#this is twink death

[jaypilledsquared]

genuinely what the fuck happened to him

[avery-braindump]

Extremely funny to me how both these men are the same age

What do you mean they're both 34...

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

[doodledrawsthings]

i love being predictable

[somethingaboutfirefly]

this is INSANE

[gaywineauntsstuff]

(This is all a joke)

I love the Dick is pushing thirty and all the Batkids tease him about it and he’s dramatic. But what’s infinitely funnier is in the Robin story (the one illustrated by piccolo) Dick looks young enough to go undercover as a student in highschool.

Which means that Dick with a little bit of effort can pass for 17-19

Which means Jason ‘drawn like a 40 year old whose doing 20 to life in prison built like a brick shithouse’ Todd

Definitely looks older at 23 than Dick does at 27

And so the boys get their licks in and Dick does his howls moving castle let me lie on a bed dramatically like an 18th century women fainting

Calls Kori like ‘babe be honest am I too old for you, do I need Botox? HAVE YOU SEEN A GRAY HAIR PLEASE’ on speaker in front of the Batkids because honestly it’s a funny joke.

And then they go to a bar

And Dick gets ID checked

At 27

He’s been a hero for 19 years

He just got fucking ID checked at the bar

And then when they get into the bar

Jason gets called sir

And he gets called Dude

Because he looks barley legal apparently

And that’s even fucking worse

How is it everyone can laugh at him for being old and HE DOESNT EVEN GET OLD MAN PERKS.

HE HAS OLD MAN BONES, THEY SOUND LIKE HE NEEDS WD-40 (what do you mean that because of the 23 years of intense acrobatics and the 19 years of punching People, and carpel tunnel inducing precision shut up)

And Jason finds it even funnier until dick desperately asks how old the barkeep thinks he is and the dude goes like “idk 21? Barely”

And Jay laughs until the dude went “yeah I mean you look like a kid whose uncle is taking him here for his first drink”

And Jason cuts the laugh mid HA and goes “excuse me?”

Anyway now Dick if finding it funny again

It stops being funny all together when he’s the only one to get ID’d on Tims 21st birthday

Because Tim is 4’0 (it’s only a 3 INCH HEIGHT DIFFERENCE dICK)

And has baby fat on his cheeks at 21 and he can still pitch his voice into an androgynous or fem voice.

(Tim paid the bar keep to do this, he’s stirring shit)

[molotovgrifter]

edited hugh and rsl together around the time house and wilson would've first met (1991ish) because WHY NOT!

[d0gwithabr0kenleg]

sammy <:

[hauchiko]

crying over the fact that fish go through twink death.

bony eared assfish, as an adult

nothing offensive, nothing bizarre just a regular guy but from the deep sea world

as a JUVENILE??

dressed to the NINES, full GALA outfit, ready to cause some divine RADIANCE

[starlightseraph]

“Everybody Lies” (2004) // “Everybody Dies” (2012)

[think-like-thin]

Athletic influencer Jordan Muzzy is leaving behind his well-built and muscular body, he is growing and his fat is more than noticeable. How long do you think that bloated sixpack will last?

[dephoqueboy]

“Oh she thicc…” -idk someone probably

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

the degree to which magic in bbc merlin is an allegory for queerness is insane. what do you mean people with magic hide in fear for their lives because it’s illegal. what do you mean merlin’s mother sent him away to the big city bc she was afraid of what would happen if their small town found out he had magic. what do you mean merlin is taken in by an unmarried old man who used to practice magic but can’t anymore. what do you mean morgana was morally on uther’s side until she realized who she was and that he was wrong for wanting people like her dead. what do you mean anti-magical propaganda spreads misinformation that all magic is evil and everyone who practices it is also evil and should be killed. what do you mean there’s a recurring underlying theme of magical being solidarity

[chubbup]

[strwbryfeels]

[boy-toy9000]

top 5 saddest deaths in always sunny

5. dennis's mom - she was too cunty for this world

4. twink mac - twink death comes for all

3. frank's first kiss's offscreen death - frog kid watched his lover croak

2. 4:3 aspect ratio - it really fit the vibe

1. rum ham - rum ham