#this is solely for comedy

[dailyflicks]

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[pizzee]

[trans-queen-administrator]

Funniest bit in worm was during Gold Morning Taylor got Sophia out of prison to work with her and it was kinda dramatic for one chapter before Sophia realized "oh my god Taylor is batshit insane" because the girl she bullied was walking up to the Simurgh to ask it to fight alongside them. And Sophia is the only sane person here who isn't used to Taylor's completely crazy plans and she's just like "HEY MAYBE THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF BUG GIRL. PUT ME BACK IN PRISON I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU" and everyone just ignores, gives her shit, and continues to drag her along on the most insane schemes ever while she's screaming in rage about it.

[noangeleither]

everyone knows jeremy allen white is an amazing dramatic actor but i also feel like his comedic acting is underrated as well.

you would have to be a great one after being on a wacky show like shameless for 11 years.

my favourite comedic moments with carmy:

1) in Hands when Richie and Carmy fight over caulk (😭😭😭) with sydney in the middle of it all. Carmys anger and him saying caulk over and over is just hilarious to me. and i’m fully convinced this is high on the list of why Jeremy, Ayo and Ebon all got Emmy noms bc the way they execute this scene…best trio ever

btw what s2 was missing was scenes with all 3 of them. i hope s3 brings them back as a trio, their scenes r the best

2) All of Dogs like….imo the funniest episode of the Bear period. Carmy getting into a fight with Richie (“name a cohort. name an associate. one fucking person, i dare you” LMFAOOOO). Carmy being annoyed with Pete. The Xanax incident. Gold

3) When Carmy and Claire go to that house party in Pop. Carmy pretending to be Logan was soooo funny to me. I die at the way he just goes along with it and really gets into spinning this lie. Great for him to get out of his comfort zone and just extremely funny

[hephaestuscrew]

Who says the episode title phrases in each episode of Wolf 359?

I've created a spreadsheet to show which character says the episode title phrase (i.e. the words which form the name of that particular episode) in every episode of Wolf 359. Graphs summarising this data can be found below, but to look at the full spreadsheet in all its glory, and see the progression through the series, you can follow this link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cQLkhxbDAItU6rdiUAYGn54FXXxYC-JXlCmP_Dqe9FA/

(Please note: I’ve focused here on which character first speaks the exact title phrase within the episode itself. In some cases, this is not the only - or the most significant - time that the title phrase is spoken.)

EDIT: This post previously stated incorrectly that "the devil's plaything" is not said in Ep57. In fact, it is said by Pryce (through Minkowski). Thank you to @yaghoulghosty for pointing this out!

Season breakdown graphs below the cut...

[trainingdummyrabbit]

hm.

ever think about how people who become demons are usually turned during a heavily vulnerable and desperate point of their life in a last ditch attempt to live on, or to have some sort of say over what happens to them, only for them to be bound to an unspoken contract where their body no longer truly belongs to them. ever think abt that.

[edaworks]

So @twosides--samecoin writes a super cool Fallout longfic called Long Time Running and everyone should go read it, new chapter just dropped so she gets art

and no I totally didn’t con her into playing 20 questions to guess I was attempting a Dropkick Murphys album spoof feat. her SoSu tapping in for Micky Ward, why would I be such an asshole?

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall The Warrior’s Code (the real album art is below the cut for reference).

[dullahandyke]

i could just have larxene accidentally portal into aura's workroom. and 'who are you and what are you doing here' could be what they're fighting over. but no matter where i go with that in my mind it leads to what i affectionately call 'kingdom hearts bullshit' which would be very fun and an absolutely horrific way to set the mood for hatesex

[noirtek]

the fact that the iz fanbase is still at each other’s necks over ZADR is so. to me

[schlock-luster-video]

On June 24, 2022, Rock 'n' Roll High School and Eating Raoul were screened as a double-feature on TCM Underground.

[dailyflicks]

WALL•E 2008 | dir. Andrew Stanton

[child-of-peace]

When you have to face down your crush who just kidnapped you - A Facial Expression Appreciation Post

FEAP 9 (Masterpost)

[fortjester]

📓!!!!

oh man okay. so i have this wip filed as "house flip" in my docs folder that i haven't touched since.......like february? so it's officially dead. anyway, basic plot was harrow -- estranged from her parents, in her mid-twenties, working some unspecified office job w ianthe -- finds out her parents have died, and is blatantly surprised to discover that they left everything to her in their will-- including their ancestral family home, situated in the middle of the woods, upstate. ianthe convinces harrow to go and have a look at it before she makes any big decisions, and harrow makes pal and cam come along for logistical (and moral support) reasons. they arrive to find the house is more than run-down, with part of the roof caved in. harrow, cam, and pal all agree that the hosue should be knocked down and the land sold, but ianthe, who is in the mood for funding a "fun summer project" (her words), declares they should stay and flip it instead.

from there, the plot splits into halves: the first of which contains harrow attempting to avoid making direct contact w gideon and pyrrha (who run home maintainence + renovation services in town), hired by ianthe to help them out with the flip. the other half of the plot is cam and pal becoming increasingly convinced that the house is haunted and/or cursed and trying to prove their hypothesis without getting in the way/making it obvious how dead serious they are abt the ghosts.

[deadmegumi]

Watched a real pain. Going to be honest kieran culkin doing roman roy mannerisms and roman roy grieving faces and roman roy inflection and roman roy saying the name marcia and roman roy needing his family members to hit him because it makes him feel connected to them but all of those on the big screen was almost too much for me

[pen-and-parchment]

“The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.

To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.

To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Secondary Phase), by Douglas Adams

[petiolata]

If I was gonna write a self-insert fanfic I wouldn't make myself date or interact mainly with canon characters. I'd write my bf into it with me and have us go on Pokemon adventures together or both serve aboard the USS Enterprise.

The only one I ship me with is him.