#this is such a funny fucking concept

[balis77]

SING US A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO PLANT SING US A SONG TONIGHT WE'RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY AND YOU'RE SHOOTING MULTIPLE SPIKES

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[el-pada]

did you guys know one of the producers for samurai rabbit co-produced fucking saw of all things

(edit forgot to add jei kramer aka why i drew all this in the first place)

[lucabyte]

traveller tips! you can drink from any standing body of water. it's fine.

[uhrimau]

c l a u n e c k

[clannfearrunt]

A guy walked in wearing a kickass BEWD shirt and I told him that’s an awesome shirt and he goes “thanks! *smug voice* do you know what it’s from though?” Is Yugioh: Duel Monsters fucking niche enough to use that tone of voice on me? Is what is essentially the Pikachu of Yugioh: Duel Monsters a niche anime creature? Her name is written right there on your shirt also. Shall I name 5 other cards while I’m at it? Can you describe me 5 non-Duelmonsters shadow games from the OG?? I should have summoned Pillroach Credit Card. You have no idea just how much I know what your shirt is from.

[sunnibits]

“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed

[sorrowfulwill]

imagine if your therapist was the alternate universe version of you that got help

[feather-bone]

This is the devil’s hole pupfish! A tiny species that lives only in One water-filled limestone cavern in Nevada. It was one of the first animals on the endangered species list. At the last count in 2022 there were 263 pupfish observed - the most in 19 years! They’re tracked pretty carefully, as their 215 square foot habitat (the smallest of any know vertebrate) is fragile and has been disturbed in the past by groundwater extraction and other human interference.

[ID: an illustration of a shiny metallic blue fish, the male devil’s hole pupfish, facing to the right. It is on a lighter blue background with a ripple pattern. End.] l

[erinwantstowrite]

It would be so interesting for a Peter Parker in MLB because from what I remember there is no Spider Miraculous and interestingly enough if there was, since Peter is literally part spider, would it chose him as its wielder? What would the main heroes reactions be to find another hero who Marinette did not give (depending on the season) a miraculous to?

my favorite running gag with aus for Peter is people expecting him to get his powers the way that would fit the universe and people being freaked out when he has his normal origin

example, for a one piece au:

"Oh you ate the spider-spider fruit?"

"huh? no, i got bit by a spider"

"????"

so in this case it would be extremely funny if marinette thought he had one of the miraculous that were destroyed and she tries to figure him out but is mortified to learn that no. he is not wielding a miraculous at all, he is literally now part spider. in their world, that would be horrifying because "what do you MEAN you got BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER?"

[destructo-range]

dumb tma fic idea: when michael becomes the distortion it's still technically bound to the eye because his contract never ended with the institute/the eye. and he has to come in like once a week to do paperwork or he'll feel ill

[captainjimothy]

do you think garak would ever let julian interrogate him. as like a sex thing. like do you think garak would be down if julian wanted to do a sexy james bond roleplay with garak as the Evil Enemy Spy who gets tied up and questioned and tortured and sucked off.

i think he would do it on the condition that the sex part has to make the whole thing worth it, like this needs to be the best fuck he's getting all year or else what's the point. but he's not actually mad about it, not really, because it is fun to watch julian be sexy and confident, even if he's being confidently wrong about stuff garak is an expert in. it's honestly kinda cute. (which is a word garak has never used before and will never use again, but endearing is not much better.)

the other thing he might do is request a payback scene in which they rp sexy rival doctors and garak gets to be confidently wrong about medicine for half an hour until julian snaps.

[yellowvixen]

I want the advertisement for sonic 3 to be as insane as some of the sa2 advertisment

etc etc

Like I want ppl who don't know sonic to think shadow will be evil incarnate. And then find out actually he's just a little guy with a lot of trauma. Paramount are you listening to me

[dreemurr-skelememer]

huh??? what the fuck????? this is real

[lucabyte]

Courtesy of @samhainian: The gang goes on hot ones

Bonus:

mean to them