#this is tame really

[dearambellinna]

Inspired by @kipperlillycopperkettle, thought hey that sounds fun!

Rules: shuffle your song playlist and create a poll from the first 5 songs.

Tagging: @monsata @bardace @deathianartworks @witchkittymeow @hotgirlnosebleeds @goodapollo @shitsncraps and anyone else who wants to I guess lol

[puppyeared]

learned something about myself lately

[mellific]

FASCINATE, a new minicomic that i will have at SF ZINE FEST this sunday (9/3)! come to table 38 and pick it up along with uhh slkfjsd books that will hopefully have arrived at my house before friday! i guess!!

[kinerxy]

Honrses

[itseghost]

collection of some molly sketches :] im obsessed with drawing him smiling hugely looking mischievous

[your-fuccked-up-dad-volume61]

Dragging you home after our night out and fucking railing into you because you looked at that guy for more than 3 seconds, and I have to remind you that you belong to me🔪🌹

[dinojay-art]

some small ish mlp doodles i did

[pinsupansu]

sometimes i get this cultural website shock when coming to tumblr from being on twitter because it really be like

dnp twt: guys!! demon warning: what if they have a puppy and phil was playing with the dog so that's why he has a scratch on his hand? hehe so cute!! ^-^

dnp tumblr: ok guys do you think they spit or swallow?

[t00thpasteface]

still getting the swing of the new tablet and the ratio of the pressure softness versus the sai pen tool softness...

he's definitely not a hopeless romantic nor is he putting all his eggs in one basket. obviously their fling is just a sex thing for him

[rottiens]

The other day I saw that panel again about Toji sleeping around because he needs a roof over his head somehow, and I'm just gonna put this out there, that I'd easily be one of those delusional women who would try to make him fall in love with me. Hell, I'd even try to be his sugar momma/babe with my minimum wage job, lmao

this made me scream lol, sorry but same. i think i could make him change and you know what...in my little head i think it is possible. 

i think he would be reluctant at first, like a stray cat you have to tame. one that pulls back when you try to pet him but slowly gives in as you show him that you are not going to hurt him. 

the first time he sleeps over he makes it clear that it doesn't mean anything, he has a pout and a wrinkled nose, dirty shirt from the drizzle that fell earlier and a band aid you placed on his cheek. even though toji's rules are clear, sex only, you wake up in the middle of the night with his arms wrapped around you, tied around your waist like a knot that you can't get rid of. 

he smells like home, like you. like the detergent you used to wash his clothes, like the shampoo he took without your permission to wash his hair and you can't help but cling to him more in search of that warmth.

the next week he gets trapped in your house when he is putting on his tight shirt and heading out. torrential rains pelted the city, preventing him from seeing the road, so you forced him to watch your favorite show on the couch with treats you had at home and a warm blanket over his legs. 

"we're not a couple," the semi-domesticated cat reminds you with a growl. 

two months later and toji doesn't want to get out of your bed after you have sex, hugs you, snuggles you and refuses to let you out of his grip when you demand that you have to go to work. toji stays in the mornings after breakfast and accepts when you invite him to lunch on your off time.  

"we're not a couple," he reminds you as you put the face mask on him and you can't help but laugh. you have his shirt on and he's in your bathroom half naked with one of your headbands holding his hair back to let you see his face better. 

you help him shave, he rewards you by massaging your back, your feet, fucking you slow and soft in prone bone. toji claims he's not your boyfriend, but slowly the line becomes blurred the day he arrives with a box in his hands with his belongings and doesn't leave again the next day… or the other. 

[rottmntrulesall]

And the Horrible Father club keeps growing and getting worse

[koumori666]

young ratchet

[zorosdimples]

i’m thinking about asmo constantly finding reasons to shove his pretty, bi-colored nails into your mouth.

it begins innocently enough: some whipped cream gets on your cheek while you’re hanging out together at a new café that’s all over devilgram. asmo nonchalantly swipes up the fluffy morsel with his thumb and presses it to your lips (“oops!” he giggles). you’re a little taken aback by the gesture, but you can’t deny him—not when he wears his saccharine smile that crinkles his rose gold eyes. so you wrap your lips around his perfectly manicured digit, gently licking up the cream.

what you don’t know at the moment—but discover months later as he thrusts his fingers down your throat while lapping hungrily at your chest—is that you’ve opened up a world of oral delights with the avatar of lust.

[rainyrindou]

takiishi chika is not a simple man.

he’s hard to figure out. you can’t read him, hardly anybody can, and it makes it difficult to find things you share interest in. the first one is obvious— each other. otherwise, you wouldn’t be sitting across from him every morning, sharing his space. especially not over coffee.

every morning, without fail, a piping hot cup of black coffee will bring him from an impending threat to society, to whatever one peg lower than that is.

you don’t speak much in the morning, but he allows— or maybe enjoys— you to sit across from him with your coffee and breakfast. it’s peaceful, and quiet, if you’re comfortable being stared at. 

he watches curiously as you dip a thumbprint cookie into your cup and take a bite, washing it down afterwards. when you pull the mug back down, your eyes meet his inquisitive ones. tilting your head at him, you glance down to the other half of your cookie, placing it on a napkin and sliding it over to him with a soft smile. he stares at it, hesitating, before he mimics you. 

he blinks as he chews, and glances at you a few times, not used to being the one stared at. you avert your gaze so he feels like he has some room to breathe, and when you glance back up at him, he’s licking his lips. his expression doesn’t change, but you’re quite certain you know him well enough to gather that he liked it. 

your assumption is confirmed the next time you drag him along with you to the grocery store, when he disappears for five minutes only to return with a box of the cookies in his hand. and when you ask him a few weeks later what he wants from the grocery store, they’re the first item on his list. they run out so much faster when he’s grabbing one alongside you every morning, but you don’t mind.

not when suddenly, the two of you have another thing in common.

[artiststarme]

When Eddie and Steve finally buy their own house, they’re all too happy to associate with the neighbors. But in different ways. Steve loves talking to all of the middle-aged parents and first time home buyers that live on their street. He’ll make conversation with them and exchange recipes, once in awhile he’ll even exchange a casserole here and there.

Eddie is a little different. He likes to cause chaos in the suburbs since he misses the city. He’ll hiss at people on his walks, flip their neighbors off while driving, and put bird seed on doormats so front porches are ravaged by critters.

Steve is happy to form a neighborhood watch with his new friends and neighbors. He’s less happy to catch his boyfriend with bird seed in hand and a Michael Myers mask pulled over his face committing the crime. He’s even less happier when they get kicked out of the HOA.

[tangledinink]

unemployment has been going great why do you ask

warrior cats x rottmnt