#this is too off context 😟

[dark-sundrop]

Im a parent now…

You too?

[girl-bateman]

Some days I'm pretty content with my childhood other days I'm ripping my hair out because it just doesn't add up !! someone is hiding things from me !! I don't trust anyone !!

[slytherinshua]

SHUT YOUR PRETTY MOUTH

genre. fluff. warnings. eric's yapping abt furry stuff 😟 reader hates on furries. slight make out. not proofread pairing. eric x fem!reader. wc. 951. request. no. a/n. @hursheys i hope this fulfills your eric delusions ☝️ i kinda hate the ending but whatever we're gonna roll with it. net. @deoboyznet

“So then he was like ‘well that’s totally furry behaviour’, and, obviously, I took offense to that. Cause, like, hello that’s absurd! I’m not a furry. I just bark occasionally—”

You were all too familiar with Eric’s chronic insomnia. Much like a toddler, if he didn’t do enough during the day to exhaust his endless energy, he could easily stay up all night with no sense of time or how tired other people (you) were. You closed your eyes, still half-listening to your boyfriend’s rambling, although you had lost the context of it a long time ago. If you were lucky, you might even be able to fall asleep to his yapping…

As if.

“So I was like, ‘dude, I have a girlfriend, why would you even suggest that’!? They went without me— good riddance— and I blocked them too, so there’s no need to worry. Maybe this is what Kevin meant when he warned me to stop hanging out with random people I meet on the streets. But, I met you on the streets too, so I can’t trust anything Kevin says anymore. Imagine if I hadn’t stopped to get your number at the crosswalk? My life would be so boring now!” Eric continued animatedly, drumming his fingers against the pillow that rested in his lap, picking out the rhythm to one of The Boyz’s songs.

“And I might actually be able to get some sleep…” You interjected with a tired whisper, rolling on your side to face your boyfriend. You opened your eyes with a pointed glare, and Eric’s let out a small “oh”.

“Right. Sorry, baby. You should sleep.” He said quickly, plopping down next to you and planting a quick kiss to your forehead. He was quiet for around 3 minutes, before you heard a small whisper close to your face.

“You don’t ever regret taking my number, do you?” You opened one eye to find Eric staring at you, his eyes wide like a puppy’s. 

“No, I don’t regret it.” You said truthfully, a yawn coming in at the end of your response. Eric smiled slightly, his brain telling him that he should let you finally sleep, but it seemed his mouth had other ideas.

“What if I was a furry? Would you still date me?” You had to hold back a laugh at the question, assuming that it was a reference to his earlier rambling. Although you couldn’t recall how the full conversation had gone, you were pretty sure that even if you did, it wouldn’t help you understand Eric’s brain.

“Who said you weren’t already?” You asked sarcastically, earning a pout from the boy that was almost impossible to resist kissing. 

“What if instead of talking to you I just barked in response?” 

You raised an eyebrow at him, silently judging his train of thought that was getting increasingly more unhinged with every minute that went by. You being extremely tired didn’t help with your patience for his incessant questions. You loved your boyfriend, you really did. But sometimes you just wanted him to shut up and let you sleep.

“What if instead of walking—”

Eric thankfully was not able to finish his sentence, which you could only assume had something to do with crawling on all fours or galloping around like a pony, because you had finally given in to your thoughts and shut up his rambling with your lips. He was shocked at first, frozen in place from your sudden movement. But kissing you was as natural as breathing to him, so he quickly found his rhythm, pulling you closer by your waist and kissing you deeply. 

“Was that a yes?” Came Eric’s first words when you broke off for air. 

“If you mean breaking up if you became a furry, then definitely yes. Now shut your pretty mouth.” You stated clearly before crashing your lips onto his again, giving him no opportunity to protest.

It was surprising how easy it was to get lost in the kiss even when you were exhausted. With Eric eagerly leading, it was simple enough to just let him do most of the work. You tangled your fingers in his blonde hair as he squeezed your waist, letting his tongue slip past your lips gently. 

It seemed your kissing idea worked wonders to exhaust your boyfriend’s energy, as when he broke it off and fell back onto the pillow, he wrapped you up in his arms and let his eyes fall close. You could feel his heart racing, your ear resting over his chest. His cheeks were flushed a pretty pink colour and his lips slightly swollen from the prolonged kiss. As his heartbeat slowed to a regular speed, you naturally matched your breathing with it, and the repetition lulled you to sleep quickly.

Eric held you tightly in his arms, listening to your steady breathing. He was tired, but his mind still raced with thoughts. Rather than meaningless questions he loved to throw at you, they all shifted to thoughts of you. He didn’t deserve your patience at the best of times, and was forever thankful that you truly loved him for himself. 

He knew he could be overbearing and exhausting at times, but he tried his best to balance it with the soft romantic moments that you and him both loved. You were quite similar to each other, the more Eric thought about. Although you were definitely more subdued, which balanced his exuberant energy quite well.

He sniffed, not having realized until now that his eyes had welled up with tears from his thoughts. He sheepishly blinked them away and held you a little closer in his arms, falling into his dreamland with you.

↳ the boyz taglist (bolded could not be tagged): @eternalgyu,, @blossominghunnie,, @cosmicwintr,, @weird-bookworm,, @haecien,,

@lecheugo,, @seunghancore,, @heavenfilm,, @recordsfilm,, @bananabubble,,

@talking-saxy,, @cupidslovearrows,, @hursheys,, @gong-fourz

[mulletmitsuya]

Sano Groupchat (and closely affiliated)

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, the word necrophilia is mentioned twice, mentions of kidnapping, mentions of drugging, also a "description" of a penis (it's not what it sounds like i swear)

Side note: i've realized that my warnings without context, make me look like a crazy person so please bear with me 😔🙏

Desc: Mikey gets kidnapped by a crazy fan and so forth (i'm so bad at these, might remove them 💀)

Shinichiro: Mikey, we're glad to have you back. i'll release a statement saying you need to recover from the traumatizing situation you've just been through. just rest up okay?

Emma: yeah, we're here if you need anything :((

Izana: you're alive, so

Emma: Izana ☹️

Izana: ...

Izana: we are here to support you through difficult times

Izana: as your "siblings" 🙂

Shinichiro: what are the quotation marks for bud 😞✊?

Izana: my hand slipped

Shinichiro: oh okay then!

Mikey: guys

Shinichiro: Draken, how's the arrest going?

Draken: the girls trial is in a few weeks from now and she can't afford bail so she's locked up

Mikey: guys it's not that deep

Mikey: like, it's not as big of a deal as you're making it out to be

Izana: see? he's fine

Emma: YOU WERE MISSING FOR 2 WEEKS

Emma: YOU WERE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED BY A CRAZY FAN. IT'S A BIG DEAL

Mikey: but they didn't hurt me?? they made all my favourite snacks and food and tucked me into bed every night. which maybe was a little weird but i still liked it. i had a very good time actually. so why are we arresting her? she's chill fr

Draken: that's all she did?

Baji: how do you know she didn't drug you in your sleep and do things to you 🤨

Mikey: bro?

Shinichiro: Keisuke, that's a very sensitive topic for some people, so let's not say it so casually okay?

Baji: what?

Baji: is it a long shot to say Mikey was touched or something?

Baji: i mean, what other motives did she have

Baji: and you guys saw her tweets right? she's obsessed with you

Baji: wasn't she the one who calculated the circumference, length, girth and colour of your penis??

Draken: no that's another one

Baji: nvm

Baji: that was Haruchiyo

Haruchiyo: fuck off

Mikey: Baji we literally go to onsens together with Haruchiyo. you've all seen my penis 😐

Baji: hard and soft are two different things

Baji: you pervert

Haruchiyo: it wasn't me, what the fuck?

Haruchiyo: i'm too famous to be risking my reputation like that

Haruchiyo: i'd need a burner account no one could access, which i don't have

Haruchiyo: so no Baji, i don't have a Mikey fanpage

Haruchiyo: that would be crazy and weird and bordeline insane

Baji: i didn't say any of that?

Baji: and you are all 3 of those things🤨

Mikey: well whatever cause everyone was wrong. it's small

Mikey: you know what it's not even small. it's average for my size, actually

Mikey: i mean i'm 5'3 yk. what did people expect

Mikey: like, it would look weird if i had a big one

Mikey: it would be disproportionate to have a big one

Mikey: i see people saying "i know it's big���" or stuff like "i wanna gag on it"

Emma: gross

Emma: why are you telling us this 😟

Mikey: which i find really flattering

Draken: flattering isn't the word i'd use

Mikey: yeah thats cause you're a fucking prude, Ken-chin

Draken: it's cause i have a wife, jackass

Emma: 😊❤

Mikey: but seriously it wouldn't make sense for me to have a big penis

Baji: excuses excuses 🙄

Mikey: my penis is fine

Baji: they gave you dick dysmorphia

Mikey: whatever it's not like i'll use it anyway

Baji: bottom?

Mikey: i just don't like sex 😐

Izana: are we here to listen to Mikey talk about his small dick or what

Shinichiro: yeah maybe we should... not

Mikey: well, yours is skinny so whatever

Shinichiro: no it's not 😕

Shinichiro: i've had many people compliment me for my size, actually

Izana: "many"

Izana: "people"

Mikey: we know it's not girls, just say you fuck men (Wakasa) dude

Baji: no girl wants you bro

Baji: (isn't it Takeomi?)

Mikey: (Takeomi is violently homophobic)

Baji: (oh yeah)

Haruchiyo: what are you guys doing

Mikey: (whispering)

Haruchiyo: you guys are texting

Haruchiyo: we can all see this

Haruchiyo: are you fucking dumb

Haruchiyo: not you, Mikey

Mikey: thanks Haru 😋

Baji: he was doing it too???

Baji: i get why Takeomi was homophobic 😒

Baji: (when are you going to address his crush on you, Mikey)

Mikey: (it's not a crush, you ever heard of bff's, Keisuke🙄?)

Baji: (that's like saying me and Kazutora are bff's)

Mikey: (you are?)

Baji: (i'm in love with him)

Mikey: (oh yeah)

Mikey: (but Haru isn't in love with me)

Baji: (he probably creams his pants when you use that nickname)

Haruchiyo: i can see this

Haruchiyo: you aren't "whispering"

Haruchiyo: IT'S A FUCKING GROUPCHAT

Draken: does this matter?

Draken: we were talking about the fact that Mikey was kidnapped

Draken: Baji is right, something really bad could have happened if they have you longer

Draken: along with the statement, we need to talk to your fans man

Draken: this is a line crossed

Baji: no shit

Baji: also, why didn't you, i don't know, fight back and escape or something?

Mikey: i didn't want to hit a girl 😔

Mikey: like i said, i enjoyed my time there

Mikey: knew you guys would find me eventually so it was like, a side quest

Draken: of course you'd call a kidnapping a side quest

Emma: how'd she even kidnap you?

Mikey: she saw me at a convenience store and they'd run out of my favourite sweeties

Mikey: and i was whining about it to the cashier, so i guess she overheard

Mikey: and she said she had some in her car

Mikey: so i go there with her

Mikey: then she asked for an autograph

Mikey: then i'm pretty sure she drugged me with chloroform or something cause i was out

Emma: chloroform isn't like the movies. it takes a while to knock someone out, so that's not really likely unless you stood there and took it

Mikey: ...

Mikey: ok fine, do you want me to say i fell asleep in her car? huh?

Mikey: cause that's what i did

Izana: it's like you *want* to die or something

Izana: nvm

Baji: are you stupid or something

Draken: Mikey

Draken: you are 25 years old

Draken: and you're telling me

Draken: that you fell for the "hi kid, want some candy?" trick

Draken: are you fucking serious

Shinichiro: Mikey...

Shinichiro: you could have gone to another store 🙁

Shinichiro: i almost lost you

Shinichiro: because of jellybeans? really?

Mikey: they're my favourite sweet okay ☹️

Mikey: and i was lazy and tired

Mikey: hence, falling asleep

Baji: he has to have necrophilia or something

Shinichiro: i don't think that's the word buddy

zana: "necrophilia"

Izana: didn't you graduate?

Baji: working on it 💪

Izana: ah alright

Izana: what's your IQ?

Baji: below average

Mikey: Baji, don't tell people that ☠️

Izana: ...

Izana: wow he actually answered me

Emma: *sigh*

Draken: what's the point of tying out your physical actions

Emma: shut up a little babe

Draken: ok

Emma: what Baji meant, was necormancy

Draken: that's incorrect, babe

Emma: omg can we just wrap this up

Izana: both of you are wrong 💀

Izana: what is wrong with you people

Izana: necrophilia= sexual attraction to a dead body

Izana: necormancy= communication with dead people

Izana: narcolepsy= condition characterized by an extreme tendency to sleep

Izana: i'm assuming you guys meant to say the third one, for Mikey

Izana: holy shit

Emma: no need to be mean about it 😒

Baji: i'll add those to my "new words" list

Mikey: maybe i do have that

Mikey: i do fall asleep in very odd places

Emma: you know what we can talk about this tommorow. time out

*only admins can send messages*

[imsofreakingtired]

my arcane hyperfixation origin story is that initially i wasn't too interested in it despite knowing it had lesbians bc i don't normally like animated shows/movies.

but then i came across a sevika edit and thought "omg who is this DIVA."

in her edits i saw the shot of her after the explosion out of context and thought "oh so. she DIES. 😟"

so for 3 LITERAL YEARS i put off watching arcane because i thought that the one character i had already designated as my fave dies early in the show and i didn't want to go through that emotional void

but honestly after finally watching it,,, idk if it wouldn't have been better to just stay blissfully ignorant...

[sweetpea-sprite]

(Hi its me again) I don't really understand the deal with nicky. Could you enlighten me. please

oh man i just explained him to someone else on discord a few days ago here let me copy paste

nicky is a little bastard who yeah is oliver's rival in the coliseum. they become rivals because nicky declares himself "the best [familiar keeper] in the last 100 years…" and oliver's like "…? did you have to fight a bunch of geezers and ghosts or something" and nicky goes ……………………………OKAY. FUCK YOU TOO. and oliver goes …wait i didn't mean it as an insult i'm sorry and nicky goes NO NO NO. WE'RE FIGHTING NOW. and then you battle him and afterwards nicky declares oliver his NEMESIS!!! and oliver's like ? okay

he then shows up in every division of the coliseum after that. you don't even battle him until the second last division he just shows up and oliver is like omg hi nicky :] and nicky goes haha… you're doing pretty well… as expected of my NEMESIS!!!!! and oliver goes …thanks…!

at one point he tells oliver the story of the coliseum. for context, oliver has already been told that the prize for winning the coliseum is "pandora's box" by the sponsor of the place, giovanni gappolino, and that it "holds all the hope and hopelessness of the world" (much like the real story of pandora's box). the whole league is i believe actually called the pandora league? fun fact even in wotww's files the solosseum is still referred to as "pandora". anyway at one point nicky comes in and tells oliver about the island they're on and mentions the box and tells oliver "we both have hope and hopelessness waiting for us, don't we? which do you want to hold onto, oliver?" and then WALKS OFF. extremely cryptic and STRANGE. hope that doesn't come back to bite us later

in the ultimate division (which the game pretends is the last division but is actually the second last) nicky is your last opponent. this time he and oliver have an actual not-one-sided argument beforehand where they fight about training techniques (oliver thinks you should be friends with your familiars and you will win :] nicky is horrified by this outlook and snaps at him that you have to research and if a familiar isn't good enough you don't fucking use it. obviously) then they battle and come out of it like okayyyy maybe you have a point. and now they're actual friends :] isn't that nice. and they make a promise to see each other again. wow :]

the game reveals the ACTUAL last division, ultra ultimate, where you fight the sages and solomon and umbopa and then NICKY SHOWS UP!!!! yeah he beat all of those guys too. he says some actually insanely gay shit to oliver ? and they're both hyped for the battle and THEN. when you WIN. he comes out muttering about not being good enough. insists he's fine. and he reveals that his father is actually giovanni gappolino, the sponsor of the coliseum, who oliver is going to fight next. and he says "some days i like to pretend the entire reason the pandora league exists is so my father and i could battle… that's another reason i really wanted to win. but, i guess that's not happening…" then he wishes oliver luck and walks off. this makes me go crazy. turns out all his overconfidence is fake and covering up for his insecurities and he really just wants to impress his father. slams my head into the desk

the end of the ultra ultimate division reveals that the actual reason the pandora league exists is to find and train someone who could defeat the evil wizard king, at the top of moya tower on nazcaa. nicky knew about this - he appears and gives oliver the final prize, pandora's box. upon opening it (😟) out pops a mandragorer :] giovanni says IN FRONT OF HIS LOW SELF ESTEEM SON WHO WAS ALSO COMPETING FOR THIS that he's really glad that OLIVER'S the one who made it here. khulan tells oliver to hold onto hope. nicky wishes oliver luck. :]

you go fight the wizard king. you may know that after you do this it's implied oliver will follow in his footsteps and also be evil. and the world shall kneel before him etc etc. …um. hey guys i don't think he's going to hold onto hope. we both have hope and hopelessness waiting for us, don't we? which do you want to hold onto, oliver? through this it's implied oliver will choose hopelessness and nicky will choose hope. we don't KNOW what happens here because the game doesn't tell us. but do you think nicky tried to stop him. do you think he failed.

anyway to finish here's a selection of real things nicky says to oliver

“oh, oliver… i’m so glad you and i are both alive at the same time!”

“i couldn’t care less about the stupid prizes here. the moment we begin our battles is just such a high for me! i can’t get enough!”

“we don’t need to say anything… it’s just us and the battlefield. you know what i’m talking about, right?”

“i hope we meet again, oliver! someday… that’s a promise!”

“it is only by the divine wisdom of the gods that we are even able to exist in the same age of history! don’t you think so?“

“i’m going to wait here for you. i’m going to wait, and dream about a rematch. so come back, okay?”

[cressthebest]

Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 20

chapter 35:

1. 😟 james’ first kill had a wife and two little girls. i- these chapters always start off by hitting hard

2. “James, who is—for some reason—glaring at Frank like he's kicked his cat. James doesn't even have a cat. His cat is dead. Has been for years, so Sirius isn't sure what that's all about.” 😭😭😭😭 girl wtf

3. “Pandora marches off after the mayor with the clear determination to organize that poor man's entire life, which maybe he needs, honestly.” queen 👑

4. girl, why is james so possessive of sirius around frank?

5. ALICE MENTION!!!

6. awww james is jealous. that’s actually kinda funny

7. poor frank is caught up in a lot of jealousy

8. i’m far too worried for effie and monty. like, unreasonably worries

9. i- bernice was a mother to an INFANT. i- all these people who are young parents fucking hurt. i know that’s the point, but it hurts

10. ew, we have to deal with the malfoys and blacks i don’t want to do this

11. “For example, Regulus did not understand when he was a child that Bellatrix is fucking insane. He understands now, of course” 😭😭

12. 😧 bellatrix just- got away with murder. and she did it just to make her younger sister’s life a little easier. he didn’t even do anything wrong. i- regulus is right in calling her fucking insane

13. “Narcissa is not, and never has been, fragile. Oh, she pretends to be, sure, but she's as dangerous as her sisters, especially because you don't expect it.”

14. 💕💕NARCISSA💕💕 asexual lesbian queen

15. “”I want to raise a child. He wants to train a Victor."”

god, that hurts. lucius needs to go rot in a ditch

16. i hate bellatrix, but she’s honestly a pleasure to read about

17. 😧😳 FUCKING WILD. every time reg tells someone not to touch james or he’ll [do something], nobody ever believes him, then he follows through with exactly what he threatened. also, maybe bella needed her hand to be stabbed with a fork

18. i love that sirius has no context, but he is IMMEDIATELY gonna throw fists with bella, no questions asked

19. REMUS LUPIN!! HE RETURNS!!!! MY LOVE!!

20. AWWW PANDORA IS A QUEEN!! THIS IS A SURPRISE FOR SIRIUS

21. SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP!! HIS WORDS ARE “HI SWEETHEART” I AM NOT FREAKING OKAY

[dmercer91]

the one idea that won’t leave my head is black cat!reader having a horrible day, and not caring who’s around, she’s laser focused on finding luca, and she just clings to him

and maybe there’s tears involved, maybe there’s not, but either way, she (accidentally) let’s a few of the boys see her for her

the team loves!!!! landen

so much

and they all want to comfort her so bad (the only one that tries is mark. no thoughts, head empty)

after the whole ordeal she and luca are at home and she’s like 😟 they saw me emote

i also realized after reading this that i’ve never given any context as to who the fuck lola is so! lola is landen’s ex girlfriend. they’d initially got the apartment that lan is living in with luca this year together and then landen found out that lola was cheating on her and had never really been wlw to begin with.

lola was bicurious and her friend group had told her to use landen as a test. she’d realized after the first night that she wasn’t actually bi, but continued to drag lan on because landen loves really hard and she would’ve done anything for lola

after the breakup- landen shut down and locked lola out of the apartment with bags of most of her stuff at the front door. the bags were taken and lola never got her stuff back.

lan felt really guilty about it but luca and adam have both told her a million times that it wasn’t her fault, she was upset and if anything the bags being taken was karma

when landen started having luca over at the apartment, they ordered food and lola ended up being their delivery driver. she figured this was her chance to get her things back and when luca opened the door lola got extremely jealous and pretty much refused to believe that landen could be with him

landen took that really personally, cause she honestly has a little bit of an insecurity that she’s not the typical hockey gf and that she’s in over her head

she took the food and slammed the door in lola’s face and she absolutely refuses to speak to her.

she often comes up to lan at parties and on campus to try and tell her off and threaten to sue- which only started after she found out about luca

landens offered to pay her off and luca has even told lola and her boyfriend several times that everything was a complete accident, but they think the worst of landen and refuse to believe it

feeling too hard | opposites attract au, lf63

landen walked into yost with her head down, looking at the shoes she walked by until she saw a pair she knew belonged to someone she’d be comfortable looking at, or talking to

when she saw seamus’, she paused, eventually deciding that if it wasn’t gonna be luca himself, or at least rutger- she was gonna take someone she knew would help.

she looked up, seamus immediately stopping in his tracks at the tears that were welted in her eyes.

“luca. i’m getting luca, one sec, lan,” he rushed, spinning in the direction of the dressing room and going right to lucas cubby

by the time the boys had reached her again, she was sat with her legs crossed on the floor and her head hung. luca kneeled in front of her, her body immediately shifting forward so her head was on his shoulder.

he adjusted, taking her arms and wrapping them around his neck as he sat down, pulling her into his lap and kissing her temple

“what’s wrong, pretty? what happened?” he murmured softly, seamus having left the two of them to talk with some semblance of privacy

“i’m so tired, lu. i didn’t sleep last night cause of my presentation, which went horrible, cause she prof kept cutting me off to tell me to talk louder,” she started, slouched against him in complete exhaustion

“n’ then i worked from 10-6 and everyone was so mean today, it was really busy. someone pushed cudo and then knocked over all his food. a lot of people just kept arguing and i was alone today,” luca frowned to himself, knowing that she’d probably not be so upset had she been the only one affected

she could take a lot on herself- but the minute someone she loves is facing the same feelings she shuts down. everything falls and the stuff she’d already gone through only piled onto her frustrations

cudo was one of her favourite things in the world

“lola came to the store at the end of my shift.” she said, and luca froze. his hand stopped gliding up and down her back and his lips parted in shock.

“i just wanted to be left alone and so i just stood there and let her talk and then i walked away mid conversation and went on auto pilot to get here. i just needed to see you and everything is happening all at once and i don’t-“ she took a deep breath, trying to collect herself before the tears trapped on her waterline started to fall

“i haven’t been this overwhelmed in a long time and i’m feeling too many feelings and i want it all to stop,” she breathed out, sniffling into his shoulder and closing her eyes tight.

luca squeezed her closer, heart aching as he felt her finally start to cry, her body shaking in his arms.

“shh, angel. i’ve got you,” he whispered, holding the back of her head and keeping his lips pressed to her nose, kissing in between his sweet nothings.

he pulled the hat off his head, brushing her bangs back out of her face and putting his hat on her, backwards so that the hair would stay out of her face. he tightened it, fixing his hair slightly

“there, pretty. got your hair out of your face. i can get you something to eat? or i can have shea bring you my sweater,” she just nodded, looking up at him from his shoulder with shiny eyes and a sad look.

“alright, come on,” he helped her up, pressing a kiss to her lips before guiding her over to where they kept all the food, some of the guys that had been eating eyeing them a little.

she grabbed a bottle of water, a fruit cup and a granola bar, looking up at luca to confirm that she was ready to go back out to the hallway.

“i gotta get my gear on, pretty. but i’ll bring you my sweater and you can go sit on the bench. know you get hot, and the sound of our skates might drown out that head of yours’ hm?” she nodded, pulling him down to kiss her lips again

once she’d gotten his sweater, she made her way to the ice and sat cross legged on the bench, opening up her granola bar.

mark was the first one to get out onto the ice, taking a lap and then stopping at the bench.

“do i have to fight anyone? i’ll fight someone.” he joked, giving her a dumb grin as she chewed on her snack and eyed him, unsure.

“god?” his smile widened, and he nodded

“and i’d win,” he winked, taking off for another lap as she looked at her lap, fighting a smile.

[conceptofjoy]

you're right abt ultdirk and rosebot because from the commentary of the original team (i haven't read the commentary from the new team idk what they're up to) ultdirk and rosebot were written to be representative of adam and eve which is kind of 😟 esp when you take some of their word choice in the epilogue/hs2 dialogue into account it suddenly feels reeeaaaally creepy. not in the way that i think we should hunt the writers for sport for doing this because taking scratch's history of grooming rose into account it's not exactly out of line with ultdirk's character so i'm not even saying that it would be a bad writing decision. but then i don't want to bring any of that up ofc because 1) there's going to be the people who just want to turn that dynamic into incest porn and 2) i don't want to look like a freak who's reading too much into it (because realistically i could just be way off base) and be mistaken for the previously mentioned category of people

idk the word choice the team/person used to say that bc ive only heard it second hand, if it was meant to be jokey, an unthought out comment, or like a heavy handed heads up, so i dunno what to say w out the context. if its the latter (god i hope) it's a real fuckin interesting addition to the unreliable narrative thing bro's got going on. to be honest, it sort of seems that dirk doesn't want to reckon with perceiving his actions in this way unironically, while simultaneously wringing her of everything she has to give to him and verbally "putting her on a pedestal"/ saying shes a "co-conspirator".

rose believes she has autonomy, she believes she went with dirk out of her own volition, but how much of it was the combined socialization efforts to make her want to serve "the greater good" as well as her falling into ascension/ getting put in that damn bot? dirk needs two seers to win, they dont need him.

pg 612-613

this is the most clear cut excerpt i can make but like . it gets my point across.

[ayahtiicoree]

literally me venting ab my parents bc tumblr is my emotional support animal feel free to ignore

oh and TW, abuse su1cide, SH

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ok no but genuinely I acc don’t get why my parents, mostly my dad, hate me sm. they genuinely just don’t fucking like me and I lowk just don’t gaf anymore?? And why is my dad so bipolar bro bc one sec he’s literally beat me with his charger WIRE💜 (I’m being deadass btw) and the next second he’s bringing me chocolates and asking for my forgiveness?? Ho stfu

lowk feel like my mum doesn’t give a shit ab me either bc why is it that when she first found out I SH she literally shrugged it off and the second time when she found out I relapsed she told me to not do that shit again and threatened to have me wheeled off to a psych ward?? Hi hello good evening to you too?? What happened to familial love wtf?

and idk but I literally always get in trouble for stuff and my brothers never do. Like for example, the other day my brother chewed up a fruit bar and spat it out into my drink when I wasn’t looking and when I told my mum she said she didn’t care and she was too tired to deal with it, so I went and poured out my drink obviously?? But my sink has a filter so it collected all the chewed up shit in my drink so I took the filter out of my sink and poured the chewed up shit into my brothers literal tap water, and he went and told me off and then I got the Sri Lankan beaten out of me 😟😟

and the other day my brother literally poured water all over me for no fucking reason, and I was washing the dishes so I splashed water at him, and obv he snitched on me and I literally got in sm trouble?? My mum could quite literally see water dripping from my hair and clothes but he never gets into trouble.

whenever I retaliate against my brothers, why to do they always get away with it, but I don’t?? And my parents say it’s bc I’m more mature than him as if he isn’t only a year younger than me. Like when my parents were out so my brother decided to make some oven pizza and he asked me how to do it. And I didn’t open it for him bc, and ISTG, I’ve showed him how to do it a multitude of times, so I told him to figure it out. (All he had to do was look at the back of the box to see how long the cook for and what temperature, turn on the oven and then set the temperature and timer, and my oven is REALLY simple). But instead he called my mum and told her I was being rude bc I wouldn’t help him, and when my dad got home he called me a nasty bitch bc ‘just because I know doesn’t mean he should know’. Like what 😭😭 stfu bc he literally knows how to do it, IVE been showing him since he was 10 years old, and your son is big big 18years old??

ISTG whenever I go to my mum bc my brothers being a nasty piece of shit, she literally gets angry at ME and says that I’m disturbing her peace, to just ignore it because she doesn’t wanna deal with it because she’s tired, but if I splash a little water at him I literally get beat 😭 excuse me??

and then they ask me why I’m like this and why I SH?? Like when my mum found out I relapsed back in November last year she said it was bc of the internet and bc I was doing it for attention. Like pls what 😭😭 byee bc you and my dad are literally the reason I’ve tried to kms several times, istg my ONLINE friends and my platonic wife @/tsurihana are lowk the only reasons I’m still on this planet bye like are you fucking dumb or smth??

And this morning I couldn’t find my headphones and I was lowk freaking out bc my headphones are basically like my life support and my mum got so pressed about it like HOE💜💜 I would much rather listen to The Neighbourhood and Artic Monkeys than have to listen to you and my dad scream at each other 😍😍 hoes js be dumb there’s no fixing her

Anyways that’s basically it, if you acc read this then thank uu for listening to me rant!! Ily!!

Oh and for some context, I live with my younger brothers, the older one is 18 and the youngest one is 14. And I have 2 half sisters (on my dads side) who don’t live with us

[thousand-winters]

Ask game 🛼🍄🍬🥐🧩!

Hello, friend!!! I hope life has been treating you kindly lately 💖

🛼 ⇢ Describe your latest wip with five emojis

Going to use literally the last document I opened for this but: 😟🏃🏰🛌😢

🍄 ⇢ Share a headcanon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

I have a little hc that during the period of time between Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn, while Ike was kinda getting used to being the leader of the Greil mercenaries in peace times, sometimes he would get too stressed and irritable, so Soren would do something about it.

The "something" in question being going to him like "Ike, I have something very important to report" and while Ike's kinda only half paying attention, immersed as he is in his own head, Soren will just say a shitty joke in a deadpan. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" sort of dumb joke.

He doesn't even think they're funny, but they make Ike snort in disbelief and, since he knows Soren isn't the type to randomly crack jokes all of a sudden, he can tell what he's doing. Those times always end on a smile and a "thank you, Soren".

🍬 ⇢ Post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

I didn't really think this was an unpopular opinion but I see it somewhat often around, the idea that Hunter killed people during his time as Golden Guard and I really don't agree with it. I feel like if Belos had made him do that, Hunter would have cracked so much earlier because his compassionate nature would be at odds with the act itself, even if he had been told they were bad people. He couldn't even get himself to catch Luz in Hunting Palismen, so I think he would have let a shit ton of people go and Belos wouldn't have taken that kindly.

At most, I can see him unfortunately being involved in someone getting killed in the same way he was with the palismen he handed Belos; aka, him possibly capturing people and those people ending up dead or petrified. But I really, really don't think he ever killed someone himself, and in the case of capturing wild witches and such, I feel like that would have to be a very special occasion too (I feel like lowkey Belos probably always had a certain wariness that his grimwalkers would run off with a wild witch or such, especially if Caleb wasn't the only one who did through his messed up story of brotherly murder and clonation)

🥐 ⇢ Name one internet reference that will always make you laugh 

Oh, my god, there was this meme in Spanish (very unsure if it also exists in English because it's from those monkey puppets that are memes but I never watched the source material of that properly so no idea) that went like: student character goes to present their teacher with a medical justification for missing class while saying something like "I got sick but I'm better now", teacher goes "it says here you got hit by a car and died" and then the student says "wow, science really advances, right?"

I don't think it has the same punch with me saying like this as seeing the thing but for some reason it cracked me up so much when I saw it. Now sometimes if someone asked what happened to me for whatever reason, half the time I go "I got hit by a car and died" and then laugh, which is probably not the best thing to say without context lmao 😭 I don't do it unless it's in a silly kind of context tho, don't worry.

My sister also sometimes will explain things by going "science really advances" and I die every fucking time too.

🧩 ⇢ What will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

1st person POVs, I'm so sorry, I just can't do it 😔 It causes such a visceral reaction of second hand embarrassment in me even if there's no actual embarrassing content in the description. I just cannot do it, it's even worse for me than paragraphs with no space between them or such, depending on the day I can power through those but the 1st person? Nope.

Thank you for the questions!!! From this ask game

[eviltiddyproductions]

Destined With You : Episode 16

I will feel all of the feelings of this being a finale later. HONG JOOOO WHERE ARE YOU ?!!!

my impatient ass sitting through the intro after the first episode 😂😭

why has this loser emptied her purse

lmaoooo she even scared me for a minute

oh god bless for once my sister didn’t get tricked into something (again!)

he’s so nasty and this plot is so absurd 😭

GET AWAY FROM HER !!!!

GOOD JOB HONGJOOOO

YOU BETTER DASHI RUN 🏃‍♀️

ooh she’s rocking the Duan Jiaxu fit from Hidden Love!

where are you running towards Sinyu and if you’re running why is the police not following you 😭 ???

sis you should’ve just ran 😩😩😩

but also saying ‘you’re just insane’ to his face before he kidnaps you again was kind of a serve 💅

Sinyu has gotten zero days of rest since he got out of that hospital

he’s got the red string of fate tied to my sister NOOO GET AWAY FROM HER !!!

his creepy ass turning towards her with the blood red moon behind him

all about that fate and going into the next life and the second the police flashes light on him he cut the string…. nasty loser 😭

Rowoon’s acting’s gagging me rn like suddenly I’m genuinely feeling the shock of seeing someone you love passed out (possibly dead)

someone hold my hand 😭

not this romantic music playing

‘hong jo ah’

police !!! paramedics !!! where are y’all 😭😭😭😭😭😭

oh 💔💔💔

the way he leapt off of the ambulance

oh my heart

the tiny nurse 💀

my poor bean

hongsinyu nation we made it !!

mother is here 😭💕💕💕

who even asked the dad to be here like go work on your failing company idk 😭

I thought he was going to talk about the curse he’s talking about the baby 😭💀

they’re being so adorable rn

the office couple again…

everything that hongjoo does goes public but at least this time it’s for the greater good!!!

talk your shit office girlies! chew Nayeon’s head off 😍😍😍

recorded by the weirdo assaulting ex of Nayeon, isn’t it

exactly bean, you don’t have to thank or forgive him at all!

Nayeon’s getting dumped again lol. right after she suggests marriage too 😭

lmaooo I know he isn’t calling her a bully and a bad look, he was sexually harassing people in the first episode

my babies are on my screen again 🥰

oh he’s still got that bracelet on! <3

my sweetest beans !!!

lmfao Mr. Kwon

oh I was genuinely scared when I saw someone near Hong Jo’s house staring from the mirror, it’s just Nayeon

that shove was satisfying

get your lick back bestie !!!

Mr. Kwon bodied the construction loser 💸

are they going to do the perilla leaves trend thingy

can he just leave the marriage thing alone for 5 seconds

Subway !!!! I know it’s for ease of shooting but these sandwiches in the kdramas are so dry 😭 like it’s technically not the best advertising like babe what are you even eating 😩 just bread ???!

I don’t fully get them but look at Ms Ma getting married in a suit !!! 🩷 oh just saw her whole fit. well a blazer !!!

lmao Mr. I wear shirts at home Sinyu is wearing a simple T-shirt to this wedding 😂😭

I can’t believe it’s ending so quickly, I’m not ready to let go 😩

I knew our princess Sinyu was going to catch the bouquet 😂

they finally get to enjoy cherry blossoms together 😭💕

LMAOOOO the lawyer bestie became an actor?!!! did not see this (adorable and fun) plot twist coming 😂

the old man being investigated instead of being let go by the main leads! progress in the drama world! although I know they’ll defend and help him

and Sinyu’s here!

he’s going to move in isn’t he 💀

lmaoooo she pounced on the car and he pounced on her I LOVE THEM 🦁

aaaaah they’re both so cute 😭😭😭😭😭

‘you sure use your money wisely’ ‘you got me here to work’ 😟

lmaooo go off Hong Jooooo !!! queenie 🤣 (context: she just turned off the light and started rolling with him on the bed)

cannot wait to rewatch this series with lightness and fluffiness in my heart !!!

I did not see this coming 😭😭😭 the peach is Sinyu’s little sister 😭😭😭

to be fair Hong Jo had a gulped a lot of poison, they would’ve let us know back then but wow 💀

back at the beach again 🥰

I love how in love they are and how they’re always ready to vocalise it. Oh I love them downnnn

I knew he was going to ask her dad! 🌊

💍🥰💕

they’re back at the mountain, my lil diligent civil servant and grim reaper!

I know y’all are well versed with the other realm but don’t open random relics let me just ����🧿🧿

goodbye my sweet loves 🥹

now what was that little turn of 300 year old Sinyu for 🤨🤨🤨

AAAH it’s over 😭💔💕

can’t wait to rewatch this again! our past and present couple made all the caving plot lines worthwhile. let me go binge from episode 1 again. 💕💕💕

[rainbow-pop-arts]

HOOOOOOGH, it’s time for part 2 of my Trigun Maximum vol 6 thoughts for @trigunbookclub

Some thoughts on TriMax chap 36-37 under the cut!

Legato sure do cares a lot about Knives, that's sweet :D

Look at Legato just hanging

*Gasps* She had the AUDACITY

Silly El Gato just hanging around

Wow, more bad guys

Oh hey, he’s injecting somethi-

Oh……my god

Ain’t no way, a cult that worship plants….who seems to have the same crosses as Wolfwood?

Um yeah…….so this happened

Oh no, that guy fell off

Sneak attack

Look at him hanging around

So they DO have the same crosses as Wolfwood…….is this what people meant when they said Wolfwood grew up in a cult? 😟

Oh that’s sad, the two bad guys debuted and died on the same chapter :( (Is that Livio?  He looks different when I searched up what he looks like in the manga, he had shorter hair, a hat and a mark on the left side of his face)

Ayyo???? Ewwwww, that’s nasty, you know how many germs are in coins and how awful they tastes? >:0 (Haha, long tongue :D)

I know this is serious but….c’mon just look at the angle

So chickens, cows and pigs does exists

Nah man, trauma changes a person 😔

Oh no, a dying plant! (╯•ᗣ•╰)

TriStamp animated the plants screaming in pain and rotting away on their last run so it was uncomfortable to experience

BUT TRISTAMP DIDN’T ANIMATED THEM EXPLODING WHEN THEY DIE OH MY GOD

Oh no, he mad

Um…

UM!!?!?!?! 

Uh yeah, I think he destroyed a whole city but unlike Vash he actually did it on purpose

Just like Mob Psycho 100 for real

Oh naaaaaah, Knives killed Conrad (See, he still cares about Vash! He literally freaked out when he learns that Vash’s hair is turning black too! 😁)

They’re brotherly bond is still strong, Vash can sense Knives's screams 😔

That’s all for part 2! (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ) Bonus: So uh, the context is that there’s a picture on Pinterest of the ’98 anime (looks like it’s from a magazine) where it shows the characters after the anime ended and then I saw…this comment

[fangirlstorycreator]

Terry CK X Reader

Context: You find Terry passed out! 😟💚

You had been out shopping with your friend for the afternoon, Terry was just relaxing at home. You asked him before you left if he wanted to come with you, but he said he was feeling tired and politely declined. You gave him a kiss goodbye and spent a few hours buying clothes and hanging out with your friend. When it was time to head back home, you were given a lift by your friend and she dropped you outside yours and Terry's place. "See you soon Y/N" "You too" you say to her before she pulls out of the drive way and makes her way home.

You had your keys in your fingers as your clothes bags were hanging onto your arm, it was a little tricky getting the door open. But when you did, you let out a sigh of relief and pushed the door open. You let yourself in and close the door behind you "Terry, I'm home babe.....babe?" There was no response as you enter through the house. Felling a little concerned, you put the bags down and make your way into the living room. But that's when you see Terry lying on the floor. "Terry!" You run over to him and gently move him onto his back as you look for any injuries. "Terry? Babe can you hear me? Please speak to me" Still there was no answer.

Luckily you were a trained firstaider and knew what to do, but you were still worried about him. You gently patted his shoulders "Can you speak to me Terry?" No response. You check to see if he is breathing, thankfully he is. So your careful as you place his hand under his head, lift his leg and gently pull him towards you as you manoeuvre him into the recovery position. His airway was now supported and he was safe, that's when you call an ambulance. "Hello? I need an ambulance please, it's my boyfriend, I came home and he was passed out in the floor, please hurry" Once the ambulance got the address details, they were on there way to you and Terry. As you waited, you never left Terry's side, gently resting your hand against his cheek as a tear fell down your face.

They had arrived and helped him onto a stretcher, then they took you and Terry to the hospital. When you arrived, the hospital staff said that you had to stay in the waiting room until they had helped Terry. You understood and stayed were you were, as you see Terry's unconscious body being taken down the hall. You waited....and waited....it felt like they had been with him for hours, and yet when you look up at the clock, it's only been 1 hour. You couldn't sit down, you just paced back and forth in the waiting room, unable to stop thinking about Terry and worrying about what was wrong. A few minutes later, a doctor walked into the waiting room and approached you. "Miss L/N?" "Yes, yes that's me. Is he alright? Please tell me he's alright?"

"Dont worry miss L/N, he is going to be fine" You feel like an elephant has just taken its foot off your chest, and you take a breath, only just realising that you were holding it in. "Miss L/N, we have done tests on mr Silver, and we know why he fainted" "What was it?" "It appears that Mr Silver has an iron deficiency. Has he been feeling more tired recently? Or has there been any changes to his diet?" "Now that you mention it, he was feeling really tired today. Hes been like it for about a week, and hes been so busy at work recently that we dont eat dinner a lot together. He finishes so late and he says that he will make himself something" "He needs to consume more iron in his diet, this fainting spell is not a good sign. He needs to get back onto a normal work schedule and back to healthy and consistent diet"

"I will tell him that, thank you so much for helping him doctor. Is he awake? Can I see him?" "He is asleep at the moment, but your more than welcome to sit with him" The doctor leads you down the hall and into Terry's private hospital room. You see him there lead in his bed, he looks so peaceful, and it's a relief to see that he has some colour in his face again. "He should be waking up soon, I will be back when he is and I shall inform him on what hes going to have to do once he's discharged" "Thank you doctor" He leaves as you take a seat at Terry's bedside. Your relived that hes ok and it's nothing serious....but you were still feeling the mixture of emotions you were feeling earlier. You were so frightened when you saw him lying on the floor, you thought you were going to loose him.

You reach out and hold his hand as he laid still, you begin to cry quietly as you look at him sleeping. You couldn't help it, you loved him so much and you had never seen Terry look so helpless and vulnerable. "Sweetheart?" Terry says in a croaky voice as his eyes start opening. "Terry! Oh babe I was so worried about you" "Where am I? And-why are you crying? What happened?" He asks as his fingers brush against your cheek, wiping away a few of your tears. "Terry i came home and I saw you passed out on the floor, i was so scared for you. I called the ambulance and that's why your in hospital" He takes in the room as he looks around. "But? I dont remember? Why did I?...."

"The doctor said that you have an iron deficiency. You haven't been eating properly recently babe, you haven't been looking after yourself, it's been work work work" "John needed me and-" "I dont care what John needs Terry. Working your ass off for John has put you in the hospital and I'm not going to allow that to happen again. I was so scared when I saw you like that, and I will not let the man I love suffer like that again" You say all this to him as tears are still running down your face, and Terry's heart breaks at the sight of you. "Y/N I'm so sorry, I didnt mean to scare you, I love you" "I love you too" He rests his hand against your face and he pulls you in for a loving kiss. "I wont scare you like that again sweetheart, I promise" "I know you wont babe, because your going to do what the doctor tells you, and I'm going to have a word with john"

Terry raises his eyebrow in concern "Umm sweetheart, I'm not sure hes-" "Terry, you are lying in a hospital bed, this has to stop. I'm going to talk to John and weather he likes it or not, he is not going to over work you like this anymore. Not allowing you to even have a blenced diet or time to breath is unacceptable, and hes going to understand that. And if he disagrees with me, hes just going to have to go though me, and he knows he cant take me" Seeing your protective side is really cheering Terry up, and he smiles warmly as he holds your hand. "How did I ever get so lucky to have a girlfriend like you?" "I guess your just a very lucky man" You both smile before sharing another sweet and tender kiss.

[trishapepito]

So I have this idea for quite a while. So Mammon was treated badly like you know badly like heartbreaking in human context and Mammon was so feed up however he can't bring himself to hate his brothers so he opt to end his suffering which is he killed himself peacefully, he was found dead by the brothers and they can't accept the fact that Mammon is gone especially Lucifer who took a big blow on his pride because he was thinking that what he is doing is for the good and his pride cannot accept that Mammon's lifeless body is laying in his sight, he failed again. They suffered delusions for a while and they took medication, even Diavolo was affected because of his idealism and the part Mammon was supposed to be is now non-existent. Barbatos tried to find a timeline where Mammon existed however he didn't expect that by looking far beyond their future he found 2 Mammons reincarnated as humans. The other Mammon is emotionless and, depressed and only expressive to his twin, the other Mammon, the other Mammon is the opposite and quite an achiever, he raised his twin and he have money, their parent's died and they were cast out and forbidden to take their inheritance. Out of the blue the found themselves as an exchange students in RAD fast forward both the twins are closed off from all demons basically suspicious and looking down on them (they changed), they are protective of each other and are indifferent to religion. The brother's tried to make up to Mammon, the achiever one, few only interact with, emotionless Mammon, and (Achiever) Mammon slowly found himself getting acquainted with the Demon brothers and (Emotionless) Mammon slowly disintegrate as he is only a part of Mammon, born from Mammon's emotions from the past life, slowly Mammon remembered his past life. He reach a break down point. The brothers try to reconnect with Mammon, trying to make up with him. Mammon is confuse and grieving from his twin' death. Slowly they mend their broken relationships and its a happy ending although not too OOC.

I hope someone will make a fanfiction out of this 'cause like... I wanna do it so bad but I don't have time to do so like. I'm begging. 😟

[fandom-hoarder]

i see we both have lebanon based fics - so show me your Lebanon!!!

Ooh, ok, (lmaoo, fair warning: this is probably not what one would expect for a Lebanon fic)

So this is yet another thing from the SamDeanMary lactation 'verse, where Mary is still producing breastmilk when Amara brings her back, and Sam starts nursing from her and it's the first time she can see her Sammy in him and they connect emotionally. Then Dean starts watching them and getting really attentive (making snacks to promote lactation), and they start "playing house," keeping Mary producing by nursing regularly. Lowkey, there's some ageplay that they don't really talk about, and Dean isn't looking at why he wants to be such a good husband to Mary and Daddy to Sam so badly. They've been at this so long that Mary is recognized in town as Dean and/or Sam's wife. But at home, Sam is baby, Dean is Daddy, Mary is Mommy.

And then John shows up in Lebanon, and it throws everything off. The idea that everything will have to change (obviously 😟 what would they TELL him?😱) is too much to deal with, and Sam doesn't understand why Dean wished for this, and when Mary shows up with afternoon feeding in mind, Sam needs reassured.

I posted an excerpt a while ago (2022😱), so that's here

God I really want to finish this sometime instead of just thinking about it lol. There's so much in my DMs with @supernaturalkickparty to read back through. (Luckily most of it I copy/pasted somewhere so I don't have to try to scroll back 2 years😅😅)

Many possible routes for dealing with The John Situation -- and there's also an a/b/o side-verse of this where alphas john and dean fight over mary and sam😆 -- but I NEED John to experience Mary being referred to as Dean's wife in town.