#this is the closest I will get to cosplaying

[suiana]

isekai but make it reversed... yandere! villain who isekais into YOUR world and loses all of his powers so he just looks like a chuunibyou

he's fighting some hero or something in his original world and guess what happens? that's right, he gets sent here. where does he spawn? in the middle of a grocery store, of course!

specifically, your grocery store.

you're unsure of what just happened, you probably don't even care that a couple aisles just collapsed and there's people screaming at someone. you're too tired, damn!

but guess again, what do you think happens?

this stranger comes straight for you, ignoring literally the hoard of people who were waiting to chew him out.

"YOU. mortal, tell me where i am."

"uh... in a walmart...?"

you're too zonked out of your mind but this man has other plans. and he's planning on making you answer every single one of his questions. if you don't answer? well he'll just-

"what are you... doing?"

"what?! this... 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖇𝖊... my powers..."

"man, too many druggies approaching me recently..."

yeah, what's with him and his weird poses? does he think he's a villain or something? lol, let's just ignore him. look at that cosplay too, he probably thinks he's part of lord of the rings or some shit.

"no... NO... why?"

and so, he decides to do what he does best and that is to cling to the next closest thing he can. which is none other than, drumroll please!

you.

"bro, let GO."

"but but... i'm just a powerless man now... in an unknown place... you wouldn't reject helping me, would you?"

"yes i would."

so yeah, now you have this weirdo clinging to you 24/7... turns out he doesn't have a house either so what do you think he did. that's right, he's invading your apartment. he doesn't even pay rent by the way, and no, he won't leave no matter what you try to get him to do.

you've learned that he's actually a super feared villain back from where he's from (you don't believe him) and has super cool powers that he somehow doesn't have (you still think he's on drugs). but he's rather entertaining to have around, you suppose. for one, apparently he doesn't have all these... gadgets back at home. for example:

"human, what on earth is that rectangle you hold?"

"it's a phone, you can search on it, play games, and surf the internet."

"i see.... so it's sorcery..."

it's been a few weeks since he's moved in and you've finally convinced him to work at a kfc. why? because you quote and unquote told him 'working at kfc helps you conquer earth.' helps get him off your back a little and make some rent money which is good. he's a big ass leech.

but hey! he's surprisingly obedient! in fact, he's the most obedient man you've ever met.

"you know other men?"

"uh, obviously."

it's weird how he just listens to you like that, especially with how he claims he's killed countless people... but who are you to care? you quite like the fact that he just listens to you no problem. in fact, the only problem you have is that he's too obedient and looks to you for every single thing. he especially likes it when you give him validation too so like...

"good job, the toilet is clean."

"hnng...."

"???"

guess you have a villain for a housewife now!

[pickledoesthetumbling]

hai! figured this'd be something fun to answer for people to get to know me better! feel free to reblog and answer for yourself!

1: any song from harmless' namesake album. (although if i had to pick one, probably cool kids)

2: definitely the owl house. that show did so much for me.

3: very hard to pick, but probably reading. i don't have to think about what i'm writing about when just reading.

4: anything that's the not the numbness lol

5: on that rare occasion, i like to clean everything. myself, my spaces, my stuff, etc.

6: those candles that smell like summer. there's a scent, trust me

7: my twin, or my bestie

8: this one thin but fluffy blanket texture. reminds me of an old blanket i loved.

9: definitely the fourth of july with my twin and cousin.

10: i couldn't answer that. it's been a while.

11: my wireless headphone things, easily. i go nowhere without them. i keep them near me at all times.

12: some music, comfort food, and a good tv show/youtube series

13: definitely a long bath. lay in there for a while and it's like resetting myself.

14: probably a cosplay thing on the 10th

15: anything cooked by my grandma, but probably her cheesy potatoes specifically

16: keep writing my original work

17: literally any sign of affection.

18: i... don't know. hopefully at some point.

19: nope. closest is a confession sent over text.

20: christmas 2017 or 18, don't remember the year. one of the only good memories i have with my old man from before covid.

21: hot cocoa. yumyumyum.

22: vibes (2025). it's this years playlist. fourth one with this naming theme.

23: two flowers on two separate occasions. one from my ex, the other from someone at a con (i was cosplaying grunkle stan, so that checks out).

24: one of my cousins who lives nearby.

25: oh, please. my soul would be cracked and shattered in some spots. there's little color left in there at this point. it's built like the ying-yang symbol.

26: pacific northwest with my twin. peace and quiet in a nice cabin.

27: i don't get to often, but i tend to some strawberry and tomato plants i planted a while back during the warm months.

28: im most proud that i've made it this far, tbh.

29: i'd say so. most people on this site are nice, so i too am nice in tandem. in person, i try, i really do. some people are just awful tho...

30: autism. everything all the time.

I SUMMON THEE, BELOVED MOOTS

✨soft asks✨

What song makes you feel better?

What is your go to comfort show?

Reading or writing? Why?

Whats your favorite feeling?

How do you like to take care of yourself?

What’s your favorite candle scent?

Who do you feel most like yourself around?

Whats a fabric/texture that’s nostalgic for you?

Best childhood moment?

When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? (or just felt really good afterwards)

Do you have a comfort item? Tell us about it!

What calms you down?

Bath or shower to relax?

Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?

Comfort food?

What’s something you want to create soon?

How do you feel best loved?

What age in life do you think you’ll feel most yourself at?

Have you ever written or received a love letter?

Tell us about a memory you hold close to your heart.

Tea, Coffee, or hot cocoa?

Name of your favorite playlist?

Have you ever received flowers?

Who is your bestfriend?

If your soul was a color, what would it be?

If you could live anywhere with anyone you want, where would it be and who would you bring?

Do you like to garden? Have you ever grown something?

What are you proudest of?

Are you a kind person?

What do your hobbies look like?

[eraserhappy]

Colouring my hair (1st stage of bleaching done) and now I look like an Anime Aziraphale fuck boi. Totally here for it.

[motions1ckn3ss]

hello les mis tumblr, today i bring you this. tomorrow? who knows

[locallygrowndaikon]

I’ll never be him…

[hyperionwitch]

Aaand while we're doing cosplay updates, I completely forgot to post my Evelynn progress, lol. So here's the top so far! Still needs the strap going to the waist, and then I need to get the stockings in order, but sooo close! 🖤 Big big ups to @greyallison for all the help with this part, I was STRESSIN' 💋

[angeljett]

hello everybody my name is markiplier now rate tha fit i wore 2 skool 2day 👅👅👅

[dolls-self-ships]

guys would you think I'm annoying if I said I don't like seeing Lillith x Lucifer bc it makes me insecure and jelous please guys am I still cool and chill and sexy guys-

[autisticlee]

i'm aroace, sex repulsed and don't get traditional romance or find the need for it, but I still often think how it would be neat to have a gf/partner for other purposes that arent romance and sexual. but it seems impossible to make someone want to date you if you take out those things????

sometimes I think it would be nice to have a gf to do cute gay cosplay photoshoots with. there would be mouth smooching and you usually can't do that with a friend and I don't really want to either, so a gf would be useful for that.

then there's hating showers because they exhaust me and it would be nice to have a gf to wash my hair and stuff for me??? can't call up a friend to do this every time I need to shower. that won't work and I doubt they'd want to/be comfortable doing that.

most friends will end up putting all their priority into their partner and/or family they create. I want someone that will make me their priority and not run off with someone else they start dating and abandon me??? something like that. their priority is cleaning our home together, hanging out together, going shopping and other domestic/partner stuff. they don't do that with someone else or use me temporarily until they can find a partner. so it's essentially dating/being partners. but it looks different from your typical expected romance and partnership.

doesn't matter how aroace I am, I have accepted that a relationship is beneficial in many ways and there's certain things that you can't expect friends to cover and they can't fill. but I have zero interest in looking for a partner in traditional ways that requires small talk/flirting/dates/etc. so that makes me realize i'll most likely not trick someone into partnering with me lmao

the internet seems to call this kind of thing "queer platonic relationship" (did I remember it right?) and you just need to find another sroace person to do it with. but either way, there's no textbook to study for how to get that and where to find these people. it seems harder than the puzzle that is regular dating tbh.

there's that saying "there's other fish in the sea" but i'm a worm in a puddle the other worms got out before they drowned. there's no fish here lmao. my options are so limited that I haven't met a single option yet in my life. there's barely any chance the first aroace person I meet irl will be compatible, or the first compatible person will accept a relationship with an aroace. you know what I mean? any other aroace that's interested in some kind of relationship/partnership and feel like you don't get that whole sea to choose from like everyone else and only have a dried up puddle? 😅

[ruruumin]

i wanna cosplay for my uni's anime event but i have no idea what to cosplay ;;; its fantasy theme but i dont really watch a lot of (medieval) fantasy animes

[quackle]

ouuuu the total drama writers did so good with her design, i swear they want me to cosplay her so bad

[jamiethebeeart]

Unfortunately for everyone.. I have begun writing fic again.... It'll probably be posted on this account so!!! Idk how I'll tag it for easy finding and/or blocking but! Yea!

[awesomephd]

for the fictional character ask game post you shared; i feel like you know a lot about lister from red dwarf (i'd go as far as to say he's prolly ur fav)

it's true he is my fave I even have 2 of his shirts. I could easily fill an hour, maybe 2, talking about him

[plushie-sentai]

Something so funny abt my personal journey of understanding ankh as a character like

Before watching the show, his aesthetic and silly parts of his character are so me core it’s painful. Birds are my favorite animals I’ve been studying them since I was little. I also eat a stupid amount of popsicles and if I could would only eat popsicles. He’s gay and a blonde twink. Sick can’t wait to get to know him

While watching the show I was like Okay yeah he’s real selfish but also I can see the appeal of the character. His arc is confusing to me in the way that I just don’t process morally gray characters well but I’m aware this is more my brain than it is the writing for the show. He’s neat but idk how to feel abt him

Finishing the show and then watching the 10 yrs after movie. I feel like I’m looking in a mirror I’ve hidden under a sheet for 20 years fuck you also this bird twink rules and I still love popsicles

[marbarmars-arts]

oops, I awfuled!

halloween aesthetic my beloved,,,

[princelythirsts]

selfship Update

I had a brief period of being Meh / needing to take a break with Charles but I’m kinda getting back into it now

mostly my switch activated again and I’m obsessed with Syndrome from the incredibles for now so expect posts of that asshole