#this is the barney song remixed

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

I fear you, you fear me We're a spooky family With a great big injection, and some violent dancing from me to you Won't you say you fear me too?

[thefreaklovesmusic]

DisneyBoy55 - Barney Theme Song (Hardstyle Remix)

[cherrysalsa]

bringing back dis ancient new order thing i fucking guess

1. How long have you been a New Order fan? 4 years, since spring 2020

2. How many New Order concerts have you been to? 0 sadly, but way more ph+l than id like

3. What was your favourite New Order gig? not sure what gig this actually was but my fav live thing of them ever was an egg/temptation segue that was deleted off youtube a while ago

4. What is your fav New Order album? movement and republic rap battle in my head every day

5. Fav New Order song? all day long

6. Favourite Member of New Order? GILLIANNNNN

7. Favourite Former Member of New Order? rob (rip king)

8. How many NO albums do you own? 8 i think

9. Do you own any Joy Division? up and closer

10. Least Favourite album? out of the relevant ones, technique, otherwise fucking wftsc or some shit i guess

11. Do you have all the side project albums? i have all of o2 (+ some extra) and all of monaco

12. Which is your favorite side project? THE OTHER TWO SUPREMACY

13. Favorite remix? i dont listen to many remixes

14. Favorite video? tbthog (true faith and world are rap battling for 2nd)

15. Favorite cover? dont listen to many covers either, but daywave's ceremony one is nice

16. Should Hooky rejoin the band? HELL nah

17. Do you like Barney’s dancing and fav dance move? HELL nah fav move is the one where i put him in my human size mouse trap

18. How many times a day do you listen to NO? idfk man

19. Is New Order your favorite band? nope (cocteau twins my beloved) but they were for a few years there

20. Should Steve audition for Dr. Who? sure. why not. whatever u fuckin say i guess. i would support him

21. Favorite Barney collaboration? fuck barney bruh all his collabs give me brain damage

tagging the only real one on this site @tastyfish and ermmmmm @youngoffender (hi im kweenofthenight instagram sory for the tumblr jumpscare)

[threadsun]

i was on spotify, and the cooking by the book remix (with lil wayne) just popped up, and now i cant stop imanging like, jack singing the normal lazy town version, with sunshine singing the lil wayne version. jack is in tears hes just trying to teach u how to bake a cake sunshine!!! - fishie

Oh Jack is absolutely TORMENTED by edgy versions of kids things. He hears that violent Barney song every kid used to sing and breaks down sobbing.

[dazaiconfused]

i got tagged by @catboymisogynist and ty!!! it turns out i’m wearing my NO shirt on the right day-

1. How long have you been a New Order fan? i know it started after watching 24 hour party people in 2019 but i don’t think i really sat down and listened to an album until 2020

2. How many New Order concerts have you been to? sadly zero. maybe one day i will when i can get fix my fate

3. What was your favourite New Order gig? i absolutely love one of their very early tv performances in 1981 on Granada television in Manchester. i’ll add the link at the bottom cause it’s worth watching i promise

4. What is your fav New Order album? i always say PC&L and i still can’t refute it

5. Fav New Order song? judging by my most played tracks it’s Mr Disco but in my heart it’s Touched by the Hand of God

6. Favourite Member of New Order? giving a shoutout to Stephen for being there since the beginning and still remaining sane after all these years

7. Favourite Former Member of New Order? can i just say peter hook was kind okay during the 80s period so i guess i’ll say like 1983 hooky

8. How many NO albums do you own? currently i have 4(?) cds though ive had more in the past - a few were passed to other peeps

9. Do you own any Joy Division? still searching for a copy of Closer but ive got Unknown Pleasures and a Best Of cd

10. Least Favourite album? ngl, Waiting for the Sirens’ Call 🤷‍♀️

11. Do you have all the side project albums? definitely not because hooky’s band/thing from the 90s doesn’t appeal to me and Electronic + The Other Two stuff is so rare in the wild rip

12. Which is your favourite side project Electronic is my: babygirlmybelovedmybestfriendmyonetruelovethebestofbothworldsilovethemwithallmyheartandsoul

13. Favourite remix? The ‘90 Confusion mixes are honestly better than the ‘83 original to me

14. Favourite video? Touched by the Hand of God

15. Favourite cover? CHIRS LOWE DOES SUBCULTURE aka thank you Stop Modernists ur amazing

16. Should Hooky rejoin the band? fuck no

17. Do you like Barney’s dancing and fav dance moves? yes and whenever he spins in some way

18. How many times a day do you listen to NO? not as much as i used to but at least two separate times a day is set aside for NO listening

19. Is New Order your favourite band? unfortunately i suffer from a crippling addiction to the pet shop boys which hinders my full capacity to have them be my favourite and yes please pray for me

20. Should Steve audition for Dr. Who? id give him money to yes

21. Favourite Barney collaboration? i always think about him producing some things for the happy mondays which means he was practically a babysitter for strung out late 20yr olds which is something we should never forget

i just want to tag @blue-dreamers-eyes because i know you’ll have very interesting thoughts on this and you're a more dedicated fan than me by this point

lastly the Granada tv performance: https://youtu.be/48E74Lun7kA?si=G18zQK330C2jP5VA

[mariacallous]

#SwiftTok had a rough day. Early Thursday, after Universal Music Group and TikTok failed to reach an agreement on licensing music from UMG artists on the app, sounds from those artists—including Taylor Swift, Drake, and others—went silent.

“Some of my most viewed videos are ones talking about Taylor Swift that have Taylor Swift songs in the background,” says Savannah Delullo, a Wordle influencer on TikTok and a Swiftie. “So, them being muted is pretty sad, because we put in all of that work.”

Delullo notes that creators might switch over to alternative versions of the official songs or experiment with ways to avoid copyrighted music altogether, but still the mood on #SwiftTok is far from light.

“Half my drafts are muted now,” says Madeline Macrae, a Swift fan and TikTok creator. While initially frustrated by the change, Macrae thinks there might be positive impacts. Even though many ardent fans value the online community built through social media, some are also uncomfortable with the flattening of poetic songs into 60-second memes. “Songs that Swifties would usually gatekeep aren't going to be TikTok-ified now,” she says.

It’s not just Swifties who are missing music on TikTok. Multiple videos posted on Olivia Rodrigo’s official account, including one with over 50 million views, are now quiet. Similarly, TikToks with UMG licensed music posted by Billie Eilish to promote her album display the message “This sound isn’t available.”

During recent years, UMG and other labels have built marketing strategies around getting songs to go viral with the TikTok algorithm. Younger users see the platform as a great way to discover their next favorite song and build out cool playlists. If TikTok and UMG don’t reach a new deal soon, the prohibition could dramatically alter how artists tease new music and connect with fans through social media.

In an email to WIRED, Barney Hooper, a global head of music communications at TikTok, indicated that the change impacts only music from UMG and confirmed that videos with previously licensed music will stay muted until another deal is closed. Soon, TikTok might also take steps to remove songs in the Universal Music Publishing Group catalog, which would increase the number of impacted artists.

So, licensed music from UMG artists is gone from TikTok, for now, but it remains unclear what will happen to unofficial remixes and mashups as the catalog is wiped from the platform. Viral sounds on TikTok are sometimes warped versions of an original song, with vocals frequently sped up, and while some of those sounds remained on the platform Thursday, they may not for much longer.

A well-known musician for almost two decades, Swift has seen her popularity skyrocket in recent years. Her Eras Tour is so massive it has the power to impact local economies and her appearances at NFL games to watch her boyfriend, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, play have altered football viewership this season. Losing her music as well as tunes from Drake and others in UMG’s lineup could alter the fabric of TikTok itself.

Swift’s songs may no longer be all over the platform, but music remains core to the user experience of scrolling through TikTok. The cascade of snippets from huge artists disappearing could even usher in a new era on the For You Page feed. “I feel like a silver lining to this is that smaller or independent artists can have their chance to go viral,” says Macrae.

[certified-scoundrel]

songs i think crowley had a hand in the creation of:

1. How Bad Can I Be? from The Lorax

2. Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley

3. Mask - Sus Remix by We The Sus Music

4. Red Solo Cup by Toby Keith (i just personally hate this song)

5. Nearly every 2000s/2010s song with 1 or more 'rap' verses, notably Replay by Iyaz and especially...

6. Blurred Lines by people who i don't care enough about to look up their names

7. That one version of the barney theme song that every elementary school kid has a different variation of (the one i learned was 'i hate you, you hate me / let's team up and kill barney / with a 1 shot 2 shot 3 shot 4 / no more purple dinosaur')

[viir-tanadhal]

getting to this new order tag started by @cherrysalsa which lain @tastyfish tagged me to do weeks ago but we'll ignore that :)

1. How long have you been a New Order fan? 3 years since 2021 I suppose

2. How many New Order concerts have you been to? i'm counting Unity Tour so saw them in October 2022!

3. What was your favourite New Order gig? I haven't watched many new order gigs so can't say

4. What is your fav New Order album? republic >:) but new order are more of a singles band to me

5. Fav New Order song? i've listened to Special a lot but idk if i'd say it's my favorite song by them? lame answer but i'd say true faith tbh

6. Favourite Member of New Order? gillian (and stephen by extension)

7. Favourite Former Member of New Order? none

8. How many NO albums do you own? I've got all their studio albums except lost sirens on cd, substance, best of new order, and singles comp. and then i just have power corruption and lies on vinyl

9. Do you own any Joy Division? I have unknown pleasures on cd, joy division best of cd, and a love will tear us apart 7" bootleg. i've seen closer on cd but didn't buy it - i probably would if i saw it again

10. Least Favourite album? for albums i've really listened to more than once then get ready (waiting for the siren's call and lost sirens just don't exist in my mind)

11. Do you have all the side project albums? i have electronic self-titled on cd, the record store day electronic remixes release, and getting away with it and disappointed on 12". only the other two i have is selfish 12" single :-). otherwise bernard and hooky's other stuff idc about

12. Which is your favorite side project? electronic i listen to the most, including the stuff that bernard and johnny did without neil and chris. but electronic is definitely my favorite. but i also loooooove the other two !!

13. Favorite remix? i don't listen to many remixes so haven't really heard any new order ones? the extended dance mix of bizarre love triangle on substance is great

14. Favorite video? temptation

15. Favorite cover? kind of obligated to mention chris lowe singing sub-culture on stop modernist's cover of it but i haven't heard any other covers

16. Should Hooky rejoin the band? i hate his ass so no :)

17. Do you like Barney’s dancing and fav dance move? he was grooving around on stage for their unity tour show and that was endearingly awkward

18. How many times a day do you listen to NO? not much recently unfortunately. i had my big new order era in 2022

19. Is New Order your favorite band? no but probably top 3 or 5?

20. Should Steve audition for Dr. Who? yes, why not aldjfak

21. Favorite Barney collaboration? him and johnny were great as a collaboration and with bernard being someone johnny could get back into writing music with post the smiths blowing up. i hope they collab again

[catboymisogynist]

thx for tagging me @romansbeathearts !

1. How long have you been a New Order fan? I'm not sure. I really got into them in 2020 thought so I would say about 4 years

2. How many New Order concerts have you been to? 1!

3. What was your favourite New Order gig? I don't listen to bootlegs that often so idk 😭 I remember liking Detroit 1989

4. What is your fav New Order album? Technique and Movement

5. Fav New Order song? it changes all the time but my most played is Broken Promise

6. Favourite Member of New Order? Gillian!

7. Favourite Former Member of New Order? this is such a funny question to me because there's only 1 lol.... and even then i wouldn't say he's my fav

8. How many NO albums do you own? 6! I own Movement, PCL, Low-life, Substance, Technique, and Republic on CD and Low-life on vinyl

9. Do you own any Joy Division? no😭

10. Least Favourite album? Get Ready

11. Do you have all the side project albums? I don't have any but I would really like a CD of Raise the Pressure

12. Which is your favorite side project? Electronic

13. Favorite remix? I don't listen to remixes really sorry

14. Favorite video? Touched by the Hand of God and The Perfect Kiss

15. Favorite cover? the only NO cover i've listened to is Blue Monday by Orgy so I'll say that

16. Should Hooky rejoin the band? no and honestly I think he just needs to move on

17. Do you like Barney’s dancing and fav dance move? the only Barney dance I can think of is when they played Fine Time on TOTP lol I do think it's fun and silly :)

18. How many times a day do you listen to NO? many

19. Is New Order your favorite band? ya

20. Should Steve audition for Dr. Who? of course

21. Favorite Barney collaboration? Won't Stop Loving You mix he did for A Certain Ratio

no pressure tagging-- @roxannebythepolice and @dazaiconfused and anyone else who would like to do this :D

[lonesometonight]

thank you for tagging me in this new order thing @tastyfish <3

1. How long have you been a New Order fan? a little less than 3 years

2. How many New Order concerts have you been to? none 😭

3. What was your favourite New Order gig? i love listening to bootlegs, so it's hard to choose one. maybe royal festival hall 1984 because it's the debut of the perfect kiss lol

4. What is your fav New Order album? technique closely followed by pcl

5. Fav New Order song? vanishing point and the perfect kiss

6. Favourite Member of New Order? barney :-|

7. Favourite Former Member of New Order? I feel like this question is phrased in a way that forces u to say Hooky. But I don’t like him so I won’t. (<- my thoughts exactly)

8. How many NO albums do you own? everything from movement-republic, plus lost sirens

9. Do you own any Joy Division? not yet :-(

10. Least Favourite album? wftsc. i think there's more songs on it that i like than on get ready, but wftsc just doesn't work as an album to me?? it's like you can listen to it from start to finish or on shuffle and it won't make a difference

11. Do you have all the side project albums? i have none 😭

12. Which is your favorite side project? electronic

13. Favorite remix? i don't listen to remixes much, but i like arthur baker's nineteen63

14. Favorite video? touched by the hand of god and world in motion

15. Favorite cover? i didn't know any covers, but i checked the chris lowe you mentioned and i loved it 😭😭😭

16. Should Hooky rejoin the band? nah, what would he bring to the table at this point lol

17. Do you like Barney’s dancing and fav dance move? yes, it's silly :-) idk about fav, but the top of the pops fine time one is quite amusing

18. How many times a day do you listen to NO? idk lol

19. Is New Order your favorite band? yep

20. Should Steve audition for Dr. Who? yes!!! hahah

21. Favorite Barney collaboration? if we're taking side projects out of the picture i guess 808 state - spanish heart

i tag @catboymisogynist @yurigi @loiteringdiligently (no pressure ofc :-))

[katiesteedart]

Title - Barney's A Clever Girl

Katie steed Art

Not that happy with this one but at the same time I kind of like the flower border

[voxproximus]

I have a distinct memory of watching Barney when I was a kid, even though my parents have claimed that they’d never let me watch it.

I haven’t been exposed to anything Barney related since I was a kid, until just now when I had to watch someone do a dance to an awful remix of the theme song.

I realized something

I hate Barney

Seriously fuck that dinosaur. EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS CREEPY. His voice makes me feel like I’m watching analog horror ffs.

EVEN CHILDREN HATE BARNEY LIKE WHY ELSE WOULD THEY SING SONGS ABOUT MURDERING HIM

Or maybe I just had a weird childhood idk

[shadowy-suitcase-herring-neck]

Killer definitely plays the Barney theme song remix at 2am full blast.

[every-dayiwakeup]

Yeah I have no idea where he comes up with this shit. It's like his inner monologue just breaks out. Also, my son found a remix of the Barney song & has been headbanging to it all week.

Omg lmao

[pikabysss]

Hey, Under night in birth appreciator... I need to say something, and I can't keep it in anymore...

Listen to Monochrome Memory (Seth's theme) around the 1:35 mark, listen for a bit...

Then, listen to the Barney theme (the one that does "Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination") and compare the two.

Why does that part in Monochrome Memory sound like a heavy remix of that Barney song? W-what does that imply!? XD (I know it must be a coincidence, but... still. Now I just can't stop imagining that Seth was a Barney fan when he was younger or something.)

Thanks for my bro for pointing that out. I don't know how the fudge he did it since it's been YEARS since he last watched Barney... and he barely watched it at all.

(Putting the songs here just in case.)

[sufficientlaughter]

I realized this today. Just now. I can't un-hear it.

IT DOES THOUGH!!

Ok so the remix isn't quite right but if you sing the lyrics they follow the same pattern.

I'm not crazy right??