#this is so insane
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
nero-draco ¡ 5 months ago
Text
675 notes ¡ View notes
w0lfwren ¡ 2 years ago
Text
i adore the meta interpretation of genloss because of what it does to NIKI’S STORY. like oh my god she was SOBBING on the carousel until it was her turn to talk then she put on a smile and all she could say was that she was “nice”. THAT IS HOW NIKI HAS BEEN VIEWED FOR HER WHOLE ONLINE CAREER. people who hate her call her overemotional and then people who “like” her can only ever come up with Oh she’s so nice or Oh she’s so encouraging. then she’s just DISCARDED, just as she was during You Know What, and shot OFF SCREEN. showfall didn’t care about her because the fucking audience never did.
4K notes ¡ View notes
purpleph4se ¡ 25 days ago
Text
million dollar man
Tumblr media
the wizard x reader
warnings | smut (sorry), fem!reader, soft dom!wizard, fingering, praise, age difference, he’s also definitely a bit of a pervert (i’m self indulgent ok)
a/n | last fic of the year so let me go out with a bang. yall i am so so obsessed with the wizard I've gone down the jeff goldblum pipeline i love him so much. he’s so lana del rey coded it’s kinda insane. so i decided to be the first person (?) to write smut for the fuckin wizard of oz (i cant believe i wrote this sentence) so to anyone who also enjoys the wizard who reads this you thank you so much! crossposted on my ao3
“sir! i have a message for you from madam morrible, i believe it's urgent!”
you were the wizard's own personal assistant. one of the very few people who saw who he truly was; an older, but still very handsome, man who operated the magical console that controlled the giant puppet used to control his subjects. in truth, he was very kind and gracious, even silly at times.
“oh! thank you, my dear.” he gracefully strolled over to you in his beautifully elaborate emerald suit and took the letter from your hands and slipped it into his coat pocket, he paused for a moment to look over you. you could feel his honey-colored eyes scanning your frame and felt your heart race, you shifted in place hoping he wouldn’t notice your nervousness. with his endless power, you guessed he already knew.
“it’s—it’s my pleasure, your ozness! is there anything else you require of me?” the wizard lets out a laugh, soft and elegant, just like him you thought. he grabs your hand, his large aged one completely envelops yours as he takes you to his control panel. your face flushes and your hand trembles in his, you pray he doesn’t notice. how embarrassing it would be if the wizard thought you were this easily swayed by just one touch. in actuality, he thought it was adorable.
“you’re still so formal with me hm? but dear, i do need you for just one thing, if you don’t mind that is?” he had this mischievous look in his eyes, his charming smile making the corners of his eyes wrinkle, you couldn’t help the warmth rising more in your cheeks.
you nodded a bit too quickly for your own liking, “yes! um—of course, i don’t mind, sir!”
the wizard smiles, and the butterflies in your stomach flutter rapidly as he turns you to face the control panel as he stands behind you. even though you’re not facing him you tremble as you can feel how close he is to your back, the soft waft of his cologne and his breath upon the back of your neck. oh sweet oz, you felt yourself get impossibly warmer like you could combust at any moment.
“now dear, i just want your opinion on something,” he reached over you, turned, and pulled a few levers on the console, you heard the familiar creaking and mechanics of the puppet he controlled. “you see when i operate this thing, i just feel like there should be a way to hm, be more—how do i put this…less imposing?” the wizard rambles off about how he would like to still use the figure as he feels that his people need it but he doesn’t want to seem as feared anymore, especially in situations when it’s not needed.
you hang on every word, more focused on how his voice graced your ears, how the great and powerful wizard was asking you for advice, how you can feel his every movement behind you, and oh he felt so warm. you shudder as you feel him press his chest against your back as he reaches for a different lever, it seems that he noticed as he paused his ramblings for a second.
“are you alright, my dear?”
you gasp, stumbling over your words as you hear him quietly speak his concern over you. the wizard was worried he made his poor little assistant uncomfortable and he wouldn’t want that. but you eventually manage to tell him that you’re ok, hoping he doesn’t pull away from you.
he knows exactly what he’s doing, he's so keenly aware of what his magnificent presence does to others, especially you. he continues his ramblings, moving different levers and speaking softly into your ear. he knows the effect he has on you, but he revels in how easy it is to make flustered in particular, how cute you look trying to hide yourself reliving the warmth between your thighs.
you feel the wizard bring his large hand to your waist, and you try your hardest not to melt into his touch. but when he speaks in that low tone, his deep honied voice so close to your ear, you shake in his hold, letting go of a breath you didn’t know you were holding. you never would have thought the wizard would ever be this close to you. he has you right in the palm of his hand.
“you’re shaking sweetheart, if you want me to stop you just have to say the word.”
you pause for a moment, your breath leaving your lips shakily. this—this was wrong, you cared very deeply for the wizard maybe more than you should, and you were eternally grateful to work under him. your attention comes back to him as he teasingly squeezes your hips with his hand. he thought you were just too cute to not tease. your thighs press together again trying to relieve the evergrowing pool of heat.
“please—please don’t stop, your ozness—“
“i was hoping you would say that, dearest”
his hand glides over your uniform, and you feel him smile devilishly, even though you don’t dare turn your neck to check. “i’m quite fond of you, you know? you’re such a sweet little assistant and i think you deserve a reward no?” the wizard coos into your ear, his touches pressing insistently deeper, like he’s desperate to feel your skin under your clothes.
your head feels so fuzzy with the attention he’s giving you, you can’t think straight so you nod dumbly at his question. with the way he’s making you feel now, it could certainly be called a reward. people would die to be in your position. his hand trails downward, tugging at the hem of the green pencil skirt you decided to wear today. your heart nearly beats out of your chest.
“i just adore this skirt on you, dear, but it does get in the way of what i’m trying to do here,“ he chuckles, hes so close you can feel his chest rumbling when he laughs. you tremble in his grasp as he pulls your skirt up, exposing your clothed cunt to him and you feel the blood rushing to your cheeks. you knew this was wrong, but you ached for his touch. sweet oz what has gotten into you?
“shh—let me take care of you, sweetheart.”
you could feel your breath begin to quicken and the pulse between your legs grow stronger. this was not good. but you melt into him when he trails his hand up your thigh, pressing yourself closer to his chest. his hand climbs higher up your thigh, you feel him breathe out a laugh at your flustered state once his hand hovers over the heat between your legs.
“tell me you want this, my dear…”
he croons softly into your ear, he hasn’t even touched you yet and you are already blissed out. his facial hair brushes over your skin, tickling your neck as his lips graze the tender skin that lies just beneath your earlobe. you stammer indistinctly, pawing at his other arm now wrapped around your waist while your eyes train towards the ceiling. you felt dizzy.
the wizard's teeth scrape your skin, they sink into the curve of your throat. his elegant fingers press into your panties, stroking down the cloaked hood of your clit, rolling over the bud through thin, sticky cotton. your body jumps, chasing that feeling, and goosebumps rise on your skin as he begins to pull away.
“wait! i-i want it,” you plead, chasing the feeling of his hands with a strained whine. “please—your ozness” you were shocked at the desperation in your own voice. but sensing his lips curl into a smile against your neck you realized he reveled in it.
your hips bucked reaching for his touch again, he shifted just enough to push his fingertips beneath the elastic. he chuckled softly, "would’ve never thought a sweet thing like you would be so needy." he chided. he plunged his hand down and slipped it over your vulva, cupping and pressing against you.
your hips jolted at the pressure and a soft gasp escaped your lips. "is this what you wanted, dearest?" his deep voice was at your ear again, curling around your senses, filling your mind with heavy fog. barely able to make out a response for him you nod dumbly relishing in the pleasure the wizard gave you.
"hm?" a finger slipped down between your folds, "you’re so wet, sweetheart" he purred. his fingers slowly began to stroke down to your entrance and back up to circle your clit in a meticulous pattern. his fingers, wet with your slick, circled your clit just a touch faster. pleasure is coursing through you, as more little moans leave your lips, but you grow embarrassed at the noise coming out of you that you press your lips together.
“no, no we can’t have that honey, let me hear those pretty little noises, hm?”
and you couldn’t help but obey him. soft moans began to slip through your lips. "oh, you’re just so adorable." the wizard sighed. the tension in your limbs slowly melted away until you were a soft and pliant thing for him. pleas slurred off your tongue when he placed more pressure on your clit, stroking tight, precise patterns that had you dripping for him.
you moaned as his fingers moved down to pet at your wetness, two fingers brushing against your entrance but not pressing in. he pressed against your cunt firmly as your hips slowly began to grind down.
"yeah? you want my fingers to make you feel good, hm?" his fingertips probed your entrance, teasing you. a soft cry escaped you, your hips trembling in need. a flurry of pleas escaped you and the wizard shushed you gently, taking pity on your pathetic state. he took his time slipping his fingers inside and pressing them firmly against your walls as they squeezed around him.
"there you go, this is what you needed, hm?" he cooed, almost talking down to you. he began peppering delicate kisses over your ears and neck, slowly pumping his fingers in and out. “does me teasing you always get you this wet?” and you couldn’t help but admit to him, simply nodding. oh, and he just couldn’t help but indulge in your confession. you were nothing like the pretty young things he used to mess around with back in nebraska, you were full of pure devotion just for him.
"feels good doesn’t it?" he began curling his fingers just enough to stimulate your g-spot but not enough to send you keening into mindless pleasure. "or do you need more?" your mouth fell open as breathing became too much for you while you nodded furiously.
"yes—please—" you let your head tip back into him, your hands grabbing at the emerald-clad arm around your waist, a feeble attempt to ground yourself to reality, "sir—" you whined quietly.
your whine morphed into a cry as he curled up his experienced fingers finding that sweet spot of stimulation inside of you and positively abusing it. all you could do was whine and shake in his hands. "look at you," he muttered into your ear. "messy little thing aren’t you, sweetheart?" his fingers quickened in pace as his palm began nudging just right against your abandoned clit.
the wizard's words were lost to you, with your mouth hanging open ever so slightly you nodded and tried your best not to cum too quickly. the obscene sound of his fingers fucking into you and the sound of his palm slapping against your clit echo throughout the control room. that combined with your growing moans and his husky breathing was overloading your senses in the best way possible.
"i’ve been wanting to see you like this for a while," he purred, slowly pressing his palm against your clit a little harder. “since you started wearing these adorably tight skirts." he purposely pulled you tighter against him so you could feel him hard against your lower back, "you feel that? that’s all your fault, honey." his voice sounded strained, all you could sob was his name, begging him to take you right then and there.
the wizard chuckled at your state, and at the feeling of your cunt tightening around his fingers more and more. "that close already, hm?" he pulled away from your neck as your head turned to meet his hazel eyes, yours heavy and glazed as you nodded. "aw dearest," he cooed, "that won't do, i need to hear you” a whimper and buck of your hips was your response.
he tsked, "that won't do." his free hand came up to grab your face and held it there, looking into your eyes. "be good and say 'please' and i’ll let you finish all over my fingers." he had a stern but flushed look to him as he spoke, seeing the wizard flustered pulled your pleasure filled mind out of the haze for a moment of coherency.
"pl—please..." was all you could muster up as the edge he kept you on turned your pleasure into pain. he released your face, grinding his palm hard and slow against your clit. and you swore to oz you almost came right then and there as you cried out. "please—oh-p-please, your ozness let me finish—" you whined and squirmed in his arms as you tried to chase after your own pleasure to no avail.
he pressed his lips against your neck again and you felt him grin devilishly as his fingers pace picked back up. “such a good little assistant.” the wizard began fucking you again with just his two fingers, pulling embarrassing noises from your throat and each thrust of his soaked digits in your cunt. it was obscene the way you writhed in his hold, the way your hips humped into each pull and push of his hand. “so so good for me,” he cooed, pressing soft kisses against your throat, a stark contrast to how his fingers were moving inside of you.
each pass of his fingers over that sensitive patch inside of you produced the most delicious moans from your lips, and with every brush of his palm against your clit your legs shook more and more. “just like that honey,” his lips brushed against your ear. “i’m making you feel good, yeah? your sweet little cunt belongs to me.”
your body jerked with pleasure at the wizard's words, as his free hand pressed down holding you against him, “ah-h–your o-ozness” you cried out. he let out a soft groan against your neck at the way your hips involuntarily bucked with pleasure delightfully pressing against the tent in his pants.
“let go for me.” oh, the deep timbre of his voice had taken hold of your mind and pulled you deeper into a pleasure-filled stupor. you couldn’t think of anything but the pulsing of your walls around his long fingers. with a cry, his hands and voice alone he coaxed your climax out of you, his fingertips abusing your poor g-spot until you couldn’t take anymore. your thighs clamped around on his hand, while your hips jerked with each almost painful throb of your cunt around his fingers.
you could even feel your heartbeat in your now oversensitive clit, your hips involuntarily overstimulating you as they met each stroke of his fingers fucking into you. “oh—oh sir, wait—“ your voice shuddered as his hand slowed.
“pent up weren’t you?” the wizard cooed, retracting his fingers and tracing his thumb from your slick entrance and up to your clit and back down again. mindlessly running his fingers through your slit as you whined, trying to pull away from the overstimulation.
“sorry dearest, you’re just so adorable i couldn’t help myself,” he chuckles against your throat, finally pulling his fingers from your panties. his slick fingers coming up to slip past your lips, your tongue quickly sucking down your own juices, he couldn’t help but marvel at your need and he thought for a moment about how lucky he was to have you.
“honey, do you think you can help me with one more thing?” you’re reminded of his own need pressed against your lower back, and you were more than happy to help your wonderful wizard.
176 notes ¡ View notes
countingstars-17 ¡ 3 months ago
Text
still can't believe he did this 😭
227 notes ¡ View notes
bauliya ¡ 7 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
i’m so disgusted and devastated (tw CSA)
261 notes ¡ View notes
rakruined ¡ 2 years ago
Text
Chainsaw Man is peak fiction
Tumblr media
969 notes ¡ View notes
eye-merely-jest ¡ 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
silly jester kurt because of fucking course tumblr user "eye merely jest" was going to do this at some point. 'cause HEAR ME OUT ACTUALLY he'd actually be an excellent court fool for so many reasons like he's already got that silly and whimsical (autismed.) charm that all the bestest fools have and he's acrobatic and agile and PLEASE IT WORKS I SWEAR
131 notes ¡ View notes
t3mperanc3 ¡ 1 month ago
Text
Okay, the semester is officially over and I have time to be on tumblr again and can I just say… I’m so so so thrilled by the Bones fandom resurgence?!?!?!?! I was not expecting this??? Bones posts with close to 1000 notes??? This is so cool and amazing!!!! Wtf!!!
54 notes ¡ View notes
abla-soso ¡ 6 months ago
Text
Alicent did a humiliating "walk of shame" speech about how she was manipulated to support starting this war to protect her sons from Rhaenyra... only for Rhaenyra to tell her that Otto was actually right and she was always a danger to Alicent's sons... making Alicent's reason to support the war completely valid.... and Alicent doesn't take back her apologies in reaction to this revelation..... she doesn't even react at all and continues on with her "walk of shame" speech....
Tumblr media
75 notes ¡ View notes
mavi-gozlu-meyve ¡ 9 months ago
Text
Challengers screenplay...
Tumblr media
i don't know how the film world works but if this means zendaya improv'd that line or they changed it just for her or something i'll pee my pants bc "i know." was crazy
Tumblr media
the way in the movie pat doesn't actually say anything, he just looks shocked.. ill cry
Tumblr media
ughhhhh guadagnino's knowledge of tennis.. the way the tweener was changed to be the winning shot...
Tumblr media
this is so greek play core LMAOOOOO not to me not if it's you, pARTrick
Tumblr media
NOOOOOOOHMYGOD I THOUGHT IT WAS "I'd fuck her with a tennis racket" BUT THIS IS SO MUCH GAYERRRRR YES
Tumblr media
nooooo the subtext we never saw
Tumblr media
just this + tashi's response.
Tumblr media
don't do this to me.....
Tumblr media
pov them later in the hotel room also
Tumblr media
who do you think?
Tumblr media
ART LOOKS AT PATRICK, STUNG
81 notes ¡ View notes
simpfornegan ¡ 6 months ago
Text
rhaenyra asking jace: “and when aemond comes hunting for you?” like yesss, this validated me in so many ways ! next time i say omega jace fleeing from his alpha aemond, chugging moontea and on the verge of a mental breakdown, y’all better jump !
55 notes ¡ View notes
astrowarr ¡ 1 year ago
Text
i was thinking about this. mumbo thought the only way to get grian's "don't get on the strider" command wrong was to get on it. but he could've easily just... Killed the strider.
it still wouldn't be what grian asked him to do, and he wouldn't have died. you know actually if anything this would've been the more task-obedient route for him to take
176 notes ¡ View notes
hallofharmony ¡ 1 year ago
Text
someone in a discord server said if you have a friend named Stranger (with a capital s) and sit next to them it will fill the "sit on a bench with a stranger" quest so i tried it and it ACTUALLY WORKS
339 notes ¡ View notes
sunniques ¡ 2 months ago
Note
Ok, now sugar daddy Cheol and Hannie together
🤭 glad to know my pouting worked.
anyways like imagine them taking turns spoiling you. whether it be with jewelry, clothes, makeup, money or anything you could ever want. like they’re the type to compete to see who can spoil you more and you’re just there eating it all up.
and don’t get me started about how they are in bed. the kings of edging and teasing. like they’ll tie you up and tease your little cunt until you’re a begging, sobbing mess. they’re so mean, calling you a cockhungry slut who’s never satisfied with having only one of them. (as if they don’t love sharing you.) they’ll slap your pussy, finger you, and eat you out but won’t let you cum unless it’s on one of their cocks. while they prefer to be inside you at the same time, they do definitely love to watch the other wreck you
24 notes ¡ View notes
qrcane ¡ 1 month ago
Text
I watched Foolish dying and even I’m confused now
14 notes ¡ View notes