#this is so unserious LMAO

[planetsandmagic]

blue spring

[shawcl]

started watching my lady jane and icb i'm not even 10 mins in and this girl is walking in on her bestie getting eaten out and is like ik ure busy but can i have a word with u real quick i'm having a crisis

[queermania]

The spider that fell on you was karma because at your grown age you’re being mean and petty to a fandom that’s done absolutely nothing to you

??????????????????????????

[oneverytiredperson]

Calling you a bitch in front of Rafe Cameron? Oh yeah, that guy was fucked.

You were just enjoying a drink with the pogues at one of their parties when a fight broke out. You could hear people screaming, instantly recognizing Rafe's voice.

"Hey, where are you going?" JJ asked, seeing you getting up from your place and leaving your cup.

"I'll be right back" you avoided the question and left to the place of the conmotion.

When you got there, you saw Rafe with bloodied hands, and a couple of marks in his face, soon to be bruises.

"The hell are you doing?" you screamed, it wasn't just aimed at Rafe, but at the other guy too.

"Stay out of this, bitch"

The air stilled. Rafe looked at you with his eyes wide, you were dumbfounded.

"Rafe, get his ass"

[ormymarius]

Orm is always on the verge of death I swear

[intercomkris]

🆈🄾🆄🅁 🄻🅸🄵🅴 🅸🅂 🄰🅱🄾🆄🅃 🅃🅾 🅲🄷🅰🄽🅶🄴 🄵🅾🅁🅴🅅🅴🅁

right. . . maybe my fifteen other crushes from my academy might follow me on instagram and breakup with their girlfriends if that's the case 😌

[useramor]

brendon urie at the patd meeting deciding to break up the band

[schumi-nadal]

Every tennis players injured or losing during the Olympics: 🥺😢🫠

Absolutely no one:

Casper:

[gunsatthaphan]

serve burgers, assassinate people, be gay.

[vix2section]

(x)

[mapachedepapel]

Money money money must be funny, in a rich man's world.

...Eh si. No hay explicación para esto.

Once-ler y Elon Musk real‼️⁉️‼️⁉️

✦ Speedpaint. ✦

Lo siento. 🙏🙏‼️‼️🗣

[persephoneflouwers]

Wait i dont get the english breakfast thing sorry

Oh angel, that’s a super secret code meant to unlock even the gelid hearts of people like me.

English Colazione ♥️♥️

Or maybe he meant he’s having his English husband for breakfast. I don’t know, ask Louis 😭

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Edit (only to have all the complete compilation in a single post):

Harry has a “colazione” (breakfast in Italian) tattoo on his thigh. @ialwaysknewyouwerepunk ‘s post described it after the AIW BTS.

Here’s Harry fonding because Louis mentions missing English Breakfast on tour. (Thanks @louansue for the gif addition! I’ll search for the video when I get home)

And this is Louis in 2023 :) curious how his having the first English breakfast of his US leg coincidentally when Harry’s tour ended just 6 days ago.

Very funny, very coincidental.

I swear, these two!

[corvusphilia]

★ MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A CRUSH ON AN ALTERNATIVE PERSON

ok so my favorite haikyuu blog (which has been inactive for 3 years rip) had this "most (to least) likely" series going on and I loved it sooo here's me throwing my hat in the ring as well (and yes this is mainly because I'm goth LMAO)

ೃ⁀➷ KAGEYAMA: He has NO IDEA what alternative culture is and doesn't listen to the music, but for some reason the fashion really catches his eye. A total sucker for gigantic/extra eyeliner.

ೃ⁀➷ NISHINOYA: Look me in the eyes and tell me he doesn't drool at the mere mention of fishnets. The edgy music? Black clothes? Silver accessories? The whole ragged aesthetic? Sign him the fuck up.

ೃ⁀➷ KUROO: CEO of wanting a goth s/o. He finds it so hot it's not even funny. I'm already a zero-rizz-kuroo-truther but I feel like it's even worse if you dress like that. Deadass got this man on his knees going "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-"

ೃ⁀➷ KYOUTANI: MY BOYFRIENDDD shit got him blushing fr. I mean just look at him. You're gonna tell me he wouldn't LOVE someone that can match his freak? Ugh just... sharing rings and spiked bracelets with him... guys I'm about to pass out

ೃ⁀➷ TENDOU: Let's get this outta the way: he likes interesting people. If you can catch his eye from the way you dress alone then yeah, he's interested. Also, absolute outfit thief. But it's okay because he lets you do his makeup to match the clothes he stole from you.

ೃ⁀➷ SEMI: This guy is in a BAND be for real. All he wants in life is an alt baddie to impress with his guitar skills. Also dare I say he'd look real cute with black lipstick marks all over.

ೃ⁀➷ SUNA: Again. Do I have to say anything. Look at this motherfucker. Yk what I'm going to be quiet because everything I have to say would regress feminism several decades you guys can figure it out yourselves

ೃ⁀➷ ATSUMU & OSAMU: They canonically have/had/whatever a crush on Saeko (which honestly who doesn't). Like there's just something about people who look like they could beat their ass that they really like for some reason. the miyans are bottoms in this essay I will

honorary mentions i don't have an explanation for i just know it in my bones: kei tsukishima, taketora yamamoto, kozume kenma, morisuke yaku (might as well just say the entire nekoma team at this point fr), hajime iwaizumi, akinori konoha, kourai hoshiumi

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

sharing is caring <3

[sihtryggr]

“My name is on the lease for the castle.”

“I think it’s more a loyalty thing for Cole. I think it’s his loyalty to Alicent. He wants what she wants. I myself… no comment.”

“Aemond he was bullied and wronged as a kid. They carved his eye out. He bounced back. He put a sapphire gemstone in his eye. And yeah, they’re gonna get what’s coming to them.”

“We have bigger dragons.”

No because it’s the way none of them could actually offer up a reason as to why TG should sit the throne.

[gojoest]

when you keep ignoring satoru’s attempts to confess to you (he’s your childhood friend), thinking it’s just another scheme of his to pull your leg and get on your nerves as he’s always done one way or another throughout the years, he goes and asks your parents if he can be your boyfriend