#and like not in an entertaining way

[gunsatthaphan]

bonjour 🫡

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”

[gongyussy]

bonus:

[metamatronic]

does this mean henry made the fnaf games to push William more to being the villain. and then made a Movie based on those game?

Just “Helping” A “Friend”

Henry’s been long-conning William for a while. Commissioning the video games was the final cherry on top at the end of a years of constructing a paper trail. (Also, the movie isn’t canon and doesn’t get made in this AU, though Henry probably tried.)

[fluffyblue-multifandommess]

"Yagami Light as a youtuber would probably plagiarise" WRONG Yagami Light is insanely intelligent and looks down on literally every single other human person, he would rather stab himself in the eye than using the works of someone else - someone who can't be anything but beneath him. Pre-Death Note youtuber!Light would make long-ass videos about Everything Wrong With Society with completely unhinged takes about how xyz small innocuous thing is responsible for gang violence with numbers* to back it up.

"Light would plagiarise" get the fuck out of here.

*numbers which he completely twists to his own bias - without even knowing it because he thinks way too highly of himself

[pinyatapix]

how i imagine Minecraft Alex's personality to be like vs how i imagine Minecraft Steve's personality. duality of minecraft

[corsairspade]

there are many reasons I like the "Erestor son of Caranthir" headcanon but secretly the main one is that I'm imagining all of the remaining noldo auditors sighing of relief when Caranthir dies and they don't have to try play 4d chess with multiverse time travel trying to catch this guy doing tax evasion. life is good for exilic auditors now.

and then suddenly Elrond and Elros turn up again! even better! oh who's this, Elrond? your good friend Erestor? he's helping you with your taxes? oh how swe- what is this Elrond. What is this. your paperwork for your taxes you say. not a declaration of war? because it looks like a declaration of war on the exilic auditors, Elrond.

and then all the auditors are so busy doing "extreme tax auditing™" for the first time since the second Kinslaying that they don't tell anyone they're pretty sure there's another scion of the house of Fëanor running around.

[papayatifosi]

How come that George is always at the scene of the crime. Without a fault George will be there. Someone crashes out, George comes in and swoops up the pieces. Alonso gets mad at the FIA, George appears next to him like a summoned Genie, Oscar gets his lap time deleted, George is there. Travel stories, extracurricular sport activities, doesn’t matter. George is there

[kuttblueberry]

A frenchman and his old man bestie <3

[problemchildnumber69]

Kevin, Neil, and Andrew going to a 24h diner after night practice on a random Tuesday and as soon as they order Andrew gets up to inspect the jukebox, messes around with it for a while, then comes back to the booth.

Teenagers by MCR starts playing, and it's fine, Kevin and Neil aren't really paying that much attention, and then it plays a second time. By the third play Kevin is suspicious. By the fourth he is putting down his fork and knife and asking Andrew what the fuck he is doing. Andrew just continues to calmly and blankly cut up his waffle into smaller and smaller pieces. He sips his hot chocolate, waves down the waitress to ask for more whipcream ("just bring the whole can over you don't understand when I say 'more whipcream' how much I am asking for"). Neil is just chattering away, not giving a shit in the least.

By the fifth play Kevin asks, exasperatedly, "Andrew what the fuck is wrong with you?"

Andrew replies with a shark smile, adding whip cream to both his drink and his waffles until is is unclear if there is even any food underneath the cream. "Kevin darling, we do not have time to get into that. Eat your eggs."

By the sixth play Kevin fully grabs his plate, his glass of whole milk, and just leaves the restaurant to eat his food on the curb in front of the diner. He can both hear and see Neil cackling through the window where he sits outside in front of their booth.

Eventually, Andrew and Neil finish up and come outside. They sit on either side of Kevin on the curb while he (as slow as he can) eats his food, pausing in between bites, just to make them wait for him for a ridiculous amount of time. It's 3am before they leave.

The car ride is silent until Andrew starts playing Teenagers by MCR over aux. Kevin rolls his window down and sticks his head outside.

[dustykneed]

so jim got bit by a space mushroom that takes away his impulse control... welcome to daycare on the bridge with his xo and cmo

obviously the salad cat meme is still going strong in the 23rd century because these guys reenact it on a daily basis lmaoo

prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "mask off" 🩵💙💛

[lesbian-robots]

[r18-g]

LOST. MY SHIT?

[hightowered]

and you know i gotta say. the vast majority of the people losing their shit this weekend made it very clear that they do not understand the difference between "artists who want a measure of comfort in their lives" and "the billionaires actually being targeted by phrases like eat the rich." that is such a weird thing to be so proud to announce to the whole entire internet.

it's also extremely weird to behave as though any individual is entitled to an artist's work for free. or that the audience should be the final say in determining what an artist creates. there is a major difference between the betrayal of an artist who produces art and then banks on their social capital to engage in harmful, violent, bigoted behavior (like jk rowling) and the "betrayal" of an artist who decides that they should be or need to be compensated for their work. the latter isn't actually a betrayal at all. it's just a shift.

the thing is that the watcher boys didn't invent capitalism, they didn't invent the streaming model, they didn't invent youtube or patreon. they aren't getting 100% of the money from either. their merch doesn't magically appear as if made by elves while they sleep. their videos don't happen out of nowhere and without incurring bills. they have a business which employs people, and sure, you can say they employ too many people, but do they actually? a bunch of randos on the internet don't actually know that. they don't know these job titles, or how necessary it is to have everyone there. it's pure speculation. the entire company exists within a system they did not invent and are trying to stay afloat in said system while a bunch of assholes on the internet berate them for not acquiescing to their every whim at the expense of their artistic integrity, their ability to compensate their staff fairly, and their ability to keep making art.

and jumping from "i want to continue enjoying this artist's work for free" to "i think people should be fired and the remaining employees should be given greater responsibilities and more tasks to complete" is wild to me. there's nothing leftist in that and so trying to leverage leftist jargon to prove some sort of moral superiority is fucking wild, it's disingenuous, and it's sketchy as hell. you're allowed to be disappointed. you're not magically exempt from being told you're being an asshole if you decide your disappointment entitles you to take part in asshole behavior.

"but we don't want something heavily produced and we don't want these shows" then don't watch! that's it! don't watch! you are not being held hostage and forced to engage with this content. you have the choice not to. throwing a tantrum and launching racist vitriol at steven lim and demanding he step down as CEO shows a level of entitlement and childishness that, frankly, i wish they could have ignored, but they're both kinder & more patient than i am.

anyway congratulations to watcher on their new streaming service and their gorgeous new website, congratulations to the boys on a new step in their careers and on achieving something they've made clear they've wanted for ages, thank you to the boys for all their hard work and for sharing their creativity with us. thank you too for taking such a big and genuinely brave step to no longer be beholden to major corporations and advertisers so you can make the art you want to make. thank you to steven lim for taking so many steps back to keep the company running and for doing your best in a shit economy and while being targeted by this kind of nastiness online. and thank you to the entire team at @wearewatcher for continuing to do amazing work despite being treated like shit by the fan community at large on the internet while you're trying to make a living and create art. you all deserve better than you've been shown of late and i hate that such an exciting moment got overshadowed by so many temper tantrums.

because the whole fucking point, the dream, is getting to make the art that matters to them, without being held back. i'm sorry y'all don't want the heavily produced and high quality shit but your preferences as a member of an audience are not the law by which artists should abide. they are artists and they are free to, and deserve to, make the art they want to make.

[untitledrockstar-if]

I feel like you could EASILY make the cheating optional and think of a different conflict lol

ok, but consider this: I don't want to <3