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[sorryiliketoscreenshot]

[kirbyderb]

☀️ Dogday: destroyer of BBQs

[real-odark]

something something these scenes resemble the phrase when push comes to shove...

[debdarkpetal]

The cast deserves a standing ovation and every single award imaginable. Their performances are nothing short of breathtaking.

[my-maehem]

Oh yeah I have followers… I guess that means I should post art huh?

Have a tiny Gale of Waterdeep 🤲

[naturallylonesomefool]

So this week, Reth decided to be a silly little guy and wants a raspberry beetle. The only problem being: THIS GODFORSAKEN BUG IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND. I've been prowling around the Daiya's backyard like a fucking stalker for so long trying to catch it I legit would not blame them for calling whatever equivalent of law enforcement there is in Kilima.

All this to say, I now imagine my sweet little Water type character Amalys waiting around all day everyday and almost dying of boredom looking for a stupid bug just because Reth mentioned it once, but still doing it anyway cause she beams at the thought of actually finding it for him. And I may not be that good with digital art yet, but I'm telling ya: the image that comes to mind is SO CUTE.

[tallowfallow]

The finale is coming, yeah, I know but have you considered Pete and Lucius??? Pete and Lucius kissing and in love??? Have you considered their engagement? Have you realized they are very in love and they do kissing, just as I foretold? Have you noticed that they fuck super hard together because they are soulmates and are getting married? Have you looked at them

[navstuffs]

have been playing remake3 and i passed the part where Carlos punches the computer, and i immediately said "baby, you can punch your dick like that straight down my puss-"

[fabioquartararhoe]

men hate women

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Tired dad!Lucifer AU - Introduction

(This is not cannon and I wrote it before the Gamigin event. Not proof-read, fuck it we ball)

Lucifer was God's favourite creation. Though God loved all His children (except Raphael), He had a soft spot for Lucifer. The angel was smart, kind and unlike the other angels, he would actually question God's words. When God created humans and placed them in the garden of eden, Lucifer was the only one that actually talked with them politely. Gabriel refused to look at anyone but God, Michael would lose his temper instantly and hurt them and Raphael was locked in the basement for existing.

Even though God prohibitated Adam and Eve from eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge, Lucifer didn't understand this decision. One time, while he was hanging out with Eve admiring the flowers, Lucifer turned around and asked innocently "Have you ever eaten from that tree?". Eve trusted Lucifer, so she decided to try the fruit of knowledge with Lucifer, before sharing some with Adam. Gabriel saw this and, like the sifonar that he is, told God immidiately about the breaking of the rules. Adam and Eve where sent to Earth, but Lucifer just got the "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" speech.

Gabriel was furious that Lucifer got of scot free and decided to spy on him. He hated that God loved that Morningstar more than him and decided to start a drama chanel about Lucifer. Lucifer secretly liked the admiration that he was getting, even making friends with some lower classed angels.

One day, Gabriel went up to Lucifer and asked him for a friendly duel. They distroyed a whole country in Heaven in the process, so God had to step in and calm the two down. Since God had been working on this funky new project called "hell" where demons would live, he decided to put Lucifer in charge of looking after the place. Lucifer took some of his friends and, as they were packing, Gabriel snuck into the room with his legion and ripped all of their wings and drilled horns into their bodies before throwing them in Hell. Lucifer tryed to tell God about this, but Gabriel deleted all the e-mails Lucifer sent God's way.

Finding himself in Hell with only some of his former angel friends and 6 demon kids, Lucifer had to adapt to a new life... the life of a single father.

[sarcasticscribbles]

Tim and his brother

[sanjidysphoria]

skam magyarország

[superchat]

[amourlashai]

RZA is a genius.

[nemo-cant-train-shit]

the intense urge to draw fav with period cramps and phantom pain