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sundays rule number 1: DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE

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Sewing pattern: this is NOT for beginners

Me, a beginner:

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severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

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baby kitty steal my fucking yakult

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my "i love nuance" t shirt is raising a lot of questions but no one is liking how long my answers are

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the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

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Oh have y’all heard of the river dolphin piss thing?

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what im thinking about at any given moment

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it's so funny that john darnielle wrote like The iconic Divorce Song and he's never even been divorced., its like if johnny cash had never been hurt. or if katy perry never felt like a plastic bag. or like if neutral milk hotel never. uh. [googling] um. hm. you know i personally wouldnt have made an album abotu that i think

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my dash did a thing

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Pastry Cream Recipe

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Is this how you roll?

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I went to Big Dick Lake and they told me to go about a half-mile west.