#this is the shittest starter

[colettevbellerose07]

🤍Self care 🤍

🤍Bilbo Baggins x modern teen reader

🤍prompts: 1. “Shh, stop fussing. I’m braiding your hair.” 2. “It’s cute that you are trying to protect me and all, but you do know your like a foot shorter than me?”

🤍Summary: Y/N hasn’t been taking care of themselves since they plopped into this world and it shows. Bilbo decides if they aren’t going to do it (self-care) he will make them.

I know all of their fates and I have to stay silent. I know that fili, kili, and Thorin die. I’ve been pretty much avoiding them ever since I got here, as bad as that sounds. I assume it’s been about a week so I still don’t really know anybody that well.

I’m pretty sure they all think I’m weird. My phone has the shittest connection, I literally can only take pictures and charge it, surprisingly. Which is fine I guess It’ll be cool too have proof.

They’ve all been so kind I think I should at least make an effort to engage in conversation. The most they know is my name which isn’t much.

I figured if I was going to try to talk to anyone. It would be the one who didn’t look at me like I was a alien, Bilbo.

“Hi.” I uttered timidly, “Good morning, y/n you have a lovely voice.” He said smiling up at me from his seat on a tree stump. “Um, so, do you- um- possibly..” I said trying to think of what to say to engage a conversation. “Here’s a good starter for you Miss Y/n, how old are you?” Bilbo asked aiding me in my attempts at socializing. “I’m fifteen, you?” I stuttered, “fifteen?! You mean fifteen-hundred?” “No like one decade and almost six years.” I said sitting down crisscross applesauce in front of him. “Why my dear your just a child!” He said worriedly.

“I’m not that young-“ “my dear you are. Why didn’t you tell us you’re age earlier?” “I figured you all wouldn’t care that I was fifteen.” “I can’t believe I let a child go unkempt for almost a week?!” There was no going back. “Come here my dear let us start with your hair, I promise to be gentle.” Bilbo said in a paternal way. “Oh my God, what are you doing?” I protested I had always hated when people messed with my hair. “Shh, stop fussing. I’m braiding your hair.” “Okay just don’t hurt me.” I uttered, “Don’t worry, dear, I shall be extra careful with your curls.” I stopped my protest and let him braid my hair.

I practiced my breathing exercises that I learned with that one app that I can’t remember. “And there so have it, maybe in the next town we stop in I can get you some fresh cloths.” “What? I love the trashy y2k mcbling look I have right now.” I said looking back at him with a smile. He looked and me with a more than confused face. “I’m not going to ask what those things are, but I shall buy you fresher clothes when given the opportunity.”

I got up and stood, “If that’s what you think you should do, then slay!” “Oh no, I’m not doing slaying right now!?” “What do you mean? Slay king.” I said nonchalantly. Bilbo looked alarmed but figured it was probably my culture from where I came from and meant something different. “Ya know, it’s cute that you are trying to protect me and all, but you do know you're like a foot shorter than me?” I joked, “Miss my height does not equal my ability to care and help you.” “I guess so, it’s just- I guess you’re really the only person that puts up with me.” “I’ve observed the way you behave and for lack of better words, you are odd, to say the least, but I’ve also seen just in this short time knowing you, just how great of a person you are. You are kind, humorous, almost naively brave and that’s what I admire about you.” I stood there touched by what he was saying and smiled happily. “Granted you’re opinions are far more complex for most of us and your vulgarity and language are greater than the dwarves, but at least you know when to stop.” He chuckled softly. “Thank you, Bilbo, truly, you’re like my dad in this situation and I’m extremely grateful for you.” He stood up and brought me in a warm embrace, I held on to him I wish my father was more like him.

[vanosslirious]

BBS Dialogue Prompts #208

BBS IRL Names & Alias Prompts and Sentence Starters: [ 6 ]

VANOSSGAMING

What the fuck are you, Delirious?

Kay, Brian, stop singing that song.

Brian, get the fuck out of here or…

Watch out, Cody.

Do you have your laugh track ready, Brock?

Don't let Brock do it, no, don't let Brock!

Oh, what a coincidence that he's not at Nogla's house.

Hey, Brock, turn around.

Hey, Delirious, do you want to go to the bathroom and have sex?

That's what Delirious would do, though.

NOGLA

No, that’s not the right way, Scotty, that’s the wrong way.

Anyway, who wants to do the awkward segue now that fucking Brock left.

You do it, Brian, you lead the way.

Brian, is it down there, this seems like a really obscure entrance.

Where’s Marcel?

Don’t worry, Marcel, you don’t need to get offended, Marcel, I’ll be offended for you.

Not you, Delirious, shut up, you're Batman.

Okay, you can spectate me now, Moo, we're fine.

Good job, Delirious, you escaped.

Delirious, you got me killed, you stupid fuck.

SMII7Y

John has been holding that all game.

I’m sorry, I was going for Grizzy, I’ll be honest.

Uh, John, do you want to talk?

Here you go, Nogla.

Fuck you, Puffer.

I only have one of these, and I’m gonna bet that Puffer has one of them.

Puffer, it’s time to pick up, my friend.

I’m so glad I’m across the table from Matt.

Shut up, Puffer, let it happen.

Puffer, you look like you could use some cards.

H2ODELIRIOUS

See, look, I did it, SMii7y.

Vanoss, turn around, do you want to see something amazing?

Wildcat, do you want to see the bat cave?

Well, Vanoss, you can finally do what you always wanted to do.

Nogla died.

Vanoss, can you get on the tip?

You killed Wildcat.

You're fucking weird, Terroriser.

Vanoss, what the fuck is that, man?

Screw you, Moo!

PUFFER

Grizzy, get in.

Grizzy, I want you to shit on SMii7y.

Matt, he's inside!

Not over here, Goddamn it, Matt!

Matt, why would you do that, you bitch?

SMii7y, we're not doing this.

Oh my God, Pezzy, you're so annoying.

No, SMii7y, go away.

Matt, we're leaving.

Matt just splooshed all over me.

BYZE

I’m already suffering, John, what more do you want from me?

Nah, we're just trying to make the shittest video possible, SMii7y.

Anthony, I'm not going to be mad at you so you don't be mad at me.

Oh yeah, I forgot everything's about you, John, carry on.

Whatever I said, I didn't mean it, everything's about you, John, you don't have to do this.

I'm gonna put a thousand dollars on John for the mullet.

I kinda want to slow down just so I can see John.

John, what position are you in?

It's probably Eli, he's a little sneaky like that.

Anthony, do you want me to help you?

[rintezukas]

Shittest gen for starters (counting final evos more bc thats what your guy spends the most time as) was swsh no question

[crscntwolf-blog]

he knew he wasn’t supposed to be here, oliver knew that aiden and jackson had a point about how often he came into the city, but he was stubborn and he wanted his fix daily, and well, that fix had him coming back much too soon, with little care for who saw him until later that night. stepping out of the bar he’d spent the majority of his day in, oliver had a bad feeling, a feeling that he was being watched, and that was completely plausible. the wolf looked around, but noticed nothing out of the usual – perhaps it was the approaching full moon that him on edge. the werewolf buried his hands into his pockets, pulled up the collar of his jacket and made his way back towards the bayou, looking back every once in a while.

[livylawson]

( @vestalanding​ )

“one of my players hit a ball right at my shin, she claimed it was an accident... honestly, I’m not convinced.”

[gilbertgrief-a]

mind was completely in the clouds , she’d had a million things to do that day and all she wanted was to go home back to bed ---- exhaustion was a perk of being human that she still had to get used to , normally she’d just gulp coffee and it would do the trick but for some reason ---- probably a virus or the flu , it just didn’t want to work . it’s how she didn’t see where she was going and ended up bumping into someone . “ shit ----- i’m so sorry ! ” embarrassment lingering in her tone , cheeks tinted crimson . “ my mind was ---- well it wasn’t here . are you okay ? ” 

[immortalpain]

Orion Open !

Orion resisted the urge to groan as he noticed someone’s eyes on him. This is usually why he preferred to stay in his apartment when he wasn’t working, or getting coffee. Rolling his eyes, he shot the other a glance, before speaking. “You know, it’s rather rude to stare. So either actually start a conversation, or walk away,” He told them, hoping it was the latter. He really wasn’t one for small talk.

[spencerroseofnyc-blog]

“For the love of god, if you don’t choose something for us to watch in the next five seconds I am going to just about lose all my shit.” Spencer warned harmlessly through a whine, as he scrolled aimlessly through his Instagram feed. “And I’m not so pretty when I lose my shit.”

[coryaxley]

|| @josiehearsatoot​

Corban was bored. Having returned to the castle as his sister was absent from home, he searched for - well, anyone. His eyes fell onto the figure of Josie Toots, a smirk crossing his lips. Studying her surroundings, Corban pulled out his wand and while no one was looking, flicked his wrist. The spell he wordlessly conjured caused the other to trip, laughter spilling from his lips. “You really ought to be more careful, Toots. You’ll end up hurting yourself.”

[punkscowardschampions]

Charlie & Ronnie

Charlie: You said you were coming to this thing

Charlie: can I send your apologies instead now?

Charlie: 👍

Ronnie: you wish

Ronnie: ill be there like i said

Charlie: Time management was never one for the CV

Charlie: but you’re already more than fashionably late, dear

Ronnie: &

Ronnie: invite came from mckenna and he dont care

Charlie: It’s not his dinner party

Ronnie: no shit

Ronnie: its not yours either calm down like

Charlie: I’m just saying, you’ve wrangled an invite as is

Charlie: you’re gonna make it more awkward because?

Ronnie: if shes not got you working the door now as another favour why the fuck are you so bothered is what im just saying mary

Charlie: They’re nice kids, whatever beef you’ve got with your brother and the rest, I don’t see why you’ve got to involve them, is what I’m saying

Charlie: they’ve not got fuck all to do with your family drama

Ronnie: err he ll be made up dont you want me to be a boss big sister

Charlie: the kid clearly has his own issues

Charlie: I could spot codependent and toxic before you could walk, don’t lie to me, like

Ronnie: cant walk now so stall the starters or dont

Charlie: For fuck’s sake Veronica

Ronnie: you wanted the truth bitch

Charlie: You can’t show up here high

Charlie: they’ll be terrified, might call the cops

Ronnie: showing up sober is what i cant do

Charlie: don’t you think you should take a break from him

Charlie: whatever you decide to do after, you need to calm it down

Ronnie: it was you who said not to act like he werent about

Charlie: yeah, you can’t pretend it hasn’t happened obviously

Charlie: but that was before you shot him up

Ronnie: and after you told me to look after him

Ronnie: make up your fucking mind baby

Charlie: What would be preferable is you not fucking doing it

Charlie: really should go without saying

Ronnie: it fucking wouldnt

Ronnie: you cant hack living with me on gear how do you reckon itd be with me off it

Charlie: I meant dosing a kid, ‘cos there’s no way it happened the once

Charlie: and there are options for you, for free on the glorious NHS for now

Ronnie: you meant both 🖕 he werent a kid when you wanted to fuck him

Charlie: Not the same is it

Charlie: someone can be old enough for sex and not old enough for you to ruin their life

Ronnie: love ya for the flattery but his life was fucked before he found me

Charlie: was he using

Ronnie: youre the only cunt i know who reckons hes above it even B uses 💊

Charlie: yeah because there aren’t levels to it

Charlie: come off it

Charlie: the 💊s he takes aren’t on the level of smack, at all

Ronnie: mckenna aint never gonna let you daddy him you can stop pretending to give a shit

Charlie: I give a shit because you’re a mess

Charlie: more than usual

Ronnie: i dont usually have to babysit any bastard half brothers like

Charlie: you’re choosing to come tonight though

Ronnie: i owe him after that call centre bullshit

Charlie: and that’s it?

Ronnie: what the fuck else would it be

Charlie: You tell me

Ronnie: i just did

Charlie: Alright then

Ronnie: [show up so he can judge the absolute state of you IRL and have to make allowances for that and how rude you are]

Charlie: [we all know how this goes, feel his shame and judgment in how much work we have to do to cover up your behaviour]

Ronnie: [how offended and upset she would be that he's ashamed of her is killing me because how could he not be babe]

Charlie: [oh honey, like what else could we be lol]

Ronnie: [the real question is have you picked up on the jealous and intense incesty vibes yet boy or what do you think is happening lol]

Charlie: [If anyone would pick up on it, we know you and your possessive energy]

Ronnie: [yeah that was my thought cos he knows her the best and they have their own weird history and vibe so]

Charlie: [he’s obvs not going to talk to you right now because mad and also like !!! but feel free to do some if you wanna]

Ronnie: [gonna have her try and talk to him when Jamie is talking to Joe for obvious reasons lol but before we’re bleeding]

Ronnie: you can lord it you were right but lets bail yeah

Ronnie: charlie come ed soft lad

Ronnie: what you ignoring me for 🖕💔

Ronnie: fucks sake

Ronnie: [after the briefest pause because he won’t immediately reply to her just gotta go into graphic detail about that OD she had in Margate before Joe got there cos he can clearly see all the self harm that’s going on but she wouldn’t have told him about this until literally now]

Charlie: [just a look like DON’T that cannot be overstated]

Charlie: why would you do that

Ronnie: can we fucking go now

Charlie: you can

Charlie: don’t use your self-destruction to hold me hostage, you’re beyond too old for that now, Jesus fucking Christ

Ronnie: [this makes logical sense to be where Sophie pops up with the kitchen roll etc and then bathroomgate so all of that is kicking off]

Charlie: [just out here doing the most to cover for you]

Charlie: what the fuck are you doing

Ronnie: [because they are doing the most in that tiny bathroom LOL you can have a reply once she’s left]

Ronnie: leaving

Ronnie: youre welcome

Charlie: yeah, you did me such a solid there, tah

Ronnie: you too florence dead caring

Charlie: you can’t hack a kid’s dinner party?

Ronnie: fuck you

Ronnie: you know whats wrecking my head

Charlie: yet you can’t leave him alone

Charlie: how the fuck can I do anything if you won’t do that

Ronnie: you werent gonna do fuck all end of

Ronnie: youve not

Charlie: you aren’t a kid, I can’t force you to sort your life out

Ronnie: yeah cos being like you will save me

Charlie: I’m not OD’ing with strangers

Ronnie: 💔 everyone liked you better when you were using

Charlie: you did

Charlie: and that isn’t a good enough reason to be a junkie forever

Ronnie: no shit i did

Charlie: well I’m so sorry your majesty

Charlie: God forbid I sort my life for me

Ronnie: nobody but you gives a fuck you stopped snorting lines out of every twinks arse crack

Ronnie: god forbid you shut the fuck up about it and this recovery bullshit

Charlie: you clearly give a fuck, Ronnie

Ronnie: you give more of a fuck about mckennas flatmates than you do about me

Charlie: that’s bullshit

Charlie: you only came to ruin their night, you got mad when it weren’t going your way

Charlie: you expected me to help?

Ronnie: i dont give a shit about these teenagers

Ronnie: im losing it and you reckon theyre on my mind

Charlie: Is ruining his life going to fix yours

Charlie: no

Ronnie: youve never had to hack this dont fucking tell me how to

Charlie: because you’re the only one who has family issues

Charlie: fuck you, you know I’d give anything to be in your spot

Ronnie: if i could swap our places i would

Ronnie: i dont wanna fucking be here doing this with him & you aint even tried to get your head round that

Charlie: in what world does it need to be like this

Ronnie: the world im living in where the fuck is your head at

Charlie: why can’t you just fucking

Charlie: cut him off or actually try

Ronnie: this is me trying

Ronnie: i didnt hang myself off the back of their bathroom door

Charlie: then you need to stop

Charlie: I’ll tell him to leave you alone now

Ronnie: hes gonna do that now without you flouncing in

Charlie: I’m still doing it, you ain’t here to stop me

Ronnie: hot but you still aint his type

Charlie: not funny

Ronnie: not joking

Charlie: don’t be tapped, I wouldn’t go anywhere near him now

Ronnie: stick your dick where you like i dont give a fuck

Charlie: yeah well I’m slightly more discerning, tah very much

Ronnie: these days

Charlie: yeah, where we live now

Charlie: I’m not trying to relive my worst years every weekend

Ronnie: yeah such a grown up youre having dinner with kids

Ronnie: save this little speech to pull the wool over the eyes of whatever wool homo youre gonna try and pull at the weekend

Charlie: I never said I was there yet

Charlie: better than the state of you

Ronnie: 🖕💔

Ronnie: state of me yeah after whats just happened youve seen fuck all yet soft cunt

Charlie: that’s the sound of me being unimpressed

Charlie: grow up

Ronnie: shut up properly by getting out of my fucking face

Charlie: I’m going out

Ronnie: with your new bezzies

Charlie: what’s it to you

Ronnie: youre not a junkie and youre still the most selfish cunt i know have a word with yourself

Charlie: because I’m not jumping to do exactly what you want, no matter how dumb or shit an idea it is

Charlie: yeah, I’m the problem, alright babe

Ronnie: you reckon you wanna be in my place so bad but you cant even hack it from there

Ronnie: since when have i gotta beg for help off you

Charlie: I wouldn’t act like a dick if anyone from my family reached out

Charlie: and what help? You haven’t asked for help, you wanted me to help you shit on some random kids to make you feel better for 10 seconds

Charlie: if you actually told me anything seriously, if you wanted help and not just someone to get high with

Ronnie: i wanted to fucking leave & cos i didnt its pure fucked now

Ronnie: i am my head is worse than before and you dont give a single shit

Charlie: what did you do

Ronnie: like fuck are you getting the gossip

Charlie: gossip are you serious

Charlie: ‘cos this either is and I’m the shittest mate in the world or it isn’t and it’s ‘gossip’

Ronnie: shittest mate is right weve established it

Charlie: what did you do

Ronnie: fuck you its your fault

Charlie: then tell me what I did bitch

Ronnie: i told you we shouldve gone

Charlie: okay, we should’ve gone

Charlie: go on

Ronnie: you were there

Charlie: yeah, and I was covering for you

Ronnie: yeah well done

Charlie: you say that like I’m meant to know what the fuck you were doing, is my point

Charlie: i was a little busy sorting your mess

Ronnie: you had a cob on over that mess and the one im in after it is loads fucking worse so theres fuck all you can sort for me now

Charlie: calm down and stop being dramatic

Charlie: just tell me and we’ll sort it

Ronnie: fuck off

Ronnie: thank christ i dont need you to calm down

Ronnie: [gonna go get messy obvs so she probably won't reply but if you wanna try go ahead hun]

Charlie: yeah, smack has served you SO well thus far

Charlie: what a great idea

Charlie: come on

Charlie: oh, the silent treatment in return, really

Charlie: very mature

Charlie: I’ll see you when I get home

[igazikutya]

Zajok a nappaliból – Grande Traxelektor 2020 – „MOVE”

A 2020-as összegzés talpalávaló tematikája következik, a táncos bpm szám ellenére meglehetősen eltérő hangzássokkal, ritmikával, gyorsasággal - konkrétan dj izzasztó lenne ezt élőben előadni. Meg hát egy teljes munkanap plusz félóra cigiszünet nélkül. Kiemelendő előadók a kategórián belül Calum Macleod és Liam Robertson dúója a Clouds, akik idén elképesztően aktívak voltak, bár ők annyira undergroundban tolják, hogy az idei kiadványaikból (3 albumnyi Arkiv válogatás pl.) a Discogs és Spotify alig lát valamit, így a szpotis pléjlisztben sajnos ötből egyetlen track található meg. A new yorki Phase Fatale többször járt már Budapesten (2018-ban a ​Lärm-ben hallottam is), idei albumáról a Scanning Backwards-ról három felvétel is kiválasztásra került (a Top12-es albumok közé is bekerült). Jó pár idei kedvencem között megemlíteném a két nagy alkotó remixével felkerült cseh vegyespáros Years Of Denial-t, vagy a különleges hangvételt képviselő spanyol Architectural-t, az örök minőség Black Merlint (két kategóriában is), az XX válogatás-sorozatának másodikjáról két felvétellel jelenlévő spanyol duó Exium-ot, a Bad Manners 4-ról szintén duplázó Vrilt, a két albumról is szelektált Legoweltet, és két újoncot: a japán Kazuho-t és new yorki iráni NGHTCRWLR-t. Nagyon színes évet futott 2020-ban az underground elektronika és ezt kívánom 2021-re is mindannyiunknak! Randomba! Krosszfédbe! Spotify playlist (62/84, 6h19m/8h27m) 1800HaightStreet - Habit Forming [Habit Forming, Not on Label] A Sagittariun - Heart Sūtra [Live From The Sea Of Tranquility, Craigie Knowes] Adam Pits - Real Taste of Gravity [VA - Cosmic Bubbles, Space Lab] Alessandro Adriani - SOUL (Voodoo Mix) [Drama Queer, PAG] Anunaku & DJ Plead - Clap Clap [032, AD 93] Architectural - The Sad Giant [Future was Disco, Architectural] Aux88 - Moonwalker [Counterparts, Direct Beat Classics] Black Merlin - Verticle Shadow [SFORMATOR 2, Pinkman] Blawan - Spooky Fingers [Make a Goose, Ternesc] Carl Finlow - Viroids [Apparatus, 20/20 Vision] Celldöd - En iskall omfamning [Acid Avengers 016, Acid Avengers] Clouds - Gòtha [Arkiv2 «Cold Eye», Track ID] Clouds - Opera 2001 [Opera 2001, Headstrong] Clouds - Ops «Heavens Intercept» [Arkiv3 «Onslaught Ash», Track ID] Clouds - Zeremòn I [Arkiv2 «Cold Eye», Track ID] Clouds - Zeremòn II [Arkiv2 «Cold Eye», Track ID] CT Kidobó - Asymmetrical Ingroup Bias [Exboyfriend, Blorp Music] Dazion - Blood Moon [Blood Moon, Animals Dancing] Desert Sound Colony - Echo Shaper [Pulled Through the Wormhole, Holding Hands] Developer - Gypsy Theme [Sangre Por Oro Part A, Modularz] Donato Dozzy - Tao [The Tao, Samurai] Elements of Joy - PI08.4 [PI08, Pi Electronics] Eric Cloutier - Ekpyrosis [Palinoia LTD 001, Palinoia] E-Saggila - E-5 [Archives 2015-18, Cobalt] Exium – Andromeda [XX Part 2, Nheoma] Exium - Silesian Boy (Exium Remix) [XX Part 2, Nheoma] FaltyDL - Scream Acid VIP for Juan [More Acid & Screaming, Blueberry] Fantastic Twins - Read My Palmer, Laura Style [VA - Bongo Beats and Bankruptcy - The Sound of I'm a Cliché, I'm a Cliché] Forest On Stasys - Shaman Theme (Oscar Mulero Remix) [VA. - The Ugandan Rite, Danza Nativa] Fragedis - Disillusion [VA - Divide & Rule, Pi Electronics] Frak - Starter Pack [Congestion, Go Finger] Function - Binaural [Subject F (Transcendence), Eaux] Guedra Guedra كدرة كدرة - Anlo Kinka [Son Of Sun, On The Corner] Hieroglyphic Being - Tssudew2hwsnt2phdia [The Shittest Sounds U Don't Ever Want 2 Hear With Spiritual Name Titles 2 Prove How Deep I Am Vol. 1, Soul Jazz] Hodge - Lanacut (Shanti Celeste Remix) [Remixes In Blue, Houndstooth] JK Flesh vs Echologist - Fleshology 3 [Echology Vol. 1, Avalanche] KAZUHO - Blitz [Blitz, 99CTS] Kike Pravda - Ground [Ground, Senoid] Krokakai - Far Reaches of Decay [Strange Behavior, Silver Dollar Club] Legowelt - Pancakes With Mist [Pancakes With Mist, Nightwind] Legowelt - TritonProOneS900 [System Shapeshift, Lapsus] Luke Slater - O-Ton Reassembled 3 [Berghain Fünfzehn, Ostgut-Ton] Luz1e - U Said I Couldn39t Do It [Cybernetic Movements, International Chrome] Mike Davis - Beyond the Zero 2 [Beyond the Zero, Brenda] NGHTCRWLR - Let The Children Scream [HiSeq - Let The Children Scream, Amniote Editions] Nightwave - Inner Peace [Inner Peace, Balkan] Patricia - Dripping [Maxyboy, Ghostly International] Pessimist - Ridge Racer Revolution [Atyeo, Ilian Tape] Phase Fatale - Binding by Oath [Scanning Backwards, Ostgut Ton] Phase Fatale - De-patterning [Scanning Backwards, Ostgut Ton] Phase Fatale - Velvet Imprints [Scanning Backwards, Ostgut Ton] Pinch - Accelerated Culture [Reality Tunnels, Tectonic] Porter Brook - Present Tense [Linear Entry To Cyclical Thought, Electroménager] Psychedelic Budz - Faerie Stomp (Adam Pits Undergrowth Mix) [Faerie Stomp, Planet Euphorique] Pye Corner Audio - Resist (John Talabot Remix)[Where Things Are Hollow 2, Lapsus] Red Axes - They Game [Red Axes, Dark Entries] Regis - Untitled 1996 [DN Tapes, Downwards] Richie Hawtin - Time Stands Still [Time Warps, From Our Minds] Rico Casazza - Enada Mello [Purplewave EP, Dionysian Mysteries] Saah - Brainwave [Brainwave / Stygian, Typeless] Sarin - Paradise [VA - Divide & Rule, Pi Electronics] Schwefelgelb - Die Dünne Hand [Die Stimme Drängt, Cititrax] Shinedoe - Nature Save Us [Feelings EP, REKIDS] Silent Servant - Mirror [Drama Queer, PAG] Silicon Scally - Dormant [Dormant, Central Processing Unit] Slam - Memorium [Archive Edits Vol. 4, Soma Quality] Svreca - How To Become Nothing (Desroi Remix) [Peels A Tangerine, Semantica] Teleself - Shepard’s Tone [Jenkem X, Steel City Dance Discs] Terrence Dixon - Framework [From The Far Future Pt. 3, Tresor] Teste - DerBezirk [Graphic Depictions, L.I.E.S.] Timothy J. Fairplay - Skylark II [Skylark II, Mystic & Quantum] Tobias. - 1972 [1972, Ostgut Ton] Tornado Wallace - Mundane Brain [Midnight Mania, Optimo Music] Tramtunnel - Wulfenite [Lost Stones, Neurom] Two Fingers - Fight! Fight! Fight! [Fight! Fight! Fight!, Nomark] Unhuman & Petra Flurr - Heile Welt [Cause Of Chaos, She Lost Kontrol] VC-118A - Crunch [Crunch/Plonk, Chaindata] Vril - Free World Order [Bad Manners 4, Bad Manners] Vril - Scalar [Bad Manners 4, Bad Manners] Wagon Christ - Bleep Me Out [Recepticon, People Of Rhythm] Walker - Untitled B (Desert Sound Colony Remix) [Business Card EP, Holding Hands] Wata Igarashi - Turbulence [Traveling, Omnidisc] Years Of Denial - Human You Scare Me (Silent Servant Remix)[Suicide Disco Remixes, VEYL] Years Of Denial - You Like It When It Hurts (Orphx Remix)[Suicide Disco Remixes, VEYL]

[bloodfcst-a]

“ That’s the shittest pumpkin I’ve ever seen. “ ( @ vltimateavarice )

MEME: halloween sentence starters.   /   @vltimateavarice

Listen here, pal! Have you ever tried to carve a pumpkin with your bare hands before? I doubt it! Someone was unwilling to contribute a knife to the cause, and I wasn’t going to use a kunai for this, so I made this all by myself! I even scooped the inside and harvested the seeds, too!

Besides, have you even seen James and the Giant Peach? Nothing in that movie is cute. This means I was successful. So take that.

[sirhys]

“ That’s the shittest pumpkin I’ve ever seen. “

Hallowe’en Sentence Starters (x)

   He doesn’t even turn away from his wonderful, spectacular and not at all   lumpy-or-misshapen pumpkin before he scoffs, “uh, one, subjective. Two,   how many pumpkins have you seen?”

[hellsholygroundarchiv3d]

@couldntcutit said: “ That’s the shittest pumpkin I’ve ever seen. “

           it seemed unreal that he’d never carved a pumpkin before. for a demon who is all about halloween he’d never bothered to take the plunge. it seemed like a lot of work and who did he have to show off to? even if it did turn out half-way decent? but something tugged him toward the pumpkins during a late night snack run. he’d made sure to get the proper tools, paper towels and some plastic bowls. this would work. 

           but half-way through the process dom is realizing it’s...much harder than youtube videos make it seem. watching tutorial after tutorial he figured he could cut a fucking pumpkin. gutting had been the easiest thing and maybe he’d gotten too eager. the nose looks like a mouth and he’s almost certain the mouth he has made it too small. cleaning it off the demon grumbles under his breath before opening his apartment door to place the pumpkin out on the stoop. it may look like garbage but...it’s his garbage. but as he turns to walk inside the comment sends rage through him. 

            “ hey buddy, i don’t remember askin’ for your opinion. ” the reaction is harsher than it should be but...fuck he worked for hours on the stupid thing.

halloween starters. // accepting. 

[tthevoidinmysoul]

thoughts on 2016 - 31/12/2016

hey there. This is gonna be a summary of 2016 or smth. Here it goes.

For starters! DAMN. Okay so I read both 2014 and 2015′s entry and wow? haha I guess it’s been a trip man. To both of you, I want to pat your backs so much. It’s gotten better. So so much better.

This was my 2nd year studying Animation. It’s thought that it’s the hardest?? of em? because we have 2 shortfilms to work on, one 2D and another 3D (each one in a semester). And BOY was it hard as fuck.

Do you by any chance remember that girl who yelled at me in front of everybody? That one I swore I’d never ever work with again in my life? WELL I GOT NEWS FOR U LMAO. For the 2D shortfilm, someppls and I in my generation had organized ourselves to be in the same team. It was going to be a BIG team. 9 ppl big. And we were the better half of the generation, the “hardworkers” and “talented” ones. The first day of class? They kicked me out of the team. Just like that. I was damn angry, Hell, I was enraged. They wouldnt give me explanations as to why was I kicked out, just a simple “my team is full, deku” was all I got from a girl (who has the shittest personality of all) (let’s call her Shitty, bc she’s going to be recurrent in this story). So I had to enter the other team. Crybaby was there (let’s call her crybab lmao), and we were like “ok, whatever”. The team I entered was very aware of my discomfort about not being with them, and as soon as I realized I was making it uncomfortable, I changed my attitude. If i’m going to do it with them, I’m going to do it damn right. It’s going to sound harsh, but I had to work with what I had. Long short story, Shitty was shitty all the way and I gained a lot of uh negativity from my generation aaaaaaaall the semester. Once the team (that means I, nobody else spoke that much tbqh) confronted Crybaby bc she seriously didnt do a FLYING FUCK and she cried and our teacher believed all the things she said. She even started attacking ME (personal things?? she bought up what happened last semester and i’m like *inhales* BOI) but well, whatever. She got out of the school lol.

NOW, to add gasoline to the fire, I started hanging out with prodigy boy. WINKS @ 2015 DEKU HE’S UR BEST FRIEND NOW HOW’S THET SHIT BROOOOOO!! So let’s call him Poop. Since Poop and I were the “most outstanding students” in the career, we were of course targeted. He was going through a hard time with himself and other ppl, I was just starting with mine lol, so we were like, hated by both our generations. It didn’t help we were teammates in a subject, seriously it was super hard. But that got us very very close and now I just wow, I’m so happy. I WANT TO WRITE ABOUT HIM BUT IT’S NOT THE TIME!! Later.

Our 2D SF was a bit shit. Not VERY shit, but not the best either. The other team did a better job, buT BECAUSE THEY DIDNT HAVE ANY FUCKING WALKING CYCLES AND THAT’S CHEATING. Lol it itsnt but I stand that ours was at least more complex than theirs. We finished 2 hours b4 turning in the video lmao.

During the semester I got into a project with one of my teammates (let’s call her Copycat) in which we had to do a 2D animation for our school. It was going SO WELL. It went cool tbh. But at the end of the semester, thanks to Poop we found out she’d been copying music without giving credit to the respective authors (first for our SF and with a lil bit of investigation I found that she’d done the same with most of the digitalizations of the animation for school). I confronted her and she was like “it isn’t my fault that they’re doing the same as I am” and i’m like BRO. Whatever, she can go fuck off.

Now, after the semester ended, I approached a guy who was (was bc he graduated this yr lol) a film student, let’s call him CoolGuy, to see if he wanted to be in my 3D SF team. I told him that for the moment, it was Copycat (YES it had to be her bc she’s p much the only person who doesnt hate me in my generation), and AmazingArtist. She’s like, cRAZY TALENTED, she was in my 2D SF team and p much the only one who worked?? she’s so cool. He said he had to see with a teacher bc he was going to do his Thesis and al that stuff, so it’d be p hard for him to balance everything he was going to do, but that he was grateful I’d asked him (I was like BRO, YOU’RE THE BEST ANIMATOR ON OUR GENERATION [I know I said I was, that’s bc I was referring to the animation students. He’s better than me] WHY WHOUDLNT I).I also started hanging out with a teacher (he’ll be CoolTeach) (the teacher of the animation class from last yr) (bc he’s super young and cool and Poop and him are friends) and now we’re also FRONDS and that’s cool. We talked a bit in the summer since I was pitching my idea for the 3D shortfilm and stuff. He’s chill.

Summer vacation was another adventure. Poop and I had a lil bit of an argument ¿¿ kinda, not quite?? let’s call it a difference of ideas. So we didn’t talk that much. I went to Seattle with my sis-in-law to visit my brother who went once again to work there. Boi, it was sO BEAUTIFUIL. It gave me lots of expectations for an independent life and all, it’s still confusing and overwhelming but it was an amazing experience. I EVEN WENT TO THE GROCERIES. BY MYSELF ¿¿¿¿¿¿ that’s like, wow.

SUMMER ALSO WAS AMAZING BC I DISCOVERED VOLTRON LEGENDARY DEFENDER AND THAT SHOW GIVES ME LIFE TBH I’M STILL SCREAMING ABOUT IT!!!!!

So it was then time for the 3D SF. I SHOULD say that at this point, I had been approached by multiple people, including Shitty (who had been badmouthing me for the past year) saying that we should be together for this project. I was like HA yeah no bitch. In the end, our team was made of CoolGuy, Copycat, AmazingArtist, another guy who’s like, a ghost (guess he’ll be Ghostie) haha he’s a hardworker, but he’s not that good, plus he’s not that emotionally involved in the project, still, to have a person with a great disposition is way more valuable than any of the other guys who could’ve been in the team, and I (obviously lmao).

We did get a bit of hate by the other teams, all of course leadered by Shitty & Co. but tbqh we were having such a nice time that it didn’t matter that much. In the end, we finished with a GREAT PRODUCT, we’re going to festivals with our SF ;A; the judges loved it and it just, wow, I’m so so happy with it. sO to answer 2015 deku’s question, you did a GREAT JOB + got MORE FRIENDS and couldnt be better than this tbh.

Now in winter vacations, I���ve been hanging out with Poop, CoolTeach and CoolGuy bc they’re COOL and nice people and honestly i’m so happy with them. We have plans on opening a studio once we all gradute and I’m like ????? HOW DID I GET IN HERE but damn, i’m so happy. I seriously am.

I HAVE MORE TO SAY BUT DAMN I’M RUNNING OUT OF TIMEEEE maybe i’ll cheat and finish this tomorrow LOL.

quESTION TIME

How much did I fuck up? NOT THAT mUCH SURPRISINGLY I’M HAPPY

How did the SF went? GOOD; BETTER THAN EXPECTED TBH

Are you still friends with PB? Well, YES? He’s my best friend.. things have happened, I nEED to write about that, but we’re very happy and it doesn’t look like we’ll get separated soon hah. I HOPE I’M NOT JINXING IT RIP

Have you found yourself? Hell naw. But bro, i’m on the road. I swear I’m on the way this time. It feels amazing.

2016 YOU’VE BEEN ONE HELL OF A RIDE BUT I THANK U V MUCH FOR ALL THE THINGS UVE BROUGHT FOR ME. wait. EXCEPT BC TLOZ BOTW GOT DELAYED ONCE AGAIN I’M ANGRY BC OF THAT. FUCK YOU.

UHH QUESTIONS FOR 2017′S DEKU!

did u go to Spain????

how are things with Poop??

how’s doggo bc he’s old and i’m worried.

did you survive your 10 subject semester

(i’m guessing no)

YEA BOIIIIIIIIIIII 2017 COME AT ME YOU NERD!!! I’M READY

- A