#this is so long im......sorr y

[sunday-good-enough]

hey im like super sleep deprived so this might not be comprehensible but i'm gonna need the 'sunny is an innocent babie and basil is a horrible monster' crowd and the 'basil is an innocent babie and sunny is a horrible monster' crowd to grow the fuck up and realize that these two both witnessed something neither of them deserved to at their age. i'm gonna need you to take a step back and put yourself in sunny's shoes. you're twelve and you're angry and stressed out and your sister isn't listening to you and you just want to run away. put yourself in basil's shoes. you're twelve and you've just watched your best friend's older sister, a person you've relied on, go tumbling down the fucking stairs.

have they made mistakes? of course!

have they done bad things? absolutely!

are they gonna need years of therapy to get through what they've both experienced? fuck yes!

do any of these things make them unforgivable monsters? fuck no!

the point of the fucking game is that nothing is black and white. sunny made a mistake and basil did what he thought was right. not a single character in this game is perfect and all of them have made mistakes. yes, even mari, hero, kel, you name it. none of these mistakes make them horrible people. they're children.

[and im not saying that what any of them did was right, i'm saying that none of it makes them the horrible murderers you people make them out to be]

[paperstreetlocal]

guhhhhh/////////////.............. i miss soapshippng

[ooofyz]

arg

[4ngels0uls]

My enemy - Matt sturniolo

Dont like? Don’t read.

Summary: Matt sturniolo and y/n have hate each other for basically forever. Nick and Chris hate their bickering, they think y/n and Matt should just date. Y/n and Matt think that’s disgusting till….

Paring: fem!reader + dom!Matt

Warnings: use of y/n, SMUT, cursing, fingering, blowjob, handjob, p in v, a little dirty talk, rough sex, pet names kinda (like.. good girl, and I don’t know SO LOOK FOR YOURSELF.)

A/N: I broke my fucken phone like 2 weeks ago and just got it fixed yesterday 🙈

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Y/ns pov

I’m sleeping over at the triplets house today, cause…..why not? I miss Chris and nick. Definitely not Matt. He’s a total asshole to me, but all sweet and charming in their YouTube videos. Pathetic. I open my phone and text nick. “Hey can I come for a little sleep over today?” I text. Almost immediately I get a text back. “Yeah sure. Just don’t be so fucking annoying with Matt.” He texts with an attitude. I think he’s pissed off.. I text back. “okay, I’ll be there in an hour.” I text. All I get is to be left on opened. Alright…

I grab all my shit for a sleepover. I get in my car and drive to their house. I get to their house but I’m not a fuck ass person to just walk in so I knock. Guess who opens the door. Matthew fucking sturniolo. “great.” He says. Asshole. He walks upstairs just leaving the door open for me to come in. I walk inside and take my shoes off and go and put all my shit in nicks room.

I walk into nicks room. Nobody.. what the fuck? I question. I put all my shit down and walk over to the couch where Matt is sitting. “where’s nick and Chris?” I ask. He looks up at me and sighs. “They’re out getting a bunch of shit for the store for a YouTube video.” he answers. “How long have they been gone?” I ask, considering nicks phone is right by Matt. “Like 2 hours, an hour ago?” He tells. huh? I texted nick 30 minutes ago and they have been gone for apparently 2 hours? Weird.

I sit on the couch, about 2 cushions away from him. “what the fuck are you watching?” I ask while confused. “Some random ass documentary, I’m not even watching it. What’s with all the questions?” He asks with an attitude. “I was just asking.” I tell. He gives me and weird look then goes back to his phone. I lay down and curl into a ball on the couch.

He glares at me and looks at me confused. “Why are you laying like that?” He asks me. “I don’t know, I’m comfortable..”I answer. He gives me a shrug and goes back to his phone. I pull my phone out of my pocket and go on it. I go thru my camera roll and find a sex tape of me for a while back, with my 2nd ever boyfriend. I forget my phone is on full volume. I click on the video and it blasts moans, the sound of me and his body’s slapping together.

My eyes go wide and I turn my phone off and Matt looks at me with wide eyes. “what the fuck were you watching…?” He questions. “nothing…” I say out of embarrassment.

End of y/ns pov

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Matt’s pov

I hear y/ns phone blasting a sex tape of… sounds like her…? “what the fuck were you watching…?” I ask her. “Nothing.” She says almost immediately with a hint of embarrassment in her voice. We go quiet for a while, while I have a big ass tint in my pants from my dick… it’s bad from the last couple times this has happened. I let out a slight groan for only me to be able to hear.

God this fucking hurts. But I can do it here or get up cause she’ll think I’m fucking disgusting. Which it is…. She rolls over and looks down and sees my bulge thru my pants…

End of Matt’s pov

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Y/ns pov

I look down at Matt’s pants and see he has the biggest boner ever.. “fuck… I’m sorry y/n. Im really fucking sorr-“ I shut him up by smashing my lips into his. I climb onto his lap, feeling his boner on my legs. He pulls away. “Please y/n..” he groans out. I know exactly what he wants. “Please what?” I tease him. “Use your mouth or anything..” he continues. I get off him and get on my knees in front of him.

I undo his belt and slide his pants down along with his underwear. His dick springs out, slapping his stomach. I grab his dick and kitty lick his tip. He groans to the feeling. I go down and start bobbing my head. He’s a moaning mess at this point. “F-fuck y/n..” he groans out. I let out a little groan to him moaning my name, sending waves of pleasure through his body.

“P-please..” he begs me for more. I look up at him and smirk. He makes a makeshift ponytail with his hands for my hair. Matt pushes my head down a bit, making me gag a little. “Oh fuck y/n..” he groans again. I start pushing my head a bit more down, making me gag more.

“Fuck! I’m going to cum!…” he moans but also yells out. I bob my head on e last time and he shoots his warm load down my throat. “g-good girl…” he whimpers. I smile at the nickname. He grabs me and picks me up and walks to his room to continue. He lays me down on his bed and closes and locks the door even though no one’s home.

He crawls up towards me. He hovers above me. He kisses me all around my neck. I lift my head up for him to be able to kiss my neck more. He kisses all over till he finds my sweet spot. He sucks and licks my pure skin. He leaves a big purple hickey that’s very noticeable. No one will know.. right? He slides his fingers down to my aching core. Sliding my pants down along with my underwear. He starts pulling my shirt up revealing my purple lace bra. He smirks when he sees my bra. “Cute bra…” he smiles. I blush from his compliment. He slides his fingers along my curves.

He gets down to my core, slowly rubbing my clit. I let out a very soft moan. I kiss his soft lips as he fingers my core. He shoves his two fingers, the middle and ring, right into my core, I let out a moan making him groan. I kiss him deeply as he kisses me back.

He pumps his fingers in and out of me making me whimper every time he pumps his fingers. F-fuck Matt…” I moan. I bury my face into his neck. He pumps fingers in and out of me faster making me and whimpering and moaning mess.

“Sh-shittt” I moan. “M’ close!” I yell out. He pumps his fingers about three more times, hitting my g spot each time. “Fuck! Please! Matt!” I scream out. I release all over his two fingers. He pulls out his fingers. He licks off all of my release off his fingers. “mm you taste good.” He tells me while smirking.

He gets on top of me again. He kisses me on my neck. “All fours, ass up.” Matt says with a controlling tone. “Hmugh please…” I moan out. He lines himself up between my wet folds. “P-please don’t tease Matt.” I whimper out. “Be patient.” He tells. I nod my head and he slides him self in. I let out a moan as he burys his length into my core.

“so tight.” He whispers out. He thrusts his hips at a fast pace, his hips smacking into mine making an echo in the room. “Fuck…” he groans. “Mhughm fuck! Matt!” I moan loudly. He groans from me moaning his name. He pounds into me like theirs no tomorrow. I make a little noise every time his skin slaps mine. “are my good girl!?” He yells out at me. “Y-yes!” I yell back. He shoves himself deeper. I moan louder, my eyes going to the back of my head. He smacks my ass, making an echo sound around the room. I bury my face into the pillow. F-fuck..y/n.” he groans softly.

He pounds me till I yell out “fuck I need… fuck! I need to cum!” I yell out. “just wait.” He dominants. “W-what?..” i whimper. “just wait.” He says. He pounds me a couple for times till the point where now I’m feeling overwhelmed and overstimulated. “M-Matt please!” I yell. “be a good girl and cum all on my dick.”

He finally tells me. I feel the knot snap in my stomach. I release all over his dick. I feel his dick twitch inside of me. “F-fuckk!!..y/n!” He moans loudly. Digging his nails into my hips while shooting his hot load into my cunt. Painting my spongey walls white.

He pulls out and claps beside me. “damn.. didn’t think you were that good.” He tells. “Me either..” I agree with him. We hear the front door open and hear yelling. “Matt! Wer- what the..? Y/n!?” Chris yells from the front door. I look at Matt. He looks back at me. He starts getting up but kisses my lips. He finishes putting his clothes on. He winks and leaves and closes the door behind him. I just had sex with my enemy.

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IM DYING.

idk I’m bored now🙂

NOW I HAVE TO GO WRITE MORE😔

BYE.

[oceantornadoo]

you’ve done it right, you thought. followed all the rules, devoted yourself to them. “focus on your career. love yourself first. friendships last longer. love will find you when you least expect it!” it seemed so simple, those dreams of princess fairytales playing games in your head. here you were: accomplished captain, maintained civilian friends, loved yourself first. and yet it was still there; that gnawing gut feeling of aching loneliness. you got cursed like eve got bitten, every relationship failed, every yearning for love and connection squandered on undeserving people, leaving you with a filled medal chest and unhappy heart.

john price told himself he didn’t need love. love would distract from the dangers of his job; love wasn’t meant for a man like him. love was his boys and his friends and that would be enough because it had to be. never sleeping over, never going on a dating app, never treating the bird at the bar sweetly. some infant-like part of him screamed to be let out and cared for, but he buried it deep next to the names of long-dead comrades, forgotten in the name of survival. if he dwelled on it, he’d be dead too.

you’d been out for weeks on injury, hadn’t been around in so long. the hospital was a drag, but you finally gotten cleared to leave for a new mission; a joint task force training. you were running on the worst sleep you’d ever had, but trying to come back strong, one more attempt to prove your life meant something more than the shape of loneliness in your home.

because of the hospital, discharge and transport and logistics, you arrived at the meeting late. laswell let you into the conference room quietly, expressing her gratitude in a head nod as you took the only empty seat, next to some burly man whose face blurred in the lights of the projector. the presenter was wrapping up as you busied yourself with your notebook, accidentally dropping a pen as the lights suddenly switched on. you dipped your head quickly, cursing at your clumsiness. “now introduce yourself to the person next to you!”

john turned to the taken spot next to him but was surprised with the sight of a back instead of a face. he looked down, spotting a frazzled you searching for something on the ground. there - a ballpoint pen tucked under the wheels of his chair. he unstuck it with practiced ease, turning back to offer it to you, right as you popped back up, noses almost colliding.

“oh! i’m so sorr-“ you met blue eyes that cut off your sentence, a proffered pen in your sight. his eyes were crinkled in a silent smile, calloused hand dwarfing your favorite pen in his fingers. “y’ dropped this.” you reached out to take it as he pushed it forward, hands colliding in a sloppy dance. something happened then - a spark that felt like it happened every few lifetimes. some predestined thing as your hands brushed, his eyes locking on yours again as he drank you in. you ended up snatching the pen back in an almost-handhold, his calluses brushing your own before you pulled back.

“i’m sorry, i’m so disorganized today.” your eyes dropped to the pen, trying to ignore the thick thighs wrapped in camo pants in front on you. “‘s okay. don’t have t’ be perfect all the time.” he gave you that half smile again, disappearing into the edges of his beard. the sentence rang about your head. don’t have to be perfect. “i’m john.” he offered his hand again and you took it, allowing him to lead you somewhere new.

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hey guys! it’s been a while. this semester has been crazy, but i took this weekend to reset and ended up blasting “the prophecy” until this drabble popped into my head. i’ve been feeling pretty down about some messy (?) romantic connections and life so im writing this to remind me there’s hope in being a hopeless romantic. sorry this one was so short. i love you all and thanks for sticking around after months of only reposts🫶

[space-helen]

Grade

Words: 1499

Pairing: All platonic (?) Nick Stokes x Reader, Greg Sanders x Reader, David Hodges x Reader

A/N: This was written back in October (sorry) but enjoy!

Request: Okay so this may be totally very random but idk either- the idea just popped into my head but my writer ass is too filled up with school to have motivation to write so- but like onto the idea.

So like, reader is maybe like, a student/works part time at the lab? And theyre everyones favourite as they can get along with everyone (even hodges though he would be the last to admit it-) but their grades are slipping majorly and no one knows as they keep up the 'im fine' mask before diverting the topic, like how that person is.

But one day maybe they get a grade or something in a subject they really studied for and its very bad or something else happens and someone just finds them in a very random spot and its all fluff :(?

Sorry if this was long and you dont have to write this if you dont want to, I just think your writing is awesome so :)

-🧽/Anon

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You nervously checked your phone again before shoving it back in your pocket. God, you hated waiting for results. It seemed like you'd been on a losing streak recently. No matter how hard you were studying your grades were consistently low. You knew some of your classmates thought it was because of your job in the crime lab but you wouldn't give it up for the world.

"How's it going?" Hodges spoke from the other side of the room.

"Everything's fine." You forced a smile "the tests are running."

"Perfect." He returned his attention back to the work in front of him "You can go for a break if you want. Go grab a coffee, just be back to get the results."

"Thanks. Want me to make you one?" 

The man waved you off and gave you a smile "I'll be ok but thank you." Standing up you made sure everything was safe before leaving the room.

Getting into the break room you poured yourself a drink before looking at the snacks on offer today before turning and taking a seat at the table.

"How's it going?" Greg sat across from you at the table, a drink of his own in his hand.

"I'm ok, pretty quiet morning so far."

He laughed "today does seem slower, huh?" He took a sip of his drink as you did yours "have you had the test results back?"

"Yours should be done soon, Hodges told me to take a break while they were-"

"Not those." He interrupted "your grade for the-"

"Oh, they haven't come back yet."

"Are you nervous?"

You shook your head and took another sip of your drink, feeling the hot liquid slightly scold your mouth and throat. "I studied hard, it should be fine like always."

"I respect your positivity so much" he smiled as he checked his phone and then  downed the last part of his drink, you weren't sure how he did it really, you knew you wouldn't be able to with the coffee at this temperature. "I have to run but let me know when you get the grade back." As he stood he placed a reassuring hand on your shoulder and gave it a light squeeze "good luck."

You gave him a smile and thanked him but before you knew it he was gone. Enjoying the rest of the silence you flipped through one of the newspapers left on the table before eventually finishing your coffee and cleaning your mug. Walking back down the corridor towards your workstation you felt a notification come in on your phone. Seeing it was your results you opened it immediately but instantly regretted it, another failed test. Diving for the nearest door you opened flung it open and threw yourself through into it. As you stared at your phone screen you could feel tears coming to your eyes quickly as your chest began to feel tighter. This couldn't be happening, not again.

Nick had seen your odd behaviour as he turned the corner. Speeding up his pace he knocked lightly on the storage cupboard door "Y/N is everything ok?" he listened carefully for a response but instead heard your quiet sobs through the door. Opening it carefully he slid inside and his heart felt sorry for you as soon as your tear filled eyes met his.

"Come here." His whispered opening his arms. You closed the small distance and were soon in his arms, allowing him to hug you. "What happened?"

"The test." You sobbed "I just got my grade back" another sob "I failed." 

"It's ok. It's ok." The man placed his one hand on your hair to comfort you more as he brought you into his chest. 

As he did Greg came to the door and opened it carefully, seeing the two of you he gave Nick a questioning look and mouthed the words 'what's up?' 

'Grades' Nick mouthed back and Greg nodded his head. Leaning against the door frame he looked at you sympathetically, knowing how difficult it could be.

"I know it's silly." You pulled away from Nick and wiped your face. "But I worked so hard and it's just like I'm running in circles. Maybe I'm just not good enough."

"Don't say that." Nick said calmly

"Y/N you're literally incredible. Probably the most promising I've seen around here in forever. You're so clever and definitely have what it takes." It was Greg speaking now.

Looking at the man with tears in your eyes you swallowed a sob "It really doesn't feel like it right now."

Nick placed his hand on your shoulder lightly. "You should have said something if you're struggling with grades. We could have helped you out." 

"I didn't want you to all think I was stupid."

"Didn't you hear what I just said?" Greg teased lightly "We're all in awe at how much you have going on and we'd never think you were stupid."

"Man, you teach me something new most days." Nick added in, moving his hand from your shoulder to your back, gesturing forward with his other hand "let's move from the closet though, it's cramped in here and there's better places to cry in the lab."

Nodding you allowed the men to walk you to somewhere more appropriate, the two of them giving warning glances to anyone staring or small shakes of their head in a 'drop it' fashion to those who looked like they were going to interfere. 

Sitting down at your desk, Hodges handed you your results as the two men stood next to you, clearly puzzled by everyone's expressions he had to fill the silence "what's going on-"

"I failed" You cut him off. 

The man's jaw was slack "What? How? Wasn't this exam in your main field of expertise? We work on it most days."

You nodded and rested your elbows on the table and your chin on your hands as your eyes skimmed the results he'd handed you "yep."

"You have to ask for a remark."

"Leave it." Nick spoke as he pulled up a stool next to you.

You sighed if Nick and Greg knew, David should probably know too since you worked with him everyday and you were actually quite close to the man. "I've been pretty consistent with my failing grades this semester." You didn't raise your eyes from the piece of paper.

"There has to be some form of favouritism going on." The man shook his head "you've never once made an error in this lab-"

Greg interrupted the man "I don't think this is helping right now."

"No it's fine." You looked up at the men "What's done is done. I can try and redeem myself in the next one but if I fail that too I'll probably have to kiss the lab goodbye."

Hodges grumbled "I'll help you. Whatever you need I'll help."

"Can't we just show them the work you do here? Would that help your grade?" Nick questioned.

You shrugged "we could try, but they'd probably just tell me I've got too much going on. Just like how my friends say it."

"They don't sound very much like friends then do they." Greg scoffed "we're here for you though Y/N, like Hodges said, anything you need." Greg's phone buzzed and he was quickly excusing himself.

You looked back down at the results and slid them in front of Nick as you talked him through them as I'd nothing had happened, the man thanked you and gave you a warm smile before leaving.

"What do you have for me next?" You asked Hodges.

"You can help me prep these samples?"

You smiled and began to cross the room to him when your phone began to ring. Answering the call without looking, you were surprised to hear your University lecturer on the other end.. 

Locking your phone you slid it into your pocket and took a step back inside your lab space. "You'll never guess what" Hodges gestured for you to continue speaking "There was apparently an error in the system and everyone was given a failing grade. I passed. I’m a little annoyed it happened but-"

"I knew it had to be a mistake.” Hodges quickly added a smile beaming on his face.

"I don't know what my exact grade was but at least it wasn't a fail. She said that although my past grades weren't great the ones they really take into consideration is this one and the next two we get."

He smiled even more "good because I have no clue what I'd do in here without you now" 

"Thank you, I really love the opportunity I have to work with you, I've learnt so much-"

He held up his hand "As much as I love to hear it from other people I don't want to hear it from you." He joked "go and tell Nick and Greg."

You nodded "I'll be right back" 

"There's no rush, enjoy the news"

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[irkutskmmaniacs]

nikita and artyom pony headcanons because i am unemployed and my father beats me with a metal belt

im pasting half of this from a conversation with oomf Sorr y

theres no way artyom is a unicorn, artyom probably calls unicorns gay, he probably makes fun of different ponies than him like earth ponies (even tho nikitas one) ((nikita is his only exception)) (((kinda like irl cus nikita wasnt allowed in the skinhead group cus he was mixed Ossetian and artyom was a nazi but they were still besties))) ((((ALSO KINDA LIKE HOW ERIC WAS A NAZI AND DULAN WAS JEWISH))))

arttom Has wings but he cant like rly fly cus he doesnt see a use for them, nikita asks him to but artyom declines cus hes scared hes gonna mess it up. i think artyom flexes the fact that he has wings and nikita doesnt and nikita brings up the fact that he can barely rven use his wings and that shuts artyom up prettyy quick

But i think nikita finds his wings pretty coooool. i like to imagine artyom does stunts with them like flaps them open or make them seem bigger or something dumb like that — when they hug, artyom kinda like.. wraps his wings around him in a way? and nikita Thinks its SUPER cool

for tails, i think artyom even tho he has like kinda long hair i think he'd have a pretty short tail like he'd definitely want to show his masculinity in some way and he thinks thats the best way to do it :) but otherwise i think it'd be cute if he had a short choppy tail and i cant really imagine him with a long tail

and nikita he would NOT gaf his tail would be kinda long. i think he would only trim/comb it when he showers which is like.. never. i think artyom would kinda laugh at jow long nikitas tail is and how tangly it is, i can imagine him saying something like “your tail is long. heh . like a girl. heh you are a homosexual”

CUTIEMARKS NOW

I FEEL LIKE SINCE THEYRE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS THEYD GET THEIR CUTIEMARK AROUND EACH OTHER OR TELL EACH OTHER ASAP WHEN THEY GOT IT!!!! theyd both be super happy for the other like i think artyom would get his cutie mark first and nikita would be like "YOURE SK AWESOME" and artyom would be like "YAAAYY" and then nikita would get his and then artyom would be SUPPPPERR happy for him

so i think one of them would have a swastika cus theyre edgy and the other would have a hammer. idk abt the swastika fully tho, either that or they both have hammers or one of them would have some sort of musical instrument and the other would have a hammer.

also maybe since nikita rly liked art when he was a kid and won an art competition or wtv he might have an art cutiemark? but i doubt it honestly

i think most likely nikita’s cutie mark would be related to artyom in a way, like, again, maybe a hammer or something : )

THATS ALL!!! GIVE ME MORE THINGS TO MAKE HEADCANONS ON!!! DROP YOUR MY LITTLE PONY ACADEMY MANIACS HEADCANONS BELOW!!!!!

alsooo

the thing i was referring to when i was talking abt nikita and art : )

[gamblersdoll]

pussydrunk

in which, Gojo, would confess. MDNI- 18+, oral (fem receiving), head squeezing, mean and angry Gojo, whimpering Gojo, fingering, unprotected intercourse, est relationship?? angst, then fluff

Love was a tragic curse, at least thats what Gojo thought. Gojo believed love wasnt needed in a relationship. no, never.

until you and him started dating, you would always talk about the mysteries of love, and gojo would always ignore it. that stupid, yet attractive smirk plastered on his face. you two started dating for a while, going onto five months, and it was starting to get rocky.

fighting with gojo was like fighting with a wall that was freshly built, one that wouldnt be knocked down. youd grow angry, and gojo would just ignore your anger, your own pain. you two were arguing about head, how youd always go down on him and please him. however, the energy was never matched.

"i just dont give head, y/n." he said with a lazy smirk, peering over his damn glasses. "i dont see why its a big deal, we could just not give head." he suggested, knowing itd piss her off.

"or we could stop fucking all together.." she sneered, folding her arms. she looked to her side, not wanting to look at his stupid , yet, attractive face.

this caught his attention, him frowning and forming a pout. "wait jus a minute, we dont have to go that far." he protested, rolling his eyes.

if you had told gojo's younger self, maybe when he was 22, that here he was, between a girls legs and eating her pussy, hed laugh at you.

"fuck.. you taste so fucking good.." he said, legs thrown over his shoulders as you were devoured by him, "cant believe id pass this sloppy pussy up.. you cream so much when i eat you.." you moaned, gripping at the hair on his head. you were so close, you were grinding on his face, begging for his tongue to quicken. "cum, cum f'me, cmon, cmon!" he encouraged, shoving his fingers in your cunny, feeling the way you convulsed, how you spasamed, how you arched your back and then--

the feeling of his face being splashed against, him pulling away to the mess you created.

"...you just squirted on me." he revealed, still realizing your mess, how heavy you breathed, how fucking pretty your pussy looks. you eventually looked at him, his eyes wide, youd think hes angry.

"im sorr-" you attempted to say, before you felt his two thick digits in your pussy grind against your gummy walls.

"yer gunna do it again, until i say so.." he commanded, you didnt have any choice, not when hes pussydrunk.

"what the fuck do you mean, you dont love me??" you questioned, standing infront of him, folding your arms. you were more than pissed, and incredibly hurt.

"when did i ever say that i did??" he chuckled, hands in his pockets- this motherfucker didnt care, it was beyond him. he quite honestly didnt see the reason you cared, he just wanted you to finish dinner already, its been a long day.

"the shit i do for you, that doesnt mean anything..? the fact i basically have to save your ass sometimes???" you pestered, stirring the pot of the stew. you were growing pissed. the violent pissed, the pissed that you worked so hard to tame, the pissed only for special grades or hardass curses.

"oh no it does and i appreciate it, i always show that, i just dont feel love for you, if i did then that would be bad." he shrugged, "hows dinner coming along?"

youre worried about the stability of your relationship, and hes worried about food. what was his fucking problem??

you slammed the pot into the sink, emptying the contents of what once was dinner, you could go a night without your cooking... he couldnt.

"figure it out, im not doing shit for a man who doesnt give a fuck about me." you spat, walking to your shared bedroom, leaving gojo confused.

he didnt care, you can throw your little tantrum.

until, of course, youd change your social media relationship status to "its complicated" instead of "in a relationship." and once gojo got that message, oh how livid he was.

"what the fuck." he spat at you, gripping your arm as he glared into your eyes. the way his blue pierced into your brown, you would almost be scared , but you werent.

"isnt it complicated? you dont love me and we're in a weird position, so its consider complicated." you chuckled, trying to reciprocate the same energy he had just a week ago. what was his problem?

"youre a fucking brat, yknow? you stopped cooking, you stopped looking at me, you stopped everything." he snarled, leaning his face into yours. why did he care? what did you matter. you were just another girl who he dated, who he lived with, who he fucked, who he ate with, who he actually put effort in his appearance, who he actually give a full kiss, who he made love to-

"youre mine, princess- ohoh fuckk.." he groaned, plowing his fat dick into your pussy, his face in the crook of your neck, humping into you, eyes tightly shut. hearing you moan his name, he moaned yours back. "fuck youre so pretty.. my pretty bitch. oh fuck- fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck..ohmygod fuckkkk..." he whined, hands entwined into yours and spilling into your womb, while he whimpered.. he fucking whimpered, if you didnt cum from then, you surely did now. he wasnt his nonverbal, non noise making self. he let loose for a change, and all it took was for you to take a week trip with collegues.

oh, fuck.

he rolled his eyes hard, sighing while he looked away in defeat, his efforts in not falling in love, failed. just to realize it wasnt the kind of love he felt for geto, wasnt the kind of love at all. and all it took was you to pull away slightly, he put his head on your shoulder, sighing heavily.

"you were right.." he mumbled, holding you tightly. "i.. do love you." he whispered, feeling nervous to say, he couldve costed a good relationship.

"hm." she said, shaking her head and holding him back, "you wan'a kiss?" she asked, she didnt miss the way he perked up. "then say it again, and you can have as many kisses you want." she chuckled.

"love you," he said, trying to kiss her. she dodged it, moving her head to the side , drawing out a groan from his throat. "whaaattt?" he groaned.

"say it right, dont get lazy again." she warned, her own smirk on her face, something he always went feral for, whether she got it from him or he just found it really fucking hot on her face, the way the plump of her lips spread slightly, especially with that damn pina colada lip gloss on-

"i love you, princess. now can i please fucking kiss you?" he almost growled, not waiting for her answer, just smashing his lips against hers.

[cupoftaae]

Can you please do prompts 5 and 12 for Yoongi? Thank you in advance!

Hi lovie! sorry for getting to this a tad bit late! I hope you enjoy -nini

-"well..yell, scream, say something, say you hate me, anything"

-"i'll wait for you"

x YOONGI

warnings- swearing, cheating, angst, breakup :(

You and yoongi sat in the small booth of your favorite cafe, it was right in the corner and provided the right amount of privacy and great window viewing.

You both had your first date here in this booth when you had met in college, you were both freshman- he saw you and knew he had to have you in any way he could.

So- like any reasonable man, he offered to take you to get coffee and a bagel, and because yoongi is yoongi, you couldnt say no.

A few months later, he asked you to be his girlfriend in that booth, and not too long after that, you both kissed for the first time in that booth.

The torn seating, the uneven table, it wasnt much but to a young couple it symbolized a growing relationship. You had cried, laughed, had small arguments, ate, flirted, you name it- it was all here, in this seat with him.

Today, though, 5 years later, the coffee and bagel meeting was under different circumstances.

It all started with a "I think we need to talk"

You had never expected to hear what you heard come out of yoongis mouth.

"I hooked up with Jen"

You remained still, slowly putting your coffee down as you looked back, your eyes trying to decipher whether he was joking around or not- but the way his gaze stuck to his lap told you everything you needed to know.

He began to speak again, "Im sorr-"

"when was this?" your voice was calm, and steady

He looked up at you, "last weekend"

You nodded, "so...when you went over to jungkook and tae's apartment?"

He slowly nodded

"you told me you guys had work to do"

"we were- we had been working but then jungkooks girlfriend came over and brought jen because they are friends....we all drank....it was a mess....I was leaving, drunk, and jen was there and it just...happened"

His words were choppy as he anxiously picked at his bagel, a slight panic in his eyes once he gained courage to look up at you

Instead of finding anger, he was met with a neutral expression, as if he hadnt done anything at all. To be honest, this scared him more.

You slowly took a breath. You were expecting this, deep down hoping it would never happen, but the men in your life had a way of proving you wrong and failing you at any chance they got- so were you hurt? a bit, but shocked? fuck no.

You nod, feeling your heart twist in pain as you allowed yourself to think for a moment. You simply look up at him and offer a small smile before grabbing your coat and turning to stand up.

"w-wait!" he stood up as well "where are you going?"

You looked up to him, small smile still evident, "well, yoongi, I dont see why i need to be sitting here. Why drag this out?"

His eyes widened "so-...youre breaking up with me?" he whispers, fearful, as his hand still is holding your arm, knowing if he lets go- you leave.

You shrug, trying your best to keep your emotions in. "what else am i supposed to do?"

He rapidly shook his head "well...yell, scream, say something, say you hate me, anything!"

His voice was panicked

"yoongi..." you softly began, "you brought me out for lunch today....to our spot, to tell me you cheated-"

"it was an accident!"

"that you told me a week after it happened. if you cared I would have been made aware of it right away, or....you know...not have had it happen at all."

He breathes heavily, looking around at the semi empty cafe before eyes turning to you again

"it wasnt anything, it didnt mean anything, baby please-"

"people who love eachother dont hook up with other people, even when they are drunk, yoongi. You are telling me this to clear your guilty conscious, not because you are sorry"

"no baby..please..please no ... no" he tears up and grasps your coat, but you only yank away.

"goodbye yoongi"

"Y/N stop, please"

You look at him for a moment as he tries to collect himself,

"its...its ok...be angry, ill wait for you" he sighs

You shake your head, confused. "yoongi...this isnt about waiting. I am not gonna be cheated on, this hurts me....a lot. And I need to be......away from you."

His heart sunk to his stomach as he watched you turn to leave, regretting not running after you. Was it over just like this?

A small little booth, once filled with a budding romance is now just a signifier of what only crashed and burned...hard.

[wellthebardsdead]

Voryn: *sitting upright in his bed as the healers feed him tea and tentatively help him adjust to being back in a body after being reborn from the ash* there is so much I must atone for…

Evalien: *seated beside him, mortal body physically exhausted after achieving chim but otherwise well, still coming to terms with her reality after the world bent before her eyes when she performed the dance of creation in reverse upon the brass tower, setting lorkhan free and merging akatosh and auriel back as one, and in celebration her joyous laughter returning the dwemer and restoring the falmer to nirn. And along with them, Voryn.* you’ve already suffered more than enough. Now you should rest. And focus on living the life you were robbed of.

Voryn: I can’t… how can I ever face them after what I did under the hearts contr-

Nerevar: *suddenly kicks the door down, steren at his side, both having barrelled through the temple just to reach them after hearing his heart had awoken from his rebirth at the foot of the mountain* Voryn?…

Voryn: Nerevar… *looks to his side, all three eyes meeting with the dark haired chimer with the blue steely gaze* St-steren? *chokes back a sob and covers his face as tears fall, having dreamt so long of his little star, sired when he was still Ur Dagoth and nerevar the nerevarine. But he was his son. His child.* I’m so sorr- *gasps out a surprised cry as they both practically scramble onto the bed to hug him*

Head healer: y-your majesties! Lord dagoth is still frag-

Evalien: *rises from her seat and pats their shoulder* shhh, they’ll be gentle with him. They wouldn’t dare harm him. *smiles at them and bows her head before ushering the healers away to give them space*

Voryn: *unable to stop weeping as nerevar holds him close and gives him a kiss he’s been longing for for so long* I do-I don’t understand, you should be mad at me! Why aren’t you mad at me?! After everything-

Nerevar: *smiles and holds his face as tears freely fall from his eyes* why would I be mad? I know the truth, I know what really happened. And now we’re together again, we’re together.

Steren: *hugging voryn tight in disbelief, feeling a connection centuries old in his heart* Ata… *smiles up at him and laughs through tears* it’s really you!

Voryn: *unable to hold back any emotions as he just bawls his eyes out with centuries of grief* M-My moon and star, my son!! My little star!

Evalien: *smiles from the doorway before looking back to see Vivienne awkwardly waiting to meet his fiancés other father* … *strokes his hair back from his face and smiles, seeing a sparkle of Vivec in his eyes as he willingly wears his dual toned skin still despite Azura lifting the curse* you look lovely Vi.

Vivienne: *smiles up at her and shyly fixes his robes* thank you, Alma. Y-you look lovely to- *gasps as steren opens the door and grabs his hand pulling him in to meet his father*

Evalien: *smiles and walks off, stopping just short of a rogue dwemer automaton rolling by as Wyrm chases after it*

Wyrm: I TOLD YOU IT DIDNT HAVE AN OFF SWITCH YET!!!

Inigo: *running after him* IM SORRY!

[astrotoilet]

//Yandere Cate Dunlap x Male Reader//

WARNING:This story contains yandere, toxic and possesive girl, swearing and murder and assault planning.

Read at your own risk

It was a sunny day at Godolkin University, Y/N L/N was walking holding the hand of Cate Dunlap his beloved girlfriend

A popular junior of the campus, the blonde had a confident stare, looking happy and content with being with her love.

"We should return to the Vought Tower soon, Homelander and The Seven are waiting for us" Cate said

"Sam will go with us" She added

"Alright, just let's take a small break to clear up our mission" Y/N

Y/n and cate stopped in a bench and sat on it to start talking about the plan they had.

"Well here's the thing, we need to go to the woods and break free Freezero" Cate said

"Free what?" Y/N said confused

"Freezero, he's a supe that has been locked since a long time ago, we have to go, kill all the guards, free him, and bring him to the Vought Tower" Cate said

"And what are the powers of that guy?" Y/n said

"I think his name speaks for itself" Cate said

"He can freeze you with a single touch" she added

"Wow" Y/N said

"Sounds hard but it's actually pretty easy, i have experience already on that, when i set free all the woods prisoners" Cate said

"It's okay i trust you" Y/N said

Cate smiled

Then a girl arrived and she walked near y/n

"H-Hey how are you...uhh could i get your number" The girl asked y/n

"Ehh Hello uhh look im sorry but i-" Y/N said before being cut by his already angry girlfriend

"Why the fuck are you asking his number, don't you see where a thing?" Cate said angry

"A-Ah no no i-im sorry i just didn't noticed but i swear im so sorr-" the girl said before being cut by the mad blonde

"Fuck off bitch get away from my boyfriend i swear if i see you with him again i'll kill you, did you hear me?" Cate said

"Cate..." Y/n said

The redhead girl began to tear up and she left crying.

"Cate i think you went too far with her" Y/n said

"Too far?, im protecting my relationship, im showing you my love, my love i just want you"

"I-It's okay cate....also that girl looked pretty weird to be honest" y/n said

"See?, i am pretty, i am sexy, i am lovely and i am perfect for you" Cate said

"I know, that's why you're the only pretty girl that exist... the rest of girls on the entire wolrd are ugly" Y/N said, the last part a bit forced.

Cate got near his ear and spoked softly

"Remember Y/N, there are no other pretty girls in this world, only me...and if you ever came here telling me that you saw another pretty girl, the next day....you will see her not looking pretty anymore....okay baby?

"Yes...Only you sweetheart, i love you" Y/N said

theres was a small silence

Cate giggled, kissed his ear and stod up holding y/n hand again and the leaving with him

on the road they spoke about their plan...

THE END

[meowburgerz]

'you're disgusting, you know that?'

baileys voice was low and sultry, rumbling against bobby's ear. she nodded hungrily.

she wasnt quite sure how she ended up here- sitting in his lap, his fingers plunging in and out of her soaking pussy. his other hand was wrapped around her face, holding her in place by her cheeks. her face was flushed and sweaty, tongue lolled out hazily.

'such a fucking pervert. trying to seduce me? your caretaker?' he scoffed, curling his fingers up slightly.

bobby groaned, her eyes rolling back. his fingers were long and thick and barely fit inside her, she could feel herself stretching to accommodate.

'hnng.... s-sorr-'

'you're not sorry, brat. if anything, you're probably glad i called you down to my office. you're so fucking wet you've dripped all over my trousers. im upping your rent for that, just so you know.'

he sneered, pushing his clothed boner against her plush ass. there was a wet patch on his exposed boxers where precum had been seeping out.

he upped his pace, digits now jackhammering at her aching quim. she jolted and cried out, pulling against his restraint.

'ah ah ah, you dont get to leave until im finished.' he teased.

he effortlessly kept her in his grip. he was now humping into her, almost fucking her if not for the fabric of his boxers and her panties.

bobby whined. she wanted to cum, but bailey purposely kept his fingers away from her clit, stopping her from reaching such a thing. the man could feel himself getting more needy- his humping becoming feverish as his hand shakily continued its assault.

'push back against me.' he demanded.

he moved his arm from bobbys face and instead wrapped it around her neck, pulling her into a headlock. she clenched her teeth as she felt the blood in her head drain. she weakly pushed back against him, feeling his cock twitch beneath her.

'm-mister... bailey...' she gasped out.

'q-quiet, brat... nearly there...' his voice was now quiet and shaky. his cock was fully pressed against her cheeks, her panties were almost see-through from how much precum had been smeared on them.

with a final groan, bailey came. his muscles tensed and his grip on bobby tightened. thick globs of cum spouted from his tip and leaked through his boxers, further staining the girls underwear. he grunted and pushed his fingers as deep as they would go. bobby almost screamed as he did, her warmth invaded in ways she hadnt conceived.

he sighed as he came down from the high. bailey let go of the girl and pushed her from his lap, grabbing a tissue to clean himself up. she wobbled, almost falling. her pussy was empty now. it was still warm, she could still imagine bailey inside her, but it was fading.

'y-you can fuck off now...' he panted, leaning back in his chair. his face was slightly red and warm and his eyes were half-lidded, still in a slight daze.

bobby quickly gathered her clothes, still shivering. she soon scuttled off, leaving bailey to come to terms with what just happened.

he let out a guttural sigh, resting his head in his hands.

[womanpl3aser]

Dom!Ellie x sub!reader

Minors dni, especially men istg. JUST NO.

sexual. Just sexual.

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It was a night out. As always. You and Ellie were hanging out with her friends after a boring day of just scrolling on ur phones or watching a serie for the 5th time in a row a day.

U were enjoying urself until that one annoying dude called Owen decided to pick on u for the dress u were wearing. 'That dress's too short for you.' 'better watch out for these old creepy dudes' he said in a playful tone but Ellie on the other hand didnt buy it. Yeah he had surely made jokes for u and her being together in an 'innocent' way but today it was e.n.o.u.g.h

'You better watch your fucking mouth u dirty scum bag' Ellie spat out not caring if Owen would get offended. 'the fuck did u jus-' before he knew it Ellie grabbed him by his coat making everyone around the club back up including her friends.

''I- im s-sorr..' 'spit it out u fucker' Ellie said it but in a tone ud never hear. Oh man, she was really tired of his bullshit.

Owen managed to break free from Ellies grip which led her to give him a glare that could literally poke a hole in his eyes. 'I- i guess ill leave.. Its pretty late heh' was all he said before he sprinted out without caring if he looked pathetic.

'Are you alright babe?' Ellie said to u snapping u from ur internal shock of what had just happened. 'Oh, um yeah im fine els dont worry' ud slightly smile to her

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The drive home was really awkward. None of u had much to say after that night's drama. You were mostly happy that this happened bcs Owen wouldn't be up ur ass neither ellies but on the other side kind of shocked because ud never seen Ellie get that stern with somebody.

After u both arrived home u decided to speak up first 'thanks els, but u really didn't need to get that ma-' she caught u off by her now low voice. 'Oh yes I had to.' U slightly gulped and gave her an off smile. You both decided to take a shower but instead of that it ended up the other way around..

You were taking off your clothes while Ellie was cleaning her hands and before u could even realize she was behind u. Oh fuck. Her hips against ur ass before she gripped the flesh of it.

You yelped by the sudden grab which turned on Ellie even more.

'What was that babe?' She whispered in your ear 'els.. not right now plea-' she suddenly cut u off 'if not now then when?' U didn't answer because u were either too scared or wanted to see how it'd end. 'So now u decided not to be too noisy huh? Yeah? That's how u wanna do until I fuck u dumb with my fucking cock.'

Your eyes widened at her touch of her boney slim fingers on ur waist. She harshly turned u around to face her and to also see your pretty tits hanging around there. 'Fuck els. You're irresistible.' Was all u managed to say, she giggled 'yeah, now bend that ass over and wait for me' u quickly did what she said.

After 5 minutes from digging in the box under your shared bed she finally came. Strapped on with her 7 inch purple transparent cock. 'Cmn y/n u better get that little pussy ready fo' me'.

You instantly felt an ache in your core that was slowly growing more and more. 'Els.. please.. I wanna feel u in m-' u couldn't even finish your sentence because of ellie's aggressive thrust into you 'guess the cat got your tongue' she playfully laughed along with ur low whimpers.

5 minutes in and u were already falling apart. 'O-oh my.. ellie.. I think I am ab-bout t-t- to come..' ellie knew it before u said it because of your pussy clenching around her cillicone cock that was attached to her hips and clit. 'You don't get to cum until I say so.' Your eyes widened because you knew if you did otherwise ud get a loooong long punishment. 'E-els nghhh.. I can't.. ' 'oh yes u can my slut'

Another 5 minutes of her not telling u to come. It was pure torture 'eeeels..' ud whine and she cover ur mouth with her palm. 'Fuck.. fine whore. Be good for mommy and let that pretty little pussy of urs come all over my cock.' Her words instantly gave u a relief of that knot in ur lower stomach being released. 'A-aah baby I'm cumming..' was all u managed to say to her. After you came down from ur orgasm ellie wouldn't stop her thrusts. Instead. She'd grab ur waist and push u deeper into her. 'I-i can't take it anymore..' 'yeah? Can't take mommy's cock anymore? Well too bad. Ull learn to do so.' Ur eyes widened as u felt a sudden orgasm washing all over u. U were seeing stars and ur muffled moans under her palm were even worse. 'Shit baby. U got so fucking wet. Good fucking job.' After u came down for another orgasm u breathed heavily and said 'all thanks to u baby' with loud panting.

Ellie slowly pulled out of u and there when u felt empty. Out of nowhere she pushed back into u causing a desperate,loud moan to come out of u 'FUCK. ELLIE. AAH.' 'that's what happens when u don't pay attention my slut.' She started going in and out slowly and fast each time. Your legs were trembling and wanted to give up but ellie held them. 'O-o-oh my- aaah fuck.' As u were about to come for the 3rd time she pulled out of u. Eyes filled with tears u whined like a desperate puppy 'shshsh atta girl. Don't be an impatient whore.' Ellie kneeled infront of ur pussy 'she's so fucking wet' (she referred ur pussy as her) as she collected some juicies from ur slit and reached for ur mouth 'Suck.' U did it with no second thoughts and ellie absolutely enjoyed every moment of it 'Good girl' she praised u and suddenly ur clit felt that eagerness to be sucked. 'Els p-please touch me' was all u said and ellie dived in. U grabbed a fistful of her auburn hair and pushed her face more in. 'A-ah right there' 'shut up bun' she said muffled and pussy drunk. She toyed with your clit until u felt u another knot forming in. 'Els,I'm about t-to c-come..' Ellie suddenly stopped eating u out and pushed 3 fingers inside of u. Your grip on her hair instantly tighten only for her to groan(she loves having her hair pulled by u) 'fuck baby' she felt her core dripping from her boxers. 'Let's go to the bedroom..'

And oh fuck. This was going to be an exhausting yet satisfying night

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(WROTE THIS AT 8AM N WAS SLEEPY I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY MISTAKES OR IF IT WAS TOO SHORT)

[for-fvckssake]

a mix between a gasp and a sinful moan drips down his lips, the tingling sensation making his eyes gloss over as unshed tears stain his waterline.

his breathing is frantic but low, toned chest heaving up and down while his eyes stay stuck on your lips and, at some point, he realizes he can feel his own heartbeat in two, very distinct places.

"'m sorr- y," eren breathes out, neck fully exposed by how you held his head back and adam's apple bobbing up then down as he swallows dry.

"im sorry," this time his words come out clearer, as if the implication of not being allowed to cum had woken him up from whatever state he was in previously.

"wanna cum, n-need- oh, fuck!" the moment you shift your leg, his hips start moving again. his cock grinds against you with a desperation he tries to conceal by tucking his bottom lip between his teeth, preventing the high pitched moans to escape his lips.

it doesn't take long till his thrusts get uncoordinated, the eyes that were once trained into yours now threatening to roll back while ropes of white paint your skin and the floor beside it.

-Rennie <3333333

“There we go handsome, so much better. So well behaved.” I say, reaching down to grab your face and gently stroke your cheek with my thumb before kissing your forehead chastely.

“Go on handsome, go clean yourself up in the bathroom then go back to the bedroom. Wanna sleep till we get there because we have some plans, ones that we need rest for.” I say, helping you stand and smiling at you while I leave, walking to the bed and sitting back, my gaze trained on the door and waiting for you to walk through it.

[malfaiths-blog]

HELLO HELLO THE NAME’S KAR, i’m 19 ( and never fuckin learned how to read ) and i go by any pronouns?? primarily they’re she/fae but use whatever u like as long as it’s not it/its and we’re good pals!! anyways, i’m here 2 bring u the one n only LUCIUS MALFOY w his pet peacock and two hours spent in front of the mirror styling his hair. i’m really bad at introductions but under the cut is my ( semi ) serious lucius introduction!!

( YOON JEONGHAN, DEMIBOY, HE/HIM ) — LUCIUS MALFOY ? oh, you mean the EIGHTEEN year old PUREBLOOD. they’re a SEVENTH year SLYTHERIN, aren’t they ? i’ve heard they’re really RESOURCEFUL, but i know for a fact that they can be CALLOUS at times. rumor has it that after graduation they'll SIDE WITH THE DEATH EATERS.

born to abraxas and anais malfoy, lucius grew up pampered. a prince in his own right — the prince of the house of malfoy. abraxas, while tough on him, did what he did out of love. lucius knew it too, for his father wouldn’t have given that amount of effort searching for only the best tutors and schooling him on wand works and potions from such an early age if he wasn’t doing it for love. all he wanted was the best for his heir. lucius isn’t blind; he sees it too. he sees why it’s necessary and never once has he voiced out a complaint.

yet those who work in the malfoy manor know that he grew up too fast. by the time he turned ten he could easily hold a conversation with someone four years his senior. a prodigy, the young prince is, they whisper. but at what cost?

abraxas loves him, and lucius couldn’t be any more thankful for the schooling his father put him through, but both father and son are blinded by love that they do not see what’s become of the young malfoy. he could ask for anything he wishes in this world, yet, there’s one thing that lucius abraxas malfoy never could have: a childhood.

but his mother loves him too. oh, does she love him. abraxas might be her heart, but lucius is her entire life. she dotes on him in her own quiet little way. nobody expected anais to be the mother that she is, but she is. and lucius too, loves his mother. where his father is hard on all his edges, anais is where lucius turns to when he’s in need of solace.

anyways this is long already and i’m trying to be poetic but it’s Not Working and i’ve only touched on his childhood but those are my headcanon based stuff so i figured they were necessary. tldr; lucius grew up loved. there are a lot of dysfunctional pureblood families out there, and though yes, abraxas might have “fucked up” lucius’ childhood, so to speak, family is everything to lucius and that wasn’t born out of duty or fear. it is his duty, but above all, love is what drives him. he wants to make his parents proud, and he will stand tall to see what his father and mother wished for him to accomplish.

moving on, lucius is cold yes, but he’s not an unnecessary asshole. he looks down on most of everyone and carries himself as though he is king already, but would he waste time to stop a muggleborn on his way to classes to insult them? nah. he probably wouldn’t even spare a moment to look at them. he’s very guarded too, and probably prefers the term allies over friends bc he’s a Pretentious Bitch. that aside though, he is somewhat cordial towards most purebloods in his circle, if not to be all political and shit. he’s not kind, no, but he knows when diplomacy is required of him.

yeah so anyways what i said about his hair in my opening paragraph? that’s only half a joke. he cares a lot about his appearances, and puts a lot of stock into it. he doesn’t dress to impress, but he does dress to intimidate. appearances make a bold statement, and lucius thinks any politician should know the power they have. i imagine at this age his hair isn’t particularly long yet, — probably shoulder length — but remember that in the movies when he has his long blonde hair he has it tied back with a green ribbon and well, that’s the most lucius malfoy thing i’ve ever seen.

silver snake, iron king, golden heir — you name it. he’s one hell of a pretentious bitch and if u see me referring to the elements and giving him titles like that, that’s because he sees it fit. trust me, he gives me a headache to write too with how pretentious he is but I Love Him.

his birthday is on december 22, making him a winter baby and a capricorn, which also means he just recently turned eighteen during their winter holidays.

oh, one last thing! honestly, he really doesn’t care how people see his gender and he doesn’t exactly advertise that he’s a demiboy, but he knows what he is and is confident in both his gender identity and expression. he’s not a man, and for lucius, what anyone else says doesn’t matter. also quick additional hc i have but i hc abraxas is also demifluid so transphobia is most definitely Not Something that happens in the malfoy household.

i have more useless facts and headcanons about lucius too such as his boggart, wand, etc etc but since this is already Long™, i’ll save that for later.

uhhh here is lucius’ pinterest board btw and that quote in the desc is him af too!

to finish this off, have a lucius malfoy af quote: “ do not mistake me for my mask. you see light dappling on the water and forget the deep, dark cold beneath. ”

anyways! hmu if u wanna plot with me!

[mandoposting]

im too scared to write star wars fic, but if i ever did it would be something dunkirk-esque.

umbara was juuuust starting to scratch that "practicalities of an extended, pointless war" itch but i want MORE. give me that crippling feeling of anxiety, stranded because of your own inbuilt inefficiencies. the desperation of trying to hold together troops who are slowly realising that youre the reason theyre going to die avoidable deaths. that exhaustion of having already lost, and lost so many brothers in the process, and still having to suffer on to the end. give me those deserters, helping every brother they can get out, desperate to make it on a planet they hadnt even heard of before the siege.

im also a big fan of that multiple pov angle dunkirk has going on, so you could have the stories of a pilot, a small group of troopers, and maybe even a jedi general going on at the same time. that would also give me an excuse to write about another piece of shit jedi cause theres absolutely no way krell was the exception.

maybe one day when im feeling big and strong ill write this. or if someone else does, please send it to me lol.