he wasn’t playing normally with you. You’re not his usual player…

Picks you up like a potato sack

100000% purrs because I’m indulgent that way. Sounds more like a truck engine

Also in terms of Sans AUs? HMF!Sans fits the role the most, and if it was an au, everything I wrote above applies to him heheheh

[lets-try-some-writing]

I have observed several types of fic writers, and so for kicks and giggles, here they all are. Each of them scares me for different reasons.

The Prepared And Ready To Publish™:

Several documents dedicated to worldbuilding, planning, cross referencing, character lists & traits, plot twists, and then the actual fic document.

Dedicated to the max to creating a rich world. Probably knows more about the niche thing than you ever will. 100% could have written a thesis and chose to do fic instead (or did both at the same time).

Created a masterpiece and promptly vanished off the face of creation before coming back in with another banger to crush souls and save fandoms.

Their arrival is akin to the birth of a new era because they never fail to somehow make a niche ship popular, make a headcanon fanon, or otherwise give so much depth and interest to a character or setting that whatever they have devised is largely accepted as gospel by their readers.

They either use a high end writing program or wordpad. There is no in-between.

Mysterious. Very mysterious. Reasons for this mysteriousness vary between fics and authors.

100000/10 would be friends with them if I could. Legendary writers. But also they scare me because ??? What void offered you such power ?????

The Baby Writer:

All vibes and loosely strung plots.

It may not make the most sense, but good gracious the dedication is there.

Notable lack of comprehension when it comes to characters and places, but it's bad form to not leave a kudo because it takes guts to post anything in fandom.

They are still figuring things out and their grammar or formatting (possibly both) is probably a mess, but they've put heart into their work.

Sweetest rays of sunshine who want to be involved and are eager to learn the ropes.

The fandom's young ward or despised new arrival (depends entirely on fandom popularity and age).

8/10 would happily offer advice to them. Just can't read their work for too long without wanting to throw it into grammarly. The fear factor comes in the form of the miraculous misuse of fandom terminology. (Yeah it's tough bud, the fanon is wild. But goodness that term/canon word does NOT mean what you think it does.)

The Smut For Your Soul:

Meticulously plans the smut with all the loving care of a sculptor.

Somehow plot got involved.

Miraculously, they managed to not include an iota of plot and it has somehow managed to work.

Headcanons abound and cuteness and or angst lurks merrily behind every corner.

The tags mean everything and nothing at the same time. They are but faint guides to the fae wilds ahead. Tread lightly.

Has a mountain of unfinished WIPs that will follow them to the grave or emerge ten years after conception to grace whatever fandom spawned the idea.

The fandom thanks them for their service, although often that praise is late or hits like a freight train.

???/10 I personally avoid smut but I have friends who write it so it really depends. Terrifying because you never know who falls into this role of writer. It could be anyone. Normalcy is a mask poorly adorned for the sake of conforming to The Great Machine.

The Angst Lord:

Has a million slightly different ways to hurt their blorbo. Each are somehow more horrifying than the next.

The embodiment of the iceburg videos seen all over the net. Ask one question and you shall unravel and scheme of torment so great you shall regret having dared to speak up.

Has dozens of WIPs or unwritten ideas that they claim they will return to.

They are controlled by passion and emotion and can and will insert their own complicated situation into a fic.

Almost nothing is off limits.

Arrives to the fandom ready to brawl and somehow ends up respected or feared. They often stare in bafflement as they end up unscathed and watch angry comments fly toward the arguably innocent shippers.

Generally some of the nicest people who happen to enjoy inflicting The Horrors upon someone fictional.

'10/10 would befriend and promptly regard like a wild racoon. Offerings of angsty ideas yield delightful commentary. But also I need to prepare myself for anything they say because O U C H my SOUL.

The General Writer:

Fluff, cuteness, possibly a delightful touch of angst and pure unbridled creative simplicity.

They may not have the most brutal or soul wrenching tale, but they always manage to write something that someone, somewhere, desperately needs.

Devastatingly underrated and deserves far more praise for their contributions to the fandom.

Produces some of the softest of scenes and the most touching of interactions between characters in a contained, careful crafted, tale.

Introducing new ships or family dynamics in such a tasteful manner that brain chemistry can easily be altered.

Arrives to the fandom as a lurker and shows their appreciation through their work. Oftentimes, they are very quiet and go unnoticed.

INFINITE/10 Love these writers, honestly a gift to fandom. The sheer level of dedication to producing fluff is astounding and scary all at once.

The OC X Canon:

Has so many ships and headcanons that it's astounding.

The lore development rivals IDW and Lost Light combined. All the kudos to them for putting their souls into their characters.

The dedication is mind boggling.

They put up with so much crap they could be in MMA Wrestling if the verbal assaults translated into physical strength.

Has so many adjustments to lore and whole AUs devoted specifically to creating a perfect world.

Skilled in the extreme (or not) at integrating their ocs into canon.

Arrives to the fandom not intending to make ocs. Leaves with seventeen leashes for their new abominable creations. Is loved or hated by literally everyone, sometimes for no reason.

6/10 perfectly lovely people but very niche in their interest and thus not everyone's cup of tea. Scary because that level of sheer willpower is meant for demi-gods.

There are more types of writers, but these feel like the big overarching ones. Which kind of writer are you? :D

[burningfudge]

natasha's 616 canon relationships

1. alexei shostakov - -1000/10

he sucks. the end.

2. matt murdock - 3/10

i love matt but he was sooo toxic for nat. they're a hot couple but matt treats natasha so poorly that i can't get behind the ship. he's such a dumbass fool because he thinks BLACK WIDOW can't handle herself in a fight. what he did expect her to do?? sit at home and do nothing? it's good nat dumped his ass because he deserved it.

3. james grey (aka fake james) - 4/10

he was...okay? sweet husband, but i disliked his role in the story. very bland. him being named after bucky cracked me up though

4. nikolai - 6/10

we don't know much about him, but their story was tragic. +1 for not being toxic

5. clint barton - 8/10

clint instantly fell in love with natasha after meeting her and while she was using him to attack tony. there's obviously a ton of love between them but they never worked out. they were cute together but i think they're better off as friends

6. bucky barnes - 100000/10

ajsjskakal bucky, ily you're amazing. he literally worships the ground she walks on, knows she can take care of herself (*cough*unlike mr matt murdock*cough*), respects her and her autonomy, and he's hopelessly in love with her. it's precisely because he knows that she doesn't belong to anyone, means that he understands her the best. bucky and natasha never had problems when they were together, it was always external factors that tore them apart. they're one of the most tragic love stories in the marvel universe and one of the best couples for a reason.

(PS - ivan wishes he was on this list, the fucking creep)

[number1mongrel]

Very excited to see your Top 10 Gilgamesh Babygirl Moments compilation once you finish FSR

YEAH YEAH EAYEHAYEHEA ok so hes so so cute he's got so many good moments but here we go, under the cut bc spoilers. honestly there's even more than just this list here i might have to add more than 10 later!!!

10. he uses his clairvoyance to always know what iori and saber will do and tests them with trials to see if they live up to his expectations

9. he gets really mad when another merchant starts spreading false rumors about his store having illegally high prices and having terrible customer service (to which saber says the latter is true tho lol). he's running a business but he keeps his prices fair thank you very much!!! (and when later he's going to charge iori 100000 for the plate for aria he's willing to lower the price for making a statue of him (mentioned later)

8. when he meets cu they have an instant cat/dog reaction to each other where they act like bitter exes i love it

7. after the other servants get possessed iori and saber asks how he was able to not be affected, and gil basically says he was built different lololol. a reference both to his divinity and how he's unable to be corrupted by grail mud

6. when he goes looking in another part of town with iori and saber he keeps wandering off by himself like a kid at the grocery store, only to criticize the other two for not keeping up with him

5. he's so cute with the local kids!! he knows them by name and spends time hanging out with them to the point where it becomes trouble to his business at times lmao

4. when you do his optional boss fight he dons a japanese version of his archer armor WHAT A WEEB. it looks so good tho!!!

3. HE SPENDS THREE DAYS AND NIGHTS MAKING PERFECT CANDY SCULPTURES OF HIMSELF!!!!! LOSER!!!!! HE'S SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT ONE!!!!!!

2. when gil finds out iori carves buddha statues in his spare time he asks iori to carve a statue of him!!!! to attract customers!!!!! ITS SO CUTE ITS SO CUTE WHEN YOU SELL THEM BACK TO HIM HE'S GENUINELY IMPRESSED. and the flavor text of "the gentle smile was iori's artistic license" LMAO

THERE'S AN ENTIRE JOKE ENDING WHERE YOU ACCEPT TO BECOME HIS VASSAL WHERE IORI AND SABER LEAVE TO TRAVEL AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD TOGETHER. THIS IS SO CUTE ITS SO CUTE THIS IS THE CANON ENDING IN MY BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[paulovieorq]

Queer shipps that sould've Been Canon

These are the ones that were very hinted on the show but never became Canon

JOHNLOCK

HANNIGRAM

Bryan fueller confirmed the shipp is Canon... But It was never shown in an explicit way in the show

SUPERCORP

Do i really need to say something about these Two ?

KLANCE

This one Hurts DEEP

DESTIEL

This one Hurts even DEEPER

BUDDIE

Kristen reidel i Hope you get fired

BECCA AND CHLOE

The queerbait was also strong in this one

FINN and POE

Even the actors shipped It and Kathleen Kennedy ( president of Lucasfilm) Said that they thought about the possibility... But It was put away

JEDEDIAH and OCTAVIUS from a night in the museum... I mean C'mon

Now some shipps that were not hinted at but had a Lot of chemistry to become Canon If the writers wanted to:

STEDDIE: stranger things

I Mean... C'mon their chemistry was undeniable...

WENCLAIR: wednesy

I unfortunately don't think It is going to happen for obvious reasons... But i think they're so cute together

JJPOPE: outer banks

It would be amazing... But the writers preferred to stick with another generic straight shipp Just like 100000 others

Now this one i still have Hope to Go Canon ( and in my opinion is going to happen )

BYLER: stranger things

After seeing some analysis on YouTube and tiktok It makes A LOT of sense of them being endgame... And honestly... It would be the only way possible to end the show

And no one can Tell me that the final scene from Season 4 was not a foreshadowing that they're going to be endgame... These are literally the endgame couples behind eleven

[dukeofdelirium]

https://www.tumblr.com/dukeofdelirium/760911562701701120/do-you-just-have-those-characters-that-you-see?source=share

You're so real for this...2024 and I still see people said, "Aw how cute it is between Light and Misa or (any female characters)...."

See, even for someone who don't really like shipping, since the first I watch Death Note anime, then read the manga, I can't get it if people don't ship Light with L...

When I found your blog : Lawlight & Kataang shipper, yes? Kindred spirit...See, when I tell people I ship Kataang, most people will be 😁😆🥰🤩 but then I said I'm Lawlight shipper, people be like 😑😭🙁☹

Like, why people can't love 2 very different ships, right?

So, in ATLA, are you Zuko/Mai or Zuko/Sokka shipper or neither? Why?

Right?? I don’t get it fr. Shipping Light with Misa specifically is like.. LMFAO I CANTTTT he literally hates her so much but it isn’t even that he hates her, he actively avoids all sorts of intimacy with her and when he Does do something, he only does so to continue using her as a pawn. I mean, the only reason he even kept her alive was bc he didn’t have a choice in the first place bc of Rem. And like, his avoidance and internal rejection of her and other women isn’t even a “Kira” thing, bc he still did so when he was memoryless and we also know he avoided dating girls pre death note/Kira persona bc he said he was “waiting until college” etc. So there’s a clear canonical pattern of Light avoiding romantic relationships with women. Which on its own would be like ok whatever, but at the same time there is a clear pattern of an active interest in male characters even when they are equal to the female characters such as Takada vs Mikami. There’s also the fact he shows no discomfort whenever L touches him specifically during Yotsuba arc, and also the fact that in the manga he asked one of his friends to send him a holiday card to which his friend replied “I only send them to girls” which is essentially stating this is a romantic gesture and Light did just ask for it.

I mean, I could go on and on but there is quite a lot of gay coding going on in the manga and then of course in the anime and subsequent DN adaptations (minus the Netflix movie that we shall pretend doesn’t exist)

I don’t rlly get the hatred toward Lawlight tbh? It’s pretty weird, because their relationship is like… 90% of the appeal of Death Note imo. But to each their own I suppose. Personally, I just think there is a lot of canonical justification and intentional gay coding/subtext to warrant it.

If Ohba didn’t want us to ship lawlight then perhaps they shouldn’t have written them to be some sort of fucked up soulmate pair who complete each other and perhaps they shouldn’t have make jokes hinting at L and Light having a homosexual undertone to their relationship and PERHAPS they shouldn’t have had an entire story arc where L literally handcuffs himself to Light for 100 days straight and where they share an UNMONITORED room…. LMFAOOO that right there was 100000% ship tease idc what anyone says. Ohba knew what they were doing idgaf

And yeah I know about the kataang stuff. It’s weird for me too. See Lawlight is my OTP hands down. Kataang is a strong second contender. I love both pairings about the same but in very different ways. It’s funny because they’re very drastically different pairings of course, but that also is the stories themselves and the narratives.

Kataang is about the most wholesome ship you could ship meanwhile Lawlight is inherently fucked up butttttttttt Death Note itself is a fairly mature story dealing with inherently fucked up subject matter and characters so there’s rlly no avoiding that.

I don’t rlly care what someone thinks of my ship preferences, the only thing that annoys me is antis who misrepresent canon like with Kataang or antis with Lawlight who basically say we’re bad ppl for shipping it. Like as if Lawlight isn’t a huge ship in anime/manga lol. Truly one of the forefathers of toxic yaoi 🤣

As for who I ship Zuko with: I do ship Maiko though I’ll say I’m not hugely invested in the pairing. I don’t have much to say on it other than I enjoy their scenes in the show and I think they are a nice couple. I don’t care for Zuko and Sokka, I think it’s kind of in that same category as zvtara and I don’t care for that ship at all.

I actually ship Zuko with Aang lol. Like Zuko and Aang when they’re older, I can get behind zukaang 100% in part because they are like that kindred spirit thing similar to lawlight to me. I really enjoy that aspect of their relationship and I again think canonically, zukaang would be plausible if it weren’t for maiko and kataang.

Anyway, thanks for the message! Hope this answered your question :)

[randommusicalfluff]

Leans really cool on an expensive car. Hey do you have any Charles lee and/or ler headcanons. I keep thinking about your art of him… he is so cute

Idk if I have any headcanons but I feel like as a lee he definitely curls in on himself to escape the onslaught… and gets super embarrassed about it afterwards. (Sorry if my use of terminology is clunky I don’t rlly go here usually GAKAHKASH)

OHHH YEAH YEAH OF COURSE DUDE!!

100000% agree about him trying to curl up to escape!! Of course it doesn’t work but yknow it’s the thought that counts

He also seems like the type to hide his face if he can, trying to muffle his laughter and hide how red his face is getting!

Chronic giggler, like the second someone even HINTS at tickling him he crumbles and starts to giggle

Lets be so for real right now, Whit LOOVEESSS THIS since he’s a huge tease in canon anyway

Verbal teases are the literal death of Charles, he can’t stand them they make the tingly feeling like 100% worse for him to the point he’ll try and cover his ears to block out the teasing

If whoever’s tickling Charles DOES get his hands away from his face, I feel like his laugh is pretty airy and tittery, he doesn’t snort often but when he does OHHH my god is beautiful and he hates it

I also think he has ticklish palms!! But that’s just my instinct whenever I see a character with gloves 😭

I’d like to think his sides are pretty bad, which is like the worst ever because one squeeze and my dude is DONE

All this doesn’t mean he’s not a great ler though

He doesn’t often go after people on his own, he’s usually provoked into it

Like Whit, being the little shit he is, will lay across his lap all dramatic like with a hand on his forehead like a damsel in destress

Charles just rolls his eyes fondly and digs into his tummy, knowing what Whit’s intentions were the second the blonde strode up to him

Pretty gentle when it comes to tickling others, not really wanting to push anyone’s limits unless they were being very very annoying. Then he’d have to “teach them a lesson” in which he’s a little bit more ruthless

Not much of a verbal teaser, but will point out anything objectively embarrassing the other person is doing in a matter of fact kind of way

“Did you just snort? Hm, interesting.” “Your laughter is getting high pitched, does it really tickle that bad?” Stuff like that!

He’ll often try to avoid tickle fights in they’re happening, since he finds it all quite embarrassing

But because of that the others usually try and pull him in, to shake the nerves yknow!!

I had way more Charles HC’s than I thought I did oh my goodness 😭😭 I love him sm!! I hope you like these! (And don’t even worry about it, you did use the terms right!! >:])

[nanatsuyu]

do you have any recommendations of fics that are about kandrews relationship/friendship?? (either way its fine)

their dinamic is just so interesting to me, i think we need more fics that explore it

also i love their friendship in blueberry pancakes

oh man oh man i always have so many scenes bopping in my head from fics about them ;; but heres some from my top bookmarks that i could think of offhand!

-- an abridged family medical guide, 6th edition - 30degreesandsnowing

my intro into kandreil and it's a sickfic from their own povs each chapter and the kandrew in this makes me insane because they're SO soft on each other and i reread it like once a month+ for serotonin

sick days by sweetlikesugar

kevin is sick and tries to push himself anyways and andrew lets him know hes an idiot (affectionate) [emetophobia warning!] i love sickfics more than breathing so this was just hhhHHHHH

the gentle violence of loving you - sweetlikesugar

one of my favourite takes on how kandrew were pre-canon. delves a bit more into kevins poor mental state when showing up on the fox doorstep. it really grabs me in the "andrew was looking out for kevin before he knew it" feelings

make me believe that you need me most - sambutwithbooks

sam is like,,,,,,,a true gift to kandrew enjoyers when it comes to smut and also how they navigate each other in canon and how kevin carries a chip on his shoulder and andrew is Always Watching

this is how we try - justadreamfox

another kandreil i'm super fond of with ace kevin and andrew having always been in love with him and the three navigating their sex life featuring some real cute pining and fretting andrew

die hard valentines - dayurno

*chef kiss* absolutely stunning kandreil ive read 100000 times. focuses on kevin and andrew and their love for neil and just has these tender moments between them that gave me cavities im unable to fill UGH

sucker - mostly_maudlin

kevin is a vampire and drinks neils blood from andrews mouth. like that should sell it easily but its also REALLY soft with kisses. 3 part series with so much sexual tension its a physical entity that haunts me like the hat man after 10 benadryl

plugs my own fics cus im shy about it but i really love them a lot and my kandrew is some of my most self indulgent,,,

even if it takes __ years

canon divergent ending where neil was not present in the series and kandrew figure themselves out given all their issues

missed sleep

a lil au i have of them as an old married couple where kevin has ghosts from his past creep up but its mostly soft stuff in this snippet

taptaptap

kandreil post choking scene thats SUPER tender because im a soft baby. just got a podfic too! <3

--

not a complete list but these live rent free in my brain and are incredibly inspirational to me and a couple were VERY founding to my kandrew obsession!!

also thank you ;; you can see where it bleeds a bit into blueberry pancakes cus them being best friends is very important to me in every au always ;;

[zerooup]

I req hc's for EVERYONE from you, sorry!! (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠)

How about.....CG! Yoimiya/Little!Kazuha? [They know eachother in canon, pretty sure.]

I don't mind :D Little Kazuha, mama yoimiya Cw: Diapers & the use of them, Vomiting / emetophobia , Lost of a friend, night terrors

Kazuha is a baby regressor 0-1 normally!

Yoimiya often watches after him, taking him to see Thoma!

Yomiya absolutely 100000% spoils him ROTTEN, taking him to Thoma so he can knit him onesies that fit him!

Wears diapers around the clock, purely because they make him comfortable; mostly because he's prone to accidents in general and its a lot easier than unbandaging his hands to use the bathroom.

Often getting very cute patterned diapers from Yoimiya, ones with cats, little leafs ect!

He's very timid about his regression, Yoimiya keeps him inside due to his age range and it,, genuinely just makes him feel safe

LOVES cuddling with Yoimiya before naptime, she gives the absolute best cuddles!

Kazuha is VERY prone to getting sick if he cries to hard, often vomiting on himself or his mama which makes him cry harder, which.. makes him sicker. and its a really bad cycle, which. Yoimiya can deal with very easily, just changing herself and kazuha, setting him in the bath to wash him up.

He often has night terrors about raiden and tomo, often waking up and starting to cry his eyes out.. poor baby is trying his very best.

Even if he's not regressed, those night terrors often lead to accidents which is why he wears diapers at night. Just makes it easier for if he's alone to deal with accidents.

Beidou caught him sniffling in his bed on the crux after one of those bad night terrors and she helped him get cleaned up but still, that didn't prevent a very fussy Kazuha the next day.

Yoimiya often has to check kazuha's bum to make sure he's not going to get a rash or anything! The last thing she wants is her baby to be uncomfy

[headstream]

Rating PJ ships

❗It's just for fun🤪

Percabeth: 100000/10 Absolute OTP, very very lovely and the world is better for it🥰

Frazl：10/10 Will let a person“AWWWW” love birds, look at the heart will warm up.

Jiper:3/10 Hard together of a pair, 3 because of Jason's death let this pair have some tragic color (I'm sorry)

Caleo:6/10 In fact, I like their mode of getting along, but I have not yet seen TOA so do not know what happened so for the moment 6.

Solangelo：1000/10 Adorable!I'm SOOOO looking forward to TSATS!

Jercy:-10/10 Who invented this? ? ?It dosen't make sense!They're not even good friends.

Percico：0/10 Let bygones be bygones!Move on!

Perachel:5/10 The part by the sea is kind of cute. I think Percy had a crush on Rachel, the way boys look up to cool girls, but Rachel didn't:)

Lukercy:0/10 WTF

Jasico:0/10 Just friends.

Lukabeth:5/10 I like tragedy, so:)Really very sad, I cried for it😢

Pipeyna:7/10 YesYesYes!A pair of very sexual tension🤩

Pipabeth:0/10 Very good friends,but a couple? No!

Liper:100/10 Best friends,maybe more🤔Their relationship can not be summed up in love or friendship, but something deeper.

Beckengard:9/10 Like I said, tragic. I'm Gonna cry again...

Thalia/Zoë:7/10 Very tension, not much of the development is very big regret, I would like to know the details of their first encounter process.

Bianca/Zoë:50/10 I was fascinated by the relationship between the older generation and the younger generation, and as I read I wondered if Bianca had a crush on Zoë... And another tragedy.Please call me“The tragic shiper.”

Valdangelo:0/10 …Did they know each other?

Brison:-10/10 I think it's disrespectful...

Theyna:3/10 It's hard to say, but it's not my type.

Thaluke:4/10 I don't think they were romantically involved, but...who knows?

Apollo/Artemis:100/10 I know a lot of people can't handle incest, but they're twins!I Can't resist any twin incest. Sorry:)

Hazel/Sammy:8/10 It's so sad,my tragic radar went off.

Hunters/Artemis:10/10 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️I'm just an evil person who want to everyone fuck Artemis Please Artemis don't shoot me with an arrow!(It doesn't sound very convincingXD)

Ella/Tyson:6/10 Very cute,I need MORE!

Grover/Juniper:6/10 I love how supportive and thoughtful Juniper is to Grover. They are so cute.

Cecil/LouEllen:7/10 It's not canon, but I'm looking forward to it being canon, and right now I can only imagine the way they are with each other...

[beansthebylershipper]

Stranger things teens ship analysis

disclaimer: I can’t write about all the stranger things ships in one post, so I have another post about stranger things kids ships (Byler, Lumax, etc.), and am also planning to make one about the adults.

Jancy: Jancy was really cute up until season 4. Then their relationship became kinda toxic. But in all the other seasons I definitely shipped them, and I’m pretty confident that they are an endgame ship. Rating: 6.5/10

Stancy: I’ve never shipped Stancy, and I don’t think that the duffers want us to either. They were clearly just used as a prop to get Jancy going, and they were quite a toxic relationship. Steve and Nancy are better off with other people, and I hope that Steve will realize that like Nancy did. Rating: 0/10

Ronance: The idea of Ronance is cute and I ship it about as much as I ship Jancy, but I don’t see it becoming canon because Robin and Vickie both canonically like eachother, but who knows, I wouldn’t mind much if I were wrong 🤷. Rating: 6/10

Jargyle: Jargyle is awesome, and I love it. I ship it about as much romantically as I do platonically, and you guys are really out here doing gods work with the fanwork. I don’t see it becoming canon because it’s pretty clear that they are just besties, but I’d love it if it was. Rating: 7/10

Stonathan: to be honest I don’t see the chemistry at all with this one, but the idea of the ship is cute. And I mean, Steve was pretty chill with the fact that Jonathan literally slept with his girlfriend in season 2. Rating:4/10

Steddie: I liked Steddie at first, but Steddie fans have kinda ruined it for me. A lot of them are either Eddie stans/simps, or fujoshis, both of which are a red flag. The ship it’s self is really cute, but some of the fans are problematic and we all know that if one of them wasn’t white there wouldn’t be nearly as many fans, I mean look at them compared to jargyle, both are healthy ships, but only one has a large amount of creepy fans, and yet that one has WAY more shippers. I think that that’s a little suspicious. (Also I’m aware that there are plenty of normal Steddie shippers out there, I just think that there are more problematic ones than there should be.) Rating: 4/10

Stobin: NO. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. ROBIN IS A LESBIAN. IF YOU SHIP STOBIN ROMANTICALLY, GET OFF MY ACCOUNT. Rating: -100000/10

Rockie: (is that the ship name for Robin and Vickie?) I don’t have that much of an opinion on this ship, but it’s pretty cute I guess. My only problem with it is that I wish that they had given Vickie more screen time or introduced her earlier in the series because it’s hard to me to care about a ship when I hardly know anything about one of the characters. I feel like that was kinda bad writing on the duffers part, but that’s my only problem with it, other than that it’s fine. Rating: 6/10

Buckingham: The fanwork for this ship is everything, but they literally have zero moments together. I get why people ship it though because the dynamic would be cute. Rating: 5/10

Chrissy x Jason: (what is the ship name for this????) Jason really cared about Chrissy, but they barely got any time together on the show, plus Chrissy was giving me lesbian vibes so- Rating: 3/10

Harringrove: Billy was definitely a simp for Steve, but Billy was rasist, abusive, and just a terrible person in general and Steve deserves a lot better. Rating: -100/10

Barb x Nancy: where is the hype for this ship?? It’s so cute! Barb wasn’t alive for very long so I don’t have that much to say on the ship, but i definitely shipped them while she was alive. Rating 7.5/10

Hellcheer : I didn’t see any chemistry for this tbh. They interacted once, when Chrissy tried to buy drugs from Eddie and then got vecnaed. I just dont see where people are getting a romantic relationship from, I guess. Rating 3/10

Part one ⬇️

[saturnaftertaste]

it is late i am in the mood for sweetening canon…thinking about justice league + first robin dynamics. you are bruce wayne you have acquired a whip-smart hyper-energized (now retrofitted for combat) child. you have also recently joined a group of superheroes all of whom are fascinated by your small combat child, and have all appointed themselves honorary aunts and uncles although you’re only begrudgingly friends with two of them. in the event of an emergency babysitting situation, do you leave your smart and very cute orphan/clone with a. the warrior princess who has the strength of a god and has never previously encountered a human child. ever b. the overly-gentle alien who is also a huge softie and a pushover and 100000% not immune to huge orphan eyes. or 3. the man who grew up with two brothers, has the energy to match your kid’s and has experience babysitting because he has a niece who loves him very much (unfortunately this man also became possessed by an infinite power and wiped a city off the map but that comes later). what i’m saying is that actually, hal jordan green lantern was probably (in my made up version of dc canon) the ideal babysitter much to batman’s chagrin. i rest my case

[deepeststrawberrymoon]

I'm in your askbox to tell you about knights unprompted because uhhhhh they're in my head forever!!!!!

this is tsukasa he's the youngest and also the leader HES SO SILLYYYY he's uhh the most serious and "normal" of knights (he's not normal but like. look at the others.) he's autistic he loves sweets he's really cute he's also kidnapped someone before. taught by the best.

this is arashi she's a model!! she's canonically trans which is so super cool she's in the track and field club and likes running she has a cat she loves cute and girly stuff and shopping !!

this is leo he was the leader previously but then he had a breakdown dropped out of school came back fought the rest of knights and then some stuff happened and he handed over leadership to kasa. he's a genius composer and really really loves music! he's autistic! he's mentally ill! I would die for him!

this is izumi he's a bitch hes my absolute fav character ever and I need to microwave him he's so aasfshjagjshahhsjjsoahfafhsjisjjahaghajjsghajsijsvav (you've seen my posts. you know what I'm like) anyway he's a model or whatever and very mentally ill like girl get help lmao!!! half of knights problems would be solved if izuleo went to couples therapy

this is ritsu he's a vampire he's sleepy 100000% of the time he's literally me. he has a brother they have a kinda complicated relationship ask me about the sakuma brothers I'll never shut up

AAASGHHDHDHD THEY ALL SOUND SO HASHTAG INSANE /POS

I LOVE THEM ALL ESPECIALLY IZUMI BECAUSE I ALWAYS SEE YOU POSTING ABOUT HIM AND HE SEEMS REALLY COOL AND I LOVE HIS DESIGN!!!!!!!!!!

Tsukasa looks so cute omg 🥺🥺 he's kidnapped someone before????? 😭😭😭 he's a lil crazy, a lil silly <33

Arashi!!!! She's so cool, I've seen loads of fanart of her in cool outfits and stuff, she looks so slay <33333

Ahhhhh Leo!! I remember you told me a bit about him before :DD I love his hair!!!!

Ritsu looks so cool as well, they all have such slay designs <333 and he's a vampire???????? SLAY!!!!!!!

tell me about the Sakuma brothers :0 I am intrigued 🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲

[taruruchi]

TARUUUU if it's okay, can i ask 2, 9 and 23 for azul and 1, 4 and 24 for furina?

SORRY FOR FORGETTING THIS EXISTS LINA..... AND THANK YOU FOR ASKING FOR MY TWO FAVORITE BLUE DRAMATIC SILLIES <33

2. Favorite canon thing about this character? AND 9. Could you be roommates with this character?

Girl somehow you chose two that were already answered 😭🙏 I'll just answer an additional one for fun and it make up for it tho jdlfksf

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

Idk about admire, but the Riddle and Azul combo is very silly, I love them a lot. This is also the reason why I got Riddle's 2nd bday card HAHAHA but fr they're both honor students but one has the highest grades to ever grades but the other is doing all these extracurriculars. But only Azul sees Riddle as a rival and not the other way around LASJDGFLKSD I need to see more of this one-sided rivalry. twst please

23. Favorite picture of this character?

THERE'S TOO MANY NOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DO I PICK BETWEEN THE CARDS, THE MANGA, AND ALL THAT EXTRA ART......... So I'm breaking the rules a bit bc I can't pick and all of these pics deserve the #1 spot <3

He's either the babygirl to ever babygirl or the prettiest person I've ever seen in my entire life. And how am I supposed to pick between these. The first one is so funny I laugh at it every time, the second is so cute it gives me +100000 hp every time I look at it, and the third and fourth just make brain go aokajdksnmf

Honorable mentioned to tsum azul, gotta be my favorite azul ever. Look at this tiny guy...

The cutest ever

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

Furina is so silly and dramatic and failgirl but her story is so so sad. Like you said, for some reason I like characters who are silly on the outside but there's Something Going On with them too 😭 I want to hold her like a cat. There's a lot of yapping for her story and I'll be honest it's been a hot minute and my brain isn't recalling the entire archon quest rn but the fact that she gave up her happiness and freedom for years and years on end for the sake of the entire fontaine aaaaaaaaaaa

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

A3. I wanna stick her into A3. She's already an actor and a director and has a heartbreaking story, she'll fit right in <3

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

That's a very good question. I'm literally blanking rn. Can I answer Azul because of the sea theme and blue and drama. And like sometimes I think about Mostro Lounge if Furina was there and I just think that'd make it 10000x better

[raekenyounot]

11/10 thats a very minho thing to do and it feels real enough to be canon ngl

9/10 ive never thought abt it but he def seems like he would draw omg!!

100/10 THATS LITERALLY PERFECT I CAN SEE THAT SO WELL minho & structural engineering / architecture (idk which one is the right word) is such a vibe

100000/10 if thomas didnt have nightmares id be surprised. also brenda and thomas are definitely the best found family ever

7/10 awww i dont rlly mind much for sonya but thats kinda cute <3

10/10 one sentence and its What if they Made Flower Crowns

100/10 i swear i didnt see this one before i said the same thing last headcannon help omg

8/10 i can see him just. awkwardly standing in the back OR hes so invested hes just staring the entire time and ignoring everyone else

1000000000/10 because newt.

8/10 yes !!! jorge is such a father figure

6/10 i headcannon he can cook ngl but still vv nice

7/10 minho and nicknames is definitely a thing i just know he adores them and has one for every glader

11/10 gally being confident !! real !!

8/10 awww thats kinda cute ! i find it interesting that hed like to craft but it kinda suits him the more i think about it

7/10 i bet gally would pretend to be annoyed abt it but secretly just. not mind at all

and i think i lost count and cant find my place but anyway theyre all amazing hello ur headcannons are literally perfect <3

tmr fandom i swear i dont like, just disappear for two weeks- im constantly watching the tag i just have nothing to say (i mean, unless you guys want to hear me crying abt newt every two seconds)

ANYWAY give me good tmr headcannons i want to rate them (im bored, and ive been thinking of too many headcannons lately)