#this is the british experience

[theyrealllesbians]

I need teenage dirtbag marauders.

I'm talking messy house parties where the goal is to get wasted, lose your voice and smoke an entire pack of cigs. I need them all to have a pair of disgusting going out shoes, sticky, muddy, just gross. I need them being able do shots of the cheapest vodka ever without flinching or grimacing by the age of 16. I need them tactically chundering. I need them turning up to school, looking absolutely terrible because they are that hungover. I need them doing spin the bottle and messily making out with each other, just for fun. I need James Potter dancing filthy, rolling his hips more than anything. I need Sirius always passing out on the stairs and Peter being the silly drunk of the group.

[kirstythejetblackgoldfish]

[feketeribizli]

little kennie ref because its her birthday todayyy 😁

[inexpressiblybeautiful]

I am so normal about this man

[fiuworks]

The Lonely jail: primary school buddy bench

[aq2003]

however good you think david tennant's macbeth is it is ten times better i am so fucking serious

[thursdaymoonrise11]

Phoebe Honeyball's muggle childhood ✨

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If you will indulge me, this is the life of Phoebe (hogwarts legacy MC) before she was discovered as a witch:

Phoebe grew up in village near Bakewell, Derbyshire

Her father works at the post office, and her mother works in the local cotton mill. They are a close knit family and Bee is both a mummy AND daddy's girl

Her family are not well off, and Phoebe is expected to leave school at 15 to help provide, even though her parents wish she could stay in education

Sensitive only child energy

Missing baby teeth ALWAYS

Plays football with her best friend on the dales, even though only boys are allowed to play sports

(football was stolen from an annoying boy at school, but she will cry if her crime is ever discovered)

Often gets in trouble / is caned (it is the 1880s folks) for being too curious for her own good

Can manipulate fire?? When she's emotional?? How can that be??

Once her parents go to bed, she ignites a candle and reads a book she's borrowed from someone in the village (it might be fiction or something mundane like the train station manual, it doesn't matter)

Tall girl her WHOLE life

Her chalk board goes with her EVERYWHERE

Her clothes are always fraying because she's always rushing and pays no mind to how wild her hair gets

Everyone in the village says she's 'away with the fairies'

(references used)

[antisocial-entomancer]

So I was rereading the Hobbit and I kept thinking how much of why the whole lot of them didn’t die like every five pages is sheer luck. And I thought it was super weird, but then I remembered how at the beginning the dwarves mostly wanted another person so they would have a group of 14 for a lucky number. Bilbo’s luck saves the whole quest constantly, and if the lucky number thing is actually why then it makes a lot more sense why they really wanted someone to make 14.

[petit-papillion]

Charles and Leo arriving at Silverstone | 2024 British GP Race Week

🎥 Scuderia Ferrari

[amberinn]

That's romance, and a romcom is when a brit (moletato) walks in through the tunnel in the back huffin' and puffin, and says "oh bloody hell mate, here y'all are, I've been beggining t'think oi've lost y'a in th l-l-l WHAT'S THIS Crazy. L" (sees her death glare) "oi stop givin' me thas looks I've already almost lava fried once tonight bloody hell, a mole can't catch a break around these parts, I don't get paid enough for this mate, the girls gonna catch a cold, bloody hell, what's that firecracker doin'?"

[broken-clover]

Underrated aspect of Sword and Shield is how frequently it gave you the ability to be a snarky dumbass

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

Its a well known fact that i think about American Cowboy Ninja Kinji Takigawa once a day. What is not as well known is that i think about Yakumo(‘s lawnmower) about twice that amount.

[boanerges20]

Glenn Irwin British Superbikes [BSB] Photo: Double Red BSB

[our-trans-punk-experience]

Graffiti I saw London

absolutely aces

[temporary-gentleman]

[aroaessidhe]

2025 reads / storygraph

The Undetectables

urban fantasy mystery

follows a young witch who formed a detective agency with her friends as teens, but they never managed to solve their first case (figuring out who killed the ghost who is now her best friend)

when they’re 20, the other witches have moved away and on with their lives, but she’s feeling stuck dealing with pain from her fibromyalgia

when they get a letter with a new case - the suspicious death of a human with seemingly no clues or evidence other than a haunting whistle, and they get back together to see if they can solve it this time

bi, lesbian, and gay MCs